Made a deciso.

I'll face sunny sound.

I had vision, but it's my being that.

To reach the accents.

I'll spinning and that sunny for a man is buddy.

These guys around, it's a good candid and God.

Feel the sunnyteen that.

It's been.

Letting go.

Everybody, welcome to for crying out loud.

I'm your texting host Lenik Corolla.

This is how add we are.

I'm making notes, Lynette's texting and we're like, that's okay, we can start the show.

How are you doing?

Everybody?

It's like, that's what I mean.

Like it was summer, It's like so and so is here and then you got to pick her up from here.

And I'm podcasting right now.

So I text the mom to see if she's available, and.

Oh, I just got a text from Elbie.

Hi.

I left her at home with her friend who came over and she was like, we want to know if we can do something when you get home.

Are you almost done?

Are you call?

I know these kids, it's very hard for them to entertain themselves.

Yeah, they don't.

They need to be taken somewhere.

When I was even Elbie's age, which is eleven going on twelve.

We just walked somewhere.

Right.

If we wanted a yogurt, we walked and got one right right.

We didn't wait for somebody to come home and write driving the car.

No.

I know.

There was Pizza Hut up my street.

We would walk there and play video games because they had video They had like three Pac Man Centipede.

Like yeah, moms these days.

Their heads would explode if you told them that your kid was just walked up the street to play video games.

They were nice, called child protective services.

I know.

So I just realized what time I have to go see Sonny in his game?

And uh and we actually I have time.

Actually I have time.

What happened?

One dollar shipping too?

Okay?

So Kaylin Brandon.

They both had to leave and now we have I like to call him Owl e Owl because he was Sonny's huggy bookie when he travels sometimes with Oh he flies home with Chris and we have Maxi Patt in his EO.

I like those glasses.

Thank you You're cool.

Yeah, you're going to Europe.

I am going to Europe.

I'm leaving Sunday.

How do you feel about that?

I'm pretty excited, actually, say you nervous.

We're taking a private plane up.

Yeah, it's I don't know what my life is anymore.

Yeah, it's unreal.

I don't even think it's really settled in yet.

You're gonna have so much fun And then when are you coming back with Adam?

Or are you coming down with Adam the whole whole time?

Oh, because you've got to do car cast.

He's at the good.

Okay, Yeah, I'm his Ali l for the Oh, poor.

Chris, you missed our you missed our never mind, we just did a Patreon bonus episode about Adam.

Yeah, Chris has a great radio voice.

Really, yeah, thank you?

Oh yeah, how was Vinnie?

You had Vinnie from Jersey Shore.

He's awesome.

I know he is.

I know he's gonna be our our Corolla Drinks ambassador.

I think he should be.

Yeah, so what what'd you say?

Yeah, you tell me about Jersey Shore when I was talking about him.

One of the like something interesting was like when he was thrown into the house, he thought he was gonna be there for the weekend.

It turned out to be like two months.

You're miked up twenty four to seven.

If you say something off Mike, they'll find I knew, Oh my god.

Yeah, and they have a camera on at all times.

The only time you don't have a camera on is when you're in the bathroom, and then if somebody else goes in the bathroom with you, then they can turn the cameras on.

Oh yeah, there's all these like crazy rules.

Wow.

Yeah, I just didn't want to miss content.

But then he did season after season.

Yeah.

Well, I mean look what look what I did for him.

Yeah.

Does he get a lot of you know, he did mention, he got he had a threesome recently.

Listen to resume going to So it's this week on resume.

No, it's actually gonna be in July.

I'm recording season two in bulk.

So does he still talk to the situation?

I didn't ask him.

I try to stay away from the Jersey Shore stuff.

After a while he was yeah, Yeah for him.

I agree.

I think he's like, out of all of them, I think he should have some sort of Yeah.

He was the boss, my favorite one.

Yeah, he was my favorite.

Yeah, because he was smart.

Yeah, he was sensitive, he was smart.

He loved his mom.

By the way, he's fully Italian.

It's just like me.

I love that kid.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, so he loves us.

He's gonna be You're gonna be gone.

But I think I'm gonna take him out for drinks.

You should I'm going too, oh man, yeah for tea.

Yeah, I'm gonna take him after tea.

You are like, I'm gonna get this guy off the wagon.

Well, but I follow him on Snapchat and he follows me on It was a coincidence, by the way, Coen.

Oh really, yes.

I was in Denver board not bored, but I was in my room and I was looking on Snapchat and I saw that, like, he's following me, and I was like, oh, but we've talked before, because he's wanted to do a podcast with us a long time ago.

Anyway, so I was like, oh, he's in La.

And then I just out of the blue, I just thought, Oh, he'll never get it.

I'll send him a text, Benny, you're in La.

Blah blah blah.

We're trying to do a not a podcast, but like a tap takeover in Asbury Park, New Jersey, at the end of summer to coincide with the Springsteen concert.

And I thought, in my brain'd be fun if he could come to that.

So anyway, I just said, you're in la.

I wish you you know, next time you come let me know.

You know, we should all go out.

And he responded right away and he was Then I got I didn't see his response because I don't know snapchat, I didn't check it.

Then I get four days later, I get Adam's schedule and says tomorrow Adam and Drew guest Vinnie from Jersey Shore.

And I was like, wow, what a coincidence.

He must I don't know if he believes me, but I was like, wow, what a coincidence.

I'll see you on when you come in, so into the studio.

So I went into the studio the other day.

He was he was smitten with Maxipata.

He was like, I am starstruck right now.

Like he was like, there's Chris Maxipata right there, like producer Geary inter Nick.

Like He's like, I'm more excited to see these guys than I am.

I mean, I like Adam and Drew, but these guys like I love.

He says, I listen to the show every day.

And then I'm like thinking, hot blonde, we're taking you to the prom.

Like and anyway, his snapchat he's in Vegas and he's at he's at all these like bar things, so he does do that still, So I'm not trying to take him off the way, even though I don't know if he's on the wagon or I don't know what his deal.

But yeah, I'm taking him to Asberry Park, New Jersey, and I'm gonna schmooze him up this week while you guys are in Europe, I'm going out with Vinnie.

I'm jealous.

Yeah, all right, we're going.

I want to hang out with Vinnie.

Yeah, okay, put on some tight pants.

I don't know why, what does that even mean.

Anyway?

Yeah?

Yeah, well, good luck to you, Chrismax.

Some really hot mom jeans.

I'm gonna be good to go.

Some ankle boots.

I don't know, ankle boots.

Ankle boots are in style?

Are they?

Yeah?

Okay?

Do you see bethany On what's it called?

She wears ankle boots.

By the way, I'm not liking her at all.

No, She's like, it's like, shut up word, leave sonya alone.

Jesus.

Oh, she's just mad at everybody.

Let a drunk be a drunk.

So how's your summer going?

My summer is Uh.

The thing is I need routine, like you were saying, and that's it's hard.

It's hard when you wake up and you're like, okay, mm hmm, I walked the dog.

Now what mm hmm?

I know right now, I'm like, Sonny's yeah.

This last night, Sonny says, what time are you going to get to my game tomorrow?

I was like, you have a game tomorrow?

Where'd that come from?

At least he knew that my kids wouldn't know.

He's on Donald I said what time?

And he's like two fifty five, but you should be there at two thirty because I know you mom.

I was like, okay, can I okay, I'll tell you something now.

I'm fine.

I'll tell you something that Sonny said to me the other day.

And I don't know where it came from if he's sensing something, if you guys.

I was on Patreon this week.

I talked about the difficulties of living with Adam under construction.

I was the same old say, Adam's stressed, but so and so you deeper into it.

I did get deeper.

Yes, I did go deep.

Dive into the Nutts Rubbert hits the Road.

But anyway, I want to hear it.

I'm Patroon.

So okay, so five dollars have nice T shirt.

I said, oh, son, He says to me, you know, mommy, this is late at night.

Yeah, they get all open at night.

Mommy.

You know what I was thinking to me?

I was thinking today, I'm lucky to have a mom like you.

I said why, and he said, because I was at my day camp today, at my basketball day camp, and I saw Missus, his little friend.

He has like three BFFs, miss Missus bff number one and Missus bff number three were there chit chatting, and then Missus bff number two came, and then the three of them are chit chatting, and I thought, wow, I'm lucky.

I'm like, and I don't know what he was.

I think he I don't know, he's trying to do reverse psychology, like he wants me to come and watch him because he likes that.

But he's in camp, like he's in basketball camp anyway, so he's like.

The three of the ladies were talking and I thought to myself, my mom, I'm lucky because I have a mom that works and she doesn't even though I go to all his games.

This is a camp, like I don't go to this is camp game number whatever, but his game games I go.

And he said, and my mom doesn't.

She doesn't come and stand around and talk while I'm at camp, is what he was trying to say.

And he said, and I I think it's annoying for kids, right.

But then he said something that I thought, uh, oh, don't repeat yourself.

Because he said, I thought to myself, don't these ladies want to get a job, Like they just sit home all day and they just.

Hang out at You think he was channeling out him.

I know, yeah, I said, you're sounding like your dad right now.

And he goes, well, I'm not trying to sound like anybody.

I'm just saying they're just they're hanging out at camp, and like, don't they want to go get a job?

Like what do they do?

Missus BFF doesn't do anything but drive a range rover?

True right?

And I was like, you do have a point.

And I said, but listen, Sonny, don't repeat this, judge.

You know I'm repeating it on a podcast.

Don't don't don't like repeat yourself.

By the way, and I said, by the way, their stay home mommies.

They this is their job.

Their job is to drive the car and pick you up, and pick him up and drive to the next thing and pick them up.

You know, luckily we have Olga because you'd be dead in the water, or I'd be running around and I wouldn't be working or whatever, and because you can't rely on dad to do this.

So we're lucky that we have Olga.

But you know, and he was like why when I said, because he's very sensitive to upset people, Because he said why, why shouldn't I why?

I said, don't repeat it, and he goes why, I said, because it's a little he knows a fe I said, it's a little offensive to moms and two women and he said and the look on his face was like, oh God, what can I say these days?

And he's like, well, like it's a microaggression.

Icept stay home, I said.

I said, it's the most important job in the world.

And there's stay home.

Dads' dads in a while about that?

Uh uh Bill Bill Burr?

Yeah, that, yes, the stay at home moms thing.

You should just listen to it full time sake.

You can find it for us to listen to.

Funniest thing ever, Bill Burr it's really appropriate.

Remember when I was talking about stay at home moms.

Talking about your greatest job and the greatest is the greatest job in the world.

But then I said to him, I said, there's dad said, or stay home dads.

I said, look at your friend so and so the mom works all day.

And he said and the dad says so, and he goes he acts out towards girls though.

He gets mad at Natalia.

He gets mad.

I think he's mad at his mom for working all day.

That's what he said.

I was like, Okay, is it bedtime yet?

Can I just I just want to go watch Silicon Valley and just really do we have to like have this conversation.

But anyways, it takes all kinds.

I know what you're saying, though, because maybe she'd listen to the Bill birth thing before we go.

Because I'm gonna tell you something, un Tilda said, because he reminds me so much of Sunny What what does he repeat?

It?

Something that like I have, there's a mom show that I don't like.

There's just no he Maddie is already sort of repeating something I said.

Maddie's getting annoyed at a mom at school, like that I don't like.

And Maddie's like, oh my god, guess who was there and then says so.

And so I was like, uh huh.

He's like she's just so annoying.

Yeah, Like, oh you got that from me.

That's not a good thing.

Like please don't say that, Like it's not okay for you to say that somebody's parent is annoying, Like they certainly are right, but just you can tell me that.

But that's not just a thing, Like you sound so judgmental, just like your mom.

Go for it.

Like, really, being a mother is the most difficult job on the planet.

Oh yeah, all those mothers who die every year from black lung from inhaling all that cold dust.

Dude, women aren't just constantly patting themselves on the back about how difficult their lives are and no one corrects them because.

They want to.

That's what it is.

So there's just this tornado of like misinformation.

They have the most difficult job on the planet.

What would you rather be doing drilling to the center of the earth, shaking hands with the devil.

Every time there's a rumble in the ground, you wait for the whole thing to collapse down on top of you.

So they gotta write that folks song about you.

You know, was you running me up in the sunshine?

Running around with a couple of toddlers that you can send a bed anytime you want, some sort of trumped up charges because you want to have a drink and watch the price is right.

I couldn't believe it.

It's come out.

Difficult job on the planet.

Am I thought, roofing in the middle of July is are red?

No, I thought the FANTASTI.

But these mothers are bending over the ways putting DVDs into DVD players know how they do it?

I don't know how they do it, dude.

Any job that you can do in your pajamas is not a difficult job, right, get breaks quite.

You're thirty five years old, clayt Hide and go Seek, deliver the dream, deliver the dree, no time card, no taxes.

You're up the writt.

Making possible stickhouses.

I mean, it's a difficult job.

On the flick.

Oh my god, Well that's my life.

Yeah, I know, but it does give you a little perspective.

It does.

My back hurts from bending over.

Putting in a new DVD.

I know sometimes too, I'm like, okay, so I'm out of that stage, but still like the kids.

Like this morning, I really did get a little bit irritated before I left the house because I was like, John, really like, you can't help me get the kid's breakfast, but really like, what the fuck am I getting the kid's breakfast?

They're eight and eleven years old for yourself, A motherfucking right, you can't do that.

But I was like, oh, I got to get these kids in breakfast, Like yeah, my god, I gotta put the cinnamon toast waffle in the toaster instead.

It like my kids should be able to make her own waffles.

But I'm still then, because that's right.

Adam was saying that too.

He's like a ten You know what ten year olds are doing right now in the farm.

They've been up seven hours already.

You guys are just rolling out of bed waiting for mom to make you breakfast.

It's true, true, come on, But I did feel like, well, Sadie shouldn't be taking I make her these trainer Joe's hash browns, and I put him in the oven, you know, thettle toaster oven at four hundred degrees and then in fourteen minutes, you know, I don't want her reaching her little you know, non burned waitress hands, non waitress hands into the toaster oven.

So I'm like, okay, well, John, after this goes off, just all you have to remember I did, I got but I did.

I served Maddie a bowl of cereal this morning.

Yeah, I do to me, I do doo?

Why am I doing that?

Don't tell Vinnie you did that though the cereal.

We have the cereal, and Sonny wants it, and I'm like, sund he went in for breakfast and he looks around cereal and he's like, Daddy's still sleeping.

Yeah, cereal, And then Daddy comes to walk the door opens, He's like morning, good morning, and he's like, no, I want eggs.

I want eggs.

Like like, wow, poor Sonny, you can't have cereal on the summer vacation.

And I made Adam doesn't allow serious because no.

He allows it.

But he's judgy.

Adam is judgy, and Sonny doesn't want to feel the judgment.

And I'm trying to bring us all down.

But I made him the eggs and then he had eggs and then he had cereal.

But Adam did have to make a comment and I had to say, dude, First of all, this is the first time he's had cereal for breakfast and since you met Vinnie.

Okay, it's the very first time.

Oh, Vinny, Oh, don't tell vin Nnie.

I thought you meant don't tell Vinnie Jersey.

Sure, fuck Vinnie.

Sorry.

I know he's going to be doing a podcast, but why don't we all have to feel Vinnie's judgment.

It's I don't need to worry about I don't believe me.

I do have the Vinnie voice in my head when I'm like, oh, I got to make the waffle with a protein, I gotta give him as you did do the sausage.

That's good.

But I don't always.

But then when I don't, I'm like, listen, here's John's idea of a perfect dinner is like two bowls.

Of Cereal special K.

I like that too.

Yeah.

I mean, I want to stop being such Nazis about everything.

Everybody needs a calmda fuck down.

Reel it in, Vinnie hashtag We're gonna get We're gonna get you guys some T shirts that say reel it in.

All right, you want to take a Facebook question, why why not?

Let's do it?

Patricia Gaspar says Stephanie.

I love your suggestions for inexpensive summer.

Mini getaways, me too, Rancho Los Palmas fantastic?

Any other suggestions?

Also?

Does Maddie like comic books?

My son does, and he would love to send them to him.

Oh my god, that's so sweet.

Okay, you go, Rancho.

Relaxes is what I always think of.

Oh do we have any other suggestions?

I'm not sure?

Do you no?

That's why we talked about it last week.

Patricia, does anybody else have a suggestion?

I want to do that one again.

Did anybody come up with movies by any chance?

Do you know?

Yeah?

A few people did anything anything.

Pacoba was now.

A couple of them.

Go look on our Facebook page under the posts that people leave and.

You'll find is it on the left, on the right.

I can never click under visit or posts.

I'll go find it for you right now.

I can't figure out.

Am I the only American?

Okay?

Lindsay, Lindsay Felton.

Can you talk about society's and sassant need to pin blame on someone for everything?

Nothing is allowed to be an unfortunate accident.

Kids fall, Oh god, kids falls into gorilla pitt mom has to be vilified.

Alligator snatches kid in a freak occurrence that people want to collect the dad or Disney.

It's like social media has eradicated the concept of empathy.

You know, it's thank you, Lindsay.

You know, it's so weird, is my kids know about the Orlando shooting and they know about the little boy that fell into the out or got snatched by the alligator.

They know about that?

Or were they never They never really didn't before, not really, but now they're like, oh, yeah, Orlando shooting.

Yeah we heard about that.

And then when they hear it, they're friends.

Then last night, Sonny's the last to know all the time.

So last night we were I was trying to put on monitors.

I turned the TV on, by the way, and it's always the news and it's like Orlando shooting.

And so Natalia said, oh, what about the kid that got eaten by the alligator at Disney and they found his body?

And I said how what?

How?

How?

And then son he's like what what He's playing?

Like he innocently playing like some stupid, you know, game on his iPad and now he's all ears, like what do you mean?

What happened?

What happened?

And he's a scaredy cat.

He's gonna have nightmares.

And I was like, nahaalian and she's like, no, kid.

The kid got eaten by an alligator in Disneyland in Florida and they found his body today.

And I was like, how did you hear that?

She's like, ah, my friends at camp we were talking about it.

Then this morning when she woke up, she said, uh, she said they Oh, she said he didn't because I was trying to be like listening.

He was at the in sun.

He was like, he was at Disneyland.

An alligator came out of What what happened?

And I was like, I don't.

I'm not sure, but I think that they might have cause I don't know, but I'm trying to ease their pain.

So I'm like, I think that they might have ventured out into some place they shouldn't have been.

Maybe and the it wasn't Disneyland, but I think it was a resort and over there there's you know, everglades with alligators, and I think that maybe the toddler wandered off and nobody really saw and it kind of happened fast.

But I guess they did find it.

So and then this morning she was like, no, the first thing she said when she woke up the todd I said, good good morning to tid it's time to get up for camp.

Mom.

No, the toddler did not wander off into some place.

They were not in an area that was not you know, that was sealed off.

They were in an area that was okay to be and Disneyland is at fault and they're gonna get sued, Like, how do you know that?

And she's like, read it online.

I was like, oh my god, Wow, she's reading the news.

I feel for you, But I don't have that issue because my kids they I don't know if I'm sheltering them on purpose or if they just don't read that stuff or don't hear it.

But Elbe I was very scared to tell Elbie when I found out that Christina Grimmy got shot because we watched that whole season of the We watched The Voice in our house, and we watched that season.

And we love her and we're a little.

Bit obsessed with her, like watched a lot of her videos, her YouTube videos before she got famous on the Voice, and we'd always get excited when her song came on, and so I felt like I had to tell Elle because I didn't want her to hear about it from somebody else.

I felt like, that really is something that one of her friends might mention to her.

So I said, I have to tell you something.

It's kind of sad, you know.

Christina Grimmy died and Albie was like, oh, no, what happened?

And I said, well, she got shot.

She was singing somewhere she shouldn't have been.

And no, but I said, I said somebody shot her.

Somebody had a gun and they shot her.

And she was like where And I said at a concert and she was like no, I mean where on her body?

And I said, oh, I don't know, and she said, because you know, Ronald Reagan got shot.

Even near his heart and he lived.

And I said, well, I don't know where she got shot, but she didn't make it, and Albie was like oh and then moved on.

And of all things, I thought for sure that she would.

Cry or then ask me a million questions and start being shocked about the random nature of life, but never brought it up again.

Yeah, no, was that weird?

No?

No, no, no, the kids are kids.

I mean, remember I remember when I was a kid.

I was obsessed when every time I found out like a kid was abused, I wanted to know more, like why who hurt the kid?

Why?

Who?

You know?

Anytime something bad happened, I wanted to know more.

Kids are that that, they have that nature They want, you know, they want to know like what happened.

But I'll tell you like if they find out, I don't know, I'm learning that if they find out that something in the world bad happened, then they get mad at us, Like they get mad at me because why didn't you tell me?

And then now what else is happening in the world that you're not telling me?

Like with the Paris shooting, Natalia found out through Little Buddha whatever and was like, Mom, did you hear about all the people that died in Paris?

They were just eating on the sidewalk and people just came by and just started like.

I was like, oh my god, okay, yeah, so this is what happened.

And then she's like, why aren't why don't you tell me that this happened the stuff like this happened all the time.

I said, no, you know, this is isolated incident whatever, blah blah blah isis they know about isis, and then that's the thing.

So you know, again with the ally, like what's happening in the world that you're not telling me?

So I think it's a good I think at this age, at the appropriate age, you don't want to tell them they're five, But at this age, I think it's all it's okay if it's a big thing that's in the news and you know that their little friends are going to talk talk talk about it.

I know it's just it bothers me because it's all bad.

I know it's all bad.

Like in the old days, I don't know that we would have found out about a kid that fell into uh that that got pulled in by an alligator.

It certainly wouldn't have been a huge news story because it would have been local news, would have been in Orlando.

We wouldn't have had that.

Back when I was a kid, we didn't have the internet, so we didn't.

All know about stuff, right, so all the bad stuff was just on your local news that somebody got hit by a car or whatever, and it did.

It seems so scary right in the world just seems like it's.

All bad, right, well, like the dogs, okay, the dogs somehow.

Oh, there's a Modern Family episode where the girls all have their period at the same time and they're crying.

They're watching TV and they're hearing in the ars of an Angel, right, and they're.

Like, it's so sad.

Look at the one with the three legs.

It's so sad.

It's so sad.

Who would do that?

And they're Natalia seeing that episode a few times and she's like, mom, what is happening?

Why what are they watching?

I kept saying, it's set.

It's a sad movie.

I mean, they're like, what's the name of the movie.

So finally I said, oh, they saw some news story on their iPad about a dog that was very emaciated and that got left alone for days upon months or whatever, I don't know.

They rescued it and they were like, I said, that's what they were watching on Modern Family.

So then she starts school and then she starts seeing and then I said, but you know what, on the flip side, there's good stuff.

Look at this dog that saved somebody's life.

Look at the dog that stayed by their owner when the little girl wandered off.

The little the dogs stayed kept their warm all night.

Like there's good stories too.

You could be looking at too.

You know, it's not what's not just focus on the whatever.

But yeah, there is evil in the world.

Kids get used to it.

All right.

I don't know why people to answer the question.

I don't know why people like want to just all it's that pitchfork mentality, like go after the par you're mad at the parents, like they think it's of the gorilla thing, and yeah, like nobody ever makes mistakes.

I'm telling you, my kids have been to the zoo so many times.

They easily could have fallen into the pits of something.

It's just the kid they climb.

You got first, you got two kids.

They're at the zoo with a couple other friends.

You know, the kids are the climb and climb, climb.

The all you want to do is climb, you know, to get mad at the parents.

I know the people and the people for shooting that gorilla, Like what that's the only thing they could have done.

Let me tell you if that was your kid and the gorillas in his path, I would think you would want that kid that gorilla.

Shot to following protocol.

If they shot the gorilla with the tranquilizer.

He could have killed the kid while that was could have made it the gorilla crazy and he could have killed the kid.

And anybody that's a professional with these things.

John just worked on a show for Animal Planet.

Oh yeah about lion called Lion on the Loose, And it was a special that aired and it's really good, so.

It's already aired.

It already aired, yeah, and it was kind of a touched and the person he talked to as an expert told him that that's like crazy that people are like, oh, they should have shot the gorilla.

It's like people don't understand this is a wild animal, right, it's a wild animal, and they are unpredictable, and people don't understand like animal behavior, Like they think it's not a pet, it's not a domesticated dog.

That's like playing with the kid.

They're like, oh, he was so sweet, he was protecting the kid.

No, he wasn't.

No, he was toying with the kid and they didn't know what he was gonna do.

And you got to save the little kid anyway, Okay.

Catherine Long advice for upcoming wedding and dealing with crazy ant that creates drama out of everything, and bridesmaid's dresses that are missing in action.

We ordered them in January and they're not here yet.

The wedding is in August.

Okay, well, the bridesmaid's dresses will get there, and if they don't, then you cancel your order and you order them from somewhere that they're already ready.

You don't go get fitted.

You just go to a store and you get the say everybody gets the same dress, or you go yeah, or you go with like a theme and you let all the bridesmaids wear their own dress, but you just pick a color.

So you go, I want all my bridesmaids to wear something that's like red.

There you go right or black, and go buy a cute, beautiful dress.

Right.

That's what I've done for many weddings that I've been at.

That's pretty cool and kind of modern.

Right.

Okay, crazy aunt, good luck, don't come.

No family has it crazy?

Just do you got to deal with a crazy nothing?

Yeah, if it's just one aunt, you're lucky, so lucky.

Not you're lucky stars for Pete's sakes.

Yeah, Plaine and ask us what to do?

Oh my god, we're so awful.

I'm sure it's very, very stressful to plan a wedding.

Lynett and I just did like small ones.

Because we had husbands that couldn't be bothered with bridesmaids dresses.

They didn't want to hear about it.

So, yeah, tell me if you had a crazy person, though, just be like, look, it's our wedding.

Chill the fuck out.

If you can't chill out, Uh, just tell me where you want to sit trying to make them happy?

Right, yeah, exactly.

Don't argue, don't argue with crazy.

Yeah, just just okay, yes, and okay, all right.

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I don't know what that means.

Maria Martinez.

I love Maria.

Maria is the best, best and worst guests.

And who is a dream guest you would love to have?

Oh my god, do you remember?

I'll tell you who one of our worst guests was.

Who it was?

I?

Yes, I know.

I read a book about a tranting a tree.

Yes, your plant, your tree family?

Well what was that?

No?

But Kathy made us book him, booked him, and we were both like, huh.

Nowadays when we get guest suggestions that we're not into it's so fun.

We just both go pass.

I mean, it's crazy.

Either we'll get We'll get oh my god, I'm excited, but Coellnette doesn't want to do it.

Then I'll pass, and then I'll say the exact same thing.

I'm excited.

But if Stephanie or we'll both get like, what did you are?

You knew?

Do you just need us breast feeding specialists?

No?

No, right, But then I'll go, I'll say that the same thing, and then I'll go, I mean, but on the other hand, of Lynnette loves this person, that's cool, I'll deal with that's doing it, and you'll have written.

The same thing at the same time.

And then Gary yells at us like.

We'd be like, oh, who who's our guest?

Oh, plant a tree, the tree, grow the family like a tree.

Okay.

Then the guy comes in acts like he's doing this is a huge favor, is like a total blowhard.

Is like lecturing to us and kind of argumentative and just talk talk talk talk talk, never took a breath, and we're.

Like, huh okay, and then all the fans right like that was the worst guess shut up?

What about I'll tell you a love hate guess that I think Stephanie's gonna agree with is the triple bet Betsy oh, Betsy Brown Brawn.

Yeah, she yells at us, but it is interesting what she has to say.

She has good suggestions, but at the same time, some of them are like, no, it's not gonna work.

What I mean, like, you know, she's just she's very The problem was is you and I were probably even a little more insecure at the time because our kids were much younger, right, And she always comes across like she knows everything.

So there's a party that's like, oh, shoot, I'm doing it wrong, right, And you're like, oh, I got a please her right, like you know, like you'd say something like the twins and she'd be like, no, you absolutely do not call them the twins, right.

They have their individuals, they're individuals.

You don't call them the twins.

And then you have to have them to have their own day.

One day, Maddie picks out the thing you're gonna eat for dinner, and the cups they're gonna have and the whatever and ice cream, what they're gonna do after school, and then the next day that, yeah, that, and then you try to do it for like a day you feel like, Okay, I guess then.

My kids are if I don't give them all their own special time.

I try that and you're like, bitch, my kids are three years old.

We're arguing.

They get their own hour, Sadie, you understand today is Maddie's day.

No, Maddie, no, today is Sadie's.

No.

You guys don't understand.

Today's not your day.

You don't get to pick.

By what.

Oh god, yeah that was yeah, she was.

And I remember that when I was like, so, Maddie just like really only dressing in boy clothes and I'm not sure remember she was like, oh, that's because they're twins and Maddie's just trying to exert, you know, his own like get attention for her own like and I was like, I think it's more than that, Like it doesn't seem to be.

It's really like very consistent like only yeah, no, it doesn't mean anything.

It's just a phase and book.

Like where you later you're like you were wrong, then you're mad like four years later that's that was incorrect.

And she was wrong about being in the bed too.

It was like Sonny still bees and her answer was listen he's not gonna be being in the bed when he goes to college, so just deal with it.

Just put the patty the pad underneath his mattress and don't worry about it.

I'm like, Okay.

Three years later, he's still wearing pull ups.

Dude wore Sonny wore pull ups until he was like five.

Natalie was out and done at three.

I remember that.

Yeah, the twilight pee.

We have to take saies on medication.

Yeah, that's right, she doesn't the bed.

We're weaning off the medication really, really slowly.

Right now, she's still the first day a week ago, she had an accident.

Yees see, she's going on nine.

This is just some kids Adams in college.

Has she ever met a drunk sorority chick?

They pay the bed.

I'm sorry to tell you.

Betsy, Oh my god, this is fun.

Who's a dream guest?

We would love to have Betsy.

She never wanted to come back again.

She did, she just couldn't first schedule.

Dream guest.

I don't know.

I would love from New York City.

The Countess.

I would like to talk to the Countess.

I would love to She's a slot and sleeps with everybody.

Yeah, according to the last.

Fun to have her.

I want to have stuttering John.

Oh, yes, yes, yes, I don't know why right.

Now he's my dream guest because how did you hear that?

I heard somebody told me that he has a transgender child.

Transgender child's older now.

Yeah, he public about it though, because I spard to google it.

I just booked them for Joe Show, like last week on the show.

Can you get him on our show?

I would love that?

Was he on Adam Show?

Yeah?

He was on Adam Show too.

He has a new podcast.

Okay, he's trying to trying to past.

Oh good, well will he talk about his child?

He did?

He talked about with Joe Show a little bit.

He like brushed across it because he was making a gay joke and he said, I'm allowed to make that because my son is a transvestite and he said transvestite.

I don't know.

I don't know.

He's not going to be like super insensitive about his own child.

He's not get mad.

Yeah he was, he was.

He's really respectful.

Yeah, he seems that he wanted to kick him in the cunt.

He would be if you can get him, okay, Joe Coy, I would love to have Joey.

Oh, I would love to have him.

He's a great father.

Yeah, you're posting pictures with his kids constantly.

Yeah, why would he do Why would our show?

Would he?

I don't know, I've just thought of it.

Do you think we're two small potatoes.

No, you guys are potatoes.

I may.

I made Joe Cooy who he is today, by the way, because I heard him the first time on Adam show he was doing a live show.

Was the very first time he's doing a live guest.

When I heard that episode, I said to Adam, Wow, this guy gets it.

He does the yes and he did it.

If you hear the very first time he was on it was a live episode.

I told Adam, this guy's got it.

There you go?

Was it a Malfie?

See?

Thank you made?

Okay.

My other dream guest is sal from Impractical Jokers, and I met him at the improv and he said he would do our show.

Okay.

Reached out to him when he's in LA.

He said he would do it.

All right, let's get him.

You gotta tell him.

He's so cute and he's so sweet.

I never told you, guys the story.

No, I put the picture up on for crying out loud, but I didn't tell this story.

I met him at the improv and I geeked out.

And I was with my friend Bonnie McFarlane and Bonnie knows him, and I.

Was like, Bonnie, is that soal from Impractical Jokers?

And she's like, yeah, you've watched that show and I was saying watched it.

Yeah.

So I was like, oh my god, I'm so geeky right now, but I would really love to meet him.

She was like, all right, sal came here and I was such a I was like hi, and she's like, this is my friend Stephanie.

She has a podcast and she's like a fan of your of yours and he was like oh really, and I was like, yeah, you don't understand, like you're my favorite Impractical Joker.

Yeah.

I was like, my whole family watches it.

We all watch it, and I go and I'm sorry to be so giky, but can I tell you my favorite bit?

I was like, it's the bingo bit.

I watched it over and over and over and he was so nice.

He was like really, He's like, I'm so embarrassed.

He's like, I get embarrassed when people are like too nice.

He's like really, He's like, oh my god, thank you so much.

My kids love him.

Yeah, my kids love that show.

Thank you for turning us onto that show.

Yeah, it's so fun for the whole family.

Yes, even though it can be inappropriate, it does get a little of inappropriate.

I like I like Murray too, though.

Murray is really fun, and I like the other cue the one that also looks like sal and Joe.

I like you too.

I like Joe.

Okay, so it goes Sal then Murray, then Joe.

Thank you.

Yeah, no, wait, it goes I'm kidding.

That Sala is the best one.

I love when he gets embarrassed, like it's really awkward.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

The bingo one when he was doing a bingo, they made him yell bingo in the middle of like where was it, Alana, And he's like, this is the worst.

This is the scariest.

I've never been a scared of my life.

Please don't do it, Please don't do it.

Yeah, he said it didn't look as scary as it actually was.

I said it was.

He goes, there were so many people, and he goes, they were so mad, they were really angry.

They were threatening to kick my ass.

He goes, I was freaking out that I had every that I had to keep doing.

It bing go.

My favorite part was when they're dragging you out and you just turned around for one last bing o.

And he was like, you know what, I said, I go, you know what I love about the show?

I said, it's it's not just broad humor.

I go, there's a lot of subtle I go.

You guys say a lot of things under your breath or you you say, you make a lot of comments that aren't for everybody, that are like just for each other or just for who's listening.

Dry humor.

And he was like, oh my god, I'm so glad you noticed that.

He goes, Yeah, we do.

We we really try, like we all have like a dry sense of humor.

I One of the other ones is when they were in the pool and they were in a public pool and he's like, go to and they're wearing a blind sunglass.

Go two steps forward, goes, and then there's like women sitting on like a bench.

And then they said that now there's birds on the pigeons.

Kneel.

I'm shoe shoe.

He sucks sounds like shoe.

Shoot.

Oh, it's great.

Yeah, there's another one like that where they were like, you just go I just peed in the pool, so stupid.

I love it all right.

That's what we got to get to Paul Marks because he's our friend.

Okay, he's one of the ones that like, when I've gotten into the political things, yeah online that Paul will come to my defense, and then with my other girl, my girl Diane Riischling, and then.

People will be like, oh, Paul, you're just a big fan.

Of course you're gonna defend her.

Yeah.

Yeah, that's how it works.

Dumb ass gets your own podcast, and then you'll have somebody to defend you.

So he wants to know status of the Facebook live stream or whatever John was going to do with video.

Okay, we should do a Facebook live stream?

Facebook live stream?

Should we do that with video?

I'm so technically on savvy, Paul.

Here's what's happening next week.

Okay, you don't know this, but this is already next week for you.

This week.

This week, John is we're going to do all of bonus content and John's going to record it.

Yeah, and then we're going to air.

Like a like maybe a fifteen.

Minute bonus content fifteen to twenty minutes of us, just a video of us doing our show.

Right.

Then we also want to do a live thing where we get live Facebook questions.

Yeah, where we get on there.

Nick can do the talk for people because he does it for Animal all the time.

How do we do it?

What is that?

It's easy.

We just tell Nick when we want to do it.

You'll schedule it.

Actually, and then we're being videoed or we're talking to people with our video.

Is that how it works?

Chris?

Yeah.

What we've done is we use the cameras in the other studio and we can switch those and make it look pretty cool, and that streams live to Facebook.

When people comment.

If you have your phones on you and you guys are watching the stream on your phones, you can see the comments trickling.

In and then you can just address them live.

Ah.

That's pretty cool.

But we would have to promote it and promote it, promote like beat people over the head.

We're going to be recording at this time, so otherwise you get like Cricket, you get Diane and you get marks.

Okay, yeah, okay.

All right, you should do it.

It's fun.

Yeah, okay, no, we should do it well, John's gonna bring in a camera anyway and do this, so you will.

It'll be two separate things.

One thing will definitely be like video of our bonus content that you can like watch on YouTube or watch on the on the site on Patreon, and the other thing will be a live stream Facebook.

We can also do something where we just.

Go on Facebook at the same time and answer people's questions as answer people.

Yeah, just make an appointment, yes, yeah, without video, Yeah, all right?

What all right?

All right, Paul there you go.

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Thanks.

They have a water cooler show where all the geeks the lackies.

Yeah, I love the lackeys.

Yeah.

Thank you.

So also just one little thing if you since we didn't really get to it today, but if you want to know, like what some of our listeners suggested for family movies or whatever, go to our Facebook page and just look under visitor posts, because people like when we ask for they don't always just message us, they just write it on Facebook.

So just go look on them.

Okay, I'm going to do that.

Thank you, guys, thank you, Thanks everybody.

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