What up is Bombing with Ergondre the only podcast braving enough to talk about the biggest disasters, failures and beautiful train wrecks in comedy, music, life, and whatever else explodes in our faces.

I'm your host, Eric Andre.

Duh.

We got two absolute legends of experimental rock, Stomy and Greg from Deer Hoof, with my partners in crime Derek Beckels and Nick Rutherford riding shotgun.

We bend all sorts of sounds on this episode, talking about their bombs over twenty years, bombs on tour, and what hot human excrements they've had thrown at them on stage.

The band's latest twentieth album, Noble and Godlike in Ruin, is available to stream everywhere except Spotify.

They've been bending.

Sound breaking rules and making beautiful chaos for over two decades, so who better to talk about musical disasters and glorious mistakes.

Enjoy Bombing Balming with Eric Andre.

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I think there's too many people hosting this.

Yeah yeah, okay, so we're big fans and we I have a podcast about bombing where I did anybody tell you guys anything?

You know?

I yeah, that's why you need to know.

We just asked like about your worst gig of all time, and I put I surrounded you guys with garbage, yeah, Junkyard instruments to make you more comfortable.

We just asked artists over there, like their worst gigs of all time?

What was the worst show you ever played?

I think in San Francisco?

What happened you guys started there?

Yeah, but now you're just throwing it right under the bus started bomb.

And now you hate it.

You turned your back on the people of San Francisco.

Yeah, okay, yeah, yeah, no, you know.

We used to play improvisation, like noise improvisation and then yeah, and then I was on the floor heating like base with my like with sticks and stuff.

Yeah yeah, you know, just free, free improvisations.

Yeah.

And then there's like a really weird lady like like.

Was on stage like this in front of me.

My head is almost on the stage, so she was like ninety five ninety six start.

Yeah, and there was the bar called what not Igana?

What's the the perry was working there.

Yeah.

But anyway, she's like.

Anyway anyway, crawling towards you had on the stage.

No, she was right there.

I was on the band, the band with a higher level, higher level.

Was there a body attached to the head or is it just.

A it's ahead?

But she's like, why don't you sing?

Why said that's reasonable?

Are you going to start?

When you going to start?

Pretty?

People say every time this podcast.

San Francisco, there are always this weird audience.

You know, all the.

Reasonable question, though I don't know how weird that is all the time.

If you're banging on your base, when does it start?

When are you going to start?

Franciscans?

We have stuff to do, woman, my mother, it's not a dress for herself.

When are you going to still been obvious that we had started, I mean the passion with which we were engaged.

Yeah, has it been the same members the old Thomp since ninety four?

Not the passion however, just on YouTube since ninety four, we we still have.

Yeah, she joined ninety five and immediately she bombed.

And you're like, we gotta work with her for thirty more years.

She doesn't know how to start a show.

I like, what.

You want to work together for thirty more years?

So what happened to that lady?

Is she she died shortly after that show?

Probably she was just ahead.

Yeah, it's hard miss after the day after your show.

Yeah, do you remember the one time we played San Francisco?

We did return?

You know this didn't scar us, permit?

Did you leave your heart there in any way, shape or form?

What?

Okay?

Now, now I regret.

We're gonna We're gonna get him out of here.

Don't worry about that.

We're gonna get him and any Tony Bennett Reverend.

He's sponsored by Old Lady Catheters.

Now, you guys all live in four different cities.

How do you guys function in a long distance relationship?

And what is your deal with in San Francisco?

Continue to like San Francisco and continue to return.

That's not a very strong word.

You don't love it, though we love.

My point is that there have been times, over the course of our storied career in which we have played cities to which we have never opted to return.

And one of those cities not so far from San Francisco, but but another universe.

In terms of audience appreciation of what most people consider extraordinarily beautiful music, our music and that is modesto.

Califno be has a song?

Did that okay?

Could you recite the lyrics to me in full so that I.

Know I could do?

Could you do it in Farsie?

I could do it in Farsi, but I can't do the whole thing.

No, I don't.

I don't know.

That's all.

That's the only fact.

You really put me in a corner.

That's what this podcast is.

I feel like I feel like a headless woman had an experimental dy brought to you by Corners?

Is it?

Is it modesta like the Carrier Wife Capital of the World is true?

I think so it might be.

That's not very modesto of that.

So I'm trying.

To do the math and I can't put it together.

I don't.

I don't know.

Look modesto Spanish for modest I thought.

We were.

Well, mister know it all over here?

Whose flashlight was normally used to check identification, you know, to to accurately judge a person's age and whether they're allowed.

This is in the door in the Modesto.

Once we started playing exactly it was the size there was four bean bags in opening band was already sketchy biscuit I don't mean the band was sketchy, but the band.

They were, you could tell that they.

Didn't have full commitment.

Let's say the Trevor who was playing who was playing bass in that band, never really took his coat off.

Long.

Yeah, it's like in his mind he was already on the drive back home.

Once we got on there and began the door Man's by the second song, his flashlight was no longer pointed to identification.

It was pointed at the stage into our eyes, trying to get us to stop.

Yeah, Dorman's laser pointing me like that, you're a drone pilot.

Wow, a doorman only venue, have you?

They didn't know they did no research exactly.

No, this is this was in the mid nineties.

There wasn't research was a bottom.

You had to get a book cyclop library.

Yeah.

The Internet was just like ship stable to lamp posts.

Yeah.

Wait, so you've never been back to Modesta.

No, I mean if you.

Well, we got a surprise for you.

This here door Gary Dorman.

You have the door man he was on that door's not a health gut.

We got mister modest.

Tenjerine Allow, and we got you guys two tickets economy on them Tradesta.

Three year lease, a three year lease on a beautiful one bedroom indos you have to pay for We got the first month.

No bathroom, it's a communal bathroom.

Communal bathroom shared.

I think you've I think you've had enough acid.

You got to share the health of Yeah.

So Modesta was about, have you guys ever had any like bottles thrown at you?

How bad has it got?

Didn't anybody throw anything at you ever?

Know?

But you get your nos very calm on The people put pete in the plastic car and they throw in the air.

We do that here too.

Well yeah, sorry, we do that at my apartment.

But it's an active love the British version of putting a layer around somebody's neck.

Hawaiian initiate my apartments in the basement of Bearnheim.

So that's why the act it's an active couple.

There's a gay sex there's a famous gay sex club in Germany where the ship basement.

You gotta see.

It's the it's the modesto of Germany.

You know what I'm talking about?

Sure, sure you did it.

People's mouth for urinals.

Yea.

Yeah.

Bombing in Germany is that it's always a little more subtle.

They could say, oh, if they clap, they clap, they make it seem like they clap.

And then after the show they come up to you and say, I liked your show.

The snare drum was a little too loud.

I liked the show.

It was better last time, wasn't it.

Yeah, And this, this characteristic of the German music personality is so well documented and famous that somebody actually started a Twitter account called German Music Opinion.

Everybody just writes in, you know that, just at German Music Opinion, all the almost you know xerox, you know, identical experiences they've had post show with it with what theoretically are their own fans.

Yeah, like critiquing the Yeah.

But I don't know if you consider it a bomb.

It's definitely a deflation, but not expose.

So they just like taking a little break.

Wait, so you got pissed throwing at you in England?

No, No, that was a Blur.

We opened it was a blur.

It was a Blur because the piss got in your.

Eyes, not the band Blur.

Band Blur got pissed throwing at them and.

Us what the band blur through piss on you know?

The Blur piste on people.

What the band Blur peede on the audience.

You're thinking some other band.

They're not called Blur.

Audience.

Wait, so Blur the band was heckling the audience.

Wait, shows that you gotta put it up on the screen.

If that's wait, wait wait.

Tell us that tell us that.

I feel like we haven't gotten.

You gotta start over.

You know, it's just you know, in u K.

People get drunk towards the end of the festival.

So we played in Hyde Park right and we are like like first Bond and then.

Like Florence and the Machine and Blur played.

We can play.

But by the by the time by the time Blur came out, everybody was so drunk they started peeing in then they throw in the air, so it just spreads the clouds.

It's like a raining of.

Missed gathering at the jugg you know, insane clouds.

The people on stage.

Exactly.

Yeah, of France very shy, and they just grew pretty shy in Paris.

Then he got to Vermont and Amster, so.

It's not as bad as it sounded.

They're just throwing piss up in the air and like letting it shower down on them.

It's a nice minute.

It's not.

It's probably refracting in the life.

That's a sign of respect.

You guys have a song called piss Rainbow.

You think, right, and let's hear some of it.

Now, let's hear a little bit of piss Rainbow.

How did you guys start as a band?

You existed, wait in ninety four, there's no research, So how could you start an event?

I didn't.

I didn't join until ninety five.

Couple weeks ago.

Well, ninety five, okay, ninety five.

Yeah, you're in the weeds between ninety four and ninety five.

Let's say ninety five.

Remember that.

Do you remember Book your Own fucking Life?

Did you guys ever ever use that?

You know what I'm talking about.

No.

It was like if you were in a band and you needed to book your own tour, there was this fucking phone book called Book your Own Life that had the phone numbers of every single punk, every venue, and every every band member.

Yeah, it was basically.

Every place that was basically was every place that was going out of business that would let a band play.

It's just like it was, denys.

It was like a pizza parlor going out of business.

Sure spirit.

Yeah.

First at a place in El Paso, where when we arrived hoping to meet the promoter a k a.

The person whose number was in the book, walked in completely empty, no pa system, nothing.

The only person there a bartender.

Okay, go to ask the bartender we're deer Hook.

They've never heard of deer we're playing tonight.

I did not hear mentioned the promoter's name.

They've never heard of that person.

And then yeah, we We waited for about an hour.

The promoter did show up, went into a closet, pulled out two microphones, put them on the stage.

Relief.

Okay, we're going to have this show.

We're going to get paid, set up the microphones.

Left, and Modesto was worse than that show.

No no, no, no no, I'm I'm stacking him.

Building to a climax.

The two people who saw the show came up after the word afterwards and wanted to buy a CD.

And what they really wanted at actually was they were they had just gotten out of the army and they wanted They were thinking, we're going to start a recording studio.

Can we have your settings.

Or rad your obsess You guys want to play Friday.

We just opened up this place, and.

So did they?

Did they get join?

I don't know.

I'm just trying to keep the conversation moving.

Now I'm getting attacked.

They're about to come in, come in, got them.

You're acting like a woman's head, asking when are you going to start?

When they met, General Norman Schwartz Coffin pass deer Hoof was never the sick.

Do you guys get patriots from here on out?

When you when I met, When you guys met, do you remember what you were wearing?

Okay, that is yeah out just the thing you want to know.

He can't don't want to pay for this.

We're charging you whatever possible.

Do you remember what you were wearing when you first met?

No, Wow, Greig wasn't wearing much anything.

Shoes, yeah, so I thought, oh, it's a hippie band.

Correctly, Yeah, No, Tippy in the bathroom, they were disgusting.

They didn't like their ass.

It wasn't disgusting, but I had to always their hygiene was by Tippy before I go to practice, because there's no Tippy in the bathroom.

Did he cats always get into the closet.

And stuff and their filth core band.

But they had locks in Everything elements.

Yeah.

So there I filled the quirl with Justin Bieber elements ye.

Like yeah, So why did you decide to join such a filthy band.

The Shoes first time?

Yeah, they fed me.

They fed you.

You're starving.

I was a student, so I was starving.

You're confused, you're starving.

Yeah, she knew she was starving.

She wasn't confused.

Yeah.

Yeah, and they made they fed you.

Read and then like.

Bean Souper and like Harry Krishna.

Yeah.

Basically they gave you.

I don't know.

So if you enjoy christian they can give you.

They give you.

They don't give you Bean.

They meet you at that door and they throw urine in your face.

They throw your Yeah, tell me if everything's okay.

Yeah, and trapping signal.

So you've been human traffic by DIRA for thirty years.

Yeah, and we got.

With Aridre with Aridre.

Okay, what are some of the worst international gigs you guys have ever played?

What are some of the worst nationalities.

People?

There?

You go, you gotta go Steve Miller style, Steven Miller Band ever played.

I was thinking the same thing, but it was too slow on the uptake.

But you know our first Like when I joined the band, there was a bass player, bass player Rob.

He went to g Allen show.

You remember the story he didn't His friend went show in San Francisco and then of course on the stage and then picked up the pool and punched what's friend in the face lunch.

Yeah, so the poop goes.

His story for you could imagine, I got like logistical questions.

So he stuck it to his knuckles first.

Smushing through his knuckles from the It's like brass knuckles.

But ship it's it's not like brass.

No, no, no, because brass knuckles.

It's just one and done.

Kind of just at an event he played a contact.

I think this was more like boom and then kind of opened.

It was like a Jackson Pollock painting.

Yeah, it was.

It was alright.

And he ever watched his face again.

He's a super fan.

He's a face.

His face is going for one million egg on his face, already on his face, digested egg on his face.

So you you've been in Deer Hoof longer than yeah, and anybody really.

You were the first.

I wasn't the first, but the first, the first who exceeded me by one week.

Quit the band after you heard that gg Allen.

Story after he was on the podcast.

Has anybody who's quit the band then later been like, hey, can I come back again in the band.

You guys are killing it.

We are we're bombing.

What are you talking about today?

Last night brother.

So Rob moved to Berlin and I would say that we we did have a bit of a a bit of a what's German for faux pas?

Folk?

I don't know what.

Ah, it's a mistake.

It's a public mistake, social.

Embarrassment of a mistake that that causes you incredible amounts of shame.

And when I stepped up to the microphone while opening for the Red Hot Chili Peppers, who if they weren't throwing things at us, it was only because they were more invested in the booing that they were doing.

Or would checking in a in a in a hockey arena in Berlin.

Uh, readers from Canada, I woke up from my ancient slumber.

Okay, yeah, so you know hockey, So you know what the acoustics are like in an arena.

You try to say, you try to express your excitement by saying Berlin is tice.

Berlin is hot, and I'm sweating.

I'm the drummer, and you know, I'm working hard and I'm excited.

You know, the Chili Peppers are coming.

This is going to be cool.

I'm sweating and I'm trying to describe the audience as hot.

What they hear in the blurred you know, it's someone like that other band blurred acoustics.

You've seen them, huge fans you have to talk about.

I don't want to go there.

You don't understand.

That's what you don't understand.

And on no other podcast would this story be appropriate to Is that in the blurred acoustics of a Berlin hockey arena, Berlin is tice.

Sounds like Berlin is Yeah.

Yeah, that did not improve our standing.

The audience.

Ship into the microphone to amplify a million times, and your people who only want to hear one Bili Pepper song.

Anyway, why are you saying Berlin is hot because that's kind of strange.

That's strange though, too.

Your vocabulary being less limits.

Berlin is great.

Thank you.

That is so close to I understand.

We come on on your show, tell vulnerably.

We criticized.

Sorry, we give you some German praise.

We're just We're the girls and girls the movie.

But also you.

Could say that Berlin is the ship.

It was.

What happens after you say Berlin is ship.

Accidentally the already somewhat attenuated level of interest in our band, which was not on anyone's ticket and was not on the website where they were touring.

Yes, but full tour, yes, but this was before the era of research in Germany.

They weren't able to figure out that we were on the tour.

They thought they were.

They The thing is I started.

They did not like it.

Version longer, version is the.

All Every opener is for red pippers.

I don't think fans like open.

They don't like they want to see they paid for who they want to see you open.

They're angry, you think.

Just then this shoeless hippie comes up.

Yeah, they don't know.

How to start this show.

They mean her there's than you to, right, Who are they mean her to?

I don't really.

I mean, they're so far away from the.

State associated so you don't care.

Like but he's like Berlady ship us a.

Sh and I don't care for the red Chili Peppers and I'm like, Hey, the Germans do like ship.

Yeah, they do like ship.

So it could have been a it could have been a you know, Grand Slam, but it sounds like this show is not The show is not good.

It became less uncomfortable when I saw the same audience also totally bored and looking at their phones throughout the entire chili until they hit one of two songs.

O man, So yeah, it was what was.

The song that they came to hear Californication dream of Telephone.

In Farsi, caliphone cash, This is beautiful under the Downtown got to get chili peppers.

Out of.

Our friend John Daily made a fake red chili rippers on That's quite good and you should listen to it.

It's very funny sounds.

It's like it's like it's just like he goes, don't get caught by the Alabama slammer.

And then goes coming down to Glen Glyn.

It's more run out of the Yeah, it's like the Dina.

It's like Alter Dinu babysitter Hallelujah.

I thought I knew you.

There.

Like funk Ai, they're kind of easy listening.

Yeah, that's the first contient I ever saw it was the Chilli Peppers proven really proven.

Yeah, proven FaceTime fleet right now.

I love that video that just came out.

Shut the fuck up.

Somebody came up to them and like he was like on Saint Mark Street and they go, hey, what's up?

What are you wearing?

It's like one of those like how much you pay?

What are you wearing?

Any fun?

Up?

Might have I record you for no reason.

He's very nice, he is, He's very nice.

So that's why it was like extra satisfying, not the.

Fu with a recondre with a recondre.

But you guys don't drink anymore.

I do drink.

You drink not so much by but you've put it back, Yeah, put it back.

You slam it back because you're wasted.

Oh that's a good question, really good hammered.

Have you been on stage?

But I it sounds like yes, yeah, bombing, bombing?

I did bomb one night.

What happened tour?

What happened you bob?

You drink?

Yeah, yeah, you've been burying the lead?

Okay, so what happens paying is a picture?

So after the New Year's even then there was like like a load of champagne because it's a new Year's Year and we played the show opening open for super Far Animals.

In super Far Animals, a manager brought us.

A lot of champagne.

Champagne strong, yes, because it's not like prosecco.

The alcohol level is strong, strong, first saying it's New Year's somewhere.

You know, yeah, we know that's in this case the.

Worst carbonation.

It's bullshit.

Champagne second fermentation.

That's a real bubbles are real fake bubbles.

That's interesting man.

That Yeah, you've been to champagne.

I've never been to champagne, but I've drank it and it gets you drunk.

So you're okay.

So you're in London, you're backstage.

The guy from Super.

Fuzzy fucking Time Bombs or whatever, he comes hot.

I'm sorry, it's something the bands that you've grown up with.

I'm insulting your best friends.

Okay.

So the guy comes up case case of champagne, got tons of champions, but he's got enough.

He's got enough, and you start what drinking right out the bottle or what?

No, No, it's just a little bit a little.

But you don't realize how drunk you get.

Yeah, and we're waiting for the fireworks.

But you know Tammis River, I mean it's so beautiful, right yeah, and then I you know me john My, you know our bond mats.

He doesn't drink so John he stopped after the three of us, just n.

He's still he.

Still he still drinks through his own.

Yeah, and we got so much fun.

I was like, if he was really addicted to her.

But I don't really think about this joke.

She'll be fine, especially because we do heroin at the end.

That's how we wrap That's how we wrap things up.

But okay, so you're drinking champagne, you're looking at the fireworks.

You're not really thinking about how much champagne is going down.

At some point, somebody is throwing a fireworks.

You know, it's a British.

I mean, come on down.

Okay, So people are.

We were throwing bombs at you?

Yeah, you're not just the little ones, you know.

Yeah, just a little fire cracker.

Yeah yeah, you know those rats.

Yeah it's like black cats.

Yeah yeah, yea that yeah.

Yeah, but you were like, what, you know, I don't know.

Maybe we went back to hotel three or four in the morning.

Maybe maybe, but I mean we were all together, but I went into the elevator and sudden he felt, you know, bombing.

I felt, oh, I thought you were about to go on stage after your always.

I thought they were throwing crackers at you your waisted three or four in the morning, you get in the elevator, like, but where are you get on stage?

So it's fluids, we can make that happen.

So you were sober during the show, yeah, so it was after it.

But then you threw up in the elevator.

Yeah, but it was like everywhere.

It was a bomb so much in a champaign of my body liquid.

You're like a solo show, my body so much.

Audience audience like what.

You saw it?

Oh, I saw you row?

Oh boy, what's the movie?

What's the movie?

You just get out of the elevator, run to the room and just forget about it.

I told the people, because I mean it's obvious.

You told them you go.

Can you send more champagne to my room?

I lost half of my I spilled some from my esopagus.

I'm sending an elevator filled with barf down to the lobby.

I put a couple of guns in there and send it back up.

It's New Year's in London.

What are they going they expect there's gonna be some debauchery.

Thank you, thank you.

That makes me feel better.

But then people found your musician, your rock stars, like they want you to vomit.

It's the elevator.

Gregg sip with kim Meill t all night like a chicken.

You're like, you know, fucking Jim Morrison, you got you got to do the heavy lifting for the whole band.

You guys like mister Rogers.

Yeah, you're like Yellen and JJ Abrams.

Yeah.

I don't get it.

I don't get it, but it doesn't make any sense.

It sounds funny, but what's.

The That's all I need, That's all I need.

This is a low bar production.

She had at hell.

You've never been on you never performed drunk.

Well, well, hold on now.

I think our first tour we did ninety ninety.

Five, ninety percent of it was drunk.

No, no, no, it's just I thought, that's what you're saying, are very short.

Ninety percent of it that was fucking no.

We didn't I didn't sing melody or anything, so you know, I didn't improvisation.

You didn't sing melodies.

I used to just improvise just screen.

You guys are real loose with it in ninety five.

Yeah, you were winning it for the first couple of years.

No, no, and then somebody goes, let's write a song just.

First tour because you know I even last two years.

Yeah, you know, I joined the bond and we went on tour.

So I don't have any you know what I.

Mean memory of it because you're drunk.

I don't have any kind of a professional attitude tours, the you know, playing.

When you guys start getting serious, when did the professionals have kicked?

Well, when I started, you know, singing.

Doing at first you started to see we're just screaming.

Yeah, when did you start?

We have video of like the earliest show.

Yeah, can you can you look up earlier like the earl like I want to see.

I want to see footage of like the earliest show.

The Headless Lady who asked when you're going to start?

She actually, yeah, when you started to drunk.

It's just I screamed so much.

I had one beer and then screaming I lost my voice.

You know, so I'm careful.

You know now you have and you whisper.

I just thought of another great bombing incident.

We're at the Filmore.

Okay, it's a big moment for us, the biggest show we've ever played at that time.

It's nineteen ninety six or ninety seven, and we're opening for Sonic Youth Dream Come True.

We're playing the show.

Unlike the shows with the Chili Peppers.

It's going quite well.

People seem to like it.

We get to one really quiet part of one song in which so Tony, for the final time in our career, does scream, and it's an extraordinarily exposed moment of utter silence in which all instruments fall to no sound whatsoever.

It's pin drop level of concentration in the San Francisco audience, who now love.

Us Germany is ship Germany?

That was not said, he to the situation, So tell me does the scream?

And then from the far end of the film, were all the way at the other end, somebody.

Goes, she goes, and then we hear this.

It's like, it's so embarrassing, you know, it's the most exposed moment imaginable.

You know, it was like a total like gong show, you know.

And then we get to the end of the performance and as we're passing sonic youth like we're getting off stage and they're coming on.

They're like, oh did you see Nicholas cage?

Heckling question by the way show.

And then we didn't believe it.

And then our friend's roommate, our friend was at the show.

You your actual roommate, and she came to the show.

Tell that part of the story, you tell that part really well, this is not this maybe the fifteenth podcast.

She got on the bus on the way back, you know, thirty thirty eight gear or something.

But then Nicrol's cage came after she sat.

Down into Europe, but.

Into the bus Geary thirty eight Geary bus where my roommate.

Was from What's going home?

You know, because I put her on the guest list and stuff.

But she's like she doesn't help the coins, you know, you know, classic Nicholas.

You needed cash.

You know, it's like, hey, someone got you know that money for me.

So like my roommates I heard.

Here, your roommate was the one to get it.

Sounds like he was nickel.

Wow, good night everybody.

We gotta get him.

Out of here.

Oh I'm fucking dizzy.

Wells left to be said any other bombing stories you like to throw in there.

So we have people call in with problems and we have the guests try to help them with their problems.

Okay, let's hear this guy's bombing story, because I don't.

Know this is a So my brother and I we used to go to the y m C A swummer camp back a swummer camp consumer.

You know, pretty white lady you know she would take it.

Yeah, the sleepovers on the weekends.

So I pull up, you know what I mean, getting some pizza.

I was like, yo, I've never had five slices of pizza, so I pounded them in, you know what I'm saying.

Next thing, I know, to go to the swimming pool for like you know what I'm saying, the evening activities.

Lo and behold a whole pull full of like one hundred kids.

You know, I'm assuming that all of a sudden, the pizza started talking.

Next thing, I knew, I got five slices of cher all over the British everybody gets out on.

The one weird.

So do you guys have anything to say to that?

He said, that was a pretty white lady at the y m c.

A.

He said he was going to the y m c A.

His voice was hot.

Yeah, so where did he go wrong?

Which he turned right?

No?

No, no, that was the result.

What was the mistake?

Five slices?

Are you even paying attention?

And he doesn't normally eat five slices?

He established that that's what guys are, Just like I got a sound intelligence, So just throw in some is there somebody?

Is there anything better than that haunting fucking what was spine shattering?

Butthole clunching?

Prison confession?

Yeah, anyway, I'm getting the electric chair later, but I wanted to confess this crazy pizza story a lot of people before.

Let me tell you a story about pizza.

I'm about to get lethal, but I wanted to make one, but Judge said I could make one final from prison.

All right.

First of all, love the fact that this is a seven one six number.

Go Bill, here's my bombing story.

When I was in high school, I used to volunteer around the holidays at UH, this daycare program for adults with disability UH.

And I remember one year, sixteen seventeen, we were playing bingo with some of the adults and the Wham song Last Christmas was playing and everyone was kind of singing along to it, and I had been chatting to this one.

Guy playing Bengo with him for a.

While and I felt like we had a good rapport going on.

So when the line give it to someone Special came on, I thought it would be really cute to point to him and sing the line.

So the song said give it to someone Special, and I pointed to him and I said, like you, and this.

Man looked me dead in the eyes.

And said, the fuck is that supposed to mean?

And I said, this is jazz.

I don't know, and.

I just thought it would be cute and funny.

I should mention that we all wore Christmas themed costumes, so I had a big Rudolph nose on and my face basically turned as red as that nose.

So he proceeded to tell me, you know what, you look special with that nose on.

And there are very few nights where I try to fall asleep and don't think about that story.

So, uh yeah, all right.

Well, Trouble Murderers called it Trouble Sleepy Murderers called it.

There's a death row.

In a staphole segment on the show for a while, giving given.

Guys a voice, I really appreciate.

That you guys are letting people bomb when they tell a story.

There, I go, all right, listen up, we got some special for you.

Got a burning story that you're itching to tell about when you bombed or absolutely fail in life.

Now's your chance to tell me all about it, Babo.

I want to hear your worst, most cringe worthy what the fuck was I thinking?

What just happened moment?

So pick up your phone and dial seven one six Bombing.

That's seven one six two six six twenty four sixty four and leave me a voicemail and we.

Might just play it on a future episode.

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