Welcome back to Bombing with Eric Andre, the only podcast that celebrates traumatizing gigs, financial ruin.

And the soul crushing nightmare of show business.

Today, I'm sitting down.

With Joe Talbot from Idols, Kareem Rama from Subway Takes, and my co host, comedian Jack Bensinger.

And because the show wasn't painful enough, we've got live torture courtesy of Mistress Tomy, and we're serving all flavors of suffering with Chef Matt Ye.

Bombing with Eric Andre.

Okay, welcome the podcasts they started out that good.

Welcome to Bombing.

We got Jack Benzinger coasting, we got Kareem from the Subway, we got Joe from Idols.

They're all here, all your favorite people are here.

Oh, we have a gross jar.

We're starting a gross jar.

There's pussy juice and cucumbers in it.

I should say the more PG thing first.

There's cucumbers and pussy juice in it.

Smell and pass it to Joe.

There's one very long sample on it.

It's it's gonna get worse.

This is the beginning of the gross jar.

But we're gonna put clams in it later it's not as bad.

This is the day one of the gross chat.

I like it.

I actual I happen to like it.

Oh yeah, yeah, that's gonna get worse.

You guys got the fucking you guys got the g rated version.

All right.

So this is the show about bombing, as anybody told you that.

Yeah, so you guys are gonna each share it.

Choose a country to it was a country to to spread democracy to and nuke the shit of it.

Yes, throw a dart in a map, all right.

P Dick Cheney, R P Dick Cheney to the ledge.

You want to talk about nuclear bombs because I do have an idea on this, Because shouldn't you just put one in the what's the big what's that big thing that's supposed to explode?

And Yellowstone?

The guys put a nuke in that and set it off.

Isn't that not a bad idea?

Like a suicide well everyone in the world type of thing.

Yeah, just hit there, as in you don't even need one bump.

Yeah, I guess I'm not that familiar with the Yellowstone.

What do you want?

Yeah?

Why do you want to do that?

Just because it came to mind A Wiley coyote visual kind of thing.

Well, it's just that thing's supposed to explode, right Yellowstone, the fucking thing yep, but then it would kill everyone.

Well that's horrible.

You know what in that case, you know, I bet they do.

Brady over here, okay, all right, come for a dissertation.

Yeah, this isn't an interview for college.

I don't know over that is live in peace?

Do you think anyone's ever been in one of these active shooting scenarios in the school?

But you got a little one of the you know how sometimes you get hard in class you don't want to get out.

What's worse?

What's worse people seeing you?

Oh, when you get a bone in class and it just happened to be at the same time.

Because then everyone's like run for it, and you're like, well, you're like.

You got books over your day.

Na.

I mean, let's see where he's going.

Which class is going.

He likes me, by the way, so I think I'll chill.

No reason he's gonna run out of AMMO.

Actually I'm not.

I'm gonna someone's gonna be shooting.

Okay, So the show's about bombing.

What what's the worst, what's the worst show you're at show that whatever?

You told me last night to each other dinner?

Yeah, yeah, yeah we did yeah, shout out to win Sun.

Yes yeah, yes, all right, the worst show I did.

I won't say where.

You gotta say where.

It's tricky, tricky, it's worse if you don't say it.

You know now you have to say it.

Basically, I went I went on a three day.

Ben h and this is it.

This is a long time ago, Like, I'm sorry I went on.

This was three days ago.

And yeah, I kind of came to this house party and tour at the time, yes, okay, yeah, yeah.

And I came to realize I needed to go to sleep because at the show the next day, and.

You tell us the continent was Europe or North America?

The America's I feel like we're cops right now?

In what country?

Were you?

Okay?

Which one was good?

Cop?

You're somewhere.

You'll find out you're somewhere in the Americas.

Yeah, And so I came to and and then I was like, well, I need to sleep.

So my friend had some sleeping pills.

What's the worst that could happen?

Right, It's so dumb, It's a horrible point in my life.

I'm not proud of this.

I'm like boasting.

But so I took three sleeping pills.

What were the pills?

Uh clone, I think.

They're yeah, yeah, there are other sleeping pills on the market, or they did they get you higher?

Or they just no, no, no, no sleeping pills sleep.

This is before I had responsibilities, you know, as a father and that.

Yeah, and.

Then yeah, they just couldn't wake me up.

I was just banging on the hotel the door the.

Next day for the show, so they kind of dragged me out and like zombie the whole show.

I can't remember it.

It was it was yeah, yeah, apparently this bit is there.

It allegedly come on that.

Us the city.

No, no, no, no, no, I'm not going to do it.

We're going to dig it up.

Apparently there's this bit where I literally go.

I was liked.

So that was the worst it was.

It was horrendous because I like, I don't drink or do anything.

But I've never I haven't.

Like, you've never touched our goal.

Never, I'm never done in your life.

I've just literally come out of the convent.

No no, no, I haven't.

I haven't drank or I haven't done anything before a show in like I don't know, ten years.

But back in the day, I'm want to say, like first years of Idols, would you enjoy beverage before show?

Yeah?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I was you enjoy more than one?

Yeah?

Yeah, well I was super nervous the first show I ever did.

I probably had like eight pints of Guinness, So you were you have.

To stead of your nerves.

Yeah, but there's vitamins.

And gain us yeah, yeah, allisurely and.

Yeah.

I used to just yeah, get sucked up every show.

And then people were like, you're fucking ship and I was like, yes, I am, thank you very much.

That wore off quick man.

I was like, no one needs to see that ship.

Would you would you indulge in you know, would you partake and kind of party favors before a show?

Yeah?

Back in the day, yeah, back in the day.

Yeah, yeah, my twenties.

Is there any tale to tell of in Spain?

Maybe?

Or let's just say you're in Spain.

No, And.

Let's say you were in Spain and you were and then later you had a story and it turned into a perfume.

Oh well that see that?

That was Oh fuck you're you've got a good memory.

My man, I'm here to help.

Okay, so this is this is way back again.

I was trying to be vulnerable.

Well, this is a it's a this story is a spacey meatball.

It's actually backed.

It's really bad.

It was one of my darkest moments.

I will edit all this out, but tell I want well, no, no, this is good.

It wasn't that dark.

No, it was at the top.

It sounded fun.

I mean, drug and juice psychoses are not yeah, not dark.

Yeah, yeah, so I kind of but in the beginning, you were having a tonight.

I was in I was in Bilbao.

This is a long time ago, and me and the bassist, who is also sober now ended up at a rave and we were surrounded by bears, topless bears, and I was kissing one of them and it was like, you know, you mean like Seth Rugant Yeah, yeah, yeah, Tom of Finland bears not like not like yeah, so I was like kissing one of these bearded beauties.

I don't know, like I kind of again came to ask so drinking, Yeah, it was had a couple of drinks, yeah, allegedly, And I'm sorry and so.

How do you keep coming to like in the wrong moment.

Well, that was a good moment, but like I was like, this is great, we should go home.

And then someone gave me a party favor or something.

You were horse playing with.

The allegedly and yeah, so allegedly something.

Would you describe the party favor or something that goes.

Up up the but the elevator, well it you could put it up.

I was going in that direction.

I just meant wasn't an up or downer.

But yeah, did you.

Shot it up your bomb upper?

Yeah?

Yeah, yeah, it was an upber and you put it up your.

Saying that allegedly you ca and put it up your bum.

Fast sr eyes every day if you are ungs is in the bloodstream.

I got three Zoba clones and Zola after my ass.

Hope.

That's the thing with wings in my job.

I just can't afford a headache.

And that's why I put a Zoba clon in my ass every day.

I'm proud of you.

Not a bad bad read.

Okay, so you're you're kissing the you're kissing the you're kissing guy.

Yeah, he looks like having a good time.

But I was like, you know, I need to I need we need to get home because we've got to go to Germany to.

Play a show.

To play a show, No more hurst around.

With the boys exactly.

So we leave, uh, but everyone is leaving because it's closing.

So it turns out we picked the right time to leave and the wrong time with me and Dev ended up in this subway station in Bilbao.

I think it was a subway.

We're going down and escalator anyway, and we have this big argument, so I just turn around and walk off anyway.

Whatever the the butt thing was kicks in and then I black out and I come to and what I thought was the nineteen fifties.

Oh yeah, that's the time traveler.

Yeah, I thought I try and time travel.

That's so bad it was.

It was so dark that it was really bad.

That's the scariest.

Yeah, it was around you that that could have been the case.

It was so one of these kind of streets in Bilbao.

That's like it looks a bit like an old mid century housing project.

What is bill Boo?

That's a that's a fun question.

Thank you for asking anytime.

It's a city in the Basque region of Spain.

Yes, okay, they have a wonderful gigain home there.

Interesting, we got one, you have your You're just bad.

I'm just saying Spain, yeah, cool, Sorry.

There's there's other countries.

So yeah, I kind of stuck panicking thinking that I'm like when am I kind of thing, and I kept asking people when is this?

And there were Spanish and I don't speak Spanish.

Really that would have been more fun when am I?

And then they're just like now and You're like, fuck dude.

Yeah.

It was crazy, it was.

It was really horrible.

So luckily this one guy felt really sorry for me and tried to take me back to my hotel and I was like, I'm in a band, like.

And he took me to the wrong hotel.

And then the receptionist was like, like he's because it was like like a multi venue thing festival, so it's like.

It's up, it's up that way.

So it got me back to hotel.

It was fine, and then yeah, I had a massive breakdown and sobered up.

But you told me the story at dinner.

There was more fun at the Dismount.

It wasn't so dark.

Did you stay at the wrong hotel with the wrong bands or something?

Or you told me something like you stayed They stayed with the fancy bands, but you were supposed to stay with the junkyard.

I got taken to the fancy hotel.

That's the wrong hotel, and I was there for this isn't where I'm supposed to be.

It was Yeah, it was horrible.

I think just because I'm like, I'm so far away from that world now that it just makes me pretty sad.

We're going to edit all this out, yeah, no, no, great, you're going to say, yeah.

This is this isn't.

Yeah, just start the guy telling you where Bill Bower is.

That's why I'm here, But that's not my bombing.

That's not why I'm here.

Okay, tell us your bomba.

So I'm rewind.

I'm in Bristol, which is in the southwest of England.

Thank god you're from Yah yeah kind of.

I mean I'm Welsh, but I lived there as a child.

I live there now.

I had dinner with your friend he did, Yeah, yeah, yeah, I like the Bristol show.

Yeah.

Well you took a photo with your friend and I was like, I don't know anyone on that fucking table except for my man.

That was like at the end or some shit.

Ohh yeah, he was there and.

The other guys were bose friends.

No, okay, there were a bunch of randos.

Doesn't have friends.

He's got three kids.

He sits in his house.

So I'm five six maybe, and there's a thing there's a folk tradition in England.

Wait, this bombing story is from your childhood?

Yeah?

Whoa?

Okay?

Is that all right?

Yeah?

Yeah, I mean I'm shocked.

I probably shaped a lot of my career and relationships.

Is an important bombay?

It sounds like it's trauma.

Yeah yeah, yeah, that's kind of a bomb right.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So I'm five or six years old and there's a thing called the Maypole Dance and I think it's like an old pagan fucking thing like a midsommar is a vibe.

Yeah, it's like it's a fertility dance or some ship and they get kids.

To do it.

Yeah, springtime.

So the island.

That's on England, it's Prince Andrew's Island, Little Prince Island.

So basically you hold a ribbon.

The ribbon is tied to the pole is like fucking thirty of you or some ship and you just dance around the pot.

But I forgot my or my mom dig I didn't fucking forget anything.

I don't, but my mom forgot my peak pee yeah.

Education, yeah, like you have to wear a kit when you do pee, so you're practicing the maple dance.

This is but like.

Shorts and stuff.

Sports, yeah, sports outfits.

Yeah, I forgot mine.

So back in the eighties or nineties, if you forget your kit, you have to fucking go in your briefs.

So i had to go on my briefs.

So I'm like, fine, I don't and they saw your p the whole fucking ting like it just popped out the side at the start of the dance a job and we were practicing.

So I'm there like dancing around the pole, thinking.

This is great.

It's kind of the first Idol show.

And the whole school is.

Just yeah, the whole school, so like it's a practice run.

So all the classes sat around the edge and you're taking terms to go around the pole.

I'm just going around the pole dick out the whole time, and I've sat down.

I said that as a dog to be clear, I don't know.

It could have got yeah, that I'd have got so, yeah, it couldn't.

Have been that bad.

If it's coming out the side at that age, sure could be working with something.

Everyone's fucking jealous of what you had going onswer shame on them.

Yeah yeah, maybe you were fucking packing heat.

Well, you were ahead of the class of the Yeah, yeah, that's that's exactly why it was.

You had a little G.

G Allen.

Nine side of my briefs.

Why did anyone step in and just tuck it back in?

Why didn't Prince Andrew come in and talk about it?

Just tuck it back?

What does your mom talk about it?

He was busy at the time he was he was on an island somewhere else.

Yeah, So that's that's that's that was my choice, and.

That's how you started in the band.

Yeah, that's that's when the it's a bit of a lead singer move.

Don't you think it's a bit of a G.

G Allen?

Yeah, kind of.

A little Jim Marrison got out.

Yeah in Miami, yeah, purpose yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a Miami law, like I get naked on my live show or I'll do the band.

But the Lord of Miami, the Miami show was the one that I'm from there.

I didn't care because my parents were in the audience.

I didn't want to.

They've seen enough.

So my tour manager was like, you really, I'm telling you really, honestly, cannot get naked tonight on stage.

You will go to jail.

But there's like police.

There and they know of your show.

The promoter, those are your shenanigans brought the police to the venue.

I don't know if the promoter did it, but for whatever reason, whoever the powers of it, like, yeah, they were like narks there, so uh yeah, And it's a Jim Morison law because he took his cock.

Yeah, he's a scumbag.

He's like the biggest ship.

He was like GG but he was handsome, so people were like, oh, he's like And he died pretty quick so people were like, oh, he's great, but he's a horrible piece of He locked He married four women one day, and he locked one of his four wives in a closet while she was on a ascid and lit on fire.

It's in a movie.

Then one of guy's dame that plays him.

Who the hell, No, I know you're talking about the guy just died Batman.

Batman is dead.

What the hell?

That guy's name not even like you know Lenny Kravitz had that moment where he did what you did when you when you were six?

Recently.

Yeah, he was wearing a leather remember that mass was waiting to explode out of his because it was cool.

I saw an article says Lenny Kravis Dick wants to fly away?

Was that New York Post headline that's a good that's a post.

With Adre.

With Adre, what's your worst thumb show you ever did?

I got a couple of that.

Excuse me, this is a this is the worst.

That's the number one more things for to move on.

That was a wild thing to bring up as a bomb.

That was kind of a trauma.

It's like.

Kids laughing and you, dick, what was the reaction?

They were like?

And then I sat around.

I sat down to my friend Scott and he was like, you're Willie was out And I was like, you know, I probably didn't say goddam.

God, fucking damn it.

I didn't have iPhones back then.

It wasn't like a sure, well, it's like, you know, what was your worst bomb?

And oh I was in a you know I lost that was in a really bad car accident when I was nine, and I just remember, you know, being afraid for the first time, what's on the other side of this death and whatnot.

It just seemed a little inspiring.

Actually, thank you.

What my my whole my whole thing is that I was trying and cars people to be vulnerable as a as a thing.

The strange All right, Sorry, guys, No, thank you for sharing with the group.

I don't think I shared.

Did I shared that I was confused?

Maybe you share a little bit.

Thanks man.

Kareem.

You got you got a specific look going.

Uh you look like what's that shop pro Bass shop.

Prot maass Pro.

I looked like the store.

You look like the store ponification of the store.

Isn't there like a massive pyramid they.

Would We wanted to like route it on tour and we couldn't figure out how to show there doing performer show there.

But they have a stage.

I think, oh my god, good for them, let's get on it.

It was like a failed pyramid that this guy built in the they turned into a bass process.

He's probably the Egyptian ancient Egypt built.

Yeah, they well retail.

It's when after they built the pyramid, they took about to Kentucky's they were like, let's build one last pyramid.

You should put one of those in Central Park, a beast pro shop pyramid.

Yeah, lot of the original hieroglyphics.

Were you born in Cairo?

When did you leave?

Why?

I know so much about that's why you woke up.

We're pandering to you.

Now.

You're gonna talk about four years old three so you don't really know it.

No, and you never went back.

Only to steal jewels.

Nick that Nick night at the museum.

That's about me.

That's a your Yeah, well you're you're a multi hyphen multi hyphen you're a musician, you're a comedian, and your personality is that what I am?

I don't know what.

It's kind of like a catch up.

I like socialite, your socialite, a social and your sex symbol.

That's that's nice.

One more time m.

That march sim.

Let's turning me out.

That's a I marched some mastering.

I was telling Joe I have low te so this is good, I think, so.

Yeah, yeah, you know, we don't play that game here.

We're all high t.

I need to get my t tested.

The thing everyone's saying tea and you know what you're fucking talking about?

Is it like a thing here.

It's like spill the tea.

I mean, spill the testosterone.

I just like saying that into a syringe and then do a little bit of you know, Dayne the Rock Johnson juice.

You know what I'm saying.

Whoa, now he lost it?

What I mean, he's become skinny.

Jack, He's skinny Okay, So what what's the just tell us your nightmare gig.

Before I did all this stuff, before I was a socialite, I was an entrepreneur and I one time I started this thing called a Museum of Pizza.

It was a good rich quick scheme.

It was a real It was a Kentucky it was a real disaster.

It was in Williamsburg.

Anyways, it went like, well enough, that was a bomb.

That was already a bomb.

What is the museum of pizza?

You're serving pizza.

You're talking about the history of pizza.

It was like the MoMA dedicated to pizza.

So you're so I had the world's largest collection.

I still have understanda boxes.

What the hell?

Yeah, there was like three hundred pizza boxes behind glass and you could look at them from all over the world.

Was it a nonprofit?

Did you like it was a nonprofit.

After I was done with it, there was there was supposed to be profit, and then I ended up and then I end it was a was an accidental non profit.

I actually went negative and I lost one hundred thousand dollars.

But it was worth its.

Hundred wrecks, one hundred wrecks because I just thought it was.

I was on like all the good stories.

I was on shrooms and I was the whole time.

No, but I was on adderall the whole time.

Okay, I was on adderall in pizza the whole time during the creation events.

But when I was in the back of this car in l A, I was like ons rooms and I was like, it would be so sick to have a museum with pizza, and my friend was like, shut the And then I bought Museum of Pizza dot org and that's where went.

No.

I think I let it go and I put it up and I took some photos of like people eating pizza, and then I was like, yeah, there's gonna be a cave.

There's gonna be a pizza cave.

There's gonna be this, there's gonna be that.

I don't know.

I just have to say.

Yes, that's what a little stag alites or whatever they're called.

That's what it was.

Because I saw this cave in Lebanon and I was like, yeah, make that out.

It's fine.

Oh my god, all this ship.

I just and and I just get words.

I would do pizza beach.

Meant to have North Korea or something?

What's that?

You were meant to have a country where you could be do this?

You know what I'm saying.

I should amazing infrastruction.

Thank you doing the Piang Youngiang yang comedy com.

We did a we did a show Rhode Island that was the last of the United States island.

Okay, so tell us more about this pizza.

I'm just gonna fast forward to the bombing part because that, you know, I like, that was a good time.

That's that's what it was.

And then I gave me email from MGM Las Vegas and they're like, oh, we like your thing that you're doing in New York.

Do you want to do it in Vegas?

And I was like, all right, you know, this is my chance to make back what I lost.

Maybe I'll put it at the MGM.

Wait, it completely flopped and somebody from MGM in Vegas is like, we gotta have this.

It was it was not a commercial.

It was not a commercial.

It was a pyramid, but it wasn't a commercial success.

It was a it was a it was it was hip.

I see yeah, I mean I got.

Some lure.

Some people were like, Okay, this is cool, this is a nice thing.

The pictures looked nice.

The press was all right, you know that it was fine.

The other pyramid in laws Vegas reached out.

They knew that I had the egypt connect and so I know your Egyptian.

Did you bring up the of course it was the first thing.

That is the first thing I said.

I was like, this makes so much sense.

Can I get a plus one?

And so it was in Vegas.

And I've had problems in my life as well.

Temptation Island.

I've had problems.

I've had problems about I like, you think me and did you hear this guy's stories?

Yeah?

Yeah, they went to death.

I'm gonna yeah, you've been waited to give us the real I was.

Like, I'm gonna book a flight that arrives at like nine or ten pm so that Temptations don't tempt me, you know what I mean, Like Vegas.

I'm gonna get to Vegas.

I'm gonna go to bed, and I'm gonna have this meeting at nine a m.

With MGM.

Understand it, everybody you.

Wanted in the morning meeting so that you didn't party your hard.

Yes, And that's why I got in late, because you get there at ten pm.

Vegas is already it's the town that the town, well what else was it?

So I so I get anything that night and saw I'm on my flight and I'm telling my friend.

I'm like, I'm on my way to Vegas.

I got this big meeting tomorrow.

You're all up.

At this point, I was.

I was off the adderall for a little bit.

My friend I switched a difference.

I switched.

I switched to the Bolivian marching powders.

I didn't actually switch what they say.

And I'm texting my friend and he's like, text Hammer, He'll he'll get you what you need.

I go.

I don't want anyone, but he gave me Hammer's number, and so then I'm I'm mid flight and all I can think about is this guy named Hammer and what kind of accoutremans may provide me.

I was like, I'm not gonna do it.

I'm not gonna do it.

I'm not gonna do it.

Get to my hotel and I immediately texted yeah, immediately, I didn't even go to my room yet.

Yeah.

I was like, I just need one little thing.

I don't need a lot of things.

I need one little thing.

And he goes, I don't do one little thing.

I can only give you three things.

I said, I'm only here for three different drugs or three bags bags.

There was a minimum order, so I was like, whatever, I'll take the minimum.

I'll give it away my friends that I'm gonna meet.

And uh so the stuff comes.

I go to my room and it's pretty good and I feel pretty fucking good.

Yeah.

Now you're like, no, I'm gonna make a great decisions.

Now it's midnight, so I go down to the blackjack table.

Yeah, I'm feeling really good.

You got hot hands.

And let me tell you, it was like a scene from a movie.

There was like a fat guy and a cowboy hat, like a little old lady from like Iowa.

Everyone's like, what are you doing a ton I'm like, I'm here with the pizza museum, and I'm like when we're all winning and tables hot, like it was amazing, going to the bathroom a little bit, coming back out blah.

And then it's then a seven am, eight am meetings at nine and you probably looked great.

I looked amazing.

You just made Did you make any fucking were you making money?

At the you lost all your money?

I was up like two k and then you were down.

No.

No.

I left the table to go to the meeting with my two K and H and I go and it is like it's like I've been walking through the desert for like forty days and forty.

Very Egyptian had been with Moses five there, and I showed up to this meeting like this, yeah cool.

And the people look at me and they're like this is not good, and they're like, welcome to Vegas.

Like the mobsters, my criminals.

You're having a meeting, it has a meeting at nine am.

Who runs anything in Vegas.

It's not ethical people.

It's not ethical people.

But they had a meeting at.

The criminals that you had a meeting with judging there were there.

There were these nice people.

They were nice people.

And I go in there and I.

Give the presentation like this, you know, I'm just like kind of like really leaned over the table.

It was the first time in my life that I never They didn't call or email or follow up.

They just we just never ever ever spoke it.

Like I don't even know if it really happened, Like it just feels like usually people are like cool, we'll circle back or or something.

Just was just nothing.

Never hear back from them again.

It was a It was a complete disaster.

It was.

It was definitely my my worst ever situation.

Did you show them the two K that you won?

Yeah, and chips.

I went back to the casino and.

You probably got did you after a thing?

Lost nothing?

I left with a venty fucking Starbucks.

Did they pay for the flight?

No, it was.

The Museum of Pizza for Museum Pizza, So you know it was a.

Bomb with a redre.

With are okay, it's dominatrix time.

You guys are going to get on all fours and drop the trow and you have to answer questions.

And there's a dominatrix that's going to be use you until you get the answers, right you guys.

Ready, her name is tell me.

How about you guys?

But I got the questions for you guys, it's haram.

Hold on, no, no, no, no, no, no, come on in.

You gotta show.

You got to show what they're reacting to.

Come on and explain what we're gonna do with Okay, you have to get the answers right.

We have missed.

We have a professional here.

Okay, you're not gonna do anything that's embarrassing or regrets.

That's not going in.

It's a podcast.

By the way, no one's even gonna see it.

Yes, we're not gonna see We're not gonna use any of this, but you do have to get on all fours a child.

This is miss till may tell me, tell me, this is Chef Matt.

He's gonna make some turtle soup for us.

Do you guys have any dietary restrictions?

Okay?

So uh.

Okay, say I mean if you guys want to expose, you took Usay, that's what I'm talking about.

Okay, sol okay, what is We'll start easy?

Oh, do we have like a buzzer or something?

Maybe you got that whole fucking thing.

Oh no, for them, for them?

Wait wait, does it look like what is that penis so red?

Okay, I think it's an animal's penis.

Yeah, it's a penis.

We're all learning a lot today.

We're all learning a lot.

Okay.

So are your parents?

Are your Egyptian parents still.

Alive one which you can't see those?

Mom, Mom wants it?

Okay, good dad, dad passed away.

Yeah, but he will be cool with that.

Yeah, as long as you're dead.

I did a lot as my dad was from the Caribbean.

But as soon as he died then you can do more more American things.

Sorry, what's everyone's names here?

Joe Jack, Nice to meet you, Jack, Jack Korean?

Okay, nice to meet you Americ.

Okay, So these are a little bit tricky.

Let me make what's the capital?

Well, they don't have a buzzer.

They could make a noise easily.

The clap like jeopardy.

It's like jeopardy, and then if you get it wrong, you get beat and if you.

Don't answer, you get hurt too.

But it starts, doesn't start to do you really have to I think you're running away.

If you really have to piss, you can go.

That was.

That was a mistake, question mark, as you can go for a bit.

You really have the best, Yeah, if you really have the best, you can go, but okay, we'll warm up with great Okay.

Which which subway station did former New York City mayoral candidate Andrew Yang say it was his favorite subway?

I remember this time?

Who you can still beat me with that?

Okay, you can still put that in me.

What is the best subway station?

Uh?

East broadably stop?

There were what is the worst subway station?

Oh?

My god?

Still well wrong?

Now I just made it up.

We're gonna, We're gonna, We're gonna.

Yeah, I mean, I mean, you know, smack them around a little bit or whatever.

What would you normally do for for for warm up?

Yeah?

Just have.

Get on all fours it, bring this out hands, kiss.

Your boots, just kiss your that's not if your mom see this.

Open up?

Okay, still bad, he's a Gyptian.

That's not fair.

That was like the hardest you've come.

I don't like Footstop.

What are you talking about?

You just.

Tells the super book.

You guys, don't tell me how to.

Live my life.

Answer the questions.

Don't tell me.

Don't tell me.

Okay, I've been called that before.

All right, Joe, where were you on January sixth?

Uh?

Okay, that's the right answer.

We like that.

Okay, who played the boss on Who's the Boss?

The TV show?

I have no idea.

I'm sorry, Joe, you're gonna have to get torture alright alr dom.

Slop slept, Yeah, to punishments English guided the Egyptian guy horn, Well, I'm sorry that deserves something.

Oh you beat him?

Get that wrong?

Break?

That's not as bad as that.

Wait the more.

But you know all right?

Okay, uh, you know what, we don't have any real questions.

What are some questions?

I went through pretty quick.

What's my mom's name?

No, maybe Diana.

They're both wrong.

I'm sorry, you're gonna have.

A good fortune by the We should do some class.

Yeah, yeah, I agree.

I agree with you there.

It's election that get a clean.

Nipple clam Yeah, get your up?

Is that gonna heart?

Who am I putting this on that?

No government?

I don't want?

What do you make it?

Man?

This is like it's a intestine, like the black soup with peppercorns.

Yeah, it should be good.

It just looks in your opinion, that's your opinion.

My opinion is that's disgusting.

Okay, we'll do just one last.

I kind of want to try them too, yeah, I want to try trying to tell you the trip is going to be nice, but just.

This after so whoever gets it wrong, it can I take that home with me.

Have it's kind well enough?

I got the longest neck here.

Here you're showing you off your dominance.

Remembers what else is in there?

Over a little what's that green things?

Oh it's a little it's a little tentacle, you know, on the smaller side.

But you can suck anything that looks like you feel good.

That might tackle the you know, the angle.

I'm want to get modified.

You're getting that body?

Yeah, how do I get this over again?

We're gonna put some of this in the grosser jar?

What kind of sexual would I be if I got this?

That this is sexual?

That this thing is nice?

That's the same actually, and you'rephobic?

Yeah, okay, but one last question?

Okay, what is the capital of Virginia?

This is for John.

This is the final question.

This American Charleston?

Mm hmm, it's definitely not Charleston.

What is it?

I actually don't know what you guys both have to I think you have to get spanked undertook.

I want to kick somebody's bass.

Someone has to suck the big deal dough before you get.

Kicked in the Yeah, okay, you suck the You're.

Not fucking either of those things.

No one he agreed to the doors.

What about ask only one?

What if we could we choose?

Can I see that tray?

You're a different.

You brought a whole tray, a little half the punishments.

You don't even need the tray.

It makes you wonder.

I think I'd rather get like tickled or something.

I mean, exercise you can do you want to say, that's going to be pretty mild compared to what you're about to actually kick each other?

Are you?

Are you ready to serve?

Oh yeah, serve up, serve us and then she'll get ready to kick Joe and the balls?

All right?

What about a little tap?

I'm fasting?

You've been wait what is it?

It's taking internal?

So we got pig ears, duck feet bringing out all the time in the back.

These are a little fit here.

This is the mild jack something like.

I kind of want to just get tickle.

Piece of museum.

I hate getting what's.

Working thirty minutes.

This is what somebody's got you.

This is the worst party favorous What is this somebody's got.

Wild broker who crokel broker, al broker, proper fish.

Okay, I didn't seem that.

No, it's pretty mile.

That's that one that just broadly I think it's like it's the body of it's food, Like what's the point it doesn't take its good?

Yeah, I can't think it's Filipino, dang it exactly?

Yeah, like pretty miles.

We start this?

Wow?

What bang?

Now?

Okay, maybe I don't want to do it a little care.

It's nothing, it's okay.

Let's take off the top, take off.

No, no, they're good in the bay room.

I don't want to hurt.

Take off the safety.

Here we go.

We want something else here, big beat pig years here, dumplings are probably if you're to get something, these are miles.

I promise you.

It was nothing.

That had a little more weights to it too.

No, no, no, no, no, mister, what do you normally do to me?

Told me, I see tell me get hungry to me.

That's what I thought.

I love figures.

You want figures right here?

Boom?

Yeah, this is good stuff.

Anything else one thing I've had fish.

If you get washed, I don't look at me like, let's.

Go where I want?

Know, Okay, what do you normally do?

Like for my job?

I'm a heart satist, So beat down's knife play, needle play like things I can't do here?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

What do you mean you shouldn't like knives?

Like cutting, scarification?

Yeah?

And what's your worst bomb?

Oh my god?

Okay, I had this really funny one.

He's into like forced by.

Have you heard of forced by?

It's like he's basically forced by.

He's like closeted, but forced forced forced bisexual.

Yeah, but he's super closeted.

So we had to do this three hour session where the first half I'm a woman and I go into the bathroom for like a full clock like change like wig, you know, like lowering my voice, changing to a man.

I come out with a big strap and I pretend to I was Tom For the rest of those was like truly one woman play.

Yeah, sound like a fat Your bomb sounds like it wasn't a bomb, but I was like, you know it was.

I'm not an actress, so I felt really silly.

For the last hour and a half.

I was dating a British gal allegedly while ago are you sure she was a Welsh.

She might have been Welsh, but she uh.

She goes, do you have any fantasies?

I was like, yeah, I don't know you and probably some other hot chick.

I don't know.

It's just the usual too.

And then she's like, no, there's so freaky enough.

Sorry.

She's like, that's some fucking freaky enough.

Night, you know.

She she talked like Clive Owen.

And I was like, what what is your fantasy?

Girlfriend of mine?

And she went she goes, I'm breaking and entering rape fantasy.

Okay, what do you what do you mean?

What do you want to do?

She goes, I want you to come in.

And I had a little shitty apartment at the time.

I just broke.

She goes, come and break, Pretend you're breaking into the apartment and jump my bones.

And I was like all right.

And it was like a really bad one man playing a little city apartment.

I had a little like flat screen on the like wall that was like this big, and I went I went boom, thank god, no one's here.

I'm gonna steal this flat wait a beautiful woman.

And then she was like, just shut up.

I was like, no, no, no, you're probably I was like David, can I just give me just they can do the horizontal hooky pookey.

I wasn't good at what you do, so well, what was the worst worst.

Gig you had?

Though?

The worst?

I mean that's like relative, right, Like how'd you get into it?

I mean the first the early days, there must have been some fucking swings and missus.

Yeah.

I think like sometimes it's just like bad bondage, you know, people breaking out of it.

And like I once had this guy, Oh, I once had this guy.

He was like I mean I think he was a football player, Like he was six or five, like huge, his one of his legs is like the sides of my torso.

And he was like, I want to feel like a small girl.

I don't know how much I can put you in bond to make you feel like a small girl.

And in the early days, I didn't know how to do it very well.

And so he was just breaking out of it and like just constantly like coming out of that headspace, you know, and not feeling he wasn't just he wasn't feeling the way he wanted to feel the whole time.

Good money for that shit earlier.

I'm more experienced now.

Though, now you would be able to make someone feel like a small girl if they want to.

Yeah, right, m.

Why are you looking at me with my west what's your bomb?

Yeah no, I don't know.

We're starting to show over again.

What you got.

We got some honey common testing with some beef tries there it's like a it's a turtle soup bass and then you have a bunch of tendons.

That's pretty much it.

Thanks for showing me that you need to bite right.

No, a little bit, Joe, you've had some something.

It's great.

Might be walking his camera.

I feel nothing, Joe, I feel.

You don't want to disrespect tradition here exactly, it's my tradition.

This is what this is cultures and.

This is a cultural you know this is here maybe something that was an act different jobs German where we draw.

Eat.

Wait, it's not like crickets and roasted dry roasted crickets.

They think that crickets need seasoning.

Yeah, you need some flavor ears, piggures.

There's the pigures.

You are good.

It's pushing it.

Yeah, I'm not trying the turtle soup.

Please have some crickets crickets.

Yeah, I mean actually the turtle soup is not bad, the soup not.

You gotta get the honeycomb tripe in there.

Yeah, we gotta start playing this ship out.

It tastes too good, but the people need to think that we're in hell right now.

It tastes.

There is all of it.

It's been let me pass it.

That's something NotI the one.

Literally, it's really not.

Why not?

Man?

I wish you'd have a pigure because I.

Don't eat years, but years I would eat.

I would suck a toe, but I wouldn't eat a pig.

Here cowiere monkey ear and.

Was sucking her toes.

She was.

What, of course?

What was your sexual bomb here?

I promise the most mild thing here.

Why does it look like skin?

Guys stunning?

This looks like skin?

Everything is everything is skin?

When not everything skin?

I'm just gonna say, whiskey, dick, you know, like it's just something boring And no, no, it is yet.

Grilled squid?

Did I It's not squid?

This is square squid.

You're a fucking night man.

You what the fun?

When when did I tell you terrible?

Tell me?

What?

Tell me?

Where?

I told you?

Sorry?

When we were at that place in green Point that the Gnoma guy opened up the restaurants, talk about there's another tourist story.

I think you're on your rated Germany.

You know what I'm saying, Man, you know what I'm You're picking up what I'm laying down.

No, you were doing that.

You were doing a bit of a German boogaloo.

You know what I mean.

Just stay away from there, the German.

I'm a I'm a bomless sex.

I have a bomless sex life on the Switzerland sex.

Thanks for asking, Okay, thank you?

Is there anything else?

But I think we know?

Yeah, all right, all right, I've had due.

Dunk feet kind of.

Have a nervous sing.

Thank you for coming on the show.

Go to her career and Joe call me and Jack here.

Oh my god.

Probably it's like all bone throw up.

He don't look good.

He doesn't look Yeah, I didn't ask you throw up.

Nobody else got of a nervous stomach, you know what I mean?

How did you start sweating?

Nobody else.

Where did you get your start?

You don't want to look at that bad carpet, you know what I mean.

It's all the years in the ballet.

Thank you guys for coming on the show.

I'm glad my mom's deep.

Yeah, yeah, I.

Got my dad's definitely.

Oh, have a little bit of it.

Right there, A little bits stomach, you know.

I mean I've heard that.

I've heard from a number of people.

We should have like a competition so you can get it like a certain distance from a window, and so you can get it stuck to the window.

Play that game with you any any day, any night.

I'll play that game with you.

Jump.

I won't play that.

I'm not scared anymore.

Don't be scared.

You got this, Yeah, it was just like the way the feet looked.

Maybe you feel you know, Yeah, it's disgusting.

It's temporary, and it will pass.

Everything passes.

And then how did you learn?

Did you have a domb mother that thought you?

I think my brain's just wird, weird since a young age.

Yeah, and you knew this was the life for you.

The first time I flogged a man in the dungeons, it felt like speaking to me.

Yeah, I was like, this is my vocation.

It really was like electricity from the.

God.

Yeah, I think that's beautiful.

What's flogging?

It's with that tool?

This is a flog tool.

Yeah, this is a flog nervous dual purposes.

Absolutely, I get jealous, and.

You know, I think a lot of my job is very Yeah, if it's on the intersection of like.

Arts, I can't look at it.

All right, thank you guys so much for doing the job.

Really, I'll be with Avid Condre.

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