That's right.

Please to meet you.

You still won't tell you my name?

Don't you believe in mystery?

Don't you want to play my game?

I'm looking for a man to love me like I never loved before.

I'm looking for a man that'll do it anywhere, even on the limousine floor, because tonight.

I'm living in a fantasy.

I'm a little in a nasty world tonight.

Did you want to come with me?

Did you think I'm a nasty girl?

Nips lips, Yes, I'm being Tony Braxton in the iMac video.

Yo.

That's that's like gay Halloween, like you're white?

Like, hey, everybody, welcome back to another episode of Jada Next.

Yes, ten years of Jada Next.

I want to add, you know.

It's twelve years of us and it's twelve years of us and ten years of just Us so yeah, which is also one of those black books I read many years ago, Just Us Girls.

Has anybody else read that?

Anyway?

I want to come in hot on this episode.

Okay, okay, millennial Auntie chiming in here.

I don't know if you've seen those videos where like the mothers are trolling their daughters by like doing the same poses that they do like, they're literally the shit all that works here.

I thought you got rid of this iOS They're like, nope, So they do.

You know, they make There's this one mother she made every Instagram post her daughter made, she does one two and it's amazing, say music and everything.

So I'm here as the anti generation to talk to my niece, okay, from our platform, because you did this publicly, so you've got to be shaved just a little bit publicly.

Okay.

I love you so deep and so big, but I'm about to tell a story, and this is your write of passage.

Right, you gotta be shamed a little bit, like, don't let this world fuck you up.

Damn, I shouldn't have said that.

I should have cleaned that up.

Don't let this world mess you up.

Okay, you need a little bit of shame to walk through this world.

Okay, don't let TikTok ruin it for you.

They try to tell people, you know, to be shameless.

No, be a little bit shame, just a little bit, not where it messages with your sense of self, but where you just don't be out here doing stuff.

So my niece got her first tattoo.

Oh, her mother called she sixteen, Her mother calls me yeah, which listen, no judgment there.

I got my first around the same fifteen, around the same time, actually fifteen sixteen.

Now was this not under the guy as a parental kid?

Was not?

Okay?

And the reason why I have to give her a little bit of public shame is because you got the type of mother you could talk to.

You can tell her, you got aunties, you can talk to and tell and get guidance, okay, and get guidance.

But you didn't do that.

See, and now you're gonna pay the price.

Now.

Granted, you're lucky because when we were younger, let me tell you something, I got what I assumed to be jade in Japanese next to my fucking kuchi okay and hindsight.

All right.

That was my stupid teen tat okay.

And then we started just doing all kinds of other things.

None that I regret though, but that that was my first regret.

Okay, cool with the ink.

We all have our rite of passage, niece, but you got to you have to know and use the strength and the power that you have at your fingertips and yours' community where you can not have to face as many ramifications as we did.

You know what I'm saying, you get to you have the blessing of laser removal, now, you know what I'm saying, more readily available on Groupon and all kinds of things.

And you still snuck off with Tamisha.

And then if you want a tattoo in British Columbia, the rule is as clear as black and white, like the ink on your skin.

You have to be at least eighteen years old.

Not everybody follows the rules.

Though, And last night on CTV News, we told you about my mother whose underage daughter came home tattooed.

And you went to somebody who could have caused you harm.

And I got smoke for you too, lady, who did this tattoo?

Because you knew what them little girls came in there, that they was not of age.

You didn't ask for no id and you okay, So so I.

Need this story.

I'm just waiting.

I know, I'm giving you the build up.

So, yeah, she's like your niece got a tattoo.

I said, okay, I said, all right, is it a character?

She goes No, I said, she goes Israel.

It's trick.

We're going to pause that, because characters isn't a thing on tato tubes.

No more like you know, people don't oh.

Like tweety bird and winning a pool and shit, right, I know.

I remember I had this aunt.

She had a black panther on her calf when I was little.

I used to be like, where's it going because it was climbing out so but no, no, okay, big can't climbing too, little cat, big cat climbing a big cat, big cat out.

So so I'm like, what is she is a character?

She's like, no girl worse?

I said she got some she got some Asian dialect on her, you know when I'm not going to specify which one because nobody knows.

You know what I'm saying.

You hoses don't know if this is Chinese, Japanese or Korea, but you hose it's me.

Okay.

Also twenty five years ago, I too have to be hose love Chinese characters and spinach.

Okay.

So anyway, this goes into this young home meme that's on.

And my latest vocal stem, young Hose cook everything on high, We're gonna get We're gonna get to that.

That is my vocal stem nigga, do you hear me?

And when I'm cooking, and you know how much I cook, I'd be at the stove like young hoes cook everything, and then Tristed and Noah put everything on.

So I'm so every time I passed them, I'd be like, young hose cook everything on high.

Anyway, so I'm like, what does she get?

She goes, girl, she was trying to get you for it?

And I said, okay, well what the hell she want that for?

What's you for it to a sixteen year old?

But she said, let me tell you why I'm pissed.

She said, because the lady can't spell who did the tattoo?

So I said, oh my god, what does this tattoo say?

She said, there's an E instead of an oh, And immediately my brain said you Pherrick.

And then of course I started playing Kendrick Lamar in my head immediately, and I'm like Euphaarah.

So I listened to it a couple of times and I kept replacing it with you, and so I told her, I said, I'm naming this episode like but no O innocent e e U p h E R I C.

This is my hobby.

I'll be going dumbino.

I'll feeling you for it.

We're gonna like Bunny and Bobby that when it comes to the business, I feel like they lost it.

I'm gonna tell it first, they ignore me.

My niggas is.

Are?

I see you?

Ferrick?

Do you know what?

You know?

What the sal you Fherrik?

Sounds like you know how like back in the day, our aunties, our grandparents and stuff used to have like like like you know where they just combined names together.

So this might be like Eric and you Finistine or something.

You know.

Yeah, this sounds like a combo name something something.

It sounds like a slur to me, you Ferrick like you So I immediately hollered.

Okay, do you hear me?

I immediately hollered.

But I also have beef with this lady who did this tattoo for all of the things that I said earlier, And bitch, you can't motherfucking spell stop tattooing immediately immediately, like I'm ready to go to her.

Just stencil like and and like even if you stencil like you didn't see that red squiggly line, like did you better learn how to hitdle?

I'm so irritated, like so Yeah, she gotta get a little bit of shame because it says Eupheric.

I was like, this is a full.

To Baltimore.

To have big fun with the wretched.

Yeah, you went down to a bit more.

Because, let me tell you, because I was watching I was watchually Love and Love after Luck of this Week, and that was the first thing I thought when they was in the harbor, I was like.

To have big fun with the wretch.

So so her punishment is public shame.

The right public share love you hell no, no docs embarrassing.

Yeah, that's I'm not going to tell you all her name.

I'm not gonna like, I'm not gonna do that but Mike camera, but I'm fully gonna name this episode Youpheric.

And you know why.

Her whole episode after me.

That's you know, if it lives on the editor, it lives forever.

So Library of Congress.

When she when she's forty and I'm fifty, I don't know, sixty five, I'm going to be like, hey, girl, look remember when I had that episode it was called you Pharic Euphi yahm eh.

That's so that's one of the stories I wanted to tell you.

You Wow, Okay, Yeah, Well I hope you all are having a a decent week wherever you all are.

I hope you all keeping warm.

I know there is one hundred and eighty five million Americans who are stuck in an ice cold.

Yeah.

I don't know what the fuck this is.

This is people want to praise Henry for opposite for the car or whatever, but no, that was the downfall of society that in the assembly line.

We you know, we ruin like the Earth in like one hundred and fifty years since the industry.

It's so crazy, like planet, big planet been here for like zillions of years.

Like.

Humans, and here we come and not even like we was here for a minute too.

And then somebody.

White man.

Yea, yeah, yeah, no.

It's all's fault, like I I.

You don't censor me, don't bleep me like it's your fault.

Okay, with big plastics.

You know what I'm saying.

I'm telling you everybody died when the milkman died.

Mmmmmm soon as you stop getting your milk and glass bottles.

I gotta say, I know this is a New York centric episode today, but I will say I appreciate California still having drive up dairies.

Oh, I love.

Growing up, my grandparents used to have a drive through, drive up drive through dairy.

Now it's a YMC, but but it was.

It was interesting.

It was like, you know how like in New Orleans where you can have that drive through like bars and things and you get your stuff and then like you get a freeze cup of whatever liquor you're choosing.

It was the same, and they're dwindling now, but they still have them here, especially in South LA.

Like we had to win and got some.

Actually we're milk drinkers again, hmm.

Because and also I don't know, maybe.

I know stuff is not bothering in the same I agree, yeah, I agree.

I mean I'm not too outrageous with it.

But niggas ain't drinking glasses and milk with dinner.

No, But I do put half and half in my coffee.

Yeah, and I'm okay, Yeah, I'm great.

Actually yeah, whoa.

They need some milk.

But yeah, they do have drive through dairies and they come in the glass milk bottles.

And I was like, you know what this is, this is what we were supposed to have it, and this is this is what America was built on.

Should have been built on.

Or something, not me saying it with the milk, you know, slavery.

But yeah, actually, before I tell you something genocide of the Okay, I'm so sorry.

Yes, can I tell you?

Can I tell you something wrestling related?

It was never alive?

Yes, So this by the time you're listening to this, it's Royal Rumble Weekend, my favorite event in wrestling.

You don't know what Royal Rumble is.

It's it's a big pay per view and where the event is thirty wrestlers get into a ring one by one and they have to eliminate each other and the sole survivor wins.

You see how I love Survivor.

It's all I'm wrapped in one.

I've watched it a while though, which.

We also have to talk about Survivor too, and we'll m I have issues with I while it's on my mind.

Remind me I watched the Influencer Survivor with Monete.

Oh, just put a put an astis in all right?

Letter?

Yes?

Okay?

What was I saying before?

Wrestling?

Rice Slave?

Okay, so you know the ww Now you know the former owner.

You know she's now the Secretary of Education and also the current president is before he became president.

He's the Hall of Famer.

So this is all intendem to say.

So, like, you know the Saudi Arabia, you know the Saudi's, you know they they really wanted an event from Wrestling over yonder So they paid them zillions of zillions and zillions of dollars and then promised them that they were going to build a stadium.

So on January fifth, twenty twenty six, it was nothing there there was it was barren, it was it was sand desert.

On January twenty six, full stadium built.

Wait, hold on, you can google it right there.

Wait, we've already announced that the Royal Rumble is headed to read January thirty first of twenty twenty six.

And today we announced something that takes this partnership to a new level.

So on behalf of his excellency, on behalf of Nick Gon, WWE President, who was the driving force on this deal.

Does WWE Saudi Arabia stadium?

It's nuts?

You can't tell me.

How did we get a WWE stadium built in four weeks?

What?

How the what they make that out of it?

Like, oh, as I do that, I'm just saying, I know I know.

No, I know, and you already.

Know human rights violation.

Because first of all, they don't be saying ship about their fellow their fellow man who is suffering.

No, no, And.

They love money, okay, they love motherfucking money.

Mm hmmm yeah, four weeks that is nuts.

That's like for a stadium.

And you see the magnitude of the stadium.

It's not no like arena size.

That's a that's some other fucking stadium, like at least one hundred k, if not at least six weeks less than I mean less that about three and a half.

No, what is that?

Look at that?

Look at it?

I have the video in here if you're if you're watching, it's nuts.

And so I write I bring this up to say that.

You know, Rome wasn't built in a day, Yeah, but that Saudi Arabia stadium was.

So because you know, sometimes I get really really high and watch ancient aliens, not because I believe it, just because I'm entertained by white nonsense.

And so I was like, well, this puts this ship to shame because I'm like, literally the Pyramids was built.

Maybe some parts of the Bible were right, not say just say slave vapor was.

No because of engineering, because we had I told you about you, yes, yes, yes, okay, yeah, I got feelings.

Okay, that's trying to discussion it is.

It's not you not You're not a mixed company.

Oh my god.

Oh so you know, I don't think we're ever going to get any more Brenda stories, right, but I will tell you that new children have popped up.

You know what're you about to say?

There have been more news stories popping out.

There's a little black girl that looked like Josie from Josie the pussy Cats on PBS News Hour a couple of weeks ago.

And she so the thumbnail is like her like in like cat drag, like feline drag, and like she's like looking out of a bowl.

But like the title is like student can't find friends.

It's so interesting you say that.

First of all, it's like y'all set the younger girl up.

Also, you know who else is setting them up?

Fucking Ikea.

Okay, back for a second week.

They're selling theory and mess Google Ikea, theory and mass.

I don't know.

Some with me to Ikea act free chilling on the train there.

Oh my god, my dad.

Got me flush, he's my match hat what squat?

I thought, Oh my god, I don't want to click on TikTok because you know they're they're they're selling our information.

Oh we need to delete our account.

Yeah, yeah, we need to delete our account.

Wait.

I mean even though they're all all companies doing that, but they're a little bit more egregious.

No, they're gregious, and we don't stand in solidarity.

They have they have they have theory and oh.

You see it.

Yeah, but these children are not theorians.

Right, we ain't got no, I don't have no theory and stuff.

Right.

So first they were just random one off.

This little boy, it's like French.

Okay, So my homegirl comes to work.

She's wearing a Biggie sweater and so the kid is like, is that is that?

Is that Biggie?

And she's like, yeah, I like Biggie.

I also listen to Tupac.

He goes, they died, She goes, I'm awaird.

He goes to me, so here he come.

Mind you this kid is like ted.

You know, some people say, did he had something to do with it?

Na?

She said, all right, I'm not engaging in this conversation with you.

Anyway that child has been here before he goes.

My father let me watch the documentary and I told you no, what came to me that one day when I was putting Netflix on in the kitchen when I was getting ready to cook, and she's like, what are you about to watch?

Did he the Reckoning?

And I was like, what.

Girl?

You know it's funny.

You know yesterday I listened.

Even Jim Cornett watched the dim So this white man, well no because of clos Brian kind of made him and so he was like, I just needed to know did he do?

What did he do?

Because there's a lot of parallels between him convincing man because they're both nasty and both you know, may may not have, but it's interesting.

Who did.

Vince McMahon, Oh, I could tell you.

I hate Why don't we have to whisper that?

Now?

Like watch that's a word on my.

Notes for this week life Love after lock Up because me tell you something.

Xdy has a rant.

Okay, I am so sick of people censoring the English language to the point where we have where words no longer mean certain things anymore, right like and I like, for example, on Love after lock Up this week Monique said that Derek got a restraining order against her because she said, and I quote, I tried to alive.

I hate TikTok language because that softens and and mischaracterized what the fuck is was going on in the situation.

Right just say you he said you tried to try to kill him.

Let me tell you something.

And a bitch ran a stop sign on me one time.

Okay, she ran a stop sign.

I'm driving down the street.

She t bones the fuck out of me, the fuck out of me, okay, get out of the car.

She's screaming at the top of her lungs, and I am enraged, like to the point where I can't speak because you calling me all types of bitches when you ran a mother, you are in the full one hundred wrong right now, and you're screaming and she's approaching me, And I snuffed that bitch.

But that's not the point of the story.

The point of the story is afterwards, I told her you tried to kill me, because that's what the fuck you did, whether it was intentional or it was reckless.

And you tried to kill me, not out of live me, bitch.

It needs to hit yeah, like and I don't understand like these super software because they're trying not to get demonetized or whatever.

The fuck.

Well that also lets me know that everybody's weak as fuck because these are words that mean things like grow the fuck up, just because it's like, hmm, I hate I hate this person, but I'm just going to take what they this story that they have told and say I said it.

It's like the word.

It's like the inWORD.

We know what it is.

So when you say the inWORD, it puts it in your mind what that inward is.

You know what I mean?

Kay, So just don't say it at all or say it.

You're right, should have get off the pot?

Yes, because and this was like when you watch the news and like somebody's like, well they say the N word automactly.

Everybody thinks nigger if you like you less.

And I'm not saying people to say it all Willy the fuck nelly.

That's not what I'm saying, but I'm saying, you want to talk about it.

We are the nigger of the world.

Like what, Yeah, Well that'll teach them not to say the ship out.

Well she learned that.

Exactly.

But so you try to you're trying to set them up.

I told you what you did it, and I was listening to you trying to think it through.

You would try it so hard to make this work.

I applaud I was really I was really trying to ride with you.

I was like, I'm on this crashing trade.

But I.

Wonder what happen.

We should pay some bills.

Thank you for listening.

Each and every week tele a friend, tell a friend that we use here.

More importantly, I do want to shout out first and foremost.

I want to shout out the Discord always.

The Discord is a great place.

I had an uncle moment.

They had a they have so if you join, the Discord is free.

It's a safer place.

On that it's not the safest place, it's a safer place.

And they had a book club meeting and I happened to I was trying to be nosy, and I accoually clicked in it, and I got in at the end of it, and we had a very, very great discussion.

They are a lot more militant than we are.

I just can't say everything here.

That's yeah, that's very true, that's very true.

But it was very good to be you know.

I trying not to infiltrate and just let them joy this in their space.

But I really had a good time, and so I really think people should enjoy the discord.

It was a good time, good conversation.

It was about they read Samantha Irby's one of Samantha Irby's books, and then for Black History Month, they are they they they have a list of work, you know, for us to all read and get to get to get in and you know, especially Black History Month is you know in a couple of days.

Yes, it is.

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It's a good time over there.

We're starting before the ninety days.

It's a Who and Nanny.

We also might need to watch My Strange Addiction, but we'll discuss a lot.

They have a lot more black people on this season, which is why I am interested, because you remember, even though there are some ship that we shouldn't be, you know, exposing the business about as far as us.

However, if you keep saying we are not on a monolith, then we have to showcase how we're not on.

It's a bit Keisha and there, and she likes to eat ice because she's a namak.

It's funny that you mentioned, because that's not she calls she calls it nice, it's nut ie.

So she freezes her husband's nut And.

Then no, no, are we in the middle of paying bills?

Like I feel like I'm about to demonetize us.

But AnyWho, we have a weg day doodle of YouTube.

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That would really, really really help us out.

I didn't even tell you the worst part of the whole thing.

And then yeah, follow us and share our content on socials.

So what I want to understand is TikTok has changed American changed to American ownership, and if you read the terms and conditions, it's not looking good.

It is.

They're trying to take all types of information as far right now documentary like immigration status, sexual orientation, YadA, YadA, YadA.

I know it's very difficult to you can't bypass the terms of agreement, like you got to agree to the ship in order to delete it.

I know there's like some airplane mode and whatever that's a lot I just agreed and then delete it.

So I don't I know, by the by the time this is done, we won't be on there anymore.

We will just primarily be on Blue Sky and YouTube, you know.

And it's unfortunate, you know, like a lot of our friends and stuff make money and stuff through TikTok and things.

But you know, sometimes there are things that are greater than that, you know.

Yeah, and h but AnyWho, what else do I have to say?

YouTube of But yeah, that's it.

Let's take a break and we'll be back with more.

And Jana XD hit it Claude.

After these messages, will be right back.

You study fines what kids watch on TV can.

Have a positive effect on their behavior.

Doctor Emma Raisman did not take part in the study, but as a pediatrician at Cleveland Clinic.

Violence on TV is much different than the violence that we were watching when we were watching TV when.

And we're black.

So we have a new a new saga okay ah, children's drama okay at Brenda School.

But it's not Branda so entertaining children's drama because generally, you know, that'show's business.

Sure, So we got two little girls, all right, We're gonna call them mm hmm Stormy and uh Keisha.

All right.

So Stormy and Keisha have been in the same classes since pre k and then fifth grade.

All right, they just don't gel.

They don't meld well together.

There's many variables as to why, you know, personality differences and so forth and so on, but they don't jel well.

And that's okay.

Sometimes you have to learn that.

You just you just you know what, We just not people, you know what I mean, And that's okay, that's cool.

So they have a meeting with my homegirl and she's like, all right, let's get to the bottom of this, because what's happening is it's we're getting on the on the fringes of bullying.

All right.

Stormy really doesn't like Keisha, and she makes it known at every turn.

Now, Keisha can be a little bit annoying.

Let's be clear, she can be a bit annoying, a little aloof in how she comes off, but her intentions are not Mali right.

Stormy hates Keisha's ass like, hates her down, she hates her personality, she hates everything about her, and she's jealous of her.

I found out.

So part of the problem is Keisha's smart.

Okay, Keisha's smart.

They both on the soccer team together.

Keisha's better at soccer, Keisha got all the medals.

Keisha is good at what she does, and store Me is hating on that right.

And then her ammunition is the fact that Keisha can be a little bit annoying at times.

So they have this meeting, and so Keisha's like storm me.

I'm just trying to understand, like what the problem is?

How can we coexist?

Mind, Judy's children are speaking just like I'm speaking to you right now.

Okay, this is not exaggeration.

How can we coexist in this space because we are in the same basis And what I need from you.

I don't need us to be friends, but I need you to stop being mean to me.

You're gonna stop saying mean shit and rallying other people to be mean to me as well.

I'm not tolerating that.

It's not my fault that I'm good at everything.

It's not my fault that I'm better at you than this day, and that's what It's not my fault, but what you will what I need you to stop doing is being mean to me and rallying up folks to be mean to me as well.

And Stormy ain't saying shit, and this means she's quiet, and so at the end like she's not.

Keisha is articulating.

She keeps trying to keep trying to find a resolve.

Stormy is not trying to find a resolve, but she is being sheepish about It's just very much like I don't know, I don't I don't have anything to say, you know very much that right, So a homegirl is like my homegirl is like, listen, listen, Stormy, how do we find a leveling place?

Like how do we get how do we get to a place where we can just be in the same space as I think Keisha is just asking you for peace in that way she's willing to not speak to you or any of those things, but like, how do we exist where you're not mean to her?

Basically, Stormy said, this is the most she's spoken to me.

Listen when it's up, it's stuck, okay, she said.

When I don't like somebody, I don't like them forever.

And she said, and I don't want them to be there anymore.

And that's where it was like, now, hold on, now, We've got to see what's going on.

So the saga continues because now they're trying to get to the bot because they said, okay, hold on, we got to put Keisha to the side.

Because so they call Stormy's mother.

I just saw a lifetime a fox a Jackie Hairy that the exact same.

Sorry, I'll come back to that a minute.

So they called Stormy's mom.

Okay, listen, like we thought this was a little feud, we realized this is a little bit more serious than what we thought.

Your child is basically saying this.

You know what the mother does.

Oh my god, she's been like that since she was a little girl.

Young, she said.

The mother said, you know, my sister forgot to give me a birthday present, and Stormy held a grudge against her, I said her Auntie.

So so I will continue to have because now now now an investigation is pending because they trying to see what's going on with Stormy and make sure she's not gonna get crazier with it, you know what I'm saying.

And so the saka continues of Stormy and Keisha.

See they could have made a movie about that, and not like that Zola movie.

They should have.

They should have because the only update that I have that I got a few minutes ago was they talked to one of the other soccer players because they said, we need to be the settings that they're in together.

We need to understand, like we we think we have an idea of what's going on, but we need to we need to get an idea.

So they pull the other soccer player in, what do you observe with Stormy and Keisha?

Ah, Keisha's annoying Stormy.

Stormy is the one who be starting ship.

They say, Keisha only finishes it.

Keisha never starts shipped with Stormy and exactly.

But and then you got Stormy and her mother over there snigger and giggling thinking it's cute to beholding grudges.

So we're gonna find out more in the saga of Stormy and Keisha, Keisha and Stormy.

You see.

See, this is this is why I always I hate when I'm on social media and the topic of kids come up and they'd be like these kids don't know blah blah blah, and I'd be like, well, now wait a minute, damn it, come on out, Terrence and and and Mary y'all are raising Stormy hello, hello, you know or lack thereof?

You know, she walked around here like what did Monique say, like a goddamn animal, you're looking crazy that the motherfucker you know what I mean?

Like that's nuts you How old are they.

Like ted or what grade?

Okay, ten year old to say?

If I don't like this bitch, I'm she is like, I'm trying to offer.

Her like well, she didn't say but but but I'm like, but that has to be measured.

You can't do that levels of right.

You can't say that to you.

She didn't say that, that's what she but she said, I just don't want her to be here anymore.

And it said oh when I'm hold on now because the language and to your point, kids don't know.

No, let me be very clear, because my homegirl was like so Stormy.

Before she got to the it's up and it's stuck part, she was like, Stormy, okay, so listen, you know what I think I think you know what I'm hearing from you is you just don't want to interact with her.

And Stormy said no, let me set the record straight.

Not only do I not want to interact with her, I don't want her here, so I'm do everything in my Caucasian power to make which is another uh huh m hmmm, uh huh mm hmmm.

Mm hmmm.

I see why you didn't lead with that, because exactly wouldn't have discussion.

We wouldn't have discussion.

So the saga continues because.

Because now no, no, no, no, wait a minute, wait to back of that, back of up.

Keisha is of African descent and stormy.

White mm hmm, tell us hold this time.

Wow o g.

Yeah, an eleven year old you know, you know what I'm saying.

And an eleven year old Okay.

That's.

Wow m m.

Then I blame her mom and Tawny because because what do you mean, Oh, my sister didn't give her gift?

Does she?

You know she also poisoned her drink with you got three year old?

Right, you like, get Rhoda out of here, and we should you know what she stormed on she.

Is Rooda like yeah, that kid got bad bad vibe vibe Like what do you mean?

Like?

And again, and jealousy.

The jealousy is.

Is that disease.

It's a disease that nation the surgery.

Yeah, you got to your eyes are green, and it's not because you eat a lot of vegetables.

That's how we American slavery.

Yeah, jealousy, but yeah.

And skill and resilience and American resources and yeah yeah.

But.

She has bad vibes.

And you know, I I have a case for story to be put down.

Sorry me too.

I'm not saying it needs to be done violently.

I'm just saying, if if we have foresight into the future as we do now in this dynamic here, I just don't see why we can't nip things in the butt.

I think that's therapeutic if you ask me.

But whatever child psychology be dare.

It's like, some of these kids are assults.

Okay, yeah, yeah, that's what I mean.

Like some of these kids like.

And be granted it is it does have a lot to do with the way they're nurtured, right or lack thereof, Yes, absolutely, and sometimes genetically you might have given birth to a.

Jackal, because listen, the nature and nurture is your right.

It's a real thing.

And you got kids and baby and you'd be like, oh, like you can tell some stuff is learned behavior, but some stuff be like, man, where'd they get that from?

That's them, nigga, Like, that's the person that's this.

Through their mitochondrial dn it.

So some kids just have like Noah be on her little class group chats and there's one kid on there.

I hate that kid, man.

Like I realized.

It took like a it took several.

Conversations and out of listening and just like paying attention.

And last time that kid was talking, he started talking shit in the background, and I just had enough, you know what I'm saying.

Maybe, but I was putting laundry away in her room and I was like, yo, shut the fuck up.

Like she hollish.

She's like, I know, and not shut the fuck up, kid, Like shut the fuck up.

Yeah, you know.

And that's why I'm not a child psychologist or a school counselor or a teacher or.

A robottle or I'm an NPA worker.

Get your ass on this bus.

So no, that's you know, And because kids, you know, and parents, sometimes you got to take responsibility for at least some of the things.

Right, Like if the kid's annoying, that's because they're eleven, you know, that's that's just I told you that exactly.

That weird.

They're just weirdo as people.

I'll call them because they walk like good and.

Yeah, it's the hormones.

They're all trying to find their way exactly.

I'm like, they loose, clumsy, clunky.

They are clunky people eleven and twelve, yes, but they don't smooth out until about like fifteen, when when the ans comes.

I think thirteen, things start maybe easing in, but they still weird.

Yeah, still awkwardness.

It's because you got to get through the beginnings of high school.

But that's also a very weird, weird time.

But I'm trying to check myself too in this way.

I'm like, listen, you only have this weird era.

Like I have a weird kid and I'm grateful for it, but like, you only have this weird era for such a short amount of time that I'm like, Leen, but.

There's a conversation to be having to having a weird kid and then your kid being a weirdo.

Oh okay, that needs to be had.

Yeah, no, I agree.

When your kid's are weirdo, you need to that's what you call the lady.

Yeah, it's with a business office chair.

Exactly exactly where your kid is weird.

You get them an art, They dance, you know, they do music.

You take them niggas to a pottery making class, you know, yeah, that's fine.

Weirdos you supervision twelve or seven?

You know what I'm saying?

Yes, I for you.

Okay, you better become one of those little niggas, one of the night writer.

What is the fucking thing called?

What's the video game that they are?

What do they play?

It was?

It was fortnit I called it n writer, but it was.

But you need to become get you some headphones, bitch, and go in your room.

You need to tap the fuck into that little nigga.

Oh yes, because I gear on t that.

Your your child is probably saying that work as we speak, and.

He's calling you a bitch, like.

It's Marianne who has the final word.

He is calling you a bitch right now?

Okay the time.

So when we first moved to La, we know the world was gonna endo twenty twenty, and so we were like fuck it, weep ball.

So Chris had never played like Call of Duty on like online and stuff before, and you know, we know the stories or whatever, but we got an Xbox during the pandemic or whatever.

So he signs up he played in the first twelve minutes, this eight year old child from India.

Oh, like yeah, it's and you can tell it's a child because it's way before puberty because it's like an in you know, fuck your nigga.

Yeah, it's just very like a high, innocent, you know voice that they probably would have cast it in Aladdin or something.

And then you know, boom.

He was like, why I gotta be all that.

You don't even know me.

You don't even know what nigger is.

You were eight, You.

Are not even American.

Like see see how the Internet a disease?

Like have you seen how these I'm glad they did it.

Now these social media platforms are exposing where people are from.

So like all these like hip hop accounts or whatever saying nigga and blah blah blah and the profile I'd be like from Switzerland, Russia, a lot of the right wing stuff that's being talked about not here, they from where over there?

You know, well, you know, things are getting there was a young man on the bus with me yesterday and I had to look several times.

I was like, are you just like melanin deficient like me but worse or you know, and no, I'm not talking about and I'll buy no child like he was just it was just very pale.

No, this nigga was excuse me, see nope, this was a white boy with with uh like wicks, I'm sorry, mm hmm with with wicks.

It was like Kodak black Pondie head, but Timothy Shallow met Pondi everything.

Else like white dreadlocks that you.

Like, but like the but the wick style where it's.

Oh oh got it, oh okay, yes, yikes.

And this was in on the bus is on the bus.

Things are a lot different than mam Donahstan than I remember.

But I donasta.

Look.

They was getting so mad at him, they were like, why ad you close the schools?

I was.

I was like, I'm not gonna.

I'm not gonna fully blame this nigga, like I'm blaming some of these all the chancellor is sanite, I'm blaming everybody right now because it is it is fucking hell right now.

I'm sorry.

Well, you know, I never had a child during a snowstorm.

Like I've lived through many snowstorms, I never had a child.

That's a lie.

I had a child on twenty sixteen, but I didn't have a child I had to take to school at twenty sixteen.

So now that I'm like full commuter mom, this is a new level, this new level of hell unlocked snowstorm transportation.

That's nuts.

Yeah, like you have like a it's so interesting.

Like I was telling christ House, sometimes I still feel like I'm a college student, like I just the way I live or whatever, because I'm like my kids, my friends have kids, they parents.

It was right when you called me the other day when we had to reschedule.

I was like, damn, Dade's really a mom like I'm about to have in the last night.

But exactly, I think I had like a glass of limonade and blood and I went to bed like it was like okay.

Work, oh, I lie.

I used some Chinese food, but I like, but you know, did I have to get up and make this niggas luncheon and I gotta get her ass?

And when they when it is a fucking snowpocalypse outside, And the reason is it's not because the amount of snow.

We've seen greater amounts of snow.

It's the freezing fucking temperature that makes these mounds of ice.

And it is motherfucking hell in a school commute.

You heard me say I was on the bus.

Yeah, and then you already know you know who you be on the bus with, Like you know who you be on the bus with, so exactly.

So this so this bitch kid on the bus with me.

So I'm sitting mind of my business, listening to my shit, irritated.

I wanted the bus, and here come to she come and she sit next to me, and you can see other people kind of move a little bit.

She was not houseless, It was none of those things.

But I I used the fuck out of my peripheral vision, and so I dart my little eyes over and what do I see?

Sorry, you gotta be on Patriot.

This bitch is over there, she's I checked to see it.

She got headphones in, she on the phone.

She is not she's like this, so of course.

And she's black, so of course.

And then like a bunch of these people on this bus is white.

So I was like, I'm not about to get up from this, but I'm gonna have to sit next to this lady and let her make all these fucking facial expressions and I'm just gonna act like I don't even fucking see it.

Like I'm just I'm like, nope, I'm gonna all I hear is was in my music.

But it just kept getting more and more animated.

It kept getting more more animated.

So the arms started going, it was gestures, it was just and there was nowhere to go.

So I finally I was like, you got to tame that a little bit.

So she stopped the gesture, but the eyes and the eyebrows kept that's community.

Yeah, whatever you got, that got, but this is infringe it on.

I said, you gotta take just a little bit, bring those arms down, because.

What are we doing?

Girl?

Like, I don't mind a little bit of crazy.

I just like I just need to contained.

I need I like, I don't mind contained crazy.

Don't be over here waving your arms in the air like you just don't care.

But it's just not a Peatie poplo song like stop so.

Oh god, I hate it, I love it.

Let's do it.

It was an episode about kids Euphaery.

Thank you for listening.

We'll see you all next time.

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