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Welcome to Johnny Winnard present Broken Simulation Starry, Johnny Wondard and his trusty sidekick.

Please please lah Bra we miss that, Johnny?

Did you put us on Twitch?

I don't have a twitch.

What's what's a twitch?

I mean, I know what a twitch is, but I don't.

We don't what.

We don't have a twitch for this account?

Oh all the people on twitch love us?

Are there really people watching on twitch?

Really?

Yeah?

When I did Doom Scroll and we got like fifteen.

People, h someday we'll get it next all right.

So welcome to we.

You know, schedules, got crazy schedules, Gonna be crazy next week too.

Got a crazy two weeks, Johnny, A lot of traveling, dude.

I'm taking the girls to the Homeland to hang out with my family.

I can't wait.

It's one of my favorite things to do.

Uh.

Then I go to next week.

I'm in Austin hitting the j R.

And so it's gonna.

Be you were saying this officially.

I mean I'm just waiting for somebody just to call me and go, oh yeah, we gotta move it.

And then I'm just like.

Why, God, why excited?

Well, I'm always excited, Johnny, Will you check out this shirt I'm selling that nobody gets real quick.

I think it's hilarious.

Maybe Boston just to get it, but it's the seven shirt.

You know what you should do for a start, you should make your picture black and white.

Also, it would match a little bit better because it would make it.

It would kind of you know what I mean.

It's meant to be ridiculous, that's what you're saying.

You're the idea is that they're like, this is us when we were young and like.

Good looking back in the day exactly.

Yeah, and black and white would help with that effect.

So Johnny, you know, I had probably the craziest day of my life.

I mean, it's just one of those days where nothing works out right, you know we ever have that where it's just like nothing works out every day?

Yes, go ahead, nothing works out.

Oh so a lot of things.

So anyways, I go to the airport, dude, and my flight's delayed.

Go figure.

I'm like, I'm I'm I'm I'm like Jack Bauer twenty four.

Drive in to the airport.

Must get there now, you know, just like breaking laws, just breaking laws like today, I might go to prison, or I'm gonna get to the airport barely on time.

Those are my options right now.

Right so I'm driving to win.

Dana's threatening to leave me.

I will leave you.

Every drive to the airport.

Dana and I break up.

Okay, okay, we're like af you I'm out done.

You don't get at me.

I'm the best driver ever.

You don't understand my style, okay, And my style is need for speed.

That's how I go.

So you do the thing I do where you if you're in the car, you're driving.

I have to do because if Dana's driving to the airport, it will take two days.

Yep, okay, two days.

I can get to a mile about mile outside the airport by the time Dana gets from the valley to the four or five.

That's how slow she goes, right, And she hates when I if I'm texting on my phone or anything, I get that, while when she drives, that's all she does.

I go, what are we doing here?

You yell at me for this?

I had to diet and my mother there.

Okay, So I get there barely, and as soon as I'm about to get on that street that leads you right into the airport.

We get think your flight's delayed by forty five minutes.

I'm like, I just committed felonies vehicular felon, and now you're telling me you just decided to bump it forty five?

Is that what you're telling me?

You couldn't let me know an hour ago when I couldn't driving Miss Daisy did.

It could be worse.

I was when I was leaving North Carolina last week.

They told me like five hours early that it was delayed, and then when I got there, they delayed again, and then they delayed it again, and then they delayed again.

Every time.

He was like, yeah, it'll just be fifteen more minutes.

This lying sack of shit.

Yeah, that's all they do.

They're just passed by you, so you don't ryot.

Three hours later, I go right before and they're like, we found you a new plane.

Put you on the new plane.

Should have done that begin with if you ask me?

Uh?

And I asked the guy who was like, hey, cause I'm in first class.

I got upgraded.

No big deal.

I'm like, we're getting food, right, And the guy said absolutely, flight this long, you're gonna have food one hundred percent, So I didn't eat in the terminal, good clothes, no food on a.

Pipe, no food, Johnny, I'm sorry.

I felt that pain.

I felt all that.

You do not want to piss somebody off.

You don't want to piss Johnny off.

You don't feed the beast, he's gonna go on rampages.

Just light stuff up.

A lot of racial slurs.

I've seen Johnny angry, a lot of racial slurs.

A lot of them.

Can't believe it.

You're in Boston right now.

I mean no, I'm in a connectut.

We were in Boston, okay, days like you're gonna go around Boston.

It's like I don't care.

I don't need the sight see right now, Okay, I don't need to do it.

I'm tired.

I'm always tired.

You've already you've already seen enough proof of the lie of history.

You know I got it?

Okay.

And by the way, Johnny, this is why I've discovered, uh A West coast ways can't handle East coast action.

That's what I've learned.

If you're in your ways is used to l A A ways on the phone.

Yeah your direction app you're mad, you go you go the East coast.

It's like, bro, I don't know where fuck I'm going.

It.

We we went to find the airport yesterday.

Waves brought me so far all the way.

I was embarrassed.

I thought Eddie was gonna quit the tour.

That's how far out the way.

I'm like, where is this?

Where is this stupid ass?

Where's this stupid ass hotel?

Couldn't find it, But I want to go some quick before.

So my flight's delayed.

I'm getting ready to go.

I'm going through security.

You know, I got my passport because I won't get a real I D.

I'm never gonna get a real I D.

I'm always gonna use the passport, which is technically a real I D.

But I can still rebel, right.

Yeah, So I go through that.

I'm using my Global Entry things, which is real quick.

First of all, the machine won't print my my my bag tickets, you know, which is just why I mean, are the lizard people that good that they can they can mess with everything?

I mean, They're like, don't let him get his suit his suitcase bags.

Whoa ah, right, So I gotta go through there.

I gotta have her.

I have to go to the clerk.

Luckily at this time.

If you want to fly lax, you gotta do it Thursday night.

It's dead.

It's dead, dude, So I do that.

I go up to security.

Hand to god, Johnny.

I saw grandma with Bbl's a big fat ninja turtle shell ass on this, Grandma.

I feel like you clock those everywhere, bro, you clock those.

It's a skirl.

My daughter can find cyber trucks wherever they are.

They can't hide from her.

She has a sixth sense.

She's like cyber chalk.

I'm like, bag, you got that, girl, You got that.

Good job on that.

Daddy didn't even see that me Bbl's.

I'm like, oh, that's a ninja turtle ass right there, right, just we got We got XG in the comments section telling us he would like he has to tell us that.

Okay, we know that.

By the way, well, by the way, guys.

Got the new shirts done?

Wood Army T shirts available?

That Japanese guy on the front.

No, it's got it's it's just the uh, it's the it says wood.

Army in the Army font.

Oh and that's all.

It's okay, Yeah, simple dude, Wood Army dog would Army, Jimmy the lips here.

So anyways, bbl Grandma.

You know i'd smash right, you know, you know i'd smash'd like, hey baby, how much time before your flight?

Yeah?

Yeah, yeah, someone along a broken hip on their flight.

Let's go.

Just blasting so I get through, I get through.

I don't know what it is, Johnny that no matter when I check in, I always get the worst seat.

I get to see up against the fucking toilet.

I have to do with when you check in?

What kind of airline?

Man, you don't put You have to get frequent flyer, some kind of frequent flyer program.

You have to enroll in it and fly the same airline as much as possible.

Dana just like put me on Ever's cheap and she messed up.

It's worth it, dude, you pay a little extra.

But I know I tell her all the time.

I tell her all the time.

Fly like you don't you fly like an amateur, Like you don't fly all the time, and you do fly all the time.

Rude man, No, I mean, I'm just saying.

I know you're a savvy flyer, but you the way she sets you up, sassy flyer, but the way.

She sets you up.

Is like you're a backpacker on a first holiday in Europe or whatever.

You know what I mean.

You gotta you can afford it.

Yeah, I told her, just put me up one Just put me up one flight.

I don't care.

Oh, you gotta grab connections.

I don't give a shit.

It's expensive.

I don't give a shit.

I just want to get them miles off.

Even if you do connect should just do the same air you can pick here once you once you get to the even the smallest level, it lets you pick your own your own seats.

Uh, Johnny, let me ask you the question, would you like unlimited miles or unlimited gay dollars?

Okay?

Now what, I don't know why I'm even engaging with this premise.

I should just ignore it or say something to move on.

But what I have to know what is a gay dollar.

That's where gay people support you fight with buying all your merch buying tickets to your shows, buying everything.

You're just getting total support by the gay community with tons of money.

Well, the gay dollar is a big dollar.

Day dollars.

They don't have kids, dude, they don't have kids.

It's a big dollar.

So I'm gonna take the gay dollars because then I can get all the miles I want with the gay dollars.

So I said, that's just a dollar.

No, it's special.

Gay dollars are special.

Okay, take the gay dollars.

Yeah, yeah, we all want them.

Day dollars.

My lot of stuff, we gay dollars.

Why did you ask me that?

Well, because I just wanted to know, would you rather have unlimited?

It wasn't going anywhere.

It was a limited gay dollars.

So I get the worst seat.

I can't sleep lately on the airplane.

I don't know what it is.

Yeah, it's it's freaking horrible, dude, horrible.

So then I get go to you know, rental.

I go to these rental car companies.

Johnny you rent cars or yeah, you do.

And because I have airline status, I'm in President's Club of Avis and I get a Tesla every time.

Will you know, Dana about these?

I got a Supercharged with the Dodge whatever the hell whatever those things are called, those stupid cars.

I got one of those last time.

Got a Mustang.

H I'm always getting I get double upgrades just because of airline status.

That's it.

You gotta do that, Okay, I mean I gotta do that.

I got to do that.

Every element of flying easier if you get your status boosted.

So you get the car, all you got to do is get it.

You won't even have to fly, bro.

You just get a credit card that gets you airline miles and you can get status from that.

If you get an American one, just put all your spend on it and then you'll it will make your flying so much easier.

Dude, you'll get upgraded every time.

You gotta do that.

Yeah, gay dollars make Sam hollow, Yeah for sure.

Dude, give me those gay dollars and tell them.

Johnny Woodard saying, Johnny.

Woodard wants some gay dollars to give them.

Hook them up with the big gay dollars, dude, big gay unicorn dollars.

Normal dollars come from the fret fed.

Gay dollars come from a unicorns asshole, and they just produce them, They just print them.

Sounds sounds pretty similar to me.

So, Johnny.

So we're going to Boston.

We're flying, it's fucking raining.

I feel like I'm living every beat of this.

This is appruciating.

We go there, we're trying to find it.

Our our our l A Ways is struggling.

Okay, these la Ways is struggling.

It doesn't know what to do.

We're deep into Taria.

We're trying to find it, and so.

Eddie puts in his new he uses his GPS, finds it.

We go to the hotel.

Johnny, this is a giant hotel in the middle of downtown Boston and guess what, they don't have a valet.

They don't have parking.

Oh my god, are you telling me this hotel does not have a valet.

I am out of here.

My gay dollars are out of here.

We're all living, Donny.

I gotta be honest with you.

This character sucks.

Okay, this is your worst.

That's what I'm doing you right now.

You say you're not doing Johnny.

You sound in a hotel and there's no moere to park.

That is an issue.

You sound so fancy right now, Sam, Johnny, Johnny, even.

A crack hotel has parking.

Okay, every hotelent's parking.

What are you talking about?

What are you talking about?

You're pulling into a metropolis and there's nowhere to park.

They're like, sorry, we don't have parking.

You have to go to a parking garage, and by the way, it's raining, we have to go three blocks down the street.

Sam, Sam, this is officially an atrocity.

I just want you to know that.

Due Johnny, play the atrocity music we don't have.

I thought we had trust music.

Atrocity.

We can't believe it's happening.

This is so offensive.

Okay, I'll work on that.

Well, somebody please make an atrocity song.

We need atrocity.

Sam, just give you the lyrics.

Sam just gave you wonderful lyrics.

Use this.

Yeah, dude, Yeah, let's see what Freeman JB says.

Parking is important part of a hotel.

Thank you, dude, thank you.

I can't believe Johnny thinks I'm being in an a risk craft.

The park on the premise, I will say, to be fair, you complain at first that they had no valet.

You didn't say, oh, no parking.

You came back with that fact at the end.

But Johnny, you did let me go they had no ballet, and you jumped in with the worst character ever done on a podcast, a risk asshole.

I will say, I hate ballet in my car.

If I can help it, I will sell park.

You would rather sell park at the hotel.

You don't want to sell park three blocks away in Chinatown.

I mean.

That's terrible.

Yeah, there's there's like alien lettering all over the place.

Everything's peaky Powell.

You know, it's crazy, isn't it that that's also a language, just that scribbling.

Yeah, I mean they're obviously grays, right, they're obviously the grays.

There's some percentage of great DNA inside of a Chinese sensations are grays.

And dude, I mean, and here's the whole thing about the grays.

And I'm starting to realize, like, if we kind of study what's happening in our world right now, all these autistic billionaires are buying up all the land, all the land.

They're just buying it up, right, They're buying up all the land, and they're making bunkers, which means they're only gonna they're gonna be the only ones who survive any kind of giant apocalyptic event like a meteor hitting us right right.

By the way.

This is, by the way, if you want to know why Elon's doing all that boring shit underground, this is why.

Exactly, which means Johnny back on the other plant.

Let's say Mars that got destroyed.

The only people who survived there were the autistic people too, And that's why aliens are just weirdos.

That's an excellent thought.

It's an excellent thought, Sam.

I mean, that's why we're what we're dealing with here to that is a much higher Japanese autistic aliens.

That's much higher level thought than I'm used to hearing from you.

I have to say, that's an excellent thought.

Are you mocking me right now?

No?

No, I think I really do think that's a good thought.

It's just it's I'm surprised.

What happened to the show.

Dude.

I'm up here spilling my guts about my feelings and you're just mocking me with characters.

That's not a character.

This is me, bitch.

No, yeah, it's it's You're totally right.

And and the some people I've heard it said like, oh, they'll let other people down there, You think these I.

Only it's all these boke shows will be there.

Only hot chicks will get And we're talking like tens, only tens will survive.

Yeah, under and under like twenty five.

These guys don't yeah, it's not.

Yeah, it's gonna be Children of Corn down there.

You have chicks who are like twenty four just counted days until they get sent out to the field.

That would be a great movie, by the way, Well that would be a sad movie.

I'm actually watching a great TV show right now, Silo.

Have you seen that?

No?

No, I started why.

It's kind of like snow Piercer, right, but like a a Silo.

It's actually really good.

Yeah.

Surprised because I keep trying to give shows chances.

They have this one that's trying to be like, I don't know, like, what was the movie that all the teenage girls loved about the vampires?

Buffy the Vampires.

No, no, no, it was like the movie, Yeah, the movie with Robert Pattinson.

Right, yeah, yeah, what was that called?

Somebody in the comments?

What's the fucking what's the name of that?

Twilight?

Yeah, Twilight, Twilight.

It's it's kind of like Twilight trying to be like Twilight means like Game of Thrones kind of, and it's just trying too hard.

I mean, it's just always yeah, no, no, no, no.

This other show, so I watched five minutes of it.

They got just cranking up the homo erotica out the gate, Right out the gate, they have just dudes staring at each other, thirsty.

What's what's the show you're talking about now?

Oh no, it's on Netflix.

I didn't even spend time.

It's what is it called?

It actually sounds like it's a cool name, and it's like just trying way too No, it's about like the god of dreams and they summon him Gay of Thrones, Yeah, Sam, man, It's just it just tries too hard.

It's really hard to be like do what would you call it?

What's the genre of of of Game of Thrones?

What's that called?

Genre?

Well, I guess you can do.

It's like when you're shoving gay in there so much.

It's just not I'm not into it.

So the next one I tried was Silo, and it actually ended up being really good.

Yeah, someone just said it.

You know, damn man is super effing gay.

Yeah, dragging on dude is great.

I recommend I've only seen one episode of it, but it's all about conspiracies.

It's really good.

Cool, It's really good.

Anyways, Johnny, So I go, you stay.

You know this place doesn't have valet it doesn't have coffee anywhere in it.

No coffee, Johnny, honestly, no coffee.

You're okay with that?

That's not even your domasic ship.

Right here, I'm paying gazillion dollars for this this room.

Can I get basic coffee?

Dog?

You said it was a nice hotel too, right, Well.

Dana, it says he got five stars.

I don't know who's voting on this stuff.

Well, it's interesting because five stars, if you're talking about the actual hotel like rating system, it's supposed to signify certain amenities, which then.

You then the hotel rooms are just like like fucking military base like rooms, Like they're just tiny rooms.

And they did you know you ever you ever see what like hotels try to be overly hip and cool.

They try to do stupid stuff that makes no sense.

So what they would do, Johnny, They hung the cheers and tables on the wall, so you had to take them off and assemble them to sit in there.

That stupid?

Is that the dumbest thing you ever?

Like hard like, we're so chic, you have to like you have to you have to put together your your your your own furniture.

Incredibly stupid, incredibly stupid.

So anyways, we go to the show.

Uh, we actually packed it out.

We packed Boston out.

It's an old school comedy club.

It's called nicks Nick's Comedy Stop.

It's a fun.

Yeah, this is where Joe Rogan got his start, this is where Bill Berg got his start.

We can get into Bill Burr's rant I don't know if you saw Bill Burr's rant on.

I'm like, who's he talking about?

A ban?

I think it was Inity or Variety, and and I want to get into that because I saw people breaking it down.

I felt they were just totally off on it.

But so anyways to do the show, Uh, it's packed out.

God be honest with you, the people of Boston are very cool.

It's a very there's this kind of like outside view of Boston that they're kind of like a just a city of racist And I'm not saying they're not, but they're very nice people.

Nick's Comedy Stop is like old school, dude fun.

They It has like this, like you perform on a plank.

Eddie Brop came out.

He's like, have you seen the stage?

I go yeah, he goes weird, right, I go, yeah, that's why we're here.

It's fucking weird.

We go we gonna dude, we have Roadhouse as ship.

So it was the people that were great.

My Matt was great.

I believe it's Matt.

I'm gonna fuck up his name.

I don't want to suck up his name and he's here.

That's not let's not f up our stream either.

Why by dropping bombs?

By dropping f bomb?

Yeah it's Matt.

That was right.

Matt and Nanny very nice people, dude, very nice people.

Uh.

Then one of the kids that one of the comics there, his dad is like head of the Teamsters in Boston.

Nice.

Right, Yeah, that's that's what you want to be.

They want me to do with their podcast.

They want to podcast and it's supposedly huge.

It's supposedly huge.

Hey, it's the future, man, everybody.

I need to get the Teamsters on on my side, dude.

So anyways, I go up there, I do my show.

Listen, there's something about Boston chicks.

Boston chicks are cute, but when they're hot, they're undeniable.

Okay, like they stand out.

Okay.

The Puerto Rican bartender, she knew I dropped hammer.

She knew I was great.

He's making eyeballs with the old man.

She understood it.

So so I do the show.

I finish up with my bit about how people silver wear masks are either ugly or the R word.

Right, you're either ugly or the R word.

Anyways, I get off stage.

The security comes up to me with a mask on.

Okay, And this is after he basically jailhouse me to get a T shirt.

He came up.

He goes, hey, I want a T shirt.

I go what He goes, I want T shirt?

You okay, okay, here's a T shirt.

This is why I can't go to prison.

Dude.

Oh he just pumped you.

Yeah, he just fucking punked me right there.

I want T shirt.

I go, okay, your security, I'll give you a fucking T shirt.

So I gave him a T shirt and then he goes to you.

Then he goes to the old the old female bartender that you know been there forever, straight up Offston accent, right out of a TV show.

He goes, you want T shirt?

She goes, tim fall hot.

I go, yeah, yeah, I take one accent, full Boston accent.

You're getting turned out here, but just turning me out.

There's my points around.

You want some of this.

Yeah you want did I hate it?

He's good?

You want something.

I'm like, hey, dude, this is one time.

It was the one time thing, so protect me.

That was between the two of us.

How dare you so?

Anyways?

I uh so, anyways, he gets he gets in my face.

This guy just came him Sure, he's like, yo, he goes, he just walks up.

He goes, Yo, why white people spit my face?

What?

He goes, why people spit in my face?

I go, what what is happening right now?

He goes, you're talking about me on stage?

I go wall the math, Oh dude, that's just a joke.

Come down and goes what people and I look everyone, They're like, is this a situation dude?

Yeah, because if it's security, what can you do?

So anyways, we do show.

There's like this this like shaved head guy like imagine Gabe Gabe Killian who just hits me up out of nowhere asking me for money.

Bo, can I have some money?

I go, dude, what am I fucking bank here?

Dud?

He just heard you got turned out that he was going to get his everybody's just lying all right.

Here we go.

So and by the way, I didn't get turned out.

Just so people get it.

I give.

I always give the saff T shirts always.

Yeah, yeah, it's not turned out.

If he's always that way, to be clear, if he's party, always slinging party bottom, he's always slinging bussy, Okay, I'm always it's horrible.

It's horrible.

I'm always singing Ki by the way, whatever, wherever he is, he's asked me for money.

Shout out, Gabe, shot Okabe, Hey guys, gay, go go fund me.

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Anyways, dude, so I'm all I'm due to show.

So this guy.

So at the end, we're doing questions right, and there's some great questions right, and this guy keeps raising his hand but people are beating him to it, I don't get to it.

And so after worry, he's like, yes, he comes in the back and he's like, imagine gay Gabe killing Johnny.

Stop it, Johnny.

We've moved on from that, okay, all right.

So anyways, he he comes, he comes.

To where we're doing the shirts.

We're giving away the shirts.

And by the way, this place is beautiful, dude.

It reminds me of like an area.

It was like a nice like bar, comedy club.

It's a gorgeous comedy club.

And then this room looked like something out of the Shining And I said that and they all laughed at me because they thought it was garbage.

I'm like, it's nice.

I like it.

Anyways, so he comes in the back and he's like, hey, just imagine Gabe killing on bath salts.

This is a guy's energy right now.

Okay, hey, hey, give me your number.

Come on, just give me a number.

I'm part of the truck.

Give me a number.

And he's like, just follow me out, come on, man, give me a number.

And we're like, okay, calm down, dude.

So he keeps coming up to me.

He goes, hey, man, hey, you didn't let me ask a question.

I go, Okay, what's the question?

Come on, man, let me ask a questions.

I go ask the question.

Dude, let me ask the question.

I go ask the question.

He goes, are you a fed?

I go?

You waited all night to ask that freaking question on whether I'm a fucking fed.

No, I'm not a fed, dude.

I drop a bit some beshie.

Guys.

Okay, do you guys understand that.

You don't understand that at all?

My co host is talking about my bussy?

Okay, A fed doesn't get talked to you like that.

You'd be a You'd be a terrible fed.

By the way, I'd be the worst fed everde I wouldn't be a fan.

I'm on nobody's team.

I'm telling you, guys like, we're gonna run this thing for as long as we can, and when it's over, you'll never see me again.

Dude, I just want to dis ap pair.

Sounds like a fed that part.

Shut up, Johnny, just shut up?

Who saw do you on?

That's so funny.

I thought I thought the punchline was gonna be that he asked for Eddie's number again, But no, it's you're are you a fed?

That?

Wow?

Yeah, it's so ridiculous.

Dude.

I bet Eddie gets that a lot too, because Eddie, I mean he did.

There's not one sort of fringe topic that he doesn't truly indulge, you know what I mean, Like he really goes and I bet he gets a lot of I mean, I know you do too.

But Eddie goes like out there, you know what I mean, dude.

Hot blacks in the comments section, trying to fight people.

Hot black chick acting like it's a waffle house, wanting to fight everybody in the comment session, like what are we doing here?

What are we doing?

I love the waffle house?

Yeah, dude, me too.

Hey, guys, if you want to see me live, I got some great dates coming up, Johnny.

Can you show my things?

Everyone to realize what is going on here?

In Sam Triple, he goes to Sam bad sound?

What do you mean?

It's bad sound?

You got bad sound?

Really?

No, it's fine, No, there's only one person said it.

Yeah, this my exception is a strip club.

Dude.

Yeah, dude, look at this so tonight I'm in brod Brook.

If you're anywhere around her, let's go who knows?

Oh yeah, you're watching this lid.

Then comedy Chaos.

We've got a killer lineup.

I love it.

Then Huntington Beach, I got to put up Ventura.

Next Kansas City.

I'm very excited about that.

Chicago.

I'm at OL.

Chicago's within a month, damn dude.

Then go to the next one.

Big dates coming, guys.

Here we go very excited.

Chicago, Tulsa, Oklahoma, Oklahoma City, and then Austin.

I am at the Fat Man the Big Room.

Five shows.

Come join me, and I'm also going to try to do kill Tony on the Monday.

This shit just said Phoenix.

I'm just in Phoenix.

Now you guys come to this shit.

And then stank fests.

Okay, people say, oh dude, where are you gonna be?

Dude, just go to my website whenever you want to.

Hey, Sam anywhere near me, go to Sam Trivley dot com, slash events, get in it to win it, and that's it, Johnny.

I just checked the sound.

The sound is good.

The sound is good.

Somebody just out here talking smack for no reason.

Quick complaining, quick complaining that when people complain, Johnny, that was my stories.

That was my story.

That was my stories.

Johnny.

Let's get into some store we got all the day long love.

When you sing about the Lord.

It's a hymns.

I have so many of them stuck in my head from childhood.

Gilbert Arenas, Yes, more, we're gonna go straight from airplane to basketball?

Is that really what we're about to do?

What did so?

He got arrested for illegal gambling?

Uh in his own house a ring in l A.

Listen, dude, I love Gilbert Arenas.

I enjoyed when he played.

I thought he was great.

Yeah, for like what three years?

He was just three years he was fired.

Dude, he was haibachi dog.

But he has to be one of the dumbest people on plant Earth.

He has to be one of the dumbest people.

Now when he gets in trouble for bringing a gun into the locker room, I mean, you're like the dumbest person in history, but you can go okay, people have brain farts and happened.

Then he does this.

Here's the problem with these guys.

Okay, these NBA players, these pro athletes, when the spotlight ghosts, they go nuts.

They just go nuts.

They're not used to it.

They want the spotlight again, they want the action.

So then this dumb ass runs a runs a freaking runs.

This dumb ass runs an illegal casino to Israelis in his house, in his way.

I'm having problems with my next door neighbors again, these is rallies because they're fighting over curbs, and I've gone, okay, I'm gonna give you the curb in front of your house.

Now they're parking from my house on the curb and leaving cars.

They're occupying, occupying your parking.

They're occupying my curb right now.

It's unbelievable.

Better watch out, man.

They'll defend that.

They'll defend that with their life, you know it.

Uh yeah, So he's back in the streets now, that's what he tweeted the Gilbert Arenas.

He says, Uh, this ain't got shite to do with me, is what he said.

Just rented the house, wasn't a part of it.

That's his claim.

I mean, he must think we're dumb, like they just show up and then he's so dumb, dude, This is how dumb he is.

He goes on a live stream.

Have you ever seen the meme where like the dog guys like drinking coffee, the house is on fire and says everything, of course that's literally what Gilbert Arenas did.

He had this, He did live stream and it was just fire behind him.

It's it's the same thing, right, the same manner.

Let me see if I can find that.

Where?

What do you where?

Did you see it on X Yeah?

I was on AX.

It was on YouTube and Gilberne's live stream after arrest.

See if you can find that, uh.

I can.

There's a picture of him being interrogated right here, which is interesting.

So anyways, they gave him, Oh no, is this for real?

You got?

Oh no, this is fake.

Never mind, it's an NBA sentel.

Got me again.

It was a picture of him in an interrogation room with a bucket of fried chicken.

Oh, Johnny, I got another story for you.

You put that up.

So the edword bitch strikes again.

So now I'm talking Lucas Earl at the time.

So we're just talking comedy.

You know, Lucas Earl is a great comic, really great writer, like a really great writer like that dude can hit, you know, like he can hit.

And you got like, if you gotta follow Lucas Earl, you better be focused because you're gonna silent.

I always called him hurl, but Lucas Hurl.

I call him Lucas Earl Lucas Hurl, Okay, and he crushes he crushes.

Syways, I have a conversation with him because he's gonna play the Comedy Magic Club in Hermosa and I'm like, dude, you got the right you got the right comedy for it, You're perfect for it.

Go crush that ship.

So anyways, I'm sitting there, Oh, dude, look at the new timfall Hat YouTube pages commenting guys, go grab that where it says swarm.

Yeah, go and follow that page.

We're putting up all the episodes there.

Please follow us there.

We need to get indulging Sam's adhd.

We need to get those numbies up dog.

Okay.

So anyways, I sit there, I'm talking on Suddenly this black comic who works the door at the comedy store comes up and he goes, hey, man, what's up dude?

He goes, is it true you say the M word?

I go what do you mean?

He goes, do you say the M word and you're in a joke?

I go yeah, He goes really, I go yeah, I say three times in this joke.

He goes like, but why, I go, well, I'm talking about the times I've been called the M word.

He goes, but are you saying it?

Are you saying it to be funny?

And I go, well, I mean we're doing stand up everything I say up there?

Like why why why wouldn't you Why wouldn't I say that?

He goes, well, you can't, you can't.

You can't just say the M word.

Like what do you mean, like like say the N word.

He goes, yeah, I go, well, it's not gonna work.

He goes, why I go, because it's not gonna work if I go and then Paul Mooney called me the M word, It's just not gonna hit.

And the reason it doesn't hit is because when I say the word, it's about feeling the emotions of hearing, of hearing me be called the M word.

That's it.

And like Louis c K, who nobody ever called out ever, And I'm not saying I'm a loose k comic, even though he followed me one time and it was a rough night for him.

He did not have fun that night.

Because I'm an education for people.

You're gonna learn a lot about yourself.

Like when I see young comics getting ready to follow me at the comedy store.

They're pacing, they're stretching.

They know it's education time.

You're about to find something now about yourself.

So you go.

So I go, no, dude, it's like if I say the M word, it just doesn't have the emotional impact of hearing what I heard, which is me being called the M word.

Obviously.

He goes, so you're saying it to be fun I go, I don't know what you're saying to me.

Are you asking me if I'm just saying it to be edgy?

And he goes, no, I mean, are you just saying it to be funny?

I go, yeah, stand up, dude, we're all trying to be funny.

I'm sorry, is this a stand up asking you this?

Yes?

Okay, So so.

You know, he goes, okay, man, he walks off, and it's just like it's it's it's effing hilarious.

And I nothing against any of them.

I love them all.

I would rather them come talk to me than get angry in the corner.

All the blacks, I would listen.

Please, if you're one of the blacks, please come talk to me.

I would love him one of the blacks, even if I get your Union rep.

Come down.

I let you guys all get together elect a representative to simplify things and then come happy.

And it's just crazy because one guy who called from New York, I called him in Texa.

He never hit me back, and I'm like, I'm a dude who's like, let's talk.

I'm an old school guy.

Let's talk.

Yeah, we said, you know what we need to do.

That might be a good live event, the Inward Summit where we just all get together and we talk it out.

Inwards Summit, Sam Tripoli, Yeah, by Sam TRIPLEI.

We just get some blacks and some fuck guys who want to say the N word and we just hash it out.

Dude, I'm telling you that would do huge numbers.

Oh dude, it would be in the New Variety, and you know.

We're all about those numbies.

Dogs.

So I found that Bill Bird thing you were talking about.

Uh, yeah, it was Variety.

As you said, Now it's clear who he's coming for here, let me share my screen.

Oh who do you think he's coming from?

I mean, it's Rogan et cetera.

It's obviously, which is surprising to me.

But all right, this is.

Uh, this is burr uh there's an ugliness out there right now where if you're a racist, if you're an anti Semite, if you're a psycho nationalist and you want a softball interview, there's podcasts out there where you can get clearly directed it at like THEO vonn that kind of thing.

Uh, they will laugh at your effing bad jokes and give you this pass.

There's a really ugly thing going on out there, and we've already seen what it does to a nation, and it's not the way to go.

I mean, dude, these people on the left, I mean, I love Bill Burr, and like that's not even the part that he gets into it.

If you want to get the audio, you can hear the audio of it.

He has a lot of stuff.

He does a lot, like he says some good stuff in there.

This thing with the podcast thing, this is so obvious.

What is happening.

It's so obvious, Like like, okay, if you think that's directed at Joe Rogan and you think that he did, he's being used by Trump.

Why did he invite Kamala Harrison to come under the exact same rules.

I don't understand this thing.

I just don't understand that, Like there are people.

There are female comedian, female progressive comedians who were on Hillary Clinton's Apple TV show.

This is a woman who illegally assassinated Momar Kadaffi and has caused illegal slave trades.

In modern day.

All right, this is a woman right now that's coming out the sheet legally wired tapped a sitting president.

This is worse than watergame, Like, what is everybody talking about here?

These arguments are in bubbles and.

Then ran interference for another president who illegally murdered people for a decade.

Almost It's just crazy to.

Me, like, listen, guys, I know you guys, I know you guys think I'm some kind of conservative.

I am not.

I'm on nobody's team.

Ronan Dog, I'm not on both sides, so I can see what both sides are doing.

This isn't a delusion that the left has come up with that somehow these right people did something that the left hasn't been, that the left has been doing for twenty years.

That's why nobody watches their stuff.

That's why these brands are dead.

The Daily Show, the Saturday Night Live, you know, you know, all these new news networks.

That's why they're dead because they played parson partisan politics and hid the truth from everybody, doing softball interviews like this notion that it's only because Donald Trump got in, And it's the notion that somehow Joe Rogan Andrew Schultz and Theo Vaughn got Joe Rogan elected.

Do you understand how ridiculous that is?

This is a woman, this is a woman who was such a bad candidate they had to rid the Democrat primary and not allow anyone to run against her.

Like, what are we talking about here?

What are we talking about?

Here's the here's the I couldn't find I don't think there's I couldn't find out it all.

I heard the audio the other Wait, okay, it's.

On Vulture originally.

All right, hold on, hold on, all right, anyway, I'll read the quotes.

I don't I couldn't find it on X anyway.

Are you seeing this right here?

What I'm looking at?

Yes?

Oh?

Yeah, here it is.

Yeah, that's it?

Wait that was it?

Back to Yeah?

Yeah that was part of it.

But god, even I listened to it, it's like, you don't realize how much passion he has one he's talking about this, you know, can you hear that?

Yeah?

No, that's not it's you know, just like I don't get it, dude, I just don't get it.

And you know, do I think Bill Burr is woke?

I don't think he's woke, you know.

I'll just read some of the excerpts here about he says, uh, they're talking about uh Ben Shapiro who blasted Bill Burr for going woke, and Burr says he doesn't even know what that word means.

His definition of woke is white liberals definition of woke.

And they didn't even know what it was.

They just took the word from black people.

That's the worst thing about our point.

He really is unbelievable, dude.

It's just unbelievable, Like just this notion that like someone owns something in his ye.

That's It's crazy.

That's the worst thing about our people.

Not only do we take from other cultures, we don't even take the time to understand the definition.

He sounds like a black nationalist.

Yeah, I just don't understand it.

That fing guy he said about Shapiro, Now, Shapiro idiot.

Obviously we agree.

Yeah, he was trying to bring me into his fold.

At one point, the guy liked me and then all of a sudden, I'm a I'm an effing asshole.

I'm supposed to look at that guy like he's an adult, which, fine with that?

Uh he said that.

Uh okay.

He responds to uh criticism that he took off online after a certain portion of the right kind of got behind him.

He said, racist.

And I can understand why, dude, I mean, I can understand.

Yeah, of course racist.

They're racist.

They send pictures of monkeys to me and my wife.

They're effing horrible people and their cowards and they never say it your face.

There's an ugly read that, right, and this is that other part of that we read already they will laugh at.

Yeah, that's the part about the interview.

Anyway, I trash them both because that's my job, talking about both sides.

I can't respect system.

But when I do stand up, if I start trashing like Trump, I'd hear the left and the crowd go yeah, yeah yeah, and I'd be like, you voted for the guy that is start staring off into space.

Your guy literally should be in an effing home talking about Biden.

There.

What are you patting yourself on the back for?

Yeah, I mean, yeah, he's clearly I mean, it's just what his wife is infected his thinking.

It's obvious, right, Oh.

He's smart, dude, you want to sleep on the couch, dude?

No, I mean just the way it is, dude, you know, and I'm fine with it.

But the way people break down that interview is like and that he gets that a lot, dude, Like they'll just take snippets and blow it up.

But it's like this notion of going after like all these guys.

And I don't even know if he's talking about Rogan.

Maybe it's just talking about like.

Shapiro maybe yeah, but I mean when did Yeah, I think it's pretty obvious when he said.

You know, as somebody who's has a line drama, which is going after people's family, Like, I don't do that unless they get in the family business, right.

I can understand that people sending those pictures to your wife would upset them because and he's totally right about being cowardly.

It's just like so much of it, like all the shit talking on Twitter comes from guys bots whatever, with fake names and fake pictures, and it's just I can understand why be fucking upset?

Block them, block them all.

That's what you gotta do, dude.

And it's like Johnny got it right, man.

Well, you've got to block these people before you know, the Twitter gets weirded and they take it, they delete your account.

You know you gotta do it, dude.

Uh, you sent me this story right before we record it here.

So Matt Rife, I guess as a death.

Wish, bro, this is the weirdest story, dude.

It really is the weirdest story.

For you last week or two weeks ago about the occult researcher who died after handling the Annabelt Doll.

Well, comedian Matt Rife has purchased the famous occult museum home to the Annabelt Doll.

It's all his now.

This is from E News.

Matt Rife is taking his crowd work to a new dimension point that's really clever.

Indeed, the comedian revealed that he purchased the Connecticut home of Ed and Lorraine Warren, which has been the inspiration for multiple famous horror films.

We know about all of those.

And with that purchase came the responsibility of being the legal guardian for at least the next five years of the entire Haunted collection, including the Annabelt doll.

Oh, it's just.

Dark arts, bro.

And I love Matt Rife.

You know, every time I've had a conversation with him, he's been nice to dude.

Yeah, but man, when you literally say.

I just bought on a cult museum, yes, it's why why did you do that?

Sorry, I'm plugging in this fancy.

I mean there's things I you know, I don't want to get too deep in, like I just you know me, dude, I don't like to go after comics.

Well no, but there have been a lot of questions about his rise, right, like, well, you know I heard.

Him making a joke to somebody about how he sold his soul.

I told you that long time, remember that, yep.

And he's like, yeah, I sold my soul.

And I was like I heard that.

I go, what, dude?

You know Lee, Dude, I'm like what, I don't know, dude, It's fucking nuts, do you think I mean?

I mean, that's a creepy ass thing to buy.

It's also I mean, just to say that is.

Is bizarre and then they do an announcement on it.

I mean, what do you think?

I mean?

I wonder is he.

Into that stuff?

I've never heard that.

I mean maybe it's I mean he had a travel show where he did with some guys on his podcast.

I don't know what his show was before, but Doug, who hears about a guy dying in then be like, I want to buy that.

Maybe that's the best time to buy it.

You know, everybody's afraid.

You get in low Bro like the Palisades, get in low by Low.

Oh yeah, dude, Hey, dude, hey, you get a call from your your real estick.

I listen, I listen.

We have a golden opportunity here.

We got a dollar to just killed somebody and it's never it's at its lowest value possible.

I know you want to get into the occult.

This is a great time.

This is a great time, dude.

You get this now to throw the doll in for free by now?

And what do you think?

So this is I think in Louisiana, right?

Uh is it?

Hold on, don't I'm not.

I don't know about that.

Let me see where is someone just hit it luid of gay dollars, dog lucrative day dollars.

Dude, it's by the way, I'm sorry, go ahead, it's morning.

It's morning in Australia.

Okay, thank you.

Whoever said that they aren't the official owners of the Annabelt doll he clarified.

He said, they are the whatever this means, legal guardians and caretakers of the items for the next few years.

He says, ed and Lorraine Warren spelled incorrectly here arguably put demonology and paranormal into the mainstream and are at the very heart of some of the most famous haunted stories of all time.

He says, what this means for you, guys, is you are going to soon be able to book a night or a weekend and.

Stay at the Warren's house and investigate the house.

He revealed.

Nope, go bye, not happening.

Nope, I'm not going anywhere fucking haunted.

I'm not gonna bring that ship.

Or regular hunted.

Uh.

Here is a picture of him at the at the house there.

Oh dudey gout front the fucking dollars.

Stop here if we can help it.

He's got a God's Country shirt on.

Oh God, what are you doing, dude?

He's bulking up to dude right ye sure, yeah, he sure forearms dude.

Damn bro, you better get strong be fighting them demons.

Dude before you start looking into his eyes.

Dude, he's dreaming.

I bet he he did.

They're in it gay dollars.

Matt Rife gets gay dollars for him, gets all those gay dollars.

No boy does he?

Okay, this is uh.

Comedy is haunted?

Okay?

But I battled them demons.

Dude, I've seen them face to face.

You know you think you don't know me, homie.

The ghost of the Commonstore know me, homie?

Is that they know you?

That?

You know?

It's funny.

I used to live in a house that was built in eighteen hundreds on our farm.

But I told people that were like, hey, is it haunted.

I'm like, yeah, if it is, it's all people I'm related to.

So what am I afraid?

Okay?

I was on a different tabin than Sam.

Just disappeared.

What did you do?

What?

We're so professional?

What did you just do?

What did you just do?

What happened?

I was on another time.

I was pulling up something, So I don't know what happened.

Don't worry about Johnny, don't even worry about it.

I won't worry about So this is uh.

Let's say film send him up?

Purists are uh?

Okay, I guess Sam as I go have a you got an emergency, a bathroom emergency.

What's going on here?

Zen?

Are you z inning it?

What is this?

Sam?

For those listening is uh, this guy's headphones unplugged and he's just Oh he's Jesus.

FIGURINGE when we talk about Matt Wright.

You got Jesus figure Oh, no, got his anti porn.

Uh, Jesus figuring.

He asked me how many days?

How many days?

Fifteen?

Nigga?

Did you just say the N word on the stream.

I can't edit it out.

We're not gonna get monetized now.

And sorry, sorry, dude, I should have said it.

I should have said.

I wonder if we can camouflage it, like make it sound like something nic I love Nichols.

Nicols.

What's your favorite coins?

Like Nichols?

I like love Nicholes.

Yeah, Nichols, because they're they're the perfect size, you know, just to like flip or you can throw Nickels at things.

Maybe we camouflage it there so film we're just cut it out, dude.

I can't cut it out on the live stream, bro.

That's okay, but yeah you can of a live stream I've done, but.

It's not they it won't help you with demonetization once which willation.

Okay, uh so.

The film purists, movie purists, cinema purists are shitting themselves because at the Sphere in Vegas they have are you listening, They've taken a version of The Wizard of Oz.

They've cut like, I don't know, it's like forty minutes out of it, and they've used AI to expand the frames so that it goes to the edge of the sphere and they're doing a production of The Wizard of Oz.

Stop looking at the comments.

I'll show you a little bit about this.

It's it's pretty it's pretty interesting how this technology they've used.

So this is sixty minutes talking about it.

What can you hear?

This?

We all we're gonna get, We're gonna get.

Yeah, yeah, it's okay.

I'm just gonna I'm not gonna play all that.

I'm gonna skip around.

But look, I want to show you what they've done here without playing This is cool.

Yeah, it is cool, dude, if you you get a little buzz on going there.

Oh buddy.

So what they've done though, is I'll show you they and the frames using AI because look, this is what it originally looked like you'll see here in a second.

You see this down here is what it looked like originally.

And then they used AI to expand the frame all.

The way to the edge.

Oh that's cool, dude.

And then dude, so and then during the the tornado scene, they have these like giant fans in there that blow debris around, like.

Leaves and fake leaves and stuff.

You know, it feels like you're in a look at this, so it feels like you're in a tornado while you're.

Now.

Of course, as they do with everything fun anal, people are saying that this is destroying the art of Wizard of Oz.

Uh No, that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard my life.

It's it's it's making it.

It's it's taken to another level.

And a whole new generation.

You think kids are sitting around watching the Wizard of Oz these days?

It's too slow paced for.

Kid's all that old stuff.

They're like, nah, we good, are your kids go?

Where are your kids going up in the ghetto now?

Just good?

Mulple walks away.

Yeah, yeah, I mean dude, people are like, honestly, I got into it a little on Twitter with one of these film critic guys and they are losing it on this one man like properly.

They say, this is this is the slippery slope that leads to just full AI movies and stuff.

And I'm like, no, dude, this is a kin to the Guardians of the Galaxy ride at a theme park.

That's all this is.

This is gonna be one place where they're doing this.

You have to go there and pay like three hundred dollars to go see it.

It's nothing, but it's nothing like an actual It's not if it was a movie that was going to be everywhere around the country.

Yeah, you might have an not this.

Your life is going really good when you can get upset about this stuff.

Yes, in the world that is in chaos.

This is this is a big issue for you.

Yeah.

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You want to find out?

Can you do that?

Does anyone go bald in a pubic area?

To a little study?

We can find out right now in the chat.

Are you losing hair in your pubic area?

Right now?

In the chat, answer yes or no, a simple yes or no.

We'll do in the chest.

Yes, yes, yeah, Someone says yeah, sixty seven and she gives great hugs.

So I don't know.

The chats are on fire, dude.

I think so, says Chip.

Well, and the chats are on fire, dude.

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Do you think I have a weird head for shaving?

No?

I think it looks great.

That's a really good.

Well, that looks really good.

Actually I might shave my head.

I'm getting close and that looks good.

No, I think how it is right there?

Looks sick.

That's great.

Yeah, I get this hot Mexican chick to cut my hair.

It's funny.

Your hair is kind of your head is kind of shaped like you are, Like your head kind of has that where it goes up kind of into a point.

And your your body is also you remember how they said you had feminine shoulders or whatever you were shaped like a triangle.

Your head has also got a little triangle going on.

You got me a code head, code head.

No, it's not that bad, but it is.

It is disgusting.

Okay, what else is going on?

My brother wants My brother's upset because he does have gray in his beard like I do.

He wants it.

Yeah, it's so weird.

Why would you want gray and your beard?

I don't know, man, It's like those twins that try to make themselves look identical all the time.

That is your brother into that.

He's trying to look like you or something.

No, my brother's genetically superior.

You know that.

Oh yeah, we've talked about that many times.

Okay, So this is a crazy story from The Guardian.

Two funeral homes allegedly gave grieving parents their deceased son's brain in a box, which began to smell, leaked in their car and got on the father's hands when he moved it, according to an updated lawsuit filed this week.

Yeah, father them, why would you want the brain.

To make I don't know, dude.

The father, Lawrence Butler, said the discovery was overwhelming What's in the box at a news conference Thursday, leaving a horrific memory that mars the other memories of their son Timothy.

It was and still is in my heart that I got in my car and smelled death, he said, wiping away to yours.

Oh my god.

Yeah, I mean, dude, I feel for those people.

Yeah, why your kid's brain?

I'm trying to get some.

He said he had to get rid of the car obviously.

Stuart said he had consulted other funeral homes and at no point in the process is the brain supposed to be quote separated from body in that fashion, and shipped in that.

Why would you do you ever hear about the guy who donated his mom's body to science and they just used it to see if it could explode with a bomb.

Hey, that's science, dude.

That is a kind of science, right, And.

What do you want them to do with it?

Dude?

But you know what people saying, everybody their body ends up in a research institute where they're like students are like training on it and stuff like that.

That's and then usually you're just getting exploded by the army probably ninety percent of them.

It's just ridiculous Israeli testing out the latest bomb technology.

I'm sure, just ridiculous.

Yeah, So, I mean, I just don't They're supposed to be if you're doing that properly, it's supposed to be like a sealed hazardous materials bag, a biohazard bag.

So there's no explanation for it.

Really.

It's the funeral home, uh said that it was definitely not our fault.

That's their thing.

It's they say that Southern Cremations had sent them the unlabeled box and that they passed it on to the family.

So the funeral home is blaming the people who did the cremation because they thought they just had a box of ashes.

So what it sounds like here is that somebody else was supposed to get the brain that actually accidentally ended up with the phone.

Oh my god, dude, you're totally right.

They were selling body parts.

Weird, But would you put it in an unmarked Maybe it was for like a ritual or something.

I don't know that's weird, dude, A leaky box like, that's so strange.

I just just know, we gotta, we gotta, we'll keep an eye on that because that that's uh that Yeah, well I'll pin that, Sam, I will pin that.

So Elon Musk is always under fire.

The latest thing he's under fire for is something that I kind of want to hear your take on.

This is from Huffington Post and they say that, well, I'll just show you the post here that Elon is under fire force.

Sam, there's this idea that women, you know, throughout history were kind of meant to be traded.

This is from doctor insensitive.

I don't know where he got his degree.

Insightful.

Women are built to be traded to another tribe or captured and slide seamlessly into their new culture that keeps them safe even though they are physically weak.

Twenty years after they are captured.

They are the matriarchs to enforce that culture.

That is why women conform to the dominant culture and thereby amplify the culture.

In my opinion, that is why Western women raised in anti white culture are now amplifying anti white culture even though they are white.

They think it keeps them safe and they are correct, et cetera.

So Elon Musk his comment was that they have been programmed to do so by their teachers and the media, and then reach that who's.

Been talking about programming over and over again.

This is all programming you have.

So what do you think about that idea though, that that's why women are more culturally flexible, let's say, because they were meant to be traded or captured.

Yeah, I mean, women will always go with the dominant the dominant force.

It's safe, dude.

My hairdresser is from Georgia, not the state, the country.

Yeah.

And her sister who is She's not old, dud, she's like forty something.

Her sister, her younger sister lived.

They live next to this mountain town and in the mountains they still do what is called bride kidnapping.

And this guy really wanted to marry her sister, so he and his bros.

Came out of the mountains, kidnapped her and took her into the mountains to marry her.

And they had to pay them off to get her sister back.

Like in the in the nineties, Bro, that's still going on in Georgia in the nineties.

Yeah, it's weird out there, dude.

It's weird.

Weird.

Yep, it's freaking weird, dude.

Bad news for you.

Sam La City Council has banned the C word and the N word as city council meeting.

Yes, I'm not playing that room.

The La City Council on Wednesday voted to ban the use of the N word and the SEA word during meetings in response to a recent increase in abusive or offensive language from a handful of people who regularly address the council.

Under the ordnance, people who repeatedly use the words repeatedly there's a loophole will be subject to removal from council chambers or committee meetings and possibly banned from future meetings.

Now, my question is this seems to infringe on free speech to me, what do you think?

Yeah, I mean, you're.

You're giving powers to certain words and you're allowing other Are they banning crying about white hate or white nationalism or whitey or or whatever?

Stupid male monkeys whatever they call them.

Now, according to the last past efforts to curb offensive behavior have failed.

The city was forced to settle a lawsuit filed by a black man who was thrown out of a meeting for wearing a KKK hood and a T shirt with the N word on it.

We need to interview that guy.

Harris Dawson said he believes the new rule on speech will hold up in court because it's limited in scope and the consequences are clearly articular.

Government cannot limit speech.

Sam, I think this is your lawsuit right here.

Brother.

You might be in there, get thrown out of a meeting and then sue LA city call.

Are they saying nobody can say it?

Are they going to tell black people they can't say the M word?

If they do that, we should hire We should hire a black guy to say it like thirty times and see.

What else signs you get that homeless guy actor to go do.

It, and then you should go up right after him and say it one time and watch you get thrown out immediately.

Yeah, that's a good little setup for a First Amendment loss.

We're doing social experiments over here.

By the way, guys, we're gonna have the if you know the First Amendment lawyer, the guy on YouTube.

Uh, he's gonna come on temfoil.

I believe we're ready for it.

Uh.

Mark is in the process of booking him right now, we should have.

The puncher go on there and talk about his huge hog.

So we've gotten so much negative feedback from like three people that just have been blasting my comments on about dick talk, like too much dick talk?

Who wants all this dick talk?

Do they know what this show is?

This is our dick talk show?

Yeah?

What was the There was a guy just yesterday.

What did he say?

Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold.

On, Johnny, I'm trying to get Spencer Pratt.

On the show.

You are trying.

I thought I was trying.

That was by the way, Sharper wants to come on U the Comedy Chaos again.

He's like, bro, if there's anyone drops out, I would love to do it.

You gotta do it, dude.

Wait, so you're it's funny cause I've been in my I've been on Twitter, like working on Spencer are somebody sent me a message like, hey, we should do that, and then so I sent him a thing.

But do you think we're gonna get him on?

My girl?

I would love to have them on.

I can't find this sweet.

So, dude, there's a problem.

Have you heard about these these card game tournaments where all these people get around to play Pokemon and magic and shit like that.

There's a real problem with body odor, like a serious problem, and it's become at these card tournaments.

That Japanese company is trying to crowdfund a specialized shampoo just for card gamers.

A company dedicated to quote bringing together cosmetics and otaku culture, has recently started a crowdfunding campaign for their brand new product.

It's a shampoo marketed at trading card gamers.

They describe themselves as a brand aiming to eradicate the negative reputation of card gamers in the world and to help them lead a pleasant card gamer life.

Yeah, dude, you can't.

You can't.

You can't mess with the youku otaku otaku people.

You just can't do it.

Dude, you got you.

It's a tradition.

Despite the original announcement being made on April first, it actually seems like the company is very serious about bringing their product to life.

The shampoo is produced by Lush Tree, the company that managed manages off Kai off Kai, a.

Beauty salon specializing in otaku beauty with outlets located in Akihabara and ike Bukuro.

The Salon is imagined as a haven for the otaku, made by the otaku, so it's like a for US bias situation for nerds.

All of the stuff they're working on has anime, manga and game fans in a in an uproar, they're excited but also slightly offended.

According to that, you want to piss off the otaku, dude, They don't play around.

No.

So Oasis is embarking currently on maybe the biggest tour of my lifetime.

It's going fantastically, It's going fantastically well.

Uh, And that, of course is the perfect moment for their older brother, who has always been kind of bitter about not being in the band, to get charged with the R word.

Uh?

Did you hear about this?

While these what's the R word?

Johnny?

I think you know what it is?

BBC.

Liam and Noel Gallagher's brother charged with the R word sa Uh.

The older brother of Oasis stars Liam and Noel Gallagher has been charged with the R word.

Uh.

Not the one, not not or harnrant, but the other one.

Paul Gallagher fifty nine of has also been charged with assault occasioning actual bodily harmed.

Boy.

That's such a British crime as an assault occasioning actual bodily harm h and three counts of essay.

The Metropolitan Police says Uh in a statement.

The other charges against him are three counts of intentional strangulation, coerceive and behavior and two counts of making a threat to kill.

He will appear before a Westminster Magistrate's court on the twenty seventh of August.

BBC News said, so can.

You imagine that, dude, because apparently this is kind of the f up brother this guy, Like You're finally having this big tour.

The brothers are on stage like loving each other, and then this guy is out there.

I mean their mom put out some wild ones.

Huh.

Oh boy.

I mean and they're both I mean, they're so funny.

Their mom put out some wild, wild people.

Uh.

Nick Flint has told this story before, but he recently told it again on a podcast and gave some details that we had we didn't hear the first time.

He kind of told this tale.

Did you see this where he was talking about that dinner with Trump with with Kanye when Kanye was.

There new thing.

He said, now, okay, hold on, I'll show you.

Yeah.

Scott Toomey hit me up.

He wanted to know if Hins is our sponsor, and I said, yep.

No, we just like doing these.

Okay, don't you dare make fun of Scott to me okays amongst geez.

Uh, okay, can tell me if you can hear it.

So he tried to send it to me.

I never got the text.

I was like, that's weird.

I didn't get it.

We said, oh, well, can you hear that?

Yes, Johnny, I did this.

Okay, I can see you.

I'm on the other side, Johnny, that's what.

So I can't see I'm on the other screen.

So, just to briefly, because he doesn't quite explain it here, they're getting ready to walk in in this meeting with Trump, and Kanye had this text that he was sending to somebody.

I can't remember who.

Maybe it's supposed to be to Nick about kind of all like a bunch of rules.

No, it was something negative about Trump.

I can't remember what it was.

I'm destroying history here.

But he accidentally sent it to an attorney that Trump those yeah and so and then what follows this hilarious Oh my god.

So he tried to send it to me.

I never got the text.

I was like, that's weird.

I didn't get it.

We said, oh, well, we walk in.

He accidentally set all this intel to a lawyer that Trump actually uses.

So in the middle of the dinner, Trump gets a phone call.

He goes, just one second, let me it was this guy.

It was this lawyer.

And the guy says like, hey, Trump, this is a hit job.

They're here to take you out, like they had they sent me this intel by accident.

They must have told them that this was a setup.

So Trump hangs up the phone and his demeanor instantly changes.

Holy shit, and he.

Starts and my right handed god, he immediately starts dropping the F bomb, mothering this and that, just like I've never seen him that angry, so furious, and but it was also very subtle.

He starts telling ya, because the idea was ye was going to run for president and was going to ask Trump to be his VP.

So Trump starts telling these stories about all the black people that he helped that betrayed him.

That was the subject.

So he says, you know, I freed this rapper in China, the basketball player.

No LeVar Ball China.

Yeah, I didn't know that he got.

Like arrested or something.

It was like an international And so Trump was telling the story about how he freed this guy and he says, so this basketball player, he's on the tarmac, he said, and the Chinese soldier slapped him across the face, the basketball player, and said, that's for disrespecting President Trump.

That was the first story.

The second story was about the rapper in I think it was Norway or Sweden.

I forget who I think it was.

Asap, Rocky got arrested up there, and he says, and I called up the president of Sweden and I said, listen, you mother, you better release him right now.

And the moral of the story was these were all ingrates.

These are all black celebrities that he helped that betrayed him.

And then he goes to ya and I hosted your wife, Kim Kardashian, and I released these or commuted the sentence of these people on her behalf.

He goes, and she is a disgusting human being.

Yeah, he's savage, bro.

Yes, he goes and she's such.

A disgusting He goes, and you could tell her.

I said that I want you to tell her.

Tell her.

I said that she's a disgusting human being and I was sitting there like, wellaction.

He had the same reaction that I did.

He was totally taken aback by it.

But hero Trump out crazy Kanye, Yes.

He goes, He goes, that's still my wife, you know.

He goes, that's my wife you're talking about.

And so it's very tense and then Karen so then Trump was like kicking us out.

Basically, he said, you know, your airport is right across the street.

I think it's time for you to go.

Yeah, And Karen is like kicking him under the table, saying, remember to ask him what you came here to ask him?

And yea.

He goes, oh yeah, will you be my vice president?

And Trump loses his mind and he goes, you can win it a lot of things, but you'll never win at this.

He goes.

You could be a celebrity, you're talented, he goes, but you'll never win at this.

You better not run.

Lost his mind.

He had his arms folded like a mobster.

I thought he was going to start swinging like that's how that's how aggressive.

His demeanor was, like straight up like a gangster, like to Frana, I do too.

I thought it was awesome.

Yeah, I don't know and even went to me.

He goes, he goes, you, he goes.

You're a smart guy.

Tell him, Tell him he can't win, he can never win.

You tell him now, he can never win.

I know you worked for him, but he can't win.

And I was like, I was just frozen.

I was like, I don't know.

Maybe he can win.

Isn't that great.

I'm gonna tell you something about Nick finn Test.

That dude will be looked on in history as a fucking oracle.

Dude.

People gonna look back at that kid and be like that guy.

I gotta leave and come back, Samford, I can't be here much.

I gotta I gotta go to a big dinner with Eddie Bravo and Robbie the Fire Bernstein and my good friend.

Where'd he go?

Where the fuck did he go?

I just had to leave.

I did that.

Why do you have to leave, dude?

Why do you have to leave?

Dude?

Yeah, but you're right about Nick foinn Test.

Yeah, he's such a.

Guy, Like, well, you dude, he's just bodying.

Candice Parker right.

Now, Canniwennas Parker, Cannis Owens right now, Richard Grove, We're gonna meet with Richard grow By the way, dude, if you ever want to laugh your ass off, watch THEO Vaughn and Candice Owens and they do jump cuts of them.

Dude, he literally said to her that her baby girl looks like Anthony Smith, the MMA Fighter.

What why would he say that?

He said it right to her face.

THEO did, THEO did, and she.

Just sat there and goes, Oh, she's not gonna like that.

Like along the lines of that, I was like, dude, that's the funniest shit I've ever heard my life.

That's so crazy, dude, just a few more stories here, I got go.

They are using robotic bunny rabbits to kind of ward off the python problem in Florida and to kind of track them down.

For Me's pythons, one of the world's largest snakes, are also the most problematic invasive species in South Florida.

People buy them and then throw them out in the wild and they're eating everything.

Yeah, and they are now the top predator in the local food ecosystem, but they're just difficult to track down.

You have to get created.

If you see the video of those like Filipinos hanging out the river and the guy just leans forward for just a second, like to move forward, and as he does this, Python just comes out snapped and pulls back and misses him.

Oh boy, he's guardian, dude.

That guy's guardian angel protected him that day.

That sounds real, But I wanted to do a little intervention.

Half of the ship you retweet on x is ai sam.

I have a real problem with it.

You're retweeting Ai hiit ai chicks all the time.

Johnny, You you are just You're a Gilbert arenas here, a snitch bitch.

Also, I have a question for you.

Okay, so I've noticed some comments saying that you're getting around the porn abstinence.

Uh your your porn abstinence requirement, you're kind of you're kind.

Of using legallyes Okay, big Instagram.

It's not really boring, Johnny.

Born to me is watching women get penetrated?

Now are you?

Are you h j owen to to?

Uh no, dude, I.

Even stop fucking punging the munch kit.

Really, yeah, dude, it's really crazy.

How long has that been?

Fifteen days?

And you're not gonna have like a like a nighttime emission uh nocturnal women yet.

But we'll see that used to happen to me if I don't, I haven't gone long enough to know if it would happen again.

But all right, Uh, actually I have one other.

What Mama thrown heat in the fuck in the comments section?

Yeah, we've done a lot off and unfortunately I don't think it's unfortunate I have.

I have something to say to you, Sam.

Uh, back to Johnny.

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Has it brought it for you?

Sam?

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I love it, dude.

You were in a matrix type feel with your camera right there, Johnny Quick, I've.

Kind of working my way through the chain.

I thought it was the USB cable.

It's not so now I replaced the HDMI cable and it's not that either.

So I think it's the capture card.

Okaynnie Real Quick, read all the uh yeah, I'll.

Do that at the very end.

I'll read all the super chats at the Veria.

Okay, So have you seen that Australia has widened their ban on YouTube for or teenagers?

And I'm really curious about your thoughts about this because it's free speech versus you know, safety.

I mean, we've talked about how dangerous YouTube is for kids for a long time now here.

I'm just let me read this and then we'll get your reaction.

Reuter's reports Australia widens their team social media ban to YouTube scraps, an exemption that was in there.

This is from Sydney.

Australia said on Wednesday it will add YouTube to the sites covered by its world first ban on social media for teenagers, reversing an earlier decision to exempt the Alphabet owned video sharing site and potentially setting up a legal challenge.

The decision came after the.

Internet regulator urged the government last month to overturn the YouTube carve out, which I'm sure they paid for, citing a survey that found thirty seven percent of minors reported harmful content on the site, the worst showing for any social media platform.

Now here's the thing.

You have to go on there and prove your age.

There's supposed to be an exemption, man, so making it so that you don't actually have to upload personally identifying documents.

But they haven't specified what that exception, like, how they've done that.

So it's possible that you're just gonna be required to upload your documents to some website to prove your age, you know, all these social media and then they'll just have even more data on you.

What do you think.

It's a double edged sword, dude.

You know I've always said that you should you should have to make it almost impossible for teenagers.

To find corn on the internet.

Yes, okay, and YouTube is like these it's so funny when we get ding for stuff and what YouTube allows kids to see totally, it's actually ridiculous.

And you know, I feel bad for the parents of Australia because now they're gonna have to parent even more.

People don't realize because kids don't go outside anymore because everybody's a scumbag.

You know, what do you mean, They're gonna have to parent even this is mean, this is suggest their parent even less.

Man, No, they've got the parent more because those kids aren't going to be on the tabs watching you.

So the YouTube is kind of like a babysitter.

I got you.

The YouTube is like, Okay, they can't go outside, they gotta do something.

I see now to me, don't don't you think that this is government overreach and that really this should be solved by better parents, better parenting.

What do you think, Johnny?

It's so easy when you don't have kids to talk about what parents should be doing.

And I'm not trying to be nasty about it, but like it's really effing hard, dude, it's really hard.

But these are the two They only have two options down there.

One is freedom and parenting, and two is them banning so they can't get on YouTube anywhere.

I mean, dude, here's the old thing.

The YouTube is making kids have really short attention spans.

It's hard to get them to pay attention to anything because they're constantly watching these short YouTube videos.

It's really hard.

It is doing damage.

I don't know what the answer is, you know, I mean, like, are you going, oh, it's a violation freedom speech to not allow eighteen year olds to watch YouTube?

Well, I think it doesn't.

I think there is some damage being done now.

Their answer is that the band allows still allows parents and teachers to show videos to kids so that they you know, they could lock them in and just give it to them.

So really, I mean in that sense, not much is changing.

What do you so?

Really all it is doing if you believe and you're not worried about the slippery slope speaker.

So we just said they said all the same stuff about TV.

Yeah, and TV did a lot of damage too.

Yeah, I know anything about music.

What do you think?

Damage?

Is our discussion, and I don't want to get too much into it.

But it's like free will.

Okay, yes we want free will, but free will with psyops over and over and over again.

It's not good.

So people can't handle free will, is what you're.

Again, Johnny.

You don't want the data says it's not going well, yeah.

I mean there's no good data for what people are doing in countries where they are totalitarian dictators to be fair.

Okay, yeah, you lost that argument.

Okay, okay.

So this there's this actor who is it's been in a lot of movies.

His name is Neil McDonough.

Have you heard of this guy?

And I'll show you his picture here.

He won't kiss anyone on camera but his wife.

And he was on a pretty big TV show and he and they had him coming in doing a nude scene and they were like, you got to wear a sock for this, and he's like, oh, no, I'm fine with my socks.

And they were like, no, no, a dick sock.

And he's like, oh, I'm not doing that because he's like I think he's like pretty religious.

No, I think I know the guy you're talking about.

I mean, i'll show you him right here.

But now he's finally starting to get some work again thanks to the Yellowstone guy.

It's this guy right here.

Do you recognize yeah?

Uh.

He says he was shut out of Hollywood for refusing to kiss anyone other than his wife.

I've always had in my contracts I wouldn't kiss another woman on screen.

My wife didn't have a problem with it.

It was me really who had the problem.

I was like, yeah, I don't want to put you through that.

I know we're going to start having kids, and I don't want to put my kids through it.

In Hollywood has normalized this behavior of just rubbing bodies on strangers, even.

Though he like Amazons too.

Look at that.

Oh yeah, And it's funny because he really had a big comeback when when the Yellowstone guys started putting him in a lot of his stuff.

And he's a great actor.

The guy's a great actor, but he lost.

He had a big, ugly tailspin, he said, for in his career for a couple of years after he got fired on that.

TV gig that he had.

And now he's in a movie.

It's one of those Angel Studios movies, you know, know that it's kind of like a little conservative, little Christian focused about uh looks like a bull rider anyway.

So yeah, it's in the kind of the angle here is that it seems that we have now and like a legitimate Hollywood alternative that's developing.

And stopped talking about it.

He's like talking about people.

Once AI gets good, not figured you're gonna start seeing a lot of anti woke stuff.

People are gonna be able to make their own stuff, and that's what should be.

Do you think that's one of the reasons Hollywood is going so hard against AI.

Well, I mean Hollywood's going hard against AI because the actors, the writers, the voiceover people are done.

I mean that's over.

Oh forget it.

Yeah, it's done that that occupation is done.

But you know what, man, nobody cried for anybody when they got rid of a horse and buggy.

I mean, it's just adapt or die.

That's really what it's gonna be.

And I'm sorry, dude, but it's like Hollywood did to himself.

Dude, Hollywood did to themselves bye bye by just going so woke and harden the paint and nobody wants to see it.

Dude.

People are over it again.

It goes back to you know, when we're talking about when we had is the Griffin on talking about corrupting archetypes.

That's all they're doing.

They just want to corrupt their archetypes.

They want you to believe, like like women in movies and women in television can kick everybody's ass.

Women in real life.

It's like words are violence.

I had somebody in here tell me that their sister in law or there.

Somebody told them to stay away from Sam Triple because he's anti women.

It's just like the dumbest shit I've ever heard in my life.

I have two daughters, you idiots, Not to all the good people in the chat, it's actually ridiculous.

It's it's the point where either you're with us or against us, and dude, go to YouTube.

I know everybody's algorithm's nuts, but it's all just like people going.

Modern women are in trout.

Okay, they're too soft.

They don't want to hear the truth.

They disconnect when you tell them the truth, and they think that.

See.

The problem right now is that everyone's gotten stripper hot.

Okay, Like the strippers have won the culture war with women, right, they've won the culture war.

Dressing like a sex worker is in.

You could even do it at work now, so it's in, right, yeah, And that brings certain energy with it.

And it doesn't mean you deserve anything, but everything's energy.

Okay.

I'm not saying you deserve anything.

I'm just saying the energy you're putting out.

It's like female comics who get really mad after they do an hour of talking about their pussies.

And guys want to go up there and fuck them because they think that they're they're uh you know, and they're like, oh, well, you know, it's like that's just jokes.

It's like, no, dude, that's the energy you're putting out.

I remember one time I was hosting the show and this female comic I'm not gonna say her name, but she literally did fifty minutes on how she's a whore.

He of how she's a whore.

So when I went up because I was hosting, I go and give it up for the horror everybody.

Yeah.

I got off stage and the owner of the club with her standing behind her.

Total, you can't call her a whore, I go.

She could call herself a whore for fifteen minutes.

You can't.

You can't control the energy you put out.

You can't tell them I'm gonna do this and not expect certain energy.

It's just not should you be able to Yeah, but that's not how the world works.

Should I be able to walk through Central Park with a fifthful one thousand dollars bills and not get mugged?

Yeah, but I'm an idiot if I do it.

It's like energy, dude, it's all energy, and you can't tell people how they can react to energy.

That's just the way it fucking is.

Man another fbomb there.

Uh okay, So, speaking of AI, we there was extensive AI used at the end of the last South Park episode.

Did you see the one with Trump, the first one that came out.

It's got him naked going through the desert as like a fake promo ad and it's it's hilarious.

Check it out south Park.

That episode.

It got so much heat that it was their biggest premiere.

They got the biggest share of the cable audience since nineteen ninety nine.

For South Park.

Uh.

They attracted five point nine million viewers across their cable and the paramount plus streaming.

It's one of the biggest South Park episodes ever.

By going after Trump, what do you What do you think about that?

People are kind of saying, oh, you didn't go after Biden?

We we Well, I was on Tim Poole's show and he brought that up that they didn't go after Biden.

I just said, well, they went after everybody.

Else, you know.

I mean they were literally just big game hunting the whole time.

And then they give me one episode about Trump.

And they did one episode about Biden.

So it's kind of even right.

Now, it's getting well.

It sounds like by the Trump is continuing throughout the season though, the relationship.

Between him ry Hollywood the whole time.

That's just that's just how it is, dude.

I mean, uh so, John Fetterman is apparently his brain is actually I mean, you know, he can't talk properly, but the things that he's trying to say are also stupid.

Yeah, this is from the Hill.

Senator John Fetterman rejected Representative Marjorie Taylor Green's claim of a quote genocide in Gaza and also called the Georgia Republican crazy pants.

You can hear this kind of in his voice, it says Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Green referred to what's happening as effectively a genocide.

I mean, Republicans seem to start and then he just kind of, I honestly don't care what crazy pants thinks and.

Why is that news?

And her views on that right now?

I mean, he's got this rambling way of talking.

What do you what do you think about that?

I think all idiots the parties have really flipped on this issue, haven't they it's so funny.

I mean, green out there on this really.

Going to do she's reading the room.

I mean she most decent human beings would know there's a GETSI going on.

And it's only Zionus and bought out pig politicians that are arguing definitions.

That's it.

When you're arguing definitions right, And I don't get me wrong, there's some like when I talk about racism, people just label everything hate speech that they don't like.

I go, well, you're not looking at the actual definition of it.

But when it comes to people dying, when you're sitting there arguing about the definition of it, you're ridiculous.

It's so obvious going on, and everyone saying if the whole world feels it, and then the only people who don't feel it are bought out politicians and people with stars of David in their profile bios, like you're on the wrong side of history.

It's just the truth.

A guy he want to pay out from Google after they did him nude on one of the street.

Do you thinks they got him nude in his yard?

That was a funny story.

It could you just be nude in the yard that you aren't you breaking laws right there.

That would be my argument.

He was on his own property, like, but he's like not his front yard.

I guess they got him on satellite view, is what it was like.

Google.

My question is, where are you allowed to watch naked on your property?

What do you mean it's your property and whoever you want right?

No, I can walk naked in my house, but I can't walk I can see you well, obviously people can see him.

I don't know.

I don't know what to tell you.

Sam the man won twelve thousand, five hundred dollars.

You're gonna make me read I'm trying to do the speed round here court rules.

Google.

I'll just sit here and shut up.

Then he got He got paid twelve thousand, five hundred dollars for appearing naked on a street view camera.

I guess the camera is kind of on top of a car, so maybe it caught him over He was walking unclothed in his yard and because of the height of the camera, maybe it caught him on the other side of the fence.

Yeah.

He sued Google Argentina, claiming the ex.

Oh, Argentina, you can do the exposure.

Caused humiliation among neighbors and colleagues.

Oh, he must have a small one a lower court.

He probably had shrinkage, and he's upset because they saw he got a tiny, tiny baby finger down there.

It involves their argument was, it involves him in a public space, but within the confines of his home, behind the fence taller than the average size.

So that was it.

Yeah, it peaked over his fence.

Essentially, most average people wouldn't be able to see over his fence, but because of the height of the camera, it caught him over his fence.

Lex Freeman under fire for the way he edited that debate between those guys on Lex.

Friedman under fire because every nobody has a clue why he's famous.

Yeah, I mean here it is.

You might have seen this.

Yeah, yeah, here we go.

You know, I like to cite Jeane Kirkpatrick, who was a legitimate neo conservative, despite what Mark Dubowitz the Love says, even though it doesn't matter because Lex Friedman censored that part of our debate, so you don't even know what I'm talking about.

Cut an hour out of that thing where I walked all over the guy.

An hour, Yes, an hour was deleted out of that interview.

Unbelievable.

He left in the guy going oh where the Jews, which I never said twice but completely deleted, entirely deleted my response from that and the hour long discussion.

I saw that there was a Beau saw that there was a cut, but I figured it was just like a minute or two.

Oh yeah, no, it was an hour.

We were there for five hours.

They were in four Wow.

You know.

Now Lex's argument was that he just cut out them getting nasty.

Uh that was his defense of this.

But uh, yeah, so Lex Freeman getting a little backlash after years of being the most boring man in podcasting.

Yeah, I mean, like, we're finding out why all these guys are famous?

Now, Why all they why they all get on the front page of YouTube.

It is curious.

It is curious.

They all seem to have one thing in common.

So Kyrie Irving continues to be our favorite duke former duke player.

I thought this was pretty interesting.

This whole celebrity idea is roading, The whole fame idea easy roading.

That ship was sold to us.

Y'all.

You got people out here that are human that are acting every day of their life.

They're not even real, They're just on NPC shit.

Yeah, they acting.

They don't even know.

The world is a stage, dog and it's a lot of terrible actors.

It's a lot of terrible actors out here.

The world is the stage, a lot of terrible fucking actors.

Though, you know what I'm saying.

I'm just gonna say it.

I'm just gonna say it.

I'm just gonna say I had to tell Spice beforehand I said it.

But the whole idea of celebrity, bro, if you're not a real person and you can't stand on your morals and principles.

Out here, who out the way?

You can't stand on any principles.

And morals out here as a person that's trying to see this world become better.

Who out the way for the time being?

Yeah, I mean, like, you know, I was listening to somebody today talking about like Muhammad Ali's funeral, and they were like celebrities.

They were like, uh, international diplomats, heads of states, actors like actors are important.

Like think about that.

How we used to look at actors.

Oh yeah, we used to think, oh my god, they're so prestigious, and we used to realize their vessels are stupid and they have no integrity.

Because if they have any integrity, they'll never get hired anywhere, like that guy who doesn't want to kiss chicks.

Yeah right, I mean if if, if you, if you apply with any kind of consistency the general left idea about physical intimacy and how it should be regulated and how people should I mean that should be he should he should be a champion of the left, uh for for you know, the kind of defending his.

Beliefs like that.

But they they blackballed him.

Yep.

I mean it's just ridiculous.

Rachel Zegler.

You know the woman who was white.

I hear she's got a fire only fans I wish.

No, that's not Rachel Zegular.

I was thinking about the chick who is white to act black.

No, no, no, that's not Rachel Seguler is the snow white.

I gotta go, Johnny.

I literally, I'm almost done you.

Okay, I'm gonna give you three more minutes.

If you if you give me three minutes, I'll bear.

Rachel Zeguler is doing a vida on stage and at the London Palladium.

She didn't come out for the final act, apparently because of some kind of huge argument she had in the in the changing room.

Uh.

And so her understudy comes out and just rips it and gets the standing ovation.

And it sounds like that her understudy actually upstaged her and was much better than her.

Now she surprised.

Yeah, she blamed it on some kind of health.

Scare or something, but everybody, like the rumors are that she just got into it with some people like was being a diva and didn't come out because she got in her feels.

Why you would hire this chick?

I don't understand.

She is a rich kid, and she has a completely and utterly broken compass when it comes to appreciation of her life.

Her compass is done.

She thinks everyone owns ows or something, and she doesn't realize how lucky she is.

And that's a lot of the youth today.

They don't realize how good they got it, and they think they should be given everything.

And now she's burnt some local TV, some stage productions, after burning Disney on that one thing.

Okay, Johnny, what do you got here?

We got an alien on a ring camera.

This woman right here captured an alien on a ring camera.

We didn't even know what to do, Like, I'm not gonna call the police.

I'm not going to go outside.

I guess I'm gonna have to live with it, doubt because I'm not taking that.

Jessica said, some people think it's a child.

Marriachi or Marriotti for a mysterious figure was spotted near a home in Content bring video from Jessica or tees.

It looks like it's got scoliosis or something like that.

I mean, it looks like it's just.

Having a bad day.

Got in a fight with his wife and he's like, why am I even in this relationship anymore?

It's like, I hate my job, my kids are disrespectful.

I'm getting a ship out.

Fuck out of here.

Dude, you spend eight years in an alien spacecraft traveling to Earth and you'll have a little scolios to Okay, So the final thing we want to talk about before.

We do, Yeah, I was super chapter.

I gotta go.

So I went to see Happy to get more too, I was.

I thought it was totally fine.

Yeah, I don't know what it's It's like what you said.

I don't know what people expected.

How could it be any better than that?

For families, That's what it should be.

That's what it should be.

It should be funny and simple when you're watching with your kids and grandma.

That's what these people don't understand.

Watch you with grandma, grandma watching.

It was reverential of the the and even maybe you know, a little nostalgic for the original of the nineties.

I was totally as a fan, a huge fan of the original.

I was.

I couldn't have been happier with Happy Gilmore too.

All right, here are the the comments here.

This is from mister I have not gone yet.

Have you gone to the Orthodox Church yet?

All right, I'm going to.

I'm opening up my schedule after the next two weeks and Daddy's gonna bang.

You should do a tour of churches, go to different churches, see what you like best.

Rusty Shacklesford says, I love you.

Brother, Love you too, brother, love you.

Shout out just Mark with a C.

That's to see you're keeping it real.

Doug Wilson says, the only thing missing is x G chiming in with drunk driving stories.

Tell Mexican Hitler to start taking ubers.

Sam killing it always, Johnny needs t r T.

I actually have too much testosterone.

Uh, you need my doctor.

Let's see Sam Mama says, listening for six years now and this was my first live show.

Yay.

Also Christopher Knowles on tf H again, love you.

Husban door, Dude, he's got an open door.

We love Christopher Noles.

Schmedley Butler, A hero the third says, tell Eddie, I said hey from ed Clay Nashville, MMA, shout out all right.

Doug Wilson again, Johnny convert to Catholicism.

Enough with the Baptist Cracker shies, honestly, time to join the One True and Holy Apostolic Church.

Get with the program.

Uh yeah, the same church that defended and created an organized system of swapping around pedos for the past thirty years.

No, thank you, Doug Wilson says, streaming from this crackhouse, high and drunk, af cracking up, cuddling with a single mom right now.

She's a little edges, but I love it.

Exte Nation.

Can you oh so this might be actually can you imagine AI based on XG's mind chat.

I would love that we have to dumb down AI.

Doug Wilson again, Mark the Booker, gay Hooker, perfect, God bless you.

Doug Wilson made the Protestant God bless you.

Doug Wilson.

All right, guys, Johnny went way too long, like can we just do an hour?

Like yeah, and then he just runs it you.

The first hour was story, dude, you just run it.

You told you took up the whole first hour telling.

You half an hour.

I had to talk about Grandma's with bbl's.

Okay, that's what people come for.

We need no I agree with that.

We couldn't have lost that for sure.

Okay, ram On, good song, good song?

What is your What are you doing today?

What's getting ready to happen?

I'm going to have lunch with Richard Grove, Eddie Bravo and Rob Be the fire Burnsteam where you guys go to dinner?

I don't know.

They found somewhere near the uh opera house we're playing and then that's it.

We're just chilling.

Break a leg, brother, Good luck to you, all right.

Dude, thank you.

Everybody to Boston came out.

I love Boston.

We had a word for the listeners.

What's the word, Boston batties.

That's the that's the that's.

The Boston Bbl's.

Is that it?

Yeah, Boston Batties with bbl's nice.

All right, bye everybody.

Bye guys.

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