[SPEAKER_00]: M-S-W-M-E-M-E-M-E-M-E-M-E-M-E-M-E-M-E-M-E-M-E-M-E-M-E-M-E-M-E-M-E-M-E-M-E-M-E-M-E-M-E-M-E-M-E-M-E-M-E-M-E-M-E-M-E-M-E-M-E-M-E-M-E-M-E-M-E-M-E-M-E-M-E-M-E-M-E-M-E-M-E-M-E-M-E-M-E-M-E-M-E-M-E-M-E-M-E-M-E-M-E-M-E-M-E-M-E-M-E-M [SPEAKER_02]: That's right.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's our job and our joy.

[SPEAKER_02]: I need to mock the stupid for you with you.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's a pleasure, and if you wanna add to the pleasure pile.

[SPEAKER_02]: Since you're favorite idiots, I know you're sitting around during the week, and you go, I know this would be so good on any of the, this is an idiot story.

[SPEAKER_02]: Send it to us.

[SPEAKER_02]: That's right.

[SPEAKER_02]: Send it to idiotoftheweekweekweek.com.

[SPEAKER_02]: That's week three times.

[SPEAKER_02]: At gmail.com.

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[SPEAKER_02]: do it.

[SPEAKER_02]: Easy people say red and you get a title make up your own title.

[SPEAKER_02]: For example, our first idiot today comes to us from a goddess and in fact, specifically Gina the goddess.

[SPEAKER_01]: The goddess.

[SPEAKER_01]: This tickles me.

[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know how else to say it.

[SPEAKER_02]: Especially if this is ever happened to you.

[SPEAKER_02]: Florida man arrested on DUI after driving car on fire.

[SPEAKER_02]: Have you ever been in a car on fire?

[SPEAKER_02]: No, Francis.

[SPEAKER_02]: You know?

[SPEAKER_02]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_02]: No, in fact, I think it's unusual.

[SPEAKER_02]: I bet it's several, okay, are you the problem fire starter?

[SPEAKER_02]: No, I think other people's cars that have been all fire.

[SPEAKER_02]: They're in just caught up by you, girl.

[SPEAKER_02]: Or smoking, or smoking, yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: I've been in a car where something is, there were smoke coming out of it once, I think.

[SPEAKER_02]: But on fire, like, the way that this sounded to me was almost like, like, not like the engine was on fire, [SPEAKER_02]: like just the seat was on fire or something.

[SPEAKER_02]: It is in fact I believe the engine, but like it just sort of sounded like would you be like, oh, set the car in fire and then we go.

[SPEAKER_02]: And so that is how, in fact, that is how the engine comes bus for us to move.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yes, but it's a controlled combustion is the point.

[SPEAKER_02]: That's what we're going for.

[SPEAKER_02]: I'm telling you, when you're in the middle of the week pile and you're over 50, you've already, you're starting at a deficit point wise.

[SPEAKER_02]: I'll be a higher expectations out of you.

[SPEAKER_02]: I've got to say, if you're in the 80th pile, over 41, I'm siding you.

[SPEAKER_02]: And I know that you have some type of substance addiction, perhaps you have an issue, probably.

[SPEAKER_02]: But what's even more likely is that you've always been stupid.

[SPEAKER_02]: This is from a recent injury or something that, you know, you're not incapacitated.

[SPEAKER_02]: You are always getting bad choices.

[SPEAKER_02]: You're just a trail of bad decisions.

[SPEAKER_02]: And I want to call it, I want to say that causes drugs or alcohol.

[SPEAKER_02]: I don't want to think of you as just a pure idiot.

[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, if you learn nothing else from doing it of the week for all these years, you're right, Angela.

[SPEAKER_02]: Have you not learned that stupid travels on its own genetic code?

[SPEAKER_02]: It doesn't, it's not affected.

[SPEAKER_02]: Trust stupid.

[SPEAKER_02]: Isn't even affected by environment?

[SPEAKER_02]: You're right, it's a tall and black chain.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's a little black chain.

[SPEAKER_02]: So this is what happened.

[SPEAKER_02]: Patrick and all these 60 was driving charged for driving under the influence and refusing to submit to a DUI, which I understand.

[SPEAKER_02]: After witnesses told to the beauties that Renaldi had stopped, but eventually got picked in the vehicle and began driving away with heavy smoke coming out of the car.

[SPEAKER_02]: So I went on a Patrick saw the smoke and went, you know what?

[SPEAKER_02]: You know what?

[SPEAKER_02]: You know what?

[SPEAKER_02]: And then something compelled him to get back in.

[SPEAKER_02]: We don't know what, you know?

[SPEAKER_02]: And drive again.

[SPEAKER_02]: I thought what it was, it's that moment where you say to yourself, it's not that bad.

[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, okay, okay, okay.

[SPEAKER_02]: This may be a little too much understanding out of you.

[SPEAKER_02]: I'm gonna tell you what I never say that with fire.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's not that bad.

[SPEAKER_02]: I have a person who has set many things on fire by accident.

[SPEAKER_02]: You have.

[SPEAKER_02]: You have set a lot of things on fire.

[SPEAKER_02]: I have the kitchen and I were in a bit of a day taught right now.

[SPEAKER_02]: I'm not messing with it.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's not messing with me.

[SPEAKER_02]: I'm trying to stick to the air fryer.

[SPEAKER_02]: We understand each other.

[SPEAKER_02]: that what I know is any amount of fire that isn't in a fireplace is a problem.

[SPEAKER_02]: You know what I love about words is things like fireplace, right?

[SPEAKER_02]: This is what we should see fire.

[SPEAKER_02]: not say on the wall.

[SPEAKER_02]: Great.

[SPEAKER_02]: It is like like that.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's like the fire plate.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's not the fireplace.

[SPEAKER_02]: So then he so apparently gets back in the car.

[SPEAKER_02]: He drives a short distance, stops again.

[SPEAKER_02]: Only now the flames are taking over the vehicle.

[SPEAKER_02]: So like flames tend to do, they've gotten worse.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_02]: And he drives away again.

[SPEAKER_02]: Still, whatever the deer patient is for him, for Patrick, whatever the line in the sand is, [SPEAKER_02]: It ain't that bad He flames witness his own witnessing flames to take over the car You know what?

[SPEAKER_02]: Let me tell you something first of all he's drunk, which means that he's and deep in They we don't have to test Right he Well, you're right.

[SPEAKER_02]: You're right.

[SPEAKER_02]: Allegedly Oh, baby drunk.

[SPEAKER_02]: He may be drunk [SPEAKER_00]: But that's what I love about it is it's that everything is like It's what you know, shake it off, shake it off, shake it off, shake it off, shake it off, shake it off, shake it off, shake it off, shake it off, shake it off, shake it off, shake it off, shake it off, shake it off, shake it off, shake it off, shake it off, shake it off, shake it off, shake it off, shake it off, shake it off, shake it off, shake it off, shake it off, shake it off, shake it off, shake it off, shake it off, shake it off, shake it off, shake it off, shake it off, shake it off, shake it off, shake it off, shake it off, shake it off, shake it off, shake it off, shake it off, shake it off, shake it off, shake it off, shake it off, shake it off, shake it off, shake it off, shake it off, shake it off, [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, when the deputies arrived, because somebody said we have to call someone, this is the county fire rescue.

[SPEAKER_02]: They saw that they were putting on a brush fire that was started by the vehicle.

[SPEAKER_02]: And when they got there, deputies say we're not all he was driving.

[SPEAKER_02]: So he's driving again.

[SPEAKER_02]: Card fire, brush fire, starting.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yes, he's driving with his wife.

[SPEAKER_03]: This is the first mention of somebody else in the car, which makes me go, he must have been the lesser strong one.

[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_02]: because she doesn't seem to be reacting at all.

[SPEAKER_02]: She hasn't gotten that in her car.

[SPEAKER_02]: Go for it.

[SPEAKER_02]: She's talking about her screaming.

[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, exactly.

[SPEAKER_02]: And no way.

[SPEAKER_02]: Just that can we just get home.

[SPEAKER_02]: That's what, and that's what, because they're not saying she's unconscious either.

[SPEAKER_02]: Let's see.

[SPEAKER_02]: I just, that is why you kept getting back, kept starting, right?

[SPEAKER_02]: That's why I think, too.

[SPEAKER_01]: I think what happened is, okay, you be, um, I'll be here.

[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, I'll be here.

[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_01]: God, I think we should, I think I should pull a car and see me all fire.

[SPEAKER_01]: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, [SPEAKER_01]: I know, I messed up again.

[SPEAKER_00]: I really think that will keep us warm.

[SPEAKER_00]: If you just drive it, you start talking.

[SPEAKER_00]: Start again.

[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, but I'm concerned.

[SPEAKER_00]: It's just smoky.

[SPEAKER_00]: There's a smoke.

[SPEAKER_00]: It's not fire yet.

[SPEAKER_00]: We get home.

[SPEAKER_00]: It's only like, you're more blocked.

[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, I know that that's exactly what happened.

[SPEAKER_02]: So, deputy, say we're not all the, then it was inside the burning vehicle with his wife.

[SPEAKER_02]: He escaped and then this is the quote, was barely able to help his wife escape from the fire.

[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, barely.

[SPEAKER_01]: Do we mean forgot about her, barely?

[SPEAKER_01]: Like, let's just some steps away the car.

[SPEAKER_01]: I was like, oh, no, it was.

[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, Audrey, yes.

[SPEAKER_00]: How about that?

[SPEAKER_00]: Do I have to get out?

[SPEAKER_00]: You have to get out, my dream.

[SPEAKER_00]: It's called.

[SPEAKER_00]: They're gonna spray.

[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, my God.

[SPEAKER_00]: They're gonna be a draft.

[SPEAKER_01]: My dream, please get that cut.

[SPEAKER_01]: Cause it's fire fragments saying it's, it's, they say it's bad.

[SPEAKER_02]: So, as deputies began talking to Rinaldi, they realized they were even more problems as he smelled of alcohol.

[SPEAKER_02]: So he was flammable.

[SPEAKER_02]: It was what I was hearing.

[SPEAKER_02]: He said, get ready for it.

[SPEAKER_02]: He said he'd add only one beer, a red trick, some time, every time.

[SPEAKER_02]: That to me, that isn't alignment.

[SPEAKER_02]: That's where I know, okay, that's a good American.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yes, because I was surprised that he went for one.

[SPEAKER_02]: Mostly usually, and I mean this, statistically speaking, usually people say two beers.

[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, and it was hours ago, you know, and I ate or so, you know, but they, but one beer, you expect me to believe you had a, you had a, a Bud Light and then thought Karen fires not enough reason to stop that's it'll go out.

[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_02]: Go fast enough.

[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_02]: I'm going to say this.

[SPEAKER_02]: And I will say this, because I mean it.

[SPEAKER_02]: All right, in the affordability situation, all right?

[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_02]: Now, there also may have been another conversation, which is, look, we got to get this car back to the house, okay?

[SPEAKER_02]: Because we got, we got AAA money.

[SPEAKER_02]: I can't get it told, okay?

[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, but I gotta make it then.

[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, I really feel like the carbine on fire is going to be a bigger deal.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's just a little burning.

[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, really think that this is besides the fact [SPEAKER_02]: This is going to hurt.

[SPEAKER_02]: It could kill you.

[SPEAKER_02]: This is the bus lane.

[SPEAKER_02]: And if it gets told here in the morning, I'll go have to pay a pound fee, but you'll be a life and unburned.

[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_02]: My house super box from here.

[SPEAKER_02]: It wasn't too black.

[SPEAKER_02]: Then you know it.

[SPEAKER_02]: No blocks from east.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's too black for you guys to do it.

[SPEAKER_02]: And eight.

[SPEAKER_02]: Right.

[SPEAKER_02]: So he said he'd had one beer, but coincidentally, the police said that they'd found a bottle of liquor under the located on the floor board of the car, which in our line of work, the, I don't, when cops get smart assy.

[SPEAKER_02]: I know, he says, which in our line of work is called a clue.

[SPEAKER_00]: A clue.

[SPEAKER_00]: A clue.

[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, how drunk do you have to be to blow off a fire?

[SPEAKER_02]: I, I, let's drunk thing your wife.

[SPEAKER_02]: That's what I believe.

[SPEAKER_02]: I'm thinking they're both at alcohol poisoning's areas.

[SPEAKER_03]: However, [SPEAKER_02]: You know, because fire scares out, you're natural reaction to it is supposed to be a version.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's supposed to be, oh, oh, especially a fire that's out of control or say on something that you're on.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yep.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yep.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yep.

[SPEAKER_02]: In an uncontrolled fashion.

[SPEAKER_02]: And we know somebody who also recently, I think one of the last six months had a really serious car fire and they didn't know it on the freeway.

[SPEAKER_02]: and we're striving, and there was fire under from underneath, and people literally were like honking.

[SPEAKER_02]: Uh-huh, and they're telling them to pull over.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, exactly.

[SPEAKER_03]: They pull over, and then they're like, people are like, get out the car.

[SPEAKER_03]: Literally, this man was like, get out this car right now.

[SPEAKER_02]: And then she said, she turned around and looked in the car was in golf.

[SPEAKER_02]: Oh my God, well, how'd that happen?

[SPEAKER_02]: They had no idea.

[SPEAKER_02]: But this is the point.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's that, a lot of people think, oh, three beers, four beers, that's when you start to worry.

[SPEAKER_02]: No, it's one.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it's one.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's one.

[SPEAKER_02]: Patrick will tell you, one beer can mess you up.

[SPEAKER_02]: I'm telling you, how you get back in the car twice.

[SPEAKER_02]: I don't understand.

[SPEAKER_02]: Honey, my tree.

[SPEAKER_00]: We can't, maybe we can make it still black, shrug here.

[SPEAKER_00]: It's miles, okay.

[SPEAKER_00]: It's miles, man.

[SPEAKER_00]: Look, you stop, that's why it's not taking care of.

[SPEAKER_00]: The flies, the flies went down, they went back to the trunk.

[SPEAKER_01]: Give me the bottle.

[SPEAKER_00]: We can have a drink, and think about it.

[SPEAKER_02]: Now let's go.

[SPEAKER_02]: We'll be right back after these residents.

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[SPEAKER_02]: See, we know, I know.

[SPEAKER_02]: Snow bandits, strike.

[SPEAKER_02]: Eliria?

[SPEAKER_02]: But get away.

[SPEAKER_02]: Uh, turns into a comedy of errors, please say.

[SPEAKER_02]: This is Eliria or...

[SPEAKER_02]: It's a lyria, right?

[SPEAKER_02]: Maybe.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's Ohio.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it's Ohio, so there you go.

[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, um, apparently two would be thieves.

[SPEAKER_02]: Turn themselves into quote, I'm called the Snow Band.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's a tongue-in-cheek riff on home alone's wet bandits by trying to outrun the law in several inches of fresh snow.

[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, okay, okay, okay.

[SPEAKER_02]: I feel like I feel like the mindful thief is just [SPEAKER_02]: This is just right for it, okay?

[SPEAKER_02]: This is the mindful thief, our book on sort of the towel of thieving and generally of crime in general.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's a primer, it's a cautionary tale.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's the Pulitzer, it really is, of thief to be.

[SPEAKER_02]: These people, this is so stupid that I, [SPEAKER_02]: I just was like, and it just, every once in a while you come across a stupid story, we feel like, have they listened to any of the weekend, so they got part of the message?

[SPEAKER_02]: But not quite all of it, so did, you know, maybe they came late to the, you know, one of our seminars, the mindful thief.

[SPEAKER_02]: So, apparently what happened was, and there was an early morning break in.

[SPEAKER_02]: At 4.16 a.m., multiple alarms went off at midway mall when they police arrived.

[SPEAKER_02]: They found cheddar glass at the east entrance and learned that two dirt bikes that were valued at more than $11,000 had been stolen.

[SPEAKER_02]: What's that's a huge huge it's a very big score call that's right 11,000 I was like dirt bikes okay I'm not nothing about the dirt bike and but right so body camera footage included in the video shows officer spotting two sets of footprints and tire tracks leading from the store into a wooded area.

[SPEAKER_02]: Don't do the cops job.

[SPEAKER_02]: That is a huge, huge chapter.

[SPEAKER_02]: Don't let the cops job.

[SPEAKER_02]: Don't do the job for them.

[SPEAKER_02]: Don't leave a trail.

[SPEAKER_02]: And let's be clear, if I get the maybe you plan and you didn't know it was go snow, then this is a little thing we do called improvise, replan, say, you know what?

[SPEAKER_02]: Let's reschedule, or why don't you have a getaway vehicle?

[SPEAKER_02]: Why is your getaway plan walking the bikes into the woods?

[SPEAKER_02]: And why do you decide that that is still what you're going to do as you leave a perfect trail from that crime to your home?

[SPEAKER_02]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_02]: So, the officers can be heard saying on their body camera footage.

[SPEAKER_02]: Let's go get these boys.

[SPEAKER_02]: And this, you know why?

[SPEAKER_02]: Because you think you're going to find children.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yes, that's what you think you're going to find some some, you know, middle schoolers high schoolers making a bad turn that we're going to scare straight or whatever, but no, now the stolen dark bikes were soon found ditched in a ravine.

[SPEAKER_02]: Then the footprints kept going across the snow and straight to an apartment building on West River Road North.

[SPEAKER_02]: Then inside, officers found two men hiding under a staircase.

[SPEAKER_02]: You know why they found them?

[SPEAKER_02]: You didn't need that.

[SPEAKER_02]: And hiding under the staircase.

[SPEAKER_02]: What you might as well have done, it just walked up to the police and said, here I am.

[SPEAKER_02]: Here by feet.

[SPEAKER_02]: Why?

[SPEAKER_02]: Even the minutes are you really telling me?

[SPEAKER_02]: Because they had to know, because they ditched the bikes.

[SPEAKER_02]: Right, right, which I really, I was like, so they, they ditched these bikes, realizing they weren't going to get away with it.

[SPEAKER_02]: But instead of just trying to figure out how to not get caught, they hide, like, you're just going to, We're going to hide under this, they'll never look here.

[SPEAKER_02]: Time as an adult, you find yourself physically hiding.

[SPEAKER_02]: You have made a series of bad choices.

[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, bad.

[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, unless something is horrific and I would never wish that is happening some sort of criminal thing in your hide.

[SPEAKER_02]: Like, if you're hiding because you don't want to get discovered and you've done something wrong.

[SPEAKER_02]: Like, hiding, you need to be a child.

[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_02]: Well, this is also what truly did.

[SPEAKER_02]: It feels like happened.

[SPEAKER_02]: They were 10 toes down on this crime.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: I'll lead them up to what they had.

[SPEAKER_02]: Mass.

[SPEAKER_02]: They had masks.

[SPEAKER_02]: They were in dark clothing.

[SPEAKER_00]: That's right.

[SPEAKER_00]: They broke in.

[SPEAKER_00]: They got the got the haul.

[SPEAKER_00]: Then you get maybe, you know, not even a half a block away in the woods.

[SPEAKER_03]: Isn't it you dump it?

[SPEAKER_02]: Did you, to me, that means that you needed to think about whether or not you need to do this crime really harm and let's be clear about something get away vehicle if you had pulled in and you had to get away vehicle you'd at least have gotten some distance between you and this place but you did this on foot in the snow.

[SPEAKER_03]: in the snow fall, in the snow.

[SPEAKER_03]: What's next?

[SPEAKER_02]: Why are the masks?

[SPEAKER_02]: And why just to have it on when you're hiding?

[SPEAKER_02]: Now you're hiding.

[SPEAKER_02]: And if there's any, the least you could do is try to act like you aren't those people.

[SPEAKER_02]: Like start making out, take off the mask.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's like you're having an affair.

[SPEAKER_02]: Like do whatever, but you literally hid dirty, red-handed looking and like this.

[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, no.

[SPEAKER_02]: Maybe you're not used to snow, but this is all I know.

[SPEAKER_02]: This is like, I've had this, the parliament of me is having a conversation is very upset about it, okay?

[SPEAKER_02]: Because you want to find some piece of this that makes sense, but it doesn't.

[SPEAKER_02]: And I'm like, art, first of all, are you high?

[SPEAKER_02]: And I mean, really high, like, you've been high for three days.

[SPEAKER_02]: Is that what's going on here?

[SPEAKER_02]: Because this seems so conceived and not?

[SPEAKER_02]: And it's really close to us, this crime.

[SPEAKER_02]: There's probably a dozen cameras between here and you know, like, what are you doing?

[SPEAKER_02]: I know.

[SPEAKER_02]: What are you doing?

[SPEAKER_02]: Next up, this is an email from Beth E.

Thank you.

[SPEAKER_02]: Beer, Francis, and Antula.

[SPEAKER_02]: I just finished listening to the story about the raccoon who fell from the Grand Geneva Hotel restaurant.

[SPEAKER_02]: I fell into, yeah, I had some recent experiences with those type of raccoon type, ever since a pandemic, I had become a part-time suburbanite because my mom has needed extra help.

[SPEAKER_02]: So I spent more time in the suburbs than I want to.

[SPEAKER_02]: I can tell you this, Raccoon suck.

[SPEAKER_02]: They are not done, they are not funny.

[SPEAKER_02]: I know they look cute, but Raccoon's in my mom's neighborhood love to climb her trees, get on the roof of her house and eat the metal around the pipes on the roof of her house.

[SPEAKER_02]: So she gets leaks in the kitchen when it rains.

[SPEAKER_00]: I have had to fix the same area in her roof [SPEAKER_03]: Four times.

[SPEAKER_03]: I'm sorry, Beth.

[SPEAKER_03]: I'm with you.

[SPEAKER_03]: This is what I think happened.

[SPEAKER_02]: I think that raccoon family set up shops somewhere in the attic, or a crawl space to get out of the coal and that one raccoon decided to take a little trip and wound up coming through a thin part of the ceiling onto somebody's table.

[SPEAKER_02]: Now the person who tried to pick that raccoon up was an idiot.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's in Sierra Leaperson there.

[SPEAKER_02]: P.S.

[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, don't even give me starter on rabbits.

[SPEAKER_02]: I hate rabbits too bad.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yes, but you're pro raccoon.

[SPEAKER_02]: So let me let me read because we think we discussed this beforehand and we think we've stumbled into a real a dividing line.

[SPEAKER_02]: People who are pro raccoon is pet and people who understand that the raccoons [SPEAKER_02]: are not our friends.

[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, so this is another email.

[SPEAKER_02]: Dear ladies on this note from this week's idiot regarding Blakely, the raccoon you named in Blakely, I think.

[SPEAKER_02]: I am all in with Miss Francis.

[SPEAKER_02]: I am in complete agreement that whatever you think of animals, animation takes primacy of how you perceive some of the animal's activities, especially regarding external wildlife.

[SPEAKER_02]: I have a theory that Francis and I were significantly influenced by the constant Saturday reruns in our youth on television of the 1930s and 40s cartoons.

[SPEAKER_02]: from the Warner Brothers, otherwise known as the Looney Tunes.

[SPEAKER_02]: Those cartoons set my humor and approach to humor for good are bad, but now I totally understand Blakely's existence even more so.

[SPEAKER_02]: So thank you, Francis.

[SPEAKER_02]: And maybe with writing this series of novels for children and their wonderful parents, Francis can give the raccoon kingdom its proper place.

[SPEAKER_02]: All the best, take care.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I think we have got, we're going to have to do a special all-well-cune episode episode.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, she made these incredible canvas bags of holiday raccoons.

[SPEAKER_02]: A holiday raccoon.

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Jean of the Goddess, Sharon H.

Brigadier General Jeff Y.

I just wanted to make sure because I think we have like five last week too.

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[SPEAKER_02]: This is from Tara the Pravera of idiots I made that up so I can remember a name [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, I thought they'd be shootin' at us.

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[SPEAKER_02]: A woman tried to take a selfie with a snow leopard.

[SPEAKER_00]: It's what?

[SPEAKER_00]: What?

[SPEAKER_02]: She almost lost her faith.

[SPEAKER_02]: Because you know why, she won it.

[SPEAKER_02]: She did not want her face.

[SPEAKER_02]: That's what she told the leopard.

[SPEAKER_02]: Leopard, Angela.

[SPEAKER_02]: Leopard, literally, a leopard eating her face.

[SPEAKER_02]: This was this year a popular ski spot a woman saw a snow leopard in an open snow field and instead of running screaming as you're supposed to She approached it she got with intent feet and the snow leopard said, Oh, no, you did it Step to me prey [SPEAKER_02]: Jumped on her and bit off her face.

[SPEAKER_02]: It all bit into a wrist so bad that an instructor was a skiing instructor was able to like scare off.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's no liberty to didn't kill her, but she had to be, you know, obviously, I don't think airlifted her.

[SPEAKER_02]: I think it might have said that to drag her out of there, drag her out of there and transported to a nearby hospital.

[SPEAKER_02]: And I have to say that, you know, at our hospital, St.

Street Justice, we don't want you necessarily to die because you can't learn from that.

[SPEAKER_02]: Learning is over.

[SPEAKER_02]: So we would have to do what it took to keep you alive.

[SPEAKER_02]: But let me tell you who we don't employ, reconstructive surgeons.

[SPEAKER_02]: No.

[SPEAKER_03]: No, you don't answer them.

[SPEAKER_03]: No.

[SPEAKER_03]: What happened?

[SPEAKER_03]: This is no.

[SPEAKER_03]: No, no, no, no.

[SPEAKER_03]: Because...

[SPEAKER_03]: What do you say?

[SPEAKER_02]: I feel like you she laid there and told the leopard, please, please, come take my face.

[SPEAKER_02]: I don't want it anymore.

[SPEAKER_02]: I'm not using it.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, she not only did she approach the snow leopard, but she turned her back on it.

[SPEAKER_02]: She was trying to do a [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, try and take a selfie.

[SPEAKER_02]: Trying to take a selfie.

[SPEAKER_02]: We have got to get done with this.

[SPEAKER_02]: Also, you no longer get to have a cell phone.

[SPEAKER_02]: You get to wear a bell around your neck.

[SPEAKER_02]: That's what you get.

[SPEAKER_02]: So you can written your bell if you have an problem, but that's, that's, I don't understand what we have to do.

[SPEAKER_02]: Lepard, I'm not talking about a house cat.

[SPEAKER_02]: I'm not talking about even somebody's dog that you maybe don't know well.

[SPEAKER_02]: Right.

[SPEAKER_02]: We're talking about a Lepard.

[SPEAKER_03]: Mm-hmm.

[SPEAKER_03]: Mm-hmm.

[SPEAKER_03]: I can't.

[SPEAKER_03]: I can't.

[SPEAKER_03]: Why are you skiing?

[SPEAKER_02]: That is way too dangerous for your dumbness.

[SPEAKER_02]: We'll be right back after these messages.

[SPEAKER_02]: We, we, we, we, we, we, we, we.

[SPEAKER_02]: We, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, I know she didn't die, and that's good.

[SPEAKER_02]: I'm just saying, that seems like that should be a deterrent.

[SPEAKER_02]: But a what?

[SPEAKER_02]: Where was it?

[SPEAKER_02]: I can't.

[SPEAKER_02]: Next up, this last one is also from Tara, the Provera of 80X.

[SPEAKER_02]: This is ridiculous, I love this story.

[SPEAKER_02]: Man breaks into North Carolina Little Seasers, makes and sells pizza's.

[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_02]: What is going on in the job market?

[SPEAKER_02]: Where people are breaking into places.

[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, [SPEAKER_02]: What is going on with people leading jobs so badly they are breaking into places to work Like I don't know whether to congratulate him or study or what the non-employee of the month Jonathan Hackett [SPEAKER_02]: A 41 41 he's right at your age list from say he's right at it a former employee what is former mean to you that means okay it's time out commercial break former means fired [SPEAKER_02]: But how do you fire, look at this work ethic.

[SPEAKER_02]: And you fire him, he still comes to work.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: So yeah, he broke it.

[SPEAKER_02]: But that's because you took his key.

[SPEAKER_02]: So he entered the business.

[SPEAKER_02]: What does it mean to get fired from little seasons?

[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know.

[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know.

[SPEAKER_02]: The worst beat.

[SPEAKER_02]: Whatever.

[SPEAKER_02]: It is.

[SPEAKER_02]: Pan pan.

[SPEAKER_02]: I would rather eat the cardboard box.

[SPEAKER_02]: It comes in.

[SPEAKER_02]: I'm going to tell you something.

[SPEAKER_02]: I bet you have met me and not realized.

[SPEAKER_02]: But you've taken, there was some loose cheese on some that you thought was pizza and it was a cardboard box.

[SPEAKER_02]: And you didn't know any better because the only reason you eat those seasons is your child.

[SPEAKER_02]: And it's for kids' party, like maybe you have to buy pizza for the whole class or something awful like that.

[SPEAKER_02]: That's what we do now.

[SPEAKER_04]: That's what we do now.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, but that's too expensive now little sees you get what like 50 60 pieces for like six bucks for 20 cents.

[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, well, they owe you money all you money.

[SPEAKER_02]: They really do get.

[SPEAKER_02]: They really do.

[SPEAKER_02]: You know, so so I just want to know there's some other things I want to so he okay, so.

[SPEAKER_02]: He did this more than once.

[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, so he broke in, enter the business, made the pizzas and sold them, and kept the money, which I would, okay, I don't know.

[SPEAKER_02]: He did the work.

[SPEAKER_02]: I'm trying.

[SPEAKER_02]: I understand what I don't understand is.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's the weekend, which is for free.

[SPEAKER_02]: I need to tie.

[SPEAKER_02]: It must have been in the middle of the night.

[SPEAKER_02]: That's why twice.

[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_02]: And in the next time, he did it.

[SPEAKER_02]: The problem was there were employees inside.

[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_02]: So then, let me tell you something about Little Seasers employees too.

[SPEAKER_02]: They might be people.

[SPEAKER_02]: This may be where Waffle House employees start their careers at Little Seasers.

[SPEAKER_02]: because they got, they fought him.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: They got to a major fight the people who were, the employees who were still employees.

[SPEAKER_02]: And Jonathan, former employee sort of a sub-employee, if you will.

[SPEAKER_02]: Employee adjacent.

[SPEAKER_02]: This was a turf war.

[SPEAKER_02]: a tour of her little seeds and little seeds in a little, little, little, it's just kitchen.

[SPEAKER_03]: And for me, what happened, what went down was hack it, somewhere in his mind didn't really think that he was going, wow, the business is operating, that he don't walk in.

[SPEAKER_03]: Both people from their stations.

[SPEAKER_03]: Take order, my shift, right?

[SPEAKER_02]: Take orders, make the pizzas, take them, give them out or deliver them however, whatever mechanism he was getting them to the people, okay?

[SPEAKER_02]: And take the money all while the employees stand back and watch, okay, keep this.

[SPEAKER_02]: Here's the deal, their shift was over.

[SPEAKER_02]: His shift was beginning.

[SPEAKER_02]: Now, I have to ask a couple questions as is a dirty number one.

[SPEAKER_02]: When they fired him, did they make it clear that they fired him from the whole 24 hours?

[SPEAKER_02]: Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha [SPEAKER_02]: I'm just saying that was brilliant.

[SPEAKER_02]: Did they make it clear we mean any time of day because for what I can tell Jonathan has a work ethic that we should greatly admire and it reminds me of our founders.

[SPEAKER_02]: And what America is really about America, thank you, pulling your stuff up by the food straps, even if those straps belong to little scissors.

[SPEAKER_02]: You go in and you say, number one, my community is hungry.

[SPEAKER_02]: My community is some of the eat that is vaguely organic.

[SPEAKER_03]: You know what, you oughta do you hear that?

[SPEAKER_03]: Did you hear that?

[SPEAKER_03]: Patriotism.

[SPEAKER_03]: And a pizza.

[SPEAKER_03]: That is what this country is.

[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, I'm green for you.

[SPEAKER_00]: See what I did right there.

[SPEAKER_02]: This is this is truth.

[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, to me, I'm like, if we're going to hold Jonathan heck it.

[SPEAKER_02]: We're going to call this a crime.

[SPEAKER_02]: Why didn't we say that with mother Teresa?

[SPEAKER_00]: Thank you.

[SPEAKER_02]: Why didn't we say that with with Benjamin Franklin, it always inventant stuff that weird hours.

[SPEAKER_02]: I'm just saying this man said I see a knee.

[SPEAKER_02]: I have the skills.

[SPEAKER_02]: Little Caesars taught me.

[SPEAKER_02]: This is because this is what I am curious about too.

[SPEAKER_02]: Did he do it properly?

[SPEAKER_02]: Did he make better pizzas, worse pizzas, did he use the right amount?

[SPEAKER_02]: Because you don't think it very specific about how much cheese you can use or cheese.

[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, I know.

[SPEAKER_02]: I dated a guy went subway first open.

[SPEAKER_02]: And I mean, first open.

[SPEAKER_02]: Right.

[SPEAKER_03]: And that was when corporate knew that Jared was a problem.

[SPEAKER_02]: Way before I'm in high school.

[SPEAKER_02]: OK.

[SPEAKER_02]: And so, what I remember from corporate helped helping him remember, back then you opened the bun up and they called it a, you had to make this like, like, well, we're cut into it, right?

[SPEAKER_02]: Yes, they did this weird cut thing, yes.

[SPEAKER_03]: And here's the deal, your honor, just because little Caesar's, [SPEAKER_03]: Sever's the relationship, right?

[SPEAKER_03]: That does not sever.

[SPEAKER_01]: The knowledge, you know, they can't take, they can't take back the knowledge.

[SPEAKER_02]: The knowledge.

[SPEAKER_02]: Who's wrong here?

[SPEAKER_02]: When you see a family of eight with five bucks, and you know how to feed them.

[SPEAKER_02]: Thank you.

[SPEAKER_02]: Loves fishes.

[SPEAKER_02]: We rest.

[SPEAKER_02]: Little Caesar.

[SPEAKER_02]: We rest your armor.

[SPEAKER_02]: Fishes.

[SPEAKER_02]: We rest on the back of Jesus.

[SPEAKER_02]: Loves fishes.

[SPEAKER_02]: Apparently he's been charged with phony breaking an entering.

[SPEAKER_02]: Phony obtaining property by false pretence is felony larceny after breaking an entering.

[SPEAKER_02]: And Mr.

Meiner breaking an entering.

[SPEAKER_02]: I just feel like this is over the top.

[SPEAKER_02]: Wait, people getting made some pizzas like, you know, and then he broke in and got in a fight.

[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, number one, he may have touched maybe 15 cents worth of the greedy.

[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, I mean, okay, it's gonna cost more to prosecute him.

[SPEAKER_02]: then describe hurt.

[SPEAKER_02]: Thank you.

[SPEAKER_02]: Thank you.

[SPEAKER_02]: Now we should review.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_02]: We should.

[SPEAKER_02]: All right.

[SPEAKER_02]: First up we had the man and woman driving with her car on fire.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: So then we had the snowband who who strike in L.

O.

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L.

L.

But get the getaway turns into a combative areas because they walk away with the bikes and the snow.

[SPEAKER_02]: Then we have the woman who tried to take a selfie with snow leopard, and then we have the Jonathan Hackett, the Rosie the Ribbiter of Little Seeds.

[SPEAKER_00]: Who is the biggest idiot?

[SPEAKER_00]: I think snow leper's eating your face is pretty dumb.

[SPEAKER_02]: This is the thing.

[SPEAKER_02]: I would say the snow bandits had a real shot, but the problem is, [SPEAKER_02]: When you injure yourself, and I call this injuring yourself, you wouldn't automatic entry into any of the week.

[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_02]: And believe me, I've injured myself doing stupid things.

[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, not like this.

[SPEAKER_02]: Not like this.

[SPEAKER_02]: Not like this.

[SPEAKER_02]: I went on a safari, and you know what I didn't do?

[SPEAKER_02]: Get out the truck.

[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_02]: What I didn't do?

[SPEAKER_02]: What did you do?

[SPEAKER_02]: Was trying to take, try to take selfies with vicious predators.

[SPEAKER_02]: No, you know what Angela, there was a time in this country.

[SPEAKER_02]: There was a time.

[SPEAKER_02]: There was a time in this country.

[SPEAKER_02]: Where if you had somebody who was so gung-ho and coming up to work and working for you?

[SPEAKER_02]: You let that play out.

[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, you let that energy rise.

[SPEAKER_02]: You didn't.

[SPEAKER_00]: You didn't.

[SPEAKER_02]: You didn't.

[SPEAKER_00]: You didn't.

[SPEAKER_02]: You valued it.

[SPEAKER_02]: You valued it as well.

[SPEAKER_02]: You wanted you said to yourself every night as you close up, why can't all my employees be like Jonathan?

[SPEAKER_02]: Thank you!

[SPEAKER_02]: Listen, we thank you, our friends is calier.

[SPEAKER_02]: Are you sure?

[SPEAKER_02]: I think it's all made me sometimes.

[SPEAKER_02]: Angela, these children?

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, you are.

[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.

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