i have a question which because because colin didn't really get to to talk about that last one i've got one for him and this one's from vapor axe or vapor rocks um okay here's a really gnarly one that you'll get some laughs colin and specifically colin how many of marafi's toes do you think you could fit in your mouth at once uh wow a snake unhinges its jaw it'll look something like that But they don't.

All of them.

Their jaws are not connected at the front.

Both feet, Colin?

Both feet?

Oh, yeah.

You prefer she sprint at him first.

As they are in Total Warhammer, pre -dirtied up for my pleasure.

Okay.

You did not need to add that part.

They've become gunked up for the taste already.

Honestly, go sit in your chair.

I won the taste of battle from those stompies.

We won, but at what cost?

Hello ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, welcome back to Lore Crimes!

We are three years old.

Three more years.

Happy birthday, Lord Grimes.

Colin has not just woken up, by the way.

No, he's probably not.

I'm loving the beard, though.

It's looking very well -formed.

I like it.

Indeed.

Thank you, sir.

What's the guy from Elder Scrolls called?

He's like, we can share our ass, buddy.

Tarp.

The pointy bit.

I love it.

It's awesome.

Colin looks like he could be made and etched into stone.

Hmm.

Like, you know, that's the pointy beard.

I think.

Thank you.

It's a weird thing to say.

I don't, I think.

Thank you.

Well, congratulations, boys, to three years of weird things being said.

Thank you, law criminals, everyone.

Again, if you're listening, we're here.

We are talking about law a lot of time.

But today is like a bit of a different episode because we're here to chill with you guys, but also answer some law questions, hobby questions and other kinds of things.

Basically all the good stuff because we've been doing this, I guess.

Yeah, I guess three years ago, Andy all messaged the rest of us and just said, I like you guys.

You know, you know, gets all shy and nervous.

And then he asked us, would you like be interested in doing an extra channel?

And we, for some reason at the same time, all said, yes, you know, the stars aligned and then law crimes was born.

And my hairline has never been.

roasted more often and more thoroughly since uh speaking of hairlines though because today is a q a episode there are some questions we've had which are quite similar to one another so just bear in mind sometimes if you've said something if you put a comment in our discord that's similar to another one we'll just kind of assume they're all bundled together yes we've seen the stuff about our hairlines in multiple forms and i'm sure yes we have seen many questions regarding this matter yes yes eli does love his wife Okay, please end it.

Even if she was a worm, he would still love her, I think is fair to say.

That's right.

We do have some, I think we have some, again, my idea from a little while ago, we have some subway surfer up in the background.

Is it been a year since we've done it live and then videos later?

It might be since we've done live streams.

Maybe?

I think so.

I don't know.

In the first year, I think we all did pre -recorded stuff.

yeah and we were all losing sleep like once a week on doing way too much work that was a bit of a pain uh but we do have i'm gonna start it off uh with andy getting uh some nice uh stuff in the background for you guys again before we start though uh thank you guys all for listening and watching throughout all the years again really do appreciate it guys hopefully we're Here to deliver you lots of cool stuff from different parts of the universe.

And we'll, you know, all that Warhammer versus and maybe even more.

So we'll just get straight into it, though.

The first one is by Uber Trolls.

And this is actually a question for what is one question for all of us.

I'll start with Eli, though, which is the question for Eli is, if you could, which faction would you personally fight in any of the settings?

Is this the assumption that I win?

Do you think?

I don't know.

Depends how confident you're feeling.

You could be like, I'm going to punch a Catan Shard in the ghoulies if you want.

I mean, it's up to you.

I would never do such a thing to the Eternal Empire.

I would never.

Would you throw hands with a squat child?

Sack tap the robot.

If I could kill anything in the 40k universe, it'd probably be a Night Lord.

I'd enjoy killing Nightlords.

Pretty up there and deserving that, yeah.

Or Dark Eldar.

I wouldn't mind that.

Well, yeah, none of us have any chance.

I have no chance fighting any faction.

We're just pretending that I have 40k powers of some sort.

Even a normal guardsman in Alaska is going to turn me into soup.

We do have another question, though, which is for Colin.

And it asks, have you figured out how to beat cavalry in Total War yet, peasant?

Who's this from?

Same by Ubertroll.

There's four questions in it for us.

It's quite rude.

Don't worry about it.

How about that, huh?

Spim pike and shot, as always, to be fair.

The answer is Skaven mods.

One million modern vermin lords upon ye.

We have a question here for Andy, which is, if you were trapped in a room with Erebus and Manfred von Carstein, and with a loaded magical spell that kills everything gun, with, sorry, you only have two bullets, who would you shoot twice?

Erebus twice.

And who's that from?

People like Uber Trolls, and it has one more.

Again!

He's got a four upon it.

And the last one was for me, which was which IP do you personally adore outside of Warhammer but scarcely talk about?

Did I say Warhammer?

God.

Scarcely talk about?

You know what?

I've kind of liked most of them at some point.

I'm sure all of us here have...

enjoyed Lord of the Rings at some point, or Mass Effect, Dragon Age before it went downhill.

After one game.

It was like, we're on the edge of it, and then if I can springboard it into a dog shit.

Fuck, I don't know.

I think those are the ones I could barely talk about.

Obviously, I kind of have a Lovecraftian interest before.

To be honest, most of them.

The one I don't ever talk about, though, is Destiny because it hurts.

Oh, no, Star Wars is the one that truly hurts.

Star Wars is dead, man.

Well, don't you know how recently Destiny 2 had a Star Wars expansion where you could have lightsabers?

You could combine two batteries.

I just don't care.

I can't let myself care because, you know what I mean?

Why have hope of something that they've murdered?

I think Maiden.

Star Wars is the one I would call Maiden's name.

What's his name?

Hawkeye in Endgame.

Just like, don't give me hope.

In the rain.

That's Hal right now.

Did anyone in the chat, did anyone actually play SWTOR?

Like the Knights of the Old Republic?

Yeah.

Oh, I had a friend who played it so much that at a certain point he had so much money he would just log in and buy new armors.

So the stock price of it in the in -game stock market would rise dramatically.

He wouldn't even play the game anymore.

He just had so much legacy money he would inflate the price of some armor.

Oh my god.

I'll say that's my first pick though.

Eli or Colin, do you want to grab one from the various lovely people who have sent in stuff?

And thank you Ubertrolls as well.

Appreciate that.

Would we like to get one of the hairline questions out of the way right now?

Might as well.

our cliff how far have your hairlines receded in the past three years and how much more will it recede in the next three honestly honestly uh i don't think it has receded much in the last i would say i feel like it's it's been pretty stable for like the last three years now prior to like we go back four years ago it's on a full board retreat yeah um you know you seem to have stabilized the front line on that fight my hairline was just started receding when i was like 16.

And stopped around, like, 20.

Dude, no, I feel that.

I miss my 13 -year -old hair where I look like I was wearing a hoodie.

I think the thing is, your hairline will start receding, but then your hair will start thinning a little bit, and then it will look like it's receding.

I'm not going to lie, I got a crazy bald spot.

I don't know if you can see it.

I'm not showing that.

I know I'm not genetically allowed to become bald.

i've seen my parents hairlines they're fine and i have a little mole on my forehead so you can see exactly how far it receded when i was at uni and it hasn't moved since so i'm all right i hate to be that guy but i saw it like one of our first three episodes and i'm not gonna lie boys our hairline did look better that's crazy that's crazy i'm not gonna lie it did look better all of us it's just angles that's all let's go just do this Eli, do you want to pick one?

Sure.

This one's from Silly Samuel.

I didn't actually read this.

I just saw all of our names in it, so it might be atrocious.

He says, question for Andy, and for all of us, question for Andy, when is the promised lore crimes gimp suit meetup?

We already had it.

The gimp suit meetup did happen.

Sorry, I did a bit of a faux pas.

Mine was a bit too tight.

And so the others told me off.

It was very embarrassing.

We had to end it early just because one person was too short and it didn't work.

The human centipede chain couldn't quite fully connect.

Forget I said anything.

The question is, Al, why are you like this?

uh genuinely uh too much time on the internet i've hit that i'm in that weird stage of i was that i was there when the internet became cringe i was there in its first days but now i'm getting to the point where i'm getting too old for it do you know what i mean i'm just getting as in like i i'm in that andy's just missed it he's like oh this is all new to me i'm like i was there when the cringe was born i was there when the magic was first written yeah another cringe is aging out with me you know soon i'll be like going like the retirement home being like oh fine boom you know you know and you well yeah i was going to say like can you imagine a pensioner in the future just being like i remember the first time i skippity riz like oh my that's a future i don't want to be a part of i hope i'm gone by then Sword Art Online Iceberg Effect win.

I know you have a tramp stamp for the anime.

Thank you to Hal for planting from day one the idea I'd never watch that anime.

We might have to make you watch it just for this.

I have friends that love it.

I don't know how.

It looks so shit.

I know, it is bad.

I agree.

Okay, for me...

Do you have anything else to say about Sword Art Online, Colin?

It's not as bad as Gate.

Gate is still my least favorite anime.

That is the ultimate...

I pure slop garbage.

Like, dude, I've made nothing but fine art compared to that.

There's two more here.

There's an actual question at the end.

Eli, if your wife was six inches tall...

and only spoke in a regional dialect native to Bolivia, and she was addicted to League of Legends, and she was just controlling her normal body Ratatouille style.

What would you do?

I assume this is DJ Beast with a different username.

I think so.

I would love my wife, and I would learn whatever.

Bolivia.

I would learn the Bolivian dialect and also play lots of League of Legends.

I feel like at that point, she's not your wife at this point.

We're just, they're inventing human beings.

I probably, I probably have her like tell her that she should like stream on Twitch.

Cause a six inch tall person controlling someone's body.

It doesn't matter how funny you are at that point or anything.

That's just intriguing.

just the mental image of colin being there with him like she's gone dude she's gone there's not nothing left of her please you need to let her go leave her oh man oh dear okay then the actual question what is everyone's favorite war crimes episode i'm quite fond of the uh one of the early quizzes we did that gave birth to Caiaphas Kane, Death Guard, Legionnaire.

It was that.

The poop knife.

It was Caiaphas Morog.

I can't let that down.

Jason Statham.

I quite like...

No, you go.

Mine's kind of a cheat.

It's a live stream.

I loved our drawful...

That was my favorite thing ever.

Those are always fun.

My favorite episodes is when I can make Colin do the hyena laugh where he goes, like, that's my favorite thing ever.

And he does it a few times in that episode when he sees what monstrosity I've cooked up and it gave me life.

You're too joyful.

I think I enjoy every time we get to talk about Gotrek and Felix, there's pretty good ones.

I do enjoy those episodes because it's just, it's silly and it's nice where like we have, you know, me and Andy who are, you know, horrors, heresy, obsessors, but there's something where it's just stupid.

It's obviously.

Well, how many times we get.

We get to leave our tyranny to one side and let you guys cover something you're interested in that isn't Space Marines.

Someone did have a comment of, when are we going to do the fun stuff?

No more Space Marines slot.

Area for that.

That is true, but remember, most people who know about Warhammer, they come for the Space Marine stuff, and we do like them.

Every single hour of every single day.

They come for Halo.

the fabulous pile has nostalgia is nostalgia for me i don't know why fabulous pile episode i think it's because i was i remember being at my in -laws house listening to the fabulous pile audiobook because i had to like crunch in those last three days that i was there to get the script done and uh i think that's where the poop knife came from as well that episode i feel like it is it might be i don't know Other than that, the Beelzan versus is, I mean, it's hard to not.

The versus, I guess, as an episode thing are always fun.

I get to be loud and angry, but it's the format and not just what I am as a person.

Any tier list where we're screaming at each other as well is...

And I think Colin's undefeated on Versus as well, which is like, oh, every time I go against him, I'm like, oh, shit, here we go again.

I've been in the power -scaling trenches as a Dragon Ball Z fan since, like, 10 years old.

You can't defeat me.

Whichever one it was, the Boinkled episode.

Oh, God.

I don't think I've laughed as hard as I did.

I don't even know what episode it was.

whatever streamers was where as well colin farted just before the stream and i couldn't really doing it to him what you're really calling him that made me giggle for so much I'm muted this time, but it's been pretty bad today.

Chili cheese dog and beef stew maxing over there.

Dude, I mean, that was my breakfast.

Not breakfast Christ, no.

Pull back, pull back, pull back.

My dinner yesterday was a Jimmy John's sandwich covered in avocado spread.

And then prior to that, it was in fact a chili cheese pie.

With jalapeno poppers, dude.

My stomach despises me.

Hey girl, you smell that?

Get parted.

I don't.

Get parted.

If my stomach didn't want these things in it, then why do they taste so good?

I mean, hey, look, the chili cheese dogs are going to, you know, they're going to be put on a bit of a hiatus because that restaurant isn't near where I'm going to be living.

Colin 2025.

Some days are worth the liquid ass.

Should we read some donations?

I was going to say, should we read some donations?

We can have a few.

Let me just swap this.

I can finally say this, by the way.

DonkeyManUSA, I have actually never been late to a stream.

I've actually always wanted the one who shows up first.

It's never been late due to me.

Thank you, DocumanUSA.

I think there's been one moment where Held didn't show up earlier than like five minutes before and even then he's still always on time.

It's most of the time it's me and the other times it's Colin.

It's never been me.

Andy.

Oh my god.

Oh, before I was going to have to do it today, Andy will wear a hat and turn easy.

On behalf of Bricky, I now shall haunt you, Andy.

Why?

I did notice, though, the last week's episode, everyone's like, Andy and Bricky are like two fighting parents.

I don't know.

I was like, I was just a bit drunk.

That's all.

I was drinking a lot of wine.

Getting passionate, that's all.

We're on good terms.

Here we go.

Hung Bretonian stable boy.

Thank you for the 20 SDK.

Woke up, bricked up, because Colm's dehydrated today.

Wink.

What?

Wow.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Oh, dear.

In the cell.

Come on, Colm.

Is Melik for the 20 CZK.

Thank you.

Stream late due to Colm having a birthday.

Happy birthday, Colm.

Happy birthday.

Colin's husband oiled up and bouncing spooky style.

October themed.

Yeah, man.

Old Nagash too.

That's quality.

Happy three years to gooning.

That's a lot of censored.

Very true.

Coffee grounds.

19 month member.

Wow.

House size above Colin's head.

That was a display.

but i well the one i just moved but i also hung it up poorly as you can see by the fact that one of the black like the magnets is not in the middle so there was one day it scared the ever -loving shit out of both me and my dogs because i was doing something on my computer and then it went and you know the poster's fine because they're made out of metal they're sturdy but it also like slammed against the bed frame and everything so uh for the people becoming members first of all thank you second of all uh we have members members only ivory tower chat in the discord so ping me in the discord if you're a member and i'll add you and you can be classist with how Well said.

I was going to say something earlier, just said in the chat, just all caps, we hate poor people.

I never even said this.

Paralyzed tortoise for five bucks.

I paid for this donation with Marlboro cigarette reward points.

Fantastic.

Thank you.

Another one for you, Colin.

Oh, I'm looking at the wrong stream.

Well, I was looking at it in YouTube, so it was behind.

Hgrim277, Harold, thank you for the five.

Colin, remove that second L, sir.

May I inquire, rise and fall of the Covenant episode on Lore Crimes 1?

We might have something, you know, something related soon.

I love the Covenant.

I love the Covenant.

I love the leads.

Eli's most successively hung Bretonnian stable boy.

Thank you again, 27SCK.

Happy three years, Andy, Eli, Hal, and Mr.

Cockchair.

How dare you.

Leave Colin alone.

Groynath.

I like that name.

That's fun.

Remember for six months.

Happy third, Colin's seasonal anime tier list won.

I don't watch that much anime.

I'm sorry to disappoint.

I watch less now because of how much slop.

It's seasonal.

It's seasonal, like the biggest thing of the time of year it's coming out.

Okay.

Hello, Mr.

Beast.

DJ Beast, that is.

Congrats.

Wishing many pregnant bellies on you.

Thank you.

The art continues to flow with me.

It is what it is.

Is Malok for 50 CZK.

The prophets of law had declared that the third age of gooning.

Colin's beard looking pointy enough to be the sword of the covenant.

Damn.

Thank you.

It is very satisfying because I used to have a beard that long and you do this all the time.

It's got to keep its shape.

Donkey Man again.

DTS got me into 40k, but you guys really got me into Warhammer as whole.

Here's to another three years.

Thank you very much.

Thank you, man.

Thank you, guys.

What's this profile?

Is that a horse?

Is that a bucket?

Yeah.

Shout out to you, bucket horse.

Colleen, make your bed.

This is a threat.

It is an air mattress, dude.

I am so beyond caring about that thing looking nice.

His bed is made.

It's just in the other house.

Yeah, unfortunately, it's a state away.

Loophole.

Coffee grounds for snorting for 6 .66.

Thanks, man.

Very good.

Real Talk, it's been nice listening to you all.

It helps the long work nights go by.

I hope I can be in person for the fourth year of Boingob.

Hell yeah, man.

Thank you so much.

Thank you.

Zimcom.

Thank you for the $2.

Happy anniversary, stay strong, and rock on, brothers.

Thank you, man.

Thank you.

Oh, no.

This is an elite.

This is an elite.

When is War Crimes karaoke night?

That must happen.

That must happen.

I would do that.

Can I have the caveat that I'm only allowed to say...

Absolute cinema?

If we got War Crimes in Japan, We can film us at a karaoke bar.

At an actual karaoke place.

It'd just be us in a room.

Absolute cinema.

Oh god, if we all sing, it's gonna be bad.

It doesn't matter.

Main event virtual for five bucks.

Since I forgot to post in the Discord, did you know that you all had great chemistry before you started the channel?

Here's to one more year of my fave goblins.

we kind of lucked out with that i think yeah no that just turned out quite nicely i mean i i don't know i knew going in we all had very different style of videos but so i figured yeah we had no clue really i think yeah we mostly got uh it was a thing of luckily no with most things no one's an And therefore it works.

Yeah.

I think, I don't know if I've mentioned this before, but when we did the first episode about the war in heaven, it was when Colin was talking about the Eldar and I called them space janitors.

That was like my way to like encourage a little bit of poking and prodding and being like, I'm going to take the piss a little bit.

And I think that's why it works.

Cause we don't take each other too seriously.

We, we should say we were, we were quite like.

not like worry but as in like we were thinking at the beginning like what if we aren't this good you know we were just wondering like and we didn't really know what we were doing we're just kind of still don't yeah not really you know yeah that one out that's most things but if everyone looks at people who'd make content on youtube i promise you we like in most people don't know what they're doing so you know as professional as it looks it's really not so You can only see my forehead when the donation's on the screen.

I need a new spot.

I need a new spot.

You need a taller chair, dog.

Say what you want about my bar stool tier seat that I have.

It does make me look taller.

Speaking of taller for Colin's husband oiled up and bouncing spooky style, I had my first game of Spearhead yesterday.

Took the W with Nighthaunt.

I'm on a death and cinch kick.

And I blame you all for my spiking interest.

You're welcome.

And thank you very much.

Thank you.

Etrigan85, thank you for the five Europeans.

Happy anniversary to the best Warhammer podcast painting by Estalia Army.

Now, will you ever do an episode about minor factions like Albion slash Nippon?

I believe we will.

Estalia Army.

That sounds like things that I don't know very much about.

Well, you see, I can tell you all of the Nippon lore right now.

It sure is Japan.

Even less creatively named than Cathay.

Thank you for the five pounds sterling.

Oh yeah, I guess there is a second P in Warhammer Nippon.

Well, Japan is Nihon.

Sword Art Online, abridged by something witty, entertainingly superior to Sword Art Online, and maybe Dragon Ball Z Abridged.

I've heard it's good.

Yeah, I've heard it's good, but I've never watched it.

It's Pandora's Box and we thank you four for opening it.

You guys are insane.

We're glad to see you guys hang out here quite often.

It's cool.

Colin's husband oiled up in bouncing spooky style.

On this day we remember Poop Knife and Nurgle Cane.

Glorious.

That's a law crime.

Hgrim277 Harold is back.

Thank you for the five versus episode.

Halo, Halo elites versus Marines or brutes versus orcs.

One perhaps.

Brutes and orcs probably love each other, but you know, and the evil.

Coffee grounds again, Colin and SOA, a joke that started all the way back at the beginning, outlived other jokes.

How long till it gets a shirt dedicated to it?

We will see.

Shalaxy's insulin -vain megalomaniacal cock of woe.

Wow.

Thank you to the 12 months of membership.

DonkeyManUSA, we love you, Hal.

That's why we coordinate the Hal Supercut.

It's very funny to make fun of you.

We love you, Donkey Man.

We gotta watch at least part of that on stream at some point.

We can't let that go completely in the background.

Colin's hung henchman.

Thank you.

Recently I started listening to Farsight Crisis of Faith and am liking it.

No!

No!

No!

No!

Pushing the books through the bookcase in Morse code.

It's kind of more funny.

Not being able to see Eli's face when he rages.

He just eyebrows and head.

Books and series like Warhammer, you know, like Halo and other things are so great because even if a book, and I have not read that book, I will admit, even if like a book can be well written on as objective a level as you can get, but if the people think, but if people reading it think it mistreats the faction as like their cred, it doesn't matter how good a book it is.

It's going to be dated.

listen to me now listen here the farsight books the first one is readable and after that it's poo it's garbage it's bad writing it's not it's bad lore and bad writing it's just it's bad but the first one the first one is okay i can understand i like the first one too yeah joe for two bucks happy anniversary love you guys for real keep it up thanks man thank you man There's so many of these guys.

Thank you so much.

Thank you all.

Hi guys, I can't stay but Blood Bowl episode 1.

I really want to make a Blood Bowl video, but I feel obligated to play it at least once.

Zano, remember for 22 months.

That's crazy.

It's like two -thirds of our lifetime.

Thank you.

Three years and Hal's Innsmouth Riz still gets me.

Who said that originally?

It might have been you.

I think it was you, yeah.

Innsmouth Riz.

Oh my god.

Borborgimus Rumpelsnork has become a member.

Thank you so much.

I love that name.

It's like how I name my project Zomboid Characters.

Pure utter nonsense.

incoming backup thank you for the 15 shekels happy lore crime do you guys play mtg colin and i do and if you do what are your thoughts on the universe is beyond situation uh i uh i was never that into magic lore but i did look into it and it used to be really cool and from what i can tell it's now really poo and also i can tell it's kind of just becoming for my franchise is kind of going in the toilet And this universe is not very healthy for it.

Why does Dwight from The Office have an entire set of cards?

No idea.

Even not being into magic lore, I can see why some things are hated, but I also do find it very funny that in an official game of magic, I can say the words, I play Venom.

Yeah, look, D &D and Lord of the Rings made sense, but Fallout...

And Spider -Man, I really, I don't know.

I don't know.

It's going to be freaking Fortnite set to next.

I mean, it's fun, but even as someone who's mostly an outsider, it probably doesn't belong there.

I feel like none of us would want to see us getting Marvel heroes in water.

Jerry Seinfeld.

I don't want to see Seinfeld in my water.

What's the deal with green skins?

Like, that would be weird.

Well, with magic, you can absolutely have, you know, Marnius Callagher getting his shit rocked by Spider -Man.

Although, I have...

Actually, my friend has a Necrons deck, and I made it, like, a bunch of cool Necron cards for it, so I do like it.

But that's just because it's Warhammer, and I like Warhammer.

Yeah.

Celtic Noom?

uh is that the resident our resident uh artist president pregnant morning guys uh i've enjoyed the silliness and drunken shanigans for all these three years you all collectively dragged me into this hobby we apologize thank you thank you thank you for your pictures my uh my friends and george become jug picture that you made nice donkey man donkey man for two law crimes karaoke 24 -hour Cinderella.

You'd need a lot of money to do that.

That sounds so awful.

It's a song.

It's Majima's song from Yakuza 0.

There you go.

Thank you for the 14 czar.

Catch you guys later and praise be to Space King.

Space King.

King of Space.

like after your globules how many people got shot doing that blood joke they did seven or two i'm not sure with that out of the wrong area uh angry homunculus for five pounds going back to one of hal's original points i got into warhammer because game of thrones shat the bed kill main plan i just didn't watch the last two seasons or whatever Oh, my God.

I didn't watch the last two seasons, and I quite enjoyed the show.

I haven't read the books, though, but from what I can tell, they seem kind of overrated.

For the audio people, Eli is trying to get over the donation.

Eli is the equivalent of your neighbor at the other side of a fence trying to have a conversation.

He's just trying to get his head over the top of the donation.

I need to take a picture.

This is unbelievable.

surely he should be swapped with someone fine okay okay there you go that's better thank you wow uh too fat to carry for 10 pounds thank you man loved watching you guys and seeing all your channels grow my favorite thing about law crimes is not the jokes and memes it's simply eli's defeatist sigh during his based tier list takes cracks me up oh thank you thank you very much Collins Hung Henchman.

Awesome.

Going to steal Teclis from you.

Also, you got me into Warhammer.

Happy birthday, boss.

Thank you.

Hello, Zenon.

Happy birthday, you lovely lot.

Tor Asurion.

Is that some Eldar thing I'm too Imperium to understand?

Elf.

Elf.

The same thing.

Captain Cactus.

Jesus, so many donors, guys.

Thanks.

We can do our stuff because of you guys.

Thank you very much.

Yeah, man.

Thank you guys so much.

The Captain Cactus says, thanks for keeping me entertained and providing awesome content.

Because of you all, I got into Warhammer Fancy slash AOS.

Thanks to Colin, I'm starting Bretonnia.

Wow.

Huge.

Huge.

Thank you very much.

That's great.

That's unbelievable.

I got to take a picture of that.

My friends love this stuff.

Finally, a good PF.

Eli trying to see over the fence.

Thank you.

Thank you very much.

Zano with the Fiverr.

Thank you.

When this channel began, I knew Zero Fantasy slash AOS, but now I love Vamp Count slash Soulblight.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

Also, thanks, Colin.

I just got my history degree.

Thanks to Rome.

Best of luck with that, chief.

Wow.

Harold.

Hi, Grim27.

Harold.

Thank you for the $2.

Help, I don't want to work 2 p .m.

to 1 a .m.

again.

I also wouldn't want to do that.

That's a call -in work schedule right there.

Actually, it's all three of these guys' freaking work schedule.

Get this Godstar profile pic off of my screen.

Oh, my gosh.

Megamaliacal...

Megamaliacal?

Megalomaniacal.

Megalomaniacal cock of woe.

Thank you.

Thank you, TheFiveCanadian.

Look at my pic closer.

It's for hell mostly.

I love all of you.

Three years of pure goodness and stupid humanitarian crimes.

What?

Respectfully, Eli.

Please liquefy.

Excuse me?

Dude, that's gonna be my asshole in a few hours, I promise you.

Can we show that?

Oh my gosh, man.

Crazy.

No, you know that Mario thing, like the pink enemy that shoots eggs at you?

It's that, but they gave it a butthole in its mouth.

So cursed is that image, I got kicked off the stream briefly.

I was gonna say, and Andy bugged out so he can't get off.

we needed to move there we go might have to obscure that thank you all very much for that uh wow should i go to choose another question then yeah go for it go for it uh which is from donkey man usa resident professional hater it says uh what are your coolest painted models kit bashes you've seen i guess things you've seen in general um yours who's the uh who's our resident person in Do you see the documentary we see?

Yeah, he's the guy who's making the rest, isn't he?

The half -Skaven, what's he combining it with?

It's...

Mechanicus Skaven, isn't it?

Is it Mechanicus Skaven?

Please correct us in the chat.

I can't remember.

That's some pretty cool shiz.

Cool stuff I've seen.

I do like people's...

fun, converted stuff.

If everyone knows the channel Squidmark, probably do because it's quite big.

They do some really fun ones on there, so I always like their stuff.

For my own personal one, I have a Grey Knights army that's not made in a single Grey Knights model in it.

It's entirely made of Dark Angels.

It's basically like Caliban.

It's just like if Luther had still had Caliban, it's like Caliban.

And instead of the baby carriers, I have the Age of Sigmar tree lords.

Oh, come on.

Baby carriers peak, though.

Come on.

They are, but they're expensive.

I do love the Toy Story kitbash.

That's my favorite thing.

Buzz Lightyear and Woody and all that in Warhammer minis.

It's pretty class.

I like that.

Go ahead, sir.

oh my apologies thank you for mentioning squidmar though because when i was at lvo i was we me and others were walking down and you know mr arthur bones who he like looked back and was like is that squidmar he couldn't tell so i just kind of i didn't even look back i just kind of shouted squidmar and just kept walking he was like why did you do that colin was like well you know were you looking did he turn around i was hoping you would lock in for this pointing me there's an alfarius model that i made back there when i was like 16 and i'm really happy proud of it it's uh it's it's a uh butchered up angron's primark body because i was just giving it for some reason with oziark bone reaper wings and a big spear with two dark elf spears on each end and i think it's cool and he's standing on it That is cool.

I've got another question here, but it's one for all of us, which is by Lilith of the Outdorf Press.

What is the weirdest thing you guys are a fan of?

And it may take some to cook that up.

I feel like people would say the Yakuza series is pretty weird.

There's a cutscene where you learn a combat technique by a guy falling from the top of the buildings, stealing women's underwear.

and he has like a whole moment where it's like got this choir music as he's falling and it all like falls out of his hands that's pretty weird um yeah i'll go with yakuza it's great it's good fun it's only 15 games you can play them it's good i'm trying to think i have one already if everyone hasn't got one do weird habits count Where are you going with this?

Colin, be very honest with me.

Where is this going?

Is this going somewhere dark?

No, just, you know, whenever I have a couple of posts about Vegeta and General Grievous.

I wouldn't look at my Twitter timeline from last night.

Oh, yeah.

I have a reminiscent love of the game called Magica 2.

probably no one has ever played this and it's we have like little jawa motherfuckers and you mash your keyboard and you basically have your like basic spells and then you when you do like combinations of different spells you get random shit so it's like fireball and then it's like you know you basically get black lightning which eviscerates people uh in spot it's like a really like weird sort of small game but if ever we got lord crime to play you can do it in one sitting And it's really fun.

And it's particularly silly because the whole game, they have like a fake language, which sounds like someone's making fun of the Swedish.

I'm not joking.

It's a good game.

Shout out to anyone who has played that.

Please go check it out with some people.

It's fun.

It's like the Dutch language.

I think the weirdest, most autistic thing that I'm into is probably like the Navy.

That's even worse.

Big, big, big, big boats with big guns are really cool.

and so are planes uh but i think the weirdest thing that i really like is like edm and edm festivals and raves and stuff i go completely sober and i just i just like hang out in i'm i'm the most regular mf there but me and my buddies i just get drunk on the beat dude i love it do you like tempo is my alcohol eli do you like dinosaur shaped nuggies Yeah, everyone likes dino nuggies.

Come on.

What I mean is, do they make you happy?

If you know what I mean.

Here's a philosophical question.

Can a vegan eat a dinosaur -shaped nuggy?

Even if it's made of vegan -friendly stuff, it's still in the shape of an animal.

I'm going to assume yes.

It goes against their principles.

I think they don't like you eating.

Mammals, maybe?

I don't know.

I think all animals are off the table, I think.

And dairy.

And dairy.

And eggs.

I don't get the eggs one, I've got to be honest.

Because you make cakes with eggs, so your cakes have to be vegan.

It sounds like a theft to me.

Cheese is crazy.

I love cheese.

It's worth the diarrhea.

Can I proffer a question?

Sure.

This one is from Fugless El Bosso, and it's split in two.

So to Andy and Hal specifically, what's your favorite non -imperial faction and why?

And to Colin and Eli, what's your favorite imperial faction and why?

Also, I've been watching you since the War in Heaven video.

Continue the chronology vids.

Wow, thank you.

Thank you.

It has been a minute.

non -imperial faction.

I'm probably going to surprise Colin with this one.

I actually really like the Eldar now that I've read about them.

Funny how that works.

But here's the thing.

It's mainly because of the Harlequins.

I love those guys.

The Drukhari are pretty cool.

Craftworld have a really bad trilogy.

But the Drukhari trilogy and the scant stuff we have about the Harlequins is really interesting.

I like the Harlequins quite a lot.

So they're doing the heavy lifting.

But they're cool.

Much like they're doing for the Elder Race as a whole.

How about you, Hal?

Let the Imperial slop flow first.

Talor and Devon Raiders.

I love those dudes.

And probably Grey Knights and Space Wolves.

And now the Space Wolves.

Talor and Talor is probably the best.

That's fair.

I would...

I mean, my answer is probably obvious, which is Necrons, because Necron lore be good, guys.

It just be good.

Necron lore do be good.

There's two new Necron books.

I have to read them.

I'm glad at least one Xenos faction is eating.

Although the Orcs, they get decent books, too.

I don't think they get as much love from the tabletops, though, from what I know.

No, it does not sound like they get near as much love.

You have to play the obscenely broken point -and -shoot army that gets banned one week later.

and then your other half -year units are unplayable i don't know i don't play orcs i'm just saying stuff that i've heard other people say no i mean i can confirm point and shoot makes me feel sad when my wraith guard eat five million strength seven shots and i sit there i'm like what all right i don't feel like i've done anything wrong but i'm losing anyways i'm probably you know just gonna just gonna go the guard They got good books.

It's the guard.

I like tanks.

I like my toy army soldiers.

It's not a controversial...

They're really pushing guard books as well.

There's a lot coming out these days.

Every year we get like three, four books.

I'm like, that's pretty cool.

I know this week.

A lot of guard books, motherfucker.

What?

Yeah, it's a lot of books in a vacuum.

As I look over to the going back in time to Istvan book.

Yeah, yeah.

I'm so mad at that one.

It's been a second drop site massacre.

There's an interesting question here, though, which is by Liv.

It's not really for me and Andy, I don't think, but it's Liv asks, tell us about your TTRPG characters if you have them.

I know Colin mentioned Star Wars and Warhammer RPGs.

I'd love to hear.

a brief description of all your characters if you have them.

My current fella in a Star Wars game, his name is Kadite.

He's a droid.

And that name comes from a crusade where the person in charge, you know, they couldn't figure out who's a Catholic and who's not a Catholic.

And so in Latin, the phrase translates to kill them all and let God sort them out.

So I named him after that.

and as a character just you know just kind of put adam smasher megatron grievous and hk47 together into one being and that's you know that's kind of how that guy goes getting hk vibes from that guy yeah uh the dm made the mistake of like we we rescued like the head of like the intelligence network we worked for uh his wife and daughter and if uh you know the order 66 has happened most recently so if uh any shenanigans go down with that, I'm just going to kind of pop his kid's head like a grape.

Filthy clanker.

The droid revolution will not be quiet.

Do you have any more, Colin?

Was there ones from your Warhammer ones?

Oh, yeah.

Mr.

Bones ran this game.

God bless the legendary halfling Borbo Freebo.

He is shaped like a meatball.

He has a lazy eye.

And his shining moment was braining an old lady in the head with a rock.

She was about to summon a coronate demon, to be fair.

However, I meant to knock her out, but then I rolled max damage and Ulrich's Fury, which means I rolled more damage.

So her brain turned into soup.

Eli, have you done ones for D &D?

If you remember any of yours.

We played like a five -year campaign from 1 to 20.

Wow, it's done now.

But my character was Ira.

He was a warforged, and he was created to destroy all of House Candidate.

So he was a genocidal maniac, but he had a lot of character development, got a lot of friends, and learned to love others.

But at the end of the day...

He still was the villain, and at the climax of the campaign, he made a deal with the big bad demon guy who was part of the whole campaign, and they kind of, through symbiosis, he had a thing, and he blew up and nuked an entire city of innocent people, but they were cannons, so, like, come on.

So, you know, this is how it's canned.

It's a real D &D lore thing, but whatever.

And then nowadays, what?

is that everyone yes i kind of just like pushed it into my buddy's campaign because i didn't really understand how dnd worked back then and i was in there uh and then right now we very rarely play but we do play still i have a character and the synth with the same group it seemed like a like a junior high thing and it's supposed to be based off of ourselves when we were kids is a dwarf named rogvar who is a druid a summoner druid who like paints minis for warhammer and then summons them as creatures which i think is kind of cool then my buddy had a martian campaign where i played a uh an old -timey bodybuilder guy who does space steroids that was cool then we played death watch uh i played death watch with like dj beasts and those guys every once in a while with a mantis warrior named casra I only play D &D like twice a month at most probably but it's still there every once in a while.

That's still pretty good going though.

Yeah.

Shout out to my other two brief mentions.

My favorite character was a Chiss Sith Lord who ruined a family and gave the mother schizophrenia because we were getting scammed like $10 on parking fees basically.

So I snuck into their bathroom, punched a child in the face, and it only went downhill from there.

Oh, and Hyrule was a zealot barbarian, so you had to OP the whole way down.

I didn't realize that.

When I made the character, I thought it was just cool class, but it ended up being crazy.

That's real.

Also, hell no.

The droid one, that is completely with malice.

The Sith one, in spite of being a Sith Lord, That was done in pure panic.

I fumbled a stealth roll and then a child saw a Sith Lord in their house and naturally started crying.

So I had to come up with ways to make him not cry.

And in all of my wisdom...

punch child in face was what I defaulted to.

Was it a full sprint one as well?

I don't remember, but I do know that the end game of that campaign was that child then became a Sith Lord to hunt me down.

That is amazing.

Also my Eberron character who became a domestic terrorist by mistake.

We should so do a TTRPG one.

DJ Beast has been frothing at the mouth to do that.

He would literally run it for us.

Before we go for some more, should we do some more donos?

Yeah, man.

Starting us off, we've got new member Marcel Schultz.

Thank you very much for becoming a member.

Thank you.

Do any of y 'all play Kill Team?

I have not, honestly.

It's my new addiction slash favorite way to play.

Happy anniversary.

Well, thank you.

I have not either, but I have...

I just got the box with the Death Watch and the Necrons because I wanted the Necrons and the terrain, and I'm giving my buddy the Death Watch.

So that's cool.

And I'll learn eventually.

It'll be on the Battle Report channel, whenever that happens.

I've only played Kill Team three times, and it was against three out of four of the members of Astartes Anonymous, and I beat them all.

So, ha ha ha ha.

But I enjoyed it.

It was good fun.

It was good for me of having someone who hasn't played a proper game of 40k having a scaled -down version so you can just be like, I can get the basic principles.

It's a 20 -minute game.

I like it.

I like Kill Team.

I haven't had a go yet, but...

I do get jealous.

I've seen some people play it at my local Warhammer club.

I'm like, ah, that does look fun.

But I'm mostly doing a lot of normal 2K, 40K stuff.

But it'll be quite cool to paint up a kill team.

You know what I mean?

Just a small little kitbash squad.

And that new team where it's got the Lamenta and all the Lamentas fans.

Like, I'm going to buy 20 of these just so I can get the pauldron so I don't have to do the bloody checker mark design.

Like, yeah, brilliant.

Colin, did you say...

Oh, he's frozen.

Oh, Andy was frozen there.

Say again, Andy?

I was just saying, Colin, did you say you played Kill Team before?

I have not played Kill Team before, no.

Ah, it's good fun.

Let's see.

Zedon, hello.

Oh, yeah.

Kothi Garmi is expensive.

Damn it, Colin.

What does this mean?

They're building a high elf army for the kingdom of Kothik.

Which I've seen some of those minis, I believe.

If you are indeed the person I'm thinking of, they look very cool.

But yes.

with the Fiverr.

Colin got me into fantasy and is directly responsible for all my Skaven models.

Thank you, Colin.

You're welcome.

$5 million in debt upon you for choosing Skaven.

army for the last year or so nice uh lots of painting accidents happened painting my avatar of kane right now please do not make me laugh that's the end man we need to see uh psych uh for five bucks five pounds the queen's pound the king's pants oh my god Fake British.

Excuse him.

This is called Unk British.

Andy is Omegon or Alpharius.

No, Andy is Omegon or Alpharius, just Venom Snake from Metal Gear Solid 5.

Cheers Colin, I am now buying Ionis the Witness and am in crippling debt.

Wow.

Yeah, I love Venom Snake.

But why did they have to get David Hayter changed for Kiefer Sutherland?

That's such a strange choice.

Oh, well.

I hope hating that model at least goes well.

It's a very cool model.

Halo Archive for 10.

Oh, Hollow.

I'm misreading things that I want to read again.

Oh, no.

Happy third year.

Void scarred.

Wish this is how they wrote Eldar, even Craftworld.

I've heard it's good.

I got high elf and always love no work fantasy videos.

Also love making Warhammer costumes.

This setting has replaced Star Wars.

Nice.

It seemingly has done that to Star Wars and magic.

I think there's been a lot of refugees changing hobbies.

Declan Gray.

Declan Gray with the bucket horse again.

What is everyone's favorite duel slash fight in Warhammer?

and outside of Warhammer.

Happy three years.

I have tolerated you so far.

Thank you.

In Warhammer, I think I'm just going to go for a nice and easy anytime Kane is fighting someone and it ends with Jürgen pulling out the melter.

That's always a classic.

I think outside of it, briefly, is any of the Star Wars The Old Republic cinematics.

That shit is good.

Inside Warhammer?

I mean, there's so many bloody duels.

Isn't there?

Probably the Sigismund versus Khan one, because it's just so, like, it's not even close.

He literally goes, what the hell has happened to you?

You're disgusting.

And Sigurd's like, don't care.

Don't care.

Cut off his head.

Stab, stab, stab.

I kill you now.

I...

I think I like...

In Warhammer, probably Vargard, Oberon in the big battle at the end of Severed is really cool.

few few will know but it's very cool and otherwise con and con against martarian is really cool that's a good fight outside of star wars outside of star wars uh uh probably darth darth maul is the goat darth maul fighting qui -gon jinn and uh Sidious didn't need to claw out of that, but he did.

Yeah.

No, no, no, you will die.

Outside of Warhammer, it's either Goku versus Vegeta in the Saiyan Saga, or the 2D Grievous versus Five Jedi, and he's just kind of murder.

I do remember when I was like 16 in Fate.

Stay Night, the Lancer guy fighting the Archer guy was like the coolest thing I had ever seen.

And then the rest of the show had nothing even remotely close to that being that cool.

And I was really disappointed.

This guy watched Fate.

Make fun of him.

Okay, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

They both watched Fate.

Make fun of them.

I think my favorite fight outside Warhammer is the final battle in the first season of One Punch Man where it's just the boss.

pummeling him and throwing him across dimensions.

And it just ends with smack.

Serious punch.

Yeah, yeah.

But in -universe, I actually quite like, again, just got to mention James Swallow again.

I liked the scrap between Archeon and Rathen, where they're having a fight on the ground, and then a fight in the air, and then they drop, and then there's the spear of Telesto pointing up.

I quite like that.

That's my James Swallow glazing done for this episode.

Was that all of us?

I think so.

I think so, yeah.

We've got two new members.

Bubo Ferro.

That's a good name.

Zeno.

Thank you, man.

Thank you.

Ping me in the Discord if you're a member.

Colin Inspector.

Don't do that to Clippy.

that ain't right that ain't right it's not disgusting because i'll describe that image please yeah it's clippy like the microsoft you know paper clip but he's pregnant i guess i don't know i guess clippy i don't know if clippy has a gender i get you know I don't think Clippy has organs, bro.

The paper clip is bearing child.

Clippy got the picky.

This is an affront to nature.

I am astonished.

Thank you for the 10.

Love y 'all.

I've been binging lore crimes since I finished suckling Colin's content teeth dry a few weeks ago.

Andy, Hal, and Eli, take off your shirt because you're up next.

Happy birthday, Colin.

Two I's instead of two L's.

That's a new one.

Last one for now.

Baneblade, Baneblade, Baneblade.

Griffith doing the uh -oh, my bad anime thing.

Good lord.

I don't know if any Warhammer channel that gets weirder super chats should have rightfully gotten me banned anywhere else.

10 out of 10.

Wow.

Okay.

I do have an interesting one, which was by Hgrin227.

as someone who is wanting to start his own law hobby focused channel what would you recommend whether it's advice specific equipment anything would be appreciated uh also when are we getting a rise on an episode on the horizon for the covenant uh we'll get something kind of you know kind of like that perhaps soon don't be worried uh i have A piece of advice that's very kind of, it sounds kind of dull, but I think it's important.

If you're going to make stuff, just like make stuff.

Don't worry if it's bad to start with.

Just make stuff.

Because I think a lot of people, when they want to go, I want to make a channel.

And I've spoken to a lot of people who are like, I want to do YouTube stuff or social media stuff.

It's like, just get working on it.

Don't wait for it to be perfect.

Don't get in your own way.

Just get on with it.

Make stuff.

It will be bad at the start.

My stuff, I look back at my first videos, I'm like, oh, great.

And you get better over time.

And you make really good stuff if you try stuff, you experiment, and you just make new stuff.

You learn a little thing every time, and you'll get there.

But you've got to just get cracking on with it.

That's the main thing I'd say.

Yeah, it's better.

One bad thing you've actually done and put out is better than the hypothetical perfect thing that sits in your storage.

10 years i'm i would say um i mean there's a few things to it which is there's a general uh i say eli if you missed it someone asked a question about advice about starting a warhammer channel or just a law channel and hobby channel in general i'd say a general piece of advice on youtube is there's kind of a formula which is set up an expectation and then deliver on it so a lot of us here will if we do a video or certain things you'll notice the formula does pop up which is you know in law crimes is there a cold open yes because then it's again it's the formula of set up expectation and then you deliver on it because you people would like to see that moment or certain things pop up in my videos i do a cold open thing as well because it's i'm setting up a point where it's a very contentious part and the characters So therefore you go, well, when does that, you know what I mean?

You want to understand when that happens or what is the thing around that.

Colin has a similar thing as well, where it's, you know, the question is in the title, which is, do you do or don't the faction?

Do you, or do you not?

So you need to watch the video to see if you do that.

It's hard.

It's hard on shorts.

I think, I don't know if Eli might have to give specific advice on short stuff.

Cause that's, that's almost like its own realm.

I think.

the one thing that ties that all together though is just like get stuck in straight away like if you have like a long winded intros like people just click off it's like yeah in get on that i start with a quote how we'll start with what he mentioned and it's like you got it you got to like straight away get to the point get and then you then you can slow down as you go on but like just get get there get there doesn't have to be like hyperactive but just get stuck in i say another one is make something some people make something someone would like would want to watch because a lot of the times you can all of us you know at some point here have had an idea and then we we like the idea but there's a difference between we like the idea versus do people want to watch that so as well like make sure you're putting it through a filter of is this interesting because it's obviously a you know this is not just a community thing this is youtube so you're trying to find and make stuff where people would like to watch it i just make stuff shorts is weird shorts you have to find your own style of doing it and you have to like I don't know I think with anything on YouTube if you're putting your heart and soul into it and you're like trying your best it'll at least do mediocre and that's what really matters in my opinion also try something different which is very hard as in there's not you're not going to reinvent the wheel necessarily but don't be like like when I started out I thought to myself don't be Luton 2 .0 because there are channels who have started as Luton 2 .0 and they've not gone anywhere really or even the whole reason I made my channel was because I was like I wanted to I made content I would have wanted to watch when I was like getting into the hobby and like trying to learn stuff where it's like all killer no filler no extra bits just like this is this person and they were in one book it's two minutes long thanks like you had to you have to do something unique and if it isn't unique it has to be centered around your personality at the very least yeah or of quality there's a you have a three metric thing is it if you're not reinventing the wheel it has to be of good quality that's the usual kind of thing about it yeah but again but the again number one thing is don't start you know it's you don't start next week start now yeah number number one is just do it i mean what someone okay i was I can't remember where I heard the quote, but it was like, you know, the best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago.

The second best time is now.

Yeah.

And here's the thing.

If you don't succeed, you can...

I've done channels which didn't succeed, but I still learned skills.

And then that served me well in channels like this one that's done well.

It's like, if you do something and it doesn't succeed, don't worry about it.

You've learned skills.

And then you have a chance to learn from the mistakes you made or try something that will be more successful.

you know it's better than than just saying oh i could have done this but i didn't attempt it like yeah just just get stuck in just get stuck in you'll be fine also if you if you sell your soul to the the drama demon uh you know don't do that that's it because it's not ever green yeah most just in general thing most things like you'll you'll find like a lot of other people have try stuff on youtube as well like just see what kind of doesn't work as well as what works that's a big thing because some things are you know if you want to do this for a long time you've got to get stuck in into things that will last a long time and have interest for a long time if things have temporary um interest you've got to make a lot of them and you've always gonna be on board so you know make your choice Can I add a little extra bit to that as well?

You could analyze successful things on YouTube and just kind of play the game.

But I guarantee you, if you're not, if your heart isn't in it, you're not going to do it for long because you'll get bored of it.

You'll get fed up.

You won't have a passion for it.

And people can tell.

So you're much better off doing something that you are passionate about than you enjoy.

And even if it doesn't, even if it doesn't get the same numbers, at least you'll be looking forward to making the next video.

And if you don't, if you want it to be successful.

You have to be willing to make sacrifices and put in a lot of hours and get nothing in return for a very long time.

Oh, that's the number one thing.

I don't know how it was for everyone here, but most of us didn't get like even a thousand subscribers until many, many months, maybe even a year in.

So, you know what I mean?

It depends.

On average, most people don't get like a thousand subs even if they try.

Most people, if it's a good channel, it gets a thousand subs in a year.

You've got to start tomorrow, start today.

You've got to start going.

A lot of us, we all started.

I started working my normal job.

I came home and I started on YouTube.

I wasn't the most productive, not full -time, but you've got to have sacrifices, give it a go, and what's the harm in trying?

Go for it, guys.

Go for it.

I have another comment.

I think it's a funny contrast to that one, which was quite wholesome and insightful.

This one's from Cold One Mike.

I'll just timestamp it for a second.

This one for Hal.

What's law crimes official political stance on poor people?

I know Hal consumes the cell type, them cell type.

What about the other lads?

Does Eli put them in a full Nelson?

Does Andy risk the peasant girls only to break their hearts?

Does Colin breathe the same air that they do?

elaborate and state law crimes official stance also in brackets uh congratulations love you guys and god bless you so i think that it's okay to be in an unfortunate economical situation yes where did the meme come from but how how however hates poor people with a passion you must rise up against the bourgeois how as we've heard in the past bro i grew up on like bunk beds and like you know i mean In an area where I'm pretty sure everyone was running around in tracksuits, things like that, you know what I mean?

A bit rough.

In my childhood childhood, you know what I mean?

I don't know where this whole thing has come from.

It's probably the accent, to be fair.

My bad.

There's nothing wrong with being poor.

As long as you manage your money good, then as a fellow Canadian, I understand the poor life.

The state of eggs and the cost of eggs.

The state of eggs.

If anyone's been to university or college or anything like that.

Big tip to not be poor.

Don't go to university or college unless you're absolutely sure about what you're going to do and you know that it's going to get you a job afterwards.

Or get the government to pay for your tuition.

You get a big enough scholarship.

I would recommend that.

I don't think we have scholarships in the UK.

Really?

Everyone just pays the same.

Surely you have scholarships.

If you join the military.

It's the only way to get a scholarship?

You have to pay full price for school unlike half of the other European countries where it's free.

And you don't get scholarships.

Like the American countries.

Yeah, but it's nowhere near the price of American ones.

It depends.

Like Guernsey, they were just like, oh, how much your family makes?

Like, oh, we'll pay for it.

It's like, yay, thanks, Guernsey.

Thank you.

I have a useless degree.

Yeah, I don't even use my degree anymore.

There's a lot of good ways to get student grants in Canada.

The full -time student grants, you should.

look into that if you're going to school i did that and it paid for basically most of college classes so she well uh there's another question here which is it's for colin by uh sir this is oh see this is sleepy god uh it's colin so your hatred of mer in elder scrolls makes sense but is there anything you do enjoy about them personally despite knowing uh what they are Despite knowing that they are the worst, I can't help but love the Dunmer for their lore and some designs.

I like the one Altmer in Windhelm who will flat out admit to you she is simply in Skyrim to profiteer off of selling weapons.

I gotta respect the hustle, I think.

Neranya or something like that is her name.

Shout out to her.

She's a real one.

Yeah, right next to the blacksmith's forge.

She's a bitch.

She even says she doesn't mind the dark elf getting racism.

No, she doesn't care about it because she's making her bag and that's all she gives a damn about.

I gotta respect it.

The Altmer are truly the worst, to be honest.

The Altmer...

really do be like there's not a single like salvageable one amongst them even the ones that are in solitude in like the clothing shop which the only one you can marry that one is a bitch like she's somebody clip these together to make it sound like he's talking about poor people please Once again, I am taken out of context.

Yeah, no, you should kill every mer, and then the ones that are made essential, you should use console commands to unessential them and then kill them.

In this house, Mr.

Whitestrike is a hero.

Yes, yes, he is.

Glory be to the stars.

The robot man.

Yeah, robot gay robot man.

I love him.

I can't go to a bigger...

I forgot there's a bigger one here at the end of this question.

Colin.

You killed my twink, so I kill your country.

This is by Saturnine Sewer Gator.

sewer gator wow that's not spelled the way i thought it would be um if you okay this is this is probably more like what me andy but um if you guys were in charge of rewriting the horror's heresy but still trying to keep it within the general story beats what would you do to improve it what plot elements would you rewrite slash remove or rewrite all of the salamanders in every book they're in i'd make it a i'd make it a 10 book series that would be it I feel like we could cut down on a whole lot of let's assassinate Horace books.

There's a lot of anthologies as well that if you take them out of the grand scheme of things, it's like there's only 30 -something books, really.

Make Fulgham's Downfall a lot better as well.

Make it more convincing.

Make it not suck.

It's really difficult, this question, because it's such a...

There's so many things.

There's a Jenga piece.

If you remove one thing, does it...

just just make 10 really long books just make 10 really long books all in a day um I would have it so like a lot again like there is a lot of chaff in it again Paul Colin Eli like hearing about more and more Space Marines I get it like it's like each each section needed their content so to say but there is a lot of um again like some of the straight up just some of the books could just be cut and it makes no difference or in some way like some plot lines just don't need to be added in like do we need a caliban sub i imagine i like it do we need a caliban like luther chaos subplot do we need a second operium secundus plot line maybe maybe not you know i mean like there's a general like Again, just trim the fat.

I think it's that thing with...

How many episodes of One Piece has everyone here watched?

I once tried and I watched like 10 and I was like, what am I doing?

It was on right before I...

It was lights out bedtime when I was a kid, so I would watch that whenever it came on, but I don't remember it.

halcyon years of early youtube you could watch full episodes up to like episode 300 yeah i watched about episode 200 and something and then they just all got disintegrated fanos snapped out of existence and i was like well that's that then i guess probably a good thing a better one which is um no one has watched um naruto Yeah, I've watched it.

I wish the Horror's Heresy was like Naruto, but all the filler episodes are dead.

Hang on now, you put respect on Mecha Naruto's name?

No.

I only watched the first half.

Is it Shippuden or Shonen Jump?

What's the first part of Naruto?

It's just Naruto.

Okay, well, that's the one I watched before they all became adults and it got good and cool.

So I never experienced P.

Yeah.

I mean, hey, it's cool that Boruto's dad got his own show.

It's my favorite joke.

I hate that so much.

I remember watching the finale of Naruto when it was coming out and I was in school and I was like, first of all, there's so many bloody episodes, but it was pretty coated back then.

We were all gassed.

I think you could have one whole big giant book that leads up to the Istvan bombings.

the yes fan massacre you probably do that in just two really big books have one have one book maybe half of it or all of it for the nice eating council and prospero and then the rest of it doesn't matter until the siege is here that's what i'm saying it's a weird bit like maybe have some ptsd with it which is i at many points reading the horus heresy was definitely like oh my god it's a bit of a slog and then but by the end of it i'm always like it did it it kind of needed that bit to create the full picture and i'm always like oh you know i mean again i wouldn't i don't really need the damnation of pythos where it's like a bunch of iron hands and some weird we're on a weird planet with some gooby fellas oh no ah you know what i finally have my answer um is fun A few more of the Primark's die is fun.

So let's just say Corvus Corax, Vulcan and Ferris Manor's die there.

But maybe let's just say Lorgoth dies there too.

Maybe one of the other traitor ones as well.

Maybe Fulgrim died there as well in some strange about way.

And then that would make it so much more streamlined.

Yeah.

And if they should have kept...

how they made the alpha legion in legion they should have just stayed like that for the whole thing and stayed aside characters and we should have never had a single pov alpha legion book dan abner is just too good uh i said the we do have another one by uh resident law criminal which is a raw 666 to everyone besides pancreas What war games or franchise interest you outside of Warhammer 40k and you wish to expand in either as lore videos or talk on lore crimes or other hobbies with concerns with GW being a yo -yo?

you know brackets good or bad when it comes to handling not only the law but the management of their armies and rules i'm curious where you would want to go if it comes too much i'm not asking colin for if he does that he may never have other hobbies he likes to share that he has not already talked about i mean colin can say about talk about stuff he hasn't done yet colin's already talked about what the mech warrior setting halo star wars um clone wars loads of stuff on his own channel so like i think it's you've already kind of done that on your channel i suppose um mass effect for me please don't ruin mass effect 5 please don't ruin mass effect 5 i will cry i will curl into a ball and i will i will starve myself in the corner of my room please casey hudson please uh that's my bit eli do you have any i'm rereading this whole question because i gotta check what it said again Do you expand into D &D maybe?

I'm curious on where you want to go.

If I was leaving Warhammer to go to something else, that's what this question is asking?

In some way, yeah.

Or other things you talk about, lore crimes anyway.

Bolt action.

Bolt action is awesome.

I love bolt action.

It's very fun.

And I would go play that.

Magic's also fun.

D &D is fun.

I would do D &D lore.

I've been meaning to make a channel for D &D lore.

I just haven't had any gosh darn time.

I really want to do some D &D lore shorts here and there.

Star Wars Legion is fun, but I haven't played recently.

Lord of the Rings Middle Earth Strategy Battles is fun.

Bolt Action is awesome though.

Bolt Action is really fun.

Banzai.

I generally don't know because my prevailing interest is in Warhammer.

And the thing is like...

I always see it like as if everyone likes music, you know, when people tell you music was really good back in the day, I guess there's another episode, but that's because everyone only remembers the good stuff.

As in people forget.

Like if, if I remember like 10 years ago, the amount of music slop and I don't remember, like, I don't listen to those songs again, but I listened to all the ones that, you know, are still good from that era.

Games workshop things will always be like that where.

There's lots of stuff that come out all the time.

I'm only going to probably dabble with the stuff that's good.

That's kind of my, you know, I don't have to make content that quickly.

You know, I'm not having to do a video every week.

So I'm just going to simply engage with the stuff that's interesting.

And then I just don't touch the stuff that's not interesting because life's kind of too short to just be stuck on all the bad stuff of things.

You know what I mean?

It's not good for your soul.

There's a reason there's barely any Space Marine content on my channel.

I just don't want to read Space Marine slop books.

So I just don't.

As in terms of doing something else, I really don't know if I could bring myself to do something else.

I don't know if I love anything else as much as Warhammer.

And even if Games Workshop is being a bastard at some point, I don't work for Games Workshop.

know if i do you know i don't have any ndas or anything like that i've never been contacted by them ever i don't even know if they if they know i exist or something so i'll just i'll just stay on my youtube corner just making things that i find interesting and then that's all you have to do really you don't have to do much more than that if you don't like new lore you just don't have to talk about it you just keep talking about old ones yeah that way even though some good stuff does come out you know not again but like most things not like not every old warhammer book is good neither there's a lot of duds mostly space marine books yeah there's a few there's a few duds ones that we you'll never even realize they exist because i um i have a question which because because colin didn't really get to to talk about that last one.

I've got one for him.

And this one's from Vaporax or Vaporox.

Okay, here's a really gnarly one that you'll get some laughs.

Colin, and specifically Colin, how many of Marafi's toes do you think you could fit in your mouth at once?

Wow.

You know how a snake unhinges its jaw?

It'll look something like that.

But they don't.

All of them.

Their jaws are not connected at the front, I'm pretty sure.

Both feet, Colin?

Both feet?

Oh, yeah.

He prefers she sprint at him first.

As they are in Total Warhammer, pre -dirtied up for my pleasure.

Okay.

You did not need to add that part.

They've become gunked up for the taste already.

Honestly, go sit in your chair.

I want the taste of battle from those stompies.

We won, but at what cost?

There's a fun one here by Diamond Clone, which is, would you guys stream a Warhammer tabletop game on Tabletop Simulator?

I'd love to see Eli and Colin play.

We have done that once.

Hell beat my ass.

we had that idea like a year ago and then we did like kind of a stream but not really i don't think we actually streamed it and then we and then we like never touched it again so yeah we we got we we got to be gaming don't focus on no girls for us stay gaming we got we got to be we got to be gaming i mean how do people not know yet it's been three years dog Four years over just for me.

Almost five.

Fuck.

Someone kill me.

I'm getting old.

I was going to say, when we started this, how old were you, Elon?

Three years ago.

I was 22 or 21, depending on...

God, he's such a...

He's 25 now.

Innocent baby.

He's a fetus.

A resident.

Now he's on.

He's on with us, Andy.

You are on.

Andy's unk -cal is like metamorphosizing into unk.

Before our very eyes.

Perfect cell.

I have issues.

Is there any more, Andy?

I don't know if I have any more on my list.

Did I go through most of them?

Oh, I got loads.

Let me have a quick.

Here's a good one.

I don't think we've had this.

From Borbo.

Why did you end up like this?

What do you mean by that?

what do you mean by that bro i think it's open to interpretation to be honest yeah shout out to guys what does this mean i'm just i'm just happy with who i am as a person and so i act how i want to act oh someone said i love spartans i love being old at 20.

oh here's a good one from Skarsnik's TopGuy.

If you could add any faction to one of the games, AOS or the Old World, etc., but you have to remove two factions from the pre -existing game, what are you choosing?

This is just fantasy.

It says AOS, Old World, etc., so I assume 40k could be included as well.

What was the start of the question again?

If you could add any faction to one of the games, but you have to remove two that already exist, what would you be choosing?

So, like, if I went, I want to see Ultramarines in Old World, I will take out, let's say, I don't know, I'll take out the High Elves, and I'll take out the Wood Elves, and there we go.

Done.

Bye -bye.

Bye -bye, Custodes.

Bye -bye.

Bye -bye.

Goodbye, Custodes.

Goodbye, Squats.

You're out of there.

I don't even know where I'm at.

I just got rid of those two.

I'm going to choose, now don't hate me for this, specifically Yanari.

No one hates you for that.

Okay, just checking.

Unfortunately, everyone agrees with that take.

Specifically Inari, because it just draws attention away from Eldar, Harlequins, and Drukhari.

The second one I get rid of, only because it's done so poorly on the tabletop at the moment.

Do I remove the lore as well, or just the tabletop?

I assume the lore.

It's just faction.

If it was just tabletop, I would have removed Imperial Agents at the moment, because they're just abandoned as a faction on the tabletop.

That includes Inquisitors.

Yeah, I know, but I can't.

Are you going to get rid of all of those factions?

That was what I was going to say, if I could keep the lore part.

The second lore faction I would murder, spank badly on the...

This is tough, man.

Probably one of the Imperial ones, isn't it?

It's probably one of the Imperial...

You know what?

It would probably be the Assassins.

i don't know if like it needs to be a faction in some sense it'd just be a mysterious thing of like it does not like it doesn't yeah like it doesn't really have to have anything crazy give it to the raven guard combine them give them something to do if i would i do feel like i would kill some space marine things but this is like it's just kind of a one chapter so it's not really worth it i'd like to add the he show from in the space that's Add them to the tower or something.

The samurai ostriches, yes.

The Aztec samurais.

Very cool.

Ostrich.

Okay.

Are we ready for another one?

I didn't answer that one.

Yeah, I was thinking.

Give us a fantasy one or something.

Yeah.

It's really tough, isn't it?

Yeah.

Just add a whole new faction to a game, but I gotta kill two.

I think I would probably remove the ogres.

I love the ogres, but they don't really have much presence.

It's cool when they show up.

Them as mercenaries is very fun, and I am a fan of eating weird shit.

What Grease's gold tooth is having for dinner does not affect the overall story very much.

I'm excited to read about it, but if it's removed, I don't think too much will be lost.

There's a right answer.

There's a right answer for the fantasy removal faction.

Are you going to make me say High Elves?

No.

It starts with an H, though.

They deserve it.

They live near Sylvania.

Oh, yeah.

They're not quite a faction, but I do agree.

Hunt down your local halfling.

I am Marius Lee Dorpstra.

Make halfling camps.

I don't know who I would add.

Just make a faction is how this is appearing to me.

Is there a faction from the old world that's not in AoS that you think deserves to be?

I think I'd reverse it.

I'd put some Ideneth equivalent into the old world.

Lord of the Rings faction could fit into...

Can I cheat or add in a faction?

I would create a major faction from loads of the minor Xenos ones that are still around.

Like what the Tau should be.

Dispossessed.

I mean more of a dark mirror.

The Tau's thing is like, we're a good collection of alien species.

I would like a dark mirror version.

You know, it talks about we have...

Just read the Phil Kelly books, bro.

All that good stuff.

Just put a crazy faction of this is the bad conclave of things.

You know what would be fun?

You make the dispossessed joke, Andy.

GW already did that in AOS with the dwarf models.

Yeah.

But here's an idea for a 40k army.

Just app humans.

And then you could have some weird stuff.

I was reading about...

the trough are quarantined to their world of, I think it's called verdant.

And they are like, they, they draw nourishment, nourishment from the soil because they are like tree mutants.

So they grow leaves and bark like skin.

Yeah.

Cool.

But then with some like ratlings put in some of the, what they call the Afriel strains, the, the gland warriors, the, the felonies.

Yeah.

all of them put them all in one big army you'd have so much variety so many weird bespoke things like the long shanks who have the long gangly arms and so they like are good at like artillery at the back lines like you could have a really fun army with like some really cool minis but it would be very strange No, because then you've got big mech suits.

You can't compete with the big mech suits.

Don't need the big mech suits.

The Tau are their worst enemy.

They're like, oh, cool, we've got all these infantry.

Screw that, I've got Gundams.

Like, cool, that's the Tau now.

Gundams are the least cool part.

Here's another one for you fellas.

Meat Melon.

Great name.

Very short question.

Biggest dumbass in 40k in fantasy?

Wow.

Wow.

Every Alpha Lesion character at the climax of any Alpha Lesion book usually does something horrendously stupid.

I guess John Grammaticus in some sense that means.

I mean, I might just stick with John.

I don't know if he's a dumbass, but...

Kind of the goat.

I think probably...

Eldritch.

Ferris.

I hate to say it.

Oh no, I changed my answer.

Magnus the Red.

He is a dummy.

As Vulcan points out in the Siege of Terror book, he says, like, Magnus is like, I was trying to save people, and then Vulcan went, so when the ships arrived, did you not bother trying to contact them?

Did you not try?

And he went, no, you just wanted to be a little martyr.

Hey, remember that time where you mind wiped all of your citizens so they didn't know what was going on when the invasion happened at Prospero?

Oh yeah, I was helping.

Were you?

Were you, Magnus?

He's a dumbass.

I think I'll go with Magnus as well, to be honest.

Farsight in the Phil Kelly novels is pretty stupid as well.

I'm going to cheat and go thankful, but it's on purpose.

Arnbaugh is also profoundly stupid in the Phil Kelly books.

Every Tao character is just stupid in the Phil Kelly books.

It's almost like this guy doesn't like these characters.

Oh my gosh.

Forever tilted.

Shout out to Watch Captain Artemis of the Death Watch.

True.

The biggest troll in all of 4K.

We are going to outright kill one of the 4K ascots.

Nuh -uh.

One million chat edits for Cat Anonymous.

The elder of our mind could never comprehend.

Altair just should have seen it coming, bro.

You'd think he would have.

Glory be to that man's palatal white streak level hate of elves.

Oh my god.

Do we have any more, Andy, or should we wrap up on the last few donos?

I've got one more, which I think would be quite fun.

I think this would be a good way to cap it off, then we could do donos.

This is from Bill McLaughlin.

What are some of your dream fights between characters in 40k and AOS?

Like, what would be the best?

I mean, Archeon and Abaddon would be fun.

Khan versus Erebus again?

Round two.

Ding, ding, ding.

I want Aunchie to fight any main character.

That'd be awesome.

Because Aunchie is literally a goat.

I think Kyphos Kane versus anybody of importance.

Yeah, that's an easy one.

I'd like Lucius.

Lucius fighting Armin just came into my head as a funny fight.

But also Lucius versus Karn would be cool.

What else?

I don't know.

If Lucius could fight any main character, that'd be nice, but they can't.

There's that grudge match that Jane's R wants where she's like, I'm going to strip you of your armor and put you in my Colosseum.

I want a Phoenix Lord to fight a Primarch.

That's what I want to do.

I want a Phoenix Lord to freaking...

Body, or at least go toe -to -toe with the Primark.

That'd be awesome.

GW don't have the balls to do that, though.

Or Baharoth versus Korax when he comes back.

Aerial dogfight.

Bird versus Hawk.

Bird v.

Bird.

Baharoth, no diffs, by the way.

Korax would get absolutely bodied.

Baharoth's actually too OP.

It'd have to be someone else.

Or it was Lightspeed.

I can't think of any more.

I'd like Lucas versus Trazin.

That would be funny.

I'd also like Oberon to fight any cool character.

Fargo to Oberon.

Ariman versus himself, because that's what it always ends up being.

Dante versus Zandrek.

Back in my day.

Well, back in my day.

Well, back in my day.

I want more Custodes characters to lose to other things in the universe.

That's what I want.

I want the Harlequin King to show up because to my knowledge he only is just ever in Valador.

And I think that's it.

And supposedly he's like the Harlequin who takes on the role of Kagarak himself.

And I'm like, you know, that sounds like that would be cool.

Mayhaps even a Harlequin named character could be done with that.

And we could get some cool book with it, but no.

Not for the likes of you.

We must put the only named Harlequin character in the Sisters of Battle.

This is vital for the health of the army.

Such a draw.

Such a draw.

I've got one more.

It's not exactly a fight fight, but it'd be like a fight of science.

I'd love to see a team up of Fabius Bile, Mad Doc, Grotznik.

uh sarah uh sarak the necrons super scientist and um who's the other one you got and the uh drukari guy call and the drukari guy um oh god what's his name old fella uh homunculi like a five way between oh that sounds wrong But those five, bickering and arguing about how to do science properly, would be the funniest book I can imagine.

And they're always fighting each other.

And they could kill Fabius every other chapter.

And he comes back.

He's like, this guy, I thought we killed you.

And then you could have Belisarius splitting his mind up.

And Grotsnik, just no one likes Grotsnik because he's just nothing.

He does seem to work if they try it, but it works when he tries it.

And Rakoff being like, you youngins.

I think that would be funny.

Just having all of the mad scientists in one space and then maybe having a fight and it goes nowhere.

But that's the fun.

I'd also like to see the Swarmlord win every once in a while.

That'd be nice.

Beat up Kalgar once.

Yeah, that's it.

Pretty big win.

Almost Kalgar beats Swarmlord.

Sorry, bros.

For the last few donations, thank you everyone who's been donating so far on the stream.

We really, really appreciate it.

Thank you.

Who'd like to start this one?

Scar's next top guy, formerly known as Thanos.

Thank you for the 50 and okay.

Merry third Christmas, guys.

Time flies.

For next year, could you enact a pregnant Colleen stage play?

Al could play Colleen.

Yes, we can.

I hate that.

I hate that idea.

How do you feel about the suggestion?

I would like to move on.

Hgrim Harold with the five.

Thank you, gentlemen.

I'm going to start on the first videos this week.

Hope it goes well.

Good.

Good, man.

Good luck.

I must poop.

Okay.

Almost done, buddy.

You can come back.

We'll hold the fort.

No, it's fine.

I'll hold it.

Toaster for ten.

If you'll branch out into other franchises and lore crimes, can you do Elder Scrolls?

I would love to hear Colin hate on elves for a change.

Also, Pelennor did nothing wrong.

That's right.

The only thing he did wrong was not finishing the mission.

True.

Thank you.

And we do occasionally do adjacent things, and we just don't always...

Keep your eyes peeled, because there might be something kind of soon.

I'm just saying.

Trashbox.

Thank you for the $10.

Thank you very much.

happy birthday just celebrated my six -year anniversary with my partner congratulations questions for question for eli but anyone's welcome to answer best diet meals that don't taste like sadness uh this is my bane sorry man no i i mean depends on what you enjoy i eat like a dog i can just eat chicken rice with salt and pepper on it if i need to but chili cheese dog you should just just buy like Depends on how much you're able to eat and what you got to do, blah, blah, blah.

But usually ground beef's really tasty.

You can use some lower calorie sauces.

You can use like as many spices as you want.

Those help a lot.

Make a healthier version.

Soup's really good.

You can make just about any meal into soup.

Just throw an onion in it and some broth and stuff.

Make healthier versions of what you like.

Yeah, that too.

Don't fall for the freaking max protein.

uh versions of meal psyop because they're usually gross and things like protein ice cream where it fills up your whole blender is really not good for your stomach and yeah so it's pretty working just eat like whole meals that are healthy and they're usually going to be good they don't look good but um i really think courgetti is underrated i think courgetti is amazing what is that it's it's courgette made into spaghetti it's courgetti so you don't get all the carbs It's really nice.

You just make it into spaghetti.

It's nice.

Thai pasta.

You can also go, if you want to diet, get that Starbucks olive oil coffee.

You will never gain weight because it will not be in your stomach long enough to actually digest.

Have you ever seen a fat kid jump down a water slide and he just shoots right out?

That's that drink.

A lot of poop talk today.

Hey, Chad, how was your bowel movements today, by the way?

Are you regular?

Some donos about your bowel movements, please.

At least once a week, my family will discuss shit.

I'll be from Sweden.

Good to see you there as well in the chat.

Thank you for the 10 year balance.

Join in the Elder Scrolls lore.

Truly amazing.

Khajiit is happy.

Hey buddy, you're next on the list.

Sorry to tell you, Mr.

Khajiit.

Set for 199.

Dagoth Ur did nothing wrong.

That's right, Enwa.

We can say it.

It's fine.

It's not real.

The Fiverr.

Any new war game settings y 'all are looking forward to?

Personally, for me, it's Conflict 47.

Shout out.

Shout out to all the action people.

Why do they all have numbers at the end?

You've got Turnip 22.

Because it's 1947.

Because the war goes on into 47.

Science stuff, yeah.

I'll give Trench Crusader a go, I think, at some point.

i meant to and then my friend never actually printed the models and so then i kind of just like there's no new ones that i'm actually looking forward to though to be fair i just like bolt action and lord of the wings i just want them to do more british models saying go all right there mate you got a license for that crusade and they come up to you with like fish and chips um we have several from cast cheese so i'll read you anyway youtube chat should i read it as cheese anyway youtube chat now is a weird leaderboard thing so i gotta win with the money wow he's stuck he gone um can i can are we still moving we're still moving on the screen highlight things I don't know how.

Oh, he's back.

He's back.

He's back.

Typical.

Typical.

I'm reading the donation.

I got kicked off.

Frame one.

Turn up 28.

Turn up 28.

Shadow, turn up 28.

I'm sure I'll laugh when I rewatch it in the Edding room floor.

Read it out in your absence.

Don't worry.

Okay.

Well, I'll read this one then.

Sorry.

Make heresy about Sangors.

Just Sangors.

Yappin.

Zangor heresy.

Let's go.

I own Zangor.

I don't get the love for them that crazy.

People are crazy about Zangors.

I would remove anyone who isn't Imperial Knights.

Shame on you.

Shame on you.

Go play Battletech for the love of God.

It's right there.

Don't play an army with more than three models, please.

I was like, I'm pretty sure we have settings like this, which is just big mechs.

Thank you.

Oh, here we go.

Who wants to say the infamous brilliant name?

There we go.

The 10 euros.

Hey, guys.

I hope you're all doing well.

I'm doing all right.

Thank you.

I hope you are.

Sadly, I cannot stay for long.

Still stuck at a job.

Hope that goes soon.

Yeah, good luck, man.

I have a question for all of you.

Which of the characters, both 40k and AOS slash fantasy, would you like to go for a drink?

It's only Godric, right?

Godric might kill you if he gets grumpy, though.

Yeah.

He feels very minimal.

moral hesitations about just killing people.

And he's quite good at it.

I'd go with Lucas.

Lucas is a good laugh.

Yeah.

Yeah, probably Cain.

I don't, like, drink much, so I think a nice cup of sake with an ethereal, like, ounchy, because he's a wise fellow.

He's a wise fellow, and I've learned a lot.

put me on a bender with Lehman Ross meanwhile at the drink with Vanshi he's just like and you need to buy my new app about meditations for only 17 pounds to get six pack abs like mine Lehman Ross is right there you're all fools you guys want to get big off of Warhammer lore Beeson from Sweden.

Member for 17 months.

Thank you so much, dude.

Got threatened with a spork at work.

What's going on in Sweden?

Was it one of those disposable wooden ones or was it metal?

Because I'd be more frightened if it was made of steel.

And he's gone.

He's got to go.

Thank you for the $5, Benadryl.

Remember me?

Yeah, I know you do.

My gym got closed and now I'm making you suffer for it.

Which Primark would make the best more story?

What does that mean?

I'm not sure what this means.

If they had more story?

That's what I assume.

Ferris?

Give Jagatai 17 books and you'll never hear from me again.

Ferris is easy, I think.

To be fair, I would say I think we need some more lion stuff.

He was like, he's back, and now he's just kind of disappeared.

He hasn't had what Gilliman's had, where he's had a lot of stuff.

We need to keep him going, guys.

Don't forget the lion.

He's kind of important.

If Fulgrim fell over the course of two books, I think it would have been really good.

He got a book.

recently yeah i'm oh yeah yeah he was in it for 10 minutes yeah yeah he got a book sure literally they're literally doing clickbait books now it's that's like so crazy fulgur most certainly was present for a bit oh m preg he's m preg which primark would make the best m preg story of course fulgur Lorgar would be a lovely father.

Faris Manus.

Yeah.

It's like how Zeus gave birth to Athena by splitting his head open.

Angron's already angry enough.

Get him Prego.

He's going to be so cross.

Quite literally.

Just so we can have some more Vulcan lore.

Maybe it'll be better than the actual books.

Extra medium for five bucks.

Hey guys, just want to shout out Colm R.

McGuinness since he's announced a 40k album Kickstarter and all his chaos songs are peak.

Nice.

We'll have to look into it.

I thought you were just saying Colin's name, but like silly.

Alright, very cool.

That's cheese.

Amazing on the floor.

Not sure what that's in reference to.

Is the cheese good on the floor?

The Jennifer Lopez song?

Boreboremus Rumble Snort.

Thank you for the $6 .90.

You know, if you want to talk about activities with Primarchs, I have provided some discussion material in the Discord I feel would be worth a quick read through.

We can't read this out because this is a Discord exclusive because someone has you, you motherfucker, have described what each of the Primarchs will do to you after sex.

I've read that.

I did see that.

some epic uh voltage and stuff uh raw 666 or five bucks how have you done any of our video suggestions and if not when i know some of them are not uh current dance was it i can get some likes from you horrendous uh yeah the feet here this was a suggestion we did it yeah yeah it's a case we do we do check it it's just a case of um we have to i think we need to go through and like maybe make a list and see what we want to do first but uh as you know we are very uh professional never on late never with technical difficulties but for now they're just a psyop so that there's more activity in the discord yeah please comment all of your suggestions on the videos not because we read them but because of the boost engagement i think that being said there's a last one there andy that's everything Thank you guys so much.

Again, three years kind of flies.

It's really crazy.

Again, I think all of us speak for us when we say, you know, we do love law crimes.

It's a silly little time.

I see little gooses over here talking about stupid stuff and I'm not sure what we'd all do.

YouTube would be a much lonelier place if we all didn't have this and surprisingly there is a community of you now and I'm disgusted with myself for the things you say.

I'm disgusted with myself to be honest.

I let myself down quite a lot.

Shout out to the grandkids watching this and being like you're a fucking weirdo.

That's quite okay.

I hope you guys enjoyed this one.

I hope you guys all have enjoyed some of the content we've obviously done over the while.

We've got no plans on stopping, so we're going to keep doing more stuff, more cool things, more collabs.

We don't want to make more collabs.

We'll just do collabs when we want.

We'll do collabs when we want.

We'll keep making more content.

A couple more donos that have just snuck through at the last.

Beastman from Sweden.

Gotrek versus Gelt.

Who wins?

Gelt.

I like Gelt.

Isn't Gotrek magic resistance?

Magic resistance.

Those spells just don't work on Bro because of his axe or whatever?

It's the axe.

Dwarfs are inherently resistant.

He's just kind of him.

But Gelt, well, to be fair, Gelt with an M42 I was going to say he's not done in that meme.

If Gelt was on the Pegasus, maybe.

True.

Gertrude cannot fly.

That is one thing she can't do.

And if he throws the axe, he'll lose it.

Bones of Smite, $1 .99.

Thank you.

Quick last question.

Favorite worst 40k lore?

Baby Carriers.

Grey Knight Baby Carriers is, in fact, probably bad lore, but I love it.

It's like a model, though.

Maybe like the lore of them having walkers.

Anything with Caldor Drago in it, I think, is awesome.

He's kind of funny.

Is that a Tau?

Squish.

It's funny.

It's the one memorable moment of that entire book I'll have you know.

I don't want to talk about it.

Were your forefathers to be proud of you for killing a defenseless diplomat?

Yes.

There's literally a post of the Will Smith crime name and it's asking the Farsight books and Phil Kelly You got good lore in here?

And he says, we got eight moments in Aura.

And that's it.

And then he's gone.

We'll be thankful for it.

Shout out to my Phil Kelly interview coming out next week.

Really?

No, I'm joking.

I wouldn't be able to get that.

I wouldn't be able to get that.

Favorite worst lore has still got to be the Captain Artemis thing.

It's just amazingly impressive.

They couldn't think of a way for this to happen organically or it couldn't even be interrupted by chaos.

Maybe the last one is Iron Hands, Iron Hand, Iron Hand, Iron Hands.

Adeptus Gustodes.

Thank you.

Thank you very much.

I was trying to see what the P .O .D.

was.

Nurgle Marine in like a cozy maid costume or something.

That's what it appears to be.

anyway hey guys happy third birthday i work in pastry i've been list really enjoying listening through your playlist throughout the day keep up the awesome work thank you thank you guys for listening for watching again uh like discord merch all that good stuff if you want and uh we'll catch you guys all in the next episodes back to like normal lore and all that good stuff i think i've got yeah spicy idea for the next one okay so we'll all see you guys the next one again happy three years praise me to boy and gob and let's begin number four yeah see you guys on the next one peace