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Welcome to Hoax, a podcast about the lies we wish we're true and truths that sound like lies.

Every episode we look at one story of a prank, a grift from history so big and bold it makes us question why we believe.

I'm the ghost of Danis Schwartz and I'm.

The evil twin of Lizzie Logan.

Welcome to the show.

Lizzie.

What's your relationship to the idea of the wild West?

Just like the concept.

I think it's one of the best like songs written for a movie ever.

Will Smith did a great job, and uh, you know, Kevin Klein freaked it.

And that's pretty much what I know about the wild West.

I'm thinking Saloon and Back to the Future three.

That's what I know about the West.

I mean, it's kind of interesting that now the West is just sort of an esthetic.

There's like space and there's cowboys.

Yeah, it's just like, I don't think people know a lot about the history of the West really.

I mean, so I'm I'm from California and A big part of growing up in California is like every year you're in middle school, your history curriculum module is like learning about California.

So like you learn about the gold Rush, and you learn about the missions, and but you never really learn about like Cowboy times, I think because it's like pretty problematic.

So I don't know, I learn.

I know a lot about like puayblows and like how to pan for gold and the difference between like fools cold and real gold, but I don't know anything about like Wider or Billy the Kid.

But you know, that's like a perfect segue because kind of even at the time, the idea of the West was just sort of this invented idea.

Yeah, so I'm going to before we get into the hoax, just a little bit of like background.

I think sort of people point out with like the origin of the idea of like the wild West.

I'm doing like air quotes is but kind of in the eighteen forties, the West as an idea began to get really popular, with like minstrel shows and P.

T.

Barnum presenting like reenactments of Native American chiefs and tribal dances.

In his exhibits, and exhibitions, so it was like already a fetishized object sort of where it's like, ooh, mysterious and exotic.

Yeah, and people were like, let's go die on the organ trail because we totally want to be part of this.

Yeah.

It was like, yeah, that sounds romantic and fun.

Well, in eighteen fifty nine, dime novels came out, so these super cheap paperback novels with very simplistic themes of like heroic cowboys, you know, savage Native American savage and air quotes outlaws said.

The tropes that people even now think of as the cowboys were like invented for fiction in nineteen, you know, eighteen fifty nine.

They're written super super quickly.

People are writing like multiple dime novels about cowboys a month, and people are eating them up.

There's this guy named Ned Buntline who is a writer who read this article about wild Bill Hiccock, who is a soldier and a scout and gun slinger, and Ned, this writer ran up to wild Bill Hiccock in a saloon and said, there's my man.

I want you because he wanted to write a dime novel about him.

But Allegedly, Hiccock hated being surprised, and the fact that a guy ran up to him was like, you he pulled his gun out and told him to get out of town.

I thought you were going to say that he just shot him, Like it seems like a really bad idea to surprise a gunslinger in a saloon.

Yeah, but no, he just said get out, and you know, get out of town in twenty four hours.

And so Buntline is like, fine, I'll talk to one of your friends and write a dime novel about him.

And he finds this twenty three year old guy named William F.

Cody, aka Buffalo Bill.

He intersting a guy he had fought some battles against the Sioux and Cheyenne, and was, you know, a buffalo wrangler hunter.

And he and Ned Buntline become friends, he writes.

Buttline writes this very popular serialized novel called Buffalo Bill The King of the Border, which is adapted into a hit play, and then in like the eighteen seventies, Buffalo Bill starts playing himself on stage in like wild West shows, there's the show called The Scouts of the Prairie, produced by Ned Buttline, New plays every year.

This troop tours for ten years.

They do like big reenactments of fights with Native Americans, and it's like goes all over the world and that so even in the eighteen seventies, the idea of the West as like a piece of popular entertainment was being formed in real time.

Interesting, I have a fun fact that I wonder if you're about to get to and I got no, please yank in the rugout.

Because I'm about to change the sub and talk about a hoax.

Oh okay, Well, do you know the thing about the Lone Ranger?

No?

Okay, So the Lone Ranger is a fictional character.

Yeah, but he was sort of based on a real US Marshal named Bass Reeves who was like known as like the most badass US Marshall in the West, and he was black.

Whoa, yeah, that's amazing.

He like started his life as an enslaved person and then became a US Marshal and then was like the coolest US Marshal ever and is one of the like he and some other people inspired the character of the Lone Ranger.

But like, what a cool figure from history that got whitewashed.

But like, fortunately now is getting un whitewashed.

That's so cool.

I did not know that.

Yeah, anyway, so cool, A cool figure from the old fact Bass reeves.

So the wild West is like at this point, even in the eighteen seventies, when the Wild West is like still ostensibly happening, even as it's happening, it's being like romanticized in real time.

And people who don't live in the West, people live on the East Coast, people who live in big cities, can see these Wild West shows, can read these dime novels, and they have an idea of what it's like to live in the wild West.

And the truth is not nearly as exciting as a dime novel because it's like those are novels, and not nearly as exciting as these shows because those are performing shows.

But case in point, a lot of people come out West just for jobs and like boring jobs.

There's a town called Palisade in Nevada that's a very very sleepy mining town.

In eighteen sixty eight, it becomes a station on the Central Pacific Railroad and it just basically only exists as a transportation hub for eastern Nevada mining camps and to live there is mostly because you're a miner working in minds ten hours a day, six days a week.

It's really physical, boring work that the truth of living there isn't very romantic.

There's like a lot of xenophobia happening because people think Chinese people are stealing their jobs, and those jobs don't sound very fun in the first place.

Nope, it's a very small town with basically one saloon.

I guess probably what you're picturing for an old West town.

Yeah, I'm just picturing like and the only exciting thing that happened in this time is that like jeans were invented.

Yeah, down the street invented jeans.

Well, what does become sort of exciting is in eighteen sixty eight, because this sleepy mining town is a stop on the Central Pacific Railroad, passenger trains will come through, Okay, passenger trains from Chicago to San Francisco, which is basically from Dana to.

Lizzy, the Dana Lizzy Express, the Dana Lizzy.

Express, and it would stop in Palisade usually as a chance for these people to like stretch their legs.

They would fill up more water in the engine and like, you know, wait ten minutes and something kind of unusual started happening when the train stopped there these big city you know, I don't know, what's like a cowboy way to insult a big city person.

You half a lutint, half fancy fancy city.

Yeah.

Yeah, So these city slickers would be walking stretching their legs when they would see in the middle of the street a cowboy lift his pistol and go up to another man and say, I saw what you did with my sister, and the man would deny it, and then the cowboys shot, and the guy collapses and there's blood on the street, and people drag his body away, and a sheriff comes and chases, and then the train would be like okay, all aboard, and you'd have to get back on the train and be like, oh my god, what did we just see.

Basically, the passengers on this train would stop.

In the ten minutes that they would be stretching their legs, a scene out of a Wild West dime novel would happen.

Is this like that bus tour in New York where it would like to and they would do a little song and dance.

I mean, basically, but this wasn't a thing that the train hired people were just like, what is happening.

There's wood, you know, they dragged this body off.

People would be like, oh my god, the wild West is really wild.

The scene that I just described of a man shooting another guy.

In the news article to quote it, they say, sympathetic friends carried off the dead and wounded to some neighboring saloon, and then frightened and bewildered immigrants, which are the train passengers, crawled from under seats and behind cars, their blanched faces and trembling limbs attesting to their belief and the genuineness of the fight.

So train passengers passing through Palisade would just always happen to witness some astonishingly entertaining and terrifying moment of the wild West.

One time, half a dozen Native Americans ran into town and were like rounded up by a cowboy.

Sometimes there were bloody shootout.

Sometimes sheriffs would arrest people.

And the reason that this was always happening, that it was so entertaining was because it wasn't real.

Yeah they're doing improv It was the.

Entire city of Palisade, the sleepy board mining tone decided to give purpose to their sad, lonely mining, you know, exhausted lives, that they would trick the city slickers on big trains who expected the wild West to be some like, you know, crazy gun slinging place.

They're like, fine, you want it, we'll give it to you.

Dan, I absolutely love this.

I love this so because my favorite, one of my favorite plots in a movie or episode of television is Let's put on a show.

Let's put on a show.

Let's put on a show will get me pretty much anytime, Like it really really delights me.

So I'm going to quote from an article from a newspaper called the Virginia City Territorial Enterprise, who wrote about this prank in October eighteenth.

Are they making money from this?

No?

No, They're just doing it to quote to quote, a half dozen Native Americans, for a reasonable compensation, would submit to being bound hand and foot and laid on the platform during the stay of the train, and around their prostate bodies, a guard of citizens armed with immense revolvers, long rifles, and bloodthirsty looking bowie knives would march with Marshall Maine, meanwhile entertaining the gaping, open mouthed greenhorns with blood curdling tails of border warfare.

So they also got Native Americans that they're paying a reasonable wage.

To participate in this.

Who is paying them?

I think the city?

No one, Okay, So they have like a fund, they have like a entertain the tourists.

But yeah, and according to this article, they used animal blood from the local slaughterhouse.

They would load guns with pot powder but no ball, so that the guns would actually fire, but there would be no bullet of it, because they just thought it was fun to trick city folks who were looking down on the dangerous like savage West.

And also, according to lore, train passengers were complaining that the wild West they expected was really boring.

So like train passengers had been like complaining to the train and complaining to people in the town that they're like, well, we expected something out of these wild West shows or like you know what we had been reading in dime novels, and really it's it's so boring.

So they decided they would put on a show.

This is incredible.

According to one source, they did like a thousand of these shows, which means like one a day for three years.

This is incredible and is making me feel a lot of things because so I'm from San Francisco, Yeah, which has a really bad reputation right now, like and you know, don't take conservative's word for anything, but like people will say the most like whack shit about San Francisco.

That would be offensive if you said it about other cities.

Yeah, like people, well, like I've told people that I'm from San Francisco just in the course of conversation, and people will be like.

Oh, god, you know a lot of drugs or like, oh a lot of homelessness, or like, oh a lot of You're like into a city and I'm like, would you say to someone from Detroit like a lot of gang violence, like oh a lot of gun violece.

I'm like this is not like or like if someone said they were from New York, would you just be like a lot of terrorism, Like yes, like it has problems, like every city has problem.

But now I'm just like we should start doing this, Like anytime you see someone from out of town, like we should just like just like drop your pants, take a shit, offer them the fentanyl, like shoot up like saline, like you know what I mean, Like we should just if you know what you want bad San Francisco like, let's do it.

Let's give it to that is.

It's like you get little tour buses of people from Texas to bring up to San Francisco and put on the little show.

I want to do this now.

I'm like, yeah, let's lean into it.

You like be like, where are your children?

I would like to teach them pro noun.

Yes, I would like to take their gender away and give them two items of crack cocaine.

So that's I mean, that's the sources that that's what's happening.

That these people are just so bored and exhausted from their lives working ten hour days.

This town is so small they don't even have a theater to distract them, so like what are they going to do?

And in actuality, crime was so low that Palis did not even have a sheriff.

So in this place where they were doing elaborate shootouts every day, it's like, actually, no, everyone was getting along and there was no sheriff.

I would like to think that they did a raffle every week to decide who got to play the sheriff.

It'd be so.

Sweet, would be like, oh, well, it's Frank's birthday coming up, so he gets to play the sheriff and to go.

Yeah, and they have an endless supply of new audience members of unwilling audience members every single day.

That's incredible.

But I'm going to break your heart just a little bit.

Yeah, I thought it.

Maybe a twist might be kind.

I'm so sorry, because it's possible that this hoax is itself a hoax.

Because that newspaper I quoted above, the Virginia City Territorial Enterprise, It is a real newspaper, but it's it's our main and only contemporary source on this hoax.

And it also was a newspaper that frequently had joke and satire articles one.

Of the main guys writing the onion of its day.

But not not quite Okay, So here's the thing.

One guy writing for it is a man you might have heard of by a little name name Mark Twain.

Okay, not to spoil this entire podcast, but Mark Twain wrote satire in newspapers that I just cannot get my head around.

Well, hopefully, I think I'm gonna still clear.

That was funny that I just don't get so.

In a letter he wrote about his experience writing for the Virginia City Territorial Enterprise, and he said these stories were feats and calamities that we never hesitated about devising when the public needed matters of thrilling interest for breakfast.

The seemingly tranquil Enterprise office was a ghastly factory of slaughter, mutilation, and general destruction in those days.

So you know he's admitting that they just had fun writing bloody hoax articles.

Okay, he made up this story about a newly discovered petrified man, like a man who had turned to stone in the desert that from thousands of years ago.

And then he also wrote this famous hoax article for this newspaper about a man going crazy and murdering his wife and kids, which sounds like a laugh riot.

See this is what I'm saying.

I don't like Mark Mark.

Yeah, mister Twain, I don't understand your humor.

Well, okay, I'm going to try to explain it for you, please.

The petrified man article, he describes it, and it reads like a straight article, except he also describes the position they found the man in is with his thumb against his nose, like thumbing his nose at the audience.

So that was the big joke there, okay, and the other one, this story, which truly was just an article about a man going crazy and murdering his wife and kids.

He begins by saying that the man was residing with his family in the loghouse just at the edge of the Great Pine Forest between Empire City and Dutch Nicks.

There's no actual pine forest there, which means that he wrote this article with like a hint for the people reading it that it wasn't real.

Where He's like, people who live here will know that this is made up.

And when this bloody story that people love, like when it travels all over the world, because people love these bloody stories, they won't know it's made up.

But we will know it's made up because I planted these little hints here.

And more importantly, he was actually kind of trying to make a point with that article, because at the end of that article about a husband going crazy, they say that the husband went crazy because he invested in this company, Spring Valley Water Company of San Francisco, which was a real company and was crooked and went under and they were like, and he lost all his money and went crazy.

And so the end of the article says the newspapers of San Francisco permitted this water company to go on borrowing money and cooking dividends under cover of which cunning financiers crept out of the tottering concern, leaving the crash to come upon poor and unsuspecting stockholders without offering to expose the villainy at work.

We hope this fearful massacre detailed above may prove the saddest result of their silence.

So later, when he admits it to hoax, he says it was necessary to publish the story in order to get the fact into the San Francisco papers that the Spring Valley Water Company was cooking dividends by borrowing money.

The only way you could get that fact into a San Francisco journal is to smuggle it in or some great tragedy.

You're making a concerned face.

I'm just thinking, I'm thinking, and I'm considering.

It's not all good, But I understand why.

Some'm like, I don't know, little writer would have fun with this, being like people are gobbling up stories about about men murdering people, but no one cares about a story about a stock company.

I mean, okay, so that I understand, like has a point to me, that is not like that is a different thing from like it's a like, that's not funny.

But I'm like, okay, so he was.

But I think he did think it was funny.

Okay, I think he was wrong.

I think he thought it was funny to write these stories that he knew the public would eat up for his own little like ends, whatever those ends may be, whether it was just like thumbing their nose or being like, hey, this stock company, this company, I want to like expose the fact that they were cooking dividends.

And I think he thought it was funny to leave hints that certain people reading it would know it was made up, but not everyone.

Hmmm, Well, I'll have an answer for you on our new podcast Dissecting Mark Twain, hundreds of years after his death.

Mark Twain, funny or not?

Yeah, I want to go back to living in the world of five minutes ago, when I thought that a whole town did a fun prey.

Well, but here's here's what I want to say.

The Virginia City Territorial Enterprise did publish real articles.

There are real articles, okay.

And also when it did publish joke articles, there were usually those specific hints of like the petrified man was thumbing his nose, or it says that there's like a.

Did Mark Twain write for the Virginia Okay, so he wrote for this paper?

And you know when there were joke articles, they usually had those hints of like there's a big pine forest here, but there's not.

And the Palisade hoax story does not have any of those markers.

But there's no other contemporary accounts, like there's nobody who wrote.

We don't don't have any like letters from someone being like I was on the train today and I saw the craziest thing.

No, although you did your cousin see that when they took the same drain.

There's an amateur historian named Gerald B.

Higgs who wrote like a pretty well regarded account of the palis Ataks in nineteen seventy six, and he said that his sources was visiting the County Recorder's offices in Nevada and was like, I was boots on the ground.

But he doesn't actually cite his sources, so we don't know.

And our only contemporary contemporary source is the Virginia Newspaper, where there were hoax articles.

Is this town real?

Yeah?

Do they I mean, are there like descendants of the people who live there?

Could we ask?

I don't know, Well I could tell you, so what happened next?

If we have listeners in Nevada, can you like go there and check for us?

Well, that might be a little tricky.

Does nobody live there?

Because so in eighteen eighty five there were Eureka minds just declined and so most people just started to move away.

In nineteen ten, there was a flood that destroyed most of the town.

The post office was discontinued in nineteen sixty one, and then, in a Shit's Creek twist, the entire town was sold at auction April twenty six, two thousand and five, for one hundred and fifty thousand dollars to an unidentified bitter.

Okay, because it's just a ghost town.

Now, if you own this town, if you're the unidentified bitter, can you please you know what?

Can you make this reel?

Like?

Can you say I will?

I know a lot of improv people and we will do this.

Should we just should we crowdfund and buy this town to make it an improv theater?

Like?

Can we just do like a week of these performances?

Although then it would just become cowboy old Williamsburg, a colonial Williamsburg, or like Westworld without you.

Say that, like, that's a really bad thing, and I think it would be so fun.

Do you think people would go to Westworld with people?

Yes?

Yeah, I don't know.

Maybe, But I think.

Part of the fun is also that the people watching didn't know it was fake, that they thought it was real.

If they know you're acting, it's a less fun.

I think it's I mean, I don't really want to see anybody get murdered, so for me, it's more funy is getting right hozy Logan got pushing, doesn't want to see people murdered, hot take.

I would rather pay for admission to an interactive show than take a train ride through a sleepy town and witness across.

Well.

I mean people agreed with you, because clearly people loved like wild West.

Shows like Antie Oakley and like you know, Buffalo Bill were wildly popular.

But this would have been the only show where they thought they were getting the real thing.

Maybe it was true.

We can there's no law that says we can't believe it.

There is no law yet, And again.

The article itself doesn't have any indicators that it was fake and it was picked up by sources you know at the time, it's plausible.

It does seem sort of unlikely that in a thousand shows, no one else like you would think after five hundred shows, another a reporter from another newspaper would be like, I'm gonna go check.

This out, Like maybe the wild West was just so wild these things are happening in all the time.

They were too busy making up stories about men going crazy because they lost their fortune in crooked stock companies.

Do you think anything about the wild West was real?

Like do you think like did Davy Crockett fight a bear?

Yeah?

And the shootout at Okay Corral was real?

Yeah, But but I think do you remember the Alamo?

I don't.

Actually, I'm not.

I never, I genuinely never think about that.

I'm almost embarrassed.

I've spent so much time researching for my other podcast, Noble Blood, like I know so much more about European history than I do, like basic American history.

Genuinely, I'm like way better versed British history than I am American history.

I'm not well versed in either, So I'm a patriot.

I also think a lot of I guess.

It's pretty patriotic of me to be ignorant.

Classic America is America.

It's just I think a lot of our ideas about the wild West make it more glamorous than it is.

Like I think the violence was mostly people like stealing livestock and there, you know, that's what happened.

There were gangs of people stealing livestock occasionally and they would get shot.

And I don't think it was like glamorous heroes and villains the way that they were portrayed in dime novels, because those were popular entertainment and there's always been violence, and I think that there's violent in cities, and there's violent in you know, a rural areas, and I think that the idea of romanticizing it because it's like an aesthetic that's appealing, doesn't make it any more true than than you know, the reality, which is probably way less glamorous, unless it's just people putting on a show, which I.

Said that it was really fun.

I would love that.

Can I leave you with one more Palisade story, please?

So Palisade got to be in the news one more time In nineteen thirty two, when President Hoover was taking the train back to California to vote.

If you had paid me one thousand dollars, I could not have told you who was president in nineteen thirty.

What if I gave you like five guesses, like Hoover is just not a president that I know about.

I remember, this is a tiny as side.

I just would have said FDR.

And I would have gone to my grave saying FDR.

Close enough, Okay.

I remember being in sixth grade and sitting in my social studies class looking at a poster of all the American presidents, and again sixth grade as well, like eleven twelve.

Yeah, and I saw on the poster that there was a president named Chester Arthur.

And I distinctly remember being like, I have never heard that name before.

Every other name on this poster I have like heard and I'm aware of as a president.

That was the moment where I was like, we had a president named Chester Arthur.

And now we can cut this if you want.

That's a very important name to you.

Yeah, I have I have a son named Arthur.

We do not have to cut that.

He's very important to me.

I wasn't going to cut it.

I just if you want his name on the pod on social media all the time.

But yeah, at that moment, I decided, if I ever had a son, it American president America's most forgettable I think he might be.

I would argue that that he's America's most forgettable.

Present, America's most forgettable president.

Sorry, you were talking about President Hoover.

Yeah.

President Hoover was taking the train to California to vote because he was going to vote in his home state in the election.

I didn't know he was from California.

I guess, I guess the Hoover dam Hoover dam.

Oh my god.

We're learning thank so much about American history in this episode.

Lizzy's really going through it.

Forget it, Jake, it's trying to.

But the night before the President's train passed through Palisade, a guard caught two men carrying seventeen sticks of dynamite who were planning on blowing up the train and assassinating the president.

Is this real or is this maybe a hoax?

No?

I mean the guard said that he did this.

They tried to.

I mean, is this like from real newspapers and stuff?

Yeah, this is right, Okay, okay, the guard they tried to stab and shoot this guard that the guy who are trying to blow up the train, but he survived.

He prevented them from blowing up the train, and Hoover was fine.

This tiny town of three hundred people in it was huge news because there's an attempt at assassination.

This one guard prevented it.

Great job, thank you, tiny Palisade.

Except yeah, also, two weeks later the guard said he made it up.

So it happened in that it was written about in newspapers, but in another sense, it didn't happen because it never happened.

I mean, so it's a town of liars.

Yeah, So either they lied in that they put on shows of things that were fake, or they lied and that they lied about putting on shows.

And it also it is pretty clever on.

Lion journalists lied about them lying by pudding.

To lie about putting on shows is funny.

And you don't have to get then animal blood out of your.

Clothes, Dana, This is all so funny.

I know.

I also have to shout the reason I heard about the story in the first place is because we talked about it on another podcast that I occasionally host called Very Special Episodes, which you should listen to.

But the second I heard about the story, I was like, I need to learn everything about it and also talk to my friend Lizzie about it.

Yeah, this is like giving me so much to think.

About starting a citywide improv troup.

I mean, do you remember improv everywhere?

Wow?

Palisane?

Did Palisane Nevada?

And or Mark Twain invent improv everywhere?

Yeah?

They were like no pants, subway rides and flash mobs.

Oh my god.

That's kind of when the Internet peaked.

So that was when the Internet was good.

Yeah, that was like when like the YouTube to Ellen Pipeline.

Was do you remember when iPhones you could drink beer?

And that was the whole thing about all that.

Or when there was a it was an there was an app first of all, that would just turn your iPhone screen white so that you could use it as a flashlight.

Yes, or it would turn it like a color so that you could use it as a lightsaber.

Yeah, it was Those were really good apps.

It was kind of when phones were good because we're like, I know this is powerful, but what is the point of this And I'm like, no, no, it was worth spending all this money because I can pretend to drink a beer.

See you said all this money.

I was like those like ninety nine cents.

But then I realized you meant the phone.

The money that you spend on the phone and apps used to cost nine I really did cost ninety nine cents, and they didn't take all your data.

So golden era of the Internet was improv everywhere, which was actually invented by Pallas a Nevada.

We actually don't know that Mark Twain wrote that article.

It doesn't have a byline.

He could have.

He also might not have.

Probably yeah, statistically he didn't because we know most of the articles he wrote for that newspaper.

If nobody else made that up, like imagine doing a Mark Twain level satire and you just don't take credit for it in the era of Mark Twain.

But also we can pause it again.

It's really possible that it is real that it happened.

Like this is a sleepy town where everyone is bored, and all the pieces were already in place, that these city slickers looking down on West the Westerners expected violence and expected, you know, these spectacles, and it's possible that people just decided, hey, let's put on the show.

Oh also should we talk about like who we would get I mean, we have plenty of time.

Should we talk about who we would cast in the movie of the Yeah?

What is the or would you fall in for this?

Who would do?

I absolutely would have fallen for this.

I am fallen for this.

I would need to believe in this.

I also would have done it if I was in this town.

I think I would have had so much fun just joining joining the gang and being part of the improv.

Absolutely, yes, I would have fallen for it.

And I think the movie of this is like a broad comedy.

It's like a golden erage of apatoch comedy.

It's also such a this is such a classic, like you know on Tumblr the like and then everyone clapped, you know what I mean?

Like the thing of like people writing little fictional stories that sort of reinforce what they think of the world, and then they go viral and like it's obviously fake, but you just kind of want to believe it's real.

I mean, this is a meta hoax, but it does get at why people do believe hoaxes when they reinforce what you already think.

If you are someone from Chicago taking a train to San Francisco, and you've read all these dime novels about like, ah, people fighting Native Americans and these cowboys and shootouts, and that's what you're expecting.

You want to see that, and when you see it, you'll believe it because you're like, yeah, this is this is what I was primed to believe.

Would you want to see a movie about this?

Should we make a movie about this?

Sure?

I mean there's got to be, like I feel like, it's got to be like The Three Amigos or something where like then there is an actual crime in town and they the fake sheriff has to do a real sheriff or like a Boy Who Cried Wolf situation where nobody believes that there's a real crime in town because they keep faking it.

They already made this movie.

Do you know what it is?

Is it Galaxy Quests?

We should we should watch a Bug's Life?

Okay, they should make wild They should make a Bugs Life sequel set in the wild West.

Great Dana, Where can people find you?

On Instagram At Dana Schwartz with three z's Where on Instagram at Hoax the podcast?

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Our hosts are Danish Schwortz and Lizzie Logan.

Our executive producers are Matt Frederick and Trevor Young, with supervising producer Rima L.

Kali and producers Nomes Griffin and Jesse Funk.

Our theme music was composed by Laine Montgomery.

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