Hey, what's up at Sara Andre weirdly podcast Bombing.

My next guest is Blake Anderson, comedian, actor, humanitarian sex symbol.

Today we talked to Blake about him breaking his back, him royally fucking up on Celebrity Jeopardy, and him giving a cool interview.

And since that to you?

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Bombing with Eric Anddre.

Okay, ladies and gentlemen, I'm with Nick Rutherford.

Hi, everybody, welcome to the show.

Welcome to Bombing with Nick Rutherford.

Really, well, that's not what it says there.

It says with Eric Andrey.

Are you even looking at it?

I think we should call this podcast two guys, one cup.

Okay, and we poop together?

We pooped together in a cup?

Ratings.

Can you imagine?

Can you imagine?

We could quit our day jobs?

We can quit our night jobs now.

I love my night job.

I never quit it.

Night job is l right day job.

I'm a dancer.

Okay, without any other further ado, dare I say, okay, my dearest from a gem is a gem?

The what in only wickedly talented?

Dare I say the end to my egg?

The p in my pod, my.

Soul mate, that dizzy Wow, workaholics.

What was that show you did.

With lemourn Woke whoa yeah name that?

Let me see what's going on here on your hand?

You got a surgery.

This was a temporary tattoo.

That is, it's peeling off quickly.

Oh I thought it was like a surgical thing.

Yeah, it's like a foil tattoo.

It is.

It's kind of dope.

Right, you're gonna get a vasectomy.

I've been thinking about it.

I'm going to Durseys guy.

Are you I heard he does it with his hands?

Though?

What do you mean?

Like he takes your nuts and he pulls them.

Up people their mouth.

I mean that's how I would like it.

But I'm telling you, like a magician finds the seam and he just you know, the seam on the nuts.

With his hands and it breaks.

Sometimes it's like when you open a bag of chips and a couple fly out.

So yeah, I'm thinking about it, but I don't know if Durseys guy is the guy.

He's not great.

Seen what his dick looks like now, and it's mangled.

You can't go to the hands held again.

Us a tool shop around our buddy just got.

I'm like I need to get sipped, sipped, I need to get snipped.

I have children.

I don't need the children.

Yeah, I don't just want to.

I've been done.

Do you want more?

To know?

I didn't want any so you.

You're fertile man.

You know this is being recorded, you know, I know, and I hope they look back on this.

This is why I started a company.

Now, why did you have all these accidental children?

Do you like leaving it in and basically your old school, you know, dog school.

You want to talk about bombing bro don't bombing the pussy dog.

You shot up the club terrorism multiple times.

Due I can't help it.

You can't help it.

When I get in there, I can't get out.

Like you know, long you're just staying longer.

You're just feeling the energy, if that's what you want to call it.

It's probably the vaginal wall.

You w you enjoyed trading your.

Essence to I will say I love my children.

They pull out game.

Half the time.

I don't even know when I've came really like, did it happen.

Three kids too?

I might have to who knows the oldest kid?

And how do you get so jacked up?

You're like Tony Cavallero.

Damn, he's huge beef.

It's all garage workouts, but you do it a lot because you resent the kids.

You're like.

Every time you're.

No, it's not resenting.

I have to defend them.

If i'm the father, extreme.

And you can't be fathering, it gives you time.

Well, no, but if if a homeless person attacks my family on the street, I have to be able to shunt.

You have to be able to throw your kids somewhere in this tree.

Really, daddy's gonna run.

Daddy's gonna run.

You hide in the tree.

Yeah, similar to what a cheetah does in the wild.

You eat healthy.

No, No, then how are you so ripped?

Because why are you seeing them so ripped?

I'm just oversized teeth.

It's the garage workout, you.

Yeah, it's like an unbreakable unbreakable have you seen that movie.

With Bruce Lee.

No, that's the one who got shot at It's the crow.

It's like the crow exactly.

It's the crow.

My father like, yes, okay, So the podcast is called Bombing.

It's about bombing.

We want to know your worst bombs.

It doesn't have to be standing up.

It could be a show, a movie.

Whatever it could be in life, just awkward Thanksgiving.

Could be these two kids you have.

Went into a couple.

I actually have like a very like infamous, notorious, great bombing story.

That's your We're all could actually pull it up like on the internet.

You can watch it.

Yeah, are you aware of my my the movie Dope?

Yeah?

Okay, well my press run was pretty legendary.

Oh really, what happened the Cincinnati interview?

I never saw that?

Okay, okay, so I'll set the stage.

Should we pull it up?

I don't know.

This seems like a still photo.

Like a TV.

It was twenty fifteen.

Okay.

So the movie Dope, we had just it was a little indie film that I did.

We had just taken it to sun Dance and sold it to Yeah.

Yeah, it was dope, Like the whole the Dope was dope.

The whole experience was really cool.

We took it to Sundance, it got sold to Sony, and so they decided to do kind of a you know, like a morning press thing.

Right.

But this was all coinciding at the same time as the Golden State Warriors, who I'm a big fan of.

They were having their first their first championship run.

Okay, and the night.

Just stole you just stole Jimmy buckets from us.

Yes, that's how you know the heart of a champion.

Your pants and keep playing.

You're a competitor.

But the night before I had to do press for dope, the Golden State Warriors had won their very first championship twenty fifteen.

So you're on fucking cloud now you're partying.

Nothing's going to stop the train from leaving the station.

You're having like lile, were you at.

The game or you just watched it?

No?

I the press run in Cincinnati.

No no, no, no, okay, wait, it's it's via saddle, not fly me to Cincinnati.

You're in the Bay Area in LA at the time.

In the Bay right right right at the time, we're still filming.

We're in the middle of filming a season of Workaholics, got it.

I had actually watched the game at the Workaholics house with my brother.

But forty bumping in the background.

Of course, lots of forty lots of mac dre sure, spice one, spice girls, Spice girls, we want spice smoking, lots of spice from Dune.

Of course, of course, get hammered.

This is odd.

Do you remember there was this bar called Black Hollywood.

It was like on Santa Mona.

Yes, and it was all black.

It was in Hollywood proper.

Yes.

It was like a skateboarder hangout.

I like that spot.

It was dope that.

Like I've definitely been there.

It's kind of teaky emporium.

It's like that strip of like gross.

It was where they where there's like drink spots.

Yeah, like the Sears that is now, Yeah, that's completely gone.

You guys might be thinking of a different place.

Black was, yes, Elsa, Okay, yeah it was.

It was.

It was like surrounded by peep shows.

There was some beef shows.

I don't remember that.

It's my gold Diggers yea, okay, so it was the heyday of that.

So the Warriors are just one.

I'm like my buddy at Teba Jefferson.

Are you drinking at Black or are you drinking at the house.

I'm drinking at the house.

I'm drinking everywhere I go.

But okay, my buddy at Tiba, who was kind of a co owner of Black, he was like, we're going to take the party to Black, and.

You know he's not actually.

He just he loves time.

He's a good time.

He's a good time Charlie.

He likes to support his friends.

We go to black Tony Hawk is in the on the balcony.

I've never met Tony until this day.

He's like, he's like, hey, what's up.

You know, really nice guy.

I'm like, I'm totally on his lap and take a picture.

It's like, say, I give him the low down the Warriors of One.

He's like, Oh, then we got to pop some champagne.

So we're just on the little balcony area, the outdoor area, patio patio popping champagne, drinking.

The bartenders know us there, so you can stay as late as you want to.

Ended up staying till like four in the morning.

Right I get home.

I don't remember any of this, but I most definitely fell asleep in my garage because that's where I was woken up by my girl at the time, with.

Your with a tube going into your window from your exhaust exactly.

I'm like, I'm going out on top.

I'm going out on top.

That's it for me.

Oda State.

We didn't.

Take me so six am I suppose it is.

My girl is kicking me, kicking I'm on the ground of my garage, carpeted garage.

I'm on the ground.

She's nine and a half months pregnant.

Yeah, it's like, sweetheart, take me to the hose.

You got to get to the gig.

She's like, there's a there's a black car here to take in PRESS.

I was like, oh fuck, like I I had forgot I didn't set my alarm.

I'm like, okay, I'm gonna just get ready super quick, take a shower, maybe maybe sober up.

On the ride to to PRESS, I get in the car wearing like a blue teacher says like, stay anonymous.

I'm not gonna stay anonymous today.

I'm gonna be this is.

The day you've become.

But I'm like, I'm like, I'm young.

I'm young.

The hangovers, I I can flip really quick, right, like I'm but I mean, I was drinking till four.

This isn't even a hangover city.

But I'm like, I'll the car ride, I'll get it together.

The studio where I'm doing this, like Press, it's like via satellite, right, nothing's in person.

Was so fucking close to my house.

It was like literally two blocks away.

I rolled down the hill and they're like, we're here, and I was like, huh.

I go into the studio.

They sit me down and I'm just staring in like a screen.

It looks just like a black mirror.

I'm like looking at myself.

I'm like, what is about to happen here?

They throw me right in to live with like the local news dude in Cincinnati, a morning show, just a morning show.

And on the way in, I knew I needed to eat something, so I grabbed a bagel.

This is important because this is the this is the most iconic moment.

It's it's followed me and he's like, oh hey, like Cincinnati, We're here with Blake Anderson, one of the stars of the new movie Dope.

And I'm like shooting it.

He's like, oh hey, okay, so I see you have a You have a donut and I'm like, is a bagel?

He's like, oh okay.

I'm like it's a it's healthier.

It's a healthy decision.

I'm like, so, I'm like, I'm like my dreaming the movie.

Oh yeah, I'm like, it's a healthy Jesus.

Actually, I've heard that, like some donuts are more healthier than bagels.

And I'm like oh, Like I kind of felt like he was like, I'm like, oh, then forget this, and you see, I'm about to say the word ship and I catch myself and I go stuff.

That was the first clue that I was not well.

He was like all producers of dope just like ripping their hair out, like.

Yes.

So he ends up like asking me about my character, and I like can't form thoughts, dude, I'm I'm I'm drunk.

I'm like, I'm like pretty much blackout, and he's asking me.

He's asked me.

I'm like, I tell him like Cincinnati, you know how it is.

I don't even know what I'm saying at this point, and my character like sells drugs.

He's like, yeah, sure, I feel bad watching it back.

I like feel bad for the guy because he was he was trying to get me out of it.

Can we pull it up?

You're trying anyways, it's.

Got to be better than this retelling it.

Yeah.

He ends up asking me like about what my role is, and I stumbled through it so much that I'm like, I'm sorry, dude, Like I am so tired.

It's like I don't He's like, it's early okay, and then I end up saying I end up saying the war last night, I d saying last night, the Warriors won the fucking championship.

You say that, you and it immediately goes black and you know, like those you know those moments when you're you're fucked up, but something really real happens and then all of a sudden, like you're not drunk anymore.

It was like it went black and that mirror was right back there, and I saw myself and I'm like, oh fuck, like movie.

I was like, I was like, there goes my fucking career, and all the like press people in the back like come out and they're like are you Like you're good, You're good, and I'm like, oh my god, like I'm so sorry, Like I I wasn't.

I felt like I was in a dream, like I'm I'm good now, I'm good.

Now, I'm good now, I'm good.

Yeah, yeah, exactly, sorry shoot in my veins.

I did the rest of the press day after that.

I snapped out it.

I haven't seen those interviews.

I'm sure they were yes, because they were like should we pull the plug?

And I'm like no, I got this now, Like that's what I needed.

You have to.

I mean, but maybe it's sobered you a little bit completely.

I think we have it.

We have a pulled up it's a it's a it's god, it's okay.

So it was just in Cincinnati, So I'm telling myself like, I'm like, oh, it's cool.

It'll just be like Cincinnati Local tm Z picked it up.

It does look like a donut.

To be fair, it's a bagel.

I'm responsible.

Oh your more donuts in my life.

That's direct healthier than bagels, some of them at least.

Really Yeah, damn then I don't want this stuffing.

Blake, thanks for joining us out here this morning.

Man, let's talk about the film Dope.

Give us a little bit of the premise here.

There's basically.

These heights how to get over trouble or how to do things without getting into trouble.

I guess.

You can hear my mouth.

Yeah, Cincinnati, right right, yeah, you know you know how it is, Cincinnati, we get into trouble.

You know it's up, but it's worldwide.

Now you can sell.

Drugs over the internet.

Yeah.

Basically character is, uh, you know, the kids just stumble across some drugs, but.

My character offers them away.

Out there just it was really you know, yeah, yeah, I just woke up like five minutes ago.

You were sleeping.

Hell yeah, it was like six o'clock over here.

It was christ But were we appreciated very early, and I'm very tired.

You know, the ware is one of the championships.

Hey, we gotta go.

We're gonna okay back for me back over here.

That's if you want to see this again.

You can check it out on YouTube.

I'm sure in just a couple of hours.

And we apologized for the language right there.

And we do these interviews and usually the stars are pretty polite there, and that was totally out of our control, and we do apologize.

He called.

So yeah.

I thought since it was just like local Cincinnati, maybe it would just like I ended up getting like a text from because Adam Devine was doing Mike and Dave need wedding dates in Hawaii.

I ended up getting a text like, hey, this is Zach Effron.

Just watch your interview.

It's the best thing I've ever seen in my life.

I was like, oh no, this is gonna go everywhere.

I don't It's like it's pretty on brand though.

Well that's works.

Movie is called dope, dope, So.

I guess the like happy end of the story to do this, So Sony was not pissed at all.

They're like, oh okay, Like this was great for press.

We had a viral moment like I'm expected to be sort of this fuck up wild.

So it really brand.

It really did that, and she will she will.

With Adre Withdre.

What about bomb on stage?

Bombing on stage?

I've done a few, Like me and the dudes used to do sketch comedy.

And what's the most wasted you've been on stage or in public?

It was kind of recently when we took our.

We did we did a tour.

We did a tour for our podcast This is Important.

We did like a thirty city tour and the second date was in Chicago at the Chicago Theater and I I like the.

First dates podcast.

Yeah, yeah, we don't have any prompts or anything.

We just bullshit the whole time.

And the first date we did in like Boston was awesome.

I'm like, damn, this tour is about the rock dude, it could get fucked up.

Just go on stage, feel all good.

We went to Chicago and you know they have that drink alert.

Yeah, yeah, I was like, okay.

Street condoms.

Yeah, I took a bottle of that on stage with me and you bottle.

I didn't pound the bottle, but I was hitting it during the audist like it's like a.

Proof, Like, yeah, I don't think it's that fine alcohol.

I think it's like I think it was made in Chicago by a European immigrant like one.

Hundred years ago.

I like this.

I think this is it and it was like supposed to be in tomorrow.

But it's so bitter and the taste is so awful and it's so cheaply made that it makes everybody throw up.

But I don't think it's like a proof.

I don't think it's like ever Clear moonshine or something.

I assumed it was.

Like I think it's high enough.

I think it's like high enough.

It is like it's like sickening.

You do it like as a dre now you got to drink, yes, exactly, Yeah, it's not that a water bottle you bring on steak.

No no, no, no no.

And I guess, I like, I guess, you know we're doing the park.

I guess.

I didn't talk for like fifteen minutes straight and of course it's a podcast, so if you need to talk, right, the guys were like, Blake, you gotta say something.

I was just like, so that was I mean, it wasn't Terri, it was on brand as well.

So wait, you bombed on Celebrity Jeopardy.

Oh dang, you're going to call that a bomb?

I mean, what happened?

I just read I definitely lost, but I don't.

I don't know if I would call it a bomb.

But you were fucking up the whole time.

No, I got like twenty six answers.

Correct.

Oh really, it's just it says here you were like fucking up all the questions.

Well the answered a.

Beck said you were fucking everything else.

Well the ghost Yeah, you went on Celebrity Jeopardy and you were tanking.

No I did, Okay, I lost, I did lose fall apart the very end.

I got the last daily double and I went all in and the question was about fucking Vikings and I don't know my Viking lore too well, but.

You were cocky.

Well, I had all the money you were raising for Planned Parenthood out the window.

Yeah you went under.

Now you have to get now, I have to you have I owe them more.

Last place, we can all get abortions.

Sorry, because of your jeopardy.

Now we all got to get that guy to rip our balls.

Sorry, I can do it, bad guy from Indiana Jones.

I got you, I got you.

Yeah, yeah, So why did you Why did you wager?

Why were you so cocky about the Viking thing?

Well, you don't know the question before you wager, right, exactly exactly, you have the category.

No, it was very it was explorers or something.

And I know, Sir Francis Drake, I know Magellan.

Yeah, I know some ship, you know, some ship, but then they pulled out.

Did you go to college?

I did you major in theater?

But it was community imagine it was like a theater kid.

I didn't like it.

I didn't like it.

Did enough of your acting?

Well, theaters a little right, theaters.

A little different than doing like the highest form of the.

I know, but I like, you know, like to get like what's it called your major, you have to like pull curtain and all this stuff.

And I was like, like, work, be like a techie.

Yeah, how you do.

I went to school for theaters for twenty years.

I didn't want to.

There's lots of a lot of it's a lot of that.

Theater thing.

Have you done this where you lay on each other's stomachs and like a chain and then if you start laughing, it becomes like.

This get I swear it's a thing.

It's like a bind.

Well now it's camp is theater camp?

Yeah, which is subway kind of thing.

Yeah, Well if.

You're not, you know, if you're the age of the people that he's.

Into everyone theater, Well, your children.

I don't do it with children now.

But then, but then, well I.

Was a child that came Yeah.

Okay, so you went to theater school, but you don't like theater yet you are a professional actor.

I didn't go to theater school.

I went to community college for theater.

Well in the Bay.

No, it was Orange Coast Community College.

It's in like coast to Mesa, like OC.

So you turned your back on the Bay.

I did.

I?

Well, I thought that Orange County was close enough to Hollywood that like maybe I would.

Was in the o C.

But you're from what marine?

I'm from Conquered where's that kind of by marine?

It's north of the Golden Gate Bridge.

East, Like it's even more of like a dorky suburb.

Yeah, like a.

Mystery of this.

Kay weird.

You don't want to talk about it.

Home, like it's a stop on bart But I'm not from like Oakland or San Francisco or Berkeley or anywhere cool.

You're fron.

I wish.

Something that's even a little cooler.

I'm from conquered.

I don't know.

I would have to look at the map for Sonny.

So you go to theater school and oh ce you hate acting, but for some reason you chose I'm.

Going to choose to do this for the rest of my life.

This ship.

Yeah, I just wanted to do like comedy and sketch and ship.

I didn't realize when you are a theater major you got to be in like musicals, so.

You were class clown.

Yeah yeah, but then you had to sing like show tunes like this.

You were like, god, I hope I get it, Daddy war.

Bucks, Yeah totally.

What musicals did you do, damn Yankees?

Whatever level want?

Yeah, dude, absolutely, yeah the musical Yes, Bill Gibson, right, yes, yeah, I wrote musicals.

Did you know.

It was your biggest role?

Do you have cool hair back then?

I had more of like an afro?

Really?

Yeah?

But what happened.

I just started because you're ashamed of being black.

Yeah, I needed to hide that.

You can't be black when you come from Concord.

No, no, no, no, no, no, everybody was from Oakland.

Where the grapes are from.

I looked that up recently.

No, No, I think that's in New Hampshire.

They make the jet.

There, the Conquered Jet.

Yeah, what is that.

It's like a super fast jet record right from Concord.

I think I don't feel like does that have an E at the end of.

The only plane you can eat grapes on?

Yeah?

No, it doesn't ring a bell?

No, no, no.

They had a jazz label, Conquered Jazz label.

Okay, that's us up.

Were your parents like hippies kind of.

No, they're they're stiff.

They're from Iowa.

They're uptight, I want to say, up tight.

Racists.

They're mellow.

Yeah, they're mellow, like too mellow, a little bit too.

Yeah, they probably fair, they probably should.

They did drugs, A lot of drugs.

No, I think my dad burners.

I think my dad did a lot of drugs.

Are they still together?

No?

They got divorced.

Yeah, a long time ago, and it was tough no, it was easy yeah for me really Yeah, I was three.

Oh okay, yeah, I thought you were like thirteen.

Yeah that sh it's probably hard.

That'd be tough.

Yeah, I don't.

So you don't remember them together, not really.

Their marriage was a bit of a bomb.

Yeah.

Yeah, that's so you're like, you basically came into this world after a bomb.

Okay, My life is a series of bombs.

That's what this podcast is all about.

With Aridre.

With Aridre, I heard that work of hauling sound is what Adam told me that you guys lived and shut the house for the first season, which is like disgusting.

Martin Scorsese famously says, never let a crew in your house.

Oh, I know, it's against like disgusted.

Yeah, And he said, Adams told me the house is so nasty that you guys had a rat infestation and like you and him would like spray rats with for breeze and.

Whack him on that heads and ship.

It's the night of many kills.

It was like one night where we were so sick of rats like being in our house that we brought the fight to them.

We had to end up going into like the the attic and we just found like a hub of like baby oh yeah, baby rats keep resetting the trap over and keep you just hear it goes.

We just watched TV here the Clacks.

So Bhermader.

We couldn't afford.

It well seasons yeah, yeah, it was not cashed, and we didn't know how long and how successful the show would be.

So it's like we'll do it ourselves.

We'll do it ourselves.

It was really weird.

It was a trip because you would get like woken up by like a pa, like literally.

Out of here.

That's a good idea.

You want to sleep.

Because Comedy Central was paying our rent like we.

Did, and you were so broke at the time, You're like, fuck.

Yeah, we were rent free.

It was it was kind of like everything.

Yeah, you guys like Vane, I remember that.

It was it was cool house.

Yeah, you came over for.

Class.

We would like rehearse bullshit scenes together.

In the house.

Oh, it's so funny.

That's where I didn't believe him about where He's like, I'm doing a show and we're going to do in this house.

I was like sure, yeah, right.

The other thing was is we had filmed the whole season, but they were waiting to premiere it on the back of a south Park So we had to wait for South Park to have a new season for us to come out.

So we had to We told everybody like, yeah, we filmed the whole season.

A television year went by.

They're like, uh, in your house, yeah, uck with that, but you just keep delivering pizzas.

Okay in South Park.

This show that's notoriously very slow to make.

Yeah, yeah it was.

It was a process, but eventually we got off the ground.

So what was this Night of the Thousand Rats?

That was just like we just we were invested.

We had an infestation, like it would be so it would be like I have a chick over in my room, you know, and you at night you would hear my door was like in the hallway, you would literally hear the rats trying to claw into my room.

Oh my god.

And you're just like about that, Yeah, this is she's my theater rats.

Yeah, no, it was.

It was a dark time.

This lady that was an emergency room an e R nurse I met at an Ayahuascar Retreat.

I was like, what was the mozz gnarlely that she lived?

She worked in a hospital in East New York, which is a very very rough part of New York City, and it's where Mike Tyson's from.

And uh, I go, let's give me a gnarly yer story.

She goes to there was this lady that came in.

She was very, very old, cheriatric lady who had she had had diabetes for some reason, little to no circulation and.

Her feet, her feet were very swan.

A rat broke into her house and ate her foot like while she was alive, and she was so old and decrepit.

The rat almost ate the whole foot.

So she just came in.

This rat was a.

Since yesterday.

Okay, I'm gonna take a little doggie bag bold rat.

That's crazy.

That's kind of like, that's crazy because she was still alive.

Yeah, like.

About people when they die and then like their dogs like eat start eating their dead body and stuff.

That's metal.

That's what happened to Uh.

Oh right, that's.

Wait.

What happened with Gene Hackman is it's pretty.

Dark, poor guy.

This is sad.

It's a very sad podcast.

Yeah, this is the part we get real kind of the saddest talking about my parents too.

Now we're just going.

Through legendary here, we're getting it back together.

That's cool.

Okay, not you, I know you don't want to talk about.

This, then it's not.

But oh god, yeah that's a bump.

Yeah that's is that a well it ain't.

You were a bombing you were doing, you were making, You're dropping bombs.

Yeah, wait can you tell us about that?

Tell us a tale worth one thousand tunes?

I mean it was.

This was after the work Ahogs House.

Me and Adam weren't done being roommates together.

That's also crazy.

Yeah, We're like, we gotta keep living.

Studio.

It's like, if we combine our income, we could get a really cool fucking house.

Yeah, so we decided to go rent a crib and Holly, yeah he still is to this day.

I love that guy.

So we got our super dope crib in the Hollywood Hills and we were throwing a Christmas party, like fucking everybody showed up, like we had like flying lotus DJing.

Like when you guys start getting famous.

Yeah, yeah, this party was sick.

Yeah.

Sean White's there, fucking mindy kayling life.

Yeah, all of a sudden, like all of odd future rolls still the party new Yeah, and I was like obsessed with them.

I'm like, I've seen their videos.

I'm like, these guys are so fucking cool.

They're all probably not of legal drinking age, but there was definitely a lot of drinking going on.

And we had this beer pong table that Comedy Central had sent us for like promotion.

It said, like workaholics, this beer pong table.

And there were kids up on the roof of the house or the odd future affiliates, and one of the kids was like, I'm gonna jump off the roof onto the beer pong table, and everybody's.

Like, yeah, do it.

Do it?

He gets scared.

He's like, nah, never mind.

I'm like I'm at the my house party.

I'm seeing everybody with jazz.

I'm like, fuck it, I'll do it.

I'm faded high drinking all that stuff.

Go on the roof.

I'm like, here we go.

I've done.

I did like backyard wrestling as a youngster, so.

You still got a little bit in it.

I could take it off the top rope.

I ended up jumping onto the dive.

It's just about it was like not even that high.

It's like twelve fifteen feet.

It's pretty significant.

Well, the thing was.

The thing was is I was gonna land on the table, so I'm like it'll kind of like inform my body to fall certainly.

But this fucking table was so like cheap and paper thin that when I landed it on it with my feet, I went right through it like it was a piece of paper and I just basically just like stood straight up.

It just hit like yeah, it was just like speared if you just jump like straight.

So that made my whole spine kind of.

Compact in the in the moment where you like rushed to the hospital like right then or did you know?

So I'm like.

That hurt, but I'm like I'm cool, Like you know, you don't want to be like party one.

So I ended up like walking up upstairs and I'm like I'm talking to Flying Lotus because I'm like i want to DJ next, you know, and he's like, okay, well you're up, and I'm like noticing when I'm talking to him, like I'm hunched over.

He's like, so I'm like okay, and I like try to stand up straight, and it like the pain was like a violin screech, just like and I was like, oh shit, I fucked up.

I'm gonna just go to bed, but I was still so like, you know, partying, so I'm like in pain.

I just end up drinking niquil, passing out, and then when I woke up in the morning, it's still hurt, very bad.

Oh no, so called the ambulance and oh no, Yeah, I had broken my back.

I had to go into surgery for like seven hours.

Really, yeah, what do they do?

Do you have like a pen in there now?

Yeah?

I had like a plate with some screws.

I think it has since fused and it's part of me.

Is there any Do you have full feeling in your legs?

Yeah, I'm all good.

I was very close to being.

Paralyzed, full motion, ful feeling.

Yeah, I'm all good, but really close to paralyzation.

Yeah.

That's fucking terrifying.

Yeah it sucks.

It bummed my dad out, that's like.

Yeah, when they told him that, he was like got emotional and I was like, yeah, that's fucking like, I'm sorry, guys.

Yeah, in a couple of years, I'll do this thing on a dope interview.

It overshadowed.

Yeah, yeah, but luckily I was like in pretty good shape and like the recovery it went pretty pretty pretty smoothly.

How long ago was this.

Last week?

Yeah?

No, I think it was like twenty twelve or something, So it's been a minute.

Dang full you fully not nothing.

Yeah.

I mean my back gets sore, but I'm like, maybe it's because I'm just old, like yeah, everybody.

Yeah, but it'll it'll get sorey as well.

But I can jump, I can run, I can fuck.

We know that, we know that, we know that.

There's a couple of spermail.

That's for sure.

Stop.

Yeah, man, Blake, you are a hero.

Thank you.

You are an actor's actor.

Thank you, your comedian, your father of multitudes, accomplished, accomplished jeffary contestant, you bankrupted planned parenthood in a single round of Jeopardy.

You have more kids than Nick Cannon and Elon Musk celebrity entertainer combined.

And more importantly, you're a friend.

Thank you, Blake Anderson.

Everybody, thanks guy, Thank you.

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