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S6E16 - The Immortalists' Founder (Church of Perpetual Life)

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Kayla

Kayla: In 1962, a little boy in Pittsburgh named William turned eight years old.

As a member of a Presbyterian family.

Subjects such as God and the afterlife were fairly common topics that popped up.

And William, of course, had some questions, particularly questions about death.

His mother explained to him that dying was a part of life for everyone, that everyone eventually dies.

And to little William, that immediately felt wrong.

He thought to himself, no way is that happening to me.

I'll find a way around it.

A few years later, at 13, this discomfort with death and determination to beat it still occupied William's mind.

He wrote a news article about Robert Ettinger, the father of cryonics, and swiftly became interested.

Kayla: And just two years after that, at 15 years old, William learned about Alcor Life Extension foundation and took a life insurance policy out on himself so that he could be put into cryostasis upon death.

But still, this wasn't enough.

Cryonics doesn't prevent disease, aging, and dying.

In fact, it requires patients to die in order to be preserved.

William wanted more.

According to him, I was determined to find a way to conquer death.

And the rest of William's life was thusly dedicated to doing just that.

Meet Bill Falloon and enter the life extension foundation.

And, of course, the church of perpetual life.

Welcome back to culture just weird.

I'm Kayla.

I'm a television writer.

Chris

Chris: I'm Chris, and I make games.

Kayla

Kayla: Thank you for joining us yet again as we deep dive into groups that might be cults or might be just weirds.

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Chris

Chris: I could also use some moral support.

I guess that's what this discord's for.

Kayla

Kayla: Discord is just like for stroking my ego.

No, it's not.

There's some interesting conversations going on in there.

Chris

Chris: As always, our marriage is for stroking your ego.

This podcast is stroking your ego.

Kayla

Kayla: Do you have any business before we jump into today's topic?

Chris

Chris: No, I don't have money for business, so I can't have business.

Kayla

Kayla: Can't have business.

Let's do business.

Last week on culture just weird, we introduced the Church of Perpetual Life, a literal church that acts as a place where life extension enthusiasts can find fellowship together in their faith that a death optional transhuman reality will one day be.

Chris

Chris: Now, in your little story that you said to kick us off today, yes, you said what was the guy's name?

Bill.

Yes, Tim.

Bill.

Kayla

Kayla: I started with little William Little will Falloon, who we're talking about today.

Chris

Chris: And you said that he wanted to defeat death.

Kayla

Kayla: Yes.

Chris

Chris: Okay.

So what you need to do for that is you need to challenge death to a game of Twister.

Kayla

Kayla: I thought it was chess.

Chris

Chris: Chess is 7th seal, I think.

Then in Bill and Tez Boga's journey, which is what I'm referencing here, they play, I think, risk.

Twister, maybe.

Sorry, Scrabble.

I'm not sure.

But if you challenge him to enough games, eventually, and I mean, you have to win each time.

Kayla

Kayla: Okay, so, Bill Falun, if you're listening, stop doing what you're doing.

Chris

Chris: Yeah.

Kayla

Kayla: Go buy a box of Twister and get to it.

Chris

Chris: Yeah, yeah.

And if you do that, actually, there's even more benefits because he might join your band.

So.

Kayla

Kayla: Yeah.

Isn't the death in Bill and Ted, like, kind of looks similar to the death in the 7th seal?

Chris

Chris: I think he kind of does.

They're like the same character, like this sort of, like, dire, pale look, robe.

Extremely funny.

Kayla

Kayla: Yeah.

Okay, we're not talking about Bill and Ted this week, unfortunately.

This week we're going to talk more deeply about the founder of the Church of perpetual life, as mentioned, Bill Falloon, as he is an endlessly interesting figure.

For some examples, it's rumored he wears an asbestos lined helmet while on flights in case there's a crash and his brain can be protected and then preserved.

And then asbestos lined, I think so.

Chris

Chris: I guess that's to prevent fire.

I mean, damage.

Kayla

Kayla: Like, I think there's asbestos in, like, firefighter suits.

Chris

Chris: Yeah.

Yeah.

Kayla

Kayla: That's why you don't want to, like, cut them.

Chris

Chris: Right.

And I.

Yeah.

Kayla

Kayla: So asbestos head doesn't explode and burn.

Chris

Chris: Why they initially put them in, like, walls and ceilings and stuff.

Yeah.

Okay.

All right.

Kayla

Kayla: He went to school for mortuary science and still holds a license as a funeral director and embalmer.

Chris

Chris: That is a very interesting thing for him to do, given.

That is interesting.

Kayla

Kayla: We will talk about that a little bit more.

He endorsed drugs like metformin, melatonin, and even aspirin specifically for its cardiovascular protective effects before the american scientific mainstream.

And those are just the highlights.

As mentioned, Bill.

Chris

Chris: So he was, like, right about wellness stuff.

Is that kind of what I'm getting here?

A little bit.

Kayla

Kayla: I don't want to say that Bill Falloon has always been right about everything that he's predicted would be helpful to human health.

However, there are a number of examples in which Bill Falloon went, hello.

I have read the research.

I see what other countries are doing.

A drug like metformin was available to the public in places like Canada and the UK before it was approved by the FDA here.

I think metformin is good for everybody.

You should take metformin.

Or he was up on the research on melatonin before that went mainstream.

And the same with things like aspirin, metformin here.

Chris

Chris: Okay, so I just want.

We'll talk about, like, what metformin is.

Kayla

Kayla: Yes.

Chris

Chris: Okay.

Kayla

Kayla: Yeah.

If you don't.

For our non diabetic patients, as mentioned.

Chris

Chris: Sorry, our non diabetic patients.

Kayla

Kayla: We are not practicing medicine on this show.

I will say that there is no medical practitioners here.

Chris

Chris: You have to have patients listen to the podcast, though.

Kayla

Kayla: Consult your doctor if you want to take metformin.

As mentioned, Bill Falloon learned about the finality of death at eight years old and dedicated his life to overcoming its reality.

Cryonics was kind of his first step on that path.

And after signing up with Alcor, he went on to enroll in a program at the Pittsburgh Institute of Mortuary Science in order to learn techniques that would allow him to, he thought, cryo preserve people.

Like, he was like, if I can be a good embalmer, that'll help me be a good cryo preserver.

Chris

Chris: Okay, all right.

I'm getting that.

Kayla

Kayla: When he was 20 years old, he moved to Florida to help found the Neptune Society, which is a national provider of cremation services.

And I think it is, like, ironically, on brand for someone that is admittedly disturbed by death to then go into a line of work that forces him to confront the reality of death on the daily.

And the finality of death on the daily.

Cremating a body is very final.

Chris

Chris: Yeah, yeah.

It's about as final as it gets.

I wonder if he counsels his clients, assuming that you have to set up something with him ahead of time.

I guess he probably has clients that are like, my parents died.

Can you cremate them?

But I wonder if he counsels them to be like, hey, have you considered maybe cryonics instead of cremation?

Kayla

Kayla: I know very little about Bill Falloon's current state of what level of practicing he does with his licensing.

I don't know if he's still acting as a funeral director cremator.

I just know that he's still licensed or he was up until very recently.

But, yeah, I don't know if he.

I don't know.

That's a very good question.

If he was ever counseling people to consider something like cryopreservation as an alternative to burial or cremation?

Probably not.

But I don't know.

Chris

Chris: Who knows?

I don't know.

It's an interesting thought.

Kayla

Kayla: The move to Florida didn't just result in the Neptune society.

He soon linked up with other cryonics enthusiasts.

I met a man named Saul Kent, whose passion for life extension and beating death matched bill's own.

The two went on to found the Florida Cryonics association in 1977, a charity with the intent of funding cryonics research.

Chris

Chris: Kayla, I have a question.

Kayla

Kayla: Yes?

Chris

Chris: So far, the two states that we've talked about for cryonics related activities have been Florida and Arizona.

Kayla

Kayla: Yeah.

Chris

Chris: Like, the two hottest places in the whole country.

What the hell?

Kayla

Kayla: This is hot, too.

Chris

Chris: Sort of.

Explain that with Phoenix.

But I don't know.

It's just weird to me that, like, the second state that we're talking about for freezing people is Florida.

It's just weird.

Kayla

Kayla: For what it's worth, I don't think that there's much, like, actual cryopreserving going on in Florida.

Chris

Chris: Yeah.

Yeah.

Kayla

Kayla: It's not like places that are doing cryopreserving need to be, like, safe from natural disasters.

Chris

Chris: And Florida is, like, Florida is not.

Kayla

Kayla: The least safe state for natural disasters.

Chris

Chris: Well, behind California.

Kayla

Kayla: No, I think Florida's worse.

Chris

Chris: Really?

Just from the hurricanes alone?

Kayla

Kayla: No, from, like, it's going to be underwater in ten years.

Oh, like, Florida's not a good place for long term storage.

Chris

Chris: Right.

Okay.

Okay.

Gotta go to the top of Mount Everest for that.

Kayla

Kayla: Yeah, exactly.

Chris

Chris: Don't get water worlded kids.

Kayla

Kayla: Don't get you.

The last place you want to be if you are cryopreserved is at the bottom of waterworld.

Three years after the two men founded the Florida Cryonics association, they received a $100,000 donation from a real estate magnate, Steven ruddle.

And the two decided to step up their game.

It was no longer about just sending monthly subscription newsletters about, you know, life extension and seeking donations.

It was time for them to start selling and manufacturing vitamins and supplements the organization believed could aid in life extension.

So selling these products became another way to fund cryonics and life extension research.

Chris

Chris: I just don't know about people selling pills, Mandy.

The supplement industry just immediately raises a flag for me.

Kayla

Kayla: I know, I know.

And also, I think it's possible.

I think it's possible that billfalune has good intentions and not grifty intentions.

I think it's possible, and I think it's more possible than other places I've seen.

And also, as we talked about last week, I do think there are a lot of people coming in being like, hello, buy my pill.

It's gonna make you live forever.

And also, we're gonna talk about it more later.

But, like, there is cutting edge research that proves to be somewhat true or somewhat efficacious.

That is, like, picked up by Bill, flung in the church of perpetual life before it's picked up by the mainstream, which is not inherently a good thing.

Chris

Chris: Yeah, I mean, I don't doubt that he seems like a true believer.

I don't necessarily think that lowers the yellow flag.

Certainly his flag is less red than, you know, Alex Jones, like, testosterone boosting, whatever pill.

But it's still, I don't know, just, it's a little weird.

I get it, though.

It's like, it's part, like, if you think that is really what's happening, like, if you're like, okay, if I take this pill, I'm gonna live longer, then you might consider selling it to people.

I guess that's not out of the question and also not necessarily a grift.

Kayla

Kayla: There's a little bit of a difference between, I'm Alex Jones, I'm going to sell supplements on my show, and then my show is worth a billion dollars, and I'm Bill Falloon, I'm going to sell supplements to help fund cryonics research.

And you can kind of track the money.

And it does seem like quite a bit of that.

Like millions and millions.

Again, spoiler alert for later.

Millions and millions of dollars is going into cryonics research.

Okay, hold some of those thoughts held.

We're gonna have these conversations.

Why would I give you the interesting conversations up front?

We have to have context.

Chris

Chris: That would not be good for our show.

Like, our show doesn't do that.

Kayla

Kayla: In 1982, another windfall.

Merv Griffin wanted to do an episode of his talk show on aging research and asked Bill Falloon to appear one of the most watched shows of the era.

There were like four channels on at the time.

Millions of viewers were exposed to the Florida Cryonics association, and according to Falloon, upwards of 10,000 people immediately wrote in asking how to get involved.

Chris

Chris: Interesting.

Kayla

Kayla: Bill Falloon and Kent continued and expanded their supplement manufacturing and selling business.

Anytime new research came out about the possible anti aging effects of something, they'd head over to the health food store and try to source it.

And if they couldn't source it there, then they'd look for it overseas.

Or eventually manufacture it themselves.

Steven Ruddle, that real estate magnate and cryonics enthusiast who gave them that $100,000 donation, he also expanded his help, and he set the Florida Cryonics association up in his office building.

So they opened a supplement storefront.

I think it was on the first floor, then on the second floor, there was, like, a small museum with cryonics memorabilia.

Third floor was a cryonics lab, and then fourth floor was an experimentation lab, where they actually were carrying out animal experiments, working on things like connections between diet and lifespan.

Kayla: And where was visual work?

Chris

Chris: The magnet, was that at the place with all the iron filings, or do.

Kayla

Kayla: I need to be saying tycoon instead of magnate?

It's the same word.

I looked them up in the media.

That's fine.

Chris

Chris: No, Magnet's fine.

Kayla

Kayla: And then I think his office.

The magnet's office was like the floor above.

Chris

Chris: Okay, so it was just like, holding everything up.

Kayla

Kayla: Yeah.

Over the next few years, the activities of Florida Cryonics association, which was operating in some, as many vitamin and supplement selling companies do, legally questionable ways, earned the attention of local police and beyond.

In 1986, a SWAT team raided Steven Ruddle's office on the top floor of the building, and cocaine was found.

And Ruddle eventually pled guilty to drug possession and possibly also dealing charges.

Chris

Chris: Okay, so is cocaine a life extending drug, then?

Should I be taking cocaine along with my metformin?

Kayla

Kayla: It's a cocktail of cocaine, metformin, resveratrol, and methamphetamine.

Chris

Chris: Okay.

Okay.

So I just gotta do the Rolling Stones thing.

Kayla

Kayla: I think the cocaine may have been separate from the life extension supplements.

Chris

Chris: Oh, okay.

Kayla

Kayla: The Florida Chronics association suspected that this was, like, an attempt to deter them from what they were doing.

Like, kind of like an intimidation tactic.

Like, we're getting your boss, we're gonna get you.

Chris

Chris: Why would somebody want to deter you from extending people's lives?

Like, what's.

Kayla

Kayla: Hold that thought.

They continued what they were doing until six months later, Bill Fallon received a call from an employee claiming marshals are kicking in the door.

Turns out the FDA was there, raiding the company's office, warehouse, research labs, and even the museum.

The FDA charged them with selling unapproved drugs to buyers.

Also claimed that Bill Flun and Saul Kent were using fake names to illegally import unapproved drugs into the country to sell.

That's what I mean by operating in, like, illegally gray, legally gray areas.

Chris

Chris: Better call Saul Kent.

Kayla

Kayla: As they awaited grand rape proceedings, the FDA conducted another raid in 1991, this time at the company's Arizona facility, because, yeah, if you're gonna be in Florida, also be in Arizona.

They were charged with more than 24 counts of conspiring, importing, and disguising unapproved drugs as supplements and then selling them.

Falloon and Kent turned themselves in because these were, like, you know, arrest warrants or whatever, and landed in jail.

Side note, this actually happened on Bill Fallon's birthday, he says, which he was happy about, because usually for him, his birthday was, like, shitty.

One year closer to death.

People are like, happy birthday.

Happy birthday.

And he's like, it's not very happy for me.

And this time he was like, ooh, I'm getting to have some fun.

I know it is.

I know it is.

Chris

Chris: At least this time he got excitement out of it.

Kayla

Kayla: He got something fun.

Yeah, the two.

Cause, you know, he very much believed in what he was doing.

And the two were bailed out the next day.

So it wasn't like they were rotting in jail.

Chris

Chris: Yeah, they got white people jail.

Kayla

Kayla: Yeah.

I think their bail was like $825,000.

Chris

Chris: Oh, my God.

That's actually a lot of money.

Holy shit.

Kayla

Kayla: For each?

Chris

Chris: I think so.

Does ACAB include the FDA?

Kayla

Kayla: That's going to be part of a larger conversation that we are going to have.

Chris

Chris: Kayla, what you're supposed to say is, we'll get to that.

Kayla

Kayla: We'll get to that.

The case continued to drag on for five years, allegedly because the feds couldn't find any witnesses willing to testify that the drugs purchased from the Florida Chronics association caused them any harm.

And, in fact, many customers were angry at the FDA for doing what looked like trying to deny life saving medications to people rather than working on approving them.

Chris

Chris: So Bill Falloon and company were witness intimidating is what I'm hearing.

Kayla

Kayla: I don't think that is what you should be.

Chris

Chris: Nobody wanted to testify against the life extension mob.

Kayla

Kayla: Yeah, I mean, that is definitely one read.

My read was like, everybody was so happy with what they were getting, but maybe it's like, oh, I'm so scared.

I don't.

Chris

Chris: He was the best guy around.

Kayla

Kayla: I've read nothing to make me think that.

That was the vibe.

In 1995 and then 1996, a federal judge dismissed all criminal charges filed against Bill Falloon and Salty Kent.

And during this process, the company, Florida Cronics association, worked on the Dietary Supplement Health and Education act of 1994, which Congress passed in 1994.

And this meant that with charges now dropped, Bill Fallon could actually expand his operation.

The DShea, I think, is what it's referred to, I think, ultimately made it easier to sell supplements in this country.

Chris

Chris: I think I remember hearing about that one of those, the dream seasons, probably.

It seems to me that was like a floodgate opening.

Kayla

Kayla: Yeah.

Chris

Chris: Or maybe it was a Michael Hobbs joint.

I don't know, one of those.

I feel like I remember Congress doing something in the nineties that opened those floodgates.

Kayla

Kayla: Yeah.

That paved the way for the Alex Joneses of the world and the doctor drew's.

Even though the company took a huge financial hit, obviously with legal fees, the publicity from the court cases brought many, many more clients because, of course.

Chris

Chris: No such thing as bat pub, man.

Yeah.

Kayla

Kayla: The pair decided to found a for profit buyer's club for their company, basically.

So up until this point, it's been a nonprofit.

They're like, we got to have something for profit.

So basically this was a service that clients could buy into which monthly fees gained them access to the company's magazine and discounts on the supplements purchased through the company.

So it was kind of like a subscription service almost, that, like, let you buy the stuff from the nonprofit at a cheaper price.

Chris

Chris: And could you use the magnet if you were subscribed?

Kayla

Kayla: The magnet's gone.

There's no more magnet.

Chris

Chris: Did it get attracted to another magnet somewhere?

And.

Oh, man.

Kayla

Kayla: And in 2000, the company changed its name from Florida Cryonics association to the Life Extension foundation and the Buyers Club to Life Extension Buyers club.

And this is where I had to pause and run to our medicine cabinet because that name sounded so familiar to me.

Chris

Chris: And, yeah, it sounds familiar to me, too.

Kayla

Kayla: Turns out we have purchased products from Life Extension Foundation a number of times.

Chris

Chris: Oh, shit.

So am I going to live forever?

Is it my metformin?

Kayla

Kayla: The inc lozenges we use to, like, maybe help prevent, like, cold and COVID infections and to treat cold when we get the cold?

Yeah, those are.

Those are life extension foundation incs.

Chris

Chris: And you can, the ones that are like the big horse pill, like the.

Kayla

Kayla: Size of the coke can, like, huge inc that take forever to dissolve in your mouth.

Yeah, you can thank Bill Falloon for that.

Chris

Chris: Thanks, Bill Falloon.

Those things are disgusting.

Kayla

Kayla: They're nasty as hell.

But I think they've helped maybe.

Since those early days of FDA raids and arrests, the Life Extension foundation, now renamed again the Biomedical Research and Longevity Society, has grown exponentially.

From Wikipedia, quote.

In a 2006 tax filing, the company declared assets of over $25 million and netted more than $3 million on revenue of more than 18 million that year.

And according to an article in the Miami New Times, the funds from the Life Extension Buyers Club.

110 million since 1996.

According to the life extensions, court documents were used to fund dozens of projects.

Like what projects exactly?

Some research projects on sleep patterns in rats, research projects into de aging worms, human trials on a drug called enbrel, and whether it can reverse Alzheimer's.

Chris

Chris: Are we just worried that if we live a long time, the worms will die out before we do?

Kayla

Kayla: We need to have some worm and rat friends around.

Chris

Chris: Right?

Okay.

Kayla

Kayla: Research into stem cells.

Many millions went to a nonprofit called stasis, who works on a project called the Time Ship, which intends to be a structure that can withstand any catastrophe and will store cryopreserved patients, as well as an organ bank and like DNA of various extinct organisms.

Many millions also went into research into vitrification processes, such as rabbit kidneys and doing that rabbit kidney transplant that we talked about and the effects on dogs brains and bodies.

And this is just to name a few.

Bill Flune claims that most of the money made by his companies goes to life extension in crop reservation research.

And while, yes, he has a home he purchased for $1.2 million, he also.

Chris

Chris: $1.2 million these days, is like a hovel.

Kayla

Kayla: Yeah.

He also has no inheritance.

He claims he has no inheritance set aside for his children.

Like, anything that he leaves behind, though hopefully not, will be donated to research.

According to him, quote, how could I enjoy a yacht if I know we're all going to die and disappear?

As far as I know, he doesn't have a yacht.

Chris

Chris: Yeah, I kind of don't begrudge these folks.

I think maybe you mentioned this last episode, or maybe it was just in the.

One of the things that we watch together, but how a lot of these folks that are in the church of perpetual life don't intend to have an inheritance or leave an inheritance to their children or their grandchildren, which is not what our society, I think, normally would encourage.

But I kind of feel like it's.

I don't know.

It's consistent with their beliefs.

I don't hate it, actually.

Kayla

Kayla: I don't think there's anything wrong with leaving a financial legacy for your children.

And I also don't think there's anything wrong with not.

Chris

Chris: Yeah, yeah.

Kayla

Kayla: Particularly.

Particularly if you're not just like, I'm gonna fucking buy a yacht, and, like, waste all this money, and you're funding life extension technologies that you think can, like, actually help your children.

I see a difference in that than, like, fucking bill gates being like, I'm not gonna give any money to my children.

And, like, somehow getting richer and richer.

Chris

Chris: And richer and richer every year.

Yeah.

Yeah.

And now that I think about it, like, I guess I don't need.

I wouldn't even begrudge parents that don't intend to live forever.

Like, if they just were like, yeah, we're gonna spend all of our money.

Like, that's, you know, it's your money.

Like, you don't.

Kayla

Kayla: It is.

Chris

Chris: And I just, like, I think about my parents, like, if they spent all of their savings on, you know, enjoying the twilight years or whatever and going on vacations, like, I would be cool with that.

Kayla

Kayla: Like, what if they bought a yacht, though?

Chris

Chris: Do I get to use it?

No, if they buy a yacht.

But if they buy a yacht, and they better fucking leave me the yacht.

If they spend it on.

If they spend it on experience, they're.

Kayla

Kayla: Gonna buy the yacht and then they're gonna donate the yacht to NPR.

Chris

Chris: All right, I need to give this some more thought.

Kayla

Kayla: I think as long as the yacht's involved, it's wrong.

Any yacht.

Incorrect.

Chris

Chris: Both sides wrong.

Kayla

Kayla: No yacht.

No yacht.

Chris

Chris: Anti yacht.

Also wrong.

Everything involving a yacht.

Kayla

Kayla: I'm nil.

Yacht.

Chris

Chris: Just wrong.

Kayla

Kayla: No yacht at all.

Existing or not existing.

Chris

Chris: Right?

Right.

The negation of yacht.

Right?

Yeah.

Kayla

Kayla: Rock, I'm gonna give you some more context here.

Might change a little something for you.

I don't know.

Chris

Chris: Oh, God.

In which direction?

Kayla

Kayla: I don't know.

I don't know.

Chris

Chris: Oh, boy.

Kayla

Kayla: In 2013, however, Falloon's legal troubles came back around.

Chris

Chris: Okay.

Kayla

Kayla: The IR's revoked the Life Extension Foundation's tax exempt status.

I think they revoked it back to 2006, claiming that its operations were too entwined with the for profit life extension buyer's club to be a non profit.

Chris

Chris: Okay.

Kayla

Kayla: And, like, Falloon and Kent fought the revocation, but they were unsuccessful.

They were able to, like.

Chris

Chris: Okay.

Kayla

Kayla: To get rid of the backdated part.

So it was just like they were revoked in 2013, not 2006, and that's.

Chris

Chris: Why they started a religion.

Kayla

Kayla: Do you remember what else happened in 2013?

Chris

Chris: Yeah.

That's when they started the Church of perpetual.

Kayla

Kayla: A little non profit, tax exempt organization called the Church of Perpetual Life was founded.

Okay, I'll just leave that there.

Chris

Chris: Yeah.

Scuzzy and whatnot.

Kayla

Kayla: I don't know.

It looks scuzzy, but I can talk myself out of it.

Chris

Chris: Sure.

I can talk myself out of it, too, and I'm about to.

The problem isn't them.

The problem is that we should be taxing churches.

Kayla

Kayla: Yup.

You shouldn't be able to just, like, make a church and not pay taxes?

Chris

Chris: Yeah.

It's like, oh, shit, I don't want to pay taxes anymore.

I'm a church now.

Like, okay, no, that should not be allowed.

Kayla

Kayla: And also, like, it makes me.

This is, like, a totally, like, I don't know.

Is this a meta reason?

Is this not even a good reason?

But then I'm like, well, now I have to question the intention of what this church is doing, which before last week, I was like, I think what this church is doing is cool.

I think it's providing fellowship and blah, blah.

Can a place be doing something good while also being kind of shady?

Chris

Chris: I mean, at the very least of our show.

Yeah, yeah, exactly.

At the very least, it kind of sours the milk a little bit, because.

Yeah, I had the same sort of impression of, like, oh, you know, it's neat that they have the trappings of religion.

Like, why nothing know?

Like, religion doesn't have to be a monopoly of, like, deity type stuff with Jesus and all those guys.

It can be somebody singing.

Who were they singing?

Forever young.

People singing forever young.

And I don't know, but now it is like, oh, but I think that was just for tax.

Kayla

Kayla: I also.

I don't have any, like, proof of that.

I only have the circumstantial evidence that one nonprofit was closed or not closed.

Chris

Chris: You have some pretty clear cut time series data.

Kayla

Kayla: Had the status revoked in 2013, and then in 2013, a new nonprofit was founded.

Chris

Chris: Yeah.

Kayla

Kayla: And.

And this nonprofit we have seen oftentimes uses the platform as a place to, like, advertise.

Chris

Chris: Yeah.

Kayla

Kayla: Pills and stuff.

Chris

Chris: I guess it could be one of those things, too, though, like, where it was started for those reasons, but then it kind of, like, grew into something real.

Kind of like those, like, you know, those teenage rom coms or whatever, where it's like, I am gonna pay you to date me.

Most popular girl in school, even though I don't like you, but it's just gonna make me more popular.

But then they end up falling in love.

Of course, they have to go through a journey first, where the guy gets popular and then doesn't like the girl anymore, and then realizes that he actually just liked her as a person all along.

Maybe that's what happened here.

Kayla

Kayla: Maybe that's what happened here.

I don't know.

And I will.

I do want to be clear that, like, not every sermon or service or whatever at the church of perpetual life is about buying pills like the one went to had.

Absolutely.

Chris

Chris: Some of it's about cocaine.

Kayla

Kayla: Some of it's about cocaine and how that's you need to add that to your system.

No, the one went to had absolutely nothing to do with selling vitamins and supplements.

It was showcasing video games that a life extension enthusiast had helped produce that were about gamifying the experience of life extension.

Nothing to do with selling pills.

Chris

Chris: Yeah.

When you talk about it that way, the vibe that I got from the actual thing that we attended was not super grifty.

It seemed pretty ground up to me.

Kayla

Kayla: But we also did not attend a service in which Bill Falloon was speaking and presenting, which he does often.

But I also, I don't think that he's oftentimes going like, buy my pill, buy my pill.

I think most of the time he's talking about updates and age reversal, but then that gets into, like, here's the new supplements that we think are good.

I think that there's more to talk about.

I think that Bill Fallon is a true believer, and I think that he's taking steps that somebody who wants to help others is taking.

And at the same time, those are the exact same steps that a grifter would take.

And I do.

Chris

Chris: This is the age old question, Kayla.

Are they a true reliever?

We've been asking that question since teal Swan, since season one of the show.

Kayla

Kayla: I think I'm one of the most convinced on him that he is a true believer, and that he is trying to do something that he thinks is good.

Part of it is because, and granted, this is the mythos, and they always have a mythology about themselves, but I do believe that this person has been on this track since they were eight years old.

Chris

Chris: Yeah, you're right.

That is totally a mythology story.

I didn't pick that up at the time.

But you're right.

Kayla

Kayla: But I believe it.

Chris

Chris: Yeah.

Did he chop down a cherry tree, too?

Kayla

Kayla: And you cannot tell a lie.

And I could be naive, but I also think that there's a lot to be said for the amount of money that's been donated to these projects and has been donated to research.

Chris

Chris: I'm with you, man.

I don't know.

My brain feels entirely within the gray area.

Kayla

Kayla: Some claim that Bill Falloon is one of the most important people in cryonics and that he's single handedly done more for the research and advances than any other individual.

And some people claim that Bill Falloon is a grifter who's, like, showing pills.

I also want to point out that Falloon and the Life Extension foundation, which still operates today and has specific protocols and recommendations for anyone looking to extend their life.

The foundation has been pioneers when it comes to medications now embraced by the mainstream.

So again, we mentioned, like, metformin, aspirin, melatonin.

We'll get into that right now.

So, like, Falloon was ahead of the curve on metformin, a drug that is now essentially the first line of defense for people with diabetes, particularly, I think, type two diabetes and prediabetes.

And it has some promising research demonstrating its, like, potential anti aging properties.

Chris

Chris: It's a glucophage.

It eats the glucose in your sugar.

Kayla

Kayla: And like I said, it eats the glucose in your sugar.

Chris

Chris: It eats the glucose in your blood.

Kayla

Kayla: Good.

I want a picture like a little pill just going through your bloodstream.

Chris

Chris: I think that's what it looks like.

Yeah, it's like a little Pac man.

Kayla

Kayla: And like I mentioned, you know, this drug came about, I think, in like the fifties, and it was approved to sell in other countries way before.

Chris

Chris: Wait, Metformin has been around since the fifties.

Kayla

Kayla: It wasn't approved to sell here until much, much later because typically the FDA does have a very lengthy process, like a 20 plus year process.

Chris

Chris: Sometimes, which is there for our safety.

Kayla

Kayla: We're going to.

Spoiler alert.

There's another episode coming about the church of professional life and all this stuff.

And we're going to talk more about getting into the specifics and this conversation on the FDA and that difficulty of.

Okay, but they're doing a good thing because they're protecting us, but also they're doing a bad thing because they're preventing life saving medication from getting to people.

What do, what do.

Chris

Chris: That sounds completely answerable by us.

Kayla

Kayla: I don't think it is.

Bill Flune was also one of the first groups, or the Life Extension foundation, whatever you want to refer to it.

They were one of the first people to support and sell melatonin.

Like melatonin research started coming out in the nineties and they were like, isn't that the sleep?

Cool, let's go.

Yes.

But I think that there's also other properties.

So they don't just sell life extending things like you and I take that inc for.

Chris

Chris: Oh, yeah, that's not, I don't know.

Kayla

Kayla: If they say it has life extending properties, but it's about like, aging and illness and disease and health.

Chris

Chris: Okay.

Kayla

Kayla: Sleep is very important to health.

Chris

Chris: Okay.

Kayla

Kayla: And I think they think it's very important to life extension and anti aging.

Chris

Chris: So melatonin.

So it's not specifically maybe anti aging.

But if it contributes to a significant pillar of your health.

Kayla

Kayla: Right.

Chris

Chris: I, then they're going to be into it.

Kayla

Kayla: They have like a whole.

I'll link an interview with Bill Falloon.

He explains his whole, like, if somebody comes to them and is like, hello, I want to do something right now for my health.

They have a whole kind of, like, really first line protocol of, like, the first thing is get on metformin.

Chris

Chris: Really?

Kayla

Kayla: It's metformin.

It's nad.

And there's a couple other things that they're like, here's what you can do kind of right away.

Chris

Chris: Interesting.

I think it's cool they have that.

I'm surprised.

Metformin's number one.

Kayla

Kayla: And they also recommend, like, Bill Fallon is very, he thinks that this is one of the most important things you can do.

You have to get a blood work baseline from a doctor before you do any of these things.

Chris

Chris: Oh, okay.

Kayla

Kayla: Because they cannot.

He's like, we cannot tell if any of these drugs are helping you in the anti aging disease reversal, whatever.

If you do not get that baseline, the information is lost.

If we.

Chris

Chris: So do they have markers that they can say, like, if this number goes up after you take metformin, then you're gonna live longer or whatever?

Kayla

Kayla: I think it's more nuanced than that, but essentially, yes.

Chris

Chris: Okay.

Kayla

Kayla: And they say, like, it's very, he, I listened to this interview, and he stressed so much that, like, it is a tragedy when people enter into anti aging, like, medications and do not get that baseline.

And also, it can't, if you don't have that baseline, it can't be as tailored.

Chris

Chris: Right.

And you said he also recommends that people eat his nads.

Kayla

Kayla: Nad is a big.

Yeah, I need to pro health, anti aging pill.

I've taken it before.

Get the fuck out of my podcast.

Chris

Chris: Sorry.

Are you gonna keep that?

Kayla

Kayla: I don't know.

I'm gonna continue reading now, and you're gonna be nice.

Chris

Chris: Are you gonna tell me what the drug does?

Kayla

Kayla: I have no idea.

Oh, it's, I don't know.

Chris

Chris: Back in the real world, I have actually heard of it before being like, a thing.

Anti aging space.

Kayla

Kayla: Yeah.

As mentioned, they were ahead of the curve on aspirin's productive cardiovascular effects.

That's something else that I take daily.

And they were also some of the first to adopt Dhea and coq ten, which we also both know about.

Chris

Chris: I used to take aspirin daily.

I stopped because I think it was like I was taking a regular dose.

And I think you're supposed to take, I take a baby smaller dose because otherwise it can like be bad for you, irritate your digestive tract.

I think.

Just, just don't.

Like, maybe this should be a blanket statement for this episode, but don't take.

Kayla

Kayla: Any pills just because we're talking about.

Chris

Chris: Do not be like, yeah, don't go and be like, I gotta take aspirin every day because they say, listen to.

Kayla

Kayla: Bill Falloon, go get your baseline, go talk to your doctor.

Chris

Chris: Yeah, talk to your doctor.

Kayla

Kayla: But yeah, I take a baby aspirin and then I've taken coq ten and I have taken dhea mm mmdh.

They pay close, close attention to the research being done in these arenas and they have a wide network of customers and like minded thinkers who also keep a close eye on their research.

Again, in the interview I watched, he said, quote, we garner a lot of information from people who simply don't want to die.

And that again, made me go like, oh, yeah, terror management theory and all of that.

Like, I think it's good that they're not shying away from the fact that a lot of what they're doing is motivated by a fear of death or being disturbed by death or not wanting to die.

And they're very upfront about that.

Chris

Chris: Okay, so they're like, a lot of.

Kayla

Kayla: Times they're like the people who are in this right now who are like over 50, like we're running out of time.

They'll literally say we're running out of time.

They are acknowledging that this is a big thing.

Chris

Chris: Acknowledging that this is like that they are afraid.

It's not like we're not afraid of it, we just don't like it.

I think that's good, actually.

Kayla

Kayla: Yeah, I think it's good.

One of the more interesting side details of this whole story is that amongst the various companies and organizations and nonprofits and churches that Boafloon has founded or contributed to over the years, theres one that stood out to me among the rest, and that would be the FDA Holocaust museum.

Chris

Chris: I dont like the name of that at all.

Kayla

Kayla: Next week on culture.

Just weird.

Were going to get deeper into Bill Falloons relationship with the FDA, what this museum is all about, and a movement that all brushes up against this known as the health freedom movement.

Chris

Chris: Okay, all of that sounds really sus to me.

And I also really don't like the usage of that word.

But, you know, I'm looking forward to next week's show.

Kayla

Kayla: We'll get to that.

Chris

Chris: Yeah, this is Kayla, this is Chris, and this has been cult or just a really long life.

No cult or just supplement cult or just FDA.