What's up.

It's Bei Wang here your favorite producer for Bombing Again, where Eric Andre talks to comedians, artists, and other interesting people about the worst bomb of their careers.

Last week, the Bombing Team selected a few staff favorites, so here's another compilation of our favorites from this season.

This week we have clips from Cosmo Lambino, Queen of Melrose, Comedians Lisa Traeger and Jay Jorden, Blake Anderson and Sarah Squirm, Robert Smigel, Triumph, the Insult, comic Dog, DJ Who, Kid Chef, Brian Soou and Derek Beckles enjoy.

Bombing bing with Eric Andre.

The Queen of Melrose aka Cosmo Lombino.

I want to know why are you on cops.

That's a bit of a bomb and I love that you ever selling a perfume called Mike.

That's what we have to put this image up on the fucking he servant.

You're selling a signature sent called my cunt.

You know what's prutty and salt?

Yes?

Wow, you guys get some Wow.

I sold out?

Yeah, I need I need something.

You want to smell Cosmos cunt?

I want to smell Cosmo.

I never thought I did I do?

I always know, I always do.

I was on the.

Fence, but now I'm now I'm no longer of fence.

I'm okay, So cops, we got to talk about why are you on cops?

So I'm in La.

This is when I first come to La again, and I'm here for a few years, and I go, let me go buy some drugs.

So I wear a like this Azida sweatsuit and my my twin brother and a baseball hat.

And I don't look like this at all.

I look like my twin brother.

Right to go, bad neighborhood.

So anyway, I'm a cat and Santa Monica Boulevard there was the drug spot there, so there I go, I'm buying drugs.

And then all of a sudden they're like, you're on cops.

And I turn around right as me and these two guys ready to go and get our freak on and have fun.

And I had the trucks in my hand, and I turned around and the first year of cops, Oh, so face and.

God stretch feet for me.

Don't move, okay, sure, what's your name?

Don't all right?

Jose from New York.

You want how long you've been out here?

Out it.

Have you got in your pocket?

You know, anything shop or anything.

I'm a jab myself on to you.

Then I'm gonna cut my cell phone and poke myself.

Okay, do you have identification or anything?

No idea, I just poked thout here.

But I just got a job on no road.

Did you see?

Yeah?

Where do you live at?

I'll stay with my mom and w hill are.

You done over in this part of the neighborhood.

I was looking for my god, won't you do my favorite?

Wann't you step back?

Watch step?

Okay, I'm step one over here for me.

Okay, stand next to the and they're like, we're gonna go see if you have a warrant, you know, and then if you sign this release, we'll let you go.

So I had all cocaine crack in my mouth and they're asking me questions and I'm praying that one don't fall out right right?

So anyway, So do they.

Like arrest you, put you in the car, and then have you sign a release and you can.

So they said, if you signed this release to show your face on cops, we're gonna let you go because I had a warrant.

So otherwise they would have suck me in.

I would have signed anything to go smoke my coke and get away from them, right so, and I'm like, it's not a thing, because who heard of Cops.

Nobody heard of A few weeks later, they're calling me from New York because it's three hours difference there, and they're like, I hear Cosmo in my living room.

I go, look at the CV.

Cosmo's on Cops.

You know.

So they just kept on playing that episode.

It was the first year of Cops, but till this day.

You know, the repeats, what you're going to do when they come for you.

They keep on playing that fucking episode.

Oh my god, nothing I could do about it.

I signed my cunts away.

I absolutely have.

That was when I was on to Catch a Predator.

I thought that those twelve year old girls what in Mike's hard lemonade?

And I was wrong.

I always feel bad for the guy.

I feel a little bit better.

I always want pedophile on that show.

Always.

I don't feel bad for pedophiles in general, but on the show, so we're kind of like, well, I'm not.

I'm always give him a break.

Remember, I'm like Georgia a little bit.

You know, He's all big stuff because the other side of it is the Chris Hansen Nazi guy and then this fascistic swat team that comes in.

You're like, I don't really like a fascistic swat team either, like police power destroying.

Yeah for lower class guy that feels weird too, can't fuck kids, I got it.

Yeah, there's.

My heart always goes out to the guys on that way.

It's overkilled, like yeah, devastated.

Yeah, that's kind of how I was, you know.

So yeah, that's what happens.

You know these fucking shows.

They set you up.

You know what celebrities have you worked with?

So I work with in Sync back in the day.

I made them the first outfits they ever performed.

Really, they came in with them.

You need your own museum.

Remember the manager that they fired, Yeah, the freak.

Yeah, So he came in with them and they wanted my outfits, and he didn't want to pay for them because they were kind of pricey.

So I had like Nikki six in my outfits back.

In the day.

You know, he did Motley Crue.

I did Motley Crue.

You see all your connections through your dad's restaurant.

How did you so into the pipeline of it's celebrity in LA.

Just opening a STOREM Melrose and the taste and I have them.

You'll see you made things well and you have good taste.

Yeah.

So the word was out.

There was a big buzz.

This is Queen on Melrose and your charisma, you know, and you're personable.

Yeah, so there was a vibe.

You know, I think you should run for mayor of Los Angeles.

To do it.

You're gonna be honest with you.

You know.

I just got into proclamation.

Did you hear about that?

What is that?

Like the emancipation proclaim?

It's Queen of Melrose day or so.

Now the mayor of West Hollywood gave me a proclamation like the Keys to the City a few weeks ago.

What is it?

Unlock?

Yeah, you know, it's just like basically maybe a free gym membership at the new gym.

Why don't you run for mayor or something?

Run for something, you know, something city council.

Never know what's going to happen.

I mean, like I went on the internet to sell address and here I am getting, like sitting with you right now in your podcast.

We're super fans.

They just flew me.

They just slew me to New York to do a huge brand deal for boys smell.

So it's a candle of luxury canoys smell boys smell.

Google it luxury candles.

Right, they have a locker room candle.

Yes, and they have like a like smelly nuts candle and all that.

Anyway, Jesus.

So they flew me there for like three days, and I'm going to be on the billboard Christmas, Yes, on the digital billboard, like pinch me, pinch me.

She went from burnt me balls says.

So it's a moment.

That's why I cried a little when you said something good, because it really is a pinch me moment.

I never thought this was happening, like sad leg really behind a dumpster, like down down Macarthough's Park.

You're a star.

It's just so charismatic and likable and down to earth that easy to work with.

Thank you.

Come on, have you ever eaten ass?

You know what?

I don't eat ass anymore?

Or German?

Because this guy's dick was so big and he was so like impossible.

What is it about the ass.

That he was really hard?

Why not down there help yourself, help yourself to the go down isn't it amazing?

It's the best feeling.

She's a bit of a freak.

Yeah, let's move forward.

Let's to change it.

So let's change this.

It's about you.

This is your.

Showy Okay, what's the worst gig you ever had?

What's the biggest bomb?

Bomb at a fashion show or a storf went under because you had a shady business partner or some celebrity fucking lashed out at you because you sucked something up.

So you guys the biggest bomb Guy's no awful one.

They sing that song.

I swear.

That's my riot profile song.

I can't afford this part of the back guy, I love you and give me those poppers.

Thank you so much.

I want to stick them on my whole right now.

So anyway, I are you working for them?

So I did their tuxedos for the Miss America pageant in Look New Jersey.

You got some high steaks gigs.

I did a lot of pressure.

I did a lot of good It's more pressure than people think.

It's fun, but it's stress.

It's a lot.

The Queen was like, yeah, yeah, but I really love that little bit a little bit about that.

So I really love what I did.

And that's what I came here for.

I came here to cut hair.

But I cut somebody's ear low off and I'm want to high on crack.

So that's waiting to take a couple of stories.

So my father was all looked up, so he carried the lead on that one.

He had me and he goes, when you come out here, I'm going to put you in the salon.

I'm telling you farah fawcet Liz.

Tell her you're going to be hooked up.

This is where they get their hairds on tailor and suns at boulevard.

So I come out here, I go to somebody's house.

So she wants a bob So.

No party.

I'm wired right, you tell us who it is?

Slaps Thank god, Barbara streisup.

This was She's not a celebrity, but she was a beautiful girl, you know, until your mutilated party girl.

So her hair was so thick, and I'm like, girl, you have big hair?

Girl?

Why is it that dick?

So I go cut it in the mirror.

She's crying and I'm like, why are you crying?

She's not saying how would you come?

My?

Oh?

You coming?

So anyone I went, no, I did, there's no blood and it was just such a clean cut.

And then when I went like like blood came out, I was like, oh my god, that's my career as a hairdresser.

Like I was devastating.

It was like the.

Another horror movie Terrifire Part four.

Did the lobe come off?

No?

No, it was cut, But thank god she didn ensue me.

She stitches.

She loved her haircut.

By the way, it was like that Bob.

It was like shaved on one side.

I was like, she loved it.

That's a bomb.

She did have to get stitches.

Th oh, but we're still friends to this day.

So what's the worst bomb gig?

The worst gig you've had?

You're all for one.

I swear you're putting the tuxedos on them by the Moon and this guy.

And then what happened the tuxedos.

Were they were asking Miss America and New Jersey.

I made them these beautiful car wash tuxedos.

Right, this is the first big gig I got.

It was all for one.

Yeah, and then after so you're nervous, you're it was like instant came in a boy bands.

It was a big break because of them right, they were so big.

Anyway, they called me up.

They're like Cosmo, the manager calls me.

I don't know what to do, Like all the buttons are popping off, the tocito as shit fuck Like mortified, I'm like, do they have they got to have a seamstress, Miss America.

I'm like, do they have somebody there?

Yeah?

They do, they do, they do, but we just want to tell you, Like they were all kind of like the buttons were falling off, you know.

So I'm like, when they come home, I'm never gonna make clothes for them again.

Ever.

I was so devastated, you know what I mean.

And then fine, we're good.

Could you make these for me?

This little you know?

And then it was like after that, that was when all the boy bands came to me.

Brittany came to me, uh in sanc They all want to know who's this queen an Melrose doing all these fabulous things?

Right, what was the worst job you ever had?

What was the biggest asshole boss you ever worked for?

Just like a devastating job, like before hair.

Before hair, I kind of worked at an insurance company, like I tried to do behind the desk if I wanted would.

Blow and.

I couldn't do it.

I don't think that's it.

I don't think that's your cup of tea.

I said, I gotta be real creative, real quick.

I got to think of something.

And then what was it like working for Shaquille O'Neil, Because that's a big guy.

Okay, so did you see his cock through his pants?

You know what?

He did?

Answer the door because I had to go to Jimmy Kimmel.

Do you think he's got a big fucking hog or what?

I don't know, Like I heard some stories he's got to be a fun and I heard some stories.

Well, if your proportion, your size is twenty four foot, right, it's gotta be a this guy's fucking nine feet tall.

It's gotta be like a baseball bat.

No, you know, I were you were you fitting him and you were kind of touching around, I know.

A penis enlargement doctor.

He says.

The biggest clients hell he has is the NFL.

Because they kind of weirdly have small dicks, you.

Know, because it's like the whole myth, like, yeah, you got to have like you know, but that's m I heard about a lot of men aren't proportions, So I don't know.

And I heard good, good stories about Shaq and I heard, you know, bad stories, So I don't know.

But he did an answer the door in his underwear and he looked really good, like I was hoping, like I would be the snack that I was hoping.

Do you think some of those basketball players are on the down loan and they have, like I think, little boy toys.

Ninety percent of them are ninety percent of them have a little boy Yeah.

Yeah, I think so little sides.

Especially now if you watch YouTube, they're all coming out.

It's all out of the you know the rappers that say you're a faggy, You're faggy, You're the first one in the alley.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, and they're taking it are the bottoms Yeah.

With Avery Condre.

With the Recontre tonight, I talk to superstar comedian li'sa Tragger.

Co hosting is Jay Jurdens.

This isn't the worst one because you mentioned father's son.

I was in.

A city in Texas.

I don't know, Houston.

Let's say I don't know, but this guy in the front row gets us ficial.

He leaves.

When he comes back, I go, where'd you go, and he goes.

I've been sober for twenty seven years until today.

I'm an alcoholic.

Liza.

You gotta put that on the website.

So good.

I ruined the man's life.

It's yeah, now I'll do that.

I tell us all the bombs.

Tell us your worst writing gig, your worst television gig, your worst.

I mean, I'm not gonna because we do.

I do want you to tell this story.

Maybe don't say the movie, but you weren't allowed to one of your own movie for me.

Have a cop at a white Sox.

Tell me that's I'm a nope.

I get kicked by the horse.

I don't know if you know this part, but in.

The beginning, they're on the Jane.

I'm the woman that gets kicked by the horse on the side.

Okay.

I started watching it on an airplane and then the plane landed and I never finished it.

Okay, so I'm in the beginning, you know, never And then the next scene, you know, Daniel Khluia is on the set with the horse and I get kicked.

So it's a small part, but I'm excited.

I get invited to the premiere, but they go one ticket, no plus one.

I go, that's fine, it's fine, and they go and you're not going to the party.

I go, okay, I won't go to the party.

So I get to the premiere, my name is nowhere to be found.

I had to be like, I promise I'm in this, Like I have an email from my agent.

He's like, I want to go to this Chinese theater.

I've been looking at this theater since I was a kid.

Premiere, so they reiterate again, They're like, here's the ticket.

You can't go to the party.

So then at the time I see Bobby Lee, I see Calila.

Calila is like, I don't need to go to the party.

Here's the ticket.

So Bobby Lee takes me to the party.

Ditches me immediately, and then I was just alone circling this party without a friend in sight, know what I mean, But I wasn't.

And the Daniel I want to talk to me.

I knew Little Ral, so I went up to him, and then I actually got bullied by someone.

So someone I know friends of Littlerel comes up, you know this.

To me, I don't want to name it.

She comes over and yeah, but you're a part of the story.

Woman comes up to me.

Please leave and I go, hey, I'm Liza.

You know, I'm a comic from Chicago.

Starting she goes, oh, yeah, i've seen you before.

I go, yeah, I think we met at Eric's house one night and she goes, no, I've seen you perform four times and you have a lot of growing to do.

And I just went it's an honor.

And then I went walking alone.

I couldn't find a friend.

Part of the night was.

And I kept going afters I met on set, being like, what's up?

And they're like, we're with her wives like we don't want to talk.

And I saw.

This, Eric, you got to think about this.

What you got even a movie?

I'm gonna movie.

What happened?

I got kicked by a horse?

Good, come to the come to the movie from here?

Actually no, okay, come to the party.

Actually no, by the way, me at the party.

By the way, you got a lot of work, four different Why.

Is that necessary to say to somebody?

You know this, I'm always saying this, be nicer to comedians online.

I'm always saying, be nicer to comedians.

What Jay's been popping off on the I behaved myself.

I'm such Ann's been.

The talk of the town, what's going on online?

I'm not beefing with anyone particular.

I do beef with the idea that people are like, can you believe we're crazy?

I'm like, comics have always been crazy, comics.

Whatever someone says, we can finally like talk ship, we can finally like say crazy stuff.

In my head, I do go, haven't we always.

Been saying crazy?

There was no line.

I don't know.

Yeah, I'm like, what are you talking?

What are you talking about?

Who are you talking about?

Who is this like boogeyman in the sky.

That's like, now you can't.

Who was stopping people from telling coum jokes, from telling race jokes, from telling.

Ooh from some crowds But not really.

But but those Pejordians have even lost their spice because everyone doubled down too much.

So now I say, if you say faggot and you're not gay on the show, guess what, you're probably the fourth straight gotta say faggot that night.

And now the crowd's like, you're gonna to do something else?

Man, you might actually have Gail King on the on the Yeah, Gail King said Gail Okay, So Gail King was enterating Matteo in part for the book and the special coming out.

Gail King said to Matteo, Lane, you have this joke I love and this is CBS Morning by the way, she said, can I say it?

She said, when you said, what in the fagot tree is going on?

Gail King said that on.

Hosts are like what And then Mateo just cracks up.

He can't he can't even believe that Gil Kings what in the factory?

And then she went to space to try to escape it.

Her getting on that space ship I watched ten thousand times.

She seemed so stressed by the way.

That's me just getting on Jetlie like I hate turbulent so much.

But I could see her going, why did these white people talk me into this stupid ship?

I don't need to see space?

What is this?

And do they go to space?

They go to like the top of the sky.

They don't go into like I want you going to space, land on fucking Mars.

Then you went to space that starts.

They didn't even pass the atmosphere, Like I want to look at.

The Earth from yes, exactly, I don't want.

I want to be on another planet.

I want to be on the moon looking at her.

Then you went to Space Fires more training because Lance Bass wanted to do it and being like an actual astronomy very long time.

Well, Lance Bask got nothing but time he did, got.

Nothing but Marines podcast.

And I'm a big backstrip with like boy bands are like pop culture.

And so I was in Trolls three with I've watched them all.

Are you familiar with Justin Timberlake?

Yeah, I mean, you know so art and surprises.

So I go to do her podcast, Lance Bass pops out of a bush surprise, and I acted like whatever, and then and then he goes, are you upset?

I'm not Nick Carter, and I go, Lance Baster.

Oh that's a funny.

That's actually very funny.

But I went to Christina Aguilar Justin Timberlake.

But I sat down for Justin because as a teen, because I was so team backstreet boys, like, I didn't want to enjoy myself.

So you big weird loyalties?

Who is your who is your boy?

Were Kevin?

Nick Carter and then a j oh wait a second Nick a j I was, I was in sync, but I did appreciate Kevin as a backy boy.

I was like tall, quiet a man.

Those people.

It was also what I'm imagining in your house, your medicine cabinet full of every single prescription.

I would yeah, it's they're in the kitchen.

You're giving her a lot of credit with the medicine cabinet.

The medicine cabinet is random, like a tweet like it's it's more, I.

Want to look in your fridge.

To god, it's very New York.

It's very New York.

There's like a little chili oil.

There's me drinks sent by Wild.

Thank you.

There's no one here.

We film.

Actually I actually have to go.

If this is Eric, I have to leave.

The Wild is amazing.

So I'm performing in Portland.

Valentine's a weekend.

There's a beautiful couple in the front.

I'm having a good time.

He is the creator and CEO of Wild.

And it's like edibles, they're really delicious or the white little contained.

Oh you don't like weed.

And so, which people will be surprised.

But so I'm like, did you bring me some?

Like I can't believe you're obviously a millionaire.

So whatever, we have a good time.

After the show, he goes, you know, we've seen you before at the cellar and you looked at me and said that I didn't deserve love.

What the fuck was I thinking?

Like?

Why would I say?

Ah?

And so he brought her to stunt on me and he goes and this is my fiance and we're getting married in Italy and I go, you found up a good Yeah?

He like.

And then he's been sending me uh like weed stuff.

God, that's so fucking.

You sat in the front road to be like yeah.

And fucking that's universal karma, but ends up being funny.

That's good.

Yeah, show way of cell bad Like he was treating her nice to You live a life.

I say that about people was real.

You live a life.

You live a life.

But I also get to preston, don't leave my a port man.

You probably caught that too.

Get into now.

Honestly, I'm watching the same porn from twenty twelve.

Some of these videos are dated twenty times.

Dot com all the time, and I have what is it?

Kink dot com?

That's why is king dot com?

You're you're It's what I enjoy bd s M.

Yeah.

I like the public disgrace.

Public umiliation, humiliation, like a girl.

Getting at a pool hole.

In front of people and there's humiliation, you know, dancing.

Very fire Island.

I thought you were going to be into that's very gay, man.

I thought you were gonna do like oil massage or something like that.

Oil massage.

It's creepy.

Really.

Yeah, girls always watched the oil massages because sensual anytime I want anytime.

Women watch gang bangs than men.

Women really, because for men it's too many dicks.

Women watch.

Also, women watch like fucking the people who think women watch the sensual stuff are incorrect.

Women watch.

I'm talking about women that watch oil before your husband died and like, you haven't.

You've never a picture, you're a catholic, you've never really gotten out there.

That's an oil massage.

Yeah, that's where you start.

Slow Caress will do it for them.

Yeah yeah yeah, but Lisa said, get the digs in here.

It hurts when the girls like, I don't even know who's fucking me right now.

Wait, have you been keeping up with the Bonnie Blue one hundred men one thousand men situation?

Okay, there's a there's the only fans creator who was like trying to kind of do her own.

Yeah, it was one thousand men in ten hours.

I think it was twenty four.

I was given her twenty four hours to get.

A thousand that I don't.

Yeah, the book, Hockey's and all that where it's all of them.

Oh, I thought you're into that stuff.

Of course I'll watch it once in a while, but I like, I'm I'm I'm loyal to kink.

You go, I thought you were stuff, And Lisa goes, of course I watch it every Now.

It's just I'm not gonna turn off of his own I feel.

Well.

There's someone on a reality show, Summer House, and they just revealed that their favorite porn was tan line porn, and that really kind of upset the rest of the roommates.

Can I say, I get, I get?

Okay?

If you millennial, there was a certain time when a lot of porn they had tan lines, and you were like, oh, that's how we know this is like actually real because you well, no, because you'd be like, no, the porn performers they tan naked, but like these regular people they'd have tan lines.

You'd be like, oh, this is like, actually it's the amateur.

Yeah, when you see a little razor burn.

Yeah, God, when you see the dog in the room.

Get one of my favorite porn stars did die tragically, and so it is kind of like unethical.

But I watched her old stuff sometimes.

Why that another goal?

It's weird.

It's sad because it's like, I don't know.

You didn't watch your death footage, that'd be Yeah, that's a different website.

You can borrow water.

I don't like that.

What they like do with some suffocation water stuff and.

No, it's too much.

Yeah, I saw a couple of the website.

I only with a couple of the channels.

Oh, well, there's a porn podcast.

I like, you gotta go on it.

Ryan, He's got Yeah, I really, I'm his favorite comedian and I love I like him so much.

But he had a porn star on it.

Her kink was waterboarding and he got waterboarded on the pot and he was like, you're a sick and he's America safer because of it.

It's a good question too, I guess.

And there hasn't been another nine to eleven since that happened.

That podcasting doesn't sound that bad.

No, it sounds bad, but it was bad.

You're drowning yourself, You're you're putting water in the only place you can breathe.

It's drowning.

It's horrible, you're sick.

But he did it for the cause.

But like his friend had stage four cancer and he had that guy's two favorite porn stars come on and fuck him.

WHOA, this is like fucking.

With.

My next guest is Blake Anderson, comedian actor, humanitarian sex symbol.

I heard that of Halings.

What Adam told me that you guys lived and shot in the house for the first season, which is like disgusting.

Martin Scorsese famously says, never let a crew in your house.

I know, it's against like disgusting.

Yeah, and he said, Adam told me the house is so nasty that you guys had a rat infestation, and like you and him would like spray rats with for breezes and whack him on that head sticks and ship.

It's the Night of Many Kills.

Was like one night where we we're so sick of rats like being in our house that we brought the fight to them.

We had to end up going into like the the attic and we just found like a hub of like baby, oh yeah.

Baby rats.

Keep resetting the trap over and keep you just hear it go.

We just watched TV here to clack we couldn't afford it.

Well left yeah, yeah, it was not cashed, and we didn't know how long and how successful the show would.

Be, so it's like, we'll do it ourselves.

We'll do it ourselves.

It was really weird.

It was a trip because you would get like woken up by like a pa, like literally, that's a good idea you want to because Comedy Central was paying our rent liked.

And you were so broke at the time, You're like, fuck, yeah, we.

Were rent free.

It was it was kind of like thing.

Yeah, you guys like Vane, right, I remember that.

It was it was cool house.

Yeah, you came over for.

Class.

We would like rehearse bullshit scenes together the house.

Oh, it's so funny.

That's where I didn't believe him about where He's like, I'm doing a show and we're going to do in this house.

I was like sure, yeah right.

The other thing was is we had filmed the whole season, but they were waiting to premiere it on the back of South Park, so we had to wait for South Park to have a new season for us to come out.

So we had to we told everybody like, yeah, we filmed the whole season of television.

Your house.

With that, but you just keep delivering pizzas.

Okay in South Park, this show that's notoriously very slow to make.

Yeah, yeah it was.

It was a process, but eventually we got off the ground.

So what was this Night of the Thousand Rats?

That was just like we just we were invested.

We had an infestation, like it would be so it would be like I have a chick over in my room, you know, and you at night you would hear my door was like in the hallway, you would literally hear the rats trying to claw into my room.

Oh my god.

And you're just like, oh, don't worry about that, don't worry about that.

Yeah, this is.

She's like.

My theater rats.

Yeah, no, it was.

It was a dark time.

This lady that was an emergency room an e R nurse I met at an Ayahuascar Retreat.

I was like, what was the gnarly thing?

She worked at a hospital in East New York, which is a very very rough part of New York City and it's where Mike Tyson's from.

And uh, I go, let's give me a gnarly yards story.

She goes, Dude, there was this lady that came and she was very, very old, cheriatric lady who had she had had diabetes for some reason, little to no circulation, and her feet, her feet were very swan.

A rat broke into her house and ate her foot like while she was alive, and she was so old and decrepit.

The rat almost ate the whole foot.

So she just came in.

All right, let's sick.

This rat was a jack.

You haven't moved since yesterday.

Okay, I'm gonna take a little doggy.

Bag bold rat.

That's crazy, that's kind of like, that's crazy because she was still alive.

Like people when they die and then like their dogs like eat start eating their dead body and stuff.

That's metal.

That's what happened to Uh.

Right, wait, what happened with Gene Hackman is it's pretty dark, poor guy.

This is sad.

It's a very sad podcast.

Yeah, this is the partly get real sad.

Kind of the saddest.

Talked about my parents di.

Now we're just going through the legendary.

Actually we're getting back together.

That's cool.

Okay, now you I know you don't want to talk about this, then it's not but you broke your back.

Oh god, yeah, that's a bump.

Yeah that's a Is that a bomb?

Well, it ain't of you were a bombing.

You were doing, you were making, you were dropping bombs.

Yeah.

Wait can you tell us about that?

Tell us a tale worth a thousand tunes.

I mean it was.

This was after the work Ahogs House.

Me and Adam weren't done being roommates together.

That's also crazy.

Yeah, We're like, we gotta keep Livingsion.

Studio.

It's like if we combine our in come, we could get a really cool fucking house.

Yeah.

Yeah, So we decided to go rent a crib and this Hollywood Yeah, he still is to this day.

I love that guy.

So we got our super dope crib in the Hollywood Hills and we were throwing a Christmas party, like fucking everybody showed up, Like we had like flying Lotus DJing, like.

When you guys start getting famous.

Yeah's exciting.

Yeah, this party was sick.

Yeah.

Sean White's there, fucking mindy kayaling.

Life.

Yeah.

All of a sudden, like all of odd.

Future roles still the party brand new.

Yeah, and I was like obsessed with them.

I'm like I've seen their videos.

I'm like, these guys are so fucking cool.

They're all probably not of legal drinking age, but there was definitely a lot of drinking going on.

And we had this beer pong table that Comedy Central had sent us for like promotion.

It said, like worlcoholics this beer pong table.

And there were kids up on the roof of the house, odd future affiliates.

And one of the.

Kids was like, I'm gonna jump off the roof onto the beer pong table, and everybody's like, yeah, do it.

Do it.

He gets scared, He's like, nah, never mind.

I'm like I'm at the my house party.

I'm seeing everybody with jazz.

I'm like, oh fuck it, I'll do it.

I'm faded, high, drunk, all that stuff go on the roof.

I'm like, here we go.

I've done.

I did like backyard wrestling as a youngster.

So I knew what I said.

We still got a little bit.

I could take it off the top rope.

I ended up jumping onto the it's just about it was like not even that high.

It's like twelve fifteen feet.

It's pretty significant.

Well, the thing was.

The thing was is I was gonna land on the table.

So I'm like it'll kind of like inform my body to fall, certainly, but this fucking table was so like cheap and paper thin that when I landed it on it with my feet, I went right through it like there's a piece of paper and I just basically.

Just like stood straight up.

He just hit like yeah, it was just like spear if you just jump like straight.

So that made my whole spine kind of compact.

In the in the moment where you like rushed to the hospital like right then or did you know?

So I'm like.

That hurt, but I'm like I'm cool, like, you know, you don't want to be like party.

So I ended up like walking up upstairs and I'm like I'm talking to Flying Lotus because I'm like i want to DJ next, you know.

He's like, okay, well you're up, and I'm like noticing when I'm talking to him, like I'm hunched over.

He's like, your bat's bleeding.

I'm like, so I'm like okay, and I like try to stand up straight, and it like the pain was like a violin screech, just like and I was like, oh ship, I fucked up.

I'm gonna just go to But I was still so like, you know, partying so I'm like in pain.

I just ended up drinking niquil, passing out, and then when I woke up in the morning, it's still hurt, very bad.

No, so called the ambulance and oh no, Yeah, I had broken my back.

I had to go into surgery for like seven hours.

Really, Yeah, what do they do?

Do you have like a pin in there now?

Yeah?

I had like a plate with some screws.

I think it has since fused and it's part of me.

Is there any Do you have full feeling in your legs?

Yeah?

I'm all good.

I was very close to being paralyzed.

Yeah, I'm all.

Good, but really close to paralyzation.

Yeah.

That's terrifying.

Yeah, it sucks.

It bummed my dad out.

Yeah.

When they told him that, he was like got emotional and I was like, yeah, like, I'm sorry, guys.

Yeah, in a couple of years, I'll do this thing on a dope interview.

Overshadowed.

Yeah.

Yeah, but luckily I was like in pretty good shape and like the recovery it went pretty pretty pretty smoothly.

How long ago was this last week you had?

No, I think it was like twenty twelve or something, So it's been.

A minute full you fully not nothing.

Yeah, I mean my back gets sore, but I'm like, maybe it's because I'm.

Just old, Like yeah, yeah, everybody.

Yeah, but it'll get sore as well.

But I can jump, I can run, I can fuck.

We know that, we know that, we know that there's a couple of sperm tails.

That's for sure.

Stop fucking.

Yeah.

Man, Blake, you are a hero.

Thank you.

You are an actor's actor.

Thank you your comedian.

You're father of multitudes, accomplished and accomplished Jeffery contestin.

You bankrupted planned parenthood in a single round of Jeopardy.

You have more kids than Nick Cannon and Elon Musk celebrity entertainer US combined.

And more importantly, you're a friend.

Thank you, Blake Anderson.

Everybody, Thanks, Thanks guys, Thank you.

That's Therapeutics.

Lobby with aer Condrey, Lollby with Arick Condrey.

My co host are comedian Derek Micheles and Sandwich Sorcerer owner of Missions, Sandwich, Sex Symbol Brooklyn Icon chef Brian Saw.

Today we're cracking open our guests most haunting bombing Nightmas.

We've got Sarah Scorn, who's got a new HBO special app called Live and in the Flesh, Comedian writer legend Robert Smigel who has a podcast called Humor Me Coming Out, and one of my favorite Hot ninety seven DJs who's been almost murdered several times, DJ who Kid.

So, we were a comedy group, uh in Chicago, and it was like nineteen eighty three and we were just starting out.

Dad, that's true, you were gleam in your left testicle, so we thank you.

Now I'm awake.

So we performed at a church in front of This was our first gig in front of a bunch of senior citizens, and we were I was, uh, yeah, college took like six years from me because why.

Were they seniors?

Well, let me explain the aging process.

I'm a numbers guy.

We had we got through boobs, So now the aging process for everybody.

No.

So, and so we do our sketches and they you know, we were just starting out, so maybe they were bad anyway, but we're mostly silence.

But then we get to Okay, we're gonna do something.

We're gonna do some improv for you right now, and you're we're gonna make a scene out of your suggestions.

Okay, So give us a time period.

What time period is it the present?

Someone yells out the present?

Okay and okay, now we need a profession.

What are we.

Actors?

And it's like and where are we fourth presib.

Yeah, that was the highlight.

And then what did you do?

All I remember is the bad suggestions.

I don't remember what well.

They were telling you, Hey, guys, stop with the goose, we love you just the way, show us your yeah.

Well and and they were right, and I quit comedy after that.

I quit comedy after that, and just I was just myself.

Stories really just set up.

You stopped him from telling his truth.

And then I just gave us, just gave us setup.

But there was no release.

Oh I thought I thought that their their suggestions were.

But I want to hear you do this, do what do your Chinese?

Actually that's what you want out of this?

To show a clip out of.

Context, take that change us completely.

Give you permission.

I speak all the Chinese.

Che I'm communicating.

Now they have ahive mind.

There have been times when I've been on the writing staff and we there's something about Chinese people in a sketch, and everybody turns to the Chinese people.

You speak for every Chinese person.

It's okay, put in a lot of pressure.

I'm one person.

I have a good bombing story.

If anyone cares so, great, come on the show and silence her narrative.

How about that?

Okay, say your story.

I want to say, I want to.

I want to, I want to hear it.

Well, now I'm like, did I already tell it?

That doesn't matter, nobody's I think this should be calming with Eric.

Just everybody calm down.

Yeah I would.

My greatest joint life would be to put a tranquilizer dart in your neck.

That would be okay, way more violent.

It would kill.

So you want to tell you know what story?

I love the one that you did at that college.

Oh, we don't like this.

I was.

All right.

Someone stood up in the middle of my set.

When we don't like this, he said, neither.

Tell Oh.

On my first ever paid stand up gig, maybe maybe I haven't told you this.

I started a hypothetical a joke that started with a hypothetical question.

It was at an Irish pub and there was like six old guys there.

Maybe you do know this, And it started like the joke was like why.

Do you why do you or an iris from in Ireland and Irish.

In Chicago, Chicago, man explaining my own joke to me.

Let me Man's plain feminism.

Literally start.

Ryan, that's okay, he does have to pass, I love.

Can I give him the nigga pass too?

Yeah?

Absolutely, much as possible.

I have another that reminds me of another schedule.

The bomble, I think.

Is the if that's okay, it's okay, permission.

It's gotten out of control.

You guys, finish.

To stop with the way.

Wait wait, tell them the story you told us last night at dinner.

But which one about your dad of the gas station?

But wait, wait, wait before you do, I don't want to take away pressure on.

Bomb.

Okay, yeah, and then I want to hear about Jlo's laughing.

Yeah, me too.

Actually sounds like a TV.

Movie.

I came in harsh.

I had a harsh You came in hard with the boner.

We all came morning, good morning.

You came in tent first.

All right, say the N word and say your story.

That's just your audio story.

My recurring nightmare is that we're at table reading and we're reading a sketch I wrote, and it's just the N word a hundred times, and.

I'm like you for.

You did know I got my recurring nightmares were.

With that, like with an A or an e R.

That's my recurring wet dream.

R.

You know what?

They can we make e R with just that premise with George Clooney.

Yeah, but it's just like NIG with E R.

Oh, it's just doctors that use the N word.

It would be great, Oh instead of scalpel please, yeah.

Scalpel please.

You want to tell your story.

So it's not like good.

So you're you're dressed like a traditional Chinese person, that's okay, and you you've just written the N word fifty times.

And I had six old guys at an Irish pub and the joke was something like started with a hypothetical question like why do men want a hairless woman so they can like oil them up and send them down a toboggan shoot.

Or something like that.

Perfect joke listen.

I was twenty.

Three, and you know, and it did go somewhere like you know, it was like it's something and I think I did end the joke with feel the rhythm, feel the rhyme.

Come on, boys, it's like Bob sled.

Time or something.

You were Jamaican and this.

Here's the thing I started.

So I started the joke like what about the legends?

I said, I said, you.

Know, like, why does a man want a hairless woman?

And then a seven year old man in the front row.

Went because it feels good, and I went, oh, I just did finish.

You should have got it.

Oh yeah, brother, I don't like this.

Oh I have to go now, I do have to go now.

I did know Lindsey Graham.

I just shipped my pants.

Oh pants are big McConnell.

They I gotta ship the pants story you see brought to you by It depends.

Okay you I'm done.

Yes, okay.

What's the worst gig you ever had?

Tell us your uh.

Background in the show business?

Did you start on terrestrial radio?

H Yeah?

I started on Hot ninety seven and then uh.

How were the table reads horrible?

So what?

So what happened?

So?

Yeah, I started at Hot and then fifty cent got shot in like nine times.

So my cousin was.

You started a while ago, twenty years ago.

Yeah, I've been there.

I've been raded like forty years.

She doesn't look at day over twenty two I'm fifty four.

Holy shit.

Well anyway, yeah, they tried to kill this nigga, right and then fucking uh my cousin was the manager, so then I started touring with him.

So what I was known for is getting fired by fifty cent on stage.

So why'd you get what do you mean fucking up on stage and ship like that?

But give an example, one horrible moment I got fired forty eight times.

I was trying to get the fifty Wait you got fired and hired back?

Yeah, because that's the other part of yes, very ship.

You couldn't find out the DJA.

How did you get fired for what reason?

So I'm like sucking up ship like you know, you know, pressing the wrong button or whatever.

But it was one time, I'm not really or so this is when he was like blowing it is when.

He was like we all have bulletpro vests.

Yeah.

I didn't know what I was getting into it until they gave.

Me the vest.

Yeah.

I was like, oh, ships, who's this guy?

Uh?

Yeah?

For the stage?

As for the study, No, everybody's trying sleeping forever Rere's death threats of this time.

Yeah, I mean it was one time I saw a corpse and we still have to perform.

No, get aware, No Carolina's all people when they see gar Richard I trying, they see that scene when the dead bodies in the back of the club that was in North Carolina.

The cos was in the club.

No, it was behind They killed him behind the club.

And then and then the promoter was like, fifty cent, don't perform, then there will be more death.

So everybody after them.

This hip hop, that's what they do in hip hop.

This is not rock.

This is ships.

You're like the last you heard country beef ship Sorry.

Ship web song is a fifty song.

Wait a minute, Ante, I think I might get fired.

You had to.

You were working on High ninety seven.

You knew fifty cents manager, fifty cents your cousin, actually fifty cents managers your cousin.

So you just got He just got signed to Raised label, yeah and them Shady Records, Right, and this is his first Get Richard I trying.

This is his first big album.

Yeah, but he got shot nine times.

Before that before that.

That's that's that was my piece of information way before.

That's how long I've been like in the.

Business, like as also stressful, believe.

It or not.

This ends in SNL.

So it's.

So you're sor he needs a DJ, and you're like, I got you.

Well I don't really don't TODJ.

But you're like, I got pressed buttons.

So, yeah, they hired me and it's Vinyl DJ or c DJs nigga.

You know you were just like, yeah, I got it.

It's called three sixties.

Yeah, it's like you just pressed the buttch.

So I just put all fifty cent songs and freestyles on.

So he was on tour.

You're in charge of music.

Yeah, so, but people were after him because he dissed everybody on on how to rock Z.

Remember that I got kidnapped a big pun because of that too.

But you got kidnapped?

That's too much.

No, it's not.

What are you talking about.

I got to Jews next year being like my sketches.

Are actually.

Bring wait wait wait wait wait wait, you got kidnapped?

Tell me more.

That's like a street story.

That's like a street that's a legendary ears.

Well, you're the second Haiti I remember that it's got kidnapped.

I went to Haiti and my friends kidnapped.

I think that is the require.

Yeah, that's like the number one next warning.

We were talking about he is always got kidnapped.

Actually I was always escorted possible.

But actually I want to hear the rest of the story.

When you grow up in the East flat Bush.

I grew up on Flatbush Avenue in Dean.

Street, Border flat Bush.

But he was the only Asian on the gas station.

Like we should see the Asians riding the rats like to the stores.

No rats, We actually had your kidnapped.

Yeah, so yeah, well you got a couple of good stories quick.

One on one.

The reason they called me who kid?

Nobody knew who the kid was.

I used to leak ship in the street, so I would steal your record.

I was.

I was like the I was like the Haitians Oceans is eleven.

You know what I'm saying.

So I would wait at night.

Jay Z's in the studio one example, and he comes out three o'clock.

The block was till five.

So I go in.

I pay the production guy like.

A g and he gives me the whole session, so it's unfinished.

So I would then I would leak.

I would cut it up and pick if it's a song Beyonce, this guy that I'll just leak it.

Yeah, and they couldn't find me because they didn't know who the kid was.

I never showed my face, so it led me to But this is what I was doing as a hobby, like hiding and leaking.

How old are you at the.

Time, old nigga, I was like twenty nine maybe.

Wait, leaking like a LimeWire and like there was no LimeWire back there.

I was literally meeting Africans, Irish everybody that was a boot like CDs.

Like, yeah, so I would like, actually, body, yeah, I bought it.

I think I bought.

I bought my first Lambo my Gallardo off of a boot legging.

Oh so you were making money?

Yeah, I like, so you were like burning CDs.

My neighbor was.

DJ Clue, so that's why I got into the mistic so and then.

Uh, fast forward.

I leaved the song dissing jay Z No jay Z dissing Big Pun or something or some kind of record like that, and then Big Punk got mad, so they tricked me into meeting them in Apollo.

I thought I was meeting funk Flex, but but it was a Big Pun in the van, can you It was in a cult de sack.

So when I when I got there.

Back it's so long ago.

There was no cell phones, so I had to get out of and put a quarter in the fucking payphon so ba.

Back then, I said, curse out promoters, what was the story?

They're just like, come no, they tricked me.

They wanted me to DJ with Flex, right, because every DJ on the planet is like, you know, your dream come true?

Like you know, It's like when I was with Michael Jackson and Saudi, like yeah, and I found out he was gay.

But wait, leads to a better story.

I got a video to host the show.

You should call it rename This just absolutely slang Boots with Aragon.

I think take my name off Roger.

With Recondre.

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