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On This Is Important, you've pulled your whole hand grenade balls and dick through the fucking circle of the Live Strong band.

And go into the Amazon jungle wearing meat diapers in the Amazon.

Let me get a little piece of that.

Mate.

Let's go.

Too long.

Let's snimber go this long again.

Have you been, Adam?

How you been?

Dude?

Uh?

Pretty good?

Dude?

In fact, thank you, you know what.

Thank you for asking because mentally I've been all over the.

Place because a few weeks ago there was a tsunami that almost hit my home.

Right, you guys remember this the old Russian eight point four earthquake that hit.

Yeah, you even see any of this blake or you seem like you're not remembering it.

I thought it was eight point seven, but eight point four maybe, yeah, I don't know if it's talking about different earthquakes.

No, I heard about an eight point seven off the coast of Russia.

That was yes.

So anyways, that was the first night that we got back from our vacation to Charleston, beautiful Charleston, South Carolina, and we just get back and it was you know, I'm flying across the country with a toddler.

It's exhausting, dude, It's a lot.

So we're pretty worked.

And then all of a sudden, we're getting alerts on our phone people.

In fact, I wish I could.

I wish I would have looked it up.

Someone from TII Nation reached out DM to me and say, hey, I know through TII you live by the beach.

Just so you know, this isn't very widely publicized right now, but there's this tsunami coming your way.

And I'm like, what the fuck?

And then I look it up, and all of a sudden, within minutes after getting that DM, I was getting text from people, people being like, are you going to be okay?

Good looking at it?

And my neighbors are texting me going like, are you guys gonna get off the peninsula?

Like what's going on right because we would be fully fucked right here.

Yes, if any sort of sea change with you guys, it would be bad.

Cut to strap, it would be bad.

Blake smart points, Yeah, thank you think he's getting smart points for sea change.

I don't know if you use the word see change.

Yeah, well to Beck album because.

It is a Beck album.

But I don't think people use the term sea change for an actual change in the sea any longer.

Well, you know what, y smart points to me.

I like that points are now delegated to people who use their brain a little bit.

Say it's smart, yes, articulate themselves.

Let's say something I sort of smart a little bit.

Our fans will check us and be like that, actually, isn't a sea change.

Sea change is merely tides.

Like you're acting like it.

Yeah, yeah, you're fucking moron.

But the tsunami, I feel like it kind of was like California, but then it started to be like, it's only Alaska or Hawaii maybe in danger correct.

Yeah, but then I guess Hawai didn't have much or if any, real damage.

I guess it was.

It wasn't bad, which pretty unbelievable.

It seems like it was right in the line of fire.

But yeah, thank goodness, well god, but it was a weird thing where it was going to hit Orange County at one ten pm or am, so in the middle of the morning, in the middle of the night, right, so right, both.

I'm trying to follow whatever you want to say.

We're listening.

Go ahead.

So it was gonna hit somewhere at some time.

Sure, yeah, you're on you absorbing information at one to am.

I get it's chaos.

It's chaos, and I haven't much and I had an infant and it was just a lot, and I'm like, man, I'm gonna have to get up in the middle of the night and check to see like where this is, Like are we gonna have to evacuate?

And then I woke up at eleven thirty and was like, okay, I just got to bed a m m RP.

Yeah.

I went to bed at like ten thirty, woke up like an hour later.

I was like, I should check.

I checked.

It didn't hit Hawaii and I was like, well, I got now I have to yet and I was like, now I'm gonna have to wake up at like one ten to see if it's gonna hit my neck of the woods.

And then just fully didn't go and woke up.

Woke up and I'm like I woke up at like three am and I was looking out the window.

I'm like, yeah, I guess we're not in the bay, so we're not floating in the ocean.

Right, you aren't floating.

It's cool.

It's cool to know you were the first line of defense and you Yeah, boy, who who was this guy in t I I nation?

Can we shout him out?

Is it Trump?

I should?

I should look?

It wasn't.

It wasn't Donald J.

Trump?

Is it Trump Junior?

Like?

Is it a Rando Coast Guard?

It was?

How did they know?

Meteorologist?

It was just a dude, Okay, just a straight up.

It was just a dude.

I'm looking for him.

I'm not I'm not seeing him.

I'm a dude.

All right, moving on, fair enough?

Yeah, you're good.

Well, hey, I'm glad.

I'm glad that as far as I know today, nobody got worked by a tsunami.

Right, everybody's how's Russia.

I'm essentially on vacate.

I don't really know what's going on.

Is Russia good?

I think Russia got hit.

But they're reporting, they're reporting no death, so that's great.

That's a huge earthquake.

By the way, that's huge because it's.

Super far north, you know how like Canada goes all the way up to the Arctic circling ship, but nobody's there.

It goes away.

You still call it Canada, so like is it Russia, but like Siberian type shits.

This is Tiger's freaking out.

I didn't get that deep in the woods.

I mostly looked at like when he.

Was going to hit my guy my beach, and then uh, and then slept through that time.

Yeah yeah, and then and then hit this snooze.

But all right, we're good.

Yeah, I'm I'm you know, I'm googling a map of Russia right now and it does go way up there.

Holy shit, Adam.

You know what I would have loved if if you were like, hey, honey, like tsunami warning, don't sweat it.

I'm gonna get up.

I'll take care of it.

And then you woke up to her, You woke up at three am to her with the bags packed, kid in the stroller, going we have to leave.

You slept through.

It, Yeah that I told you.

Yeah, no, let me just get my weapons on.

No.

I wasn't sleeping, No, I was just resting.

My eyes were good.

I didn't want to wake you because you were sleeping.

Really And if Chloe and I you know that, that's so funny, and I wish Chloe was a little funnier because that would have been I'm not saying she's doing it as a prank.

No, no, no, that would have been really just.

Doing it to like take care of business.

But it would have been an elite level prank and a true gotcha moment.

It would have ruined our kids night of sleep and uh right, and also her night true gotcha worth but worth it, worth doing it, worth it.

She would have been Josh and the heck Addy, I would have got straight.

Josh, dude, you would have been straight.

This is Josh divine.

That would have been a way, that would have been a true.

Yeah.

But it was wild how people were not fazed by it at all, like we we.

It wasn't in a watch.

It was an advisory, and the advisory uh tsunami advisory base.

It says get off the beaches and if that's where you live, You're like, Okay.

I think we're starting to get that these little these little advisories.

Are for those are for bitches.

Bro, we stick around.

Yeah, that's what I'm I'm yeah, I'm starting to realize that I U I.

Used to be don't trunk government, and I'm I'm starting to listen that they now they want it's it's for big hotels.

They want me to go up the hill, rent a hotel, boost the Marriott's numbers.

It's big hospitality.

Yeah.

That that whole earthquake was brought on by Hilton and Hilton Dad, We're sorry.

You're not allowed to use your bonvoy points during an emergency.

Don't worry.

But remember when Hawaii had that warning where it was like everyone's went off and it was like missiles are coming people.

That was dope.

That was so tight.

Well, I don't remember this one was this This was four years ago.

Literally everybody's phone got like a text where it's like oh ship, like missiles are about to hit Hawaii.

Everyone in Hawaii or everyone.

Yeah, I feel like I got it too.

Jesus Christ.

We were telling a probably mostly correct story and then you come and be like, no.

I got to I got too.

I'm registered missiles.

It was it was gonna be raining whales registered.

I'm a Hawaiian citizen, so that makes.

It as much as you are in Iowa citizen Turtle Bay.

I'm a Turtle Bay boy.

Okay, just because you went to visit me, I went once, and now I get the alerts.

Hey, hey, you guys got to go back.

They did a little makeover at Turtle Bay and it's just looking good.

I hear, it's fantastic.

I really want to go Mike Davi dates.

I love Hawaii.

It's such a great place.

We shot Mike and Dave need Need wedding dates at Turtle Bay Resort on the north shore of Wahoo and it's stunning up there.

Yes.

And then and then we that same year shot Adam Devine's house party Hawaii get him at Turtle Bay, and it was fucking sick.

It was like so nice to go back to the place that I had shot just six months prior.

Because I knew all the bartenders.

I knew mostly the bartenders.

I knew the er doctor bartender.

I was waitress waiters and waitresses.

The dude who fucking runs the a TV actually did know him.

Yeah, of course, Yeah, so I knew everyone.

It was really really fun.

I love that place.

But they they did a remodel right now, it's it's like a rich Carlton or four Seasons or something.

Yeah, it's something, and it's I went when we.

I finished season one of Monarch and we we wrapped in Hawaii, and so the family came out and met me, and we spent a few days at Turtle Bay and it was a banger.

And so they give you, you know how you get like the little wristband instead of like a key to your room.

Oh I never had that.

Whatever.

They they give you like a little rubber wrist bands so you can go in the pool, just have it on, scan drinks whatever, get back in your.

Rob That's brilliant.

And so you'll see kids rocking them when they get back from their vacation.

And whenever I see a kid wearing one, I'll be like turtle little player.

Mom, Dad.

You're always whispering names of hotels to little kids.

Help mom or dad, old strange man knows where I slept the other years to get your breasts reduced by huh what a hotel?

I think I know what hotel?

No, But kids love to like rock them to be like I got a new bracelet.

Yeah that's a little I mean a little status symbol.

Hello, that's cool.

I remember I used to rock a what would Jesus do?

Bracelet in like the sixth grade or something.

Uh did you guys?

I was never particularly religious.

My family's not super religious to God, what was the.

Deal with that?

Did you guys wear one?

Why are you asking us?

You Worris?

Did you guys?

You're saying though?

What would Jesus do?

Movement?

Yeah?

I think this.

I love to get into this.

I don't have did you wear one?

I remember, I remember being uh pure pressured into thinking maybe I should.

I definitely never actually rock to what would Jesus Do?

Bracelet?

I think my approach to it was maybe trying to find the joke in it and what the oh my god, my ears over the comedians and what like else you could get besides the Jesus thing.

I never did subscribe.

You never cracked the code of what else you could get besides Jesus?

Yeah?

What were you trying to do in the sixth grade?

You were trying to crack the code?

What is that?

Even?

Trying to find the bit?

What does that even mean?

What the bit?

Like the bit of it?

Like you know, w w w w w w w.

Yeah, would d X do or something like that, like freaking suck it?

Like I wanted something besides yeah rocket well with Jesus.

I don't know, I don't know why I did.

I was I was being a follower I was being a follower in Christ.

Christ.

There's nothing wrong with that.

There's nothing wrong with that.

It's never too late to follow Christ, y'all and that pleads Uh did you guys?

And the Lance Armstrong ones?

I didn't wear this.

I didn't wear that one.

Yeah, that's that was my next bracelet.

I remember my Homies mom came to visit and she was like the first person I'd ever seen with the Lance Armstrong bracelets, and she was just like tossing them out to us.

She was like, put them on there at cancer.

And then maybe a week later I saw Lance Armstrong on a talk show being like I've got these new bracelets, and I was like, how's my homies mom ahead of.

The cool curve?

So plugged in?

And then everybody wore them.

Yeah, I had a Live Strong bracelet that my stepmom gave me, and I don't know how she was so ahead of the curve, like it maybe it infiltrated through the mother Mother network.

Well, what's what's going on with Like do we need a bracelet to sell some more tickets to the cruise here?

Yeah, it's sounding like bracelet.

I mean last week we had five left.

There's only four left you guys.

Yeah, so get on people, don't be left behind, don't miss the boat.

Maybe we should have bracelets.

Maybe they do have bracelets.

We don't know.

Yeah, they might have that on the Norwegian cruise Line, the.

Norwegian Queen Jewel or whatever it's called.

I feel like that's an easy piece of merch to make.

Did you rock a You seem like the guy who would have rocked it.

Did you have a live strong bracelet?

I think I wore it until everyone had them, and I go, okay, well I can't ruined it.

Ruined it for DRS.

Now you gotta snippet, Yeah, yeah, now he doesn't support cancer research over Yeah, it's actually kind of a good running it back now is actually kind of the sickest thing.

Right, Yeah, sick good.

That's a cool word to use around cancer.

Oh that's so sick.

Yeah, I want to get it.

What would Jesus do?

Bracelet on one arm and and that's sick, and it's hard, Live strong on the other that's hard, that's sick.

Absolutely, you just wear it as a cockrane you put it behind your balls.

Oh oh no you don't.

I was on a call.

I was on a call.

I was explaining something to somebody.

I was on a call.

Oh what are you guys talking about?

So you're saying you pull your whole hand grenade balls and dick through the fucking circle of the Live Strong band.

And he was on a call.

Oh no, I took a call rom Damn.

How much do you think it costs to buy a Live Strong brace.

There's gotta be a cock ring called Fu Strong.

That's like a yellow Come on, there's gotta be.

There's gotta be.

Do you think that they have retained their value?

Or or those bands dropped?

Because like what's his name?

He sucks right, Live Strong bro?

Like nobody fucks with him?

Anybody I fuck with him?

What do you mean?

I don't care?

What's the man?

He got He got busted, didn't he?

They all dope he got busted.

You're so you're so ready to write people, Jesus Christ.

I'm trying.

I'm also trying to give a little good radio.

Jesus Christ.

I'm not.

Man.

I do not sit in judgment.

The Lord will judge you at the pearly gates, all right.

I do not judge my fellow man.

But I will say right now, I thought it was true that he was kind of like a scumbag broer.

What did he do?

What did he do wrong?

He's a total asshole, Okay, a competitive psychopath.

Okay, nothing wrong with that.

It seems awesome.

That's why he was the best.

Awesome.

But the whole thing was that he was doing steroids while competing in the I think he.

Was blood doping, which is what a lot of cyclists do.

They like to break, they do X Y Z, and then they like store, they draw that blood out and then they inject that blood, like the the highly oxygenated oxygenated in blood, the highly oxygenated blood back into their blood stream, and then they're like turbocharged.

It's science.

I could be wrong.

I think that's what blood doping is.

What, Like, I feel like even the fact that me being like, oh he sucks or whatever, that takes away from the fact that what the livestrong thing was was all in supportive like cancer, right.

And he had cancer.

He still bounced back and did all these things.

Yeah, I'm sorry that I'm sullying.

And apparently in cycling at that in that era it was fucking rampant.

That doesn't make it.

He was being dishonest.

He was telling everyone he wasn't doing anything.

Yeah, so he was saying he wasn't doing It's the same with the like the liver king guy.

But but the difference is is he was actually Lance Armstrong was winning.

He was winning, duh.

That's the only difference right at him.

Yeah, that's the only difference is he was winning.

Du He's essentially the liver King.

But I don't know worse.

Who has more followers on Instagram?

Now he's been liver king.

He admitted that he used EPO human growth hormone and.

Grotics diuretics diureticoretics, that's a scientology book, and that.

He had blood doped, as well as false fining documents saying he passed drugged us.

So yeah, he was pulling him.

Well, it was cheap, he was.

He was cheating a little.

But also who gives his ship?

Yeah, let him go, dude, I'm all about that enhanced games.

I'm all about do you remember caring about cycling?

Dude?

My homie is a coach on it.

We talked about this.

I don't think we've gotten fully.

Probably haven't.

Yeah, let's let's redip.

Let's redip my homie.

Brett Hawk is the swim coach of all the enhanced game swimmers and he just coach this dude and do a world record.

What is his name, Brett Hawk.

Yeah, he's Australian and he swam for Auburn back in the day.

I love it.

And is he is he all jacked and juicy?

He's pretty jacked actually yeah, yeah, from steroids.

I don't know.

You got to ask him.

But if he's in the end, if he's if he's coaching enhanced games, I'm sure it's like, hey, let me get a little piece of that, mate.

Fuck it, let me get a little taste.

Also, the whole thing about the reason steroids are bad, right, is because they leave after you are done with them.

They leave your body in very bad shape.

Right, That's why we're not fucking with steroids.

You're strong while you take them, but it has really bad effects on your body as soon as you quit.

We know that from the eighties, in twenty twenty five, right, right, Ray, I don't know.

The whole stance of the enhanced games is that the science is in if we do this correctly, we can increase the potential of the human body.

So they're trying to do it under like guidance.

Right, it's science, but as we've discovered in the last few years, doctors actually don't know anything.

Of course, question everything, question everything.

But a dude got the world record.

Yeah, no, that's I mean, it's so fucking cool.

I love it.

And if you want to do that, go go for it.

And I and I think it's it's.

One of million dollars.

People don't win a million dollars in swimming.

No, yeah, that's dope.

That's dope.

That's cool.

So what Yeah, so how do you stand on it?

Do you do you think that his world record should stand?

Or do you think.

It's not legit?

But it's not a legit world record.

It's an asterisk a little bit.

This is what they say.

It's the fastest swim ever.

Right, it's just a fifty three.

It's the fastest swim ever.

It's not a world record, but it's the fastest swim ever.

Fifty three Is that the shortest?

Yeah?

Where it's just across.

I wonder if I could even make it.

Okay, just a swim, swim across free, if I could physically make it across.

I think we're just talking about swimming.

Yeah, from one end of the pool so the other, not even coming back, it's just getting just all the way.

I think I think you got but this would be we need this on NBC.

How about this?

Wait?

Wait, you could do fifty meters.

There's a pool.

There's a pool outside Vancouver.

I'm not kids the longest swim.

I'm not a brick, but I I understand.

Okay, yeah, but there's a pool outside Vancouver and kits Alano.

Oh, I love kids Alano.

Great break that I think is one hundred and fifty meters long, something like that.

One hundred and fifty meters.

It's super long.

It's like a community pool.

And down the middle there's these two lanes.

It's it's kind of a famous pool.

You need another four inches.

I would love to see you cross that.

That's far.

But would you save my life?

Yeah, I'd be right with you, okay, okay?

And would you be able to.

Swim as slow as I would be swimming?

Or yeah?

Would would that cause you to drown?

Yeah?

That'd be interesting if I drowned trying to swim slowly.

I mean, it reminds me of when we had a Reacher on workaholics, and I had to race him because he was my former like okay, teammater or whatever.

I had to raise Sorpie.

Yeah, and I had to raise him and I had to go slow.

Oh Durs versus Reacher and Durs is claiming he bodied Reacher.

Yep, I remember this.

Uh well this is a yeah Alan hot schea rich right, not Richard.

This is hot Tea.

Now put on I mean has to be doing steroids because he put on two hundred and forty pounds of muscle.

Allegedly allegendly alegendly.

He said that he's on testosterone.

Yeah, okay, that's fine, that checks out.

He's come out and said that, yeah he's labor king because he's like, I can't work out four hours a day.

I think he did work out a ton before season one, and then after season one he was like, I can only do forty five minutes a day.

I gotta be on testosterone.

Yeah.

I guess, like, what why is it?

Like obviously all these people who are like huge, massive men, like there's you're working with some sort of enhancements.

Why are we so why do we shame it so much?

Or like why are we so afraid to admit it.

It's like it's because we revere people who can do it naturally, because it's hard fucking work.

Who's the biggest natural man ever?

Bend over and I'll show you you know, Yes, I mean these world's strongest guys.

They get tested constantly.

They have like surprise tests where like someone shows up at their door ands just give me your peep.

But those bros don't look buff.

They just look like balls of I mean they're huge, they're mountain mountains of Like they're just large black men.

Yeah, chill, but can't even describe them without the clans activating it.

Right now, I'm hot and bothered.

I'm the hot under the collar baby, speak of my language.

These are not defined chiseled men.

These are huge balls of flesh.

Yes, they're butter balls of braggadocio.

Mm hmm, okay, we got some stats in that's in the chat.

It's not Mike Hall.

I thought it was Eddie Hall.

Mike Hall Man, Mike Hall.

Eddie.

Eddie was the guy who just had his dead lift record broken.

By the way, Eddie Hall was a swimmer, the dude who played the giant guy on Game of.

Thrones, just.

Like a thousand pounds the Mountain, Yeah, the Mountain, the mountain.

Halfthor Bjornson, Uh, well he was.

He's actually sure.

Robert Oberst who was on The Righteous Gemstones, he's a world strong man and he played I don't know if you guys watched, but he was.

He played our cousins.

Oh yeah, the blong ponytail guy or no, yeah, no, he played not the strong drawn, not the Bible ripper dudes.

No, so he he played our cousin.

Him and Lucas Haas played our cousins in I think season three, and uh, he is fucking enormous.

And he had to pick up Danny and I believe.

Skuyler, Danny's son on the show, had to pick them up and like twirl them around.

And Danny was like, I don't know if you're gonna be able to lift me with one arm, and he's like.

I bet I can.

And he's like he's like, just let me grab you.

How I grab you?

And Danny's like, okay, I'm a pretty big guy.

Like and Danny is a big guy, and he's like, I don't know if you can just grab me.

He grabbed said grabbed.

He grabbed him like he was grabbing a utensil.

It was just like right, it was scary.

Yeah, as it was scary how he was.

Just able to manhandle him.

I'm like, my fucking god.

It's a whole other level of muscle fibers doing work.

I imagine.

I can only imagine him wrapping me in his arms.

Yes, so he is.

Robert Oburst is six seven Holy shit, just fucking massive.

Is he related to Connor?

I like how his name is O Burst because he's about to oh burst?

So he uh deadlifted uh seven ninety three pounds?

Yeah, he's still christ halfthor three hundred and some more.

Bro.

Yeah, like what are we talking about?

Here?

Are we talking about?

What can you do with all that power?

Think what he can do to you?

What he can do?

But you know what's interesting?

You know how people are talking about the gorilla thing, like one gorilla versus a hundred guys who would win?

Oh?

Yes, yes, yes.

There was a big online debate on if one hundred men could kill one gorilla?

Is that where it was?

And people were like no, and this is different.

But I just watched an internet clip where Eddie Hall and then.

Fuck, this is the taller guy who was Eddie Hall.

I thought it was my call.

Eddie Hall's who I know.

He's calling him Eddie.

Okay, Eddie Hall's who I know.

He's got like the mohawk, and he's super fucking big, and he did have the deadlift world record.

And this other guy who is the world's strongest man is getting an arm wrestling now.

They did a tug of war against like thirty preteens, like under ten year olds six and they got smoked.

Oh I saw, yeah, yeah, thirty kids can be too strongman in the tug of war.

Oh really, that's just point.

And then alternatively, I was like, or are they doing this for like nice points on YouTube?

I don't know, mister Beast was, but that just.

Made me kind of rethink the whole one hundred men versus one gorilla.

Well, yeah, I mean I don't know.

It's all about well, I mean, how are you fighting this gorilla today?

It's all about plan of attack.

Here's what I'll say, we're humans.

I think it's these men.

If thee hundred men had rabies, no and had no and had no kind of like sense of mortality.

M M right, the hundred guys would win.

Okay, So those people are.

Like a gorilla would destroy you, punch you, would bite you, like it's got four hands essentially, sure, But one hundred rabbit men they're biting too.

Yeah, but Durst, there's there's a there's a there's a strength that the gorilla can access that no matter what.

If you're a do we say rabbitic rabbitic human or would that make you a rabbi?

D are you looking for smart points or what?

I'm really surest spoke If you're a human with rab rabbi with braby.

I think it's just rabbit go ahead.

If you're a.

Rabbit human, rabbitic, rabbitic, you're not going to access a strength inside of you like they're just the fact that people.

On PCP fucking bust windshields with their heads.

Yeah, well that's also is this are these enhanced men?

Is this the final boss of the enhance?

I don't want to muscularly enhance them, like mentally enhance.

This could be great, right only in Vegas.

I mean, I I think a hundred men would be a gorilla.

I do think that, like we can come up with battle strategies.

There's just ways to.

I don't even want a strategy, okayis want rabies.

I think that if there's no strategy and it's just crazy, go time, Because what's the strategy?

Well, I mean you can, you can approach him from the front and then while he's distracted, we all get him.

From the back.

And then next saying, no shit, General, what's the guy sports called?

What the fuck are we talking about?

General Petraeus?

Right here?

Oh, it's not that hard to outsmart a gorilla.

If we're in an arena with a hundred people, there's ways to flank the gorilla.

I think.

I think you're gonna be so surprised at how one hundred isn't that many?

I agree with that.

And the second that the first ten run up to him and they're like, okay, we're gonna get him, the ten bravest guys, and these men just get torn in half in front of you.

How many men?

How ninety other men are gonna run and try to escape.

But that's what I'm saying.

If they're rabbidic, if they're rabidic, if they don't have a sense of mortality and it's just go time, then there's gonna be It is no there's gonna be no quit I guess is what I'm what I'm getting.

I mean, it's it's I mean, we're talking about this death arena.

It's it.

It's you or the gorilla that we we we can no longer except the fact that we're coming out.

Of it alive.

We are watching.

Oh yes, yes, but I'm saying if no, there's there's ninety seven men and three we're there as well, that we're also the back three.

We're gonna be watched.

You know what I would I mean, this is obviously never gonna happen, could the US killing the gorilla?

But three on one we got.

But I would like to run with the bulls if I am, If I can ever run again.

You can feel with pants old, what are you talking about?

You can't run out and get an ice cream?

You can't run without hurting yourself.

Sorry, brother, I know, I know.

But maybe when I do finally get get back, which I'm still I'm still angling over for all of it's not over.

It's not over to be able to run.

We miss the window, or at least well maybe with cybernetic legs.

And that's fine.

Okay, So we put your head into the robot body.

All I'm saying is it looks like would be quite the adventure.

I I my neighbors.

I saw them.

They had their They had this big ass boat parked at my neighbor's house and I'm like, what's going on here?

Is this boat gonna live on the stock now?

And they were like, Hey, no, we uh, We're going to leave to go fishing tonight at three am.

I'm still gonna send it because to get to the other side of Catalina Island you have to get there before daybreak because that's where the good fishing is.

And I'm like, that sounds fucking awesome.

Yeah, that sounds very fun.

Like what an adventure to go on with your buddies, all middle aged.

You're just going on this fucking fun adventure for the day.

You'll be there.

I'm sure they're back by now.

Hell yeah.

And that got me thinking, like, I need to do more adventures with my boys.

Okay, whether that's fishing, whether that's running with the bulls, whether that's swimming the sharks, whether that ing gorillas, fighting gorillas, We've done one of those.

Whether than it's going to the Amazon jungle wearing meat diapers, in the Amazon.

Done it, Adam, do not remember you did a whole show.

You did adventures.

No, I want to do more, is what I'm saying.

I want more adventures in my life season two.

I love adventures.

You you don't running?

No, I mean the fishing adventures on school as hell.

I'm down for that.

But you equate like running with the Bulls as like something that actually intrigues you.

You would you would want to run with the seems I don't know that always seem.

I mean, granted, there's probably so many people who are so much slower than me running with the bulls, but I just would be so afraid.

That's a nice clam Interesting.

Interesting, there's a lot of people in this How many people show up for that ship?

By the way, these people are drunk, that's the whole thing.

Right, Well, come on, I'm not going to be sober running with the bulls.

Everyone's everyone's just plowed.

Right, gonna be a couple of yaggers.

You gotta you gotta, yeah, you gotta have a couple.

You gotta get the get the edge off.

And the people who get caught up are probably extra hammered.

Yeah, maybe think the goal is to you could have a few drinks that more, okay, the night before, take it easy.

Where does it take place?

Spain?

Yes, and that's part of the adventure.

How fun would it be to go to Spain as an excuse?

I've heard Spain is insanely cool, insanely gorgeous.

Madrid, Oh, Madrid, Madrid, like it would be fucking fantastic.

Okay, I'm in, you've talked me into it.

I would do that.

Ship.

Here's what I want to do.

Let's all do it.

And I'm going to give away the prank that I would have done, which is, if we had like a contact there, like a Spaniard, I would buy, however many of us there are, I would buy a bunch of little metal butt plugs, okay, and I would FedEx them to him, and I'd go on the first night or the night before the bowl run give these to me and my crew and tell us, like, this is what we all do.

You put this in your asshole so that like if the the you don't get gored up into your asshole.

Sure, and then the only one who does doesn't know this is not real, as blake, we all go right on and we show up as if we have these metal blot plugs in our ass blake.

Sorry, durs, why do you have this ready to go?

Why?

What do you mean this is?

Why is this so well thought out?

Who's to say this is?

Who's to say Sasa's firing?

Bro, we're talking improv I'm like a wrestler.

Who's to say I wantn't I wouldn't protect myself prematurely and already have a butt plug up there?

Even better, even better to nod to all of us going, I actually brought a bigger one for more protection, and all of us going, Yeah, for sure, I wish this was bigger.

That's why I'm walking.

Funny, Well, let's go.

I would love Yes, let's do that.

Let's do it.

I'm glad.

I mean, this is going to be a goal of mine to be because how far do you have to run?

I don't know, like I imagine, no, no, no, no, it's got to be one hundred yards right, so short.

And then you also, a bull isn't going to run for a mile.

That's a hell a long time to run.

And also you can just run and then jump over to a bull, jump over the barrier.

They go to the nearest bar and say, you fucking get it.

I'm going right back to where I was the night before.

It's like I've I've scoped it all out.

I know where the stops are along the way.

Okay.

The running with the bulls in pampolon Pampolona typically lasts for two to three minutes, with the bulls running the eight hundred and seventy five meter course in that.

Time half mile so, half to half mile.

So so it's longer than I thought it was.

But typically people run two to three minutes.

They run along with the bulls and then they they jump off, they dive into the craft.

How many bulls?

How many bulls are we talking here?

How many bulls?

How many they're dropping?

Like twenty bulls or is it four bulls?

No?

I think there's a bunch of bowls, like fifty bulls.

How many bulls bulls?

Yeah, that's that's a great question.

Yeah, I don't know.

Yeah, I'm not looking.

I'm kind of into it.

Now, find me a lazy river.

There's only six fighting bulls that participate in the running.

Bulls six each day?

What does that mean?

Apparently there's days of it.

Yeah, I'll go to the tomato fight instead.

What's that tomato fight?

Six tame to guide them, six run six, just chill and try to fuck the chicks.

Damn, that's crazy.

Go ahead the bull that's what it says about the bulls.

Six fighting bulls with six tame steers to guide them, six male, six feet.

That sounds really fun.

Wait, Adam, what's an example of a thing like running at the bulls or swimming sharks that you draw the line at grizzly man?

Right, But that's I'm talking about, like traditions.

I'm not talking about like a death wish.

I'm talking about just like a thing that's known that people do that you're like, not for me, Like you would get in a cage with a.

Shark, right, maybe something something you saw on Wild Boys, Like something you saw on Wild Boys.

Where you're like, oh gosh, Steve O, I don't know if I could do that.

Yeah, you know I do.

I wouldn't want to get I don't like snakes that much, so I feel like I wouldn't want to get bit by a snake.

But also whatever you would, yeah I would.

But what is the thing I'm talking about?

Yeah, that's not the thing.

Well, he said wild Boys.

But the Okay, what are some other traditions.

I guess I just don't have you.

Done any acting with a snake before?

Yeah, I mean I did an episode of uh Bad Ideas and then where I go on a plane shout out to Quibi, oh snakes on a planet where we did like the snake's on the plane thing and they put all these.

Like snakes on and hid them on the plane, and then me and Brett Moran went on the plane and tried to Moran on the cruise and more.

And on the cruise, by the way, I was, I was super scared for or fifteen minutes maybe, and then after that it was just what we were doing.

You were a snake, was the plane in the air or were you just going like a plane graveyard?

So yeah, right, so they're.

Like they're covered with snakes.

And then but we put a bunch of snakes in this.

Spooky though, that makes it even spookier.

Okay, well, okay, so, uh, I don't know, there's what are some examples of the.

Are some examples I guess I just don't even know, running the bulls, swimming with.

Sharks, bungee jumping, uh, swimming with sharks in a cage.

Here's some other extreme events.

Yeah, I would do I would bungee jump.

I've been skydiving a bunch of fucking squirrels.

Squirrel suits taking your dick and like an ant hill, like.

Getting in a cage and like feeding a tiger, like people do that crazy.

Yeah, i'd probably do that, Like would you do you?

Would you fuck?

Yep?

Yep, yes, yes, yes.

The answer to let them, let them fish, let them finish one hundred, one hundred gorillas versus your dad.

But what I fuck that?

Well, that's what I mean.

Yes, glow Rilla, what about glow Rilla?

One hundred glow Rilla is fucking jerk off?

What is glowrilla?

She's a rapper?

You never heard of glow reala she rocks.

No, I stopped listening to and flow Rider quit.

When he hung up his spurs, I said, well, then I guess I'm done too.

That's when you like, I'm done with it.

That's when I dipped out of all of music.

Any take backs, and I got no take backs based on okay, fuck dude, understandable though super understandable.

M No, but I was thinking that the other so, so I didn't ever find my sunglasses, but I dropped sunglasses into the water, and so I bought a scuba tank that's like a personal scuba tank that you can just put here.

Yeah, and uh, and I dove underneath my dock to like look for the sunglasses and couldn't find them and ended up cutting my hands open on all the barnacles and ship.

It's worth it, yes, just the way from the water a little.

Do you still have all your ship from Shark Week?

I have it.

I went.

I just saw it the other day and I was like, yeah, I got it all.

I guess this is going to disintegrate any day now if I don't fucking use it.

Yeah, we should get back out there.

Let's go.

Let's plan a diving trip together.

That'd be so fun.

I'm sure the equipment is still good.

That has to be.

There's no way got to be.

And if not, if we're going to a place that it's diving, they have all that ship.

So let's do a diving trip.

How fun would that be?

I think that would be a blast.

We should go diving on the crew, Like you get to finally do it because you didn't really, yeah, you never did it.

I'm I'm not burning you.

I'm just saying like you didn't really get to do it that much.

My hand was broken, Blake, I know, allegedly.

Yeah, it was a cast you could take off, so I don't know how broke that is.

But what I'm saying is, would it be something you're into, dude.

I didn't want to risk losing my hand, all right.

Yeah, I don't know what happens down there.

It's just I wasn't really.

Tell you what happened.

Shark shark Okay.

Also, h yeah, I'm not a huge fan of the ocean.

It's scary, but I'll go diving with you.

Guys.

You're saying scuba diving, let's just go snork, let's go snorkelly.

No what, because we're not fucking old retired women.

We're gonna go by the way.

Yeah, you can't say scuba tank.

You're gonna scale scuba.

It's it's awesome.

It feels like you're flying.

Uh, it's stunningly beautiful down there.

You actually getta go see the ship and swim around stuff, as opposed.

To just actually, yeah, I'm not opposed to scuba diving.

I didn't like scuba diving with the intent of being around sharks.

I don't like that.

That feels fucked up to me.

That's scary.

Hey can't tell you something.

You're in the shark tank right now, pal Can I tell you that you're chum You're chummed to the water.

I know every day of my life on this, on this fucking podcast, I'm being being charged by bulls surrounded by sharks.

Fucking you guys are ruthless.

You're the gorillas.

It's two gorillas against one man.

Then I do two gorillas, one cut.

I stopped listening to the music after the Gorillas broke up.

Is a great band?

All right?

Any take backs, any apologies, any epic slams here.

About?

Uh you, Adam?

So you could do better than that, you could be better than that.

You wear it well, You wear it well.

Thank you.

I would like to say thank you for everyone that is buying tickets to the cruise.

I know that Blake one at one.

Point is going to promote the cruise.

I'm very excited.

Don't don't take my lack of promotion as a lack of excitement.

I know it's going to be a blast.

I just want people to pull up who are true and Blue.

They don't need me to convince them.

They know that this cruise is about to be That's.

How nothing works.

It's just not this cruise about to be off the fricking.

I haven't posted anything either, but you have to let you have to let people know that if your favorite band came to your town but then didn't promote and no one knew that they were there, you'd be bumped.

You're like, why didn't they promote more?

I wish I would have known.

Yeah, Oasis didn't have to promote their tour and we got people waiting in line online.

I think they promoted.

They did almost insanely.

Yeah, we everyone heard about it.

So yep, okay, well fuck me.

I will all right, And that's another episode.

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I'm you probably had them.

And then they were like quench boy.

I don't know, man, all Right, we'll see don't speak for them, No, of course I would never.

We can't, we can't.

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