Welcome to This Is Important, a production of iHeart Radio, the show where we talk about what's obviously most critically crucially important today.

On This Is Important, I'm mainlining chili with the rest of the people generation next.

This was an absolutely grotesque, wild, wild smell.

If you're woke, then I'm hitting snooze.

Okay, let's go.

We're perfect.

Oh, dude, look at my hat.

We're back.

Coaching staff.

Coaching staff is back.

Wha what staff is back?

Dude?

Who didn't get fired?

We're back, but we're back.

That's all right?

You all ready for this?

Come on?

If you guys had to coach a bunch of college boys, what team would it be?

And you can't say gymnastics, that's oh you're saying.

Oh, you mean what sport it would be?

What sports?

You're saying what team?

The red go big Red Nebraska?

Yeah, I guess I mean what sport?

And then you can say what's school?

If that?

If that floats your both, I would love to coach ping pong, table tennis.

I think that would be sick dude.

Okay, but it's also what you would be the best at.

Right, Well, maybe I just know the game, Okay, I guess you know.

I mean, you're not very good at ping pong, So what, dude, You're fine, pretty good.

I as good as I am, and I'm not that good.

I think you're pretty good.

Yeah, okay, Blake, you got it, man, I think you're pretty smatching baby.

So Blake would do ping pong?

Thank you?

Almost surely doesn't exist.

Yeah, in the Olympics, so that you would really do that over like what you want me to coach?

Men and a football game that's not gonna happen.

It's not gonna.

Happen at Miami and just fly around on the country with a bunch of dudes.

Come on, I watch you on the line.

I want you charge them for that ball.

Dude, Is that how you talk?

I don't.

You don't even have to talk like that.

It is.

It is kind of how he talks.

He was doing an impression of himself and it was, yeah, pretty spot on.

I'm like, why are you teasing your smell?

That's not you know, it's nothing wrong with that.

I don't know.

I mean, I feel like, Adam, you're not coaching basketball, not head coach.

You used to be honest on the on the staff.

Oh, like the.

Hats of Yeah, well, if I'm on the staff, then I'm basically a mascot, you know, So then you learn it could be anything.

I mean, college football, that's where it's at.

That's the most fun.

We love it.

And if you're just way down on the bench, you're at the last chair, they're like, yeah, I guess we put another chair.

You're basically like the down center kid.

They allow to like do laundry, you know.

Okay, that's that's who I am.

Do they even allow that anymore?

Yeah?

They do?

Or do they just dress them up like Batman and make them do loner?

Is that a thing?

Who are we reference?

Did they ever do that?

I did, like they like dressed up some kids like Batman and like for make a waish.

Oh no, I remember that.

That was something cool.

That was like this little kid who was like terminally ill and then they like let him pretend to be Batman.

It was fucking cool.

You know, we're talking about don syndrome kids and their ability to do laundry.

Which no, I'm talking terminally ill children.

Yeah yeah, right, what about being the guy who he like, there's two guys that are clutched.

The dude who unspools the like headset line for the head coach, right, and then there's the guy who just holds onto the belt of the coach who like pulls him back.

Oh yeah, I love that, where like you kind of I feel like that's who I would be on the sideline.

It's just kind of holding onto the coach for dear.

Line, holding the coach's belt.

That's sick.

It reminds me of.

Like like a chick on a motorcycle just in the belt loops.

Oh so hot, dude.

I love when the belt loops on when when I'm on my bike.

Dude.

I remember when I rode a motorcycle for the six months and crashed it eleven times.

I remember I didn't even have my motorcycle license yet.

I maybe have never driven a motorcycle.

And I rented a motorcycle in Hawaii from Turtle Bay for the north shore of o Wahu.

They just let you take one.

They were like, hey, can you ride one?

And I was like, yeah, well you're famous.

You got this, you got this.

I crashed it immediately, but then Chloe never even found that.

No, Chloe was with me.

She uh yeah, she we both fell off.

She put her life in my hands, and she absolutely shouldn't have because I did not know how to drive a motorcycle.

She said, do you know how to drive a motorcycle?

And then I said, we'll find out.

Do you know how to ride?

Let's go.

You said, we'll find out.

We'll find out who got on and she he laughed, thinking it was a joke.

It wasn't.

It wasn't a joke.

Oh, you're just silly.

And what what are you guys?

I mean, because it's Hawaii, I imagine you guys are like sleeveless.

We've got a few ties in the system.

How are we going down there?

I think there is photos.

I think I was wearing jeans.

They made us a boy.

I think it's part of the deal to give me the bike.

They made me do like a full on photo shoot.

Oh nice, it's science.

This ship is important.

The Instagram account will find these photos.

That person is so damn good at finding deep cut pots.

We meet her investigated on the tour.

Yeah, I think we've met her.

Yeah she was cool.

Shout out to her.

Hopefully she's coming on the cruise.

I think she is.

I that's guarantee she's going to find these photos because it's they made Chloe and I like post for a bunch of photos.

I see you're already doing your posing for.

A bunch of photos.

You definitely talk about taking pictures without changing his face.

He built for this, bro, you gotta look cool when you're taking it's taking pictures.

Oh dude, Adam.

That remind member when we were in New Orleans and and your your photo was on the wall.

What what bar was that?

Lafitte?

So oh, Lafitte's blacksmith.

Yeah.

Oh man, it's such a good photo too.

Oh dude, I'm also blackout.

It's really good that photo was.

I think we've talked about this and we must.

During the Red dress run, so yeah, that's right.

That's where everyone, like hundreds and hundreds of people run through the French Quarter wearing a red dress.

There's some significance to it.

I can't remember what it's about.

But we were there for a sad event.

It was Chloe's grandmother's funeral, so we were there and then this is after the funeral, we're drinking the paint away.

Uh sea someone where someone gives.

Let's get at.

Let's add let's have some ap Grandma they gave me a red bandana, So I tie this red banana around my head like towards then with the thing the front in the front exactly, and then we go to Lafitte's.

If you're at Lafitte's Blacksmith in New Orleans, it's at the end of the French Quarter, you'll see it.

It's at the front, in the front.

Right as you walk in.

It says Adam Devine.

But then it says the name of the movie that you know me from.

Pitch Perfect.

It says Adam Devine, Pitch Perfect.

No one else of the hundreds.

Of other celebrity photographs that are hanging up in this bar say the name of what you.

Know them from?

Nicholas Cage, you know what you know them from?

Man, Come on, sure, But.

You're saying, other wish you were famous enough that they didn't have to.

Kind of wish or just don't Are.

There other people from Pitch Perfect with their photos up that it doesn't say.

I don't know if anyone else.

I don't know if she's hanging is she does it say from Pitch Perfect?

I don't think it does.

Yeah, it was a bummer.

It kind of was like, well, they don't hang me up if you have to explain it.

Okay, Well, I have my picture up at Kinders Meats in the Bay Area, and I was, is that where Kinders?

It definitely is, Yes, shout out local legends.

Well, they have their barbecue sauce in stores.

It's very delicious.

You got it.

That's where I've seen.

Got a shout out to Kinders.

Love them.

But my pictures up there and I was wearing a hat backwards, so evidently that makes me uh unrecognizable, so they had to put my mixture in the corner from Workaholics so they know who it is.

But still I feel very honored to be up there next to E forty.

Thank you so much.

Yeah, I feel like they could have just said, Adam Divine, I do look insane.

Then you do.

It's also good if you're in one, because I'm drinking like a purple drank, so my lips are all like purple looking.

I was it might be like a believe it or not, that's Adam Divine, And they're like a different Adam Divine.

It's like, no Adam Divine from Pitch Perfect, Like this is the one we're talking about.

Yeah, They're like, oh, Jesus, he looks horrific.

Durs.

Do you have your off?

Do you have your photo up in any establishments?

Or we're still waiting for the day.

I'm up at Mustard's Last Stand in.

Ap Okay, go off.

That's big time.

That's big time.

I love that local.

That's all I want.

We've been there.

I'm I'm up in some place in San Diego where I did this like photo shoot.

It was one of the very first ones I think I ever got asked to do.

I forgot about your modeling days.

Yeah, so it's like the first solo magazine I ever got to do.

I think Isaac got me the gig.

In like every single one of the pictures, I'm like shirtless in like some kind of a suit.

They're the worst pictures.

I hate them.

What shirtless and suits?

Yes, like blazer, no shirt.

It's it's bad.

They're like plaid suits.

It's bad, dude, It's terrible.

I feel Okay, So hopefully those don't resurface.

No, that shit's important.

It's gonna dig those how they create.

Know, Yeah, I think they're very readily available.

They're they're terrible.

Yeah, I think I'm up at Prince Street pizza in New York.

Oh okay, hell.

Yeah, that's my They got one in Pasadena.

I think I'm probably up there too then, because I'm I'm also there's a Prince.

Street now in Orange County.

Hello, go Prince And someone just a month or two back said, oh, you're hanging up at the Prince Street Pizza and I'm like, I've never been in that establishment.

So I think they just took the photos from the New York one, scan them, and.

I don't order.

I don't order from anywhere else.

Now, Okay, I mean they're pretty great.

They came to Pasadena, and I'm like, go time.

Okay, I like that.

Yeah, they're great, they're great pizza.

I am.

I am a little bit like then, if you're the Pasadena location, you got to you got it.

You have the pizza.

That's enough.

Okay, you don't need to take the photos.

You've got to start your own photos.

Yes, yes, okay, you know when someone comes in of note, of course, yeah, then you take your photo.

And there they came into the pasaden a location.

You can't take the New York photos and bring them out here.

I like that.

That's a that's a cool stance.

I like that.

Yeah, it's a little it's a little fake out.

It's a little bit of a fake Yeah.

Also, like a part of me is also like what I mean, I guess I do like some places that hang up pictures of people who visited there.

But at the same time, I'm like, what is this for?

Who cares?

Yeah, well, it's it's for children, is it?

Yeah?

Something to look at.

Children are like, look, there's James Gandolphini in nineteen ninety seven.

Well, no, it's for it's for people like me too.

If I see that John Claude van Dam has been there, I'm gonna I'm gonna go back.

Yeah, Like that's gonna get me there.

Yeah, that's kind of cool.

I think.

I like when they have the drawings of the people who've been there, if they do, like the caricatures.

I don't know, that's a little more fun for me than just like some crazy picture where they're like, we have to explain that this is Blake Anderson and Adam Divine from Pitch Perfect.

I don't know, I don't know.

Yeah, dry cleaners is really cool.

Dry cleaners.

It's funny.

Dry cleaners.

It's funny because you're it's used like news people and then Jeff Goldblum, Yeah.

Jeff Goldblum, But like I feel like LA does that a lot.

You'll walk into like a dry cleaners and there's just old photos.

You're like, oh, okay, so Sid Caesar used to come in here, right, huh?

And Adam, I know you, I know the I already know the answer for you.

But like when you moved to LA and you saw like headshots up in dry cleaners, were you like, someday, motherfucker, some day I.

Have something more dry cleaning.

I mean, I'm sure, are you like.

Yep, I can't wait to be up in four seasons cleaners on warel Avenue.

I can't remember thinking that, but yeah, absolutely I did, for sure, without a doubt.

I'm a psychopath.

You were like you might want to make a little room over there.

Excuse me.

They're like, dude, all you do is dry clean one snap button flannel every ten months.

We can't put you up.

You're giving us five dollars a year.

Yeah, I don't.

I don't wash the snap button flannel.

I just I keep wearing it until so I drag c.

Let me guess you got another gi just staying on the lucky Eu jeans.

It's not coming out, pal, I'm sorry.

Hey, guys is back.

He's back, He's back, Lucky you.

Yeah, so you're gonna want to move the fifth lead from Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Dallas Range the weather guy here in La.

Did you put me next to Mark Brown?

Please?

Think you be right right there?

Thank you?

No.

I remember seeing it at that Ambroselicker that was, oh yeah, right down the street from Blake and Ey's home in Lake Hollywood.

We did build a home.

We had all that.

Was a home together.

Man, that was such a fun house.

I was talking about that house recently.

It was how is that Blake and I moved into right after we left the Workaholics house and we rented a truly dumb like young TV star pad.

It was silly.

There was a sunken fire pit with shag carpet.

Yes, that was filled with fury.

White was white fur?

Uh.

Anders puked on it the very second he he laid laid on it.

This thing never removed.

He even got that.

They got a thing from like home depot like shampoo it out.

I felt bad, well, it was it was literally Durs came over.

He's like we got a Chris in the new pad and by the way, by by Chrissy, it just meants was going to crash a blackout drunk and the three of us, we're going to get blackout drunk with nothing.

It's not like we had a party or there was like we had grown.

There was nothing fun or cool happening.

Yeah, it was us getting blackout druck.

It was just Blake DJing from an iPod.

Yeah.

Yeah, and uh endures puking next to where he's laying, which seems to be a theme.

Yeah, it's kind of a sleep puker, which is very dangerous.

Yeah, very dangerous.

That's how Jimmy died.

Man pew can't get me.

I hope that doesn't.

And that that house, that house was truly fucking sick.

That was such a fun house.

That was a Dinosaurs on the root.

I remember one of our proudest parties.

We had a Panda Express.

We got a bunch catered and we had so much orange chicken that it fucked with like my sinuses.

It was.

That's balling, dude, that's real baller ship dude.

I'll tell you guys.

When I peeked.

Notice me sent by notice me.

I mean it is kind of downhill from there.

Yeah, kidding me.

Remember when Goons, my old assistant and best buddy, he had a birthday party and he wanted oysters.

So I got something like six dozen oysters and we shucked them there at the beginning of the party, and we're all eating oysters in the kitchen and then we all get so drunk, and it's a huge party.

There's well over one hundred people.

We just leave the oysters and the oyster juice out all night until the next day.

And that next morning, when I walked into our kitchen like a horror house, it was like it was revulsive, Like it was truly fouled, you know what.

I sometimes the next morning after a party was gross.

It was like.

Beer like somebody threw up in the shag.

Yes, it's a little sticky or something.

This was an absolutely grotesque, wild, wild smell.

Yeah, oysters shouldn't be allowed at parties where you get that.

I feel like that's a little more refined.

Was in charge of that.

I think oysters should be allowed at a party when that party is catered and they're taking it away and someone.

I was just gonna saone gotta be someone carrying it and passing them out.

Yes, and and and it's.

Can't someone's passing out all.

Can't just be the random homie it's gone.

It can't just be at one of our degenerate, dirty parties.

Bro, I just.

Scraped these oysters off the fucking ground.

Dude, Let's get at this what we did.

We had a hook up at like it was.

It came from a proper place and they were als.

But uh, good for you.

But we did not clean up after ourselves.

And so I know you eat oysters like they're like when you shuck it, that's when you like pop off the top.

Is that what we're saying?

Yeah, use the little knife called the little special knife.

Oyster shuar do?

How do you eat a clam?

No?

You steam them and they open up?

Yeah?

Okay?

And then but I don't think you're supposed to eat raw clams, is that right?

I don't I don't know that.

I don't think clams are to be eating raw.

I think oysters are clams.

You gotta you gotta.

I don't know how real that is, bam.

I'm also guessing yese me that raw clam.

But I've never heard people eating raw clam unless they're talking.

Yeah, you're right, thank you, Okay, I mean you might be right.

He likes his clams steamy.

Hey man, No, no, no, yes, you can eat raw clams.

They are a popular delicacy in some cultures.

Cultures.

Yeah, these are like iron stomachs.

It says, not the cool ones.

Yeah, because it's like Antarctica.

No no, no, raw clams.

Yeah, yeah, you can eat them, it says, very much, very much.

So all clams served on ice, just like just like oysters.

I'm just looking for any explanation.

He's like, yeah, yeah, rock.

Land, but they're so small.

Clams are small, right, dude?

How big are oysters?

Oysters are big as fuck?

Yeah they're huge, but also they can be small.

You don't know, ship, Blake, you're just talking.

I do know ship.

Oysters are big, clams are small.

Hey, And can I say real quick, what.

Hey, what's a rocky what's a Rocky Mountain oyster?

That's balls?

Those as Okay, Okay, this is important.

Thank you.

So Blake gave us so much ship on the last podcast.

And and I'd like to apologize for having to do a best of but life, man, you know, sometimes it gets in the way life.

Life is a highway.

It's a highway.

We don't like to do it.

We like to come with this hot hot heat once a week.

Uh.

And we're sorry that we had to give a best hub.

But the week prior when Blake was saying and giving us ship for how far we got in a uh millionaire who wants to be a millionaire?

Oh?

Boy, yes, I finally watched the episode.

Okay, you watched your millionaire episode and we did great.

We got very far.

We got there was four more questions to the million dollar question.

M that's pretty damn far.

Okay, and wait, so for after we would have gotten that because I only watched the last two questions we got.

Why the hell didn't you guys just watched You guys were only on for like thirty minutes.

You canna sit through the fucking app My.

Kids and wife were watching it when I came in, and I was like, oh, here we go, And then I watched those fucking knuckleheads after us got the easiest questions in the world.

What Helen Hunt?

Come on?

Hellen Hunt was on?

Yeah?

Now is it love?

Now?

Do you think it was easy?

Because you were sitting at home watching it.

Yes, it's always easier from the couch.

Come on, everybody's a pro on the couch.

No, dude, listen to it.

Listen to how dude the complicated.

Look, I'm not saying that the month one with the oysters is a hard question, okay, but it takes like actual deductive reasoning of like going through all the months by letter to like do it, as opposed to just knowing a thing.

Do you know what I'm saying, I'm a dumbass.

Yeah, well, I mean some people know what months to eat oysters if you're super familiar with the oysters.

Yeah, that, but the question is what letter which, By the way, I did know it.

But also that seems like a super easy question to me because you can deduce it.

It's like simple.

But that's my point is that that's my point.

But it takes like you need to do a bunch of steps as opposed to just knowing your.

Like super easy question.

Yeah, like how many stars are in the American flag?

Right?

You should just know that?

How much?

You should just know fifty you dumb fuck what?

I thought we're at the fifty one?

I thought we.

Added we're not getting Greenland.

I thought we added one QS, so dumb.

Trump is my star, so dumb.

No, I just by the way for sure.

Yes, it's easier to get from home in the comfort of your own kitchen, but the questions were easier.

Yeah, maybe they kind of.

People were texting me going why did they get the softballs?

And I go, hey, I gotta watch it.

I love this, dude, I love I love doing game shows.

I loved it is very fun now.

I love doing game shows because you get I feel like more than even when I'm on a show, like when it comes out, I get people.

I get a dozen texts right.

Away of people being like, oh shit, that was a hard question, or I can't believe you didn't get that one, or whatever it is.

They'll reach out.

But is it definitely over forty demo?

I mean it's yeah, my friend, so we're right around there.

But I mean, like parent, it was like my parents' friends were like fucking blowing up.

Like I was talking to my aunt for the first time in a long time.

It was really cool.

Traditional TV watchers catch it.

Nobody younger than me reached out to be like hey, I was flipping channels and came.

Across damn you know.

Yeah, but we didn't flip channels.

We just watched it on Hulu.

That's true, but TV used to just turn off.

God damn, this is the way.

Uh.

Do you even know anyone younger than you?

Yes?

Like, don't say sistically?

How many?

How many?

What do you?

I don't even understand?

Like, do you know any twenty year olds?

Do you have any twenty year old friends in your life?

Friends?

Yeah?

Man, I'm sorry.

I realized you don't consider people friends.

Well, I don't have I don't have anything.

I don't have any like friends.

But I've worked, I've been like, I've been in like casts with people who are younger I work friends, so I guess, and so like, I'll get lunch in every like once a year with a few people who I've worked with before who are in their twenties or early thirties.

Wow.

Cool, that's actually better than I do.

Or I don't.

Well, I just throw on my wide leg jeans and I say, let's go get a breakfast taco or something cool, get cheese inwich or something.

I don't know.

I put on my my baseball hat backwards.

Man, that's pretty sick, young Gord.

I like that and I say, hey, let's go to a vegan restaurant.

Yeah, that's real cutting edge stuff.

Yeah, a little little vegan reuben.

I'm main I'm mainlining chili with the rest of the people generation next.

Hell yeah, dude, remember when we for Kyle's birthday.

Kyle was in town and it was his birthday, and we were all like, hey, let's go get breakfast for Kyle's birthday, Like you really like that?

And I drove up from Orange County to just for this birthday at breakfast, and we then went to a vegan restaurant and after we all ordered their garbage, disgusting vegan food that left my bowels a wreck.

It's pretty good water trash.

Kyle then goes, oh, I'm not I eat meat now, I'm not vegan anymore.

We could have went to any restaurant, dude, that was devastating.

Did he suggest it?

No, there's just a blake manove, it's really good.

It's a really good restaurant.

I do remember us being like, he's a vegan blake on, let's go here, and you going fuck that ship and we're like, but it's his birthday.

Yeah, it was his birthday.

It was really good.

But then yes to just throw in our face that he's no longer a vegan.

That was we don't know anything about the guy anymore.

And that's another reason why he's not allowed back on the podcast.

Yeah, he's not coming back.

It's that we're not letting him in.

We're not.

We're not.

We have closed the gates on the Aruba Lord.

I think we announced this, by the way, because the Lords were like.

Flipping, have we been doing the podcast longer without him than we did it with him?

It feels like we have frea sea.

I don't know.

There's no way to tell.

There's literally no way to know.

There's no Oh a crazy thing happened to me.

Okay, I mean it's not even that great.

Like I say, I've said that in the past, and I shipped out a rotis chicken string.

Yeah, so we're bracing ourselves.

I'm strap it's not like that.

What didn't you kill this.

On the scale of maggots in your hair to string the pool?

Yes, yes I did.

There was no maggots in my hair and noisy chickens string boring.

So I met Diddy's house go ahead.

So the other morning, my parents they were here they visited for two weeks.

My parents were with hell yeah, yeah it was it was great, and they were leaving.

My dad is on oxygen now, so he hasn't oxygen.

He's got the little like does he have a tank or that new school like thing that makes the air that's super light?

What's that?

Well he has that, uh, but of.

Course so sick.

So guess what he forgot it?

Oh?

No, that it's important at your crab.

No, he forgot it in Missouri.

Oh fun, he traveled without it, and then he gets here and he's like all out of breath and he's like, I need oxygen and I'm like, how did you?

Yeah, man, breathe it in Welcome to the Beach.

I'm like, how did you forget the thing that you need to live?

Yeah?

Are you like blowing in his face?

What's happening?

It's absolutely insane.

So we had to like get an oxygen tank here, and they could only have like the big rolling one.

So he has this oxygen tank, We get a we get an uber.

We scheduled one, or my mom scheduled one for the next morning.

Of course she spends like the absolute cheapest amount you can spend to get the car and it was like, I mean it literally was like it was tuck.

It was like the the bumper was duck taped on.

I'm not making this up.

It's like I dare you.

To get inside.

And then we get out there and I'm like, Dad, where where is it?

Uh?

And he's like, I don't know.

We said it for this time and I'm like okay.

I'm like, well, you know, I have a bunch of stuff to do this morning, else i'd be driving you.

And he's like, no, don't worry about it.

We got the super It's nowhere to be found.

I look up a block, a block and a half up my street, there's a light.

There's a car that's held together by duct tape that looks like a piece of shit.

It has its blinking lights on, its hazard lights.

I'm like, I bet that's it.

My dad's like, why would he be a block and a half away, And I'm like, fuck, if I know, I see the lights turn off.

He does a UI.

He comes back to.

Us, He slows down and he goes, I was waiting for you guys, And I'm like, what do you mean, right?

You should be waiting in front of the house and he goes.

He goes, I just canceled the trip.

I was waiting for you guys.

And I go, well, you gotta wait.

In front of the home.

There's plenty of here.

No, I don't, yeah, and my dad And my dad goes, well, are you gonna take us to the airport or not?

And the guy go he sees my dad with an oxygen tube in his nose, with an oxygen tank, holding luggage.

I'm holding luggage.

My mom's out there, my wife's out there, I'm holding.

A baby bowing on the roof.

Yeah, and uh and he goes, uh, well, not with that attitude, I'm not And I go, what attitude, man, you just canceled the thing.

You were all the way up the street.

And he goes, I don't like your attitude either, and I go what.

And then of course I'm like, well, I don't like your attitude.

Oh no, this is what happens in two scorpios made on the street.

Here here we go, and I go, I don't like your attitude, and he goes, I don't have to deal with fucking I don't fucking have to deal with this.

And I go, oh, so now we're cursing and I go get out of here, you dusty motherfucker.

And I don't know why Dusty set this guy off, and he goes Dusty, Dusty.

I'm pissed.

Yeah, I'm not a dusty motherfucker.

Fuck out.

And by the way, tay bitch I called him Dusty.

He was the dude.

We're five feet away, We're screaming at each other through his open window, of his knees.

You want to see Dusty.

You want to see Dusty.

And then he drives away so slowly, like one mile an hour, just drives away, screaming curse words out of the window.

So then I had to Then I had to cancel the things I had to do that morning to take to drive my parents to the airport.

God damn, I was hoping.

You say you had to cancel that uber and then re get it Uber and then he just had to come back.

Yeah, you guys changed shirts real quick and put on like an axe.

What's up man to the airport?

No, my my mom was devastated, oh man, devastated that she had to because he canceled, so she had to pay the ten dollars.

Oh fuck, And she was devastated.

And it took her the forty minutes it took to get to the airport to figure out how to get her ten dollars back, and she was like, oh, thank god, Oh thank god.

And I'm like, well, maybe if we did.

From the back of the Uber XL that you put them in to finally get to the airport.

No, I had to drive them.

Oh man, you drove.

I canceled my shit because it was just too late.

Yeah, you couldn't get an Uber XL Like, dude, those aren't cruising.

No, well just kind of down where we live.

There's not like ubers that are just cruising around our neighborhood really, so it usually will take another fifteen to twenty minutes for them to get there.

So it was just a total shit show.

But I've never had an experience like that where I think he must have seen once he accepted it and was there, must have seen that it was going to go to the airport and he didn't want to go to the airport.

Yeah.

Is that how it works?

They accept it and then find.

Out I think, well, they're so yeah, and you know, I think that's kind of like against the ode.

But I thought they saw where it goes and all.

That, but yeah, that's kind of a bummer.

No.

I was told that after you fully accept it and you're there, that's when it shows you where it's going.

That's probably better.

That seems No, no, no, that seems that's unethical because then someone's gonna be like, they're taking me to Indiana.

You can't, it can't.

It has to be.

They have to know where they're going, otherwise they're gonna end up in Long Beach from.

Like that's what I've been told what it is, or else or else.

If you're going somewhere that they don't necessarily want to go, they refuse your trip.

Then they refuse so so you can't get a ride.

But I think that that's what happens to me sometimes, like ubers just will not pick me up because they don't want to go where I'm going.

No, that's no.

Yes, that happens a lot.

Is because you're rating.

No, yeah, I know it happens to you a lot.

It's because your rating is so low because you get in there's without a doubt, without a doubt.

Give me the ox, give me the give me the ox, give me the it's it being so drunk that you like will put your feet on the absolutely where are you from?

About?

I am a good I am a good passenger, dude, You're I'm like, I'm like, are you're a very drunk?

The time that you're in an uber?

Half the time the right back the way there, I'm very sober and I'm very go Yeah, so I bet on the right home.

I bet you have a low I don't.

You're tripping, dude?

Can you see?

I used to I used to have I used to have a rope.

That doesn't mean I do have a good rate of dusty ass us buster, but I also to Just to finish that story, let's put.

A bow on it, let's piggyback.

I don't know why I called it, well, just because he seemed dusty.

Everything about this guy just seemed like he needed to take a shower and put.

Some lotion on it.

He seemed dusty.

And that's the first thing that popped out of my head.

I'm like, are you dusty?

Motherfucker?

He's hurt that he must have he.

Must have come from a long line of dust.

Yeah, you must speak called dusty in the bath.

Yeah.

Maybe he was a mummy and it sent him over the He went from he was pretty hot.

I would say he was seventy percent and then he just went two hundred and fifty.

He was pretty hot, like pretty fuming.

You get it.

Yeah, full damn dude would And by the way, this is seven thirty in the morning.

Yeah, this is not.

This is not probably hadn't.

The end of his shift of the beginning.

Yeah, that sounds like he was probably like delusional.

He's on lack of.

He thought you said dusky, and he's like tough, motherfucker's hard, motherfucker getting radical.

I'm gonna preface this by saying I've texted and driven.

That's that's out there.

Okay, Okay, that's that's brave of you.

Yeah, thank you, thank you for telling your truth.

Man.

No, what I'm just saying, hang out.

Okay, when you guys are in an uber and the driver's just fucking driving and texting, no, are you cool with that?

I've never seen a driver text ever.

Really, No, dude, I've I've been in an uber before where he's offered me alcohol somebody.

Well, that's cool, that's five stars.

But I'm talking about just your run of the mill, like on the way to the airport or is this on the way the airport or is this like you're talking about like nighttime thing right, like a dude's a dude's got like a side hustle where he's handing out fucking bud light line.

No, no, no, I don't think it was.

I I think it was maybe like eight pm.

And he was like, yo, you want to pull of this?

And he's like giving you hit the cup he's drinking out of, or he's like I can sell you a beer.

He had a cup in.

His cup holder, and then uh, talking about where we're going.

Where we got from the game a little bit.

I said, yeah, we had a couple of drinks at the crib.

Now we're now we're going to wherever?

And it was in Hollywood and he pulled out a bottle damn yeh uh of like schnopps and was like what you want to hit of this?

And I was like maybe, and Chloe was like, do not take a hit of that.

Man's good kissed me for thirty days.

Yeah, but texting and driving sure, yeah, no snaps for me either, But texting and driving something I've done.

I'm saying, but like when now I'm in a passenger, Like.

Yeah, that am I paying for it.

If my kids are in the car, I try and.

Not test right ever almost right.

But if I'm just driving, it's kind of cool.

Yeah, what it's not what I'm like, I'm more apt to do if I'm just me, if it's just me in the car, I will full on be a full I will text.

I'm making Insta videos, I'm making videos, I'm having a full on conversation with with chat GPT.

I'm watching movies.

I do you have any hard fast rules.

I won't text.

I don't text going through intersections.

I have that's my rules that when I'm going through an intersection, I'm eyes on the road.

You put it down, No, no, I just have it off the side out your window.

I hold, oh okay, and I get right back to it.

But there's you are also a dictator, a text dictator, right like you talk?

You talking?

Yeah, I speak to text.

Yes, I don't do that.

That's that's that's weird.

Why I don't like that ship, dude.

By the way, I just jumped on the train.

It's so great, Blake, really, it's the best.

You have to It's so easy.

I don't by the way, No, no, well, you're you're hanging under your youth.

You're you're clutching on to your youth.

But is that the youth?

Yeah?

Sorry, you're saying his own youth as opposed to like what young folks are doing now.

Yeah, now people know you don't know one fucking twenty year old.

Bro, I'm kicking it with twenty year olds.

Dude on the rag, it's sad.

Yeah, that's a cool.

Question mark question mark question.

Mark that sad, Blake, I'm still gonna say that's sad, dude.

All my friends are twinning.

So that's not a school.

Hey remember the bud why Er commercial.

That's that's not cool.

You think i'd be outside high school?

Bro?

Oh yeah, that's not as school as you think it is.

Hey, the old guy's back on his lowrider bicycle.

What's up?

Guys?

What's up?

Who wants to race up?

You?

Hear the nuw Tyler the Creator album.

What's up?

He's for?

He's forty?

Now he's forty, we're forty, we're all forty?

Yeah, what's up with?

Wait?

Okay, sorry, we're talking about the talking text.

I get worried that they won't be able to like, how do they know when there's like spaces in the words.

They're not going to understand me.

It usually knows.

But all so if people see it's all fucked up, they get it.

They don't care.

No one cares.

But also, if you have a second, if you have one second, you talk to text, you reread it.

It might mess up a word.

You go change the word, and it takes you infinitely shorter amount of time than it would have if you just wrote all that out with your thumbs.

We're also like post spelling and grammar, like nobody gives a fuck.

Sure, nobody gives one fuck, But can you be talking as fast as we're talking now?

And this is my text send and it would have got that Yes.

Why don't you try it out instead of wasting goddamn airtime on the podcast?

Christ I don't even know how to do it.

This is not what people tune in for.

I turned Siri off because I do not trust Siri.

I don't want my phone doing something when I'm.

Oh, and you think it's actually off?

I yeah, I'm just I can't even I can't figure out how to turn Siri on.

Hello Hello baby.

Well, we do have to be nicer to Blake because someone and I'm excited for them to crawl back in my d because this person fucking crawls a true basement dwells.

This guy, I could just.

Tell he has zero followers, zero.

Post real just he just DMS to get a rise out of people, and I love it.

He said, fuck you you piece of ship, you woke piece of ship.

This is how he starts his fuck you you woke piece of ship, which.

By the way, I live in Orange County.

I would say the three of us, I'm probably the least woke, Okay, although I am someonem onto woke because if not, you're just an asshole.

You're like waking up.

Yeah, you're you're getting the boogers out of your eyes.

Adam's like hitting snooze.

I'm not fully woke.

I'm like, I'm gonna hit this.

Say.

If you're woke, then I'm hitting snooze.

Okay, wake me up.

I just woke up on her.

I'm that in between sleep where you're up.

But you know that next alarm's coming out.

Yes, and for people who are not from the LA area to move to Orange County says I'm not woke.

Yeah that's yeah, that's what it says.

Yeah, that's what it says.

I don't like uh diversity.

Someone shitting on my doors and uh graffiti on my cr when I leave for in the morning deserve.

But so this person was like, fuck you you woke?

Fuck uh you and.

Durs I found out through listening to the podcast are unfunny woke libtards checks out, Yeah, f.

Being mean to Blake.

He's the only non woke motherfucker on the pod.

Wait, what the hell?

That's verbatim.

That's verbatim.

Yeah, and I'm like, he was on a show called woke.

He starred on a show called Yeah, what the heck?

Yes, and I would say he is the most room uh he he refuses to even say homeless person.

They're house to this guy.

I mean, I'm just trying to be sensitive.

Yeah, but that is really weird.

Why did he single me out as the unwoke member of the crew.

I don't know, Dude's well, that's what we want to ask you about.

What does he know that we don't know?

I don't know.

Yeah, what are you saying?

What are you saying on those Because I know.

You're on the deep reddit sublogs, I'm in deep in the crates fortune.

I'm running a few rooms.

Saying some real nasty shit.

So that's that's what I was assuming.

I'm just dunking on you guys.

I just get all my payback in the reddit rooms.

You guys shit on me the whole pod, and then I just create my little rebellion in the reddit room.

So I would like to start off apologies, epic slams, giveaways, and whatever the else we say.

I apologizing.

So this guy got to you?

Yeah, man, well I could see.

I mean, he got it all wrong front to back.

But there is something about us making fun of Blake, okay, so consistently, just because it's a low hanging fruit, right, wow?

Like, do you think we're making when we gang up on you?

Uh huh on the podcast?

Sure?

Do you think we're doing it for fun or because we want to understand more?

No, I don't think you guys care one bit to understand about me.

No.

I so we're doing it for fun, yeah, I think, But you know we do to do picks.

I mean it's funny.

I like playing that role.

I mean, yeah, I'm low hanging fruit.

I mean everybody has to understand at some point that we've all been friends for a very long time, and part of our friendship is dunking on each other.

You think so.

Yeah, I also think this is generational.

I think a lot of younger people don't do this as much.

Yeah, I think you're absolutely right that that.

I feel like our generation and the generations above.

Yeah, this is how you mean became better friends with your guy friends.

On each other.

Durs is a robot.

Uh, Blake is a basement person.

I mean, Adam's a racist.

No, that is now what you say.

I'm I'm assuming I look like I have down syndrome.

I don't say that.

I've never said that.

No one said that.

I think you're handsome.

You call me, you call me morbidly obese all the time.

I did that, and you pinch my fat.

Ever didn't in Tennessee.

You did in Tennessee.

I'm nice to you, guys.

I don't talk crap about you.

Guys.

I like you.

We don't talk crap about you.

Just to each other.

Yes, we talk crap about you when you say dumb stuff on the podcast.

I don't leave here and go the thing about Blake that drives me crazy.

Yeah, this is well, and I appreciate that.

I know this is all you know for the public.

I know you guys really enjoy me and my company.

And by the way, I when I say something stupid, which I feel like it's fairly often, sure, yeah, and you guys come from me.

Mm hmm.

I love it.

I'm like, yeah, fucking okay, sure, fuck you.

I don't care.

Yeah, it's fine.

Yeah, you know you know what I mean.

Like, it's all, it's all.

It's all fun and games.

Guys.

We love each other at the end of the day.

I love you too, dude.

I like being taken down a peg.

I like it.

It's kind of my kink.

Yeah, because you're so high you keep you put.

Yourself on a pedestal, and I really do.

I have really high expectations.

Speaking of pedestals, I just want everybody to know that my petal, what pedestal?

PEG's a pedestal?

How do you say it?

Hell?

Hello?

My rating on uber not verified four point eight seven rating, that's is that good?

I would say that's pretty good.

Yes, I think that's pretty good.

So I maybe another apology is in order because I am very kind to people in the driving transportation industry.

Mine's lower, I bet, I bet is lower.

Mine used to be very low.

I'm four point seven three, you're four.

Point seven three, So you're a freaking dick.

Yeah, but how do you do this?

How do you do this?

Go to uber and then go to account in the right hand corner bottom right.

And then when I but to be fair, when I'm riding in an uber h I tap on the window either to the left or right now, I go, no, turn this way, doing it wrong?

Nice?

They love that.

They love that, yeah, Adam, And so I'm okay with this rating?

Actually, Adam, can you find it?

No?

Okay, it's not even allowing me to.

I think Dusty fucked you up and kicked you off the uber app?

Oh off five?

Bullshit?

What are you?

I'm four eight seven five four point seven?

What are you're I'm four seven three, you're four eight I'm four seven seven?

Oh?

So look who has the highest Uber rating?

The kind the man of the people.

Is this all you have?

Wait?

But I'm starting to realize this also encompasses like Uber eats.

I'd never use that.

I refuse.

You don't use Uber eats.

No, I don't do any sort of delivery systems.

I get it on my own.

Why that's true because he comes from hell.

He hearkens back to his old.

So you don't want Yeah, so you don't want to support your old industry or no, I can do it myself.

He is the industry.

It's like, you know, if you know how to build a house, you build your house.

You know what I mean.

So there you go, And that was