I'm Heather, and we're going to keep this between us.

Yeah, yeah, we are.

We're not gonna tell anything anybody.

No, no, no, maybe not maybe maybe we'll make an exception this time.

Would you still think I was hot if I just wore glasses all the time?

Well, you have the kind of face where with or without?

You know, some people look better with glasses, some people look better without you.

You have that you have.

You know, remember on Housewives they said what part of your why?

They asked the husbands.

We were at a dinner.

We're a dinner and they asked us, what's your favorite faith part and anatomical part of your partner?

And Brooke said Vicki's virgina.

Yes, and they said legs.

Somebody said but and they said what about Heather Terry and I said face?

You know, oh my gosh, speaking of faces, let's talk about cosmetic.

But we get so many questions about cosmetic, especially for men.

And I've been seeing a lot of stuff online about male plastic surgery especially.

I mean, I have never heard of this, but that guy Zach from the Valley gets scrow Talkscrow talks because he says it feels good during sex and it esthetically makes.

His balls look better.

Well, what it obviously does is it paralyzes the sort of parasympathetic nerves in the scrotal area, allowing the skin to relax and making the testicles look sort of more stretched out and potentially gives the illusion that there's more volume of the testicular sack.

But what about why does it make sex better?

That?

I can't even imagine why it would make it.

I mean, first of all, by the way, doesn't that hurt putting a needle in your ball?

That would not feel good?

But I'm not sure to be honest, you know, I don't think as much as the the shaft is sensitive member of the genitalia for a guy, that the testicles are not really a pleasure area much.

Well apparently for zach No.

But I mean, you know, yeah, I don't.

I don't really understand that.

It's It's like when when when you like are working the shaft and then you go over to the testicles, we all kind of go, okay, are great.

But here's my question though, because all right, so we know that Bojos decreased the sweat like I had it done a hundred years ago in my armpits.

But you know what people say, and I don't know if this is true, but they say when you get botox for sweating in your palms or your armpits, that you start sweating somewhere else.

Is that true?

I think if it was a really hot day, you probably would we get Well, you have to your body is sweating because it's temperature regulating.

See, I think I crushed sweat now.

I don't think I already to do that before I.

Got botox in my arm, right, so you need a compensatory release of temperature other areas, you know, And so.

Then could you like do botox in your crotch?

Yeah?

Yeah, I mean if you think about it, it's sort of the concept that someone has enough liposuction, right and they gain weight, they might undergo a phenomenon of you know, fatty redistribution where it somewhere else.

Yeah, where if your primary area was normally your love handle or your moves if you're a guy, might go to other areas your inner thigh.

You know why, because what could you suck the fat out?

It can't come back?

Yeah, Because theoretically, unless you get very, very overweight, you're born with a finite number of fat cells, and that's it.

You know, your fat cells don't really double.

Oh yeah, so you can't unless you get really obese, morbidly obese, like auld be a migrated than forty.

Your fat cells might then start to divide.

Okay, So if you suck buch out your primary areas where you gain weight.

We all have areas where we gain weight.

First for me, it's my tummy, and it's my love handles and my moves, my breasts, and so if you suction those out of me, you decrease the number of total number of cells that are available for fat storage, and I will gain it in now secondary areas.

And so there can be some weird redistribution.

Phenomena and then you're just chasing the fat.

Well, you know it can look weird.

I mean you can see guys or women who get I mean, if they're lucky, they just get bigger breasts because fifty percent of your breast tissue often is fat and sense glandular tissue.

So if I have my stomach sucked out, maybe they'll get bigger boots.

Well, you don't have any fat in your stomach, so that's not a thing.

Okay.

You know we've reached this really interesting time right now where as good as female plastic surgery seems to be with the faceless and how good women are looking, that's contrasted by it as bad as male plastics right now.

And you know, it's enthusiastic as people are I think women about having faceless and other kinds of plastic surgery procedures popularized by celebrities.

Because of the recent you know trend among men having cosmetic surgery that looks extraordinarily bad.

This is the time where men need to be more careful than ever about what procedures they choose and who they choose to have them do it.

So what are the popa things because I know, like right now, if you look everywhere, everyone's saying that the new for women, that the new bbl like the new popular thing is an upper bleff brellat.

Okay, that's the thing.

So that looks good in women?

Yeah, pretty much fine large all women except for that one time that maybe Rene Zelwager had her upper lids done and she lost sort of her normal anatomy.

The thing that because she's got like.

Her look was a very hooded lid look.

But when you look at the re celebrities that have had one in particular who will go unnamed, we've talked about before who had his upper eyelids done.

He looks horrible.

It just looks completely different.

There's a couple.

It is a full blown disaster which probably could be corrected with fat transfer.

So if you're a guy, well not if you took too much of an upper lid, you can.

Yeah that's hard to but you know, if you're a guy and you're thinking of having the most popular procedure that guys do right now, which is an upper island blefal plast, do it very judiciously in a very limited way.

Do not expose the entire upper eye lid platform what you call it, And don't take any fat at all from your upper eye lid, because when you do an upper bleferoplast, you take skin and you take fat.

There are two particular fatty compartments and you take them in women, and it's very nice to have that sculpted out in a woman, very feminine, looks very good.

You do what I'm then it's a catastrophe and a disaster.

And just look at this a list actor that done recently.

So men tend to have we all do as opposed to women have hooded eyelids men.

But there are some women like I have some girlfriends that have hooded eyelids and it's very sexy.

Yeah, but it's like if they were going to get an upper bleft, they would have to just take a little and keep the hood, but just make it.

A little old.

But even if a woman had sexy hooded up rylets naturally and you take them away, she still looks good.

She still looks believe them look like herself.

Okay, well that with the rene Zoe, I think she still looks good.

She still looks feminized.

If you feminize a man, no matter how handsome that man is, it's weird.

He's now stepped over into weird.

Okay.

So I'm going to give you some procedures and stuff, and you tell me if men should be doing this.

Okay, So should every man get botox?

I think?

So?

Do you?

I?

I you know.

So there's five or six different kinds of bochulinum talks and the first three don't work on me at all because they've been having him for so many years.

Botox sport and what u zeeman doesn't work.

Yeah, So the new one does dactify works on me, and so I just got botox.

I can't live anything, and.

So I do.

I love it looks great on me because the reason it looks so good on me is because it even the new one doesn't work that well.

So you can't make me look overly shiny or overly botox.

You can't over botox me.

Not possible.

And so I can have as much botox as I want.

I would just look better, Okay, But if you over botox a man, it looks weird.

I'm sorry.

Men are supposed to have link lives for it, you know, for it.

What about skin and facial treatments like chemical peels, hydrofacials, micro needling, All.

Of that is fabulous in a man, and it's that stuff is great for men and women, the truth be told for a man, because our skin is so thick and so resistant to changes anyways, because of that dermal thickness, do them, but if they don't work, don't do them like I'm the kind of thing I have, the kind of face work.

I did a lot of facials of Microneedly, you probably wouldn't notice it.

It probably wouldn't make a big effect because I'm older and I have such thick skin and so many wrinkles, whereas botox looks better.

Those might just be throwing money down the drain.

What about hairs?

So all right, everyone knows guys are very sensitive as our women about hair.

Yes, yeah, that's true.

Hair in our head and hair in our body.

I saw this clip the other day of a woman who was showing her ring and she had some hair on her knuckles, on her knuckle, and people were going.

Crazy about the hair on it's hair.

Okay, so hair related stuff, hair transplant, puipe and j laser hair.

So getting more hair, getting less hair, all right.

So guys, every guy, unless you have hair like you know Robert Downy junior, although or who's or Brad Pitt of perfect hair at all time.

Richard Marx, Richard Marx, every guy at the age of thirty should be on propecia and oral monoxidil, every single one.

Really, yeah, because you're going to have temporal recession, you're going to have thinning, just because that's the androgenic nature of alopecia in males.

So every guy should be on zero point five to one point five milligrams of oral oxidilt, knoxidilt, don't don't bother with the topical.

It doesn't work as well.

And it's pennies to do the oral and finasteride.

Okay, that's amazing.

And then what I recommend for all guys if you can afford it, and if you're interested, and if you can't afford it, there's plenty of people over the country do it for less expensive.

You should have hair transplants.

Early on.

Why I was going to talk about hair transplants because people always say that Turkey.

Turkey is very good.

Why is that why?

Turkey they're inexpensive.

They're inexpensive.

They do a very very high volume.

But Turkish, you know, you have to be careful because they'll tend to overdo it.

And the problem is if you do too much hair transplant at too young an age and you end up balding significantly when you get older, it's gonna look weird because then you'll just have you just have hair on the front, not very much on the side back.

Yeah, but hair transplants are extremely good now.

And don't do the strip method.

Do the individual individual follicular harvesting method the FUE.

They take each one out it requires a lot more time.

They're very good at it.

Don't let them cut a strip out anymore.

What about like people versus the robotic way to do it?

Robotic is very very good.

It's only for harvesting.

The robotic robotic is very good for harvesting.

I think the robotic way is probably the best way.

What about what about laser hair removal?

I mean, like I was saying with this girl with her knuckle, like hair removal is such an interesting thing.

Like I have a friend, a girlfriend who has little kids, and her daughter's like I don't know ten now, and her daughter made a comment to her once about body hair and it worried her, so she stopped shaving her legs the mom and her armpits, and she was like, it's just hair, it's not a big deal because she wants it to destigmatize it for her daughter, which I thought was like so cool and interesting for me personally, I don't like body hair, and I don't like I don't like hairy guys either.

I hate body hair.

I know, you shave everything.

I shave everything.

He's a shaver.

I'm a shaver.

So the laser hair removal is one of the most effective laser treatments you can do as long as you have light.

The lighter your skin and the dark ear hair, the better.

Yeah, it's very effective.

But I will tell you the number one reason for a medical malpractice lawsuit in cosmetic medicine, including all the plastergrey is a laser hair removal lawsuits.

Why, well, it's sort of the same reason why the number one reason you you you the number one area to get into a car absident is within five miles of your house because that's where you're driving the long Yeah, so it's the number one most common procedure.

But having said that, people get burned all the time, and so if you're gonna have laser hair removal, make sure you tell the provider.

Even if it's your fifth time doing it, and the first four times were really good, you had no side effects, make sure you tell, hey, I just had some sun recently.

Even if you don't look that tent, I just have recent sun, or I'm using a new topical product, because the laser may see that new tan.

Instead of going after the darkness and the follicle, it'll go after your skin and burn your skin.

I have had problems sometimes because I have like all of the know, I keep myself pale like a vampire because I just like that if I tan, it stays, and I have like all of these skin but like I get my arms, like I get everything laser hair removal.

And when I went back, the gal turned it up and she's like, you should get your money's worth.

Show me.

Don't do that, you tell me after.

But you see now I have like white spots on.

Yeah.

So if you burn someone or even deliver a little too much heat, even if it's less than an actual clinical burn.

With the laser hair removal, they can lose pigment or gain pigment.

You can get what's called post inflammatory hyperpigmentation where it's dark or the melanocytes shut off and now you get white spots.

And that happens as we go to older anyway, you look at my skin, I've got a whole bunch of dispigmentation, white spots and dark spots.

Just because I'm an older dude.

I think moms from a laser.

Yeah, it's funny, you know me.

I'm such a shaver.

I get in the shower and I just start shaving my body.

What about surgery for men facelifts, nose.

Jobs, all right, So rhinoplast is a very common male procedure.

You have to be very careful if you're a rhinoplasty surgeon because you know, males are very picky, can get very angry.

Luckily, I don't do any more, uh, male rhinoplasts.

I give them multipole obviously, but those when you hear about a plastic surgeony was murdered by a patient, it's always a male rhinoplastic really so, but they can be very effective.

I think it's important with a guy.

You know, you you got to underdo everything when it comes to male plastic surgery.

Less is more, particularly for a facelift.

You know, the problem with facelifts and a guy is, you know, we don't have we we lose hair, So you got to We're going to camouflage those scars and if you if you make you know, I maybe you have different things about this.

I'm going to be seventy in a few years, not that far away, and I don't think a seventy year old guy should have zero laxity in their neck, right.

It just doesn't work.

It's just something's wrong with that.

So you don't like this forever thirty kind of vibe that like women are doing, you don't think men should do the same thing.

I think, you know, because it doesn't look real.

It's not that it doesn't look real.

It looks weird.

Women don't necessarily look although we've seen lots of people in Beverly Hills coming to a restaurant and they're like eighty five and their necks are perfectly sculpted.

That looks weird to me.

I think looks great, okay, that's fine, fact okay, But a man who has a perfectly sculpted face at eighty five, the guy to be a little rugged.

You don't want him to be because then it starts.

The problem is with men is that if it gets too tight, it starts to look feminine.

That's the problem, exactly.

It looks weird and feminine, and so like.

I was watching George Clooney being interviewed on what was at sixty minutes the other day, and he looks good, he looks good.

He's got laxity in his neck.

I thought, see you, maybe I have too much laughs.

I don't this much laxity I don't like.

But unfortunately, there's really no procedures short of a surgical neck lift, that's that's gonna tighten this up.

I don't think I've got some ideas in mind.

I'm gonna try before I subject myself to the surgery.

And by the way, if I do surgery on my neck and I do have face of I will I will publicize it.

Excellent.

Yes, but I'm not just freaking ready to do that.

And again, to me, an eighty year old guy has other things about him that are always gonna make him look eighty.

So if there's your hands, are you know an eighty year.

Old guy looks like an eighty year old guy.

There's just either his hair or his wrinkling, or he's bent over a little bit, he's gotten slightly frail or something.

It's just that if he has a perfectly sculpted jawline, that's what I call visual discordance.

There's something it's like, taking, you know, an old Ferrari and putting a new Ferrari front end on it.

It looks weird.

It just doesn't work.

Visually.

Women can get away with it.

It works, but men, it does not work, and it looks weird.

So for you're a man, just to be very careful.

Go to a plastic surgeon who does a lot of men, and go and tell them to have a very light hand.

Okay, maybe takes just a few millimeters of skin too much from your upper lids, or it makes your neck just a little too light tight, you're going to look weird and it's unappetizing visually.

Yeah, they'll be very very careful.

But yeah, the botox do it, the fillers do it, scrotalks whatever with the scrow I mean, that's just silly.

It's like anal tinting.

I don't know anal tinting is a thing.

Why Well, if you think about if you're gay, the anus is much more of a sort of a visually notable area.

You look at it, you you you want it to look you know better.

Yeah, which is perfectly funny.

But I mean, look, you've been with guys, all right, how many times have you evaluated the testicles in the scrobtle area.

I don't no, women's going to value even if you're you know, doing the thing down there.

You're not gonna I don't think so.

I wouldn't know.

But if you're if you're in but you know, and that then it comes down to the you know, the whole things for penile enlargement and you know, whether you're a show or a grower.

And all that kind of stuff, is that really a thing?

Can you enlarge?

There are new techniques to do it.

I mean like when they used to put a pump in that thing.

Yeah, well that's pump.

That's for a rectile dysfunctional.

We can't get it up.

But now in terms of like getting it wider, girthier, you can put it plans.

Yeah.

Yeah, I remember I met that guy there, that's my restaurant.

He came up to me, dragged me over to see his father, who done twenty three thousand of these pegle months.

Yeah, and I thought it was one of the lot of penises guys.

But here's my question.

I've had a lot of C sections, right, yeah, and umbilical herring and all that.

There's a significant section of my stomach that's numb.

That's numb.

Yeah.

My question is, right, if you go and you have like this girthy piece.

Put in, yeah, isn't that.

You're signing are you are you signing up to now be numb?

And is that gonna defeat the purpose.

Of why you wanted that put this way, you're signing a consent for him.

Right that along with the usual risks and complications, you're advised and informed of.

Numbness is on there and so right you can You know, you might look better walking around the gym with your clothes off, but if you can't feel as much, doesn't matter.

You know, that's sort of not good.

Not good?

Yeah, all right, so wrap it up.

Top three procedures limited lower bleft very good.

But don't make sure you don't get pulled down because even a millimeter in your lower lids where you're pulled down, that that results in a phenomenon called outer or lateral rounding.

And there's a very famous A List actor who did his lower eyelids in his early forties.

I won't mention his name, And he looks better now because I think he's gone to a better plastic surgeon now.

And if he had a little too much skin taken lower lid and it caused a pull down of the outer so you could see the white under that looks weird.

So don't take less.

Is more, if you have laxity of your lower eye lids and you pull down and it doesn't snap back as much.

You may need an outer tightening procedure to make sure where you take the skin it doesn't pull you down.

I do a very subtle I actually, you know, I don't care how many I don't advertise myself as a plastic anymore because don't eat too is on the botch doctor.

But I have a very soft hand when it comes to mail plastic surgery.

And so you want to go to a soft pad, you know.

And the only problem with that is if you go to someone like me for your facelift and I leave you a little lax on the neck, you may come and go, I'm a little lax, and I go, yeah, you're a little but because you're a dude.

But I but I taught I go.

Look what I want to do is leave you a little lax.

Okay, maybe take fifteen years off, maybe not fifty years off.

Right, Let's make you look like you have thirty seven if you're just aging.

Yeah, thirty seven, maybe not like seventeen.

Okay, And so do all the things, Just do them character because I'm telling you once, once you're botched when it comes to cosmetic mail plastic surgery, it's harder to unbotch.

It than it is to watch it.

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