Welcome to This Is Important, a production of iHeartRadio, the show where we only talk about what is most obviously, very crucially important today.

On This is Important, most of my jokes are jiz based.

I'm throwing away anything that isn't the elite jellybean.

Is this a freak off?

Let's go.

Who is that politician?

He got he like derailed his whole entire John Dean, Jimmy Dean, the song something Deanan someone with an a something.

Yeah, Howard Dean, you think it's fresh Dino.

Dino if they're cool, if he's cool, Yeah, you can't do anything.

If you're a politician, you can't show any real emotion because of the second you it's you're memified and and you're fucked and your.

What was he?

I gotta go back and look what we were so jazzed about.

That seemed targeted.

I think it was targeted and then.

And then it's all targeted, it's all targeted.

What was he so hyped about?

America?

Yeah?

America?

Yeah, he probably is.

Probably our cruise announcement.

He fucking heard the cruise announcement was oh oh yeah, okay.

Can we tell him Howard Dean will be on the cruise.

He was like, yes, he's gonna do morning announcement.

Yeah, this cruise is important.

Yeah, you think we could cameo him.

I bet he's on cameo.

We need to start getting some cameos to read.

Uh, he's going to be hosting the dry t shirt contest.

Oh nobody's gonna have a dryers here than me.

Baby.

How many yos are we giving her?

Yaoza YoY Yeah?

Yeah.

Yeah.

It was very strange, like in a way where I'm like, are they just going after this dude because he's actually going to change the United States of America for the better.

I don't remember anything about him or his politics.

I don't either, except for that thing.

The only thing I remember is him going.

Yeah, but doesn't that tell you the power of big media.

We're so polycharged.

I don't think I release the files.

That's hey, doesn't matter.

We want them, all of them.

We want every file release.

I want to skim through the X files release.

I want I want the files released, and then I want somebody to tell me what they said, because I ain't gonna read no motherfucking files.

We're not going to We're not going to read any files.

No, you need the bullet.

We just got done talking to Sick x Man, which yes we did.

I didn't know that was their name, but that's kind of a six sick name.

Six man.

Uh.

They are the production team behind the cruise, and we were tossing some.

Ideas around, kind of get yeah, what cruise?

What cruises are we talking about?

This cruise is important dot com where you can get your tickets for a sick cabin.

I'm telling you what.

It was getting me psyched up.

I'm already psyched, but that.

Kind of ship gets me really hyped because it starts to get.

Real in my mind.

Yeah, gets really real in my mind.

Yeah, zooms get you fucking off?

Yeah you're Yeah, were you doing a bit the entire time where you're jerking off because you're so excited blake, where you're doing that bit?

Yeah?

Yeah, I was.

I was running that bit classic.

We all were doing that bit about how excited we we were.

Remember the multiple times that we were jerking off in that show, show that you couldn't just jerk So this is me your you off?

You can't really tell him sort of jiggling.

But you can't really turn your face if anything.

The way you clench your teeth.

No, I go slack John, I.

Uh no, you They're like, you have to really sell it, sell it in the shoulders.

So we're jerking off, like really and weirdly that's how I do it now.

Yeah, but I learned, Hey, it learned that it rubbed off.

Learned the hard way.

Yes points, I'm coming, Yes, and give yourself some points for the hard way.

One yes, and I said I'm coming, so yes.

I don't get that one.

Yeah, round of points.

I actually don't get what the points is for the coming one.

Okay, it's a bagel.

There we go and the cruise.

To go back to the cruise and why we're so excited?

What what makes you most excited about what we were talking about?

I know it was some stuff we can't talk about, but yeah, things we can.

So I want Blake to say what he oh, I really liked.

Well, we're getting into like brainstorm ideas, and I really like the idea of kind of getting some kind of cool customized championship belt for the cruise where we have some sort of party competition where we can crown.

A party party god of the party.

Which wouldn't you just love to wear that thing around the cruise and have everybody be just bowing to you now or.

Your neighborhood when you get home.

Now, I wonder like, are we the judge?

Obviously we're the judges, but pardon me is like, hey, cut me loose.

I kind of want to win.

I don't want to be the god.

Yeah, but this is like, uh, your coach, now, out of your coach?

Now, Man, that sucks.

I can't play in the game.

Could do a Bill Russell, you could a coach.

We could maybe put you in a disguise and have people not even know it's you, and you can compete in just a prosthetic nose.

Yeah, Like what is the Football show with Homeboy?

Uh huh oh h with Glenn Powell, which which.

They I guess, I just don't understand.

I thought they did it with an actual NFL player who went to like the Combine or whatever.

What show is this now?

And then now they're just doing it again with a guy who's not an NFL player.

Is this like undercover Boss?

But yeah, essentially I think the story there was it was a it was Eli Manning and Eli Manning went on, was it Eli or it.

Was it was Eli, and then he went to like a college.

Hey, we're checking out quarterbacks today to see if you guys want to walk on and he was just like.

Professional quarterback and then you you they did something to his face to make him look differently, and he just hasn't canon.

So it's like when when Uncle Drew, like when Kyrie Irving.

Similar similar, But I guess I'm asking, like, what is the joke about a guy who's not a professional.

He's just hot as he takes his nose off and you're.

Like, oh ship, everybody comes like right there on the fifty yard line.

Yeah, maybe that's the second episode he gets it, he gets his nose job and uh and suddenly you're you're just randy.

But it's a fake?

No, Yeah, what is.

And is it's and is it's it's scripted?

Right?

It is?

And is it about a guy who's in who's playing?

I don't get it?

Well, hey, hey, maybe we'll talk about on the cruise.

That's fun, Like that's all I'm gonna go deep undercover to win this party god uh championship, but we.

Got to make sure this belt is fucking cool as hell too, something that somebody can keep forever and have it on their mantle.

Yeah, we have.

We'll send some.

Glue and rhinestones your way.

When we were down like the games and like there's flip cup, there's beer pong, there's uh, there's belly flop competation, all kinds of cake stand.

I'm like, this is my dream day.

It really is.

Like I love chugging beers with my boys, yep, with some sort of competition baked in right, attest to that.

That's that's my wheelhouse.

I love you died doing that.

You're good with.

That, right, Yeah, that's a good way to go out.

Yeah, that is it.

I don't play.

There's not enough as you get older, there's not enough real competition.

I remember how often we would play beer pong or beer dice or some kind of beer drinking game at the Workaholics house when we lived there.

It was a damn near every night occurrence.

It was interesting, Adam, you were doing that alone.

Yeah, it was almost like you were practicing your shot.

I just had a bunch of mirrors, mirrors set up, just training.

It's like, damn, Adam's been playing beer pong by himself for a long time.

With like the side raised up ninety degrees, just chucking it against himself.

I guess I got a drink.

Yeah, it was a Forrest Gump practicing ping pong.

You know what now that you mentioned that though, we might want to like go train a little bit so we don't get on this cruise and then like somebody challenges you to the beer pong and you look like a total fucking weep out there.

Uh well, it's not even that I think I'll be good at the beer pong.

I just I've been drinking so much less this last year.

Yeah, I mean it, it sucks.

I hate my life.

But yeah, so I'm gonna have to gear up.

I think in December of this year, I'm gonna I'm gonna say, hey, the wheels are off.

Have you worn the family?

My body just.

Spasms and uh I tense up and can't you have to wheel me onto the cruise?

But hopefully not fucking things sucks?

Yeah.

On today's podcast, uh, Blake and I are here to give you an intervention that you're not drinking enough.

Oh yeah, oh save it for the ship, dude.

You're you're just.

You're not really carrying your weight as you used to.

And oh yeah, with drinking weight.

Yeah, yeah, we need you, we need you to drink a little more.

It's time to right your wrongs.

I yeah, and I've been I've been in chet back towards it.

This summer.

I kind of I kind of let it fly a.

Little bit more more than I have in the past year or so, so this summer and that's that's part of the issue that I've been dealing with.

I I gained like ten pounds, and I was like, I was kind of pumped at how lean and mean.

I was there for a minute.

You were so mean?

You were I get skinny mean dude, Yeah, you're vicious.

I'm a vicious bitch.

But yeah, so I gained like ten or fifteen pounds, and so I'm trying to lose it.

In the last three weeks.

I'm like really dialed in the diet.

I fucking did all the things.

I'm like weighing the food, I'm measuring stuff.

But I'm writing you, yeah, you're being huge.

I'm writing this movie, which I've told you guys about with this I can't talk about the movie, but with this legendary writer director story it O.

But it's and it's cool that you and Mel Gibson are doing.

That, Yeah, go ahead, But the guys.

The guy's seventy five years old, right, so so it's just me and him riding together.

He's super funny, he's super sharp.

But he's like, I'm gonna.

Supply the food for lunch, and I'm like, but the guy almost exclusively eats keish.

So I have a.

Key like egg like egg casserole keishe.

Exactly, and so I eat I eat a keiche every day.

So so five days a week for the last couple of weeks, I've been eating keishe and you know it's They're delicious.

But I all of a sudden, I'm like looking at my and I weigh in in the morning, and I'm like, Jesus Christ, I'm gaining more and more weight.

I'm not losing any weight.

I didn't realize.

I looked at the calorie count of these keishe.

Oh dear, there are two thousand calories.

I'm eating a day's worth of calories eating keishe with this man, because it's just cheese, eggs and dairy.

And is it a pie?

Is it in a pie crust?

It's in a pie crust.

Yeah, Yeah, Keisha's are pretty fucking good.

They're like the little white sized ones you get at Costco.

You don't think you can tell this guy you're good on keish for a.

Little I think, well, now that I know, I just thought I was just like I didn't I didn't realize that they were this bad for you.

I thought I was like half of that.

I thought I was even maybe a thousand calories.

And then I'm trying to be good fu yo keisha.

Yeah, but it was it was.

Uh.

I was talking with Isaac the other day and I'm like, I eat fucking keish every day and he's like, and Isaac, for whatever reason, the one thing Isaac knows about is the calorie content of keish.

And he's like, he doesn't know anything about our careers or or any executive that he should know, but he knows the calorie content.

He's like, holy shit, dude, that's like two thousand calories.

I'm like, no, it's not.

And then I looked it up.

Sure as hell, it's two thousand fucking glories.

That I mean, getting dude keish to the dome.

Yeah, I feel like that's for like obese, Like in ladies.

They just smash keish but this guy's skinny as hell.

He's skinny as but.

He's seventy five, and when you're seventy five, you're you start to wither a bit, don't you.

That's all.

That's all he's eating all day.

That's the meal.

I think you're right.

Have you looked at his ass?

Does he have a kesh ass?

He doesn't have as.

He's just a lean, mean joke writing machine.

This guy.

Have you seen him nude?

Have you seen?

I don't?

Yeah, I have not, not yet.

Might unstrapped his bell and he's just a dump truck folds out.

Yeah, hey, who knows?

But what do you want to be eating?

If you had your druthers, you druthers, what would you be like?

Hey, actually today mel beef terkey, this is what we're getting yet him?

Just something something light, just a beeflessa ongna something.

You're like, I was like Blake Anderson level specific here know what?

Just something like that?

Yeah, just I don't know.

Just something light, like a chicken pop pie with a parmesan.

I think I think what you're learning about is that he eats like a writer and you eat like an actor.

Yeah that's somebody exactly right, Okay, I like that, Like writers aren't like eating the chicken cutlets and weighing.

There, you weigh your food.

I do what I'm trying when I'm dialing it in and I'm trying to.

To what I've just never heard, just eat less?

No, you weighed, so you know the exactly the amount?

Oh way, he does you?

I weighed the fire?

I know.

But I'm saying, like.

Where'd you get this from?

What Instagram?

Did you stumble upon?

This sounds so fucking like over the top.

No, this is just how you become the elite bodybuilding freak show that I am.

But my point is that you're not.

So what are we doing here?

Well?

I'm not because I eat fucking geese.

No eat, that's it.

Let me ask you one question.

In the bodybuilding episode of Workaholics, that's right, did you weigh any food to get that bod?

Well, you was.

Twenty, I was twenty two years old.

Just after old, I was.

I guess I was twenty five.

I mean, do you?

But I just feel like if you just no, no, no.

I was, I was?

That was you know what?

Sixty years ago?

My boy, my metabolism has slowed.

It's crazy it's crazy the amount I work out and and how good I eat.

I look like a man who doesn't do any of that stuff.

You look like, buddy.

Yeah, there you go again, fast shaming me.

But no, no, no, I'm sorry.

I've had a lot of coffee this morning and I'm sweating through my shirt.

If you enjoyed the process, do your thing.

Yeah, I don't.

I mean, it's not all the time.

It's just when I'm trying to dial it in and then I go okay, and then and then you can and then you can eye it because you always over eat.

You always over eat when you think of like a cup.

Of cereal is a cup of cereal, it's not you just poured yourself.

It's just don't eat cereal obviously cereal though, Well there's stony cereal.

Well sure there's a protein cereal that is much much better.

Yeah, but just protein?

What about aren't you the king of Like didn't you disease like like loose loose meats?

Like just yes, what happened to that?

Usually I just will have like or just like chicken.

I'll just have like chicken breast.

But why do you have to weigh a chicken bream?

Because some chicken breas.

If you're a big old fat eat chicken breast, you might.

First case scenario, you just eat chicken breast.

It's not a big deal.

Hey, it must be oh durs, it must be so nice.

I'm just to have this collegiate level metabolism where the only place you gain fat is your titties.

It must be so huge.

You literally gain.

Complaints.

Yeah, gain in the sexiest in the sexiest place possible dirt.

And I'm over here and I'm looking like a fucking bag of old porridge.

It's a moldy old porridge that is clumpy.

Yeah, I'm talking about my friend like that.

Man, I just it's like so anti And that's why I backed up and I said, if it's your thing, do it.

But it's because I'm I'm just.

Saying, it's just so anithetical to like any healthy perspective about food, where it's like you're weighing every ounce as opposed to it's like going, I think I've had too much or like great, like I'm gonna I'm gonna work out for an extra half hour to day because last night I have two drinks or whatever.

Uh.

Yeah, And that's how I normally am, but when i'm dialing it in, I will measure just so I go like, okay.

And at what point do you see that you're dialing?

When does the dial No, Usually it'll be it'll just be a few weeks.

And then I start to see the weights start to go down, and then I go, okay, that's the amount, and what are you this just to drop the ten pounds that I just fucking put on?

Like that?

You look and I.

Guess what I'm getting to is like you're talking about dialing it in.

Is there a world where you just have a different lifestyle where it's like it's not pedal to the metal, having a good time whatever you want and then dialing it in?

And it's just like I'm Adam de Vine.

I don't drink six nights a week.

I drank three, and I eat chicken that I haven't weighed, and peanut butter for a late night snack if I want or whatever.

Yeah, that's that's how I normally am.

But this summer I went fucking a little.

I got a little off the rails.

I can't stop eating.

And then I ate kish for two weeks straight, and then I got way off the rails.

Yeah the keish dude, can you can you cycle anymore?

I just started to do it again, and uh, but my fucking wife put my peloton in the shed.

Like that.

Don't fucking fucking she put on were in the in.

The shed, Dude, in the shed and there's no there's there's yeah, there's stuff stacked in there.

It's one hundred and twelve degrees in there.

I'm like, yeah, this is I can't.

I can't work out on this peloton.

Just get ay gun, well, not in the just get a cy on the side there.

But I put a c on my garage and turn it into a fucking gym slash store.

Oh, everything's so easy for you.

Come on, didn't have to weigh.

Anything, jes now, with your with your collegiate level metabolism, the only place you gained with gorgeous, gorgeous floppy titties.

Man, you got the fuck must be delicious.

Double blake.

Have you ever weighed food?

Your boobs are huge?

Blake doesn't eat food?

One, adam, adam, I'm asking blazing.

Yeah, no, I've never weighed Come on, man, you know very well I've never weighed food.

Yes, he doesn't.

I do eat food.

I eat it.

Also, he's a natural lean, lean person.

In fact, he probably should weigh the food, being like, I need to eat more food.

Dude, I eat a lot of food.

I go nuts on food.

I go hog awhile, name three things you eat?

What do you do you eat three?

Do you eat three meals a day?

No?

I only eat three meals a day.

Yeah.

I think that that's the number one thing.

If you just skip lunch, you're good.

Well that's the best meal.

We've covered this, but that's lunch is number one.

Lunch is delicious.

I'm if anything.

Just eat lunch.

But are you dialing it in or not?

Yes, just eat lunch.

That's my perfect day too.

Great, great, great?

Yeah, so just eat lunch.

You get to you get to about one o'clock.

Then you fucking slam a kiche.

Then you smash a giche, then you smash a hardcore kiche.

Yeah.

I've become quite the midnight snacker, and I hate that.

I never was that.

I remember when I lived with you, Adam, you would kind of like sneak in the kitchen at night and snack, and I'd be like.

I'm a little grimlin.

This isn't part of my lifestyle.

I've really become a midnight snacker.

What do we have and what we like?

Dude is bad?

Like fucking jelly beans, Dude, like crushing jelly beans that night.

That's not good.

Natural, hard boy natural.

Yeah, that's not good.

But why do you keep those in the house?

But did you weigh it?

But no, I do like ten at a time, and it has to be elite flavors time.

I'm throwing away anything that isn't the elite jelly beans.

So you, I mean, then you're fucking up the flavor profile of the jelly beans.

If you're eating ten.

Means yeah, yes, session, hand like a yeah session, and then I go back for ten more.

I will say that I'm a handful guy.

Though.

They go all down the hatch at the same that is that is cereal.

That is serial killer activity.

When it all takes out.

Jelly Belly, I.

Gave them behind eighteen doors.

Oh my god.

When you take the jelly Belly tour, they tell you not to do that.

You are supposed to eat them one at a time.

Guess what not my America?

Fuck man?

What the He's a rule breaker, right, Harry Dean, Oh, he's a rule breaker.

God damn.

I love this because you guys know, I generally eat like trash, but when I'm trying to dial in in, I just eat less trash.

I don't necessarily like.

It doesn't do me any mental favors to like process the grams of protein and all that.

You like that.

I like the data, y, Yeah, I found that.

I like the data.

I like to put it into the the app that my fitness pal.

I like when you call me data.

I like it when you call me big data.

I got Blake.

I got Blake with that one.

That's fine.

Yeah, I don't know.

I get a kick out of it.

I like knowing exactly what I'm meaning and looking at it at the end of the day and being like, oh, I either did it or I fucking didn't do it.

But what do you define us trash like?

Because I know, like when Adam is dialed in and yeah.

Anything breaded is?

I love bread?

Dude?

Well someone I mean like fried breaded, like chicken sandwiches, nuggets like.

Yeah, that's why you gotta go naked naked nugs, those grilled naked they look like.

Little baby dead koalasy.

It looks like baby dead koalas.

It looked like someone cooked a chicken and then just threw it through a fan.

They don't looks like chicken.

It looks like an embryo.

It's nasty, dude.

Not no, it doesn't.

It just looks like a grilled nugget.

Delicious, have bread nuggets, have bread.

And the fucking macros.

We've talked macros before, Just like, what the fuck is a macro?

Yeah, macros on these grilled nugs are through the roof.

Oh god, were you a big lettuce rat burger guy back in the day.

I still fuck with that.

I like a lettuce rat burger at least at uh.

I think I would eat more of those if it wasn't such like a fucking greasy mess.

You know what I just found out at you know, at In and Out with It.

There's the you could have the lettuce wrapped or whatever for low carb called it's called being a bitch style.

It's called bitch style, which, by the way, I enjoy bitch style.

But but there's also I love tomatoes.

I fucking love tomatoes.

What's your favorite?

There's a hairloom, good hair loom, hairloom, or beefsteak tomatoes are there?

You go, baby, baby.

But they at in and out you can have the bun be tomato slices.

What Yeah, that sounds fucking great, dude.

Okay, so the macros we're getting into macros on the grilled nuggies at Chick fil A?

Are you ready for this?

And before you say what they are?

What are macro?

Macros?

Are the fat, carbs, protein?

And then okay, oh great, okay, so the so everything?

Yeah, I don't get it, but go ahead.

I know we've got what does macros sort for macro nutrients?

Macro meaning like the big nutrients.

Yep, you're asking what the word macro means?

Headline, So I guess what would the macro nutrients would be like the ones that can be the main parts of what the nutrients are.

Dude, I didn't name it.

I don't really know why they would, I.

Know, but I'm trying to help maybe even you understand what you're talking about.

It's science, it's science.

This is just what they call the macro nutrients.

These are like the main nutrients of what the things you're naming are.

Got it?

I believe?

Yes?

Crazy, So okay, let's let's guess.

Here for thirty grilled nuggets.

What do we think the protein?

I'm talking protein intake.

They say you're supposed to get one gram of protein per body per pound?

Fucking what and where are in.

Order to be so fun and jacked and juicy?

Just jump rope, Just jump rope.

None of this stuff.

I have no it's ninety eight grams, guys, fucking no ideas.

No, I have no clue.

None of thirty grams for five and ten calories.

Just by waightfest bro.

Ninety eight grams of protein.

Get real, dude, I get real.

Where's my meat heads at?

That?

Is that good?

That's good?

Where my meat head's at?

Yeah?

Where's Adam's heath heads?

Hell?

Yeah?

How at the moon?

Dude?

I know you're listening to this and the gym just fucking clean jerk in it, just clean jerk.

Where my poyo loco?

Where's my jelly bellies at?

Where my jelly bean heads at?

Adam?

Adam?

Do you have a do you have a rowing machine?

Adam?

I do that?

That really fucks me up?

I really yeah?

Where?

Okay my back back?

I knew that even I knew what.

In what way?

And I'm genuine I'm genuinely asking.

It hurts my back.

My back gets very very tense and tight afterwards, and then I spasm I tried a few months back.

Yeah, but if you just do some scorn just do some scorpions afterwards.

Yeah, I should just quickly do some scorpions.

A scorpion, you know what I mean?

What is it?

I'm you guys are talking a different language to me today.

What is a scorpion?

That sounds cool as fun.

It's where you're on your stomach and your arms are out like a cross right, but oh my god, listen, you take one leg and you cross it over towards the other side, so you're kind of like really opening up your hair.

On your lower back.

No, no, no, you're on your.

Stomach across your legs on your back stomach, I mean on your stone.

How do you do that?

Be over and I'll show you.

Oh god, we need to be in person for this.

And or you could do it on your back and or and or uh battle and and or you could do it on your back and like just to open up you just sit with you one leg opening your hips.

Okay, no, but I'm just thinking of like low impact on your legs stuff that is super duper calorie burning.

It's less my legs now and now the main issues are my back.

It's been that way for about a year.

And you're not a You're not a yoga bro in any way, right because I heard like yoga is the way to go or pilates.

Uh.

Yeah, I've done both of that, and I just I don't fucking like it.

Yeah, it just kind of sucks.

There's no weights to drop, and I understand that.

Yeah, I can't scream, stare at myself in the mirror.

I can't flex into a mirror.

Why don't you start agro yoga?

That could be like a real.

Avenue for I'm sure Broga has to.

If Broga doesn't exist.

Oh, bro, we gotta do it on the cruise.

Beer lotties, Adam do beer lotties.

This is all gonna happen on the crew.

And beer lotties on a cruise, no doubt.

I'm telling you.

Instead of yoga balls, giant buzz balls, it would be really fun, guys.

And what is it yoga ball?

Yoga ball that's the thing you fucking sit on.

No, that's like bounce exercise ball.

That's not in any way, it's a yoga ball.

No, there's no yoga position that involves a big ball like that.

It's called Sure, every position could be done with a yoga ball.

I mean, yeah, every position could be done with a microwave on your shoulder.

But we're not doing that.

But you want to.

That's not the case.

It's a yoga ball.

If you google google yoga ball.

No, no, no, no, no, no, he's right, it's called a yoga ball.

Thank you, thank you.

I didn't know that, I guess.

Finally, finally, I mean it's also I've always used like exercise ball, but yeah, yeah.

But it's called yoga ball.

Guy.

Yeah, so you remember those Hey do you remember that toy from the nineties where it was with the with the ring around it and you would that thing was fucking cool.

Dude, dude, if you come on this as important cruise, you might get a t I I branded ball.

You might do po goo balls.

Yeah, so let's we get We should ask t I I Nation.

Uh, we need my meatheads, the urugal lords.

We need everyone to come out and.

My little jelly belly babies.

Uh and uh, there's big big titted flappers.

A brosier for anybody.

Yeah, a little brosier.

We need monster.

We need you to tell us.

We're gonna give every person that is on the cruise will get some package of free items, limited limited dish.

We wanted to be high quality stuff.

You know, we could get do a hat or shirt or jersey or something that will that will be in there.

But what is something cool like a like a like a rolling trash.

We need switchblade or rass knuckles.

Oh remember Dursey, you had a good idea of mace.

Yeah, Machain, I don't see how that could go wrong.

On the Crass cruise full of mace.

That could be fun.

And then maybe we special guests bring out Mace and have him do some wraps and he has a sermon, and maybe he tells us old stories about Diddy, like back in the day.

It is crazy that before the freak Offs, I don't know if there was a before.

Well, I guarantee you it wasn't.

Before I promised you.

He was like, he was like, I need to get into the church after this.

Yeah, I'm leaving and I'm becoming a reverend because that's the only way to get back.

That's how bad it was.

Otherwise you're going to hell.

Now he's been around the world.

And I, yeah, yeah, there had to have been.

A time when did he wasn't freaking where it didn't go that far because you you it's baby steps, right, It's like.

You didn't have to you know, starts with babies.

What the hell it ends with babies?

I think I think you you walked down.

You don't immediately like, hey, my girlfriend needs to get railed by fifteen male prostitutes that I've hired and watch it.

I don't know.

I knew some dudes start there.

I remember my buddy in high school went to he was on a football team and he went to somebody's house.

He's watched all these dudes.

Fuck this chick.

Oh my had like down like not down syndrome.

But we j but Jason and he was like, he's just like I don't even know like house it was, or like where the parents were or what was going down?

What was he doing there?

What the hell?

How did uh?

And so you guys were high school, so everyone's just underage.

We were.

This is his freshman year of high school.

This is terrible.

This is and I don't even think I think that the ark I think that chick was in her twenties or older.

Oh fucky donkey.

So I'm just saying there's some crazy shit out there.

Okay, yeah, yeah, I mean yeah.

I hope you're not just coming up with that off the top of your head, because that's a nightmare scenario.

I'm not.

But what it just reminded me, I was like, this is the craziest thing I remember ever hearing is I'm saying, I think the reason people.

Just reminding that's all I think about, is that I think shakes that the reason people get to his status is because they did go zero sixty or one hundred out the fucking chamber and they're like, well, what else is there out there?

Yes, I I didn't understand that argument, like you have nowhere to go after that, Like where you can't have regular love or a regular relationship after you experienced such an insane upbringing.

If that's where your your starting line.

Is, if that's on, if that's on the rig, yeah that's if that's just.

Another Tuesday, If that's just going up on a Tuesday.

That's gonna take.

That's gonna I love Macone and which we can talk about him because we hope.

For him once.

That is true.

I don't know who's that.

We opened what is that?

Oh?

Me and durs we djyed at for the vandals?

Where were they?

Where are they?

They're not Ida, Washington, Idaho vandals?

And we opened for I love Maconan who has recently gone and he did It's going up on a Tuesday.

That's him, Yes, but he recently went viral because.

Adams still bumping out.

No, that's that still goes, It still goes.

Yeah, he was like working in a kitchen.

Now he's like a chef, like in a regular restaurant, and people are kind of giving him heat for that.

But I think it's I don't think whatever.

Man, whatever, you got to make your bills.

It could be worse.

He could be Uh, who's the guy who wanted to be a billionaire?

That was the song?

And now he's going to jail with his mom?

Which the song is I want to be a billionaire with my mom?

Who is that guy?

Wow?

Who's the guy?

He was?

Like?

The guy who also got an jet ski accident Sean Sea kings R.

Yes, right, I'm pretty sure it was just yeah, didn't do a song?

What is Who's Travy McCoy in there.

I don't know that that's like Jim class hero.

This is the guy.

Who goes, I want to be a billionaire.

It's Sean Kingston.

Sean Kingston, I believe just like got wrapped up in some like money laundering with his mom.

Yeah.

He's like a super con artist.

Yeah.

And then the lawyers are like, this is because his brain after the jet ski accident, he was never the same.

And then I'm like, that's awesome.

Claiming cte on that or something.

WHOA, that's kind of crazy, but great song.

He just wanted to be a billion So I love mcconan, play a play a little bit of going up on a Tuesday, because I remember when that song came out.

Great song, great, he has a great catalog.

Maconaan is the ship, dude.

I'm a I am a fan.

And you guys opened.

I remember when you guys were going through your little DJ phase.

That was a wild It was really fun.

That was a wild time.

It was really fun and we threw out.

You just fly places, played play music.

I wish you guys invited invited me out more.

I was kind of like, what are you guys doing.

They're like we're DJ and I'm like.

Oh crat little side projects.

Yeah, if you ever want to see us play music for forty five people, come on out.

It's fun.

And we threw chips out to the audience.

That was pretty cool.

There's played bad boys, bad boys, what you're going to do?

It was.

It was a banger at the time.

So wait, you guys could only summon forty five people to these clubs.

More but the height well, this was it was an interesting It was like on the football field and it was like in the morning, and I think people were taking tests.

It was like student appreciation week or some ship and right it was.

It was not a good time slot.

Okay, it was raining.

It was also raining.

I know you're you guys were outside your DJing outside it's raining and is the morning.

It was like a fest for the school vandals.

Baby?

Is that?

Like?

How did you fire Isaac on the spot?

Well?

Because cleared baby, and we performed our asses all sure.

But I mean you gotta go, okay, give me the eight pm you know.

Oh yeah, uh news flash, Adam, we opened for mconan.

I feel like you miss the headline.

Here which here we go and there's only forty five people for mcconan.

Just imagine that he got sixty.

Maybe I shouldn't fast.

Forward did club going Up on Tuesday, gotch girl and gotshitches, club going.

Up very good, still goes and Drake got on the reci that.

Takes me to a place that really does.

What is is that an a time?

Yeah?

You know, like when certain saw songs just transport you back to a time in your life, that that one, that one really does.

What are you doing?

Like you're in the club.

I think Chloe and I just started to, uh to date and it was your wife, it was my wife, my wife, and it just everything was fun, man, just everything.

I do love the idea that Adam remembers this time because he was gonna say I love you, and he's like, I love Macone is my favorite musical artist.

Let's let's turn it on.

And she's like, Okay, I thought I was gonna say I love you, but then I love is just gonna play some music.

Yes her.

Remember this girl that I was dating way way way, way way.

Back in the day.

Of course I won't say her name because uh, it will be mean.

But I talked to her on the phone and I just got off the phone with my parents, and I just spent all weekend with my parents, like all week with my parents, and I'm talking to her and uh and I said, all right, cool, well i'll see you later.

I love you.

And then I hung up.

And then I immediately called her back and I was like, hey, I didn't mean I didn't mean that good.

Bye, stepped it out.

You're like, I've been with my family.

I thought that was weird.

It was the worst.

It was the worst case scenario.

Well, I'll kick this off.

Any takebacks, Adam, I would like to take that back.

Yeah, I mean, that's twenty years ago at this shirt.

But I mean I think you kind of did the right thing, though, Like if you let that I love you stand and you didn't love her.

Like, that completely changes the relationship.

That's what cruel as that was.

Yes, I imagine you just said, all right, love you, see you later.

I think that that's.

So he said I love you.

I think I think if you just start saying it a bunch around her to other people.

Yeah, but I'm just like, all right, all right later, dude.

I Like when you order pea and a guy, the delivery guy comes, You're like thank you dude.

Oh this most delicious love you see.

Then she goes, oh okay, and.

Then and then she's like, oh, you love the pizza guy.

And I'm like, I've just been saying that a lot.

L I don't know, it's just like slip.

Off, did I say that?

Yeah, it's kind of wild.

You know, I didn't think about it, like, you know, as like being older men and where you know, we have our.

We have our people.

You don't never have to like approach that bridge anymore.

Like saying I love you to somebody for the first time.

It's kind of a crazy.

It never was that big because to me, if if we.

You just said it first date, I love you.

Yeah, No, it wasn't first date, but it never It just happened naturally.

It wasn't like I'm going to say it today or something like that.

You know, well, what's naturally like right after you?

Yeah, it doesn't get more natural.

It doesn't get more natural.

When you when you when it's a natural occurring brother.

You know, I don't.

It's it's like on a carousel at the.

Yeah, it's just on a carousel fair right right right, that's your I love you moment.

It has to be on fair ground.

You know, I don't.

I don't really know it.

I remember it not.

And I also was never weird with meeting parents.

People would be so weird about meeting parents.

I'm like, I'll meet your parents, parents, you know, I get along with the parents.

Even dads.

Dads are scary as huh.

But did you ever meet a bad pair of parents that didn't like you right out the gate?

Or like, hell of.

Like most of the parents parents all like me.

Some parents are really cool, and some like I remember being in a relationship where like the dad was like you had to win him.

He was not fucking with you.

Yeah, I think because you just look like a dirty hippie.

And I think they.

First, I know you are.

I know you are.

But some dads look at with the hair.

And the and the bad beard and ship and immediately they're like, dude, not my daughter, immediately disappointed.

I don't know.

I think I think dad's like that who think they're doing the right thing, are doing guys a favor by being like, oh, this is what you were raised by.

This is a.

Total red flag that's gonna come out later for you.

But dad is like trying to check you, it's like, Okay, how's that gonna how's that gonna come to?

Uh, what's the word out of her?

I never really, I never really had that.

I think because I.

Was a pretty and unassuming guy and I'm friendly, so I think I think they're just like, yeah, this guy's just fine.

I wish she was taller.

But you know whatever, I remember, like because one of the things I must have learned it from my dad or something or but like, you know, how like you start to be in a relationship with somebody and then you start to call their mom, like in a cute way.

You're like you call her mom her mom mom, Like hey mom, what's up?

Or like dad, what.

You called it?

Still call her missus?

I still call her miss well.

I remember calling Sam's mom mom once and she's like, don't call me.

Okay, okay, that's interesting.

I've never I know, obviously, I know what you're talking about.

How in laws start doing that?

That's never been my thing.

I thought it was I don't do that.

No, I thought that was cool to call mom mom and shit it.

But I got g checked.

I never do it again.

Yeah, yeah, she punked your ass, Say fuck you?

What's she called you bitch.

Often, Hey, modelam bitch?

Hey fuck up?

Go to the ADU, bitch.

Hey don't you got an ad to be in?

Yeah?

I never really, I think.

I think I We were also pretty fortunate that Workaholics happened when we were fairly young.

I think, if because at least I am uneducated, like I dropped out of community college, I think, right.

But then fairly quickly we got workaholics in God, it seemed like my career trajectory was going in the right direction projectory, and I was ambitious and I wanted to, you know, go for further because I think that would have been the red flag for me, because I don't have the hair and the beard.

I think the red flag would have been like, oh, he he's.

An idiot, right, he dropped out of community college.

You know he's doing open mics.

Yeah he's doing it.

Oh yeah, doing open mics.

And then it was a lot of like, you know, sort of well, why aren't you that funny around us?

And I'm like yeah, you know, and you're like, well, hey, can I talk to you for a second, why aren't you that funny around us?

Well, because most of my jokes are jiz based, and I feel like we're ready for that, but I don't know we're there yet.

I will get really hammered one part.

I don't know if we're there yet.

Mom.

Yeah, don't call me that ever.

Don't say jiz based and mom within the same sentence ever, ever, ever.

Ever, ever ever.

Yeah, that's a lot of pressure.

Man.

I'm I'm glad we're not having to like convince parents that we're.

We're viable mate.

Every day as a test every day.

So I'm happy like to not.

Like some guys like liked the game of like meeting a new chick and like like approaching her and like liked the game of it.

I never did.

I never did.

The girl had to have has to be so direct with me in order for me to understand that.

She's attracted to me.

Like there was never me just putting a move.

It was like she had to be like you, I think you are cute, the way your face scrunches up like that.

I'm like, I love you, I love you.

My parents.

I got into like the algorithm of like some guy it's called like outgoing mic or some shit, and he just is like, you know, got like a glasses camera or something.

And goes into like mall, goes straight up to girls and like hits on them, and he has the he must be beautiful because he is the absolute dumbest line I've ever seen in my life.

Sometimes it doesn't work and he just moves on.

Sometimes it works and I'm like what he goes he goes did you steal that?

And they're like what did you steal that?

And they're like what, And he's like all that beauty right, He's in and he's in and he and and he's in and some of these girls and it makes me just go whoa, like steadies how And they're like hey, He's like can I get your number?

And they're like yeah, boom boom, And I'm like, what the if?

It was like decent line where you go, oh, that's actually kind of not even a good line, but like I'm a good opener, where it's like and now we can talk.

The only time I've ever had I never had a line.

There's no lines to be had, and I'm mostly just no line of gard dice in the back with the dudes and never mingling with the girls at all, of course, but the one time I did it and it did work, is I saw a girl.

I finished my beer BEIFU threw it across the room at the wall next to her.

Whoa, And then I said, I was like Stacy or some name, and I'm like, come here, and she turns around.

It's not and I knew that.

And then I go, oh, I'm sorry.

I thought you were my really good friend Stacy.

And she's like, holy shit, that was crazy, and I'm like, I'm so sorry.

We have that kind of relationship.

And then it worked a cup at her.

I feel like I also just saw this in like a Jake Jillenhall movie close on Instagram.

Which did he do that?

Which movie?

He literally goes, hey, Stacy and she's like what and the guy's like, you know that's Michelle and he's like, I know it is, but I say, like, you look like this girl I used to date, so she can think I can date someone her level.

Adam learned all his pickup lines from Bubble Boy.

You didn't know that.

Maybe I took maybe what time?

What bear did that movie come out?

It's like a long time ago.

Yeah, maybe I don't know what it's from, but I just saw it in my algorithm the other day and like the caption that somebody put on.

It was like best move ever, and I'm like psychopath as we now know.

Yeah, it was a psycho move and and it did work.

It did work.

That was the only time I remember ever having any kind of line and having it work.

My boy had some juice then, Yeah, I was.

I was feeling good.

I was like, eleven beer.

Do you even think throwing the beer against a wall was necessary?

Was that even part of it that wasn't in Bubble Boy?

Yeah?

I don't know why, uh that that was part of it.

You probably learned that from Kyle from watching Kyle.

Yeah.

I took a few pointers from our boy, h Kyle.

Kyle was a terror back in the day.

Dude, come on, oh yeah, remember being at a at a party at our house, uh, with this girl that I've been talking to all night, And then I walked past Kyle's room and.

He's like, come on, sit on my lap, Sit on my lap.

And I'm like, Kyle, what are you doing?

Dude?

All see him?

No, this is the night that we that we fought.

I'm like, what are you doing?

It's like, what what are you doing?

And then she gets up and like walks away.

She's like, fucking this is crazy.

And then Kyle swings on me.

He probably wet his pants already sit on my lap, it's all wet.

She's like, I would have.

Actually, Kyle swings on me.

He misses, uh because he swung like a fucking lunatic, like sounds like a fun part, Like I think you were there, dude brought his hands back here swings misses.

Everyone's outside, we're inside.

Kyle tried to seduce her on our roommate's bed that you could walk through a room to get to the backyard.

And then I climbed up aisle like a koala and just held onto him as hard as I could with my arms and my legs wrapped around.

Him so he couldn't so he couldn't hit me.

And then Kyle jams me up in the corner against the wall, so it looks like we're like fucking each other.

And then people start to come back in the party and they're like, uh, sorry, excuse us, and I'm like.

No, we're fighting.

Is this a freak off?

Like, oh, ship, that's cool.

You like attacked him like he was Andre the Giant.

Well he I mean, honestly, Kyle he's a fucking big guy with those big ass hands, and then he was swinging wildly launch uh yeah, and you're just sort of just you know.

I don't think I was as drunk as him.

And also there was he cannot box to save his life, because you saw those punches coming from a billion miles away.

Yeah.

Yeah, I saw him boxing a gym once.

There's a lot of macros.

Yeah, just like he bro.

He was.

I tell yeah, I I've been hitting that keysh Any take backs, any apologies, any epic slams here.

I'd like to take back saying that I.

Love you to that girl in the early the early aughts, it well that I was saving I was saving it.

I was saving it.

I said, I was saving it for the later.

I like that.

Take back.

Speaking of macros, I just want to take back all the cheese curds and brought worst I ate.

I was just in Wisconsin this past weekend for a wedding and went bonkers and even got Chicago style pizza in Chicago on the way out.

Perfect love that dude, So you're cheesed up.

Yeah, but I was hitting.

I was hitting the trails.

It was nice to get out there and run in Madison, Wisconsin.

Good place.

I love that.

Were you on Sixth Street?

I love that's that's Austin, that's Austin.

You're thinking State Street did not?

I did not.

Actually fucking pissed, dude, I'm pissed at you, Blake.

Yeah, Madison is one of my favorite college towns.

I love it.

I love every time I've been there.

It's just a really, really fun town in a way that I love.

Obviously, I'm a Cornhusker fan and go big Red.

We won our first game, very excited about it.

But Lincoln is much less fun than Madison, and we've got to do something.

You know, It's it's an uphill battle trying to recruit five star athletes go there when they could go to a place like Madison or Baton Rouge or you know, Happy Valley, you know, Penn State, and they could go to these college towns that are just fucking awesome Boulders also fun as hell.

Like there's a lot of really really fun come on Lincoln.

That's what I miss about doing stand up is going to these college towns and like I never experienced like a four year university and you just get a little taste now I'm an old man, so it might be weird if I'm like bars with a bunch.

Of fucking mutes.

But uh, but you know, back here the day, like.

Just a little, just a few on the sides.

Yeah, well, I guess I'll just reiterate, get your freaking cruise tickets.

Now.

We just had that sick call with six Man.

It's gonna be very dope.

We're gonna have lots of lots of fun on this I'm excited.

I mean, the parties that we're planning, we're we're gonna be obviously, we're doing a bunch of big fun games.

We'll be doing the podcast.

We got Bobby Lead and Nick Swartzen and Adam Ray and the list goes on and on with with awesome stand ups.

We have musical guests.

It's just gonna be a party every day.

And the fun like them days that we're gonna.

Have, oh yeah, every night.

Every night is a different thing.

We're not announcing that the themes quite yet because we're still Team Rap.

But it's just gonna be so fucking fun, dude, really.

Is it really is.

And by the way, way, if you you just like cruises, just come I've never been on a cruise.

I can't.

I've never been out on that water.

Baby.

It's very fun.

It's very, very fun.

It's just a fucking absolute throw down party every day.

It's gonna be great.

You can't wait.

And I think we're gonna be doing some broga in the mornings after a night of drinking a little bit of beer.

Lotties, after that, your lotties.

We're gonna get it done.

Let's get it in Phyllis, all right, A right, wait, yeah, that's why don't never work suicide that This was a.

Yeah, we could get him on the cruise.

He's in jail.

He's in prison.

No like a zoo situation.

Sure, and zooming in tonight, Ladies and gentlemen, let him hear you all the way in prison

That'd be good, or even just his mom.