It's KMF I am six forty and you're listening to the Conway Show on demand on the iHeartRadio app.

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How old is Richie?

Do you think Richie who works with us on I don't know Wednesday and Thursday?

How old is Richie?

He's in his early thirties.

Early thirties.

Wow, General Dana, you know who Vin Scully is?

Of course he do?

Okay?

Well, Richie who works with us as a producer, he'd never heard that name before yesterday.

You never heard the name Vin Scully never.

Do you know how many different all right areas in life that you have to avoid not to have heard that name, You had to have avoided baseball sports professionally, right, because Vin Scully translates every sport.

People in basketball talk about him, people in hockey, people in football.

He called football games for a while, and he was the voice of the Dodgers for I don't know sixty years, sixty plus years, seventy years.

He was ninety four ninety five when he passed away.

There's the street down near Dodger Stadium is called Vin Scully Avenue.

Vin Scully is probably the best known sportscaster maybe in the world, in the history of the world.

And this guy, Richie, had never heard that name before.

There are five huge oversized photos of Vin Scully where Richie preps the show.

There's one behind him.

We're Richie's mailboxes.

There's a six or seven foot huge shot of there is okay, Richie is Richie's producing bellio has a photo of Richie producing the show and he's looking at a computer screen, and behind that computer computer screen there's a twelve foot picture of Vin Scully.

He looks at him every days and never asked who that was?

That is?

What could we put that on social medium?

All right?

You got to see this photo.

This is a guy who stared at Vin Scully for the last two or three years every day, A twelve foot picture of him sitting right there, and he'd never heard that name before.

So we had to make a promo out of it.

Good catch, stefu'sh good catch, Good catch.

I had all these baseball cards.

Ben Scully would call the game, and I moved my baseball cards around.

Here you learning the game from Vin Scully's.

Vin Scully was great man, Richie, you ever heard of Vin Scully?

No idea who that is?

Moe Kelly just put his head down.

There's a huge picture of him down the hall.

There's five of them.

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Mo Kelly came in because we're doing the cross talk with Mo Kelly.

I've never seen Mo do this before, and I've known Mo for ten years.

When Richie said he had never heard that name before, Mo Kelly put his head down on the desk on the counter here in the studio, just right down and just rested his head there for thirty seconds.

I thought he passed out.

Never heard that name before.

Richie's producing a radio show, not in not only in Los Angeles where Vin Scully called the games for hit MO more than my lifetime, but our sister station down the hall five seventy AM ran the Dodgers for Vin Scully's last three or four years, and so every time he came in the building, he heard that noise, he heard that voice, and that was Vin Scully.

Twenty feet from that door is where he currently works.

Yeah, And you have to avoid not only professional sports, but you have to avoid entertainment.

You have to avoid the internet.

You have to avoid that sports station because he's still on that sports station.

You have to avoid avoid a lot of things in life to not know who Vin Scully is.

I mean actively avoid them.

Like, for instance, I know a little bit about who's a Rod used to be dating j lood right, And I don't follow j Lo at all, but I've heard stories that she's kind of difficult to to get along with or difficult to work with.

And I just heard these, you know, crazy stories.

But and I and I'd avoid a lot of j Loo's stuff.

And I know that about her, you know, because you just hear it, you file it, and you know.

And as a matter of fact, their nickname was a Rod and a hole for a while when they were dating, and I knew that.

But man, no, man, I find it.

I find it really refreshing that this richie didn't know who Vin Scully was.

I really do, because he's not clogging up his mind with all this you know nonsense.

I like that.

I don't know, you know, the happiest people I've ever met in my life are the people who are not are not cluttering their brain with all kinds of crazy information.

We had a guy who he used to work with over the radio station, and we used to do a bit called Stump the Monkey.

And I'm not gonna say his name or anything, because he's a good guy and he's moved on.

But we'd asked this guy simple questions like where he thought the Mile High City was.

I said, where do you think the Mile High City is?

You ever heard that?

Ter?

He goes, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, hey, buddy, I've heard it a lot, Buddy, I love it.

Buddy.

I said, where do you think the Mile High City is?

And he says, uh, I don't know.

Uh see, like oh no, no, no, See, the Mile High City is a mile and the altitude of the city is a mile.

It's like over fifty like fifty four hundred feet or so.

So unless there's a fifty four hundred foot cliff in Seattle and then Seattle sits above that, that's the wrong answer.

And we'd ask him simple questions like that, like where did you think where do you think ivory comes from?

What do you think ivory?

Where does that come from?

When somebody has an ivory statue or an ivory ash Treverer.

Where is ivory from?

He goes, I think that's a plant, buddy, Right, they grow ivy, I mean ivory ivory, they grow ivory rights.

We also asked him these are some of the just the some of the better ones.

What he thought the Denver football team was called.

What do you think the Denver football team is called?

And he said, I think it's the Seahawks, buddy, And Doug Steckler put his head down and he said, there may have never been a seahawk in the history of Denver.

Seahawks usually hang out on the coast.

I don't think there's ever been a seahawk that has flown fifteen hundred miles to hang out in Denver.

The Seahawks, I think Denver, Buddy, I think wrong.

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My mom and dad would take us to Disneyland once a year, and they would tell us three months or four months in advance, you know, right around Christmas, Hey, we're going in on April ninth.

She got to behave and one of my brothers decided not to behave.

He bought itching powder and spread it all over the desks of all the kids, and they all know And I'm ninety nine percent sure this happened where the kids, all the kids' parents had to come pick them up because they were all itching like crazy, know what it was, They didn't know what it was, and they're breaking out in like hives and stuff.

And I I'm about ninety nine ensure that the fire department was called as well because they were next door, and the paramedics came over to see to try to figure out what happened, and they found a box of itching powder in my brother's desk.

I'm starting to understand the three day suspension.

Yeah, he's lucky he didn't get expelled.

Yeah, I mean that turned into a big deal, right, because what if those what if one of those kids was allergic or had a condition or something and you know, they got swollen eyes or whatever it was or exactly.

And got their lungs and you know it was It's a big deal, a big deal.

So I'm with the principal and the teacher that there had to be some action.

Right, Normally I'd pick I'd support my brother, but I think he crossed the line, okay, just barely.

So he was told by my dad, you did this, you got in trouble, you got caught.

You're not going to Disneyland this year.

And I thought, whoo, my dad never ever does stuff like that ever.

So all the kids going there is yes.

And so the morning we're going, you know, you always wake up early and you have breakfast, and he always took us out of school to go, so it's a big special day.

You know, he didn't have to go to school, and we're all going to Disneyland on a day where we're you know, we're supposed to go to school.

And so Disneyland was fairly empty and you could walk around and enjoy yourself.

And we all get in the car except my brother with the itching powder, and he was in the house and he wasn't coming, and I thought, wow, how far is my dad going to drive down the block here?

Until he turns around and picks this kid back up and he pulls the car around.

We're going out the driveway and my brother Jake says, hey, Dad, can you will you stop the car?

And my dad stops the car and my brother says, if my brother's not going I'm not going.

Wow, Jake, isn't that great?

Yeah?

That says a lot about his character.

The greatest guy in the world.

He says, if I'm not if my brother's not going, I'm not going.

It was your reaction, I'm my reaction.

Was he more room for me?

Why are we sitting still?

Yeah?

Dad?

Why did you?

Why did you stop?

Just slow down, Jake, get the hell out of here.

And and he my dad ended up taking all of us, right he did.

Yeah, he ended up taking all of us.

But there was such a defining moment in my brother's childhood, right, Like, he's the only kid that said no, no, we're all going, or I'm not going.

It's just so great.

He brings a tear to my eyes.

It really, I mean, really a special that's consistent with who he was.

Yep.

And he is a sweet man, sweetest guy.

In the wood.

Is really sweet man.

I mean he's obviously he was born in the wrong family.

Well, you're all sweet.

Nah, he's over the top.

I mean, he rescues dogs all the time.

He's always upbeat, he doesn't hate anybody, never gets pissed at anybody.

He can just hang up on a good friend, No way he'd go to the track with the guy.

Right, But he's always always upbeat.

And I don't know how he does it, man, but you know he works.

He doesn't have kids, but they have like five or six dogs and those dogs are the world to him.

And he's and he's just a really decent human being, like a really good person.

And you know, of all the brothers and sisters, I think his his character.

I don't know where it was formed, but somebody had an influence on him that we all didn't catch.

No, he's fourth, fourth fifth city.

Yeah, he's fourth, fourth born, so he's close to the middle there.

Yeah, he's a middle kid out of six.

Right, the three and four are the you know, the two medals.

Right.

Do you find that, I don't know how much you've looked into that.

Do you find that.

That the order of births with all your siblings kind of go true to form from what we've always heard, the first in the middle and the last and all that.

You know what, I don't I'm not really sure what what those theories are like, is it?

I know that my sister got a lot in life.

She was the first born.

Oh, she was the first thing.

She's the oldest.

She's we have we have one girl, and then my dad had five boys.

My mom and dad.

My mom had something to do with it too.

I think the girl thing makes sense, but also the firstborn thing makes sense.

So she got she doubled it.

Oh my god, the privilege.

I guess you could say my dad wrote a song about her.

My dad has never written a song in his life.

He wrote a song about her.

And there's a million pictures of her around around, you know, our house growing up.

I think there's one of me, and try to find one of the of the youngest.

So long man, hear some of the characteristics of the first middle Okay, so first natural leader, high achiever, organized, on time, know it all, bossy, responsible adult, pleaser, obeys the rules the middle That makes sense.

That wait, it goes slowly again.

The firstborn is one.

Natural leader, high achiever, very organized.

Very organized, on time, always know it all.

Yeah.

I think I think she knows that you guys, when Thursday nights not Friday nights to tapings.

No, she didn't know that right, so maybe not not all of it.

She knew bossy uh as a kid.

Yeah, get in the wheel.

Well that's a.

Little yeah, pretty bossy as a.

Kid, right, yeah, responsible, yes, yes, adult pleaser, yeah, obeys the rules.

Yeah, pretty much.

Okay.

She had by the way, she had a massive, massive bedroom.

It was supposed to be like the master bedroom to the house that we lived in in the valley, and the rest of the boys were in one room.

Five of us in one room.

And she had a fireplace in her room, a walk in closet fireplace in her room, and had two different exposures, like she looked west and north from her windows.

Two different exposures.

Huge ass room, good for her.

And we were all piled.

We had two bunk beds and a car bed, you know.

So we had two bunk beds that we lived in that we slept in, and my brother had one of those like speed racer car beds.

Oh stinky boys.

God, it was unbelievable.

I don't know why we put up with that, because you had to.

Well, we could have.

We could have.

I mean, there's five of us we could have taken over.

You should have.

We should have.

We couldn't taken her out.

Middle child, okay, middle child, flexible, easygoing, social peacemakers, independent secretive may feel like life is unfair strong, negotiator and generous.

Okay, that's like, yeah, my brother yeah, like like Corey and and and Jake.

Yeah, that's that's kind.

Of them, right, Okay, the babies of the family, right, this is Sean risk.

Taker, outgoing, creative, self centered.

Oh yeah, financial, financially irresponsible, not he's not that, but competitive.

So far, he's like, you know, eight for nine, yeah, nine for ten.

Bored, easily, very easily, likes to be pampered.

I don't know, I don't know, sense of humor, very funny.

And that was for those Okay, if you're the only child close to parents, self control, leader, mature, dependable, demanding, unforgiving, private, and sensitive.

Wow.

Man, oh man, that's wild.

How I mean, it's such a generalization, but man, do they nail it.

I hit a lot of Yeah, I hit a lot of those.

Yeah, that's wild.

That's crazy, man, that's a you know that that the youngest one.

I mean, you describe my brother Sean to the tea, except that he's financially he's not irresponsible.

He owns two restaurants and Steamboat Springs, Colorado here.

Okay, Yeah, I worked up from nothing.

He was like a busboy, so with six.

You find those ones that are in the middle, they're they're sort of like a variance of those things.

Yeah yeah, that pretty much nailed them though.

I guess.

So there's six kids, the three and four of the middle one.

Yeah, yeah, I guess so.

Yeah, yeah, well that's that's so.

That's about right.

But that's that's wild.

How you can generalize like that, that's crazy.

You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from kf I Am six.

Forty, where you know, you get you got hit on by somebody who's really influential in the business, in show business or you know, really could make your your life better, you know, with a job promotion and crap like that.

But there was a big agent in Hollywood, agent slash manager, and I met him.

Oh I thought you were gonna say, Judy Denton.

Oh no, no, no, no way, Judy and I dated for three months.

What do you mean?

No, I'm just kidding.

But I was at with my dad at God.

I think it was like the Our Senial Hall Show.

It was one of those late night talk shows.

I know, it wasn't the Tonight Show.

I think it was Our Sinial Hall.

And that manager was there.

He represented some other big actor or whatever.

And we just talking backstage in the green room and and I didn't even know the guy was was gay.

I thought, you know, we were just the chit chatting.

And he said he had a poker game at his house every you know, month or so.

He says, a lot of you know, uh, you know, big Hollywood types show up and we just played poker for a couple hours.

I said, oh, yeah, poker.

Yeah, barely even know and I and I said, uh, I said, yeah, you know, if I'm in the area, you're playing, and you know, stop by.

And went over there and sure not.

They're like seven people there, and I ended up knowing like two of them.

I knew one was a writer and the other guy was an actor, and the other guys were like producers and you know, Hollywood times.

And so we're playing poker.

Everyone's you know, drinking, smoking, having a good time.

And then one guy gets up, he goes, I got you know, kids to take the soccer in the morning.

Guy got to go, so he splits.

Another guy splits, So we're down to like four people and we're playing blackjack.

So you know, you know, it's not poker anymore.

He can't play poker with three people.

So we're playing blackjack and you know, other games.

And it was for a lot of money.

And so I said, I gotta use your bathroom.

So I go to the bathroom in there for two minutes and I come out and all the other players have split and this guy's on the couch with a glass of wine and nothing on.

No.

Well, no, he was fully clothed.

You know.

He wasn't there.

We weren't there yet.

And he said, uh, he says, hey, why don't you sit down and we'll talk about your career?

Right and and then I remember he goes, he goes, why don't you sit down and we'll talk about your career.

So where's you going to breakfast?

Jesus Christ.

He's smoked by everybody tonight, slammer Moon's over my handing.

It was Beverly Hills Hotel was very good.

Look, I'm not I'm not a cheap breakfast.

I'm not a Denny's guy.

You know that, d freshman?

No, no, no, no, dude, this is Mimosa time.

You know, if you're gonna you know, hang with t bones.

Speak if you know what I mean.

No, but I I you know, I was saying, I split.

Not obviously I did split, and now I and you know, but I always I always thought I wanted to call like the all the other guys that were playing that night and go, hey, you know, that move may work on some of the guys, but I wasn't into it, and I was I wanted to like call him and go, hey, did you guys do this with other guys?

I mean, you gout, you know, you set another guy up to get the you know, and I don't know.

That's what I was wondering about the process.

When you went to the bathroom, was there a discussion to be had or the second the door closed to the bathroom they all grabbed the.

Coats and ran.

Obviously there was there was you know, this has either happened before or he said, hey, you guys got to get out of here.

You know, I got the I got young te bones to uh to tackle here.

The smoking lamp has been it.

But it was the elevator ride down.

It was on a big condo complex, like on a you know, twenty twenty four or something like that.

But on the elevator ride down, I'm like, man, I wonder if like other guys have you done this or maybe they hang maybe they don't.

And I felt dirty.

I felt like I was like, you know, if he if you know, maybe if he just said, hey, you know you went too.

This, you know, but did you question whether you were sending him signals here?

Yeah?

I thought maybe I let him down.

You know, if you've left something upstairs and you realized it when you got to the bottom of the elevator, which oh yeah.

Oh you're like a jacket or coat or something.

Yeah, yeah, I don't know, leave it there.

I don't know.

I don't know.

That's that's you didn't have cell phones back then to text him, call or go back there.

Yeah, I buzz him up.

I go, hey, I left my card again up there.

Maybe I was given the wrong leave behind my penny Lovers and Cardigan are still up there.

Can I slide up the Ascott?

Yeah?

Maybe I was given them wrong.

It's my fault.

It's always the guy, always the.

I've got I've never had a I've never had the let's talk about your sort of career or the implication that I could advance your card.

I never had any of that.

I just had.

Straight out well, you never know what you want I want life until you try a little bit of everything.

Is that right?

I've had that, Orbadeim said to me.

Yeah, like somebody once said to me.

They said, hey, are you gay?

And I said, well, I said not now.

But you know, it's a long life.

You know, who knows.

You never know.

You had a glimpse of a guy and say, hey, that's your butterflies, and all of a sudden you're off to the races.

What kind of fun?

But you know, but that's but that has happened before.

I know a woman who was married to a guy and she and I think she's even told the story on the air before him.

I think we had her on and she told the story.

But she was a heterosexual woman with a guy.

I think she had a daughter.

And she was playing tennis one day with another couple and the and the woman like hooked up, not hooked up, but glanced over the other woman and they both approached the net and they said, look, I'm married and you're married, but I think I'm supposed to spend the rest of my life with you.

And the other woman said I had the exact same feeling, and they they both divorced their husbands and they got married and they're still together today.

That was twenty years ago.

Isn't that wild?

That's why I say it's a long life.

You know, you never know what you want in life, to try a little bit of everything.

I mean, it's you know, I obviously you know, you know.

I think, Look, I'm fifty eight.

I think you know that you know the clock is uh run out.

But I think when you're younger, you know, especially nowadays, I don't know.

You know, you're in a bar and you look across the you know, the bar, and you see another guy, go, wow, what happened?

That's kind of weird feeling, right, But I think as you get older, you're like, you know what, I think it's just time to go to bed, you know.

I think as you get older, you're you know, you're you're you know, you get set in your waist.

I use the same detergent I've used since I was a kid.

I get the same haircut, I get the same shoes.

You don't.

You don't expand your life, you don't open yourselves up for new ideas.

But if you're young, if you're like eighteen, nineteen twenty, and you know, it's not a big thing anymore to be gay.

I think that those that kids nowadays I have not more.

I hate to like misphrase it, but they have.

Uh.

They're more open this generation to like everything and anything.

And back when I was growing up, you know, that just wasn't the case, you know, at all.

So nice to see progress.

We weren't part of it, but it's nice to see, you know, society progressed.

You weren't part of it.

Yes, right, I wasn't part of it.

You evidently were church part Yeah, that's right.

Did you turn it all down?

Cross?

Oh?

Yeah, yeah, when he had when he said, you never know what you want, like to try a little, but everything my responsible since he because he just prior to that, he had asked me if I was dating anybody, and I wasn't, but he said because you know, And then afterwards I said.

Yes, it's pretty serious between me and this one girl.

I'm not seeing anybody at the time.

That's wild.

Everybody loves Krozier.

That's the name of the name of the new name of the Showbody loves.

Everybody loves Cruisier because everybody loves cruise.

At one point in the in the industry here in La the radio industry exects new of me because of my tight white jeans.

Oh my god, telling you got why why do we just know this?

I've been here for ten years.

I've never explored your tight white gene.

Apparently it got around all right.

You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI A M six forty the.

Don Pardo competition offsh Have you found the music without lyrics?

Yes, sir?

Wow, you want to give us a little of music showing?

All right?

All right, let's you know what's the music go to sound like?

Let's have it in their cans?

Yeah?

Man, all right, yeah you want to that music?

Pot, that's right, it comes on hot buddy, Come on, you got to bring it on the hot good all right?

Okay, Now we're gonna flip a coin.

Very exciting, see you, very exciting.

Yeah, give a coin on you.

I don't think I do.

Nobody has coin on them anymore.

Right now, I'm gonna write on a piece of paper one to ten, and the closest to it gets to pick, all right, one to ten?

Who goes first?

Oh you're asking me, Well, no, I'm writing a number one to ten.

Whoever gets closest to the number gets to pick whether they go first or second.

All right, all right, to get to pick who gets the number first.

I'm gonna write another number.

So this is the number to get to the number.

To be able to to be able to get for the next night.

All right, mark number one, team one and ten?

All right?

Four?

Four?

Krozer?

What five?

Okay?

It was three?

So Mark goes first and picking one one to ten.

Okay, okay, all right, now mark one to ten?

And what number am I writing down?

Six?

Six?

Is wrong?

Crozier?

Three?

Oh it's seven.

Mark, got it?

So it's gonna be let Crouch, dude, go first.

No, no, no, no, no, I get the choice.

I get the choice.

Last.

The rule was you get a choice?

You do?

Didn't hear that part?

Yeah, well we can roll it back.

All right here it is good luck Crouch.

Alright, music starts here, I don Crozer.

It's Saturday Night Long with Danaccarvey, still Harder, Nor McDonald, Lorraine Newman.

Eddie Murphy, MYA Rudolph with musical guests who.

Were and your host Steve Martin, Ladies and gentlemen.

Steve Martin.

That was really good, dude, That really was you really stuck the landing.

That was so cool, man, dude.

That was really good.

Hey, I learned from the best.

All right, Wow, that's Crozier.

I don't have any water or anything.

This is tough.

And he was good doing his Don pardell Man and now it's Mark Pardo.

All right, you ready, you're ready?

All right?

Red leather, yellow leather, red leather, who.

Bring that music on the hot trying to bury my bury me under the music.

It'll be better that way.

Music starts, and here it is Mark Thompson is Don Pardo.

It's Saturday Night with Tana Carvey, Phil Hartman McDonald, Ally Newman.

And Morti, Michael Rudolph, with musical guest Queen.

And the host Steve Martin.

Old ladies and gentlemen.

Steve Martin.

All right, Mark, I really love what I loved about it was your professionals some shows because you had the just.

The slight little nuances that Don used.

Yeah, he's got that little when he does live, he'll go live.

You know like that that little thing.

Yeah, very good.

All right, now we all get to vote.

All right, all right, let's start with the Steph Erni who knocked it out.

Krozier or Mark Thompson.

I liked Krozier.

Crozier, Yeah, you're sweet.

I think you stuck the landing.

I liked it too.

Somebody who knows there's only a guy who's here one night a week, and a guy here is five nights, five nights a week.

It would be a long week, all right, Bellio Crozier or Mark Thompson.

I'm going with Mark, Mark.

Angel Martinez.

I'm going with CROWL.

Crozier, all right, and I'm going with Mark Thompson.

So it's so it's it's a dead heat.

It's a dead heat, as it should be.

So the audience has to this, oh my god, all right, yeah, let's put up on Twitter.

All right, but it's up on Twitter.

Okay.

We put the audio up as well, or.

Or just as soon as I get it, we will, right.

So the audience will decide.

We'll know by ten o'clock who is the better?

Don pardoh well, and I thought they.

Were both, Yeah, but it's neither better.

There was a cool individual take each of us had on the thing.

I thought it was great, and Krozer, for you not to have ever done that before tonight exactly.

That's wild.

Dude, man, that is crazy.

You got an ear for that.

You got to quit radio, make some money.

I mean you can do impressions, dude, Yeah, you got the other.

What is the other one you do?

Felix the cat, Felix the Cat, Yeah, somebody else.

I don't even know what.

Phelix the cat sounds.

Like, he goes we lasted.

Yeah, no, no, but no you do.

Who's the Martin and Lewis?

Jerry Lewis right, right, Jerry Lewis right, that's a hot one.

Right, Yeah, go out there, Don Pardo and Jerry Lewis factory.

Have Don Pardo introduced Jerry Lewis.

You come up that impressions do they turn around and they know you're Jerry.

Lewis, right, you had a cigarette, now you're Jerry Lewe.

Play maybe older demos on that though, thought.

Yeah, I think it's a cruise.

I think you're a you know, Alaska cruise after summer when the old people come out.

Yeah.

Yeah, oh that's great though.

Congratulations of both you.

You both sounded hotter and hell.

I know it is a fierce competition, but you both showed up.

He went fifteen rounds.

Yeah, you know, a good offense takes care of a good defense.

I thought it was thought you just let him play on the field and the you know, players will take care of themselves, right.

Yeah, it was hot MANOK.

The idea of doing anything like that with with Mark Thompson is is an achievement in my head as far as I'm concerned.

Yeah, that's a street.

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