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Ep 269: Happy 5 Year TII MANniversary Suck It
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Speaker 2This is important.
Speaker 3You know, daddy's looking a slurb.
Speaker 2You gotta get that.
Omaha, lobster.
Speaker 4This is five year stuff, man, this is heavy, five year stuff.
Speaker 2Buckle up.
Speaker 3Whowhi, Hey guys, what a hap aniverse.
Speaker 2At averse.
Speaker 3And also mysell as happy.
Speaker 2To maybe one more a couple more.
Speaker 4Happy five year anniversary t II nation.
Speaker 3Wow, the nation out there, Toledo.
Speaker 2Feels like just yesterday we posted a best of.
Speaker 5I would say growing strong, but uh we're not.
Speaker 3We're stagnant.
We are stagnant with our growth.
Speaker 2Yes, strong, strongly segnant.
Speaker 3Yeah.
Speaker 5The fans that are there, they listen, ear, we yes, and we appreciate, We appreciate you.
Speaker 2Yes, we love them.
Speaker 3Yeah, we really do.
Speaker 6Man.
Speaker 4That is pretty crazy, Like five five years is an insane amount of time.
Speaker 2You know, Like when you're in a crowd of people like a concert or a bar or something, and yes, you like where you're standing.
You don't want to move.
You've got a good position.
You gotta stand strong, absolutely, And when someone kind of like pushes through.
You know what they're doing.
That's how we're standing.
Speaker 3That's how we're standing.
Speaker 2Okay, and Blake, close your eyes.
Who's performing at this concert?
Speaker 3I'm still gonna say Sticks.
This is Sticks?
Sticks, Yeah, a band that was popular when our dads were Adam, he said younger that.
Speaker 4I'm honoring my father by being at this time.
I'm with my dad at the concert, Okay.
And they're trying to push in between your strength together.
Speaker 2They're trying to push between me and my father.
Speaker 3A band that was very successful when our dads were twenty five years younger.
Speaker 2The Sticks did sail Away.
That's Sticks is I think?
So?
Come say that way?
How big the super drum set, that's them?
Speaker 3It's either them, Yes, that was Rush or Rush super drums.
Speaker 2Rush.
Speaker 4It's definitely some prog rock band or Neil Rubert Yes, sorry.
Speaker 2Neil Neil purt Is from what band?
Speaker 3Rush?
Speaker 2Rush?
Speaker 4Okay, Yeah, he's a very important member.
Speaker 3It's a good it's a good documentary.
Yes, I my uncle.
When I learned.
Speaker 5I was trying to learn how to play the drums in like the eighth grade, and my parents bought me because.
Speaker 2It's just fucking pussy magnet.
Speaker 5I gotta be slurping.
I gotta be slurping.
Give me a drum y I got.
Speaker 2Daddy needs a drums.
Speaker 5Daddy needs a drum set.
Once I get into high school, I gotta be slur So I got a drum set for like seventy dollars.
Speaker 3It was such a piece of ship.
Speaker 5It was like you punched you like when you would hit the like you you would your head, the head, drum head, the drumhead.
When you would hit it the kit, the head would like dent int.
Speaker 3Sure it would like dead had soft spots like you mean, like.
Speaker 2The rim or in the like on the canvas thing or whatever.
Speaker 3No, in the part that you're that you're hitting that you're.
Speaker 2Supposed to hit the skin.
Do they call the skin?
Speaker 4You were hitting the skin like I said, Like, I said, that's.
Speaker 2What they say.
Speaker 3If you hit the skins, you'll you'll be slurping in notes.
Speaker 5Out Daddy wants to slur and uh So then my uncle I was like trying to learn how to play.
I knew one beat and I'm pretty sure you guys have seen me play this beat.
Speaker 4It's yeah, you always do.
Speaker 5Yeah, that's so I got my one beat and then peop were like, oh, you could play, and I'm like I cannot.
Yeah, So I was learning how to play and my uncle then gave me a DVD of uh it might have been a VHS at this point, and I think it was a VHS of Neil Pert.
He took all of his life because my uncle like loves live like recordings of live shows, and a lot of them are that he snuck in his camera and filmed himself.
So it's like a shitty back of someone's head viewing.
Speaker 3Of Neil Pert drumming, and he cut like a super mix.
Speaker 2That person's probably standing pretty strong.
Speaker 3Thought, Yeah, that guy was standing strong, no doubt.
Speaker 5Man, Absolutely, there was a super mix of of that.
And then I saw Neil Perk actually drumming, and it made me want to quit.
Speaker 3He was too good.
Yeah, you don't when you when someone's first starting, you don't show them the best that there ever was.
Yeah, where do you start?
What what drummer?
Speaker 4Maybe you go with like the dude from like Presidents of the United States of America.
I think he used like just a snare, that's all he used.
There was some symbol.
Speaker 2Yeah, I feel like that's probably where you got to start something.
Speaker 3Start with just a dude who's slaying a snare drum?
Speaker 2He just had a snare.
Well, I bet I feel like the beginning of the Lump song is just the.
Speaker 3You know what, I could just be envisioning a music video I.
Speaker 2Saw, like the only song I know from these guys starts off with just U No, that's bear Naked Ladies.
Speaker 6That there was this girl?
Speaker 4Yes, sorry, yeah, that's crashed Dummies.
Speaker 3Barenaked Ladies is weird.
Chicken is the Chicken song?
Speaker 4Yeah, chickens to Chinese, which we covered and Presidents the United States of America courses Lump.
Of course it's Peaches, It's of course it's a little blue dune buggy.
Speaker 3Yeah.
They of course it's the third, one third.
Speaker 2One five.
Speaker 4What else that might be from the second album I followed all the way to number two?
Speaker 5Yeah, I mean you say that, but that band actually kind of fucking ribs Peaches.
Speaker 4Rock, oh pot you pot us a they're one of the Pump is a party starter for sure.
Speaker 3That album, their first album is literally flawless.
Speaker 2Is it called The Presidence of the United States?
Speaker 4Yeah, and it's got, it's got like the Golden little statue.
Speaker 3Like when they do it, like when they do.
Speaker 2Like like the decade?
Was that the nine nine bald guy?
Yes, he actually the lead singer bald guys in the nineties singer, the lead.
Speaker 4Singer actually live.
True, they looked very similar.
The lead singlar singer actually went on to become like I did.
And but he became a kid's a kids song for sling Blade, he said, slinger man, all right, fresh fried taters, Okay, quick with it.
Speaker 2I want to just say, that's got to be the only sling Blade reference ever made in the last five years.
Ten yeah, five years for sure.
Speaker 3Sling Blade was a sling Blade is a great film.
Speaker 2I know, but like no one talks about sling Blade.
Speaker 5I think about it absolutely every time you get friends five years I see Billy bout Thornton.
Oh yeah, every time I see him, I think of him.
Oh yeah, how fat he was?
Speaker 3Sling Blade was bad?
Speaker 2Think about he was fat?
Yeah, he gave away for he's not that fat.
Speaker 3You just have to no, no, no, he would a thick bit.
Not really.
Speaker 2You don't think about Billy above Thornton on the red carpet sign.
We fucked on the car on the way here that's the one.
Speaker 4Yes, exactly because that is the clip that goes by.
Speaker 5But that's also uh what when I see him doing that, I'm like that guy right there was sling Blade who was morbidly obese and sling Blade.
Speaker 2Wow, gotcha, he was healthy to Stone and Tombstone he was hefty.
Who was he in the Tombstone.
He's the guy who gets slapped in the face by I believe Kurt Russell.
Speaker 3That's Billy zaye man.
Speaker 2No, Billy Zayin is beautiful.
He plays the actor.
This is top tier.
Speaker 3This is important stuff, man, you can look it up.
Speaker 2But he's Look at that.
Speaker 3Link that just sense.
That's him when he won the Academy Award for sling Blade And look at those chins.
Speaker 2That's a owels.
He's got gewels.
Come on, man, give that's not that bad.
You're a normal pull up Billy Bob, Billy Bob Tombstone.
Speaker 3Hey, hey, Todd, find a fat photo of Billy.
Speaker 2He's never been fat.
Speaker 4He's literally only been fucking cool.
Have you seen his photos when he's in like his band.
Speaker 5Hey, by the way, Oh so now you now you think fat isn't cool?
How dare you you're such a fat.
Speaker 2I agree, Thank you, Adam.
You know how I feel.
Speaker 3I know I remember in what was it Seattle?
Yeah, it was Oklahoma, all right, and I joined you.
Speaker 2Check check the fucking chat right now?
Speaker 3What do we got here?
Speaker 2You got a chunky looking Look at that bbt Okay, is that actually him?
Speaker 3Yes?
That doesn't even look like him to me.
Speaker 4That looks like an actor who kind of looks like Billy Bob Thornton.
Speaker 3Hey, Blake, you are so dumb.
Okay, that is Billy Bob Thornton and Zora.
He's he's not that heavy.
Speaker 4I think you guys have a I think you have a really crazy sliding scale.
Speaker 2Not obese, but he's got jowels.
And I believe Adam just said, no, he's not obese, but he he looks you know, he became super thin.
Speaker 3Yeah.
Now he's like real thing when he's.
Speaker 2When he's fucking holly Berry and Monsters Ball.
Boney, how do you know this dude's whole entire fucking.
Speaker 3Hell he's fucking holly Berry and Monsters Ball.
Speaker 2That was I mean, though, I think of the one where he goes, we fucked on the way in the car away here and then I think about him hitting a doggie with Holly Berry and him going franchator.
I actually don't think about that movie at also great.
I think about It's the It's the Size of Texas Sir from Armageddon.
That's him too.
I think about the man who wasn't there Coen Brothers movie.
Speaker 5I think about none of those things.
I think about him going and being kind of fat.
Speaker 4I think about his band.
I think about him when he's in his rock band and cool like he wears.
Speaker 2Is it the Matchbox Racers or something?
Speaker 3You got that right, You're literally astonished.
It's match Max Box twenty is uh war world famous?
Speaker 2It's the box Masters.
Do you think that's a double meaning for our little for sure?
Box Masters?
Speaker 3You dog?
Yeah, you dog.
Speaker 2Let's just say he's playing the drums.
Speaker 5Now the bummer is is I hear he's like I hear, he's not that cool, like not that nice of all.
Speaker 3And that's that saddens me, because.
Speaker 2You want to what do you want him to be for you?
You can't.
Speaker 3I want him to be for me.
Speaker 5If I were to work with him, I would want to have a little relationship with Billy Bob and talk about his obesity and how he battled it and how he overcame it.
Speaker 2Cool.
I want him to just be the best he can be in a scene and keep saying God damn it and just fucking say the lines.
Speaker 3Wow, you do a good Billy Bob.
Dude.
Speaker 2He's truly obsessed with it.
There's no way he wouldn't if I corrected him.
It was like Honders, he'd be like, okay, all right, Anders, I'd go fucking no.
Speaker 3I would like to see you go toe to toe.
Speaker 2Hey, remember until some when you were Billy blob.
Then we're fighting, Hey, that second hold on, I was looking.
Speaker 7At very billy blob for ton Okay, a unit of I like, And Durs just said he didn't like doing the podcast, just ago so and then he and then he comes out firing on the cylinders very good.
Speaker 3Later we're talking Billy cracking me off.
Speaker 2But hang on, what's crazy is Adam wasn't even he said slinger and you just said Billy Bob or some ship.
Can't you remember?
Speaker 4Well that's a very front up.
That is very front of mind movie to me.
I'm constantly thinking about it because one of my greatest heroes is in that movie.
Of course, John Ritter is excellent in the film.
Speaker 2Ye has a not a mohawk, but like a strange buzz cut.
Speaker 4Yeah, yeah, yeah, but he's Is it set in the past or is it set in just a different state?
Speaker 2Said in the past?
Or southeast?
Well?
Speaker 4The thing about John Ritter's character is he's a homosexual in a place where you're not supposed to.
Ye, And I can't remember if it's because it's the past or if it's just in a different part of the country.
Speaker 5I don't think it's a past I thought it was just in a state that you know that doesn't fly my guy.
Speaker 4But also Billy Bob is wearing like a like a prison outfit the whole movie.
That seems kind of old school as well.
I would I would like to give a shout out to Nebraska.
I've been to Nebraska twice in the last two weeks, and uh oh, you were just talking about I feel like it used to be a place that you wouldn't want to be gay.
Speaker 3I ran into so many gay people.
Speaker 2They're not they're husking the corn.
Speaker 3Now, hell yeah, baby, give me more points.
The guy's on fire.
Speaker 2He really is.
Man five years slangly takes place in Arkansas in nineteen ninety six, So yes, the past.
Speaker 3Didn't that movie come out in nineteen ninety six?
Speaker 2Yeah?
Speaker 3Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2Oh so wait a second, you're saying Lincoln is just the gay capital of the Midwest.
Speaker 5Now, no, no, it wasn't Lincoln.
I was in I mean, I was in both places.
But yeah, it's just I ran into quite a few gay people.
Speaker 2Move over Columbus for sure.
Speaker 3That's awesome inclusive, and what I assume are some of them there.
Speaker 2And when you run into these people, you stand strong or you.
Speaker 3I don't even know if I need to stand strong in that case, but you absolutely do.
Speaker 2Oh I do.
Oh yeah, I actually are.
We still on.
I can't get into it.
But if we're still on, I can't get into it, but you sure do.
Speaker 4We're still on where we are still we don't ever go off, go off, go off.
Speaker 3Okay, we're on for an hour and then five, then we don't talk to each other for a while.
Speaker 2And so but you're saying, you're saying, oh, you're.
Speaker 3Feeling the inclusion.
Yeah I really did.
I I really did in a way that I don't remember.
I don't remember.
In the nineties when as a kid it being a place.
Speaker 5Where it was free to be you could where like you would just run into a bunch of the.
Speaker 2Gay again, you're running into these what was what was like?
How did you know these were gay people?
And what were they doing?
Were they at the football game?
Speaker 6No way?
Speaker 3Just stores, bars, bartenders, you know?
Speaker 2Yeah?
Speaker 3Sound about Yeah, And I'm not going you know, you know I didn't.
Speaker 5They didn't say hey, I'm a gay guy, but they just ran into There's some tells.
Speaker 2What are your top?
What are your top?
One tells that someone's gay?
Uh?
Speaker 3Dangly earring?
Speaker 2No, we'll do one or two danglaring, I agree, unless there's a feather on the dangle, and then you fuck anything.
Speaker 3If you have a feather, you'll fuck whatever you're saying.
Kyrie Irving, Yeah, Kyrie anything.
Speaker 2He's got a dangly ear Yeah for a feather?
Speaker 3Who's yeah?
Speaker 4Probably him and mister T.
Who else has a feb.
Speaker 5But but I feel like athletes don't count because they take they made too much money too quickly, and they take insane swings, just absolute bizarre swings.
Speaker 2Like fashion swings.
Speaker 3Yeah.
Well, and also you have to you have to spend your money somewhere.
Speaker 2Who do you think is dressing these people out the Yeah, it makes sense, makes sense.
So I didn't you guys think it's gay people.
Okay, you walked into this.
I was gonna say they're best friends.
Speaker 4But okay, sty Wow, you're really walking us into traps.
Speaker 2Many didn't really munch.
Blake, what's your number one?
Tell that someone's probably a gay person.
I love podcasting.
What I uh some headlines.
Speaker 3For me?
Speaker 2It's if there's like fucking a guy that's not one for me?
Speaker 5Well, that would be number one.
I don't see that.
I don't see that a lot.
I did number two.
I was going into not Scary Farm one time, me and Chloe was wouldn't actually were meeting Blake and his ex wife.
Speaker 3It was that same night, Blake, Okay.
Speaker 5We were going in and Chloe was meeting your wife or ex wife for the first time, and she was a little nervous and we were going in and h I look over and there's two lines to get into the parking area, and we're in one line.
Speaker 3This car right next to us was obviously in the other line.
I look over.
Speaker 5One man is bent over the dash and the guy who was driving the car was fingering.
Speaker 3His asshole, Wow, blasting it.
Speaker 2He might have sat on something, lost something.
Yeah, maybe he something was stuck.
Speaker 5I don't know if he lost his keys in there or what what was up his ass, but it certainly seemed like it was leaning gay click it was leaning stor.
Speaker 2Yeah.
You can always I can see that.
Speaker 4Yeah, you can assume things, but you never draw a total line in the Yeah, you like, you don't know, there's a strong, strong probability, but I don't do you.
Speaker 2Guys like when there's somebody who you just don't know.
Speaker 3I don't know.
This is five year stuff, man, this is heady, five year stuff.
Speaker 2What do you what are you asking?
Brother?
You might have to listen to this one back.
Speaker 4Hold on, I'm going to start.
Speaker 3I love Blake has glasses without frames that he he uses for dress up on zooms.
Speaker 2You meet somebody and they have the equivalent of what you would call a feather ear ring, and so you are going, okay.
Speaker 4So you're saying, like, when you meet somebody and you go like, what's this person's story?
Speaker 3So Blake with those glasses right now?
Speaker 2Yes?
Speaker 5Yes, if we didn't know Blake and we just met him, and you're you're like, are you talking to him, and you're like, huh right, those glasses don't have frames.
Speaker 3In them, or glasses.
Speaker 4Rather, a lot of a lot of what you guys are talking about are fashion choices.
Speaker 2And is that so they can be fucked through my eye?
So you can take a dick straight to the eye.
Speaker 3Well I never thought of that, but yeah, I mean, yeah, I think what we're talking about here, and I don't want to put words or anything in your mouth on hers.
Speaker 2Wait a minute, why do we hear that?
Yes, what are we even doing?
Speaker 3You're talking fashion, you're talking fashion.
Speaker 2No, I'm talking vibe.
And then but then they say something like my girlfriend or my wife or my kids, and you go.
Speaker 3Mmmm, yeah, I think that happens a lot, a lot, a lot.
Yeah, I think that happens a lot.
Speaker 2I think it's just interesting because in my mind I go, okay, But in the other back of my mind, I go the deep not all hey man, as soon as you're out.
Speaker 3Great, it's fine.
Yeah, we don't care, but like, come up.
Speaker 5But also I think sometimes you know they I mean, that's kind of best case scenario for these guys, right, if they swing both ways, they get a wife, it's easier to walk through society.
If you're like my wife and you know, you know some people are homophobic or whatever, you always be like, hey, I got a wife.
But then these wives are cool if they know they know we just they know they're gay.
Speaker 3And then and then they'll probably let you go.
Fuck do.
It's just kind of the best of both worlds.
Speaker 2And I'm like gay, But I'm also like, do they know or are they both like.
Speaker 3No, no, No, they're figuring it out.
They don't.
Yeah, I don't know, man, I don't know, Blake, how's it worked for you that?
Speaker 4I feel like I just try to live my truth, man, Yeah, just try to live my truth prescriptionless last.
Speaker 3What does that mean?
Yeah?
Behind those glasses with uh without actual what do they call it?
Just the glasses?
Right?
What do they call the lenses of the frame?
Lenses and frame?
The frames are what you're wearing, the frames by folks.
Speaker 4The lenses are what's not in there because the lenses are scratched.
I've you know, I have these by my side just in case I need to do some prop comedy.
But yeah, again, these are Teddy's old glasses from a long time ago, vintage.
Speaker 2I think I remember those super scratched.
Speaker 3Yeah, they're very scratched.
Speaker 2And then was it hard to get the lenses out or did you have to like crush them?
Speaker 3No, they pop right out, they pop right out, and you kept those.
Speaker 6Yeah.
Speaker 3I keep I keep everything.
Speaker 2Because it's like keeping a little piece of Teddy.
Speaker 3I keep everything.
Speaker 2That's true, that's right.
Speaker 3I keep everything.
I'm not a hoarder though.
Speaker 8Okay, we'll let that lay right there, and we're bad.
Speaker 4I actually had a quote it's gonna take me a while to find that was about hoarding that I wanted to send you guys, because you guys have a cue to me of being a hoarder.
Speaker 3Well, you're a uber collector.
You're not a hoarder where you keep like pizza boxes and trash around here we go.
But you do keep everything.
Speaker 4Which an ex girlfriend called me a hoarder.
Actually, I'm a collector and I archive, and that spoke to me.
I do collect I have my comic book collection, and I have my figurines, and then I archive things that I think are important to not only myself, but maybe that later in life, you guys would be like stoked on.
Speaker 5Yes, and I will say sometimes you'll bust out a T shirt like from Our Lives, something from Game Overman or Worcolics or even older than that that I'll be like, oh shit, yeah I should have said that shirt.
That was awesome, great, great job, Blake, thank you.
But you know, it's a lot of work for maybe the three times that's happened in my life.
Speaker 3You don't have to do that for us.
Speaker 4I know it's my burden.
But when I see a light up for you know, when you see the T shirt for.
Speaker 2Just for that moment that like, oh ship are those those dice we used to have for the house?
Fuck?
Speaker 6All right?
Speaker 3Cool?
Speaker 2Well I have to go.
Speaker 3My little heart smiles and it makes it all.
Speaker 4Worth it to me.
A happy years.
Happy five year anniversary to what was happening five years ago, Mike, there's a global pandemic.
Speaker 5That's right when we got What happened is we got so bored during the pandemic that we decided to do a podcast now, and then we just kept doing it.
Speaker 3We really just kept doing it for five years.
That seems kind of crazy.
Speaker 2I mean, it's kind of a it's a it's a good deal, you know, to catch up with my guys.
Speaker 4Absolutely, when you listen you know when they drop these best of when we you know, we can't we can't find time in the day to get one of these motherfuckers.
Speaker 2All can't feed the hordes.
Speaker 4Those best ofs.
There's some really funny gold in them, Hills.
Speaker 3Oh, absolutely.
Speaker 2Do you listen to the best of It?
Speaker 3That's actually the ones I like, are you archiving?
Speaker 2Yeah?
Speaker 3I like, I do like the best of I haven't listen.
Speaker 5I didn't listen to this last one, but I do like the best of because you know, you forget about those.
If you listen to a podcast that we just filmed a week or two ago, you're like, oh, I remember this whole damn thing once?
Speaker 2Do you really?
Speaker 5Once it starts to go, I'm like, oh yeah, yeah.
But then the best of I don't remember a thing right.
Speaker 4And then and then people kind of they listen and they bring up stuff like there was one question where we never sawved I was trying to figure out what singer from the nineties he had a very specific, raspy voice.
We never answered the question to it.
People were like, is it this is the answer?
Speaker 3Was I remember?
Speaker 2It was?
Speaker 3Richard Marx was the Yeah, I don't know that.
Speaker 4I haven't listened to the Newest Best Off.
But I guess that was a question we had left unanswered.
But it was Richard Marks, great head of hair, incredible Richard.
Speaker 2I feel like we covered him right, didn't like we've talked about Richard Marks a lot.
Speaker 9Maybe maybe I feel Richard Marks he was a good like roller skating music, like a couple skate.
Speaker 3They say it's a couple skate.
You're right, you're scanning that.
You're scanning the floor.
You're like, where's my girls?
You know, Sarah Pearrings, Sure, where's Shannon Toma out there?
Okay?
Speaker 2Where is that?
Speaker 3Wherever Ken?
Where's Keith?
And nieder depy, I gotta I got a roller skated.
Speaker 2And even if you're like holding hands and you both fall and you look at each other on the floor in that song still playing, and you look into each other's eyes, you're like, we're never gonna forget.
Speaker 5This, and then your hands, your hands out there, and then fucking Ryan Jonica's bitch ass comes are just inline skates directly over your fingers.
Speaker 2Dude, Well, where'd he get those cool?
Roller blades?
Speaker 3Are sick?
Damn?
But he kind of you kind of ruined the moment.
Speaker 2It is kind of that.
It is kind of that happy niversey.
You know.
What's funny to us When they send the like, hey, what do you guys want to title this week's episode?
And I read the like seven suggestions or whatever.
I'm like, I don't know what these are pertaining to.
Speaker 3Oh yeah, no, I never quite remember.
Speaker 2They're like zip popping made fun and I'm like.
Speaker 4What, well, because this is all just off the top of the dome, man, we're just free styling.
Speaker 3Baby.
Speaker 5It is fun when people ask or like what's the point of your of your podcast?
Speaker 3What?
What?
What is the the idea, the theme or whatever.
Speaker 5I'm like, there's it's called this is important and like, oh, do you have important topics that you cover?
And like literally it's just us talking about bullshit, usually pretty nostalgic from our childhood in the nineties.
And they're like, oh, that sounds fucking stupid, and I'm like.
Speaker 3Yeah, I'm a dumbass, that's right, Yeah, that is right.
Yeah.
Speaker 4My dentist asked me today because he's like, what are you doing later today?
And I'm like, I got a podcast.
He's like, well, oh, yeah, what do you guys talk about?
Speaker 3I'm like, don't listen.
Please, don't listen.
Speaker 4Yeah, don't please, None of your business.
You have to be have your fingers in my mouth.
I just I don't even want I don't even want you knowing what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2I had an older neighbor double down on it.
He goes, no, what's it called.
I goes, this is important, but I don't think you'd enjoy it.
And he goes, well, I'll give it a shot, and I go, honestly, don't otherwise it's just gonna be like weird.
And he goes, I'm gonna check it out.
I'm like, I wish I'm begging you.
So I push him over, I steal his mail.
You're done.
He went missing.
Speaker 5I told you guys that my neighbor.
They've since moved.
They they sold the house.
But because I think he listened to the podcast.
Okay, the neighbor's kids.
The neighbor was ninety six years old.
He since passed away, rip Wayland.
He was the man, but he passed away, and his kids were I think in their sixties, and.
Speaker 3The one, the one son was too much for sixty, too much, I'm gonna listen to podcast.
So I was like, I don't know, maybe not.
Speaker 5And then next time I saw him, he said, I listened to every episode.
Oh, and I'm like, it's been forty eight hours and he goes, I'm just the kind of I mean, it was like months and months, but he was like, I'm the kind of guy that I have to start at the beginning or something.
So I started at the beginning and I listened to everyone, and he was like, I actually loved it because I love what what a friendship you guys have.
You can tell that you're best friends.
And I fucking cried.
Speaker 2And Adam and Adam Cohn thing heavy and Blake I had the sixty year old people here.
Speaker 5By the way, he's sixty, he's not like ninety, doesn't sound like that, but happy, Yeah, you're very.
Speaker 3Damn yeah.
Speaker 2I mean yeah, it is the I mean it was the funniest podcast of twenty twenty three three.
Speaker 5Yeah, according to iHeart Radio, A kind of the one of the biggest awards for podcasting.
Besides, now it's going to be the Golden Globes.
Oh yeah, what does that mean.
Speaker 3God, they're going to give podcast awards.
Speaker 2Oh they are yeah, Oh this is news to me.
Speaker 5Yeah, Golden globes, and I guess, uh, dust off the they.
I guess THEO vonn is uh is like the front you're going to be a front runner.
And then he straight up said like I don't I don't want it.
Speaker 3I don't know.
Okay, Well easy for hurt.
Speaker 2For I mean, don't you just accept don't you like?
Because I get it, It's like, who gives a fuck?
But don't you accept it?
For everyone who like works for you and with you and like puts their time and effort into it to go like I'm here to represent that.
Speaker 3I mean we for sure would go would be stoked.
Speaker 2Yeah, and I'd be like I don't need anyone.
Speaker 4Yeah, that would be cool.
But generally it doesn't matter.
Like an award is you know, it is what it is.
You don't that's not why you do it is to be awarded, right, speak for yourself?
Speaker 2What uh why you do it?
Why you podcast?
Or why you do anything?
Speaker 3Why I do any form like any form of I suppose if art art.
Speaker 2So what I'm saying is when you are awarded, it is a recognition of what you have been part of creating.
And so I'm saying they don't want his whoever to show up.
They want him to show up, and if he shows up, it can shine on all these producers who tell their parents what they do and the parents are like, okay.
It gives them a moment to be like, hey, I saw him say your name, Golden Glow.
Speaker 3That is very cool.
Speaker 4Through these five years, there's no way we could do it without Anna and Todd, and of course Isaac has been so fundamental integral.
Speaker 2I like to say seminal and.
Speaker 3And that one time he gave us the list of one thing to talk about, which was just the cruise.
He was like, I'm going to give you a list, and then well, trash.
Speaker 2Ban does and then is that really you remember the list?
Speaker 3Yeah?
Speaker 5Yes, the list.
He gave us a list.
He told me before the podcast, I'm gonna give you a list of like just things to talk about, to bring up.
And I'm like okay, yeah, and he's like, I'm just gonna be more involved on the podcast front, and I'm like.
Speaker 2Yeah, hell yeah, what happened?
What do you think happened?
Speaker 3We made fun of him and he got his feelings hurt.
Speaker 5He gave us a list and the list was one one thing long and it was just talk about the cruise getting ready.
Speaker 3So I'd like to bring up the cruise yea, the cruise twenty something to whatever.
It's leaving Fort Lauderdale to Cosamel.
Speaker 5Well done, Nix Worts and Adam Ray, Bobby Lee, a ton of great comics.
Speaker 4We got some fun bands stelling Sam Jay.
Speaker 3We're gonna have or we're leaving Tampa Bay.
Not what I yeah, Tampa Bay.
Speaker 4It's Tampa Bay, February twenty Sebruary twenty second, six six.
Speaker 2I think there's still some cabins available.
Speaker 5I think there are, You think I think there are?
And quick more.
I guess timely would be November November twentieth.
Hello, I believe it's the twentieth The Vegas Show.
Speaker 2Baby Thursday whatever that Thursday is.
Speaker 5Yeah, baby, and Formula one is in town.
It's going to be a fucking party.
Is very It is going to be very It's going to be an absolute banger.
And we've got some very special guests that we're locking in right now, so please please please buy your tickets.
Speaker 2And no hints, no hints about who the guests.
Speaker 3But it's Vegas.
It's a city of mystery.
Will it be?
Speaker 10Uh?
Speaker 3Will I am?
Speaker 5Will I am will it, will Bruno Mars come pay off some of his debts?
Speaker 2Will let be Bruce will Bruno Mars?
Speaker 3It's a favor pay out some of his dad That would be cool.
Speaker 2Someone tried to come at me about about the We had a podcast where we talked about who wants to be a billionaire and I guess it's Bruno Mars and they were like, it's fucking Bruno Mars, not the guy who got arrested with his mom or whatever.
Speaker 3I'm like, no, that was the Sean Kingston debate.
Speaker 2I said that, like, it's Sean Kingston did the who wants to be a billionaire?
And they were like, it's.
Speaker 3What it is, who wants to be a billionaire?
Speaker 2I don't.
I don't know, beautiful girl, I don't.
But these people came to me like hard being like yo, it's actually Bruno Mars and I'm like awesome, you know that I don't and we're back.
We don't know.
Speaker 5It is a crazy how people will retain information from the podcast.
I was just back in Omaha.
I do I go on a hunt with family and friends, Yes, once a year and we just did it.
Speaker 3There's no drama.
If you remember last year there was a lot of drama.
Speaker 2That's great.
Speaker 3We almost weren't invited back this year.
We squashed the beef and we are back, and we are back killing birds, which is so fun.
I hate birds, so dude, he's.
Speaker 2Got a history.
Speaker 4It is weird to think, like, I eat a ton of birds.
Yeah, and you don't think about that really when you're looking at these.
Speaker 3Murder them murderers.
They nourish me.
If you want to come sometimes, Blake, when you're always want, I'm going to come, feel free.
They invite is wide open for the both of you if you want to go.
Speaker 2Okay, yeah, that sounds great.
Yeah, can I smoke inside?
Speaker 4Actually, God, no, dude, it's just forgot.
Speaker 3God.
Speaker 5But we just we just went and we go to this steakhouse every year.
The night before we leave we fly into Omaha.
We stared there there the night before so we could leave super early in the morning and make the two hour drive to the cabin.
So the night before we go to this sty house, the Drover, which is a famous steakhouse in Omaha.
Speaker 3It's so good.
Speaker 5Whiskey marinated, Oh whiskey marinated, my baby, and.
Speaker 3They've got a sick salad bar.
Set up, and you know, daddy loves a salad bar.
Of course, all you can eat.
Speaker 6Oh yeah, your boobs are huge.
Speaker 3I love that you could keep going back to the salad barby and it's all on ice.
It's fantastic.
Speaker 2I can't stop eating.
Speaker 3And so I'm there and they're grilling the steaks behind like a partition behind the salad bar.
And this guy goes, what's up out him?
And I'm like, oh shit, hey man, how's it going, you know?
Speaker 5And and he goes, you're here for the hunt, right, and I go, uh yeah.
Speaker 3And he goes, you're here with Mikey and your dad yep.
And I go yeah, yeah, actually i am.
And he's like, that's sick.
Yeah.
You said on the podcast that you always roll through with Mikey and your dad.
Yeah.
And I'm like, fuck, yeah, dude.
Speaker 2Look look, and I think the person you're talking about who retained all this is listening right now.
Speaker 3Yeah.
Speaker 2And I just want you to be careful about how you the tone.
I guess the tone.
I'm just a little worried about the tone.
Speaker 3No.
Speaker 2No, I loved that it was and what I'll call this guy's passion.
Yeah about the details, Yes, Uh, it did.
Speaker 3Throw me for a second that this guy knew my dad and Mikey.
Speaker 2Of course, sure, of course, passionate man.
Speaker 5It threw me that being said, loved that it happened, that it happened, and I loved I loved the Drover big shout out.
Speaker 3I made their instagram, so you know it's real.
Speaker 4Wait is what is uh the Drover's Instagram?
I think it's just the Drover Blake.
Speaker 2Stop, I want to go on the Drover?
Speaker 3Right?
Speaker 2What are you?
How old are you?
Sixty?
Speaker 3They gave me a hat.
I wish I was wearing it.
Speaker 4No, it's Drover's steakhouse.
Of course it wasn't at the Drover.
Speaker 8You can't.
You can't get that.
What do you mean this is a Drover's steakhouse?
It was okay, yeah, kick and you did look at this?
I mean yeah, look at there.
Speaker 2It's massive.
Is that the Mikey?
Speaker 3That is the Mikey?
Speaker 2Dude?
Speaker 4You guys look great, by the way, thank you?
Oh you got Drover hats?
Oh yeah, you got murdered out.
Speaker 2What is the vibe of the Drover sounds fancy?
Speaker 5Hey, by the way, look it's not that that's their mascot.
Just a guy, is a drover, like a cattle drover.
It's just a guy frowning so hard.
He doesn't look happy to be there at all.
Speaker 3I love it.
I love it.
Speaker 5It is the best mascot.
Just a fucking guy who's very unhappy.
Speaker 2Charles Boston.
Speaker 4He's so tired from working, like he can't he can't even smile.
Speaker 5It's it's a nice steakhouse, but it's not.
You don't have to be like dressed up.
People have hats on, and people are you know, Carhart jackets and ship.
Speaker 2Yeah, yeah, because I you know, when you eat somewhere where, like you go for breakfast and everybody's there in their cameo in the morning before the hunt.
But this is a nighttime steakhouse.
Speaker 3No, it's it's a nice it's a nice steakhouse, got it.
It looks delicious, it is, And next time you guys are back in Omaha.
Speaker 2Is drover a past ten situation where it's like you're somebody who just drove cattle.
Speaker 3All day, like they didn't know driver drove.
I don't know what that means, I truly don't.
Speaker 4I'm guessing as a cattle drover, if this was who wants to be a.
Speaker 2Cattle driver, and then they retired open a restaurant and he was like, honey, I'm a drover and she's like, you drove her crazy.
Speaker 3Honey, Hey, can you get out there and get the cattle?
Now?
Speaker 2I'm a drover now, and don't I don't drive no mo.
Yeah those days a drover.
Speaker 3Now I'm cooking steaks and frowning my asshof.
Speaker 5A drover is a person who herds or drives livestock, such as neillar sheep, over long distances, typically to market.
Speaker 2Okay, so now we know somebody's been on here five years.
Speaker 3Look at that celebrity.
Jeopardy pays off again?
Speaker 2And are you a tenderloin guy?
Are you like a strip?
Are you are going?
Speaker 3I'm a ribbi.
Speaker 5I'm a ribbi man for the most part.
I might do a New York strip.
I afraid of it, you know.
Speaker 3And they're showing some some lobster and some crab.
Speaker 2Gotta get that, Omaha lobster.
Speaker 3Where are they getting that from?
Where are you pulling that out from?
If I had to guess the Missouri River?
Okay, that's that good old Missouri lobster.
Yeah.
Uh things You're able to get stuff sure across the country, so it's it's fresh.
Maybe increases the price a little bit.
Uh No, this is Omaha.
Things darn increased.
Speaker 2I doubt.
Yeah.
Speaker 4Well, I just know when you buy stuff like in Alaska, it's very pricey because it takes a lot to get stuff.
Speaker 2You got another market.
Speaker 5Wake, shut the fuck up.
Okay, this is Omaha.
Things are great.
Things are fucking great.
Alaska is a different situation.
They don't have any taxes up.
Speaker 2Okay, God, saies.
Speaker 3Talking to me now, God damn it.
You just told your family to shut the fuck up.
I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2I'm alerting the police.
I'm so sorry.
Speaker 3It's a volume.
That's just that.
It's my bad.
Speaker 4I wasn't trying to diss Omaha or Nebraska or Lincoln any of that.
Speaker 5I would say this was maybe my best trip back to Omaha.
Speaker 3Like, Okay, we stayed downtown.
It was a.
Speaker 5Beautiful day, like the the old market in downtown Omaha.
Speaker 3It was just lively.
Speaker 5People are out walking, there's bars, there's restaurants.
Speaker 2That's like the city center.
Speaker 4Yeah, we've been there, right where the Italian restaurant is.
That's so delicious.
Speaker 3Yeah, we were there.
It was way too cold.
Speaker 2Oh yeah, I love that place.
Speaker 3Why am I blanket on it?
Speaker 2The old spaghetti the meatball Factory, Spaghetti Factory, Spaghetti Works, Spaghetti Works, Yes, the.
Speaker 3Old Spaghetti Works where I ordered terribly.
Speaker 4Of course I got some like pepper pepper something and it was too many peppers.
Speaker 3I should have just gone with the spaghetti.
Yeah, that's a little bit of a tourist trap.
Speaker 2Remember how we've we've we've said the cover, you don't order what you should at the place.
Speaker 3I'm a terrible order.
Yeah, it's my bad.
Speaker 9Blake, Well, I know what it is, because, you know, because he doesn't actually want to eat food.
Speaker 3He doesn't actually want to Here we go again.
Here's what he does.
We go to a restaurant.
It's a it's a burger place, famous for burgers, burger, known for their burgers.
Speaker 2Oh, a side of asparagus.
Speaker 3I order a burger and orders a burger, and Blake goes, maybe what about their uh.
Speaker 5Flash fried asparagus burger?
And you're like, oh, huh sounds kind of hitters.
Yeah, that's what you would say.
That sounds kind of hitters.
I guess I'll order.
Speaker 3That and then you get it, and you're like, oh, mine's.
Speaker 2Horrible kind of bite.
Speaker 3Yeah, well, you guys don't finish your meals.
Speaker 5Yeah, And then and then you'll be like, can I can I can I get a bite of yours?
Speaker 3And you're like, I don't, fuck, I don't, I don't know.
Speaker 4I mean I can vulture your guys' stuff if you don't finish yours, We finish ours.
Speaker 2Good good luck.
I get a cup of chili on the side.
Speaker 5Playboy, dude, I'm basically the Billy Bob Thornton of our group, battling obesity every day until I get way too skinny here in the future, right right, well, I'm getting better at it once I get on my gp A, gpl.
Speaker 3Ones or whatever.
Speaker 2We gotta get it.
We gotta what's the gpl one that's wagov and all that?
Speaker 3Yeah?
Wait, sorry, have we talked about this?
What's what gov?
Speaker 2Did we talk about this?
Have we?
I don't I feel like I know the macros?
No, what's the number one brand?
I can't even like you're either fat and I don't like it.
Speaker 4It's okay, okay, okay, yes, which.
Speaker 3We should all get on it.
I would like to see how skinny blankets.
Speaker 2By the way, I do love the idea of us being like, have you heard of it?
Yeah, I mean i've are you if you're on it?
I'm on it?
But are you?
No?
Speaker 4There's no shame in the game, right, It actually show there's a lot of shame in the game because why.
Speaker 3I don't know.
Speaker 2I don't think there should be, but I think a lot of people don't talk about it.
They just say, yeah, I went to my doctor and they said I should stop doing all these things, and I did wink wink, and I lost forty pounds and thirty days.
Speaker 4This is the only shame I see in any of these games, as far as like, if you're getting like any sort of like botox or zempic, or you're changing, there's no shame in it.
Speaker 3Do whatever the fuck you want.
Speaker 4If it's really expensive, okay, maybe it's like yo, like you're spending so much money on this stuff, it seems a little unimportant because you're beautiful the way you are, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3But also, wait, what is your point?
Speaker 2Yeah, if it's expensive, you shouldn't do it.
Even if you're wildly ratch.
It's all relative.
Speaker 4That's where I would see the shame where you're like wait, it was like, wait, how much money do you spend on the way you look?
Speaker 3But if you have money?
Speaker 2But what if you're a billionaire, then money doesn't matter.
Speaker 4Yeah, I could see shame in that if you were like someone who like shouldn't be spending that much money on that kind of stuff.
Speaker 3That seems like maybe a shameful act to me.
Speaker 2So to you, it's about money.
Speaker 5If you can't afford food for your children, yes, but you can inject yourself skin certain you might be anck.
Speaker 3Yeah, if you pay to get.
Speaker 2Some weekobe though you're not eating, and then your kids can eat, well, you can regov your kids.
Speaker 3I wonder if you can get it's called g LP one.
If you can get a g l P one wait for the two and mix it with testosteron.
Now that's something I would inject.
Speaker 2Can we get hey, all those pharmaceutical those bro pharmaceutical reps listening, Yes, can we brand something?
Can we do a double whammy where it's just the te mix with the g LP genius and get this going.
And it's just called it's called Daddy's milkshake.
Speaker 5Oh, Daddy's milkshaked, Like Dad that's something I would slurp.
Speaker 2Yeah, you want to slurp?
Speaker 3Comes full circle, Let daddy slurp on his milk share.
Speaker 2Do you guys see the the Instagram feed with the guys like I stopped people on the street door in shape, but I ask him how they do it?
Speaker 3Yeah, I don't, And I love that.
Speaker 2There's so many older guys that are like, I work out five days a week, also taking a ton of testosterone, and you go, all right, well it's almost not all, but like it's a lot of these older guys are like, I'm on testosterone.
What do we Okay?
Speaker 6Yeah, your boobs are huge.
Speaker 5Any old guy that's actually very jacked is on testosterum, right.
Speaker 3Or they're Italian and there's no shame in that they're Italian.
Speaker 5I feel there's less shame in testosterrum than the ozempic.
Speaker 4Well, maybe you would feel shame if your body doesn't naturally produce it.
You feel like less of a man.
That's a shame element for some men, And I actually don't.
Speaker 3Shamed publicly.
Speaker 2Some men are shamed at the super Bowl day.
Speaker 4After day after day, and they just kind of have to eat it and be and then they're told now that there there is no shame and that it's fine.
Speaker 2It's well blake.
Speaker 5There's no shame in you having little to no testosterone.
Speaker 2I don't think there was.
Speaker 4I never thought there was until the Super Bowl, where it seemed like I was kind of chastised about it.
Speaker 3Is that Well yeah, sure, dude, the shame came.
The shame.
I think the funny part was how devastating were when you when the numbers came in and yours was the lowest.
Speaker 4No no, no, no, no, no, no, no no, because you know, Marge, margin no, this is fun because it is a five year anniversary, and I kind of wanted to touch upon, you know, our favorite moments.
And you're saying there wasn't shame, but hero after hero was brought on to stage with the Johnny was Joey Chestnut, Donovan McNab and you paraded and berated me in front of these people, and and it didn't feel good.
Speaker 5And we even when even Flutey, Doug Flutie, who is pro t he does the nugenics commercial, Doug.
Speaker 2Flu did you say nugenics.
It's nugenics, right, Okay, good, I thought you said something else.
Okay, they said eugenics commercials.
Different commercial I don't know what that is.
Speaker 5I don't even know where that is.
But Nugenics sixty nine, the nugenics commercials.
And he's pro, he's all about the tea.
So we're talking tea.
Speaker 2With mister Yeah.
Speaker 4But then we went on like Cam Newton's podcast, and you kind of paraded it out there, and it was the way you were presenting it, and I kind of recall you saying like who has the least amount, Who's like the biggest bitch of the group, Like, no, no, no.
Speaker 2I was I think Cam Newton has more testosterone than us.
Speaker 3Well, yeah, absolutely combined.
Speaker 5Well I don't know because I look at the those hats and I go that seems like a low team move right, hot hot, like because it's your peacocky.
So you're like saying like, hey, look at look at me.
Speaker 2Yeah, like can you think that that's an estrogen?
Speaker 3And I feel like that's what Blake's kind of doing with the hair.
Speaker 4This kind of brings us back to the start of the pod where you're saying, you know, you look at someone and you're like, what's their story and are they are they closet?
Speaker 5Right?
Speaker 2Yeah?
Speaker 3But No, I don't think that's the case.
Speaker 2So just so I can get the headline right here, you think Cam Newton's got a feather.
Speaker 4I think he could rock one.
Very easy guy, can rock anything.
And if you go, if you rewind the pod, I wouldn't assume anything about him because of that.
Just I would assume any pretty good quarterback.
Yeah, well, I don't assume anything about anyone.
I've never made an assumption.
Speaker 3I don't know.
I don't know football that well.
But he's great.
But I think dress it's insane.
Speaker 5He's on first take a lot here lately I've been watching he wears multiple vests, like like three or four vests, yeah, and then sweaters underneath it, and then like a like a bow tie.
Speaker 3And then it was insane.
Hat.
I'm like, what is happening?
Speaker 2I mean, look, when when you're worth three hundred million dollars or whatever, you're like, I'll take all four of those vests.
I'll wear them all.
Speaker 3Now, I guess, so you gotta take.
Speaker 4You got to take swings to make trends, to start trends, man, Otherwise.
Speaker 3That what it's all about.
Starting a trend?
Speaker 2Yeah, sure, don't you wish you started six to seven.
Speaker 3Man, it's killer mine.
Speaker 5I would like to start five eight, five eight, good luck, good luck?
Speaker 4Yeah, five eight, maybe five guys got to the root of what six seven is.
Speaker 3I'm sure this is covered on you.
Speaker 2Yeah it's a song, and then yeah it was a and then it was like a kid saying it at some sports game that that got made a fight or whatever.
Hey, guys in the comments come at me.
I don't know if you know, but I think it's that, uh, what's the rapper's name, Trilla, Zilla, scrilla, something like that.
Speaker 3You are so old.
Speaker 2I should not know these things.
And it's okay, I should.
Speaker 10Aniversaries there ei nation still strong, holding strong like they're at a sticks concert with their dad.
Speaker 2I know it doesn't make sense the way children use it.
I love it, Okay, I think it's cool.
I think it's fun that kids are just like six seven six, I like.
Speaker 5I like that they're doing their own thing.
You know, it gives you know, we did you know some all kinds of dumb ship.
Yeah, we were always like saying suck it.
We were asking everyone to suck our digs constantly.
But yeah, but that's I mean, that's timeless.
That's not going out of style.
Well, yeah, you shouldn't do it to random strangers.
It seems problematic, which you would, you would.
I remember we would do it in the mall.
We're just around the mall and just fucking go up to random people and just say suck it.
Yeah, you're like, yeah, man, it's just that that's just like a mom with her two young children.
Speaker 3That we just said suck it is as like a thirteen year old.
Speaker 2And also half of the people doing it don't realize how literal it is.
Speaker 3Yeah, the message is very clear on suck it.
Speaker 2Because you're like, oh, things suck, like that sucks, and you're like, oh, suck it.
Speaker 5It's like, as a kid, you had no idea what we were saying.
But we were literally telling moms with small children who had their hands full with bags walking in and out of sears to suck.
Speaker 3It right over and over and over.
And we would laugh and laugh and not quite realize how fucking insane that is.
And in hindsight it makes us look even cool.
Yeah, man, you guys were renegade.
It makes us look cool.
Speaker 2The fun house mirror of time, I tell you.
Speaker 9Damn, that was cool.
I remember getting any take backs and apologies.
Wait, Adam, you want to kick it off?
Time is the time of this?
Speaker 2A five year man can't Well, you kind of extended a little.
Speaker 3Well, I've got to I've got to go.
I've got a dinner.
Speaker 4I've got to make people to see.
I'm going to get therapy.
Speaker 3I remember getting in trouble real quick.
Yeah, Blake is nowhere.
Speaker 4I have to carve pumpkins tonight.
I do have a very important date.
I cannot wait to carve into some of these pumpkins.
But I did tell some teacher at my school, in elementary school.
Speaker 3I said, I told her to blow me.
Speaker 2You've told this story because.
Speaker 3I had heard it in Yeah, okay, okay.
Speaker 2I don't know if you told a five year anniversary.
Speaker 4It was also that was one of my favorite moments, was telling you guys that, because I really needed to get.
Speaker 3That off my chest.
I like that.
Did you get in trouble?
I did get in trouble?
All right?
Speaker 5Any take backs, any apologies, any epic slam, Shut up, bitch.
Speaker 2I have two of those moments.
And maybe since it's the maybe this is a fifth year anniversary, maybe I've talked about this before.
We can bring it back up, but I called the teacher despicable, like Daffy Duck style, and I got like sent to the hallway.
See yeah, freaking, And then another one for like we were reading Romeo and Juliet and she was like, you know, what are they doing as they're like meeting each other and she was looking for the word courting, I guess, and I was like, you know, it's like before they hook up, it's like the fore play, and she was like, hallway called my fucking home, left a voicemail, was like, your son said the word foreplay.
I bolted home and deleted that fucking message so fast.
Speaker 3Nice.
I loved that.
Speaker 5That was such a solid, unreal very I said in eighth grade science class, I was reading aloud and said I was supposed to say organism, but said orgasms.
I said that like three times.
By the way, I didn't mean to do it.
It just came out because I think.
Speaker 2This happened time and time again.
Speaker 3Yea, And then I got it.
She made me go in the hall and she's like, you really expect me to believe you meant to say You didn't mean to say orgasm?
Speaker 2Adam Devine class clown.
Speaker 3Yeah, class clown, and I'm like, I honestly did.
Speaker 2Comedian of the kid who's always like.
Speaker 4Right, yeah, okay, sure, uh huh, tell me where I'm got and you.
Speaker 2Gotta and Adam, you got to see where she's coming from.
Speaker 5Who's constantly screaming at me outside of a sears two years prior.
Speaker 4You to suck you literally just told my my niece to suffer.
Speaker 6Your boobs are huge, yeah.
Speaker 2And she was like, I'll give you an orgasm, and you go, hey.
Speaker 4What are there any apologies takebacks from the last five years?
Maybe something you guys want to apologize for at all.
I stand by everything.
Speaker 5I just wish, uh you know some people would come out to the Lost Vegas.
Speaker 2That come on out to Vegas.
Speaker 5I would love that show on November twentieth.
It's gonna be a blast.
I expect to have a lot of fun.
I might go a day early.
I might take the wife a day early, get a nice room and finally have sex with her again.
Speaker 2Nice.
Speaker 3Great.
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Speaker 5Absolutely did I did I tell you guys that my uh German teacher?
When I was in Lincoln for the football game, some old guy comes up to me and it's a bunch of college kids at this bar, right, so there's just I'm surrounded by college kids and then the one old guy goes, h adam nuh and he's boring into his face and he's going huh.
And I'm like, hey man, and he goes remember me, and I'm like, I do not, I do not.
Speaker 3And I'm like oh yeah.
Speaker 2No, yeah, no yeah.
Speaker 3And he goes, huh what is it?
And I'm like, no, uh uh?
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Speaker 6Charger?
Speaker 3Did you remind me?
And then he was like high school and I'm like high school?
High school?
You worked at the high school and.
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Speaker 3Janitor, did I tell you to suck it?
And he made me second step it off for two minutes and then he goes hair Seeger and I'm I'm like, oh, yeah, okay, should have just led with Hey, it's harr Seeger from high school.
Speaker 2Daddy, Daddy.
Speaker 3I also I need to bring up before we bounce my high school football team.
It's one of the best in the nation.
Yeah.
Yes, Millard's South Patriot, Millard South Patriots.
Speaker 5They are fucking dominated that way.
Speaker 3I've been watched.
I've been showing Chloe like highlight videos for the past like week.
Speaker 2Look at how strong these kids are.
Look at these boys.
They could lift me above their head.
Speaker 5They've scored two hundred and eighty points to the opponent's fourteen.
They've only had two touchdowns scored on them the whole season.
Speaker 2What's the story?
Is it a is there a star player or something or what?
Speaker 3Yeah?
They have something like fifteen kids that are going to D one that have already committed to D one schools.
Wow.
Their their start.
They're starting quarterback is named jet Tamala.
Speaker 2Oh yeah, yeah, this is all happened.
Speaker 3Yeah, this is you guys.
Speaker 2Won shout out to Jackson Dark by the way.
Speaker 3He's and he's six' five two.
Thirty that's THE.
Qb, yeah and they're a wide star wide receiver is six seven two fifty six seven.
Six could you imagine at like high?
School, dude, BEAUTIFUL i would slurp that.
Speaker 5Guy teams are teams are saying it's not safe to play them and are forfeiting.
Speaker 3Games, yeah that.
Speaker 2Doesn't because they don't want their players to get.
Hurt what division are?
There they're like the top division in their?
State in?
State, yeah, yeah, yeah BECAUSE i know some of those littler division schools are like.
Speaker 3What we're, Good we're.
Good, yeah there's there's fifty perade lass of eighty.
Kids.
Speaker 5Yeah Oh patriots, Man, yeah it's pretty it's pretty.
Exciting over the past few, Years I've i've been here in.
Rumbling it's like you're coming back for a game And i'm like for.
Speaker 2And so are these boys staying in?
State are you?
Going are you knocking on lockers and, saying, hey, guys let's keep it in.
Speaker 5State, well that's What i'm, saying is All they're all going like our quarterbacks going To.
Speaker 3Alabama i'm, like the.
Speaker 5FUCKER i think what it is is we have a really great quarterback now and he's a senior.
Speaker 3And he's going to go so he's not going to get a.
Spot so he's not going to get a.
Speaker 2Spot god, Right alabama needs him politics.
Speaker 5Apparently but but the list they on that highlight VIDEO i posted there was.
Speaker 3Like a list of fifteen schools and none of them are going To.
Nebraska i'm, like what is happening?
Speaker 2Here, Well nebraska is on a run right.
Now and shout out to The university Of wisconsin's football.
Team they've gone two weekends without.
Scoring pretty.
COOL i don't know if that's a record of some, sort but, okay very.
Speaker 5Cool AND i picked shout up to The.
Dodgers i've been to a lot of games this.
Postseason i've been to like four or four games this.
Postseason i'm going to go to a game during The World.
Series very excited About.
Speaker 2Were you at the?
One were you at the?
Speaker 5ONE i went To day?
FOUR i could have went to the.
One the showy, Show yeah We're.
Speaker 2SHOTANI i don't know, baseball BUT i watched like a YouTube rundown of why that game was so insane AND i was, like.
Speaker 3Oh, yeah he won the game by.
Himself, yeah it was truly.
Unbelievable and he's been having a hard time this.
Speaker 4Postseason so, YEAH i think they're gonna take it.
All, well you, Know i'll shout out with The Seattle.
Mariners i'm Really i'm really sorry that they didn't make it to The World series.
Speaker 3TOO i.
WAS i was disappointed as.
WELL i was just pulling for, him but good For toronto as, well only BECAUSE i know a lot Of Seattle mariners.
Speaker 4Fans, yeah and they've never been to The World series, ever the only team.
Speaker 2Left not even in the what's his Name junior, Days.
Speaker 4Griffy, no, no never made, it never made it to the, SHOW i guess Unless i'm completely wrong and people jump down my.
Speaker 3Throat and with that, said you, know T I i.
Speaker 4Nation five years, later it feels like yesterday we started this, thing but it also it feels like a long time.
Speaker 3Ago it's been very.
Speaker 5Awesome it has been some of the best times of my life have been doing this.
Podcast that tour was incredible and it's fun meeting you.
GUYS i hope to be more of you In.
Vegas and more of you during the.
Speaker 4Cruise.
Speaker 3Yeah, absolutely it's gonna be a Black we love doing the.
Speaker 5Podcast thank you so, much so much for, listening and you, know spread the.
Speaker 3Word we love doing.
Speaker 5It we want to do it for a dozen more years or maybe thirty more, days we don't.
Speaker 2Know is it crazy to say happy anniversary to our?
Fans oh my.
Speaker 3God, Absolutely it's not just.
Speaker 2Us you guys are part of.
Speaker 4This anybody who's been rocking with us since f, one we f with.
Speaker 2You and even if you're a sixty year old, man if you've been rocking with us since f, one yes.
Speaker 5Please and and also even if you're brand new and you just started last week and you're, like best of what is?
Speaker 3This and then you're, like oh this is pretty?
Good thank, You welcome.
Speaker 5Aboard we love you, guys and To andors And, blake thank you guys so.
Much you guys have been such great co hosts of this.
Show it's been so.
Fun we've got such a great.
Friendship but doing the, podcast it's it's, sharpens it sharpens our comedic.
Speaker 2Skills it's such a tonic to my.
Speaker 3SOUL i love.
It, uh you, Know, kyle you, Guys kyle you guys are very much.
Alive you.
Speaker 4Guys thank you guys so.
Much you keep me giggling AND i just love it all.
Speaker 3Right and that was another.
Episode Import.
Speaker 4Anniversary, Boys happy, Anniversary happy anniversary.
Speaker 2Boys oh, stick, YEAH i hope it gets to.
YOU i mean it's, unbelievable isn't music?
Crazy because you're like this was huge and they're like absolutely massive.
Speaker 4Stadiums, MAN i should have played it because that is very, funny just like.
Speaker 2Come, out come bound and down and they're just.
Speaker 5Rockers, alright just we're, done alrighty