Everybody, Welcome back to another episode of Jada xt We here are gearing up for a whole bunch of stuff.

Yeah, but we wanted to present to you volume two of Declassified.

If you don't know what Declassified is, it's a type of show that we have here on the main stage where we take some of the stuff that you may or may not have heard from our Patreon and we bring it here on the main stage.

We're bringing this time.

It's coming from our vintage show, from the pre show that we used to do a couple of years ago.

We haven't done it in a while.

There is some Yeah, we haven't done the pre show in like two years.

So I don't know what the opinions are that I expressed, but I hope they're not wrong as fuck.

Yeah, And you know, if they aren't, you know, I feel like they were right at the time.

Okay, you know what's fair.

That's fair.

Also, if you're listening to this and you happen to hear this on Friday, when it comes out this Monday, I'm having a dinner in La Sunday on a Monday.

I know there's a lot going on in La right now with live kidnappings of human beings and the government.

Yeah, and you know, family homes and whatnot.

You know, the government has gone the fuck them up, you know.

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Yeah, until next time, friends, Bye name Oh, I have a list of more questions, by the way about Brenda.

I have information.

I was like no, I was in the kitchen as I was remembering things earlier.

I was in the kitchen spotted nukes nigga because I was like, how am I gonna update him when the episode comes out next week.

It's like the time I took shrooms during daylight safing time Interesting called me while I was in the middle of a journey, and then I looked at.

My phone and I was like, how did he call me?

In an hour?

And let us.

I think I sat there for twelve minutes, like, how did he call me in an hour?

It's never been like this, but.

I literally was in the kitchen earlier.

I was like, how am I gonna update him?

And then when I told him in the.

Future, you told me two weeks from now.

But I think I could go.

Let me, let me see.

Hold on, what was it?

What was it?

Oh?

Hold on, hold just pretend, just pretend, just tell me now, they'll figure it out.

Just Christmas Friday.

Listen and watch the main episode and then come back to this and you'll understand context.

So I forgot, oh, I'll put it in that.

I'll put this section in there.

I forgot one of the biggest parts of this story outside of Brenda saying she wants to feel human flesh between her teeth.

This bitch said, I want to kill when I grow up.

All right, No, I swear to God.

And nobody has called the law.

I'm gonna get the hold on.

Hold on, like nobody.

I know the daddy's scarier.

Wait, so I know I have the parents reaction to hold on.

Okay, okay, So when they sat down and told the parents, I'm gonna get the exact quote in a second.

I just text for it.

When they sat down and they told the parents, the mother starts crying obviously obviously we all know.

Probably she's like I suspected it, but god, it's converted.

So she starts crying immediately.

You know, white woman default also, and then the creepy daddy, who everybody's creeped out by, here he go.

This is exact reaction, a fake shot myself.

Nothing be off board when niggas are fake shocked.

Yeah, which is.

Not malarkey, cut it out.

You know she was murderous and you know she got it from you.

But yes, I'm gonna get the exact quote, and I'll tell you when when that text message comes in.

But this big is a piece of work at eleven.

Because the question.

So I of course I talked to Chris about this because some whatever reason, everything we watch led to cannibalism.

Somehow somebody made a joke about it.

I told you my conversation with the man at a pleat shop.

Yeah, like everybody like why is everybody eating people?

So it led us to question, like, so what is.

So they're in the lunch room right like Niggas is eating Dino nuggets and then she's eating like falangies like you know what I mean, like like human gristle.

Oh, I wonder what she eats for lunch.

Like is it only meat?

Like is it?

Does she like everything rare?

Because if somebody eats steak tatar too many times, I look at them kind of funny.

Well it's usual, I said, too many times once and it blue is fine.

But if she's like Mommy, I want steak tartar every week or every day, that's just ground up, that's dog food.

At that point, a.

Bitch named Brenda is way more wild than what I initially told you all.

So let me pull up the emails where they are all right, So, all right, remember I told you all on the main stage that Brenda said, she want to see what human flesh feels like between her teeth.

It's worse than that.

Okay, let's see hmm.

Okay.

So they were doing an exercise at school and the students were explained to them why it's important to exercise the fine bones in our fingers, to which Brenda responds, Yeah, it will definitely help me to hold a knife and kill someone someday.

This is a direct quote.

We all looked at her, and then she added killing will be my job someday.

Mm hmm.

She's going to be a cop.

Done okay before can I is the little girl white?

Yes, I don't.

Listen, you know what You're right?

Sisters who kills so?

But no?

Yeah?

White?

Okay, uh so blah blah blah blah blah.

She had a breakdown at school, and so she said that, you know, she was somebody was annoying her because they were pretending to spray raid on her.

Mm hmmm, pretending to spray but like she was a bug and they were exterminating her.

Mm hmm.

Were they actually physically spraying?

No, honest, students don't have bucks breads school.

They're just like being kids.

Oh god, I gotta go.

Well, that was in response because Brenda kept biting that child, So she said she that the teacher asked her why, well, why why do you think he keeps Why does he keep doing that?

She said, It's because I bite him Whenever I feel I need to, I grab him and bite him anywhere I can find.

She said that she feels free when she does that.

In wild.

Mm, what's a Dixie Chick song?

She then, you know, they tell us, I would also like to point out that Brenda runs on all four legs that recess.

I want, what do you mean she like bear runs?

I'm so serious.

I'm serious.

So okay, So like if it's her turn to get the like her turn to steal the bacon, like she's off.

Wait.

So then they offer a solution, which I do not agree with at all.

They're like, can we give you something?

That solution is to kill her with silver bullets?

It's can we give you some rubbery to bite with?

She just said, no, I want to bite into human flesh.

It makes me feel better when I feel the feeling of the flesh squeezing.

So I ain't nobody gonna help her, I don't.

I think I think they're trying to figure out to do.

But like that's crazy.

There's only again one thing left to do.

Call Buffy Summers Angel, because there's no there's Buffy Angel either one the charm ones.

I don't know what you gotta go.

I don't I don't care who Nigga Joe Dorby's ancestors, like, somebody gotta do something.

I'm telling you sometimes you gotta put them down.

I don't know why we.

Have it like that.

Nigga was right, some kids got bad vibe.

Mmm, And I told you about.

Girl.

You know, you apart, Like how do you respond with your kids?

Teachers call a meaty and you sit down and this is what they unload on you, and you're.

Like, I birth that, Like no, because their parents that are self aware, Like I know that there are parents who you know, who don't check in with their teachers and that's why they know all rap songs and they can't read.

But I get that.

However, there are some things that like these parents knew, these parents.

Know something this extreme.

This, This child is not just doing this.

No, I know she is trying to eat her cousins little.

Squad, get out of her little squad.

Yeah, she tried to not her little nana's little fingers.

I'm sure I like that this it's not funny, but it is.

No, it's absolutely funny because you know why I forgot about this.

It's not on our artspen, it's not at all.

I forgot about that one.

Le.

I just keep picturing you saw that video on the internet recently with that beer on that picnic table, and it's just.

That's that baby on top of it.

I gotta get the bacon, I gotta get the ball.

She jumps into the river fish fish.

She's a beaver.

Oh my stomach, Oh my stomach.

Oh, I wonder.

If beaver's attack.

I meant to ask that I didn't even.

We can ask brendas apparently she used, you know, of the animal card she eats.

She eats beaver.

No, like and that's such a specific thing like cannibals.

Cannibals, such a specific intimate thing, like why like she couldn't she didn't say, like I want to have a pig, like I could like just pig or or like a cappy bara or anything, you know what I mean?

But like I want to eat Jared.

I want to eat joeid like like no, they don't go with gold fish in a caprice son.

Oh god, that is so funny.

And the fact that she runs like this.

I can't wait until and I just want to see his reactions.

Imagine you're teaching and you see wullak cover and see a kid run it on their hands and legs, charging you.

Like a fucking ram.

No, Britta is a wild girl.

I'm telling you, so wild and free.

Would I do that?

Like that's crazy.

They've got to put it down.

Yeah, yeah, silver bullet called Buffy.

It is not humid.

Oh my god, they need to make an episode of Black Mirror about Brenda.

Yeah.

And I just don't know, like how long has this been going on?

Like was this just the school year?

Because it's like at some point child services have to have to come in and be like I would imagine, let's see boy, I will hear about no stories about no white bitch coming to day buzzer.

Let's see.

You break that white picture of my brother.

It's okay, mom and eater.

Oh no, they don't say when it started.

M hmm.

A bitch named Brenda.

They've got to put her down, euthanize her chanted outside the school.

I'll lead the charge.

Oh my gosh, maybe they should use Eric Adams as bait because also my next question is does she only want to eat other whites or is it blacks?

I just think it's humans, But I feel like she would, you know how, Like sometimes we'll see in like a vampire movie with a were wolf or something, and the werewolf will like you think, it's getting ready to do a whole big business.

So all of a sudden it's like edit run away.

I think that's what will happen with Brenda and Eric.

Don't have like she don't have like Rinder preferences, Like I guess that's a good It was not like no spice, no race, like that kind of thing.

We have to go to.

We have to go.

Because it leads to my questioning because it's like, well, you know.

Me, I guess in this particular case, you know, Brenda could be useful.

Brenda, we're going to have you perform in ethnic cleansing.

That's what is.

Terrible, just like take her to the hometown buffet.

All right, Okay, let.

Me share with you one thing and they'll get to whatever we want to talking about.

Okay.

So I had a house guest over.

The weekend, Brandon was here, and Brandon came over and he was like, he told me about the Keith Harring exhibit, and mind you, I think we had this conversation about Keith Harring sponsoring ship for the Sinner.

When we were for Prior or whatever.

So he was.

And mind you, I never told him about like my stick figures for Justice thing or whatever.

But he was like, do you want to go to the exhibit.

I was like, grown out because no.

But he came me here.

He was like, I got you something.

I got you something, and I'm like, okay, what is it?

Why I tell you?

I hollered.

First of all, shout out to museums for selling rolling trades.

Oh yeah, I've definitely bought rolling.

Trains for museums.

Yeah.

And so.

Okay, first of all, I want you to know that if you are driving on the FDR north southbound, excuse me, like you going to Brooklyn coming from Harlem, there is a court off the FDR that has that exam.

Oh yes, I know right off.

When you like you're going to Rivington apartment.

Yeah, yeah, it's all Keith Harring to figure suggested.

I had to show you it because I was like.

Well, why didn't you give me one?

Oh?

I get you one.

Oh that leads me to my second thing.

So you can purchase these online at the road.

But I also was like, so I go online.

I'm looking at the broke because I was like, oh, do they have different colors?

Because I was like, oh, this would be cute if it, like you know what I mean.

So I go in there and they have furniture.

They sell Keith Haring furniture.

Do you know that these little ugly.

Motherfuckers stick figure for Justice.

For this one for a stool is eleven hundred dollars.

I believe it.

I believe it.

You know I still have those magnets.

And this is why I don't understand about art is in the eye of the beholder, because what about this?

Nope, what about this?

And I know people will probably say the same thing about the shit I creator or whatever.

Yeah, like this near as show.

Yeah, but I'm not charging sixty dollars for a fucking rolling paper tray that has crack his wack on it.

He's stolen prase from a black woman, which.

I have, so so yes.

So, speaking of six figures for Justice, I must send you a video to watch and you could put it in here.

So so this nigga was running from the police and ends up running in his mom's house hands something off to his mother.

Uh, just as blatantly as young thug in the courtroom.

Moms runs in the house, runs back out.

Police are there, and her son is like, he's he was in a high speed chase.

It drives into her yard, hits her, and the way she flew was giving nothing.

But Keith Harring holds.

On, Oh my goodness, Oh my goodness.

And what makes it worse is the capture.

They're like, let me tell you about the lady we see spun like a star yesterday.

She looks like a Keith Hearing.

Yeah, looks she does.

She actually looks like when Lucy removes.

The football from Charlie Brown when he goes to kick the football that she looked like.

She looked like when Jazz used to get kicked out my uncle Phil.

So I just you, said Keith Hearing, and I said, oh, this is the perfect time to share this with you.

It is it is.

It is the stick figures for injustice.

Apparently, so I'm telling a things I won't tell you On the main stage.

Oh yeah, okay, First.

And foremost, Crystal Jean's fucking doorman.

Do one other Dominica once, you know, they all have Prussius, so when we come.

Over, they'd be like, hello, Hi.

They don't even ask the apartment.

You go into nothing.

But let me tell you how stupid niggas are.

You know what this goes back to.

I seen something today about a girl math and a boy math.

I didn't know what was happening, but.

I see that the people are at war, and of course the women are winning.

So so I don't quite know what it is, but I'm gonna use my own version of boy math.

Boy math is when two women walk in.

You like the way.

Both of them look, but you're really trying to holler at one of them, so you stay some stupid shit to one of them.

This nigga gonna say, is that your daughter about Antoinette?

Mm hmm ah.

I said, are.

You fucking serious?

And he knew immediately that he stuck all of his nuts in his mouth, And I said, are you fucking serious?

Don't talk to me.

You forgot?

Is it your sister?

No, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

I was like, don't fucking talk to me, are you fucking I said, don't fucking talk to me.

Are you fucking serious?

From the moment he said to all the way to the walk to the elevator, as the doors closed, as I'm going up, the fucking sat.

Down the hallway.

Livid.

Do you hear me?

Livid?

And also I'm like, my feelings don't get hurt much.

You asked me, if a thirty five year old woman is my daughter?

Is that where I am in life right now?

Do I need the talks?

Like what?

Well?

They're all to they're all very young.

I also was like, if I was just a little bit different, I could have.

Me a twenty year old this boy, but that's none of your motherfucking business, nigga.

So so I was very irritated.

I was extremely, very motherfucking irritated, as you should.

Be because number one, usually I don't be caring, but no, I'm like.

Right because number one, sir, like that.

You at work, so you should you could have like a little bit more decorm like you know, hello.

How your day?

Man?

You know what I mean?

Not like is that your daughter?

Like that's not and you know, and I know he got the live from like his daddy whatever, like, you know, you compliment and make him seem look younger or.

You know that's your sister or whatever the fuck.

And it's just like no, so doesn't stick coming, you know.

So it's like, no, don't ever say that.

So I get upstairs and I'm living and I tell Crystal Jine and you know, everybody in the room, Crystal Jane, you won't make it.

Aim fire.

Okay, skirt personal skirt skirt Okay.

I was like, no, I will not be getting the Dominican nigga fires from his job.

I'm not doing it.

I'm not.

I will cuss him out and whoop his ass in the lobby before I'll.

Gonna, you know, fuck up the well being for this.

Yeah, yeah, I go.

You know I got you know, I got some kind of solidarity.

I whoop your motherfucker.

I'll cuts your blood, I'll cush your ass out, and I'm gonna call you every everything but a child of God.

But I'm not gonna, you know, stop y'all from eating.

I don't believe in the African diaspora suffering at the hands of white supremacy.

So, but I was living nigga, and I wanted to fight.

Him physically in his face.

Oh my goodness.

What else she was gonna tell me?

Okay, so Yan said, mm hmm, I have to tell this story quickly here because Chris Rogers will probably listen to the main stage.

But I don't want him to feel the way.

Here's why.

And you know you won't watch it, so I want you to give tristed access.

He'd be like, how do I watch your Patriot?

I'm like subscribing out of it.

Words.

He'd be trying to sneak get right.

He's like, I know it's he I'm about to watch it on yourself.

Get out of my pat So I don't know if y'all saw his social but Sea rash through his back out because we moved, okay, so we moved.

He threw his back out.

And because he thinks he's, you know, twenty one and not thirty plus, so and well he's learning.

Yeah, and mind you I had there's one time where I had to go to the hospital because I threw up my back and he laughed at me because he thought it wasn't a real thing until we had to go.

Until he had to go to the hospital the other day because he threw his back out.

Oh so this was karma.

Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh what ugly?

Four years later.

She came back.

We did right, So mind you, we had all these plans to go with Crystal.

It was about to just be a wang dang motherfucking doodle.

He couldn't go, so I felt bad.

So I was like, well, I'm not gonna go, and so you know, I was sad, but I was trying to make him cheer up because I knew he was, like, you know, feeling down about it and all that good stuff because you know, everybody around him is gone.

So the next day he wakes up with the conscience and he was like, let me not be that boyfriend.

Go ahead, go work, go hang out.

Fast forward, Crystal, come over, we have brunch.

It's a wag dangu.

He's like feeling a little bit more fomo, but whatever, get out, get ready to go.

I go down to Inglewood meet up with Crystal and Christi Chua.

So we had and if you listened to the read, I'm sure Crystal will tell you that she was at a a Beyonce themed hotel, like like it was.

The restaurant played nothing but Beyonce Choose and not just through the restaurant, but through that's just nothing but Beyonce.

And when I got there, it was fabulous.

It was nothing.

And what I loved about this concert the most is that I see no niggas like that, So I.

Was like, yes, black because when you saw that they were with.

Yeah, the.

Hold on, let me put that in my notes.

You just refreshed me of something.

But continue because.

There was a plethora of I'm just here, so I don't get fine type of dynamics anyway, we I'm.

High off the life.

I had a lot of edibles and I actually decided to drink, which is not something I typically do.

Yeah, so you didn't get drunk, I got tipsy.

I didn't get drunk.

Not uncomfort I was not.

Uncomfortable until I did get uncomforted or explain why.

So this was also my first time of going to so Far and I haven't been to it.

And also I haven't been to a stadium car cert since like Summer jam.

In like undergrad or no.

I went on the run, but that was different because I had different exits been in you.

Yeah, stadium ships are a lot in the way so Far is set up so Far as in a pit.

So it's like sounds oh it is a right concerts happening.

It's great.

I'm in like the presence of like Royalty, it's great.

Like oh I saw I saw from Instagram everybody la was just for the celebrities.

Yeah, it was a it was Wang Dang do.

So.

At the end of the show.

To get from the floor to outside, remember I said it's in a pit, you have to go up ye.

So there's like twenty or so street length street with ramps to go up to the top of the street to get to street level.

The problem is there is no there.

There's what like fifty thousand people on like like trying to exit this one area, and it's nothing but just hot, sweaty people with glitter and finy on.

Like, it's just a lot going on.

So I happen to get nauseous because it also smell.

Yeah, I mean gay.

Is also smell like cereal dusk.

So it was just a lot of stuff going on, right.

So I'm getting nauseous, right, and I'm like, oh my gosh, I have to throw up.

I'm gagging.

Chrissy Chula sees me and it's like, oh, okay, x Stee you know, get it out, to get.

It out whatever.

So I'm throwing up, and.

Like I told you, there's a thousands of people like walking past me or whatever just snear me, not paying attention.

But who did I decide to throw up on like shoes like cinemeters away from?

Thank god?

It was.

Okay, Well it was the Keith Stance.

He it was probably a.

Cake for him because it was wild, because he just kind of looked and then just kept on walking appreciated it.

But then afterwards I was told by friends about that, how that nigga was really weird and and.

Real problematica with the baby Mom's no such.

Yeah, so I.

Didn't feel bad.

Okay, so you know, I felt like me throwing up was really an act of solidarity, sister, But yeah, I threw up.

By my taglabe was going to be the Keith Stansfield maybe throw up like a little coach.

Gave me COVID, Oh my god, Keith Stance fille shoes.

She did not tell me that that was.

Not what I was, because it was it literally was like this much and I was like, oh ship.

I'm about to text it.

I told her, Well, first of all, she wasn't paying attention because when I was throwing up, she was on a mission.

Like when if y'all.

Don't know anything about Auntie Crystal, when I Crystal is ready to go, we are ready to go.

Not even just that, not even just that, because that's also Auntie J.

Auntie J be the one who powers through.

Auntie Crystal is a wanderer, the worst.

Fucking bitch to go republic.

She is a wanderer.

So you you on a mission and then you look and you're like, where did this bitch go off to?

No?

This is what she does, And mind.

You, I got it.

We were all on a mission to get out, right, but I was the.

How somebody this tiny and then like walk back to the met a wonder.

It's not even she she just wanders though.

It's like when you're in the ocean and you think you're swimming Florida, you're swimming this way.

That's how she is.

And then she'd be like, oh, yes, so you throw I just text her and that oh she just texted me right back.

Aren't you supposed to be.

With a client right now?

I didn't want to tell his business, but he got sick.

The capitalized.

I was fucked up because I ended throwing up in her room and then outside of my building.

It was a lot.

But sorry, it's the capital sick for me.

I was, I was, it was bad.

I had a good time.

Well, congratulations and so was it the liquor.

It was the liquor.

It the moment I was it had to be more of the edibles I had.

Guess I had liquor.

But it wasn't anything like like I was.

I was fine, mind you.

We were drinking through the whole thing.

So I was like beforehand, I was fine, walked little burro.

That was great.

Sick until but I didn't get sick until three hours after I stopped drinking.

I had to had to metabolize.

What I'm thinking was was the amount of edibles.

I con I think how many how many milligrams of edibles did you because you I know you were taking tens because I know what you were eating.

What how many of them did you use?

Yes, I think I'm having an overdose that as killed as my wife and your wife.

Yes, of what marijuana?

I don't know if they had something in it.

Okay, can you please unrescue?

Okay?

How old are you?

Nine years old?

And my wife, because if you ever have good tied edibles, they taste like candy, like real juice because they are surrounded by silver, say rotates on the stage.

So that probably added to her.

And then you had liquor in your system, which you never do, and then you consumed one hundred grams of metals.

Yeah, and the sheer overwhelmingness of being in that space with the amount of people, because like you just have to because you know, when are you ever in a room of fifty thousand other people?

Right?

This is why the first time when we took to see took nowhere to go see it, I did not see Summer Renaissance.

Because I've said it is time.

I was about to say that, I was about to say this, like, I see why you have to go multiple times because it's a spectacle in a good way.

Yes, but I knew leaving that stadium in Jersey was going to be a nightmare.

So I was like, last song we out, and I you know, and I know that's sacrilege to certain people, but fuck y'all, I was not dealing with the crowded because leaving and we could talk about this on the main stage.

I'm just glad you got to go and that la Keith stands for got his guy his karma that night, just desserts.

Yes, now we have to assess and start digging energetically as to why Lakeith and Chris Rogers got their carmel on the same week.

Yeah, because what was so interesting?

The very next day the thinker was like, ah, I had three.

I can't move around it.

That's why I'm laughing because I know he's better, but poor baby.

But it made him miss Beyonce.

Yeah, I didn't miss her, and you know, he was like, he's gonna be pissed about it all week.

And hopefully there's a second leg and we could go together, but you know, otherwise.

Wanted and that's the new place to live exactly.

Yes, Yes, a running list of things that I made a.

Note for please congratulate me.

So first things first, So you mentioned, Oh no, you said you're gonna play a song for me from the Simpsons.

Oh can I borrow a feeling?

Yes?

I remember, let me let me hurt Hi everybody a HI and hit it?

Can I borrow a feeling?

So I read one of them stink pieces, but this is one that was actually like they said, they said the Simpsons, well posse blank white passing creoles.

Hold on, wait, let me pull it up.

What and break it down for you?

They said they either Haitian, oh God, Luisiana, especially Marge because of her sisters, her hair, she got this three c.

They were like, she sleep with that bonnet and holds one holds.

On, yes, Mars Bouvier because they try to model her after.

Jackie Jackie right, So they said, okay, her name is Marjorie Jacqueline Bouvier.

Her father is Clancy Bouvier.

Her mother, her mother is Jacqueline Bouvier, sisters of Patty and Selma.

Think about how those names sound.

Then they said, tell me Shad from Flatbush because.

But they said, she sleeps with a bonnet.

And then there's Lisa in that saxophone, in her activism and Bart's delinquency in his undiagnosed learning disabilities, being automatically seen as a bad kid because he's acting out because of our family treats too.

And I guess they said the yellow skin is what's bad that they were trying to camouflage.

They are these blank though Simpsons.

The next way, Homer Simpson.

They said, Homer is definitely Passe, but he just acts like a white man.

And hold on.

There was a particular episode, hold on, hold on, hold on, where.

Is it.

Now?

I know a quadrut one?

See one.

I'm screaming, Oh my god, they have.

I will say I've seen a lot of episodes of The Simpsons.

I will say, they are they are.

They do right by black people kind of, but that's just white shows in general.

But they I'm sorry, that's so interesting.

Bartley, sit back.

He looked like you even from Baptist from East Value.

That's why that's why bart goes to a hood.

Get his flat top.

Oh yeah, rash.

He did come out with do the bart Man.

That was a whole rap and they are high yellow.

Then they came out with black bar because we are a.

Range of shades as the people.

They did have a black bar.

I had a black bark shirt and stuff.

Yeah, back in the in the early nineties.

Oh yeah, and then remember remember that, what was my point that it's so sad?

Wait I had a point right there.

Hold on, hold on, hold on.

Oh jack Kennedy, remember there was always a rumor that Jackie Kennedy's family was passing for something passive for white but there was.

Something remember that.

Reptile.

I did see a threat the other day that was like, y'all, I'm not gonna tell me, this is beautiful.

Nah, Like she looked like she bite people like people like, yeah, she had the cute little like Chanelle dressed in the ol Cassini looks after when she became an Onassis.

But like otherwise, Esma was a little frightening.

I'm not gonna hold you.

It was very like like you know those tumors that.

Have teeth, yeah, yeah, or like.

That movie or that movie teeth, but the girl with the teeth of.

Vagina, yeah, vagina, yes, yes, exactly.

What happened?

What else do you have to tell me?

So did you see what's happening with pins tuckyh Yes?

Now, now I've always her and Natasha Leon just have always just given me just outlaw mud show, backyard type of white women, right, you know, like kool aid, red tampico, punch stage about the mouth and they kind of all smell like spit.

So if you didn't know, Pensentucky was went to went to social media because she was about to buy a boat for a man.

But it turns out the man was married but she knew the man was married, but the I got in the way of her, you know, basically the wife found out or whatever.

But and she starts out telling us this because she's in like a in her car, and she was like, I the last three nights, I was eating this man's butthole yep, because that's what he likes.

And she was thoroughly with the shits, no pun intended, and she was down to.

Do whatever.

And then his wife came and was like, you're wrecking our home.

And so now she upset about it.

And she keeps calling a wife a bitch, and she's interrupting the plans.

But she proceeds to let us know three hundred and twenty two times throughout this conversation.

How much she was eating this nigga's ass, the man that.

I've been messing with the married man every night, well for about three nights in a row, or even maybe there's a night in between.

I was licking his butthole yep, because you liked it, and I didn't mind doing it.

And this is not a shame ass eating if that is it was.

This is how much she told us she was.

Right now, This is this is to shame the studios.

This is their fault.

It is it is if they would get their ship right and pay these people, they can get that that apt mental health services that they need and to keep busy so they don't keep telling us this ship all the fucking time.

HM.

Put people back to work.

Because the girl is very good at playing herself.

Yes, clearly, I had no idea that's who she was as a person until the other day.

Well, you know Hustle and Flow eight mile that you know, and all of them are the same person, which is she?

But see when you leave her to her own devices, and she's the worst version of herself.

If you all were opening studios back and do what you're supposed to do for people and take care of them, then she could just play herself on camera and maybe herself in person would not be so tormented.

Seems like simple science to me.

Boom, So, I I have something to share, and I was actually decided I was going to do this on the main stage.

But we'll test it here and see what how you feel about it.

Okay, let me give you a little backstory.

Okay, so you know you called me the other day with your with your surprise, which we'll talk about on the main sto what your kids surprised you.

So it brought me back to the episode of Smash where they were reading read as stories and there was a story about how this woman's boyfriend threw her a surprise wedding and she asked, if you know, am I the asshole.

For turning down a surprise wedding?

Right?

And everybody was like but her family was like, yeah, you are because this was such a nice gesture.

You're gonna you were gonna marry him anyway.

And then afterwards he's like, well, now we don't have a money, we don't have money to like have a real wedding now, the one that you want, so you should have had this one.

So I was like, what the fuck?

But right after that story, there was another story that had to do with books, and this is when I learned of Wiglacher.

White people made niglature, but for whites to digest how.

You everingh ain't that what that is?

No?

No, no, no no no, like you think of Daniel still.

That's not neignature.

No, that's just that's just we'll call that much.

Okay.

I have found wig liture.

I have found the Kwan Mills of White Literates.

Their name is M J.

Edwards.

I was okay, so I was gonna ask a little white what's the what's the white get on name?

Right?

Well, you know when they do ghetto names, they do.

Initials, will like it be a white man named Bridney right where Shane Shane is like, ain't they kind of like a yeah, yeah.

So I kind of want to buy it and.

Read it because I was looking for it for free.

But I but it's a series and it's called Kissing the Coronavirus Chronicles, book number one.

I'm going to read.

The little blurt.

She was supposed to cure the coronavirus.

Instead she fell in love with it.

Doctor Alexa ashington Fird is part of a team of scientists.

Doctor Alexa ashington Ford is a part of a crack team of scientists tasked with finding the cure to the devastating coronavirus.

Little did she know she would end up falling in love with it.

In the steamy viral erotica, Kissing Coronavirus is a steamy tail about We're a bit of love and dark desires come to life.

Now.

I want to make notes that this book is not about falling in love with somebody with.

No I gathered exactly what this this is about falling in love with the virus itself.

So if you look upon the cover, it gives very much like doctor Bruce Benner and like the Hulk.

And she is this white woman on this green You can go on Amazon to look for it.

It's called kissing the coronavirus, and she is just huddled up on this green.

Man, I'm gonna read a sample.

Can you mean it's just actually let me just use my own people, Okay, I read while I looked this up.

Doctor Alexa Ashington fruits, staring at the.

Ten so much?

What please?

Washington?

First, testing between her fingers, her perfectly pink manicured nails clashing with the pale, bubbling liquid inside, she recognized the power she had in her group, the virus which had claimed so many lives and which made her heart be furiously like a wild tiger thrashing.

In its cage, the coronavirus.

Despite the devastation the virus was causing across the globe, Alexa felt a rush of excitement every time she picked up the Corona sample, like a pulsating erect penis desperate to Unleasha's devastation on anyone who touched it.

It had been so long since Alexa had been with the man that the virus was the only thing she could get near to which gave her any sort of thrill.

The tickle in her.

Nickers, first of all, is like it's a thumping.

It's not a tickle.

The tickle of her nicklas when she worked with the sample was the only sexual release she had experienced since the virus had unleashed.

Hell and it's taken as told on the world.

Now.

She held it in her hand, gripped it tight.

She bit her lip.

Imagine what she could do with it.

She rubbed her hand over her breasts, her nipple hardening like a tic tac.

It was hard like.

This is only half the page.

I haven't even got afterrough it, okay, Imagine what she could do with it.

She rubbed her hand over her breast and her nipple hardening like a tic tac.

Imagine how she would feel if she touched herself with it.

Pretty great, Alexa thought, pretty great.

In deedly, Alexa lowered the test tube and unbuttoned the bottom two poppers of her lab coat.

It says it right here.

She took the test tube and shook it.

The bubbling, creamy liquid sloshed against the inside of the tube.

It fizzed up, and Alexi swore she could fill the glass, expanding swelling up and down as she took the tube.

As she shook the tube, a shock of electricity course through her veins, eventually stopping as it reached her vagina.

It was like she sat on a battery.

Everything tingled and it felt good, but Alexa knew it could be better, much better.

Alexi pulled down her lap pands and pulled her panties to the side.

Her pussy was so wet that the lady glided across her skin like a fat man on a water slot.

She lowered the test tube.

As the COVID nineteen the temple got close to her, she felt the rush and a tenth burst from within, like an entire firework display going off.

That one.

This bitch busted in off of a test tube of the action.

Test too, baby.

Okay, So here's some of the reviews on Amazon.

First of all, it's three point six stars.

That is way too high.

Second of all, want to read it, but the first one I bullshit.

You not, I'll show it to you.

WHOA couldn't put it down?

Red Hole Book in one sitting.

The author has a perfectly perfect way with words and sentenced with words and sentences to describe descriptively in such a way that leaves you wondering what could possibly happen next?

Signed x D.

I think that's just a happy face.

Like a lappy Okay, I was, like, it's from Amanda, but it was signed extine.

Somebody else said, first of all, this story is only This book is sixteen pages long.

I did not I hate it to tell me, full of jaw dropping moments and bursts of laughter from the shockness of certain parts.

I don't know if I can say that this was an enjoyable if this was enjoyable considering what's about.

But I will say for sixteen pages, this was very interesting and quite the read.

Also, I'm a little embarrassed this is my first read of twenty twenty three.

Oh my god.

Not a legendary masterpiece to define a generation.

The one star reviews are fetty, so from cat stop reading.

What the what the hell did I just read?

Books?

One star?

But all the stars for making me laugh So damn hard.

I legit, wheezed and cried.

I knew I was in for a wild ride when the author compared the virus to an erect penis on the very first page.

I about dying when I read the sentence pussy so wet that the lace blidered across her skin like a fat man on a water slide because I accidentally inhaled my drink, never getting over his tongue like a chunk of macrowave fish.

Comparison, though, you'll know.

All in all, even though it was a great book, it was worth the ninety three cents just for the labs.

Buy it for, buy it for the eighteen ferrets the author has to take care of.

Oh my gosh.

Carol Ane said, I wish I could say I read this for it, dare, but I didn't.

Not kick shaving.

But some people need some serious help.

The author is one of them.

I have another for thinking, reading and reviewing the worst rated books on good Reads was a good idea.

Who we canna just read awful books and give you all the reviews?

Yes, oh this is amazing.

TikTok made me.

That's exactly how it happened.

Because there's book the lord, Yeah, hold on, what's the J D.

Harmon?

Wait while you looked at him.

I'm sorry, Carloson for the lolls.

I read this purely order dare after perusing a list of crack fiction with my best tie.

This is indeedly pure crack.

Every day I straight further from the light.

Oh my god, these Yeah, this is amazing.

You might have unlocked a gym here, friend, I'm not gonna hold you.

Yeah, there's yeah white, Oh my god, because there's because there's also J.

D.

Harding, who started this whole book talk.

This is where like because why people have another viral version of like fifty Shades of Gray Because white people are obsessed with sexual violence.

Oh yeah, no, they got an issue they have and.

They confuse it with like kink and chint.

No, that's no, now that I know the difference of what dom and stubbs and all that shit, that is just white abuse and violence that they disguise as love and kink.

I got thoughts, but because it.

Anyway, But yes I have I have discovered wigglature and a deep dive because yes, it is sixteen pages.

I forgot to mention that, because what can you imagine as being any longer than that.

I don't know why.

It's sixteen pages.

Honestly, that was the first page that you read, and that was I don't think I would be able to go on from there.

And they they paint the coronavirus as this is like a pit crew member, but incredible.

It's very The book centers around a romance between alexir ashington Fed, a researcher tasked with curing the Corona virus, and an anthropomorphised version of the COVID nineteen virus.