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It's KFI AM six forty and you're listening to The Conway Show on demand on the iHeartRadio app.
Shannon Farren was talking about people dumping their dog Doodo into her trash can, and the promo sounds something like this, when you put your.
Speaker 2Dog in my garbage can after the garbageman's already been there, I'm going to wheel that thing back in there and smell your dogs for another week.
And I decided that I would make a laminated sign and put it on the trash ban that says, hey, can you just move on to.
Speaker 3The next one?
Speaker 4Carry and Shannon, have I.
Speaker 2Made the sign?
Speaker 5No?
Speaker 2Do I still get angry?
Speaker 4YESI and on demand anytime on the iHeartRadio.
Speaker 3This happened to me today on the way to work.
Speaker 1There's a guy walking down We live on an alley, I know, pretty ritzy, huh.
Guy walking down the alley and he goes to put his dog's feces in my trash cam and I at the same time, I opened the garage door and he closes the lid and he grabs the dog Dodo, and he walks away, and I said, I.
Speaker 3Said, hey, hey, hey, hey hey.
Speaker 1He goes, oh, no, no, he because I'm not gonna put it in I said, no, no, no, no, feel free to put it in there.
Speaker 3You can put anything you want in there.
I don't give a rat's ass.
You can.
Speaker 1You can literally put a baby grand piano in there.
I don't care.
I'm not one of those guys that cares.
You want to put your dog doodo in there instead of carrying it around because you look like an idiot carrying a bag of dog feces, that little green, tiny bag that's all tied up and you're walking around.
How do you think your dog feels when you're walking around with your dog's s in your hand?
Speaker 3Doesn't he feel like he sort of owns you?
I would think so.
Speaker 5When I had the dog and I had and I was the one doing the walks with him.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's why I prefer cats personally.
Speaker 6Yeah.
Speaker 5I have to clean it out, then clean the box out, but it's like a one and done now every single time they go to the bathroom, I have to be there.
Speaker 3But our dogs.
Speaker 1When, first of all, you can throw anything want in our can and I don't know it bothers my wife though maybe it's a gender thing.
I don't know, but it bothers my wife if somebody throws you know, their dog ass in earththam.
Speaker 3Yeah, but I it also it doesn't bother me either.
Speaker 1When somebody goes through my recyclables to take out cans, I don't care.
Look it's on the street, it's it's it's up for grabs as soon.
Speaker 5As they keep the area clean.
Speaker 1As a matter of fact, this happened in Tarzana.
We lived in Tarzana.
We used to throw all our bottles and cans into you know, the blue recycled bin like everybody does, I guess, And this guy was pulling out bottle after bottle and he got so tired of it he just took the whole blue can, through it on the truck and left.
And I thought it was hysterical guys leaving.
He's like, I don't want to go through all this crap.
I almost going to take the can do it.
Later, I thought it was great, man, the ball's on that guy right.
Not only did take the recyclables, but take the whole canon split.
Speaker 3I thought that was great.
Speaker 1But it is maybe I don't know, Belly, are you are you disturbed by that?
If somebody throws some.
Speaker 7I don't like it.
You don't like it, right, I don't like it?
Okay, like go because Shannon's right, you know.
Speaker 3Well let's not say she's right.
Let's just say you agree with her.
Speaker 7Okay, I agree with Shannon.
Speaker 3Okay, because because that makes me feel bad.
Speaker 1If you say Shannon's right and I don't care, I feel like less of a human being.
Speaker 7Well, that's on you are right?
Speaker 6No?
Speaker 8Uh yes, they throw it into your emptied trash and you bring it back and then you had to wait a week with that in there.
Speaker 7Yeah, there's those that creates issues.
Speaker 1Right, But it doesn't smell.
I mean it's tied off.
If it's tied off nicely, it's I think it's air tight.
I don't think there's any issue there.
Yeah, but at least they're not leaving it on the street.
Speaker 7No, I understand that.
But why can't they take it back to their trash can?
Speaker 1Because if you walk around with that green bag in your hand, nothing says if you do goofball.
Speaker 7If you have a dog, you're used to doing that.
Nah.
Speaker 8Occasionally we're walking walking the dogs and I have the bag and I start like swinging, Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, John's always like, could you not do that?
Speaker 7And I forget.
I like, hold onto a bag poo right.
Speaker 1And occasionally it flies open and then it's a shower.
Speaker 3Ah, got mighty, Here we go.
But steph, shit, bother you.
If somebody throws feces in your.
Speaker 9Can, I personally don't care, but when I do walk the dog, I feel bad putting it in someone else's trash can.
You do so I walked with it the whole way, but it's mind, yeah, I think we got to get it together and just assume that everybody's trash can is up for crass.
Speaker 3I don't.
Speaker 5It's just so bizarre to me.
It's like what so I always think about that, Like if Jenn and I are doing a little walks and I got like some trash or something like that, and there's someone's cans like down a little alley ways, it's like right to put it in there.
And I keep thinking to myself, somebody's gonna come on, who do something on that.
I'm just gonna throw it on the ground beside it.
Speaker 8Man, that's your own trash can about up two miles from home.
Speaker 3Carry it with me.
Speaker 5It's either beside your can or and.
Speaker 3You can, that's right.
Yeah, your choice.
Speaker 5Beside your can or in your coin?
Can you choose, mister or lady?
Speaker 1Well, what would you rather have, you know, dogs feces on the side of your can or in your can?
Speaker 7Exactly?
Yeah, either, Well you don't.
Speaker 5Have that choice.
Speaker 3Yeah, you don't have that choice at all.
Speaker 6Man.
Speaker 3It's weird.
People get very territorial over their trash.
Speaker 5Weird.
Speaker 3And it's a trash can.
It is an odd thing.
It's a weird deal.
Speaker 7I'm gonna go put some trash and Crozier's trash can.
Speaker 5Wo love that the outside of it?
Please, I don't want to see trash on the outside of the can.
I'm like, why would somebody put the trash on the outside of the can?
And the cans right there?
Speaker 7That's Brian Reagan.
Speaker 8Remember when Brian Reagan came to visit as Tim and he was walking by and somebody had rolled up a piece of paper and it was like a foot from the and he he couldn't see men's down and he goes you were So it's like Adam Corolla, you ever see those?
Speaker 1They don't exist anymore.
But in the old days, bellyod your dad ever smoked?
Yeah, long time ago.
Did he have the bean bag ash tray on the door?
All right, so you know what I'm talking about.
It's a bean bag ash tray and you put it on the dashboard and it fills with cigarette buds.
And there's a little smoke stain on the windshield the inside the windshield where those smokes were brewing for decades.
And then Corolla was talking about you get to like a Long's drug, which I don't think exists anymore.
And the guy throws them all out onto the street.
Speaker 3Right there where their door was.
Speaker 1Yeah, he kept them for like two months and now they're just bang right on the on the street or in the parking lot.
Speaker 3Right.
It's unbelievable.
Speaker 5I love the ash marks, like right where the where the glass in the window meets the upper part of your door from people that didn't want to roll down their window all the way to flick their ashes.
Yeah, you see the accumulation of the burns on the upper part of the the door.
Speaker 1And you can also tell when a guy or gal is really interested in how their hair looks and they smoke, because they're gonna have burn marks on the top of their car, on the roof of their car.
Speaker 3On the inside.
Speaker 1Yeah, they put their hand their cigarette and their hand through their hair.
And then Christ is another another scorcher.
Speaker 3You don't see the bean bag ash tray anymore, it's gone.
Did your dad have one?
Speaker 1Your dad smoked not cigarettes, but yeah, okay, yes he did.
My mom and dad both smokes cigarettes.
And I remember my dad and mom they would smoke cigarettes while like taking six kids up to the mountains and all the windows were closed.
Speaker 3It doesn't really go on much anymore.
Speaker 5Everything that my dad did, I mean, dying from a drug overdose.
And he just had so much disdain for people that smoke cigarettes, like his ex, my you know woman, when I was thirteen, she smoked and he.
Speaker 3Just just those cats are like.
Speaker 5Weird to say.
And he had the argument, he was like, those are all chemicals.
This is all you know nature.
Speaker 1Was he doing hard drugs or just weed?
He died from crack?
Oh okay, all right for the most part.
Speaker 3Yeah.
Speaker 5He he once told me that he did everything but heroin because he didn't like needles.
Speaker 3Really yeah, wow, man, that guy went for it.
You gotta give him that.
Though a little of this, a little bit of that.
Speaker 5He was in a band in the seventies in Miami.
Speaker 3I get it.
Speaker 1I got it, man, that was the time to be in the Miami Miami band.
Yeah that w what a life, Yeah, what a life.
How old was he when he passed away?
Speaker 5He was forty?
Speaker 3Oh he was young?
Speaker 5No, No, fifty eight fifty eight Yeah, okay, that's not bad.
Yeah, yeah, because I'm three years from his age.
Speaker 1Okay, So fifty eight to Night's run for a guy, you know, doing crack and you know all kinds of he.
Speaker 5Was on and off.
Yeah, he was on and off.
He would take years off and then he would go through a good months or a year or something like that doing bunch stuff.
Yeah, I said's a touchdown.
Speaker 1Yeah, and he lived fifty eight and then, like you know, in the band in Miami in the seventies, a lot of people like that.
Speaker 4You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on Demyan from KF I am six forty.
Speaker 1I was just talking to Bellio and she's great, She's great, You're great.
But belly O and I we sort of the same, like the same upbringing.
Both of our dads were really into the racetrack.
We knew when they hit, we knew when they didn't and just a lot of this similar vibe.
Yeah, but I remember you remember, like crowzy you go back, Steph, you probably don't, but Angel does.
When remember the cord that went from your home phone to your receiver and it was all curled up, you know, it's like like a like a big like a noodle.
Yeah, and if you stretched it out, you remember how pissed Mom and Dad would get.
Yes, you put a kink in that noodle.
Oh my god, I couldn't get that kink out, man, when it twisted the other way.
Speaker 7How do you get like that?
Speaker 5I know, I know.
Speaker 1And then you'd hold it Steph said, you know, you hold it upside down right, and it spins and you try to do it that way, but it doesn't work.
And there's always that one kink, one kink in that cord.
Speaker 8Or it would get so twisted that you could only like pick up the phone like a two inches receiver because it was so twisted.
Speaker 7You're like, hold on, let me get that.
I got to get that right here.
Speaker 3I really think.
Speaker 1I don't think I've admitted this on the air before, but I think I could have been Stutley or as a kid, except for my mom and I blamed my mom for the why is that, I'll tell you why.
When I was in third grade, I was going to go to a Halloween party and I wanted to invite a girl named Carrie to the to the Halloween party.
And and I we started school, you know, late August, and this party was going to be in you know, late October.
And literally every single day I got home, I got her number.
Remember how I got a number, but I got her phone number.
And every single day had come home, I'd sit near the phone.
I'd write stuff down to say to her, because I was so nervous that sweet that I would run out.
Speaker 7Of things to say, like what kind of things.
Speaker 1Like write down you know, like hey, do you remember when we were playing four square?
You know, I kind of crap, And you know, i'd write down her mom's name and her dad name, so I didn't forget those.
Speaker 3You know, I was buttoned up.
I was buttoned up.
Speaker 1And so every day I'd come home and i'd and i'd sit near the phone.
I remember sitting in the kitchen right into the phone, and I'd go to dial and then i'd i'd chicken out.
I'd go out and play and then I'd come back and I'd like, Okay, now I'm gonna call.
And then it was eight o'clock at night.
You couldn't call after eight.
Yeah, so that day was blown.
I'd do the same thing over the next day, the next day, the next day, weekends, weekdays, weekends, weekdays.
Speaker 3For about four weeks, wow, four or five weeks.
Speaker 1I finally, I think I think I may have taken a shot at my dad's gin up the courage to call in third grade.
Maybe maybe I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
Maybe that's not true.
But but I finally got the courage to call.
And it was I get seven o'clock on a Sunday, and I remember this very very specific.
I think it was I think it was the Sunday and was at seven o'clock at night.
I hit all seven buttons, calls going, you know, before he had a dillary code calls on its way.
It wrings her mom answers, and I said, hey, you know, I introduced myself and I said, hey, can I speak to your daughter?
And she said, uh, I guess so, you know, very hesitant, I guess, so in third grades called my daughter.
But I just want to invite her, you know, and go to go through This is so lame, but I wanted to picture the idea of going to the Halloween party as raggedy and and andy.
How weak is that that's cute?
Speaker 3How weak is.
Speaker 7That that's cute?
Speaker 6Oh?
Speaker 1I got it, get goosebumps.
I'd like to be at bottom of that ocean smooth.
So I the phone.
So she goes hold on one say, and the girl gets on the phone.
She goes hello, I go, hey, it's uh, It's it's Tim.
Speaker 3I'm in here.
Speaker 5She goes yeah.
Speaker 3She goes, I know exactly who you are.
Speaker 1And because I really did have much conversation with her in school, I was pretty sure I like paralyzing paralyzed with shyness.
And we talked for like literally like thirty seconds, and she goes, Oh, I'm so glad you call you going to the party.
I'm going to the Halloween party.
And I think it was at Wendy's house.
I said, yeah, yeah, it's right up the street from her.
And all of a sudden, my mom comes by and she goes, who are you talking to?
And I said, I'm talking to a girl I know in school, and she hangs the phone up.
She goes, you're not talking to girls in third grade in my house, hangs the.
Speaker 3Phone, Why would you do that?
Hangs it up.
That was a rap.
Didn't go to the Halloween party, didn't go with her, that was a rap.
Speaker 7Like you never spoke about it.
Speaker 3I'm still not over it.
I'm sitting here, you know, sweating.
Speaker 7You're working through it now.
Speaker 3I'm working through it right now, sweat my ass off.
Speaker 1But my mom was a very strict, strict woman, very strict Catholic.
Hey, look, she got kicked out of two churches, two perishes because the priest wasn't on board with where life started.
You know.
She was a strict strict Life starts a conception period, and the period was the size of like Connecticut.
Speaker 3There's no wiggle room with this woman, none.
Speaker 1And so if a priest said, well, you know, there's lot of people that you know, and she gets into the you know, abortion with the you know, incest or whatever, my Mom's.
Speaker 3Like, no, no, no, no, that's not that's bs.
Speaker 1It blew up and we got kicked out of two churches, Saint Mel's Church in Woodland Hills that we got kicked out of.
Lady of Grace in scene and we ended up in Saint Cyril's.
We're the ones that just kept drifting down Venture at Boulevard, being kicked out of one massive Catholic church after another.
But my mom had a policy, unless you're married, you cannot have a woman sleepover at her house, like when we went to visit her in Canada.
If I was, if I had a girlfriend, and sometimes I did, we were not allowed to stay at my mom's house as an adult.
As an adult, I was thirty seven Crozier.
Wow, Wow, I was thirty seven.
I take this door off the hinges and had a pretty serious girlfriend at thirty seven for thirty I don't know thirty six.
I gotta do the math on that.
But I was in my mid to late thirties.
And she said, you're not coming over with your girlfriend.
She's not staying overnight.
And I said, but she'll stay in another room.
No, that's not happening.
So when I got married and in the early two thousands, everybody at my mom's place in Canada thought I was marrying another guy because they said they were like, wow, we never saw you with a woman.
Speaker 3I said, because my mom, it wasn't because of me because my mom was crazy.
I don't know if you know that.
I don't remember that she's crazy.
Speaker 1So she would allow you to have dudes over at the place, Now, I don't think she would either.
Speaker 3No.
Speaker 1Oh, I don't know she would have gone down that road with Maine.
I think that would have been another discussion.
So you weren't allowed to have any friends?
No, No, I could have friends over.
Speaker 2No.
Speaker 1But are you saying if I if I was in a relationship with a guy, would the guy be able to stay there?
Speaker 7No?
Speaker 3But what a guy friend?
Yes, absolutely, a hundred percent.
Yeah.
Speaker 1And she was friends with all my friends.
I mean she knew like Fox, Mykennessee, McDaniel, all these guys.
I mean she you know, she grew up.
Uh, they were over at our house more than I think I was.
But this man, I think I could have really rolled around if it wasn't for my mom paralyzing me.
Speaker 3When I was thirty.
Correct, I like I ever got over that.
I really don't.
Speaker 1I still run into that girl that I called on occasion, and I run into her and I still get nervous around her because of what happened.
Speaker 5I was going to say, I was wondering at whether or not you completely avoided her the next day in school.
Speaker 3I still see her today, I mean I saw her a year ago.
Speaker 5That's crazy.
Speaker 3And she knows the story, and so.
Speaker 5You've since explained that to her.
Speaker 1Oh I've told her that story twenty times.
Speaker 3And she's like, I can't believe your mom did that to you.
I said, you can't, you can't.
I was there.
How about being on Magnolia in the house that she did it?
Stand next to the yellow phone in the kitchen.
How about that guy?
Speaker 4All right?
Speaker 5Just see her going click yeah, and you just sitting there silently looking me.
Speaker 3I still had the receiver.
Speaker 1She clicked it on the on the phone, she pushed it down on the phone, and I was still on, going hello Hello.
Then she grabs it for me.
You're not talking to a girl in third grade in my house.
That's never gonna happen again, all right, A right, all right?
How many more years until I'm eighteen?
Speaker 4You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI AM six forty.
Speaker 3Where'd you buzzy?
Speaker 6Now?
Speaker 3You know you never get buzzed?
Right?
Ah?
Speaker 7Not normally?
Speaker 8Yeah, but I think Sunday I was did.
Speaker 3You get sideway.
You got sideways.
Speaker 7Somewhere good sideways.
I stopped it.
Speaker 8I was at my favorite restaurant, North Italian.
I love that place, and I had the hugo.
Oh it was delicious and pound it No, I didn't pound it no.
And I almost went for a second hugo, but I had to stop myself.
Speaker 3How would you have ordered the second one?
Speaker 4Yeah?
Speaker 3To god time, bitches.
Speaker 7If you haven't into North Italia, that is a great restaurant.
Speaker 3Yeah, yeah, it's a great restaurant.
It is awesome.
There's one up in Topanga, Topanga Plaza.
Speaker 5That's more than one.
Speaker 3Oh yeah, it's a chain.
Yeah it so you never heard of North Italian.
Speaker 1Oh, Crozier, you would love it, real angel you bet to North Italia.
Speaker 7Where where is that off?
But Jamboree?
Speaker 5No, but I want to go.
Speaker 7You will have it.
You will love it.
Speaker 1You Crozier like shut Inso that's exactly.
Speaker 3Where's it?
Bellio?
What will you buzz on?
What'd you drink there?
Speaker 7The hugo?
Speaker 3What's in the hugo?
Speaker 7It was.
Speaker 4Mint?
Speaker 8I think citrus, prosecco and elderberry.
Speaker 1Woof ah.
And you and you knocked off one of those I did you didn't want a second.
Speaker 7I wanted a second.
Speaker 8I had to stop myself because I was become a bit of a lightweight, so I was feeling it.
Speaker 1Oh yeah, do you get giggling or you get angry?
You an angry drunk?
Speaker 6No?
Speaker 7I get talkative?
Speaker 3No?
Speaker 7Yeah, really, you get really talking.
Speaker 8That's how I notice stop myself because when I start talking a lot, but I have that presence of mind, it's like.
Speaker 7Okay, I think I'm talking too much.
Maybe I should stop.
Speaker 1Yeah, And then she gets insulting, like, oh I think I'm turning into angels.
Speaker 3It's an insult.
Speaker 4Really?
Speaker 7Oh is it?
Speaker 3Crow?
Speaker 7Because some people would think it is a highest and that's how I would have meant it.
Speaker 3That's exactly right.
When's the last time Angel you got buzzed?
Or are you.
Speaker 7Currently every show?
Every show?
Speaker 3I got buzz last night?
What about you?
Crow?
When was the last time you hammered anything?
Saturday?
Really?
You didn't drink anything on Sunday?
No or Monday?
Speaker 6No?
Speaker 3What do you wanna?
Speaker 5Are you in a program getting older?
I got to back out?
Speaker 7And what were you drinking Saturday?
Yeah?
Speaker 3The question is what was No, I'm drinking.
Speaker 5Usually it's it's mules.
Speaker 3Oh yeah.
Speaker 7And how buzzed were you?
Speaker 3Nothing?
Speaker 5Big?
Nothing big?
I don't remember last time I've like been like head under the table?
Speaker 3Are you angry?
Speaker 7Drunk?
Speaker 3Are you happy or talking to.
Speaker 5I'm pretty I'm kind of like Sharon and I get a little bit chatty, but otherwise I'm mellow.
Speaker 7What about you, Conway?
When was the last time you were buzzed?
Speaker 3Last night?
Speaker 1Yeah?
Yeah, yeah, like every night.
You know, you gotta hit it hard.
Speaker 7Really, and what are you like buzzed?
Speaker 3You know what I mean?
Speaker 1I enjoy life more so, I'm happy er, but I don't feel any different.
I mean, I you know, unless I had a lot, Like if I had like ten shots, i'd be buzzed.
Speaker 3But I think, I mean, I'm not gonna do this.
Speaker 1I don't write to us, but I think after like five or six shots, I could drive to Cleveland.
Really, yeah, I don't think it's any difference.
Speaker 5By the way, I was looking at this North Tier restaurant.
Speaker 3What a thing to put out there.
Speaker 7Jesus, they're taking.
Speaker 1Well, it's just listening to KF.
I used to be a rush Limbaugh station.
Speaker 3What's going on now?
What that guy say you could take five shots and try to Cleveland.
Got a mighty going on with this guy.
But I don't feel any different.
Speaker 8Do you know, you come in to the show buzz I'd like to experience that.
Speaker 3No, but I would get buzzed during the show.
Speaker 7Can we do it tomorrow night.
Speaker 1Let's see what I gotta do the next day, because I'm pretty out of it the next day.
Speaker 3But yeah, I don't.
Speaker 1I don't think you could tell if I had, really if I started four pm and I had five shots between four and seven pm, I don't think you could tell.
Speaker 7I bet I could.
Speaker 3I bet you couldn't.
Speaker 7I'm pretty tune with you.
Speaker 3I mean if you looked at me, I'd probably be a little red.
Speaker 7Yeah that's how I would.
Speaker 1Yeah, but I mean you couldn't tell voice wise.
I mean, I don't think you could tell.
I'm going to come in, I'm going to take five shots, and you try to guess.
Speaker 3Which day it was it is on.
Speaker 7I love this, I love this, Okay, Yeah, but.
Speaker 1You can't come in here and look around, you know like you always do, where you sift through the trash and you know, sniff around.
Speaker 4You're listening to Tim Conway, jun you're on demand from KF I am six forty.
Speaker 3Jaye Leonard, nice to see you, Mane.
Speaker 1You good to see when we took a tour of your garage.
You're a very nice John.
What's John's last name?
John Parrah, John Parrat What a sweet man that is who gave it a tour and you've been lifelong friends with it?
Or since you've been out of here you've been friends with him?
Oh yeah, very loyal to your friends.
Speaker 6Yeah, exactly exactly.
That's why I'm here.
That's exactly right.
I think had such bigger shows.
Speaker 1That's exactly right.
We were we took the tour of your garage.
Oh you're on TV now too with Yamava.
That must have taken all day to shoot all those different angles.
Nook really half hour?
I I work very quickly.
Speaker 3Did they today?
Did they come to you or you went to that came to the garage?
Boom banging out here?
And what are you giving away a Lexus this time?
Speaker 6It's I think let lexis is time and we have a super coming up, another guard you know, my favorite one.
Speaker 3We gave away a rolls Rice.
Speaker 6Wow, this is unbelievable and this is absolutely true.
The guy that wins twenty two year old security guard from China, been here eight months?
Okay from an excitement point of view, probably the worst guy to win the money.
Speaker 3He wins a million dollars.
Speaker 7Thank you.
Speaker 3American, thank you.
Okay.
Speaker 6So he goes, are you happy about about the Rolls race?
Speaker 3Yes?
Speaker 6Yes, very beautiful car.
Okay, Well thank you think and that this this hand to God, this is true.
I give him the keys to the Rolls Rice.
He walks fifteen feet to the slot machine, holds the handle, and wins one million dollars.
Speaker 3Is that right?
Speaker 6A security guard from jo from China.
He's Aaron a Visa Wow, Rolls Royce and a million dollars.
Speaker 3Welcome to America.
Speaker 8Yeah.
Speaker 1Now, He writes everybody a letter back in China and goes, hey, you gotta get here, you gotta go here.
Speaker 5Let's see what they do.
Speaker 3Unreal?
Speaker 1But isn't that unbelievable.
We did a we were having a giveaway that we did for R.
E.
M.
Mattress and they're like six or seven thousand dollars beds, and we did a remote in Burbank and we said, we're going to give away one of these seven thousand dollars beds.
So if you show up, somebody's gonna win.
So two hundred people show up.
They wait around for the whole broadcast, and then we pick out one person's name.
You know, Dale Hennings is Dale Hennings.
Here, anybody Dale Headings, going once, going twice.
He's way in the back of the store buying a mattress and now he just won one.
And that's the only one with that he sold all day.
Is the giveaway, yo, The only guy with the credit card buying a mattress just won the free one.
Speaker 6I got a mattress story for you in my house at tonight.
D I get a call from Warren Buffett.
Okay, he goes Jay, Okay, he goes a friend of mine.
It's a mattress store in Omaha.
He wants me to be in a commercial.
I said, I do.
I don't know what to do.
I'm not comfortable.
I don't want to talk about I said, I said, Warren, hiss, what to do?
You go in the lie down in the bed, Just lie down in bed and go to sleep.
And some will come in and say is that Warren Buffett sleeping on the a And the owner of the store will say, oh, yes, he comes there every day to sleep because our mattress is so comfortable.
So I get a call from More the next day.
Speaker 3Genius, thank you very much.
Speaker 6They oh yeah, because he was so he didn't want to he didn't want to be nervous.
But that's a good mat you know.
Speaker 3But it was totally he just pretended to be asleep.
Woman comes in.
Is that my Warren buffet sleeping there?
He comes there every day to sleep.
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah, that's a great idea.
Yeah, that's fantastic.
You know, my dad was a big Cadillac guy.
Did your was your dad a Cadillac?
Speaker 6Well, the first thing I did when I made money, I bought my dad a Cadillac.
And not just any Cadillac, the Italian Cadillac, Wow white with red Laura Polster.
This was the most garish.
And my mother was My mother was from Scotland.
Speaker 3She was so oh, Jimmy, jimmy, your father that Cadillac.
Speaker 6Like when we would go for a ride, I'd sit in the back, my mother and father be in the front.
Well, we pulled up to a light, people would look at the Cadillac and my mother made all.
Speaker 3Down the window.
Speaker 7We're not really Cadillac people.
Speaker 3Our son got us and.
Speaker 6Then we're driving a Cadio Cadillac and they would start fighting and the people would take off.
Speaker 3Oh it was oh, hilarious, hilarious.
Speaker 1My dad bought a Seville or a Coupe Deville back in the late seventies, and he bought it from a dealership.
I don't want to say the name of the dealership, but it's in the Van Eys area.
I'm sure you know which one it is.
And he drives it home in the middle of July and the heater is on.
The heater won't go off, and so he gets home, he sweating his ass off, and he takes it back to him and says, hey, the heaters on.
And they said, oh, sorry, mister Cohn, we will take care of that.
It was in the shop for a week.
He picks it up, drives it home.
The heater's on again.
The heater is on.
In the middle of now at the beginning of August, takes it back a third time.
The heater's on.
Oh, we'll give you a loaner here it is.
Third time he gets it home, the heat's not on.
We go out after you know, church on a Sunday, goes to turn the air conditioning on.
Speaker 3It's broken.
Then the heater comes on.
Speaker 1So he takes it to the dealership and he pulls it right up to one of their twenty foot glass windows and he puts the bumper on the window, then inches forward and the whole window shows and he gives them the keys.
He goes, hey, fellas, the heater's on.
And that was really out of character of my dad, but he was, you know, he paid a lot of money for the car that heater was on.
Speaker 3There you go there, that'll do it.
Speaker 1But I tell you, Cadillac, over the last like ten or fifteen years, the way they've put together these cars, it almost seems like a high end import, you know, like.
Speaker 3You know what it is.
Speaker 6It's the great the best thing that had happened to De troits going bankrupt.
Speaker 3Oh was that right?
Speaker 6Because they got rid of all the ad eyes and the guys that came from Whirlpool or may Tag to sell cars, and they brought in engineer.
Yeah right, yeah, exactly.
Now you have engineer.
Now you have Cadillac entering F one racing.
This is the highest, most expensive, most scientific, expensive kind of racing in the world.
And Cadillac is right in there with Ferrari and all these les.
So it's going to be exciting.
I mean, American engineers are now kind of the I envy the world.
I think.
Speaker 3So the fact that we can.
Speaker 6Produce a car like a Corvette for eighty thousand dollars in a union shop, it'sredible and everybody gets full benefits and the Chinese paying two balls an hour can barely match it.
Speaker 3Yes, it is great.
Speaker 1So the F one, the Cadillac sewing Is are gonna have the vlure seats.
Speaker 3Now I won't have the vlor seats.
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