David and Brad dissect the latest government grift as USAID gets caught red-handed funding terrorist groups while Americans are just an afterthought. From $57 million flowing to luxury migrant hotels (courtesy of FEMA) to Punxsutawney Phil's apparent DEI makeover, the boys unpack how your tax dollars are weaponized against you. Plus: Trump's precision strikes on Iran's nuclear ambitions leave the mullahs crying harder than a 40-year-old man proposing to his AI girlfriend. Speaking of which, they recount the story of Chris Smith—who just got engaged to a chatbot while his real-life baby mama watches in horror. Also, the Supreme Court finally tells activist judges to stay in their lane, but will it stick?