Episode Transcript
Here we go, c K and Carmen.
Time for that second date update.
Good morning, good morning, all right, second date update is going on right now.
You recently hooked up with a young lady by the name of Jordan.
Tell us about that.
Speaker 2Uh yeah, yeah, we just we just met like through some mutual friends, cause because I have I have broken up with my girlfriend of like two years recently, so I'm trying to get back out there.
And so we went to this restaurant like not too far from me, and like conversation was really good and everything was going great, and then out of nowhere, my ex walked up to the table because apparently she worked at this restaurant.
Bruh, yes, bruh, yes, it must have got there like recently.
And so she like she has like a you know, one of those like little drugs of water that they like pouring the cups or whatever, right, and she just like puts it up like right in the middle of the table and just like pours the whole thing out.
Oh yes, And I was like, you know, she's like talking about like you know, how dare you come in here?
And like this that and the other, and like I was just like shocked and like super embarrassed obviously, you know.
Speaker 3Damn Okay, So what'd you do?
Speaker 4Well?
Speaker 2We let we left the we left the restaurant.
I just like got her out there like real quick.
Speaker 3Okay.
Speaker 2We went to another restaurant and everything seemed to be okay, Like, you know, we had a good time, and she did like kissed me good night, and we like had planned on like another date and all that.
Okay, But now I ain't her for like a week.
Speaker 3Damn, bro, But you guys did kiss good night.
Speaker 2I know it's so good.
Like I get why she wouldn't, but it's so like good after that.
Speaker 1Damn, I'm still tripping off the fact that your ex was the waitress and she spilled.
Speaker 3Water on y'all.
Speaker 2I'm just glad I didn't order coffee.
Speaker 3Gosh.
Speaker 1Okay, all right, So here's what we're gonna do.
We're gonna get Jordan on the phone.
I'm gonna try to play the role of cute, but I'm gonna figure out what's going on.
See why she ghosted on you.
I mean, I kind of have an idea on why she probably hasn't hit you back, because that was probably crazy.
But the only thing that I keep going back to was she gave you a kiss good night?
So you know, if she wasn't feeling you, she wouldn't have kissed you good night.
And if she really was turned off, she probably would have dipped out instantly.
Speaker 2Yeah, exactly, like we still went out and had a great date.
Speaker 1So I don't know.
All right, Well, let me go ahead and get Jordan on the phone right now.
We're gonna see where this takes us, and we'll see if we can make a second date happen.
Okay, so we were able to track down Jordan.
Get Jordan on the phone.
We're in the middle of a second date update.
Jordan, Hello, Hello, Hello, is this Jordan?
Hey Jordan?
Now you're doing is c kinge Carmen from B ninety five?
Speaker 4Good morning, Hey, good morning.
I love you guys.
Speaker 3Oh, well, thank you?
Speaker 1What we're calling you because well, we're doing a second date update.
I mean, there's so many different things that we do on this show.
I just gotta cut to the chase.
We're doing a second date update.
Do you have any idea of who we might be calling about?
If you listen to the show, you know how the second date up date works.
Speaker 4Yeah, I think I might know who is calling.
Speaker 3And the name is.
Speaker 4Hunter.
Speaker 1Yes, why did you ghost on my man?
You haven't hit him up in over a week.
Speaker 4You know your man's is crazy.
Speaker 1Okay, well we kind of established that.
The one thing that we do know is that you guys accidentally went to a restaurant where she works and she spilled water on You guys are spilled water on the table.
But then you guys kissed later on.
So what's the problem.
Speaker 4K This found me on Instagram and started dming me all sorts of messages.
Speaker 3Oh sh yeah.
Speaker 4She's telling me how Hunter has got a small and that owned boy and that you know, they talked like how they used to to kinky things together, you know, and it sounds like it's stopped there.
So now this woman found out where I lived.
Oh, insanely creepy things on my front porch c K like stuffed animals.
Speaker 1Wait wait wait wait wait hold on a second, Hold on a second.
I got to bring Hunter in, Hunter.
Speaker 2Yeah, what sort of ex do you have?
Speaker 3Dude?
Speaker 2No, man, that sounds about right brow, you know, And then hold on.
Speaker 4That's not it.
She found out where I worked.
She's been calling where I worked and then hanging up bright me and then hang up.
So now my my manager's like, Yo, what's up with all these phone calls?
Speaker 2Hunter Jordan, I am, I'm obviously embarrassed.
Well I'm sorry, but like you've got to understand that's not me doing this, you know what I mean.
And like I've had a problem with her in the past and I've talked to people or whatever, and she'll tire herself out, you know what I mean.
Speaker 4Like we can get to tire herself out, dude, that I don't have time for that, and honestly you shouldn't deal with that crap either.
Speaker 2Like, but I'm just saying we could get through this together.
Like I thought, like, you know, if you really didn't want to, so why would you go out with me?
Speaker 4Hunter?
You are so sweet, you really are sweet, But that's something that we can't I can't get down with crazy X you know.
And I really think you should call the policeman because that is that's disturbing.
Speaker 1Yeah, disturbing, not cool, man, Like when I'm thinking about it, I'm like, bro, you realize that this woman what did you say she left stuffed animals on your porches?
Speaker 4Yes, she left me two stuffed animals that were from like past their anniversaries, the first and second year, I guess because they were together for two years and then pictures of them.
Speaker 1Wow, that's.
Speaker 2I'm speechless.
Speaker 4That's I mean, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2You got to do it.
Speaker 4You need to put a check on that girl, Mam.
Speaker 2Wow, you want to We could talk about this maybe over like coffee or something.
Speaker 4I ain't got time for it, bro, I'm sorry.
Maybe maybe, but I don't even know.
Speaker 3I'll tell you right now.
That was smooth though.
That was smooth, hunter.
Speaker 2I like that you did that.
Speaker 3Hey, that was the hell Mary right there, because that was a good one.
How fuck ah damn.
Speaker 1Hey, I heard a lot of shots being shot on a second date update, but that was the.
Speaker 3Hell Mary of all hell Mary's.
That was subtle.
It was smooth.
Speaker 1She didn't buy it, but it was.
It was a good one.
It was a good one.
I'm even thrown off by it right now.
I'm like, man, that was a good one.
Hey, you think maybe we can talk about this over some coffee.
We'll just get through it together.
I'll see what you did there.
Speaker 3That was good.
That was good.
Speaker 1But I mean, dude, your ex is really crazy and I think for this relationship.
To even go further, you probably have to have the police involved.
And what you need to do is let Jordan know that you got the police involved, and then maybe she can trust the fact that it's being handled professionally.
Speaker 3Yeah yeah, I.
Speaker 1Mean, but as of right now, like just y'all kicking it the way that your exes moved.
I mean, I'm sure that Jordan probably doesn't even feel safe.
Speaker 4Where I work and where I live.
Speaker 3I mean, damn, that's crazy.
She does some research on y'all.
Speaker 4All right, well, well how she found that information?
Like what is she like?
She's a waitress, But I mean she's more than that, dude, because.
Speaker 1She's sneaky as hell, bro sneaky as hell.
Well, the good news is we all can laugh about this, even though it's really not a laughing matter, which tells me that if you handle your business hunter, you may be able to make something happen with Jordan later down the line, but you're going to get some professional help involved.
Speaker 2Yeah, man, I know, I should have just never think it crazy.
Speaker 3Man, this man.
True truer words have never been said.
Speaker 1All right, well, I'm sorry we couldn't make it happen, and uh, but I think there may be a future, but you you do need to go to the police.
Speaker 2Yeah, I
