S4 E12: Race
Episode Transcript
[SPEAKER_05]: I kind of like doing racist stuff.
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't know you do and it makes me really uncomfortable.
[SPEAKER_05]: You don't like my accents?
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't like your accents.
[SPEAKER_05]: You don't like all the time.
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't like the fucking fact that everything racist you say you fucking hit it out.
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't like anything racist like I will be fucking hilarious joke I say.
[SPEAKER_05]: Somehow it never makes it.
[SPEAKER_04]: Cause it's always winds up on the cutting room floor because it's racist.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh.
[SPEAKER_00]: Employee number one, the industrial accident, our test, season four, features pointed analysis and fought for commentary.
[SPEAKER_00]: From main guy, this guy, and that guy.
[SPEAKER_05]: Hello welcome to Employee number one the industrial acts in a podcast I main guy the grand wizard I joined with my co-host this guy Peter Winkler my name's Peter Winkler Peter Winkler Is that like a butthole kind of thing?
[SPEAKER_05]: No, oh, cuz it starts out with Peter Yeah, but it was not winking the only in your world as a Peter belong in a butthole.
[SPEAKER_08]: He said Winkler It was winkie get the butthole.
[SPEAKER_05]: What's your name this guy that guy?
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm having a shag [SPEAKER_05]: Is that Irish?
[SPEAKER_05]: British.
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_07]: Same thing.
[SPEAKER_05]: Research Department of.
[SPEAKER_05]: How you doing tonight?
[SPEAKER_07]: Don't get it.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's been a long time.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I think we should touch on the subject of race tonight.
[SPEAKER_05]: And I'm opposed to that.
[SPEAKER_05]: Why?
[SPEAKER_04]: He doesn't like racist?
[SPEAKER_04]: No, I definitely not a racist.
[SPEAKER_04]: I just think that's a sensitive subject.
[SPEAKER_04]: Are you an e-racist?
[SPEAKER_04]: Ooh.
[SPEAKER_08]: Can I have a definition, please?
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, who?
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, racist.
[SPEAKER_05]: They don't like people that start with E.
Well, I thought it was like a regular racist that ran on batteries racist categories tonight.
[SPEAKER_05]: plus car those are parts golf cart base tire and free and there's a bonus one that it's going to be at the very end okay for the five dollar turn on pay for out I think you find something like actually racist with every single one of the categories you picked just by the name of course yeah and you picked you to pick the first one it's all about the double on tonda what you got there this guy go golf [SPEAKER_05]: You know what golf can be in 54 have a comment?
[SPEAKER_05]: Thanks a lot of strokes to get it in the hole.
[SPEAKER_05]: All right, uh, oh my god, I'm laughing is the last joke.
[SPEAKER_05]: We're coming to an end.
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, I'm 55 and I get it.
[SPEAKER_05]: So I'm 54 and it takes a while to get it.
[SPEAKER_05]: Inspection number one five three point wait zero seven seven six point zero on five or something.
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_05]: This was in Baltimore, Maryland, but for some reason, the address is in Stanford, Connecticut, those places are very close to we are.
[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, we live, you know, in a state where you got to drive like six hours to get to another.
[SPEAKER_05]: To get out of the state.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: And those states like you drive for two hours.
[SPEAKER_05]: We got to three states.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: But there's so much traffic to driving for two hours is only 17 miles.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay, great clock PM May 12 2021, employee number one was working as a technician for an events rental company, and he was attempting to drive a golf cart through the access tunnel of a race course.
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay, employee number one was accompanied by co-worker number one who was his passenger.
[SPEAKER_05]: I think that's kind of inherent in the whole thing he was a company and got [SPEAKER_05]: co-worker number two was driving a rough terrain for cliff-powered industrial vehicle.
[SPEAKER_05]: Really the tunnel when he collided with employee number one's cart.
[SPEAKER_07]: That's a fucking guy's in the cart where it pails.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh shit.
[SPEAKER_05]: Employ number one was ejected striking the canopy.
[SPEAKER_05]: The steering wheel and finally the concrete roadway.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, that's happens.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, you don't jump in.
[SPEAKER_04]: You don't see both in golf cards.
[SPEAKER_05]: Everyone we were talking about not being able to jost in a tunnel.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yes, this is what this.
[SPEAKER_05]: Employee number one was hospitalized to treat multiple blunt force trauma injuries.
[SPEAKER_05]: Two has had and sternum, but he pulled through a from the impacts.
[SPEAKER_05]: Plural.
[SPEAKER_05]: He bounced in.
[SPEAKER_05]: Hey, finds these penalties.
[SPEAKER_05]: What happened to passenger number one?
[SPEAKER_05]: It doesn't say he just walked away.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, and we know he this powered industrial vehicle forklift only had one fork.
[SPEAKER_05]: It was a unicorn.
[SPEAKER_05]: Jesus.
[SPEAKER_05]: Cronlift.
[SPEAKER_05]: Among the key words, there's a bunch of key words.
[SPEAKER_05]: What jumps out of me is misjudgment.
[SPEAKER_05]: That could be on every one of these coming in.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay, stupidity misjudgment.
[SPEAKER_05]: That guy where they're finds fees or penalty for rental in breeding.
[SPEAKER_07]: So far north for that.
[SPEAKER_05]: Find fees penalties that guy.
[SPEAKER_05]: What do you think?
[SPEAKER_04]: Hell yeah, no, they weren't there was no horn.
[SPEAKER_04]: You didn't have the lights or anything like the fourth lift didn't have it's lights on the golf cart Didn't have it's like on the horn wasn't clearly sounded before entering the tunnel the seat belt and lap belts were not attached I'm sure there's one of you don't have a seat belt.
[SPEAKER_06]: Workless have seat belts are not golf cart.
[SPEAKER_07]: We're gonna see bells on golf cart [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, he's not pork clips certified.
[SPEAKER_07]: I was not anymore.
[SPEAKER_05]: No, so you've changed jobs.
[SPEAKER_05]: You lose that, right?
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_05]: You're going to be individually porklifts certified or different porklifts.
[SPEAKER_05]: Like even when I had my service, it's not like having a pilot's license and you're only rated to fly a system of something.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's how it works.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh.
[SPEAKER_05]: Whoa.
[SPEAKER_04]: He got real serious real quick.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, you know about a chuckle, but if I could my little license.
[SPEAKER_05]: Groundweller W-W-D-S-D.
What would David Spade do?
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, this fucking little turt on the runway.
[SPEAKER_04]: Clean out my shit.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'll get the partner nod on the way.
[SPEAKER_04]: Fuck you, bye.
[SPEAKER_04]: Get that turd motherfucker.
[SPEAKER_01]: I knew Chris Farley.
[SPEAKER_05]: All right, remaining categories, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh uh, uh uh, uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh [SPEAKER_05]: Pearson Enterprises.
[SPEAKER_05]: Eq LLC.
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't think you can be incorporated and be a limited liability company at the same time.
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, I don't know if that's what the name is.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's either or.
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, yeah, but they're not making fucking.
[SPEAKER_08]: But what if you're a subcontractor?
[SPEAKER_05]: Investigation number one three three seven three seven point zero one five and nine thirty a m on March first twenty twenty one so you're already two beers into the day And play number one was inflating a who's your f five ten point zero slash twenty seven point zero stash fifteen I got a race car tire yes yeah [SPEAKER_05]: Employee number one was standing on top of the rack of a car lift with the tire positioned underneath the car lift rack.
[SPEAKER_05]: That seems kind of a weird setup when you just stand next to the fucking tire.
[SPEAKER_05]: So read that again, please.
[SPEAKER_05]: Uh, employee number one was standing on top of the rack of a car lift with the tire positioned underneath the car lift rack.
[SPEAKER_05]: Let me still sense because you're standing above the tire.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_05]: And this tire, you might want to know was not enclosed in a restraint or cage, it was being inflated beyond its 40 psi recommended pressure.
[SPEAKER_05]: the tire broke free hitting the car rack and injecting employee number one approximately eight feet onto the ground killing him.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, shit, glamour.
[SPEAKER_05]: He kind of deserve that for standing above it.
[SPEAKER_05]: So, if I told him I told you my story about tire busting, yeah, yes, we got it.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, broke his femur both femurs.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, all right.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I just always have flash bags.
[SPEAKER_04]: rewind to episode home season home but here that story you remember back that for that that shit sticks with you that there was fucking bone and blood and bucket it was scary shit and there's fucking 16-year-old me over there going aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa [SPEAKER_07]: I picked you looking the exact same, but a little bit shorter and I had hair.
[SPEAKER_05]: Please put your hair on a lot of fucking hair.
[SPEAKER_04]: Was it curly and not like hair like that motherfucker that stupid to pay over there it's not too pay that is a two-pay no, yes, yes, that's her profile.
[SPEAKER_07]: It's a it's a whole last wig die to pay.
[SPEAKER_05]: No, I don't know why you guys think I weren't too bad just because I've always thought you were one [SPEAKER_04]: She's not making that up like the first question she asked me when I introduced you guys see where to pay us a dollar.
[SPEAKER_04]: All right.
[SPEAKER_07]: It doesn't help you get it fucking your hair color.
[SPEAKER_07]: So he's like fucking mo fucking just for men.
[SPEAKER_07]: No, it's a fucking tunnel dweller Mexican guy that Cartel guy.
[SPEAKER_07]: El Chapo.
[SPEAKER_05]: El Chapo.
[SPEAKER_05]: My El Chapo haircut.
[SPEAKER_08]: Didn't he wear a two-pay?
[SPEAKER_05]: You did probably.
[SPEAKER_07]: He's a real heck.
[SPEAKER_05]: I caught a tire blew up.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I got boat up.
[SPEAKER_05]: He went big.
[SPEAKER_05]: So everybody at the shop heard this boom.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's the end of the story.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: Find fees penalties.
[SPEAKER_05]: Find fees penalties.
[SPEAKER_05]: This guy.
[SPEAKER_05]: This guy.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_05]: Do the initial and current penalty match?
[SPEAKER_05]: No.
[SPEAKER_05]: At 7,022 dollars.
[SPEAKER_05]: No.
[SPEAKER_05]: Hmm, this guy really pre-gamed heavy.
[SPEAKER_05]: Look over at him.
[SPEAKER_05]: He's over there, sluffed over to one fucking slide.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's just what you've granted.
[SPEAKER_05]: That plastic cup is like deformed at the bottom from all of it.
[SPEAKER_05]: He freaking pretty hip.
[SPEAKER_04]: All right, we're about two more stories in the hip black in the fuck-out.
[SPEAKER_05]: Still hasn't happened yet.
[SPEAKER_05]: Groom penalty was reduced from the initial penalty of $7,022 back, I guess.
[SPEAKER_05]: more or less than $5,000 plus $266.
[SPEAKER_05]: I meant more.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I got, uh, I'm dyslexic.
[SPEAKER_05]: I meant more.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's what I can best show.
[SPEAKER_05]: So we make a joke about inflation and the hell of inflation kills people.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, I see because the tire are right.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: And flesh is on a fucking joke anymore.
[SPEAKER_05]: I know shit.
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay, remaining categories, research department gets to pick this time.
[SPEAKER_05]: Three, face, car, or bus.
[SPEAKER_04]: She's going to go with Facebook, because she loves sitting on it.
[SPEAKER_08]: Actually, I was going to go with Facebook.
[SPEAKER_08]: All right.
[SPEAKER_05]: You're blushing.
[SPEAKER_02]: You're a really fucking bad.
[SPEAKER_05]: Tell me you love me.
[SPEAKER_05]: All right, uh, Erie, Pennsylvania.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, if I could breed first, then actually, uh, lake.
[SPEAKER_05]: No, there's a town.
[SPEAKER_05]: E-R-I-E, Pennsylvania.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: That'd be a fun place to live in Halloween when she gets Erie.
[SPEAKER_04]: Don't drink the water.
[SPEAKER_08]: I thought I was Salem would be fun for Halloween.
[SPEAKER_08]: Which one?
[SPEAKER_05]: You've never been a organ, huh?
[SPEAKER_05]: By that big river, and I know you've never seen before called the snake.
[SPEAKER_05]: She's seen the snake river.
[SPEAKER_05]: All right.
[SPEAKER_05]: Here's the company.
[SPEAKER_05]: Here's the company name for you.
[SPEAKER_05]: PID, PID, LLC.
[SPEAKER_07]: They spelled pudgerong?
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: I guess if you're right, PID and Curseive, it looks like pudge.
[SPEAKER_03]: You know, it doesn't work when you read the story.
[SPEAKER_04]: Everybody's waiting for it.
[SPEAKER_04]: We're reading ahead.
[SPEAKER_04]: So just like, I'm waiting for it.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm waiting for the eyeballs to catch up with the mouse.
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_05]: Investigation number 1, 2, 0, 4, 6, 2, 0, 1, 5.
[SPEAKER_04]: I pre-game.
[SPEAKER_05]: You can't even tell I'm drunk.
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't think you are.
[SPEAKER_04]: At 6, 30 were sweating at that bitch running again.
[SPEAKER_05]: We drank and fucked around.
[SPEAKER_07]: You were fucking nervous as fuck over there.
[SPEAKER_07]: He spent all the alcohol out.
[SPEAKER_05]: at 6.30 p.m.
on September 26, 2019, an employee was attempting to put out wait a minute, this turned into a prostitution story.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, employee number one was just a prostitution story.
[SPEAKER_08]: That got her attention.
[SPEAKER_05]: Employee number one was attempting to put on a numbered vest.
[SPEAKER_05]: What is your fucking prisoner on a coworker walking a horse so it's a time to put on the vest on the coworker walking a horse Yeah, he goes to ride a horse.
[SPEAKER_05]: Not if you're walking it.
[SPEAKER_05]: Not if you're entering the paddock area prior to a race.
[SPEAKER_08]: That sounds like a jockey.
[SPEAKER_04]: No, it's a jockey rides them.
[SPEAKER_04]: The joggy don't walk them.
[SPEAKER_05]: The coworker walks them, but you got to put a numbered vest on to walk a fucking horse every day.
[SPEAKER_04]: So obviously if the same number is the horse, so you know who you're with.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's like a NASCAR, everybody wears the same uniform.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, so you can't change other people's tires?
[SPEAKER_04]: get changed to who's to shoes on the horses.
[SPEAKER_05]: It would be a story that came out all wrong.
[SPEAKER_05]: And now we're back to fucking not being able to get it in.
[SPEAKER_05]: The employee number one's movement into the area startled the horse and the horse kicked out.
[SPEAKER_05]: And play number one was kicked right in the fucking face.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, this hit.
[SPEAKER_05]: And play number one was hospitalized for surgery for a broken jaw.
[SPEAKER_05]: Who?
[SPEAKER_07]: I'll say it could have been worse.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, wow.
[SPEAKER_04]: I think back to what we were talking about before when I said I got my tooth knocked out, it must feel like we kicked by a mule.
[SPEAKER_04]: Now let's do it.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: I didn't know it, but I'm trying to have something Tom.
[SPEAKER_03]: Tom gun or something, right?
[SPEAKER_03]: Are you being called in?
[SPEAKER_03]: Are you being fired?
[SPEAKER_03]: Life coach.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, no.
[SPEAKER_04]: It says, can you run in and check the sampling auto play?
[SPEAKER_04]: If something is going on with it, then I got another text.
[SPEAKER_03]: Never mind, because I didn't get the first one.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's like, oh shit, did I miss it, dude?
[SPEAKER_03]: What was the time lapse?
[SPEAKER_03]: We need to do messages.
[SPEAKER_04]: 817 and 856.
[SPEAKER_04]: 40 minutes.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: If you haven't signed up to Patreon yet, that guy really needs a supplemental income.
[SPEAKER_05]: So this may be the time.
[SPEAKER_07]: And this guy needs a new bumper for his car.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yes, and we lost all credibility because now we no longer have an active.
[SPEAKER_05]: maintenance person on the staff here.
[SPEAKER_04]: Wow.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: Let's go.
[SPEAKER_03]: All right, uh, initial and currently this guy, do they match?
[SPEAKER_03]: No.
[SPEAKER_03]: Who?
[SPEAKER_03]: Do you need a leave?
[SPEAKER_03]: No, I'm talking to him into, uh, waiting till Monday.
[SPEAKER_04]: Cause, well, [SPEAKER_05]: You know, this is like the sheep aren't we got to tell your boss that you're on call, but you're too fucked up the dry Don't tell him that Don't tell him that I can drive Manga had a in room toenail and you had to Get a sucked of my mouth.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh no, no, fuck that.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm gonna drive drunk Now I gotta take a break and rub one out.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh More drink time.
[SPEAKER_08]: I got a pee not the okay Research department needs go potty [SPEAKER_05]: All right, we're going to have paused before we discuss penalties.
[SPEAKER_05]: You wouldn't talk about penalties for this story.
[SPEAKER_05]: We talked finish talking about.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yes, yes, yes, it was finishes.
[SPEAKER_05]: My, my work, uh, issue is, we'll be dealt with Monday.
[SPEAKER_05]: That sounds like a self-resolving problem.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I'm sorry that you put your phone on mute when you were on call doing this.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, initial penalty, 7,246 current penalty was reduced to 5,072.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's what I meant to say.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, categories.
[SPEAKER_03]: This guy.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, that's guy.
[SPEAKER_04]: The whole guy think kind of fucks with me.
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay, we'll go with that guy.
[SPEAKER_03]: Mm-hmm.
[SPEAKER_05]: That guy fucks you face to speak up bus car or tree car And we've nobody wants to know what the fucking tree races.
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm more and the bad thing that fucking Who's that dickhead that was in the best of curious moves that ran to a tree?
[SPEAKER_04]: Leonardo the Caprio noomics then diesel [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, oh, too soon.
[SPEAKER_07]: Ah, too soon, my ass.
[SPEAKER_07]: He's been dead like 20 years.
[SPEAKER_04]: And he was right in the pastor's seat.
[SPEAKER_05]: He was like somebody else's stupidity that fight.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, yeah, what this cousin was a cousin's name driver instead of Walker.
[SPEAKER_05]: I didn't do either one very well.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, she had a man splatter.
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay, uh, investigation number one two zero four six eight six one two zero trillion off there eight six point zero one five they're two pay you're sluffing off a little bit all right.
[SPEAKER_05]: Waterberry Vermont.
[SPEAKER_05]: A 2APM on September 1st, 2019, two employees were standing behind the turn 1 concrete barrier wall of a racetrack overseeing the Quote Tiger model in the Quote class automobile race, but the fuck is a Tiger model with a research department on it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Tiger model automobile race, they are easier to break.
[SPEAKER_03]: We're supposed to talk to you guys.
[SPEAKER_03]: I can't.
[SPEAKER_03]: Is it T?
[SPEAKER_04]: And Tiger.
[SPEAKER_04]: Tiger.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, OK, all right.
[SPEAKER_05]: So Tiger is a sunbeam tiger.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, those are fucking cool.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: They're the 289.
[SPEAKER_05]: Some of them did.
[SPEAKER_05]: The good ones, probably the ones that were racing.
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, anyway, so that would be the Tiger race.
[SPEAKER_05]: Would be the sunbeam tiger.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, night.
[SPEAKER_05]: Now I'm very interested.
[SPEAKER_05]: Employee number one was positioned to release race cars back onto the track after having come off The track for repairs during the race Employee number two was positioned to be able to see sounds like a British race, right?
[SPEAKER_04]: They got to start the race halfway through the field.
[SPEAKER_04]: Piles is yet.
[SPEAKER_05]: Employee number two was positioned to be able to see the race track to look for debris and note [SPEAKER_05]: both employees were standing at the end of the barrier wall of turn one approximately 56 feet from the start of the turn.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's how you know it's not an England.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, because feet the race was coming to the concluding last laps when the race cars approached turn one three cars approached turn one side by side and began to collide just prior to one for speed.
[SPEAKER_05]: You want to hear this story or you want to sing a goddamn song?
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, I'm kind of bored, didn't, didn't, didn't.
[SPEAKER_05]: The outside race car was forced into the straight stretch barrier wall.
[SPEAKER_05]: The pressure from the two inside race cars on the outside race car and the speed carrying into the wall forced the outside race car to climb the straight stretch barrier wall.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's like what's the difference between a horse power and torque?
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay, the outside race car was climbing the barrier wall as it approached the barrier wall in turn one.
[SPEAKER_05]: The wall in the turn was connected to this leg bone, straight stretch wall and tapered up to the height of four feet, five inches, and was eight inches thick.
[SPEAKER_05]: The outside race car traveled up the taper of the barrier wall and breached the top of the wall, exiting the track airborne.
[SPEAKER_05]: The airborne race car then landed on the ground and I see what you're doing over there.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, we're bored as fuck.
[SPEAKER_05]: I heard something being tiger, then everything after that just blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah [SPEAKER_05]: A plane number two was pinned beneath the race car and the second foot north and play number two was pinned beneath the race car and a second padded barrier wall in front of the observation tower adjacent to the pit area exit gate.
[SPEAKER_05]: So hot.
[SPEAKER_05]: A plane number one was hospitalized to treat a friend.
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay, the disc crashed and that turned into a boring story and there were no finds fees or penalties anyway.
[SPEAKER_05]: Fuck that shit.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I sucked.
[SPEAKER_05]: Hashtag's unbeen tire.
[SPEAKER_04]: Who picked that category?
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm racist.
[SPEAKER_04]: No, but I mean, like the story, you picked it, bitch.
[SPEAKER_04]: Good, but yeah, no, she picked base and then you were up, but you went for, uh, [SPEAKER_07]: You, you did car.
[SPEAKER_04]: Is that more?
[SPEAKER_04]: That was car.
[SPEAKER_04]: Don't pick that pile of dogs shit.
[SPEAKER_04]: Did you pick that pile of dogs?
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, that sucks.
[SPEAKER_04]: Somebody punch me in the fucking dick.
[SPEAKER_04]: Gladly.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Investigation number 136365.015 [SPEAKER_05]: At 9.50 a.m.
on June 16th, 2021, two beers into the day, employee number one was working as a form and for a landscaping service.
[SPEAKER_05]: He and a coworker were at a professional football team stadium.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, probably the dolphin stadium.
[SPEAKER_05]: Good call there.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, they were relocating by [SPEAKER_05]: The co-worker was operating a John dear model 554L wheelloader trip.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, does that look like we got the John dear of Bishian Otto right here?
[SPEAKER_05]: 544L.
[SPEAKER_05]: And it's equipped with the tree boom to move the trees.
[SPEAKER_05]: And research break again.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, she's stomped as fuck.
[SPEAKER_05]: She was a bit stomp.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's the tree.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: She would have been attention.
[SPEAKER_05]: Your bark is versus your bite.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm going to leave that one.
[SPEAKER_08]: We'll load her.
[SPEAKER_05]: Are we really working on this?
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't care.
[SPEAKER_08]: They know because that's wrong.
[SPEAKER_08]: Why is it wrong?
[SPEAKER_08]: It's a 544L.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, my bad.
[SPEAKER_08]: That is a will loader.
[SPEAKER_04]: All right.
[SPEAKER_04]: But it does not have the tree boom on it.
[SPEAKER_04]: So it can move the trees.
[SPEAKER_04]: No, that's got a scoop on it.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's got to buck it on it.
[SPEAKER_05]: the employee number one had placed a steel rod through a tree with 18 inches of rod protruding from the tree at each end.
[SPEAKER_05]: 18 inches of rod, employee number one had placed nylon rigging straps that's rigging with an R around the ends of the rod.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh fuck I said the R word.
[SPEAKER_03]: Is there a rod?
[SPEAKER_05]: Now, he was attaching the nylon straps around the top portion of the tree to reach the tree top.
[SPEAKER_05]: He stood on a flat section on the wheel loader.
[SPEAKER_05]: The flat section was between the tree room, oh Jesus Christ, you can write your own [SPEAKER_05]: The coworker began moving the loader to get the employee closer to the tree.
[SPEAKER_05]: The ground was uneven, and the wheel loader shifted to the side when it went over a mound of dirt.
[SPEAKER_05]: And here we go.
[SPEAKER_05]: The coworker was forced to move from his seat.
[SPEAKER_05]: He was sitting down like I just did your standing up there like waiting to hook this boom up.
[SPEAKER_05]: No, I mean, yeah, so The employee standing coworker driving [SPEAKER_05]: What?
[SPEAKER_05]: The employee was up there standing and the coworker was driving.
[SPEAKER_04]: So also the, so the bump made the guy move out of the seat of the loader.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: And in the process, he inadvertently pushed against one of the equipment controls causing the tree boom to move into the direction of the cab.
[SPEAKER_05]: Employing number one was still standing between the tree boom and the cab.
[SPEAKER_05]: Now, how did he more?
[SPEAKER_05]: The tree boom struck and pinned the employee against the cab of the loader where he was crushed and killed.
[SPEAKER_08]: Big tree boom.
[SPEAKER_05]: The company's policy was for employees to access the tree trap, tree tops, through, oh, wow.
[SPEAKER_05]: They spill that with two H's and it's really fucking me up.
[SPEAKER_05]: Through.
[SPEAKER_05]: TR-O-U-G-A-H.
[SPEAKER_05]: The use of an A-frame ladder for smaller trees and an extension ladder for larger trees.
[SPEAKER_05]: So they violate a policy there by standing on the goddamn lift.
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_05]: All this so you do a Formula One race in Miami.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yep.
[SPEAKER_05]: Fuck formula one.
[SPEAKER_05]: I really fucked up that Las Vegas thing too, didn't that that forming the one race?
[SPEAKER_05]: It killed a bunch of those fucking casinos because they couldn't they couldn't enter the strip on the street side.
[SPEAKER_05]: Man, you did not kill a casino unless your last name is Trump.
[SPEAKER_05]: Ah, why should penalty 19,114 teenagers?
[SPEAKER_05]: Was the penalty reduced research department?
[SPEAKER_05]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yes, it was reduced.
[SPEAKER_05]: Was it reduced to more or less than $15,000 this guy?
[SPEAKER_07]: Less.
[SPEAKER_05]: Less, yes, it was less.
[SPEAKER_05]: Was it reduced to more or less than $12,830 that guy?
[SPEAKER_05]: less and less than a letter 34 like I was molested by the fucking tree for a turn molested by a certain million air on an island but they were released on this that son of a bitch you don't really abolish me about that whole Epstein thing was that the leasinger brand ran was on one of the flight logs of that airplane [SPEAKER_04]: Well, just because you went over there, and just because you were on the island, it's not necessarily mean that you pertake in any type of the activities.
[SPEAKER_05]: Makes me feel better.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I mean, you know, that's the big, that's the biggest assumption because you're on this list because you flew around with this, okay, he's a dickhead, cause that empty dudes a dickhead, so we get on the plane, you're not necessarily on a kid.
[SPEAKER_04]: Right, I mean, yeah, [SPEAKER_03]: they're dissolving.
[SPEAKER_03]: What are they?
[SPEAKER_05]: Candy corn.
[SPEAKER_03]: You put a fuck.
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't have any penis at all.
[SPEAKER_05]: This like milky in there.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh mother fucker.
[SPEAKER_05]: Um, that turned that butt light into a very sweet happenvice.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, it's very cloudy.
[SPEAKER_04]: Shut the fuck up.
[SPEAKER_04]: I see the candy corn sitting up there on the counter as we came through the kitchen and I figured that your mother-in-law Was the eating the candy corn But I should have gone out of the neck of the bottle like is a diabetic supposed to actually eat just a sugary orange fucking pilot back in bird shit Yeah, it's not sugar's plastic Closer to plastic It's fucking disgusting.
[SPEAKER_06]: I can't [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, that's the gayest thing I've ever seen.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's good still here.
[SPEAKER_04]: All right.
[SPEAKER_07]: For those at home, it's fucking candy core teeth.
[SPEAKER_07]: He was shoving the bottle down.
[SPEAKER_07]: It's the road to get the candy core.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, tapping on the bottom, shoving the bottle down and stroke.
[SPEAKER_04]: Finally got the candy core now.
[SPEAKER_04]: Thought he was so great.
[SPEAKER_04]: Looked over with the candy core and where his teeth should be grinning with his two pay off.
[SPEAKER_04]: Fucking crooked up.
[SPEAKER_05]: He literally should not say that.
[SPEAKER_05]: Put the bottle up my ass.
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, yeah, we don't know what happens when we leave.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's true.
[SPEAKER_05]: You ever heard of a guy named Edward?
[SPEAKER_02]: I know.
[SPEAKER_05]: Hang on.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's fucking fair.
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay, there's only one category left and it's bus.
[SPEAKER_05]: Let's do it.
[SPEAKER_07]: Is there the bag of the bus?
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, don't be racist.
[SPEAKER_05]: River Falls, Wisconsin.
[SPEAKER_05]: Hey, that's where that guy lived, that game guy lived in Wisconsin, had game, had game, game, game, who's that?
[SPEAKER_05]: Sure, uh, mass murderer.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, didn't you know you murdered like two people?
[SPEAKER_06]: That's not quite enough to be a murder.
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, he was a, uh, what do they say?
[SPEAKER_05]: Creep?
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, I just like creep.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, skin people and warrior of women suits.
[SPEAKER_05]: Makes, makes you, I was only like two people though.
[SPEAKER_07]: No, if I hit dug up graves and, [SPEAKER_05]: Oh, really?
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, we're like 9 or 10 graves he dug up and he made like cereal bowls out of skulls and lamp shades out of ribs and skin and see, yeah, he made a nipple belt.
[SPEAKER_05]: A nipple belt.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, you ever see the pictures of Jim Morrison when he did the unknown soldier in the concert.
[SPEAKER_05]: He's wearing those black pants with a fancy belt.
[SPEAKER_05]: He goes bang and he falls down.
[SPEAKER_05]: They kind of look like that except they weren't silver.
[SPEAKER_05]: They were nipples.
[SPEAKER_05]: Nipples.
[SPEAKER_05]: Nipples.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: A nipple belt.
[SPEAKER_05]: A nipple belt.
[SPEAKER_05]: The hell you say, honest, my hand to God.
[SPEAKER_07]: That guy's turned on.
[SPEAKER_05]: I would not mind a nipple belt myself.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm a fan of nipples.
[SPEAKER_05]: Hey, you know what?
[SPEAKER_05]: We went to that.
[SPEAKER_05]: They don't have hair around them.
[SPEAKER_07]: These ones had mold around them.
[SPEAKER_05]: There was a moldy [SPEAKER_05]: fucking seven or eight nipples so together with a buckle.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's you.
[SPEAKER_03]: What that for you.
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't remember.
[SPEAKER_05]: I've seen pictures, but I don't I didn't see pictures of an apple belt.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, and you didn't share.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'll share it with you.
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_05]: But if you, if you, if you want to go down Las Vegas and go in that Zach Vegas haunted museum, I don't want to go in there.
[SPEAKER_05]: You've got a picture he's got a obviously you're like a fan of this guy.
[SPEAKER_05]: He's got a picture framed with a piece of skin with a tattoo on it in it And a pot And a pot that he was boiling body parts and shit in.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh nasty.
[SPEAKER_05]: I wouldn't want to see that.
[SPEAKER_05]: All right, not interested.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm going to go down to Freemont Street.
[SPEAKER_04]: Look at hookers asses.
[SPEAKER_04]: That is a better time.
[SPEAKER_04]: They still need to do this.
[SPEAKER_05]: Hookers in Vegas.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: I mean, I've spent a lot of time in Vegas and I've never seen a hooker.
[SPEAKER_05]: You've never seen a hooker in Vegas.
[SPEAKER_05]: No, but I've seen people pant and then out all those like nasty little things.
[SPEAKER_05]: And last time I was in Vegas, I stayed at the, I was in North Vegas at the Stratosphere, which is where very close to Freemont Street.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_05]: I haven't seen any hookers.
[SPEAKER_08]: So he did have a corset made from a female torso, skinned from shoulders to waist.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, yeah, the shoe box full of vulva, like nine vulva.
[SPEAKER_08]: What do you do with that?
[SPEAKER_05]: Look at down your pants, pretend you got a couch.
[SPEAKER_05]: I would make the souls of my shoes.
[SPEAKER_08]: Nine vulvas in the box.
[SPEAKER_05]: No, if you want loose shoes and tight pussy, not tight shoes.
[SPEAKER_05]: No, those are souls that would never wear out.
[SPEAKER_05]: Because you could just pound their shit out of them and they would just like a pig's stout.
[SPEAKER_08]: Never wear out.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, he even had Bulbas hanging off of a dress.
[SPEAKER_05]: Cubs ahead of his time.
[SPEAKER_08]: A belt made from female human nipples.
[SPEAKER_04]: How many nipples does that?
[SPEAKER_04]: How many nipples?
[SPEAKER_08]: It doesn't say.
[SPEAKER_04]: Just a few.
[SPEAKER_08]: Just says.
[SPEAKER_04]: I said seven.
[SPEAKER_08]: I think I'd be a lot more than seven to get the student is fucking really.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, a lamp shade Main made from the skin of a human base.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, no, it's creepier.
[SPEAKER_04]: Would you read it than he had than he does.
[SPEAKER_08]: Binger now.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, she's done a wreck while she's doing it.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: Hey, I don't want to hear no more.
[SPEAKER_04]: No more.
[SPEAKER_08]: He was really had a sign because this was the.
[SPEAKER_04]: No more.
[SPEAKER_08]: This was the 50s.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: No one kept one of the girls we heard.
[SPEAKER_08]: He kept their heart.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: That was in the pot.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: He's going down to Zach Bagans places.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm not going to Zach Bagans place.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm not interested.
[SPEAKER_05]: It'd be cool if they could.
[SPEAKER_04]: I know what you're doing here.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's going to the bus bus.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: Rosa Parks.
[SPEAKER_05]: You want to take the bus to Zach's bagans?
[SPEAKER_04]: No.
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't want to go there.
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, okay, Wisconsin, as we already stated, the investigation number one is apparently worth to make it to 2.015.
[SPEAKER_05]: This investigation, I'll have you know, invested, resulted in two inspections.
[SPEAKER_07]: Did he fuck on my back for more?
[SPEAKER_05]: Yep, so inspection number one four seven five four four three was for a firm that's told motor vehicles But time was this and inspection number one four eight two five five six was for a speedway AKA automotive race track bear [SPEAKER_05]: That's what I'm saying.
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, according to this esteemed author, it was probably the case that the speedway was the primary employer and the towing company, the secondary employer.
[SPEAKER_05]: Good to jobs.
[SPEAKER_07]: Can you able to do both at the same time?
[SPEAKER_05]: And then I clocked on him on May 15, 2020, and we know that one.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yes, that's a 12 ran.
[SPEAKER_06]: Only 12 by nine.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: in the afternoon.
[SPEAKER_03]: Central time.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_05]: All right.
[SPEAKER_05]: 9 p.m.
May 15 2020.
[SPEAKER_05]: It played number one a 62-year-old employee was working as a track.
[SPEAKER_07]: He was in Wisconsin.
[SPEAKER_07]: That's fucking 35 beers deep.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: He's going to be the oldest man in Wisconsin.
[SPEAKER_05]: So that's not a part of the tech.
[SPEAKER_05]: uh...
okay was working as a track safety crew worker eight okay at point as well slipped on a brick a cheese and broke his fucking neck he was working as a track safety crew worker at a clay track racetrack in new Richmond, Wisconsin [SPEAKER_05]: was it like tennis where they play on grass or clay they have a clay race track you look at me like I suppose to know this ship you look like you've seen cars you got a call at the car's dog holiday cars that go run in circles do not interest me in the least [SPEAKER_05]: All right, prior to the incident, a race involving eight school buses, yes, a were they short buses.
[SPEAKER_07]: That might interest.
[SPEAKER_05]: They were like full size buses doing like a figure eight.
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay, they're a race involving eight school buses had been underway at the track.
[SPEAKER_05]: near turn number one.
[SPEAKER_05]: This is a grid bus is collided to some red next shit right here the first Thomas model 3877 passenger school bus.
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm more depth to the blue J bus.
[SPEAKER_05]: That was weird how they broke that line.
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay, so it overturned onto the driver's side and partially onto the driver's side roof.
[SPEAKER_05]: You might be interested to know it did not completely turn over as far as the second bus had become lodged into the side of the first bus.
[SPEAKER_05]: The collision also resulted in a fire that ignited near the engine compartment of the first bus.
[SPEAKER_05]: This collision altered the race and emergency response personnel and the track safety crew versus the huge accident responded to the wreck.
[SPEAKER_05]: 20.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: Dracks safety crew extinguished the fire on the first bus to prevent any additional fire and playing everyone was trying to disconnect the battery located on the first bus.
[SPEAKER_07]: Why?
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, you have 14 fucking people out there with fire extinguishers and you got a crescent wrench in your hand.
[SPEAKER_05]: You're the dumb guy.
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, I'm assuming it was just a set of dikes, but this was in Wisconsin yet a hammer.
[SPEAKER_07]: he had a hammer me break better he had an adjustable hammer as a fucking press it wrench me was a bangin' on like was a hammer me that don't care like lesbian [SPEAKER_05]: and playing number one would do this by accessing the terminals located within the battery box enclosure on the outside of the bus below at our receipt.
[SPEAKER_05]: At this time, another track safety crew member attempted to dislodge the second bus by backing it away from the first bus.
[SPEAKER_05]: I tip over all the way.
[SPEAKER_05]: When he did this, the first bus became unstable and tipped onto its side.
[SPEAKER_05]: crushing employee number one between the exterior framework of the bus and the clay race track they could have just had squished him yeah yeah tracks eight to crew members along with emergency response personnel immediately responded to the scene well that's really they already been there you know the response personnel responded that's nice [SPEAKER_05]: and extracted the employee from beneath the first bus with an ice cream scoop and baggy in spite of the life-saving attempts, employing number one died as a result of his crushing injuries.
[SPEAKER_07]: So, he was pushed into the clay and the bus was on fire, so there's made a giant man-sized pot, basically.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, that's a basis of Western civilization and you live bread in the pot that it rained and it turned into beer and here we are Yeah, yes, okay.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, yeah, fine.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's fees penalties Not a one none.
[SPEAKER_07]: None.
[SPEAKER_07]: No, it's fucking hell Billy bullshit.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, I love fucking west constantly.
[SPEAKER_05]: That motherfucker stupid deserved a die fuck him Who did we learn anything tonight?
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, don't use a hammer to try to put out a fire.
[SPEAKER_08]: That was a part of it.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: Research went with the funny.
[SPEAKER_07]: And it grew.
[SPEAKER_07]: So the second time on this entire podcast?
[SPEAKER_05]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_05]: She's been inadvertently funny all the time.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's got a fan club.
[SPEAKER_05]: I think.
[SPEAKER_06]: Must be nice.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, they see those titties, they'd be a fan though, but tell you, wouldn't it?
[SPEAKER_05]: Funny enough, the fact that just appeared when she quit paying Patreon.
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't care.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: For you, you're a fan club.
[SPEAKER_08]: Huh?
[SPEAKER_05]: Yep.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's exactly what I thought.
[SPEAKER_05]: What?
[SPEAKER_05]: Hey.
[SPEAKER_05]: So for employee number one, the industrial accident podcast.
[SPEAKER_05]: I have been a main guy at the Grand Wizard.
[SPEAKER_05]: I've been joined by my co-hosts.
[SPEAKER_05]: This guy should be learned in this thing.
[SPEAKER_05]: I need to answer him.
[SPEAKER_05]: I know.
[SPEAKER_05]: Because I know you ain't fucking learn at God.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, I love this thing.
[SPEAKER_04]: Don't let you fuck with the computer, so it takes six hours to get this show out.
[SPEAKER_05]: I've just used to watch in these lessons.
[SPEAKER_05]: Bounce right off your fucking gleaming forehead.
[SPEAKER_05]: Dude, you don't have a gleaming forehead, too if you take off that stupid fucking two-page.
[SPEAKER_05]: He's my head warm.
[SPEAKER_05]: Winner's coming.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: You got to preserve those IQ points.
[SPEAKER_08]: Winner's coming.
[UNKNOWN]: Winner?
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm a real weird.
[SPEAKER_05]: You know how much these cost?
[SPEAKER_08]: I said winter's coming.
[SPEAKER_04]: That was just a big cost, but really.
[SPEAKER_04]: Like, okay, like, when you bought that one, because right now, that is like discount rack to pay.
[SPEAKER_05]: No, I paid full price, but it was at the Army Navy service.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I mean, that is like $17.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's made out of the used fishing line and doll hair.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, it looked pretty good.
[SPEAKER_08]: Here's a turtle shaped one for $329.
[SPEAKER_05]: A turtle shaped two pay.
[SPEAKER_05]: What in the actual fuck?
[SPEAKER_08]: See?
[SPEAKER_05]: How's that book?
[SPEAKER_05]: We asked her to look something up.
[SPEAKER_05]: And she can't find shit.
[SPEAKER_05]: And now she's the turtle shaped two pay.
[SPEAKER_05]: Hey, you know how to take care of a turtle?
[SPEAKER_08]: Give it a two pay.
[SPEAKER_05]: Plus the turtle, take care of itself.
[SPEAKER_05]: turtle city to pay on with the ship.
[SPEAKER_05]: All right, we're closing it out.
[SPEAKER_05]: We're closing out.
[SPEAKER_05]: This is the end.
[SPEAKER_05]: We know we got one more story Well, you want to hear that but that's after yeah We got to do more of the shit tonight.
[SPEAKER_07]: He was like even he just got to go a page.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, it looks like Dr.
Steve Brewell [SPEAKER_05]: I'm fucking strong.
[SPEAKER_05]: I got called into working this time.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, you're not don't worry You're gonna be some paperwork Monday.
[SPEAKER_05]: I think you're not gonna get called in working in on a more than number one That's a very little secret man.
[SPEAKER_05]: I've been main guy been joined by my co-host this guy You gotta see your name Back to being a winkler.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's Henry's brother.
[SPEAKER_05]: And that guy Avon a shag Oh, I have a shag.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, you have a good time [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, that's coming.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm going to be avid for a little while.
[SPEAKER_04]: All right.
[SPEAKER_05]: All right.
[SPEAKER_05]: Research department.
[SPEAKER_05]: Thank you so much for your participation.
[SPEAKER_08]: Thank you for having me.
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay, for those of you, uh, uh, first before I read the next story for the people at bay on patreon.
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