Hello, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls.

This is Halloween.

This is Halloween.

Hello.

I'm so, we should say before we get into it though, first of all, welcome everyone.

Arthur, who's been on the channel before, he's here, he's, I'm not going to finish that sentence, even though it rhymes.

And Boy is here to help us talk about some scary stuff.

The scariest thing of all though, is that I am, we are in fact half as dressed up as characters.

Andy.

We are dying to see what you look like, though.

Well, what are you dressed as first?

I will give it, for the people who don't have visuals, I'll give an audio rendition to give a clue to a sitcom that people might have watched.

This is, in the scene, it's me and Colin here.

Do you really expect me not to push you up against the wall, biatch?

All right.

Hey, been a lot of fun to talk about.

prison today, but I'm here to scare you straight.

In prison, you are someone's bitch.

Oh, Colin, looking like a snack.

It's not over.

Don't drop the soap.

Don't drop the soap.

I stole, I robbed, and kidnapped the president's son, held him for ransom.

What did we eat?

Glad you asked.

gruel sandwiches gruel omelettes nothing but gruel plus your own hair i'm getting down for the last part last part oh wow this goes on this is a soliloquy at this point it's so bad okay last bit the worst thing about prison it's really true what they say that like like Hal is the guy that laughs at his own jokes.

It's not even my own joke, though.

I can't even finish it.

It's basically a prison mic from the office.

Oh, my God.

The worst thing about prison was the dementors.

Okay.

I think I'm going to find hell under my fucking bed with a stiffy later tonight.

Oh, my God.

I love that.

Yeah, Prison Mike.

Thank you, everyone.

I found some real horror to start even before we begin.

Yes.

It is a comment someone left on one of Mishmash's videos, apparently.

I bet Rule 63 Conrad Kurz has the fattest pussy.

wow god damn right oh that's disgusting i am dressed up as my favorite real life character and no andy you may not post this on stream this is a joke for us okay oh my god let's have a look at this preemptive yeah that's like my favorite photo of you to be fair it is the audio listeners it's a great t -shirt oh it's uh me in a shirt that just says i heart anal flexing every muscle in my body while staring at nothing it's but also there is there is what i can only describe as a demented smile on his face and it's amazing yeah i was very happy And you have a butthole.

Alright, lads.

Are you ready for my costume reveal?

We're ready.

There we go.

Hey, it's me.

It's the Minion.

Remember the quote?

Oh my god.

You are older than 30.

That's crazy.

I felt bad about my costume.

Thank you, Bello.

Bye.

oh my god you know the cringe is making like a little tumor bloom on my back like a little fucking mike wazowski jesus ah there's another thing was i went through amazon's costumes and i was like what's less than a tenner and this this was that's fair i like it i like it man uh and it's to be fair if i ever saw a minion in 40k i would grab the heavy flamer uh so with that said today we are talking about absolutely terrifying things in warhammer in general we're not talking about fun like oh an orc ate a guy once but he's kind of funny when he when he runs out of ammo like no this is like if it wasn't with the kind of um i guess like campness almost of warhammer where it's like oh it's all a bit of fun you'd be horrified if it existed.

So I believe we're starting off top left to top right to bottom left, and I'm ending up now.

Can we look at the gloves, please, Andy?

For the visual learners amongst us.

Can we have a demonstration of the gloves, please?

I had to cut a hole in this so I could use my mouse properly.

Also, speaking of gloves, just to let you all know, there's only one week left of our Orchid 8 merch drop.

And if you check out the QR code on the top left, you can scan that and get yourself a shirt before they're gone on November 7th.

So with that all said, it's time.

Colin, would anyone care to describe as well what the, Colin, the merch particular artistic direction was taken?

You've surely seen the King of the Hill lineup where they're all standing in front of the fence.

Well, imagine that, but it's the Lore Crimes crew.

Instead of drinking beer, at least Eli just has a glass -labeled cum.

And we are all either bearing or already with child.

Okay, well, you know...

Yeah.

Anyways, Colin, would you like to, yeah, other than that being incredibly terrifying for people, as well as our hairlines, Colin, would you care to start us off?

Well, this is the weird part.

We had that opening and now we have to be like really serious.

So this is very difficult.

Try me.

Colin, what terrifies you in Warhammer?

uh you know we're gonna we're gonna start off with some you know something pretty simple for warhammer you know scary things right uh good old nagash uh you know it's we've got the baseline of he's already a spooky skeleton right like we all know the song spooky scary skeletons hi wow that really took you off your flow that hard man you gotta switch condiments because that weak sauce ain't gonna work you're having me on the fucking you gotta know i'm disruptive as all hell so nah man you gotta just bulldoze through that you can just start booing as well i'm gonna no no let's no we don't we don't break out bestiality 10 minutes in What the fuck are you even talking about?

Okay, go ahead.

We can get to that later.

We'll keep that threat in the back pocket.

Yeah, no, that's a threat.

Yeah, sure.

One second.

What's your address again real quick?

No, go ahead.

Talk about Nagash.

It'll be cool.

It's fine.

Good lord.

He's a little utterly terrifying in my humble opinion.

uh be it aos or 40k i feel like a man who decides he's going to create necromancy slaughters of like a fucking million people to do it and then succeeds that's that's his baseline that was his opening act as he goes on his life uh he kills everything in one nation and brings them back as zombies skeleton things they were zombies and then they lost their skin and then they were skeletons he's uh he's As much as, you know, the funny voice lines, you know, such as the power of Nagash, the full quote of that is him telling you that you can't run away, he's going to kill you, and then when he does kill you, he's going to throw your soul in a cage and laugh as he sticks, like, pinhead pokes into it.

He's utterly fucking horrifying.

Especially because when you die, right, you just go to him.

Even in fantasy, he ate the god of the dead.

So for a little bit, he was that.

In an age of Sigmar, he just is the god of the dead because he ate the rest of the other ones.

So you can't get away from him.

You're screwed eventually.

No one lives forever.

Notwithstanding the occasional god or whatever in Warhammer, 99 % of people don't live forever.

So you die, and you find the afterlife is a lot more Egyptian and Black Pyramid -y than you thought it would be.

You queue up, you get in line, and then if you're very unlucky, a 100 -foot -tall pope made out of bones is going to just throw your soul somewhere you would probably rather not your eternal soul be thrown.

He might jam you in a jar full of skeletons and make a super skeleton warrior.

He might turn you into a ghost.

Some of those ghosts are horrifying.

Like, were you a healer?

Did you enjoy, you know, were you a doctor?

Like a good, you know, good person doing what you can.

Well, he's going to jam hooks on your hands and make your ghostly body kill people while you're conscious about it.

Because he sucks.

And because you healed people, you denied him death.

As is his right.

He's...

He looks like kind of a goober because, you know, whenever he does anything, he loses.

Because all of his plans are either I win everything or the plan just doesn't work.

Or Skaven.

Well, yeah, the Skaven are usually why it doesn't work.

But for people who aren't like the top 10, you know, Dragon Ball Z power scale, whatever Age of Sigmar fantasy characters, he shows up and you just kind of die.

There is no stopping it.

And if you do stop it again, he's the god of death.

Wait 50 years, and he's getting you one way or another.

Like, it doesn't matter.

I mean, he's almost as terrifying as his ego, which I find the most terrifying thing about him, really.

Yeah, I like in Age of Sigmar, the city found a way to cheat death.

He can't have that, so he turned their soul -reflecting mirrors inward, and now no one was ever able to get out.

Even in death.

How did they bring him back in the End Times, if I remember?

After the End Times?

No, during the End Times.

Wasn't there a...

Oh, yeah.

Well, I mean, it was an elf child, so she was probably like a hundred, but still by their standards a child, yeah.

Wow, the Vulcans.

Yeah, they took the Sigmar Pope.

bound him, and the process to resurrect him in Volkmar's body was so painful that even the collective vampires and other undead were watching that happen in horror, like, Jesus Christ, this is abominable.

It also required Aliothra, the Everchild, although the Everchild as a position doesn't actually mean anything until they get the Everqueen soul.

So that one kind of went whack and all he got was the curse of Cain.

But in terms of what this looked like to outsiders, the elf version of a 15 -year -old and an old man were horrifically tortured and magically mutilated.

And then a 100 -foot -tall skeleton showed up, glassed a country, and now everyone has to deal with that as the undead rose across the planet.

Well, that sounds fun, doesn't it?

It's like, you know, it's like classic, you know, old kind of horror, right?

You've got like, he controls all the dead.

So that's another thing going into Gash's favor.

There's no just like, oh, he's a skeleton man.

There's vampires under his control, zombies, ghosts, skeletons, ghouls.

If there's a horror monster, he can throw it at you or all at once if he really fucking hates you.

sorry andy is staring like intensely into my soul did we oh did we lose the footage as well i think we might have a i tried to send more of the footage it just gave me an error and wouldn't work all of all of the pain i went through uh in that match i'm sorry andy was staring into my soul so intensely i was just getting a little bit on i was acting unwise there Yeah.

So it does sound like Nagash is more of an intimidating type of villain.

That kind of fear, you know, the fear of overwhelming strength kind of deal.

I mean, it is, but it's also like he's inevitable because he's the god of death.

You can blow him apart a hundred times with the cannons.

He invented necromancy and is the god of death.

He doesn't do anything when you blow his body up.

He just kind of hovers back home and shows up.

Yeah, that is not very fair.

Not to be confused with the god of the death, which would be way less intimidating, to be fair.

Yeah.

You only do it once.

It is, again, like, Warhammer doesn't show it off very much, because, you know, as a war game, there's, like, a minimum level of kick -ass you need to be to participate.

So a zombie horde doesn't matter much.

But, you know, if you're one of those, like, 50, you know...

all those background people that are, it's like when a world is blown up in 40 K and it's a single sentence that amounts to like a billion people's lives just snuffed out.

If you're like a background citizen in age of Sigmar or even fantasy for a lot of points of its history, it's, it's like, it's like every horror movie coming at you at once.

Like you are, the undead are amassing, uh, the vampires, you know, there's, you know, devouring people's souls and drinking their blood.

It is every horror movie is under his arsenal.

Like jump scares, you know, like slow building dread.

If he wants to like a man like that, I think the fourth edition trailer where it shows like the, what is it?

The that's the, the lady who was turned into a storm cast when she first dies and the gas is just holding her soul.

It's like, it's.

an inevitable overwhelming power.

And, you know, I'm, I'm probably, I just, I don't have the oratory skill to offer it narrated properly.

I feel, but it is again, like it's unrelenting horror of every like horror movie monster.

There is, he's throwing those all at you.

And the, and at the end of that conga line from hell, there is the master of necromancy and the dead.

So it is.

In the right circumstances, which due to Warhammer's nature doesn't get shown very much for like, you know, Warhammer horror.

Sorry to bring that up, Arthur.

I know that.

Wait, what?

Sorry.

Sorry to bring up Warhammer Horror in front of you.

I know you've had strong opinions about some of those stories.

You know, I'm talking about Warhammer Horror when it gets to me.

So don't worry.

Don't you worry.

Fair enough.

But he doesn't show up in those because you don't break out in like the spooky small town horror story.

The God of the Dead.

but yeah that'd be a little bit of a jump to the end all be all of the scariness so yeah but even you know even with that he is the one like and what if you if you read a warhammer horror story in age of sigmar he he is at the end of that conca line he it is even if you beat the horror you will learn uh you know if you want the lovecraftian madness break You will learn that you beat that one horror.

You get the one protagonist who lives the horror story.

That one vampire you managed to kill, stake through the heart, that was his Z team.

He's endless hordes of zombies, endless hordes of skeletons, countless powerful vampires.

If he was ever portrayed well, you could probably make him one of the scariest people in Warhammer, at least for a certain definition of it.

But, you know, at the same time, we do like this goofy Skeletor.

Especially his old model.

That's a pretty good...

It's a strong opening, though, which I'll ask Arthur then.

What do you bring to the table in terms of what would make you literally shit the bed?

So, for a little bit of criteria, like...

I mean this with no sense of hyperbole.

If you know me decently behind the scenes, a thing that not a lot of people know is that I know a lot more about the history of horror media, horror movies, and just everything involving it, more than I know anything about Warhammer.

When it comes to novels, movies, music, and internet horror, I tend to try and stay incredibly informed because it's been my favorite genre since I was a wee baby.

So I really was excited when I decided to do a deep dive into the Warhammer horror catalogs, which...

i i don't know do they still do those because i know they tried to make like a differentiation between like warhammer genre so that they could make a brand but i don't know but i don't think they've done one for a while have they because they might have because i see them stock the the shelves more so with warhammer crime because apparently that's the one that like people really really like which is cool.

Warhammer crime from the ones that I've read are pretty good, but Warhammer horror I find is so hit or miss, but they always try their best.

One of the things that I was thinking of talking about was, I think it was, Oh God, it was something.

And the damned, I think it was the lost in the damned anthology series.

Like.

That's filled with a bunch of interesting characters, like the commissar that went insane due to a Zin -Shin curse and ended up seeing heresy and everything around him and killed his entire, like, platoon.

And only to find out that they were fighting no one the entire time.

Which is, by the way, the audiobook narrated by, what's his name?

The actor for Pinhead in the Hellraiser movies.

Oh.

What's his name?

Shit, really?

Oh.

Yeah.

Oh my god, I can't remember his name.

A hell of a pinhead actor.

Yeah, Doug Bradley.

Doug Bradley actually does a lot of narrations for horror novellas and novels on Audible.

He does a lot of stuff for Clive Barker, which is he's my favorite horror author.

But I didn't think those were too, too scary.

So after going through it, there's like a lot of.

this shit there's a lot of shit there's a lot of dog shit terrible caca poo poo doo doo books that suck ass they suck dick they're balls from the shaft they're shit from an ass they suck all they're terrible and they're like It literally just feels like someone went into the office and was like, hey, we're doing a Warhammer horror brand thing.

Make a horror story.

Okay, what do you want me to make it about?

A horror.

No, no, no.

Like, what do you mean?

No, no.

Horror.

What are the themes?

Horror.

You're not hearing me.

And then they do something.

That same executive would come in and be like, make it scarier.

And then they just didn't elaborate how.

I just want to scare we.

Do you mean psychological or gore?

I just want to scare we.

I said scary.

Yeah.

So there's a lot that don't seem to understand how to properly incite dread, but there are a few that I think are pretty good.

So I picked one, technically two, because there's two characters that I want to talk about.

One of them is the most prolific killer in the entirety.

of 40k's modern setting probably ranking up a kill count in if i could be liberal with my estimates the billions um and she's just a human like just a normal ass person and i stand by it it's genuinely some of the better writing now for those who don't know i'm referring to a short story uh for the warhammer horror audiobook Or not even an audiobook, it was an audio drama with multiple actors, a soundscape, and it's a very beautiful read if you ever get a chance.

I actually did like it.

And it's called The Watcher in the Rain.

It is pretty...

7 out of 10.

It's good.

It gets the passing grade from me, and I thought it was really cool.

Is it anything superlative?

No, but it was passable in a sea full of shits.

7 out of 10 is still good.

Yeah, of course.

It's great.

It was good.

I mean, look, I will...

Not to sidetrack from you too much, but I will hold that a 5 out of 10 is worth your time.

That is completely average.

You don't regret having read it.

It's completely average, and most things are going to be average.

That's how average works.

No, that was me with a watcher in the rain.

It was pure seven out of 10.

It was like a solid read.

I would genuinely read it again.

Cause it was a very enjoyable thing.

The actors did a great job.

I will.

Okay.

This is a tangent shout out to perditions flame.

Another one of the books that were released at the same time made me crash out at how terrible the plot was, but it had my favorite narrators for all of like 40 K.

And I just like, man.

Come on!

This could have been something good.

You played, what, who's that dark elf bitch from Baldur's Gate 3?

What was that?

I think it's Mithra.

Oh, yeah, Mithra.

Yeah, she was in that.

In the Golden Gaves.

Being in the NPCs makes me feel bad, so she always died.

So, yeah, it was her.

She was in that.

And there was also Alec Worley, I believe.

I forgot what his name is.

The guy who does the voices for the Night Lords trilogy.

He was in that, and he's goddamn awesome.

But neither here nor there.

This book had a bunch of names that I didn't fully recognize, and all of them were pretty good.

But basically the character that I first want to talk about, this is a two -parter, so I'm kind of cheating here, is Serena Malice.

So there's an event going on on this planet.

It's just some middle of nowhere administratum planet that doesn't seem to really have much going for it other than it's just an administratum planet.

There's just the endless grind of the cogs of the Imperium that have to grind or else nothing is going to get done.

But as of recently, there was a storm and this storm has lasted months.

And it started as a trickle with a haze of fog coming in from the distance, seemingly like a thick sheet that never seemed to leave.

And once it was there, the rain only got worse and worse and worse to the point where day in and day out.

Now it is torrential rains with lightning strikes that devastate entire city blocks.

I love this because the story follows the perspective of a junior Inquisitor, someone who genuinely just started the job going to the planet.

trying to find out what's been going on as there was a mislabeled shipment of rations that were sent to a local Marine, or not Marine, a local guard regiment.

This local, not local, but like a planet nearby got rotten rations that their expiration dates didn't line up with when they were supposed to be sent.

The rations they got were supposed to be sent closer to the world that they were on rather than a little bit further away.

And it led to the deaths of 52 people.

Total, I think it was 20 from starvation and 30 from executions due to cannibalism.

So the junior inquisitor was going to find out because this is something that doesn't happen.

So he's like, this is something that came from malicious intent.

We have to find out why.

So he shows up and he finds this lady who was seemingly suspiciously trying to get off the planet with.

a fake name because she seemed a lot more nervous than everybody else and it's uh her name is serena malice and she's just this like a nervous scribe adept that's very scared of what's going on but she always seems like she knows a little bit more than she's letting on throughout the book it's her and him after all the uh planes and all the ships have taken off just kind of going back and forth and he does not trust her In the slightest, he thinks that she's a heretic and has murdered like over like three dozen people.

So he has to take her in.

That's a crime worth like a couple floggings and at least two execution attempts.

So he has her in cuffs this entire time and the entire time she's pleading her innocence and they go.

into this sub basement because they're trying to get to his ship, which is going to lead to the big one that he has up in orbit.

They have to get off before the poles of the planet shift and the world itself becomes so destabilized that it's basically going to be impossible to leave.

the planet itself is going to be cut off by a warp storm relatively soon too, which they think is the reason for the shifting polarities and the storms and whatever.

But it turns out once they go into like the medical wing of a local administratum temple, because yeah, they have a med bay for the mentally sick and the administratum, which is insanely dark to think about that.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, you know what?

You're sick.

You're a gibbering maniac that can no longer do your duty.

Get in the oubliette.

That's literally what they did.

There's an entire scene where they're walking into the cage and there's literally like three foot by three foot holes in the ground with hands reaching out from them of people screaming that they just want to get their work done rather than actually stay in the hole for longer.

And they've been there for a while.

And it's terrifying because the area is filling up with water from the storms and they're the first to go because they're in a little cage in the bottom.

As they're going, they're noticing that everybody there has this deranged look, and they keep bringing up this entity simply known as the Watcher in the Rain, which is technically the second entity that I want to bring up.

But we'll get there.

So Serena Malice...

Oh, you're still going.

Keep going.

Keep going.

Oh no, if I'm interrupting, if you got the one I was to read out, fucking give her, dude.

I was so locked in for this.

great telling of lore, and then I look over and there's a minion staring at me on the screen.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, sorry, sorry.

It's a story that I genuinely like.

It's such a juxtaposition.

No, keep going, man, it's really good.

Okay, alright, so, um, so Serena and this Inquisitor whose name, uh, god, let me see if I can find his name on the wiki really quickly.

His name is Stephen Crucius, that's his name.

Uh, Inquisitor Stephen Crucius.

Inquisitor Stephen?

okay um so steven and uh serena end up going through literally hell but they keep the insanity of it is that every time this entity known as the watcher and the rain is brought up you see serena kind of demand that uh steven don't pay attention to it don't recognize that it's there is the words that she keeps using and for a second he looks out on the parapets uh where they're at to the lower levels and he swears that in the distance he can see something gargantuan that he can't truly make out and just immediately he just like locks in and his eyes shut as he's forced to relive what is one of the most traumatic memories of his life which was uh him having to go into an underhive and interrogate his mother for stealing rations or something i forgot what the exact crime was but he ended up killing her uh and it was from the inquisitor it was basically the final test that the inquisition was giving him is like would you kill your own mother if they committed a crime and he did it and that's how he became an inquisitor And he comes back and he's like, what was that?

And she's like, just don't think about it.

Don't think about it.

And they kept fighting their way through this horde of maniacs that recognized Serena.

And they kept trying to drag her into their horde.

And they were kind of leaving Stephen Crucius alone because something.

That wasn't their target.

It was always Serena.

And this is when things get a little interesting because as they're trying to board his ship in the distance, you just see this massive, almost unknowable construct, a creature of pallid flesh and wasted limbs, gaunt and tall, but the height of it doesn't really matter.

It just feels like even though it is something that is not human, you were looking at it and realize that that's not.

how whatever this is supposed to look.

This is something beyond comprehension.

No physical facial features to recognize.

But Steven only gets a.

Baron glimpse at it through the rain and through the fog and recognizes that this is some kind of creature beyond like recognition.

This is literally a horror from beyond the cosmos.

And it, he just blacks out.

He wakes up on the bridge of his ship as Serena ended up flying them out, saving his life.

And because of that, he writes down a little note in his little inquisitorial pad.

that I absolve her of sin.

I have found out that she is not the one that has done it.

It was simply an error that was done in jest.

Terminate all whatever on her name.

He clicks end recording, and the second he does that, a las bolt fires directly into the center of his gut as she pulls out a las pistol that she was hiding.

Now that her record's clean, she reveals that, one, her name is not.

Serena Malice.

It's actually Greta Verne.

And two, the account that he found from two years ago that was an accidental misfiling.

Yeah, that was an accident.

That was also only the first time she did that.

And when she found out that no one was coming for her after that, she intentionally misfiled about...

one in five documents every batch every day for two years straight which intentionally misfiling she said probably over hundreds of thousands of documents to cause as much damage as humanly possible bringing her kill count potentially into the billions because she even talked about how she's responsible for the deaths of entire starships that did not get refueling on time and the entirety of their occupants ended up freezing to death in the void and That thing that was on the planet appeared for her.

She killed so many people that some godlike entity noticed her.

And that's what the Watcher in the Rain was.

And she realized that the more she recognized it, the more the information was being beamed in her head.

So as long as she existed in a state of constant denial, she was relatively fine.

But the longer she kept doing her thing, the more that that thing was being able to be seen by the people who were in similar positions to her, a .k .a.

the adepts that were on that planet.

And because of that, she just...

wanted to get off the planet because she didn't think it could follow her she summoned some kind of entity that we never truly know what it is and uh yeah the interesting part about serena's story is that uh she flies to a local guard regiment ship that was a ship that she fucked with the food shipment and they bring her and the other individual on there and tell the the guards to whisk her away as quickly as humanly possible to the kitchen and make sure none of the crew sees them.

And yeah, I think Serena malice or Greta Verne is one of the most interesting and genuinely a compelling horror villain in like 40 K because the number she racked up insane.

And also the washer in the rain.

We don't know what that is.

We it's never explained.

Is it a warp born monstrosity?

I don't know, is it a giant alien that just somehow can detect when vast quantities of murder have happened?

I don't know, we know at least one of those is true, but it's never been brought up ever again.

Hell yeah, and that's a hell of a good submission though.

Damn.

Bro's got me locked in so hard I actually shut up.

All the chat was just like, we need a wave check from Hal because he's not moving.

I don't have a wave check.

Yeah.

Do you do wave check for everyone, Hal?

I mean, it's just hair.

It's just hair.

It's just white boy hair.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Can a white boy just act up sometimes?

Andy, we have donations.

We do.

We have about 20 -odd.

My bad, G.

That's all right.

I thought at first you were going to say before, and I'll get into the second bit later, but I was like, oh, no, I've interrupted you.

So we'll get back to your second part later.

But to start us off, I'll do a few and then hand it over to Colin, then hand it off to Connor and then Hal, I think.

So do like five each on like a rotation.

So Sanguinius is number one wing lubricator.

500 rust.

Asking everyone, you're armed with a melee weapon of your choice and some leather armor, and you're getting jumped by goblins with crappy swords.

How many of you are sending to Bone Daddy Nagash?

782.

I mean, specific numbers?

Depends.

I have a feeling I'm that kind of guy who I'll immediately try and run away or fall over and break my neck.

That's probably going to be my fate, to be honest.

I mean, I don't know.

I'm probably just going to swing wildly, maybe get one and then get jumped by ten.

Break at least one's neck.

Yeah.

uh arthur how many are you taking with you okay so how many is this a number or is this just like a do you think you could make it because honestly i don't know i think i could make it like i'm i'm in good shape i'm combat trained i don't need the sword it's fine we're cool mm -hmm so you're saying eight thousand until i drop like it like i'm like this is this is literally just like the how many toddlers could you take in a fight argument all over again now i will state this is also the answer to this question weirdly enough is the same is like do they all have the brains of a goblin or are they all like what do you mean by that goblin so like okay so when so this question i always like the idea is like oh yeah uh 100 men versus one gorilla well a gorilla wouldn't fight 100 men so it has to be the brain of a gorilla that would fight to the death 100 men is this like goblins or goblins that will like bloodlusted goblins yeah like goblins that will actually fight you until they die do you mean do you mean like if we kill like 67 of them the rest of them will run well i wouldn't even say that because i mean like goblins are probably not going to be likely to fight you if you pick one up and grab them by the head and the ankles and rip them the fucking half so if you do that enough they're gonna be like nah nah i'm good saying we got a few from nomius so first of all he became a member thank you very much hey guys how are you thank you i have finally decided to join the discord group only to find myself in the voice chat reading a comic about zootopia and wow donkey man i will not forget nor forgive you for that i'm thinking rbs it's being a donkey stream late due to how looning of the zootopia yeah and then i can't every time this man is saying this fire emblem in hentai games i lost all my shame wow um Incoming backup.

We don't celebrate Halloween here, but in the spirit of horror, I remind you of the scariest thing ever.

Boingob is dead and will never return to us.

Don't say that.

Our Lord and Savior.

And Merry Halloween.

Shit, wrong one.

Let me try again.

Happy Thanksgiving.

Happy Halloween.

Nailed it.

Hope the day is lovely.

Thank you.

Thanks, man.

Ryan Tanner with the two books of the homeless fentanyl user costume, Colin.

Wow.

Thanks.

You put a lot of effort into it.

My costume never showed up.

I know.

Yeah.

Oh, man.

Maratha's designated toilet with the five Canadian dollars.

Hey, look, it's the Monopoly money.

Hmm.

The scariest part of Warhammer 40 days is knowing Gav Thorpe is in charge of Eldar lore.

I only said that because I wanted to see if Bone Man would say anything.

He didn't.

Well, at least I don't have Gav Thorpe.

Actually, I can't even say that.

Gav Thorpe.

Wait.

Yeah, Gav Thorpe is also in charge of leaks of Outan lore.

Yeah.

Also happy birthday, Colin.

I hope your testicles are doing well.

What happened to your nutsack?

Nothing.

I don't think.

It's good to check them now and again for lumps.

Yeah, obviously.

It's not even Gav Thorpe.

It's Gav Thorpe and Nick Kime.

I'm so fucking caught.

That's a combo, man.

Zenon with the 10 euros.

Arthur, I have a Dominus Nox.

Your housing situation is better.

It is.

Can't wait for you to talk about your favorite Primark Magnus.

It follows me.

It goes with me wherever the fuck I go.

I can't escape it.

I fucking...

You know what?

I appreciate you looking out for me.

My housing situation is fantastic right now.

I have settled into the new place.

It was a little rocky comically enough when I moved in after the fire, like week one, I still had like a dislocated and sprained knee.

So I was working to get that shit settled.

And it's hard to move furniture when you're doing that.

Week two, my roommate got sick and I was like, I'm going to be fine.

And then three days into that, I'm like, not, I got the flu as well.

So there's that.

And then the week after that, I had to go to LVO because I was registered to be like a panel host there or not a host, but like an interviewee there, which sucked.

But I'm back now feeling good.

Knees doing slightly better every day and the house is looking fantastic.

Thank you.

And Magnus is all right.

Arthur, you have one bullet and there's Magnus Erebus and Nick Kime in the room.

Who gets it?

Me?

I don't know.

Erebus.

I don't actually hate Magnus.

I don't hate any of those individuals.

Nick Keim.

Nick Keim can write good books.

I really do think that he's a talented author when he writes something that he wants to.

I just think, hot take, Salamander's lore is just boring.

He just got a bad rap because of that.

Yeah.

I didn't hear anybody complaining about his inclusion into the lore of the Votan.

I haven't read that yet because I've got to read all of the Dawn of Fire series because I've heard that the Wolf Times are bad.

That's the next one on the book and I'm on the list and I've heard it's bad.

It's the only one I've read of that series because I did Wolf Month.

It's okay.

I was expecting...

flesh terror chaplain cover book levels are bad, but it's not that bad.

It could be worse.

Fair enough.

A set member for two months in Minion we trust.

Oh, God.

We're never proud of ourselves anymore.

Is that still for you, Colin?

Paralyzed tortoise with the two.

I am sending various toxins to you, Colin.

You, me.

Thanks, guys.

Really appreciate it.

Bunny Cop for five bucks.

Happy Halloween, Lord Crimes.

Moved to Texas Plains.

From Texas Plains to Deepwood, Arkansas with my roleplay buddy.

Still following you guys.

Colin, give Athena treats.

I don't have treats in my room, but I can pet her.

I was about to say.

Yay!

Moved with my roleplay buddy.

Is that just...

Are we dropping new names for partners now?

Oh, dog.

Dog, dog, dog, dog, dog.

Hello, dog.

That's a huge dog.

No, Colin's just that short.

I know.

Bro's the same height as Hello Kitty.

It's my ass, don't be.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Don't say that to me.

Name is Chomsky.

Yes.

I'll go find you.

Oh, God.

Andy, you may be proud.

I've expected everything, but you have managed to surprise me.

Colin, on the other hand.

I'm going to put some tape on your chip, Gnomeus.

Matt271, 10 bucks.

Glad I finally caught you guys live.

In the theme of the season, I am now a Flesh Eater court player after winning an army in an auction, such as the Power of Nagash.

That's good, man.

Started playing them recently.

Pretty fun.

Matt Eckhart for 10 bucks.

Happy Halloween, nerds.

I have been able to watch...

Oh, I haven't been able to watch live for a long time, but I wanted to let you guys know that I appreciate you.

Appreciate you too, man.

Been sub since Black Templar's vid.

I don't even remember when we did that.

Second video.

Love you too, Arthur.

Yay!

Yeah, man.

Thanks.

Dank Apostle.

The 14 Tsar, which sounds quite cool.

Malum Kado haunts Leandros' nightmares.

Another one from another 35 Tsar from the Dank Apostle.

Setra is the only one whose ego is greater than Nagash's.

Indeed.

And then the last one I'll do is just know me as Chomsky for two euros.

Certified street Nagash.

Wow.

We mean minimum wage workers get the misery pit.

It's Barbant.

I like that.

barbon that's fun to say nz with the five new zealand dollars howdy gentlemen glad to see you again shut up phone hope arthur's things have gotten better hmm five bucks the hal supercut beta is at 75 rendered the link will be in the members only channel in the lore crimes discord join both damn it well thank you oh no i'm not proud of this dealer uh skrit stream is sponsored by grundle snitch use code yes off your warp dust order rude in moon rot vats one puff may invite poltergeists nagash's plans failing and minion hallucinations oh yeah just like a warning about that it'll actually remove your ball seam so like The ball seam.

Just in case you were worried.

I don't know.

Maybe some guys like having the ball seam.

I don't know.

Is it like a fingerprint?

Is everyone's unique?

Let's all compare.

I don't know if I should be talking to you, Arthur, because I'm willing to go further, and I need to stop myself.

I'm willing to say the worst thing.

I'm willing to go down with the ship.

Colin knows, I have once angered Colin so much that he almost started swinging at me in person.

Wow.

It was pretty fun.

I was so fucking tilted in that moment.

Yeah, I know.

You, Pharaoh, kept treating me like I'm a fuckin' five year old.

Oh yeah, and only halfway through I realized I was wrong, I just kept going just to see how far I could push you.

That was really funny.

Mish Mash was probably waiting for me to start fuckin' crying.

Yeah.

Do you wanna read the next one, Arthur?

Ahem!

Ahem!

Eli's most excessively hung Bretonian stable boy 27 sec.

Mr.

Bones boning the balding boys in his basement.

raw 666 with the five dollars what scares me is gw prices and i am supporting their decisions including their prices plus death of tts by being a consumer had to make the joke there's no joke there uh pando plays with the 10 bones question for arthur When are you going to read actually good books like Thankful's trilogy?

His trilogy is so much better than the trash that passes for Night Lords.

Hey, die.

Also, I don't know.

I'll read it at some point.

I mean, yeah.

Hi, Marthie V.

Fake money.

Hey, yo.

okay cry about it mr where were you guys when he was making fun of my monopoly money okay uh blood bull uh soon working on it literally not right now but like before the stream uh bunny cop two dollars no innuendo just my boy just my body moved in he has a gf you know what yeah that's fine bunny we didn't tell yeah Eli's most successively hung Bretonnian stable boy for 65 sec.

Colin, why are there tissues on the chair?

Wow, that's actually really fucked up.

Ziploc bags.

Oh, so you cum in Ziploc bags?

Yeah, dude, I like to put it in the freezer as a snack for later.

Oh, it was a little tongue -tied.

It's called bulking.

P .S.

Do the waterbed jiggle and wiggle at night?

You're so brave to not hide the recession like your buds.

That's an air mattress because I'm still not in my house yet because ISPs deserve I'm convinced there's no house now.

20 Great British Fun Bucks from Xenon.

I know Arthur raised Spear of Faith.

I'm going to just say it wrong to piss you guys off now.

So damn good.

Did you get around to reading The Remnant Blade?

No, but it is on my list because it actually looked really good.

If you didn't do YouTube or other YouTube stuff, would you ever consider being the voice for American pharmaceutical adverts?

If you have penis enlargement pills, but then...

if you want, you know, speak to this, your local doctor, see if it's worth it for you.

I feel like your voice would be amazing for that, because it sounds like you're willing to do it.

My sister just brought me Chex Mix.

Oh, yeah.

I was in radio for like two years, so I have like a history of advertisements for that kind of shit, so yeah.

I have done it.

It is quite fun.

Damn.

Should we do...

I say, should we do the next before we get more?

We'll keep going.

So thank you guys as well.

So much.

Really, really generous.

Should we get because we'll never get around to it.

Should we get to the next?

Go, go, go.

Oh, OK.

Oh, it's me.

Oh, God.

Yeah.

I didn't.

All right.

Go then.

I would like to bring an offering, an offering, can't speak, an offering to the group, which I think people will judge me for.

I bring, oh, I'm going to talk about Talos later, but I'm going to bring to the group Eidolon, and I need people to hear me out on this one.

Everyone here, I'm sure, is somewhat familiar with Eidolon, but for the uninitiated, he is a, well, Lord Commander says Commander and the Emperor's children.

You first see him in Horus Rising where Mr.

Chuckles himself, Torgadon, points out how much his plan is a complete...

utter failure and essentially he is the he is the man who smells like dog shit you know in this room because whatever he's done is a tactical error beyond measure and you know he's basically a bit of a loser you're thinking why would you choose this guy who's a bit of a loser because i like losers and suddenly uh the loser gets scary so as the horror's heresy is beginning As my favourite point, which scares other characters, Horus and Abaddon at one point when they're above Isfahan 3, they suddenly respect Eidolon, which is unearned, in my opinion, unearned.

But this is because Eidolon is a complete bastard.

He has...

No regard for anyone's life.

He's willing to kill his own friends and brothers.

But again, that's not that crazy compared to other traitors at this point in the horror's heresy.

That's pretty normal.

What happens, what I like, it's a bit spicy.

The guy gets his head cut off.

I don't know if you guys have tried that.

It's not very bonita.

The kids don't do that these days.

Fulgrim at one point is possessed by the demon after the Isfahan V massacre.

And he just, you know, I wish it was more like the lion one where he just backhands Nemiel's head in, I think, isn't it?

He just backhands it in.

But I think demon, well, it's quote unquote demon Fulgrim, where it's not actually demon Fulgrim.

Cosplaying Demon Fulgrim cuts off his head.

All the other Emperor's children, Lucius, the little bitch that he is, runs up and starts lapping at Eidolon's leaking fluids going and spilling into their drinks and their wine.

This is where he actually becomes an interesting character, though, because they take the head, they gift it to Fabius Bile, and he kind of just puts it back on somehow.

Later on in some of the short stories, or no, it's Angel Exterminatus, they reveal that Eidolon is back, baby.

He's better than ever.

He's no longer a coward to be owned by mustache men.

He is better than ever, but as always, with age and anything else, he just got extremely ugly.

This is not what makes him scary, though, but I will add to the terrifying feature of what he was a very pretty...

pompous you know resplendent like you know fulcrum gene seed enhanced man now he looks like i mean i know one would be fair to say that he looks like a wrinkled ball sack um i don't know was there any other way to describe like how he looks rather than he just kind of yeah he he despite the obviously the emperor's children being corrupted by slanesh he slowly is turning into what was like the ugliest mf in the entire legion and this is where he goes on this arc where basically he's always been pompous arrogant he's had some surgeries to or unwillingly by fabius bile to give him the loudest scream in the room and it you know melts people it destroyed the war singer in other parts of law again not super scary yet uh until It gets a bit later down in the Horus Heresy where Eidolon is no longer an idiot anymore, which I know is surprising.

And during the mid part of the Horus Heresy, he's been learning.

He's like, okay, okay, I've been learning.

And he's also slightly been enhanced.

He's getting corrupted by chaos.

And they've been fighting the White Scars for a few years in the Deep Void.

And he's learned.

And to the point where he's even...

He's now increased his combat skills to the point where he's able to take down, he's in the start of his play, but he's able to take down Terminators like Kinshaw, is it Andy?

From the White Scars in that particular novel.

So he's out there.

He's the first captain, yeah.

He ends up killing some pretty notable characters.

He's learned new tactics.

And what makes him more scary is that he fully...

In other Emperor's Children characters, they've not embraced chaos corruption quite like Eidolon does.

Eidolon, his plate has been transfigured into almost like a mirror of his own self, in which his armour plates glean and shimmer with kind of like an oil slick pattern, but it's obviously...

created through chaos corruption itself when he's in the room he's willing to snort a civilian population uh just because he's fully embracing slanesh corruption whereas others in the legion like lucius and all that they kind of unwittingly are dragged down he's known to turn people into concoctions and other things his favorite thing in the meantime as well is also help corrupt other legionaries of different legions he invites iron warriors onto his ship but what i really like about this character and what makes him more terrifying recently is that during the end of this uh horrors heresies before the siege of terror begun he starts to get haunted i don't know if everyone has read his uh personal i don't know if you read his uh own standalone book yet for Horus Heresy?

No, I'm actually not that far in the Horus Heresy, weirdly enough.

Well, this one's like quite good standalone, but this guy, Eidolon is kind of been leading the Emperor's children, whilst Fulgrim is a, you know, snake meat puppet thing.

And Eidolon's getting haunted.

Something's haunting him.

Someone's attacking their ships.

Something is going a bit wrong.

There's a part where they...

Essentially, now they're at the end of the Horus Heresy, the entire ships, the people, everything in his largest contingent of Emperor's children, they've become terrifying to the point in which their serfs around them don't want to make eye contact in case they are the next plaything, necessarily.

He sits on this throne of melded people and other bits, and Eilon's arrogance is finally backed up by his power and his ambition.

But they're getting haunted.

So something is going a bit wrong.

And it turns out, I can really sum this up quite shortly.

He's being haunted by himself because when he died, this created like his soul kind of half entered the warp, half didn't.

So when he came back to life, a part of his soul was broken off and Fulgrim did some funny with it.

Fulgrim did some funny with it and he turned it into its own kind of chaos entity.

And this thing essentially wants him to embrace chaos in the way that Fulgrim has.

And he spends this entire story essentially battling against it.

He's quite powerless against it for quite a lot of the book.

They end up meeting up with some Sons of Horus legionaries at this planet just before Terra.

And Eidolon...

basically fully embraces himself to the point where like i'll kill anyone now and so they actually attack the sons of horus legionaries and they just won't obviously tell horus that they did that but they end up fighting their own legionaries who they see what eidolon has become he has his power maul who's where you know he doesn't kill people slowly they end up like taking prisoners they torture people to an unholy end and the terrifying part about him is he went down the path which was where his like demon like rest of his soul he fought against it and he eventually sacrificed his own half soul to slanesh to essentially declare like i don't want to be a demon i want to be a mortal like a starty in the universe so i can do more heinous So like he wasn't like being a demon is like, oh, you go do funny stuff in the war.

That's not enough for me.

I need to go do unspeakable acts in the mortal verse.

I wish to kill, conquer, torture, maim, but all that good stuff.

And he ends up sacrificing his own like half of in honor of Slaanesh, who is pleased.

Fulgrim turns up and he tells Fulgrim to his face.

He is a pussy.

He basically tells him, you're weak because you became a full -on demon, whereas you have to be doing stuff with the warp, and Fulgrim's about to choke him out, which he's probably enjoying, because everything smells amazing and pleasure.

Yeah, he's just loving it.

Fulgrim almost kills him, but he decides not to, because obviously the writers have made it.

So he was already alive later.

So, you know, nothing happens in stories where characters are still alive later.

Eidolon will essentially embrace his destiny into being, again, like you think of other legions and other characters, they just take people like, you know, they have servants.

No, this guy would then go on to essentially form a 10 ,000 year reigning empire from the emperor's children home world where it is.

entirely a world of torture pain pleasure he is in charge of the largest contingent of emperor's children and he's there's not a single like even in other characters where you see that they fall to chaos there was something good in them there's nothing redeeming about this guy uh again i don't think he's the scariest character in warhammer but he gets a shout out from me simply because he's gone through a kind of elevation where like he was pathetic in the beginning And now when you read him in later Horus Heresy books, he's quite terrifying.

And he can, again, sonic scream people to death.

But most of the time, again, this is the guy who, he doesn't want to be lost in the warp doing endless stuff.

He wants to be out there ruining everybody's day.

He does quite a few horrible, I can't remember every detail of it, but he does quite a few horrible, like torturous things to...

other legionaries of other traitor legions he just doesn't care anymore he in he and what i really want to get across is he's loving this every single second he's he's having the most fun out of everybody now because he's now no longer a bitch he's very much turned into like that's like i get it's hard to write them out that somehow they managed to do it but he's turned into someone who's generally quite terrifying in a sense of oh, if Abaddon shows up, I'll die.

And then if Eidolon shows up, I'm hoping I die because it's going to be a fate worse than death most of the time because he's just doing things for fun.

That is my offer to the group for anyone there.

And I guess, Andy, do you have another?

What's terrifying for you?

What's yours, sir?

What's your poison?

No, thank you.

So mine is specifically because a particular quote, which I would like to read out once I've done a little preamble.

It's Fabius Bile.

Like, yeah, ha ha ha.

He's the he's the Dr.

Frankenstein of Warhammer.

Again, an emperor's children like Eidolon.

He's scary because he can he can mess with the genetics of people.

He makes abominations.

He has a rod.

fabius has a rod and it hurts um it's like literally if it's if it touches you like inflames every pain receptacle in your entire body that's okay um but i wanted to read an excerpt from a james swallow book oh yeah man man loves his james swallows does he swallow the pain rod We've made that joke before.

It's good every time.

Man, you can't have shit here.

This wedding is horse shit.

But I wanted to read out an excerpt of the Blood Angels Omnibus.

And to give you an idea, this is about Sergeant Raffen.

He is captured and taken to basically an experiment planet that's run by Fabius.

He has a facility surrounded by Tyranids.

And you're like, that's weird.

So the entire planet is...

covered in tyranids, apart from this one base.

And they swarm around it, but they never try to go inside.

You're like, that's weird.

How has Fabius managed to do that?

And basically, Raffen stages a prison break.

He kills Fabius twice, and then he's still on the run.

You're like, how is this guy still alive?

And he manages to basically rally the other space marine experiments who have all been implanted.

with little larvae tyranids that will burst from their chests if they repel, but they basically get around that a little bit.

And they fight their way up to the top of the tower of the big experimental lab, and this is what happens here.

They find something.

Bile's pet, said Vector with a nod.

Raffan studied the beast coldly, distended and horribly warped by its massive brain, nearly half the mass of the hyperphallic hydro...

Hydrocephalic's tyrannid psychic creature was made up by its huge head.

A hammer -shaped mass of blackened chitin armor over pulsating pink matter.

A drooling mouth of yellowed fangs hung open, serpent tongues lolling out and dripping thin fluid.

Roomy eye pits glared back at him from beneath a bony cowl, and even in the alien's expression, the blood angel could sense a palpable, ready hatred.

Beneath the bloated head, a sinuous body barbed with protrusions and strange tusks finned into a long barbed tail that hung like a piece of dead meat.

Wicked talons the length of a man's forearm were curled up against the zoanthrope's torso.

Every now and then, they would twitch in palsy.

Alone, the Xenos thing was horror enough, but there was more here.

Raw, edged wounds filled with blood that would not clot, seeping from incisions on the alien's spine.

Flays of skin peeled back and held in place by heavy iron spikes revealed a swollen bolus of glistening flesh that hung loose towards the floor.

Pipes, wet with ichor, penetrated every part of the alien's torso.

With each labored, breathy exhalation, the creature made faint traceries of fine dust were drawn up the tubes, away into sockets on the curved walls.

Rough and dead, take a deeper look.

and the Zoanthrope showed more teeth, but the gesture seemed cursory and without real intent.

Peering at the sack, he saw movement within it, and heard a faint keening.

Instantly the maggot in his chest flexed, making him choke.

He saw the same reaction from the others, with disgust.

Ralfon watched the sack pucker, and from it fell a newborn parasite, shiny with wet mucus.

They're everywhere, said Lyco, almost gagging on the words.

Look, he pointed up with his sword, concentrating on the shadows.

Raffen's vision grew definite as he saw that the crimson fist meant.

What he had first thought might be spoil heaps or piles of shed matter were slowly moving masses of the maggot parasites.

Little wonder these things chain implanted in us are so agitated, said Nisos.

They sensed the closeness of these others.

Raffen paused, turning back to the wheezing Zoanthrope.

Closer now, and he could see it was weak and sickly.

The flesh of the Xenos was pallid, and the surface of its chitin armor was pitted and cracked.

A fetid air of necro - decay shrouded the thing the alien's head tilted to present him with a jaundiced milky eye and he felt a wash of telepathic energy over him the blood angel shuddered but held fast the sensation passed as quickly as it had come a creature like this began the tauren it could shatter our minds with a single thought perhaps once but not now bile has made it his slave Rafa nodded.

He could see the lines of sutures along the curvature of the zoanthrope's skull, the places where Fabius' chirurgeon had bored into the alien's brain matter and lobotomized it.

The traitor shows cunning as ever, he said.

Just like this fortress, he has taken what he could here and perverted it to his own ends.

If this zoanthrope is the breed so for the parasites, began Nisos.

He retched.

Emperor, preserve us.

We are tainted by the blood of the alien.

Calm yourself, said Vector.

We'll wait over who is sullied, with that when that task at hand is complete.

He turned to Rathen, his blind eye sockets blank, and without pity.

We must kill this thing.

Aye.

His psychic might is at Bile's command.

If he uses it to forge a warp gate, he will be lost to us.

But the protection, the pheromones, I abhor the Xenos as much as any Astartes, but if it dies, what then?

The Blood Angels studied the mechanisms drawing the scent chemicals from the Zoanthrope's gland clusters.

The veil will fall.

Any terranid predators close by will be drawn to the fortress.

So we kill the Zoanthrope and its kindred will come and consume us all.

But if we let it live, Bile will flee.

There is no debate to be had here.

He raised the barbed bolter and aimed at the alien creature's head.

He tensed, expecting it to lash out, to strike at him in some wild, final effort.

Instead, the Zoanthrope folded down its claws and bowed to him, the chains about it slackening.

Nessos hesitated before taking aim with the lasgun.

Curious.

They must know what we are about to do.

Vector nodded.

It's been a prisoner here longer than any of us.

I doubt the arch traitor's cruelty was any less towards any for its originators.

It wants to die.

A wish we will grant, Rathen replied.

This man made a tyranid, big spooky bug men, basically say, mercy, kill me, please, and bowed to a space marine because it was in that much pain.

That's freaking scary.

I don't know.

I read that the first time and I was like, wow.

We talk a lot about cruelty and space marines, night lords, all that stuff.

And then you got Bile, who's using its own offspring as a way to torture prisoners in a big sadism experiment complex surrounded by its kindred and is committing so many atrocities against it without it dying that it wants a space marine to off it.

It's pretty brutal.

Pretty brutal.

Anyone who the Dark Eldar think has some good ideas is probably a fucking monster.

The man who helped make people furniture is probably not a good guy.

And at the end of that book, Raffan chucks him off the top of that big fortress.

Bile falls into the pit of Tyranids and is torn apart.

And then the epilogue is like another Bile registering that one of his clones has died and being like, meh.

Oh, well, wow.

What an asshole.

That time.

That's crazy.

Yeah.

Reminds me of like, I think one of the scariest things that like, we don't talk about, like people talk about it, but people don't actually like, like talk about it.

Talk about it.

Is the dark mechanic.

I'm like, people talk about how crazy dark mechanic is, but no one ever has exact references.

um but like the butcher surgeons from uh dark sky black sun and how they literally just see people as parts to be used to make other things i mean so does like that that uh warhammer animation where it's the guy who's a guardsman and it's like the whole thing is he could he might live he might survive and then he's turned into a lobotomized servitor the mechanicus doesn't treat people with much see anyway but then oh you're worse than the mechanicus yeah okay okay i would think gribblies you're putting in him what would probably make me genuinely like shit my pants is that there's that titan the the enormous chaos titan isn't that i don't i can't remember the name of it it's the one isn't it possessed by corn or a corn demon i know exactly what you're talking about the thing has like six chainsaw arms it's awesome isn't it like but like it's enormous though isn't it yeah uh i know what you're talking about it's like i think it's the largest titan yeah isn't it called the abominatus abominatus yeah yeah yeah i love the single canonical art we have of it done by john blanche because it's it's just keep putting on it it's funny i just i think if i saw that though because i just i just know there's nothing i could do it's just nothing no i wouldn't be afraid though it would depend on what music was playing at the time like if rob zombie was blasting in the background i'd just be like fuck it might as well go down swinging that's awesome i mean to be fair the chainsaws it has are the size of buildings so there's not going to be much left of you of one swing i'd i'd rather that than bile being like i'm gonna put some pipes in you and i'm gonna staple your skin to the ceiling and i'm going to like do all this weird shit like no Please don't.

Don't turn me into the church organ, please, Daddy.

Don't turn me into a xylophone, please.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You turned my balls into one of those clacker things.

Was that a thing about...

Does anyone here watch Scrubs?

A while ago, not much.

Didn't they have an episode where, like...

One of the characters talked about how like, oh, you get like a fake because they've lost a testicle.

They put a fake one in.

And so I said, you can get a hand warmer testicle.

And I was like, you know what?

Mechanicum, that be the future, though.

Hand warmer sack.

Sign me right up.

I say, Andy, that's a pretty, again, Fabio's bottle is disgustingly inhumane.

Yet, despite him having the capacity to.

be like that so you know we'll we'll always be forever impressed but like i always feel with abby it's like it's just like oh it's so close to him being nice and then i get reminded of he's like oh yeah he's the people furniture person and i know i've mentioned it before but there's also that thing where when in one of his books a demon confronts him say hey you asshole you like shot a poison concoction at me and i died and you banished me to the warp you fucking suck it's like oh he'll get over he's a demon oh okay On a first -name basis with a demon that you burned with, like, chemicals to death, and you got away with it?

How do you do that?

Huh?

What?

You kill them a lot.

Like, a lot, a lot.

Yeah.

Stronger answering.

Should we do another round of...

I think there's been quite a few donos again.

Thank you, Chris.

I need to run to the bathroom real quick during the donos, if that's quite alright, gentlemen.

Drop a deuce, it's alright.

No, I just gotta...

First one from NotApplicable for 10.

Long -time viewer.

First time on stream.

Pay respects.

Fulfilled my Bretonian murder quota a few days ago after I saw the man look at death claw weird in his glory.

Carl Francis presence.

Hail Sigma.

Hail Sigma, male grindset.

Donkeyman.

Hell's Bells.

The Super Cup beta is at 1 hour 11.

You're doing the Lord's work.

NotApplicable.

Again, man.

See?

Main event Virgil.

Hal, it was nice to see you take a break from gooning to watch Paul's stream.

Or was it on your second stream?

Mr.

Bones never stopped being a weird freak.

What did I do this time?

I don't know.

Okay, whatever, man.

Do you feel like you get the reputation of weird as well, Arthur, but it's like unearned?

Oh no, it's totally earned.

I put a lot of hours in.

excessively hung bretonian stable by nay um sad eli passed away feeling pretty flaccid right now flaccid right now uh eli is with the in -laws so um yeah i just want to say If you're ever in a situation where you have to type out or say the sentence, it doesn't matter the context.

There's very few places.

But if you have to say pretty flaccid right now as a declarative open sentence.

Yeah.

That's a good one.

Yeah.

You're not in the right spot in life.

But like, hey, thank you anyway.

You see most people who come on as guests, by the way, are pretty shocked.

the donations oh no i'm the king of writing a bit into the end so like i'm good uh name is chomsky for uh 10 euros arthur i've heard that things got better for you and for that i'm happy so when are you going to move in with colin i wonder who of you two can cook better andy king and yellow confirmed uh the answer is me fucking duh uh bro and ironically eats dunkaroos I don't know.

I was planning on visiting him relatively recently just so we could go on a little side quest adventure.

I don't know how that's going.

Life has been happening a lot for me and some shit has changed behind the scenes that I forgot to mention to Colin to see what's going on.

We will figure it out.

Alexander McCabe for 10 bucks.

A friend of mine and her fiance got into 40k recently.

She likes Thousand Sons.

He likes Sororitas.

Naturally, I pointed them towards you.

Hey, T -Sons, baby.

She likes Thousand Sons and he likes Sororitas naturally.

I must admit, I...

I went to Alex Quits the Nerds party and Sam Malaterra was there.

And there was like half of us into Warhammer and doing Warhammer stuff and the other half were just regular people.

And it was just Alex trying to bring people into the cult.

And he was like, ignore him.

Run.

Run away now.

There's so many books.

How do you guys explain what you do when people ask?

It comes in phases.

I don't know, because then you have to explain what Warhammer is.

I always just start with, do you know what Warhammer is?

And then most people go, eh.

I just say I do YouTube and talk about games and shit.

Yeah, literally.

That's the phase.

Phase one is like, oh, what do you do for a living?

I'm just like, I'm a content creator online.

Depending on the age, I'll be like, if they're under the age of 40, I'm usually like, oh, I'm a YouTuber.

that's how i do my shit and i'm like oh they're usually like okay but if they're over 50 i'm like oh i'm a content creator online i just make videos that people laugh at and then phase two is if they're like oh what kind of content do you make i'm like well there was this media franchise that was created in the 80s and they've published about 10 to 50 books every year and people want to get into the franchise so i just basically play the part of like cliff notes spark notes whatever to make sure it's easy for them to get into it probably post on only bones I usually go, I do YouTube, and if they go what kind, I'll say, I'm a historian for a made -up setting.

I think that's fairly succinct.

Yeah, no, that's fair.

You want this one, Hal?

Oh, yeah.

Tyboros the colorblind wake for five bucks.

Good to see you again, brother.

I'll be nice since it's my favorite day.

Happy Halloween, fellas.

Happy Halloween.

including you, Connor.

You need to get better tasting insulin.

Or insulation, by the way.

Insulin.

Hey, listen.

I didn't make the house.

It just caught fire.

Wow.

That is a fucking name.

Holy shit.

I'm pretty sure if someone said that one out loud, it would make my furniture.

Insulin.

Megamaliacal.

Sorry, Colin.

You go ahead.

Go on, Colin.

uh shalaxy's insulin veined megalomaniacal cock of woe with the two canadian dollars not even five just two with a name like that you should be fucking drowning in cash oh they're a regular duck pool he's a regular regular fucking titties in the profile picture it's gandalf by the way yeah gandalf's big natural is awesome Call me the pits of Moria because I'm going in.

No one reads those books.

No one cares.

Just read the comment.

I didn't even get to read it yet.

Good on you.

No, he lost his chance.

Now he has to make a fan mad because he wasted it.

Happy Halloween, guys, and hell.

Xenon with the five euros.

I have to shout out the book, Tears of Rofalia.

Rafaela, I don't fucking know.

Elementor Eliminator, trying to save people and a planet in the final stages of tiered consumption.

Can I shout out a comment?

by the way uh the resident raven said he clearly likes his cheese drippy bro i don't know what the context of that is earlier every time okay side note colin can attest to this every time without fail whenever i go to the united states i get a fucking lunchly just because they're they're like not allowed to be distributed in canada to my knowledge so i have to so yeah that's all the chemicals yeah that's like out of everything to get that Yeah, and?

Just do like drugs.

They're more illegal in my country than yours.

Yeah, so then by your logic, that makes them better because Lunchly's illegal there.

Do you want to do a few, Connor, and then I'll take the last couple?

I think this was for me.

Oh, okay, you can do this one then.

Scumbag loot goblin.

I like that.

The five bucks.

Happy Halloween, everyone.

Colin, thanks for your great videos.

I bought some more Hammer Fantasy and Gouching Felix books.

Can't wait to read them.

I'm glad I could help you get into it.

Nice.

This person should die.

JP 10, I'm assuming.

Australian.

Australian dollars?

Or the typeface was just kind of weird and his name is actually JPA.

I don't know.

Yonari content when?

P .S.

Colin needs to read Voidsguard, the Corsair novel, so I'm not the only disappointed one.

Oh, damn.

That's a Mike Brooks one.

I like Mike Brooks.

He's done some pretty good stuff.

Yeah, the Lion book is great.

oh this dracon's mighty schlong no i just put that one in i'm ad -libbing here slash pancreas has tumor five dollars uh for mr worth our boner fmk your three co -hosts happy halloween gooners all of them all in all at once Okay.

Shalaxy's insulin -veined megalomaniacal cock of woe, five Canadian dollars.

Eli gives mediocre head for seven dollars outside the food bank on three -fifths of Man Avenue.

Hal is just Hal.

Yikes, indeed.

Colin is a yandere for Mommy Andy.

That is a word salad.

I feel like that was something that I'd see in the insides of a 60s penitentiary.

I feel like people came for the Warhammer and they're just stunned by the absolute goblins you guys all are in the chat.

I hope the last bit wasn't asking me for my comment.

Andy?

I don't know.

What do you want me to say?

Andy's too precious to be insulted.

Leave him alone.

Alright.

couple more raw 666 10 dollars which sea space marine i'm assuming chaos space marine is the biggest coward the night lords that only go after the weak or either of the plague marine slash thousand sons that join chaos in fear of death um i don't know your mother arthur what are you on and I'm gonna pick Eremen, just because, I don't know.

Eremen?

Is that how you say that?

Eremen.

His name starts with A, which means he was the first letter of the alphabet, so he's picked for that.

Man's such a coward, he can't even stick to the main plot of his own books.

Yeah, I'd stuff Eremen like a turkey.

What?

I'm actually disappointed in you for the first time.

Because Ironman generally is not worth it, Colin.

You actually deserve better.

Like, I'm surprised you think so low of yourself.

Alright.

Any part in a storm, you really need to go out more.

I'm just saying.

Getting terminal.

Is that next one, Andy?

I've got a couple more.

I'll do the last couple.

Super Orlok for $4 .99.

Wow, I don't think I've ever superchatted on this channel before.

Hi, Mr.

Bone Man as well.

Thank you.

And the last one for now.

JP for five.

Got my daughter into Warhammer 40k.

Just had to convince her K -pop demon stars were on the setting.

Now I'm here bashing them into a kill team.

Dude, just use House Escher models or something.

I did get my little nephews.

They've had a look at Warhammer models.

They're not allowed to touch them because they're too spiky.

Everyone's going to be like, I painted these.

Don't touch.

They're a piece of art.

We begin the corruption now.

They have witnessed Thousand Sons models and they like them.

Therefore, we have already purged any notion of good taste and we will get them into Warhammer as soon as possible.

Connor, who do you think is worse off?

Beastmen players looking for new releases or Escher gangers looking for 3D printed models?

Do you really want me to crash out live on stream?

Yeah, you're okay, you're okay.

Hal, do you have another one you wanted to talk about, another thing?

I think it was, I didn't mind, did Colin have another one, I think it was.

Yeah, I got another one.

Oh, you got one, okay.

Yeah, my second one was Gotrick, because reading about him, you know, he's the funny, wacky, angry dwarf guy who's a living blunder.

I don't want to be within a hundred miles of this dude.

if I lived in Warhammer.

Is this Godric from a...

Is this Godric from a Skaven perspective?

It's Godric from anyone's perspective that isn't his own.

Hmm.

He's like...

If you know what Slayers are, they're dwarves who are destined to die in battle, to redeem themselves for a sin they committed, perceived, or otherwise.

Because sometimes the sin might just be you lost too much money at dice.

Because dwarves are funny like that.

Well, you know, it's Warhammer.

There's a lot of things in Warhammer that can kill you, right?

There's quite the amount of dangerous things.

Most Slayers die fairly quickly.

Not all.

Some of them go for quite some time.

But they're all, again, there is no purpose in their life beyond seek death and find something to kill you.

So if you see a Slayer, it is either mid -fight or going to be looking for a fight.

There's no in -between.

gattrick cannot die be it plot armor sometimes in universe plot armor he needs to make it to the end times or just because he's built too different he shows up and murders everything so i like and from the perspective it's you know it's like thankful out of universe funny hilarious rat guy i love reading about him in universe this four foot tall living brick walks up uh you have you are you are a 30 year old like well -trained imperial knight well experienced he cuts you in half like it's fucking nothing and then complains to his little blonde bitch boy that manling steel is just weak he's he's like he's gotrick in warhammer fantasy and age of sigmar is a random encounter but like a random encounter in a game that just hates you so is he like Is he the ebony warrior from Skyrim?

But then he's dressed as Mike the Liar, so you don't get an idea of the power scale.

Mike the Liar.

Mike.

Mike.

I meant Mike the Liar.

Oh, yes.

Michael, my favorite.

Michael.

Yeah.

Of course.

He's just a problem, and he frightens everyone around him.

Because if you've been around him longer than five minutes, you've probably seen him chop a giant's head off.

And then he looks at you and he's a very grumpy little dwarf and he's more than willing to vent his grumpiness by cutting your head off for bothering him.

It's he's, he's, he's more like, it's like a cross between jump scare horror.

And like, if Michael Myers was just kind of hanging around with you and he wasn't, you know, actively out to get you, but he's Michael Myers.

So you don't know.

he's a blender with legs it's just like when you're playing Resident Evil and Nemesis is stalking it's just like imagine Nemesis but much smaller and you're not the target yeah you ever like you ever have a friend or even you know just someone you know okay well man you're my friend there's colin's like biggest hater dude i'm trying dude so i don't i don't know what it is just like sometimes he'll say something and then like my fucking id kicks in and i can't control it it's just like do you hate when he breathes yeah it's just like suddenly i'll just have something funny to say i'm like huh let's look get him this time he's his biggest hater yeah whether he talks yeah quite literally uh where was i we know you like you know someone you know who it's just like you you need to walk on eggshells around them because you ask how is their day going the wrong way and now it's time for them to decide you're basically hitler you're literally just describing me here but like okay Can't take short jokes as well.

We can't take short jokes.

Oh wow, this really is just you.

Yeah.

How tall are you, Arthur?

I'm 5 '6".

2 '1".

Hey, hey, yes.

I mean, Colin's 5 '6", right?

He's 5 '7".

I'm a Titanic 5 '7".

Sorry.

Sorry.

Still can't pull no bitches for real!

Run out the window or some shit.

Wah.

Where?

Not even going to put the effort in.

Just like, where?

No, fuck you.

Are you just going to asterisk cries me now?

Is that how far down the scale you are now?

Is that it?

I'm going to pulse on your beard.

Yeah?

I'm going to mismatch your inspiration.

I'm a community's biggest married couple right now.

Yeah.

Bruh.

Godric fucking scary.

He's blender.

I wish I was...

I don't know where I'm going with that.

He's also incredibly sad and depressed.

He is very sad.

That's a different kind.

That's not really horror, though.

Jesus, no.

Arthur, did you have any...

Did you have another one to add in as well?

Oh, no.

I was talking about Serena Malice and...

The Watcher.

I kind of have I have one more to contribute to the group, which I think most people will already know, but I might as well do it.

The I'm really reluctant that I would obviously that there's obvious ones like Comrade Curse, who's part of the Night Lords Legion.

But I want to choose specifically the character of Savitar.

Talos.

Sorry, I'm doing Saboteur on my own channel at the moment.

Talos, because I'm assuming then, Arthur, you've done a Nightlord's Omnibus.

You've read through that.

Oh, yeah.

What makes Talos kind of scary is more in the third book.

So obviously he's a Nightlord.

He's tortured people.

He's learned to, you know, be up in midnight clad.

Terrifying people is just what he does.

All Nightlaws are kind of inherently terrifying.

It's obviously kind of Kurz's favorite for some reason, just because obviously he can see parts of the future.

And Kurz is like, yeah, I know you're going to chase after my killer who is running through a corridor with my severed head and you'll break my edict.

Love that.

I believe in one of the second book or in one of their short stories, they do capture...

an imperial assassin if i remember correctly and imperial assassins obviously being the deadly creatures that they already are yeah you can't even yeah i should probably pick one of those to be honest but the talos of the knight laws managed to torture an imperial assassin to the point that the imperial assassin breaks like and they even say like this person did really well it took like two weeks longer than they thought uh which is again if you're thinking like the most handcrafted like perfect weapon in the Imperium is then tortured to the point where they just give up and Talos can extract the secrets that he wants.

But Talos decides, you know what?

You might as well go out with a big bang because he always like foresees his own like end and death and his visions are not perfect in his gene seed.

And so therefore he decides, let's just go back to Sogwalsa where...

The Legion is like their adopted homeworld from after they kind of nuked their own homeworld during the Horus Heresy.

They find out, because it's been 10 ,000 years or whatever, they've been going in and out of the warp.

Time has passed.

And they arrive there.

An Imperial colony has landed there.

This is...

Civilians is no good.

This is considered a great sin.

amongst his homies.

You know, he's pulled up on their turf, and so they decide, well, first things first, they go down to the planet, the colony surface, and they just, I'm very sure, correct me if I'm wrong, Arthur, on this, they have a skinning pit where they just keep throwing the skinned bodies of people from the millions or something that they do this to.

They gather up all the psychers who are part of their uh choir and you know the navigational choirs and they talos goes let's do a funny let's do a big funny here because i'm really not psychotic enough being a night lord i don't care for other people that much uh he decides to get his navigator is it octavia uh and he she has her psychers you know third eye he tortures all the uh, parts of the members of the choir, uh, of all ages.

So I say my, my man is loves a bit of diversity.

He gathers the people of all ages and they just slowly talk to them just to the point of utter complete, like insanity, people like a dribbling, like gould, like flayed mess.

And then he gets his Octavia navigator and basically.

exposes her third eye to them in their souls to the point where these psych essentially will then delve in they'll witness the madness of the warp in this eye and they essentially just explode through like she basically sheer madness like of knowing the dark truth of the warp after all of this torture and he but every time this happens octavia like it's affecting her too doesn't matter she falls unconscious he just drags her around the room and just kills each psyker one by one and this eventually ends up creating a massive echo in the warp it creates like a warp um wave that essentially shatters and breaks other choirs and navigation assistance for light years around to the point where it creates a natural disaster of Like, you know, on the Malice example earlier, just disrupting normal Imperial things kills people.

This wave kills...

I mean, they can't even calculate.

They don't know how many people died because of this, but it is an untold act of just disgusting...

Like, some twisted mind would have to come up with this, and Talos is like, yeah, that's my big move.

This is my big stamp on the galaxy, guys.

Then the Eldar show up.

um which is fun yeah and then uh i'm pretty sure they uh jane's are they cut her legs off and she eventually does kill all of them but then talos just gets a grenade and goes hug me brother and he dies with her uh which is funny again but uh so they do end up all dying but man talos is a As much as the book builds you up, you kind of think, oh, he's just a funny guy.

He's a bit of a ruthless bastard.

I don't mind.

And then at the end of the third book, Aaron Densky Bowden really reminds you, no, this guy is the worst person.

He's done more damage than most people.

I mean, maybe he's killed more people than Khan.

Who knows, technically.

But yeah, he's a scum.

Absolute scumbag.

Eldar dub again in the end, even though despite the Night Lords, they run into the tunnels and they're like, we'll ambush them and ambush them.

And Eldar's like, yeah, we'll go into your ambushes.

And Jainsar does kill everyone.

I'm Jainsar, kiss my ass.

Yeah.

Doesn't the Dreadnought at the end stomp on her body?

I think he doesn't even get to kill her.

A little bit.

I can't remember.

It's been a hot minute since I read it.

Talos is terrifyingly because in a way in the lore it builds you up to like him and then he just does the most horrific thing ever and he starts being horrible to characters who you like and they're just vulnerable humans.

He's like, I don't give a fuck.

I'm willing to burn worlds.

I don't kill worlds.

I make them suffer.

So shout out to Talos for being probably the one person you don't want to meet in an alleyway.

Fabius Bile would be like the realization of what he could do.

I just would try and end it before Talos got his hands on me.

So yeah, that is a pretty horrifying thing.

Colin, do you have an honorable mention as well?

I don't know if you had an honorable mention.

I do.

I do have one honorable mention.

It was scary.

In his own special way.

Balthasar Gelt.

Imagine you.

You are a young imperial accountant or some whatever tax man.

The guy who keeps track of all the gold.

You hear a wizard is coming to town.

All right, it's a wizard.

They're scary on their own in fantasy and psychers in 40K, right?

Weird, etheric powers.

They might explode and turn into demons.

It's rough, but he's an officially sanctioned wizard.

That's fine.

It should be fine.

You go about your day.

You go to work.

You go to log a few last things in the treasury.

The gold is now lead.

There's no more gold.

Where did it go?

He is terrifying to accountants.

He is terrifying to bankers.

And perhaps most of all, he is terrifying to economists.

For he, with a wave of his hands, can devalue your entire nation's currency by 10%.

God bless this man and all of his endeavors.

Hero of the people, really.

Look, if there was a man who could save us from Wall Street, who could be the terror of the 1%.

Yeah.

Isn't he the only grand wizard?

That's a different kind of title.

Isn't he the only Supreme Patriarch who still has a bounty on his head, doesn't he?

Yeah, because he scammed a taxi driver.

That's really fucking awesome.

He didn't need to do that.

No, he didn't.

He just did it for the love of the game.

Like any cool guy should.

We call it the hustle.

Yeah, no.

Agreed.

I do have a...

If anyone else has any other one, I have one last honorable mention to gift to everyone, which I don't know if it's...

I don't know if it's...

necessarily terrifying to everybody, but I'd like to speak a little bit, give some respect on his name to Usharan, who is...

Well, the thing is, he's not terrifying to everybody, because if, say you're a flesh eater, you're a ghoul, this guy is the best thing ever.

This guy is your king, your grand ghoul king, but to you, he doesn't look like that.

He just looks like a really big boy.

He looks like a...

grand knight king literally sorry grand king uh of the night um he is a respondent figure who cares for his people he is loving he is honorable a little bit fat he will admit he's been to too many parties he even says in his own words but he's a great guy and he wanders his realm looking after his people now you're human so you're a you're a little you're a little human buddy um they you'll realize that you do not see this grand majestic king you in fact see the biggest vampire mf you have probably ever seen in your entire life he is a basically primarch sized ghoul vampire uh wearing a crown of bone his got a fur cloak and The skulls of many are dead rattle on his chains.

And the thing is, he is terrifying not just because of his physical imposing figure.

He's terrifying because he annihilates civilizations through kindness.

He will gift you his blood, which will slowly rot your teeth.

It will make your fingernails lengthen.

Your eyes will turn into...

little boulders of like blood like blood stone with like little black drops in the middle and you will start to rave mad things but don't worry salvation does come because you will then in his presence receive the majesty of the ghoul king and he will declare that he loves you he loves his people and all you have to do is go attack other settlements human colonies live in crypts and burrows which they again for people who for fleshly to the courts they are like under some delusion where they don't perceive their own state uh ushran has been alive for so long and he is so mad that he doesn't realize like his his existence is essentially up he doesn't realize that he came from a world that no longer exists.

He simply roams his own lands and kingdoms, corrupting and building an empire of ghoul vampires that slowly turn into these mad courts where all humans are flesh because they eat flesh.

That's right.

He eats people.

Other characters kill people.

This guy eats people and he likes people.

very much because they taste good.

He was imprisoned by Nagash at one point for he knows how long until some silly goobers in the age of chaos and Sigmar's realm or time, they released him from his Nagash prison and he was set out onto the world to once again absolutely create mayhem.

and create his own dark empire but he is so mad and so far gone he doesn't even remember that nagash imprisoned him ever so he's like this nagash guy seems kind of interesting he just doesn't he can't recall like he's probably a being who existed for thousands and thousands of years and he slowly will corrupt you he will ruin everything you love will turn to ash and dust or worse madness but it's terrifying in a sense you have no idea what you will become uh he's again he's not the scariest i don't think but i do enjoy his little like the fact of you know is a perspective thing of he's not terrifying to his people and then he's terrifying to anybody who sees this enormous loping creature in the night that i assure you can run at full speed faster than most things because he is a vampire so that would be terrifying to even go near and he is willing to kill anybody who hurts his people so you are not gonna uh live very long if you've even if you if you defended yourself from a ghoul you're basically so enjoy that uh that is my last one for the uh the people there if they get in wager sigma law by the way asmr always kind of good not gonna lie needs a map though it needs a map so bad Age of Sigmar.

It does have maps.

I'll tell you, Arthur, do you have this thing of like, do you, how much are you familiar with Age of Sigmar lore, Arthur?

Decent amount.

A lot of the early stuff I'm pretty into.

I do play the game as well, but I have read a few things here and there.

I do like it.

I'm getting more into it.

I think my issue was always like, I said this to Colin and Eli in the chat people before, I liked in the old world it had a like a world map and you could understand where you are and that the reasons of different places where yeah the scale was drawn back a little bit more it was more like in a way i know it's fancy but i felt more uh like like grounded in that world whereas age of sigmar is so big that you almost go like where the fuck am i I don't know if everyone feels that way, though, but I'm enjoying it more.

I get it.

It is a feature slash downside of the setting, depending on what you're into.

I mean, it is, I don't know, in that regards, though, I view it as similar to 40K, where it's a Forge World blew up.

Oh, no.

Anyway, here's the next 10 ,000.

Yeah.

Can I put some hate on someone's name before we finish, though?

Because I really...

I really...

I have a bone to pit with someone in particular.

Dale Lucas, who wrote the Usheran book, why is Usheran on the front cover and he's barely in the book?

I'm getting...

That's the trend.

Yeah, I'm getting a lot of things.

I mean, that's happened before, I think, too.

I think, like, I would need to look through it again and stuff.

But if I remember correctly, like, the end times Thanquil.

Thanquil's barely in his own fucking book.

Yeah, I do like the book, though.

But it's, like, the amount of woman books I've read where the title character is barely in the book, the Angron book, the Fulgrim, like, demon books.

They're not there, bro.

I mean, to be fair, I get that.

People say horror is rising, and then horror is only going to be rising in about 35 % of the book.

Yeah.

I don't know.

GW loves doing that for some reason.

My favorite is the Caiaphas Kane books, though, like the one where him and a Tau fire warrior are fighting back -to -back.

That scene is not in the book.

It just doesn't happen.

Yeah.

There's a few of that in Caiaphas Kane.

One of them has like a...

something else I don't know yeah but shout out to the weird enough recently it'll be a different episode but the drops like massacre book that came out not long ago Colin which you said was pointless by the way it's actually quite good so I don't care if it's French it's kind of good though it's kind of good look I've got at least like three more years I'm going to put money on that I'm going to feel the pressure that I need to start talking about the heresy.

Yeah.

I got three and a half whole settings to look at.

Yeah, it won't go away.

Thank you, Blood Bowl.

I hope...

Usheran was my last...

Again, people who were listening, do comment below in the comment section characters who generally make you...

I don't know why I said that.

Yeah, it's a criteria for absolute horror.

It's a good one, I will admit.

It's a really good one.

A good shot.

Do we have any last don'ts?

We do.

We have a few last don'ts.

I'll start us off.

PandoPlays for five.

Arthur, would you rather do Talos Raw or Fankle Raw?

What does he mean by this?

Have you seen the rat video?

Man.

You know, I've really wasted the your mother card really early in this stream.

I mean, that would have been perfect.

That would have been perfect, but you can't just do it over and over again.

If you're going to do it over and over again, you do the three.

Talos, no breaks.

I can step in and say your father.

Your bloodline.

Why are me and Andy black screened?

Is it like that for anyone?

No, it looks fine on stream.

Interesting.

A couple from Zenon.

GW Horror, that one drunk kid that called Gotrek Flagonslayer.

That one drunk kid did not go home that night.

Another one from him.

Who has the biggest skinning pit, Arthur or Red?

I would say probably me, but what I do in my skinning pit is not anyone else's.

My business.

Yeah, exactly.

Cranking the skin hog.

Yeah, yeah.

Thanks, Colin.

No problems.

I hate the words that come out of my mouth, too.

Yeah.

Set 499.

Be me.

A wild gotrek appears whilst going through the tall grass.

brackets tavern and you don't have a master ball brackets tankard of ale and you can't run you're just gonna die like that's it you're just gonna die all right based big one here uh no miss chomsky for 20 euro hell yeah man uh honestly the most horrifying thing for me from 40k is a story of a girl of the Crystal Labyrinth, the fact that she successfully went through the maze and answered correctly the riddle from the Guardian terrifies me.

I mean, if you're afraid of children, you're just a grown man and that's fine.

I mean, I know where I'm going with that.

We will not help people if they are lost.

Isn't it implied that it's like Dorothy and Toto?

hmm yeah yeah something like that well it was a girl and her small black dog which i know isn't supposed to go off of but in wonderland hmm was there's already enough like pop culture references, surely, in Warhammer.

They don't need to go take more, do they?

It was 90 % pop culture reference.

I know.

You're not wrong.

I do think it's kind of cool.

You know what?

That's my head.

It was Dorothy and Toto, and that's where we got the idea for the movie.

Hmm.

Super Warlock for $1 .99.

Gotrek is abusive.

Dad is drunk again.

Horror.

Oh, no.

he's not back with cigarettes he's back spooky kabuki god god bless our rules helper oh yeah absolute legend uh tell them colin summer king baby big oosh the resident raven i've missed waiting y 'all live but i'm back baby good to see you buddy thank you man good to see you and last one from donkey man The Super Cup beta is finished rendering.

Time to upload.

I am looking forward to it.

It's just an hour of me saying sus things.

I am hyped.

Every episode.

Can we even post it, though, without getting it, like, our YouTube ruined?

I mean, maybe not to put it on YouTube.

Maybe not.

In the Discord.

You'll want to go see that.

I'm not proud of anything I have said ever.

I am ashamed to my bloodline and my family.

Please do watch.

join the discord and yeah i stand by everything i said oh there you go i'll leave it at that uh that was uh terrifying stuff wasn't it uh thank you very much connor for joining us today and uh just so that you know folks the moment we went live a bunch of stuff came out on arthur's second and first channel so go have a look at that as well yeah competed with his schedule It's really funny.

I've been working on a bunch of shit behind the scenes.

A lot of times I've been baiting the fact that every time someone pays me with memberships, it goes to something cool.

It's been funneled into my second channel as well as paying the editors on my main channel.

Second channel had probably what I consider likely the best video I've ever made go live at 6pm.

Unironically, the most effort I've ever put into a video.

I really think it turned out pretty great.

Yay.

Hell yeah, man.

Thanks for coming on, man.

Once again, as always, way funnier than us.

We're trying to keep up, but I'm getting old, man.

I need to be put into the woods and put down at this rate.

Welcome to Uncrimes, as always.

God.

I hope everyone enjoyed that, though.

Thanks again, Arthur, for coming on.

I make more things You're fine It's only weird if you make it weird I'm making it weird I will gladly come on you all anytime you ask That's the biggest compliment I've received this year.

Me when it's still been a while.

Yeah.

Me when it's still been a while.

You know, I like that.

Me when the wind is strong.

Stiff breeze.

Okay.

Thanks everyone for listening.

Godspeed.

Thank you all for listening.

Apologies for my intro and we'll see you guys in the next one.

Peace.

Bye.