Episode Transcript
It's another double phone frame Mornings on the twenties.
Hello, Oh yeah this beer.
We dropped them off already.
I just want to make sure you knew they went in the backyard.
Speaker 2I'm so sorry.
Who did you say is calling this bier?
Speaker 1We don't drop drop them off in the backyard.
Just want to make sure you know that, you know, in case you get home walk in the backyard knowing that.
Speaker 2Dropped one off in my backyard.
Speaker 1Hey, the delivery today?
Oh I didn't tell you what I was calling from Data.
Sorry, I'm calling from and had delivery order today for for Sabrina.
Speaker 2Yeah, that's me.
Speaker 1Dropped them off before baby gates back there.
Speaker 2Oh, I am so sorry.
I'm not sure if it's the connection or what it could be, but can you please repeat.
Speaker 1That, because you know, I don't want you walking in the backyard with then't being back down the outside the greats and everything else like that without knowing the day.
So I just thought of call and let you know they did that.
We didn't drop them off, and they they did.
They had some chicken already and they's fine.
Speaker 2Well, what did you have dropped off in my backyard?
And how did you get to my backyard.
Let's take this step by step.
Speaker 1Didn't want to even the front yard, you know what I mean, like they run away, you get away, give me a byybody or something like that.
Speaker 2Sorry, you're supposed to be delivering a massage chair.
That's the only thing that I have coming to me.
So what is getting out of where?
Speaker 1Invoice?
I got here for four baby gators?
Speaker 2Did I hear you say gators?
Baby gators?
Speaker 1Four baby gators?
Yeah, four baby gators.
You little guys.
But you know they got teeth and stuff like that.
So but back then they fed gave some chicken before we left, so they won't put them get too hungry of them.
Speaker 2I always hold on here, hold on, Why are there baby gators being delivered when I ordered a massage chair?
Speaker 1Who they say?
Invoice says for baby gators.
That's all I know.
You know, I just delivered.
I delivered the goods and uh you know I did have massage share in the back of my truck.
But I don't know where that's going yet.
Speaker 2Excuse me, What in the actual are you talking about?
Who you're supposed to have My mother in law come over today.
We are having a family gathering.
Speaker 1That's why you get the gators from a foot party or something like that.
Speaker 2Absolutely not.
There's a giant mistake here.
I literally don't know what you're talking about.
You have the wrong home.
Tell me, please, how did that mistake happen?
How did we go from massage share which you said is in the backyard.
Speaker 1It is a massage share in the back of my truck, but I don't know where.
Speaker 2That I go.
Want you to take that massage chair back in the back, take it, take it from the truck, put it in my backyard or front yard, whatever makes you feel better, and take the baby gators back.
Speaker 1Yeah.
I probably won't leave it in the backyard because I don't want a baby gates in the massage share if that's what you do.
Speaker 2But you know, sir, I don't understand you at all, and I'm not sure if you don't understand me.
But you're going to go back.
I don't know who that orders baby gators, but you're gonna take the gators back to that crazy Okay?
You honestly you need to go back.
You need to get the baby gators out of there.
You do not understand there is a baby gate back there, and those are not for the gators.
Okay, that is for my four year old son.
All right, I have my mother in law company so she could watch my son first.
You absolutely have to go back now, Okay, freaking out.
Speaker 1So what I'm hearing is you don't want the baby Gators.
Speaker 2No, I don't want the baby gators.
You have to We don't even need to be on the phone much longer.
You need to go back, trade the baby gators in.
Leave the baby gate safely, put the massage hair back there.
Speaker 1You know if put the ship label on and you might be able to page and get them back into Crate'd pretty only just let you.
Speaker 2Know that I might not be able to do anything other than freaks us out.
You're the one that's going to be doing everything here.
Okay.
I don't know where you are, but you're going back right now.
Okay, I'm freaking out.
I have a meeting in about ten minutes.
Here.
I'm not getting a call for my mother in law, of all things, that has made a long damn journey with her.
Speaker 1Hey, Sabrina, this is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a phone brank on you and your husband set you up.
Oh my god, he said that you ordered a massage chair and are waiting for it to be delivered, and wanted to mess with you somehow.
Speaker 2So, oh my god, I was honestly trying to picture the worst.
I was picturing my mother in law having her horrible wig repped off by four radigators.
Speaker 1Wake up every morning with jubal phone branks