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The Chance To Take On 100 Or More
Episode Transcript
hey, everybody, welcome to sake to me hey everybody, welcome back to sake to me, the 100th episode, episode.
This is where we connect people to people, and now we're going to show you how we did it.
For 100 episodes, I got T-Bot here.
Hey, hey, and welcome back, keebler.
Speaker 3Hey everybody, How's it going?
Speaker 2The man of mystery.
The international man of mystery.
We are back.
We made 100 episodes.
This is officially the 100th episode, as said by Buzzsprout.
Speaker 4That is awesome.
Speaker 2You guys are just fucking kidding me.
Speaker 3How the hell did we make it this far?
Speaker 2That's what we're going to get into.
Let's go back and see how we fucking did it.
Maybe it's just my stupidity.
Speaker 1I can't stop, I can't stop.
Speaker 3I can't stop.
Okay, Patrick Star, Listen here.
Spongebob.
Speaker 2But yeah, we made it to 100.
And you and I were talking about it.
Speaker 4Yep.
Speaker 2Because I hadn't looked it up.
Speaker 4No right.
Speaker 2But I knew we were close.
Speaker 4You did yeah.
Speaker 2And then, when I looked it up, this is actually officially the 100th episode.
Speaker 3So I've only missed.
Speaker 2Yeah, go ahead.
Shout out to Casey.
We are missing Casey.
She had stuff to do.
She couldn't make it today and that sucks, but she'll be back for other episodes.
Speaker 3Hey Casey.
Speaker 2Hey Case.
Speaker 3So how the fuck did we get here?
I have no idea, but I know it.
Speaker 2Blind faith.
Speaker 3Blind faith is one, tolerance of you is two.
That's number three, four and five.
Okay, complete ignorance and or stupidity.
D-bot and I have put up with a lot of shit, no shit.
Speaker 2Would you guys knock it off?
I am literally the best thing that ever happened to you two.
Speaker 4You do know there's two of us and one of you.
You're screwed this episode.
Oh yeah, Well, let's see.
You know what let's put it out there right now.
Speaker 2Let's see, you know what.
Let's put it out there right now.
Let's see how well we can do with this, oh here we go.
Let's let the listeners figure out who wins me or you guys All right, all right.
Speaker 3He is known as the prophet.
Speaker 2I am the prophet.
I got us to 100, didn't I One?
Speaker 3thing I've known.
Yeah that's one thing I've learned, and the fans are the other.
Nope, the creature.
Who the hell is the creature Tag?
You do me See, I learned something new today.
You did Yep, did not know that, yep.
Speaker 2He's the only other one that has been on every single episode.
Speaker 3Oh, my good lord, I was holding out for a contract extension.
Speaker 2Yeah well, you're going to have to beat him.
Where's he now?
He's at the movies.
Speaker 3Is he really?
Yeah, we should have had him on here.
We get another headset.
Speaker 2Yeah, exactly, all right.
So I want to thank all the listeners and the subscribers and the guests and everybody.
I mean, we've only had what?
Speaker 3two or three guests.
Speaker 2But this is big news.
I'm in the works to push this to a different level and there's a guest that may or may not be coming on.
I think it looks like it will be a go.
Stay tuned.
I'll have more information when I actually lock it down and all that, but it will be riveting.
Speaker 3Epic, Epic.
I was just going to use that word.
Epic Love it.
Speaker 2It will be.
Speaker 3So we're going to have to wait.
Yeah, because I haven't locked it down yet, what the hell.
But it looks like it's pretty much.
Looks like we're still bottom feeders.
Speaker 2Yeah right Jeez.
Speaker 3Second class individuals, what the fuck?
So here, my language is bad today.
I want to thank the haters too.
Oh, love them, Gotta, love them, gotta, love them.
Yeah, I agree.
Speaker 2Here's a true story.
What do we got?
I agree, here's a true story.
What was it?
The last episode?
No, two episodes ago?
Was it Hot Wifing?
Yep, right, two or three, it might have been three.
At this point I don't even know.
But anyway, we were doing the Hot Wife episode and I've gotten so many emails and people are like thank you for talking about this.
Speaker 3Thank you for opening this up, like it's been open for a while, exactly.
Speaker 2They claim that we did it with some sort of tact, I guess, which I lack completely.
Speaker 4I'm like you, tact, that's not even the same sentence together.
No kidding, no, definitely not.
Speaker 2Hey, I'm as miffed as you guys are.
You have no couth at all.
Speaker 3Fuck you Zero.
See my point taken.
Speaker 2I walked into a restaurant the other day and asked them where the gangbang was.
Speaker 4Jesus, I believe it.
Yep, there you go.
What an ass, totally oh shit.
Speaker 2But the stuff coming up that I was just talking about.
We on this podcast are trying to connect people to people.
That's what this whole thing is about Trying to say things that most people won't talk about or don't talk about.
I just want to put it out there.
It's like I will talk about anything, I don't care.
It's like yeah, I got saggy balls, whatever it is, you know, I mean, or I, I'm missing a nut or something.
Why are you talking about that?
Speaker 3you know, I got problems down there I, I'm targeting you there, pal.
Speaker 4Glad I'm out of this one.
Speaker 3Poor Mrs Keebler.
She's been icing them.
That's awesome.
Just to fill everybody in, I had double hernia surgery two weeks ago.
Speaker 4That's why he hasn't been on.
Speaker 3That's part of the reason Right.
Also a contract extension.
Speaker 2He's very new.
Two of me there you you go like hernias one for me but.
But the segment is going to come up and it'll probably be one, maybe two or even three episodes with this guest.
That's coming on okay and, uh, it is intertwines with everything we've already talked about.
It goes deep and it will be awesome.
Yeah, that's cool.
I can personally relate to it.
Yep, what he or she is going to have to say is going to be unreal.
Speaker 3Yeah, unreal.
Speaker 4Yep, yep.
Speaker 2Do we?
Speaker 4know this guest or I do not no.
Speaker 2None of us do.
That's why it's not locked down yet.
Really Okay, it's in the works.
Speaker 3Where's he getting this guest from?
Don't worry about it.
Speaker 2We'll talk about it later.
All right, talk about it later let's talk about your resurrection in softball.
We'll talk about that quickly because we have to get on with the show.
All right, we were talking about it earlier, before we started.
Yes, we were, and.
Speaker 3I told you it out of the way.
Speaker 4That's awesome, Keebler.
Speaker 3All right, boom one for Keebler, yes.
Speaker 2Keebler.
How long did we play softball together?
Speaker 3You and I personally probably 15, 20 years.
Speaker 2How many times did I get hurt?
Speaker 3I don't, maybe once.
I think seriously hurt Like you got hit in the head.
Speaker 2I got hit in the head, I got dropped, yeah, and even after that I was back.
Speaker 3I mean maybe little knick-knack type things, but nothing major.
Speaker 2I had cut the tip of my finger off that day and then drove to Rhode Island and played all weekend.
Oh wow, one weekend yeah yeah, like I didn't quit, yeah, and you won't be able to test, but anyway, casey was there.
Second game back.
Oh boy, here we go.
Second game back.
I hit a double right down the line.
Speaker 3I'm rounded first so wait, was it really a double?
Or was it a single and you thinking it was a double?
Speaker 2no, it was a double okay, because the left fielder was nowhere near it and I was at first base so I had a no problem yes, and I went to turn and take the turn at first.
Oh Sniped Been there.
Sniped.
I went down like a ton of bricks.
Speaker 3Really.
Speaker 2Yes, white flashes in my eyes Supernovas, not like stars.
It was like I thought my eyes popped out of my fucking head.
Speaker 3So when was this?
A couple weeks ago, or.
Speaker 2Oh God, yeah, it had to have been off four or five weeks ago.
Speaker 3We have a black and blue to show.
Speaker 2Not now.
Speaker 3Oh it was, it was Okay, that was legit then.
Speaker 2Yes, and I went down and I laid there and it was like, oh my God, Were you near the bag?
I think my foot might have been touching it, Touching it so they couldn't call me out.
But they're like are you all right?
They're like are you all right?
I'm not really sure right now, I just lay there, yeah.
Speaker 3I remember that happened to me once Rounding third base.
It was nowhere near the bag.
I said just tag me out so I can have somebody carry me off the field please.
Well, I got a little walked off, you did, yeah, oh no, I had Doobie and Dibble carried me.
Speaker 2Literally it was a double header.
I played the second game.
They took me out for the rest of that game that was.
That was my first at bat, so it's probably the second inning you end up playing the next game yeah percocet viking and beer.
Speaker 3Nothing, nothing, no, okay, yeah, I'm just checking, that's so you know what you left out there?
Speaker 2what's that real man?
Speaker 4oh my, gosh well, I had a friend anyway.
So I had a friend there who saw the whole thing and she texted me.
She goes, he just face-planted.
Speaker 1Really I was so.
Speaker 4I should have been there.
I'm like bummed, I missed the whole thing.
I probably would have laughed my ass off.
Speaker 2Oh, without a doubt.
Speaker 4And I'm laying face down in the dirt and everybody's looking at me and they're like you all right I'm like I'm not sure yet which, which led to weeks of like I can't walk, I can't walk no, that's not what it was.
Speaker 2Oh my good, say it properly or don't say it at all, go ahead.
Speaker 4I mean it was black and blue, it was bad.
Speaker 3Remember mine was from my, from my ass cheek to the bottom of my foot.
Speaker 2That's how bad mine was mine was from my ass cheek to the bottom of my foot.
Speaker 3That's how bad mine was, mine was from my butt cheek to my knee, to your knee, yeah, and the colors are amazing.
Speaker 4Oh, they're so pretty, they're so pretty.
Speaker 2No, this is how you know I was really hurt.
I don't bruise.
Speaker 3I don't bruise that easily.
You're going to bruise with that?
Oh yeah, without a doubt, if I bruise, I got hurt, I got literally hurt.
Speaker 2Anyway, that was the story.
All right, that's our softball stuff.
So a little precursor to that.
I haven't played in two years.
Right, I was so excited to be called back.
Speaker 3Okay, let's go.
Boy oh boy, Do you?
Speaker 2underestimate yourself or overestimate yourself.
I can still do this.
Speaker 4Nope your body's like nope, fuck you.
I found out what happened.
He texted me and I go did you warm up?
You haven't played in like two years.
Did you warm up?
Speaker 3Yeah, of course not I can just get back out there.
Speaker 2In traditional Dedo fashion.
I rolled in there two minutes before the game Absolutely.
Speaker 3Who's got time to warm up.
Sounds totally right, true story.
Speaker 1Yep.
Speaker 2What a jackass.
That was a heartwarming story for everyone.
Speaker 1Let's get back to the show.
Let's get back to the 100th episode.
Speaker 2Yeah, let's get back to the hundo.
Speaker 3Yeah, Sammy, J Cheers to you girl.
Speaker 4Sammy J.
Speaker 2For supporting up with us.
I don't know how she does it.
I don't either.
I'm very thankful.
Speaker 3Ham, you too Ham hi Sammy we probably lost Ham probably 50 episodes ago nah, he's still tuning in.
German guy.
How about the guy from Germany?
Speaker 2he's still there, awesome we got a Cleveland Ohio person too, non stop.
I love it, and it's funny because I can see where they're coming from Cleveland rocks, cleveland rocks, and it's like they pop up a lot and I keep noticing them.
It's hard because I'm not that bright.
Speaker 4I'm so glad he said that Me too.
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2So I got to remember all of these things.
And when it happens four or five, you see the same thing four or five, six times.
You're like all right.
Speaker 3Oh, it starts sinking in a little.
It starts sinking in a little.
Speaker 2So I'm slowly but surely, after 100 episodes, catching on to who's listening and who's not.
There's a bunch of people, and for those people that keep tuning in and keep listening, thank you, thank you, keep going, thank you, I'll figure out how to get something out there for you so happy you're listening so what the hell inspired our first episode?
I'm the only one that can answer that question oh yeah, go ahead desperation.
Speaker 3You needed something to do.
Speaker 2I was on house arrest.
Speaker 3I had an ankle bracelet.
Speaker 4Yeah.
Speaker 2I could only go to and fro work.
Speaker 4Yeah, but you always said you actually wanted to do something like this.
Speaker 2I did.
Speaker 4And that was the opportunity that you took it.
Speaker 2I took it Right, right, and here we are.
Speaker 3And him with having so few friends.
Here we are, here we are.
Speaker 4We're just stuck by him.
Yes, we have.
Speaker 2Sometimes Now I question me.
When that first happened, I was like all he wants is friends.
All he wants is friends.
Everybody left me.
Now I got friends.
I'm like shit.
What was I thinking?
Speaker 4I can't afford what you wish for Shit balls You'd be so sad if you weren't in your life Take it ever free.
Speaker 2Have you ever recorded an episode with socks with holes in them?
Speaker 3Socks with holes in them.
Speaker 2Absolutely.
I think every single pair of socks has a hole in it because of the dog Correct Because of Maz Maz, maz Maz.
Speaker 4The mascot.
Speaker 3That is true Probably.
Besides T-Bot, Maz is the second person I miss the most.
Aww.
Casey's gonna be better than you she's third, If she was here she would have been maybe second yeah.
Speaker 2I would stop talking if I were you.
Speaker 3Sorry Case.
Speaker 2I would just start talking right now.
I'm going to have some adult beverage I would start your butt kissing if you could.
Speaker 3Why is she on her way here now?
She might be after that comment?
Speaker 2What was the guess that caught you totally off guard.
I guess these are all questions for me.
Yeah, I thought they were going to be.
It was the one that we did where we took it down.
Technically, this is 101.
Speaker 3Are you talking about the jackass coach?
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 3Oh.
Speaker 1Let's leave it right there.
Speaker 3Yeah, that's one thing.
He doesn't get more of a shout out than that.
Nope, he doesn't deserve it, nope he doesn't deserve it.
Speaker 2He totally caught me off guard In the middle of recording that I was like this isn't any good.
Speaker 4I can't use this.
Speaker 2But I had to keep to my promise.
Speaker 4Put it up there.
Speaker 3I put it up there for a week and I took it down.
Speaker 2Get all your listens in now.
I erased every part of that.
I don't want anything to do with it.
Speaker 3That was rough.
It was more than rough.
Yeah, that was rough, controversial Right.
Speaker 2Well, hold on, because we're going to get into that, and that's going to be about hot wifing, because that has been our best episode, believe it, or?
Speaker 3not Really.
Speaker 2Yes, and I talked about this briefly with either you or Casey on the air earlier about that's great, but is that what people are looking for?
Because, right, that's not necessarily the direction I want to go with it.
Agree.
The podcast?
Yeah, I mean, but I think I, with this next segment that's coming up, yeah, I believe it'll be even bigger.
The next one, the next 100 it will probably set the tone for the next 100 after nice.
This that's, that's how big it is and that's how much I really want to get into it.
Yeah, I really need to focus on it and do it right.
Okay, because I really want to make it a good episode for everybody, for us Right.
For the guest and everything I want to make it look good and be just-.
Speaker 3Yeah, us, the guests and the listeners, yes.
Speaker 2Yeah, and then the last question.
This is for you guys Would you rather make it 100 more episodes or lick a subway pole barefoot?
Speaker 4Answer wisely.
I'm going to go with 100 episodes, because Lord knows what's on that pole.
Speaker 2Just throwing it.
Yeah, like you have a little pole.
Speaker 3All right, I'm going to go with.
It's two against one, remember, not a subway pole, two, nothing.
I'm going with the subway pole because I don't like the way I get treated here.
Speaker 1So that's got to be much better.
Speaker 3Maybe I can make a new friend there that's not named Ditto.
Speaker 2You get treated much better if you showed up.
Speaker 4Here we go Three- ero.
Here we go Three- ero.
Speaker 1Oh God, he's having fun.
Speaker 3Good luck yeah right, good luck, let's go back to the softball Fold down, go boom.
Owie, owie, owie, jesus, you ain't right guy.
No, I'm not.
Speaker 2No, all right so far in this thing.
In the first 100 episodes we have covered love lies, toe rings, diy disasters, dating apps gone wrong, basically everything yeah.
Speaker 3Quite a bit of stuff.
Speaker 2Yeah, even personal stuff to put it out there.
Speaker 3Yep yep.
Yeah, divorced fathers yeah.
Speaker 2We had our moment.
Do you think that people are listening to us because of that?
Speaker 4Yes, because, like you said, sometimes people don't want to talk about it and you and all of us will talk about it, just about anything.
Yeah.
Speaker 3I think we connect with people more on that aspect.
Correct Right, I want to be so when it gets down to earth.
Speaker 4Yeah, right, right, right right.
The people again don't want to talk about oh my gosh, I don't want to talk about that or they're scared to talk about it or whatever, and we just talk about it.
Speaker 3I did have our.
We did the one after that.
Yeah, it was good.
It was pretty much as good, right, except for we didn't have pizza and beer in front of us yeah, which made it even better.
That would have been awesome.
That was our Christmas bonus.
It was so.
Speaker 2I guess what I want to ask next is do you think that the vulnerability and laughter and the honesty of the mistakes we've made makes our show more wholesome?
Speaker 3I'm going to say yes, does it make it better?
I agree, I think so.
Speaker 2Do you think listeners stick around for that?
Speaker 3They do.
All right, they do.
Before I left home, mrs Keebler shout out to her yeah, I was going to say that she said the same thing.
She said pretty much being honest.
The down-to-earth aspect really connects more with the listener.
She thinks that's really what I'm looking for.
Speaker 2She says the comedic stuff is good, but I want to be funny about it, but I want to be honest more than anything.
Speaker 3That's why she likes the girls better, just like my son likes the girls better.
Speaker 2I've seen a lot about Miss Keebler huh.
Speaker 4Yeah, no, but he's got a point because I think Casey and D-Bot I think he was talking about us, them two, casey and me.
Yeah, I know what he meant.
Speaker 2Nobody likes us.
But did you hear what he said?
Yes, she likes the girls better.
Speaker 4Yeah, Well, yeah, she walked into it.
Speaker 2And, by the way, that's for nothing I got one.
Speaker 3when you didn't your fucking baseball, softball, not stretching out of the car I got you.
Speaker 2You can't take one for that, because you wouldn't have been able to, because I told the story, all right.
You two neutral corners.
Speaker 4Okay.
Speaker 2Yeah, go back to the corner.
Okay, fix that.
Cut over your eye because you're getting beat.
Oh my gosh, you rented mule.
Speaker 4Anyway, back to your question, yes, the fact that we are honest and open and talk about things people don't want to talk about.
Speaker 3I think that's what keeps listeners coming back and listening.
It keeps them engaged, correct?
Speaker 4because a lot of these podcasts out there.
Are they fake?
Are they phony?
They're not telling the truth you know, what I'm saying.
I don't know, but we are real about what our conversations are about and what we talk about well, we are real and we are telling our thoughts and opinions from our perspective.
Speaker 2But is that real?
Speaker 3like I think so I think most of it's real, I agree.
Speaker 2I mean, I know that we are being real, but will it be seen as real?
Speaker 3I think so, yeah, why wouldn't it?
Speaker 4Well, that's on them.
Speaker 3You gave them a big word, yeah.
Speaker 2It wasn't on my toilet paper this morning.
There's one for you guys.
Word of the day Four to one For Ditto.
Speaker 4Perspective.
Speaker 3Perspective.
Speaker 2It and the.
Speaker 3Keep them small.
Ditto, Keep them small.
Speaker 2It's so hard.
Listen, I got to ask you guys Is it that hard?
Do you guys even begin to understand how hard it is to dumb my intelligence down?
Speaker 4To be even on the show with you guys.
Are you kidding me?
Hold on, hold on.
I'm going to go vomit.
I'll be right back, yeah.
Speaker 2Thank you.
Why, why would you vomit?
Because that's ridiculous.
You can't handle the truth.
Speaker 4Okay, really, that's where we're going.
Speaker 2I'm not sure it's hard for a person like me, so uberly intelligent, that I come in here and I could dumb it down and just hang out with the layman.
Speaker 4Wow, the layman, is that what you think of us?
It's incredible.
Is that what you think of us?
It's a talent, it's a talent.
Speaker 2No, no.
That's not what I think of you, that's what I think of me.
Yeah.
Speaker 3Wow, joe Rogan, if you're listening, I'm available Me too, me too.
Package deal.
See if we can contact Greg.
Oh, fucking Greg.
Speaker 2I think he's working there.
Speaker 3now I think he's moved on.
Took an internship with Joe Rogan.
Speaker 2Here's a true story.
Oh boy, greg, that is not a made-up name.
Where?
Speaker 3does that come from?
That is?
Speaker 2a real person.
It is a real person and it will probably come out in the stories I'm telling you about Are probably come out in the stories I'm telling you about.
Are you kidding me?
No, I shit you not.
Wow, everything I have said has been real.
Let me ask you this Was Greg on the Simpsons.
Speaker 1No, no Okay.
Speaker 3Then Greg's fucking fake.
Speaker 2No, Greg's real Love you, Greg.
Here's a little hint.
Greg received tough love.
Yeah he did so upcoming.
We're going to get into some crazy stuff.
We end up filling most of our time with topical stuff and I find it once a week is really hard to be current with stuff.
Speaker 3It's really hard.
Speaker 2I agree that, I agree with, but this is a story that's ongoing and has been for years and years, yeah, and when we get there, you'll understand why, really, and I hope everybody hangs on and listens to it, because there's a lot to be said.
Please do, and I'll guarantee that it will affect just about everybody.
Speaker 3We're not going back to Diddy, are we?
Speaker 2It's along those lines, but it's not.
It has nothing to do with Diddy, okay.
Speaker 3I know you were at the parties.
Speaker 2I was not.
I didn't eat them.
Monkey brains, the rock did.
Speaker 3What was the other stuff?
Speaker 2Oh, my God what was the stuff that they were giving them Baby oil.
Speaker 4Baby oil, baby oils okay, moving on.
I don't want that for my bonus.
Don't take that for your bonus this year the baby oil nope, I want to ask you a question, ditto, what was your favorite episode out of all of them?
Speaker 2my favorite episode out of all of them were the two I did about my life okay, I was good.
I'm glad you said that it's not that I think they were the best content, but they were my best content.
No, but they were my favorites because I got it off my fucking chest, which?
Speaker 4is what you needed to do.
Speaker 2I got it out because it was haunting me.
Speaker 3I agree that would help, and so I put it out there, yep.
Speaker 2So that's unfair to say no, let's take those two out.
Speaker 3Okay, all right one.
Yeah, that was a good one, that one or the first?
Speaker 2fire ready yeah.
Speaker 3Fucking Lotto.
I laughed so hard, the Lotto.
Fucking diesel gas.
Why do you gotta park?
You know you're not getting diesel, your car doesn't take diesel, but you're still fucking parked there.
You're taking up a goddamn spot.
Speaker 4It has been fun, as you're standing behind the guy in line buying 50,000 Lotto tickets.
Speaker 3What was?
Speaker 2your action.
Speaker 3Scratching them right there.
Speaker 4What was?
Speaker 2mine, both of you.
What was your favorite ones?
Speaker 4I actually liked the fire ready night.
That was hysterical.
Speaker 3One of my favorites is when you got me to talk about my colonoscopy.
Speaker 4Oh my gosh, I forgot about that one and I did like when the four of us did that episode after Sally's?
Yeah, that was fun Because it was just laid back and we were busting on Ditto and the four of us are on it.
Speaker 3Correct.
Speaker 2I'm glad I make everything easy for you guys.
Speaker 3God forbid anybody help me?
Speaker 4Okay, stop right now.
Just stop it right now.
Speaker 3We're all equals, ditto?
No, we're not, I am far superior to you.
Speaker 4God, okay, just stop.
Speaker 2I just had.
Speaker 4Because you forget a lot of stuff.
Speaker 2Episodes this, that the third, oh well, whatever, oh my God.
Speaker 3This is him dumbing it down, as usual.
Speaker 2This is how hard it is.
My brain goes so much faster, you guys.
Speaker 3And I'm already past what I was going to ask.
Speaker 2Because you guys are like oh, I like gas, what, what.
Speaker 4He is such an ass.
He is Holy cow.
Speaker 3So let me ask you this Shoot oh, that's what I was going to say.
Speaker 2Hold on, stop right now.
Go ahead and shoot at me.
Ask me anything.
Speaker 3No, I'm just asking if Greg is gone and he's real until he comes back, or, if not, is we getting somebody else to replace him?
Speaker 2Yeah, it's still me.
We need a tech person.
It's still you.
I really need a tech person.
You suck.
Speaker 3We could use a tech person because there's a lot of hey any time you would like to take over.
No, no, feel free, bro, I just want you to hit the I'm not a hog, get your panel noise.
You know some noise every once in a.
Speaker 4Don't do it.
Speaker 2We'll do it in the outtakes.
Speaker 4Sound effects.
Speaker 3That episode was pretty funny when you learned the sound effects.
Hey, they work.
Speaker 4What's this button?
All right, you want to ask us something.
Speaker 2No, I was going to tell you.
Speaker 4Oh, okay.
Speaker 2Ask me whatever you want about the show.
If you've got a question, ask it now, because we're almost out of time.
Speaker 3Oh, are we seriously out of time already?
Speaker 2Wow, how fun.
Well we're at, yeah go.
Speaker 4I think I've asked you.
I just wanted to know what your favorite episode was.
Speaker 2No, no.
Speaker 4Besides that, oh, why are you?
Speaker 2How hard is it?
How come I don't get any help?
How come I have to do it all myself?
Why am I so good at everything?
Stuff like that?
Speaker 1No, that's not happening going on.
Speaker 3I think I'm just going to walk out right now and put my headset down and leave.
I agree, I do have a quick story.
Before the last week I played golf.
We were following.
Speaker 2Shankopotamus.
Speaker 3Oh, I shanked a few that day.
There was three women in front of us and we're like Did you hit it into them?
Speaker 2No, did you fight them on the 18th green?
Speaker 3No, okay, but anyway, oh my gosh.
Green no okay, but anyway, oh my gosh, we uh tell that story.
Now, of course, we got four guys in our group and all of a sudden you hear oh, this is gonna be a slow day, blah, blah, blah.
I got women in front of us.
Well, they were playing right along, you know.
First hole, second hole after we get to the second tee box, lady turns around and starts walking back.
We're like, oh boy, what do we do?
Speaker 2I'm here for the gangbang.
Yeah, no, she didn't say that.
Speaker 3Oh jesus, what's his problem?
So you really look at me, me and my, me and my buddies looking at her and I go to where I said is everything all right?
She goes.
Not really she goes.
I got stung by a bee between holes one and two.
Oh my god, yeah, and one of my guys goes.
I think your stance is too wide.
Speaker 1Oh.
Speaker 2That is fantastic, wow.
And it's funny because before the story even started, I said I'm here for the gangbang.
Speaker 3She got stung between the holes one and two oh, that was good, that one just took a little too long to materialize because of Jackass over there.
Speaker 4Consuming the hot air in the room.
Speaker 3Yes, I thought it was the air conditioning.
Speaker 4Yeah, where is the air conditioning?
What the hell?
He's probably contributing to it.
Speaker 2It was here, but I turned it off.
Oh, really Just to torture you two?
Oh wow, Because that's the kind of business I want to run.
Speaker 1Great.
Speaker 3Yay, my eyes are sweating.
All right, you guys have taken up enough time alright, wow again thank you to everybody, thank you everyone, thank you everyone 100 episodes down.
Speaker 2Awesome, at least 100 more yes, at least.
Speaker 3And if you don't hear from me, I'll be in New York City licking a subway pole.
Speaker 2Jesus Christ, that was perfect.
Sometimes I wonder thank you, that was perfect.
Sometimes I wonder why I bothered dumbing myself down for this.
Speaker 4Thanks everyone for listening, absolutely.
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Speaker 1Saki to me.
I'm going to go.
Speaker 4Kaylee's the older one.
She's your daughter's age, oh okay.
And Mandy's my younger one.
She's 23.
Casey just started at New Britain Hospital.
Speaker 3Did she Good for her?
Yeah, she passed her boards.
Oh, good for her.
Shout out to Casey Yee-hoo.
Speaker 2Little fucking nerd finally made it.
Speaker 3Yeah, she used to like you.
Speaker 2I love Casey.
Speaker 4She's my BFF.
She's my BFF.
Oh, he used to piss me off.
Kaylee and her used to get along.
Speaker 3That's my best friend Like what the fuck is wrong with her?
She's smart.
That's what's wrong with her.
Drop her when she was a kid.
Speaker 2She takes after her mother.
That's why you don't like her.
Speaker 3Pretty much, yeah, nailed it Her mother's in Italy right now Nice nice, hopefully fucking Mont.
Speaker 2Vesuvius goes off, oh that's not nice ba da boom ouch Dave you know this is recording right, yeah.
Speaker 4I hope so.
Speaker 3Yes, it is it is yeah oh shit, this is where you get your best stuff.
It is true ready go.