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One with Jenny Garth and Tory Spelling.
Speaker 2Yeah, that's right, it was shocking.
Speaker 3Wait what episode did you guys watch?
Speaker 2Did you watch a different episode?
Speaker 1And you know the part she's referring to, Yes, I do, but no, we didn't watch a different episode.
So I know what you mean.
Speaker 3This is storm warning, right, Yeah, your.
Speaker 2Storyline, Jenny is toys is storm warning.
Speaker 1And there's some sharks in the water and.
Speaker 3There's crazy things happening.
Oh so emotional with your papa.
Speaker 2Yeah, two good storylines in this episode, and two that are.
Speaker 1I can't hear Amy saying that we're jumping the sharks soon, and then that's all last episode.
Then this episode, that's all.
Speaker 2It's not jumping.
It's like it's just getting a little too close.
Speaker 1There's some sharks in the water.
Speaker 2There's some sharks in the water.
Speaker 3Are you I only like what you said.
There's two good storylines.
What besides the dad wind on his dad one?
What's the other one?
So?
Speaker 2I okay, So I'm sort of intrigued by the Tracy Brandon storyline, and I'm sort of intrigued by Smith Jared don't know his name on the show, and and yeah, yeah, those are sort of intriguing.
Tory's storyline was really good Claire.
I mean, it is time for Claire to go because they have nothing to do with her.
Speaker 1But it's not This isn't her fault.
She's great, correct, not.
Speaker 2Her fault at all, But it is so bad.
Speaker 1Two back to back episodes.
She's the comedy fodder.
I don't know, it's.
Speaker 2Just it's sort of the fodder.
That's a good word.
Speaker 1For three episodes in a row, like every episode because it was like dah and then it was the sexy, putting glue together girl.
Speaker 3Yeah, I don't think she likes it.
You can tell she doesn't like what they're doing with her character.
Speaker 2Hence why she leaves the show because she's like, I'm not doing anything here now.
Speaker 1If I were them, I think Claire is great.
I think her character is really valuable because she's different than the other girls and at this point she's been a main regular for a while.
Speaker 3What would you what would you think they should do with her?
Speaker 1I think that they should bring in her love interest, the Prince.
She doesn't have to be with Steve because she holds her own as a main character at this point, Well, bring in someone for her and make it great.
Speaker 3They did that with the with the Prince, what about him?
Bring him back?
Speaker 1They could?
I don't know.
I just they're doing herd disservice.
But yeah, aka why she leaves?
Speaker 3But yeah, yeah, well we're talking about season seven, episode twenty three, Storm Warning.
It aired March nineteenth, nineteen ninety seven.
Speaker 1Synopsis.
He may have two tickets to Hong Kong, but Brandon Tracy are getting nowhere fast.
Doctor Martin is on the brink of death, Kelly is feeling like an empty nester, Steve is feeling used, and Rob Andrews is about to experience a Category four storm named Valerie.
Speaker 3Hat That's funny.
That was good sorry.
Directed by Bethany Rooney and written by John well Blee.
Speaker 2Interesting directing.
There was a couple of parts where I was like, whoa, Like at the I can't remember if it was like right at the hospital the camera was sort of swirling a bit.
There was something like where I was like, WHOA, that's sort of interesting.
Yeah, I was like I felt frantic and I was like, oh that fits.
Speaker 3Was this one of no Bethany had directed before this?
Speaker 2Right?
Speaker 1Yes?
She Yeah, she did one of your best episodes.
Your beloved episode.
Was it Perfect Mom?
Speaker 3Okay, yeah, I don't remember when she was in, but that sounds right.
Speaker 1And is that different than the Fashion Show?
I don't think so, but that was her very first directorial debut on our show was the fashion show, which was in c.
Speaker 2Fashion show with the big incident when there was like a big fight and I think your mom, Dylan.
Speaker 1That wasn't called Perfect Mom.
Maybe not, I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 2Yeah, yeah, oh, I'm thinking of the katillion never mind, I'm.
Speaker 1Thinking like they it was mother daughter.
They walked the runway, Donna walked with a different fleece.
Speaker 3Yet different mom.
Speaker 2Yeah, could we talk about the storyline that is the worst in this?
Speaker 3Okay?
Speaker 1We should?
Which they keep listening to get to the best?
Speaker 3No?
Maybe maybe is it Joey?
Is it Joey's storyline or is it Claire's storyline?
Speaker 2But those are really equally Joey pretty bad, But Joey's the word.
It's just you've kidnapped this child.
Then you find the mom, you call the mom, and you're like, hey, you might want to like just give the detective a call.
He's probably got some questions for you.
Like the whole thing is so ridiculous, ridiculous.
Speaker 1It's absurd, Just like that TV that's in our beach apartment living room.
Speaker 3Oh my gosh, that's all we could afford.
Speaker 1Didn't we at some point have a different one?
Speaker 3I don't think so.
Speaker 1It was such a box.
Speaker 3Yeah, it's a box on like a stand.
And then you remember you've always been like putting videos in that or like somebody's always doing something with that stupid TV.
Speaker 2Oh with that TV.
My problem too, is like it's almost like supposed to see how sort of bummed you are that he leaves when it's like you're not his mom, you're not his aunt, you're a stranger danger what is happening?
Like?
And and all the gang is just like, oh, who's your friend?
Speaker 3Yeah?
Speaker 2What?
Speaker 3Nobody's alarmed?
Speaker 2Random kid to the to a dangerous situation too, Like if the storm were to come, you brought a kid.
Speaker 3To the eye of the storm.
Don't you think Brandon would have said something.
Speaker 2Like who is this kid?
Speaker 3Yeah, he's the voice of reason.
Why isn't he reasoning with her?
Speaker 2I mean, this is just a kid I basically kidnapped.
Speaker 1But are the cops not into this?
Speaker 3No, because she's decided she's just gonna find the parents, the moms on our own, but.
Speaker 1Where are the authorities?
Speaker 2And it was so easy for you to find the mom, Like if that was the case, why didn't the.
Speaker 1Police, Oh my god, been so worried.
Speaker 3It's like, what if she's been just sitting at home worrying.
Speaker 2Or making posters.
They definitely had posters everywhere, so that you were going to understand.
Speaker 3That they care that she was like milk cartons, No, not even milk cartons, just posters, posters.
Speaker 2But the kid either took a bus or a plane to LA there would be a record like this is not what it does.
Speaker 1It doesn't make sense in any way.
Speaker 3Wait, but in the nineties things were different, you guys.
Speaker 2Yes, but still you could run away still I mean correct, But I think he took a bus or a plane.
Speaker 3Yeah, no, he took a bus or he took a bus.
But so what you don't have.
Speaker 2To give your name when you buy a bus ticket.
Speaker 3I can give anybody's name when you buy a bus ticket.
But he's twelve, I guess, I guess there's that.
I mean, they would they'd be like, hmm, you're awfully small.
Speaker 2Right at the bus depot, They're just like, yeah, no problem, here you go kid.
Speaker 1I want to know who created the storyline.
I want to know who did the research on this storyline, because sometimes while John Welpley Welpley was the main writer, as Jenna and I have said, they did it up in the writer's room.
So b storyline, you write this and then they make it cohesively.
He does it, But who had this story.
Speaker 2Totally Craig crag, who did it?
Speaker 3I don't know.
How do we find out?
Let's catch somebody.
Speaker 2Each part crazier than the part before.
Like it was crazy enough that you found this kid on your porch and you're like, come on in, let me make you a sandwich.
And then you finally call the police they lose him.
So that's totally nuts.
He just walked out, finds you, and comes back, and you decide to keep him.
Then you take him into the storm.
Nobody is even the slightest bit flummoxed by the fact that you now have like a kid with you.
Then you're super saddy.
Speaker 1I mean it's just like, I feel like you need to talk to somebody about this.
Something's going on, like I mean crazy.
Speaker 2Like, well, we think she's pregnant.
Speaker 3We got a glimpse into like Kelly's like going through something at the end of the way she stares at That was cool, though I was feeling lonely too lost perhaps.
Speaker 2Yeah, that was good face acting and very good ending there.
Speaker 3Thanks for the face acting comments.
Speaker 2Really good.
Speaker 3Yeah.
Speaker 1You know what I love in the first scene with you and Claire, the the you know soe the blinds from outside that you looked so beautiful.
It's just like and it's like cool lighting.
Speaker 3There's a plus.
It makes it worth watching something.
AnyWho, Well, I'm happy.
I'm pretty sure that kid's gone.
He's not going to be coming running back.
Speaker 2No, I think we're now done with it.
Speaker 3Yeah, okay, good and now we definitely see hell he is pining for a brand though, totally and but but he just I squealed at the TV, you know, like when you're watching Pretty the Summura I turned pretty and then they eat the peaches.
That moment, like I screamed.
All the girls in my house were screaming at the TV.
This is the moment I was screaming at the TV, like, no, Brandon.
Speaker 1Don't ask her to go to Hawaii.
Speaker 3Or no, where are they going Hong Kong Kong.
Don't go to Hong Kong.
Don't take her.
He doesn't want to take her, but he gets no.
Speaker 2I know.
It's like right, it's so, how.
Speaker 1Come there's no?
First of all, Jason Priestley, he was very happy this episode.
Speaker 2He looked good.
He looked good.
Speaker 1Actually, yeah, but you know the episode sometimes where he's always a great actor, but it looks more serious the lines where he delivers them, and then there's the ones where he's like snacky.
He was very do you know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 3Yeah, I think he was snappier in this one.
Speaker 1Like in the first scene with Valerie.
Oh yeah, and with Steve like he was.
Speaker 3On it felt like he was.
Speaker 2I thought he had a little bit of bad acting though, when sorry in the kitchen, when she says, you know, Valerie messes it up, Oh what's you doing with that other ticket?
That was just crazy, and then she says what about the what about this other ticket?
And then he sort of throws the whatever he's holding.
Oh, and it.
Speaker 3Was just like.
Speaker 1Miss I was too focused on her terry cloth robe with a collar.
It looked like a trench coat meets terry cloth rope.
Speaker 2Oh yeah, I didn't like that pink shirt she had.
That was like, not great for me.
Speaker 1Pink shirt.
Speaker 2She was wearing sort of a pink flannelly buttoned down.
It wasn't great.
Speaker 3Valor Tracy, Tracy.
I'm talking about Tracy much.
Speaker 1I'm talking about val in the kitchen with Brandon.
I'm talking about the terry cloth robe because he told us that it was cream colored and it had trench, like a trench like a point.
Speaker 2I missed that.
Speaker 3But also, I don't think I've ever seen an outfit that they put Tracy and that made me go, oh my god, I love her outfit.
Speaker 1I'm gonna I love her this episode.
Speaker 3Tracy's with the little Yeah, she did.
Speaker 2Have some nice swoops.
Yeah, there was some swoops I liked.
Speaker 3I don't know.
I just I can't take that much longer.
Speaker 2Honestly, I can't take Valerie much longer.
Speaker 1Once again, yes, that much longer.
Speaker 2Okay, we have like a few episodes.
Oh sorry and Tracy, same thing.
Speaker 3Sorry, okay, something So she's not going to go to Hong Kong.
Speaker 2You guys, there is a Hong Kong episode.
Speaker 3We think of Hong Kong.
Speaker 2I think only mister Walsh is like I'm trying to remember, but I feel like there is there's something.
Speaker 1How come he doesn't mention like Brenda's going to be there, Brenda, your other I know someone, but your other kid hello.
Speaker 2I know.
Speaker 3It's so it's so fragmented.
Speaker 2And also the photo album, when your kid is looking through the photo album, it's clearly a picture of you in that dress with the bow.
But then you say like, oh, yeah, that's one of my stepdads, and I'm like, no, he's not in that photo.
Did you guys notice.
Speaker 3That I didn't even notice.
Speaker 2No, No, somebody go back with eagle eyes, because it literally was the black dress with the white bow.
Do you know what I'm talking about?
Speaker 3Yes, like an iconic dress, the spring princess dress.
Speaker 2Yeah, and you can clearly see it in the photo.
And then you say, yeah, that's one of my stepdads.
And I'm like, no, I thought you were literally going to say, yeah, that's my friend Brenda, because but then you'd say stepdad.
I'm like, huh, that was weird.
Speaker 3It's so weird.
They don't talk about her.
Speaker 1We're being told by the Great Oz that when Brandon goes, only Jim is in Hong Kong because Cindy traveled to London because Brenda has.
Speaker 3Oh that makes perfect Okay.
Speaker 1They didn't want to pay to.
Speaker 2The amazing detail that she has mono because that's so nineties, Like, oh my god, you have mono?
Speaker 3Yeah, that was a big nineties Did you guys ever have mono in the nineties.
Speaker 2I never got it, Never fear remember I had it.
Speaker 3I like just lived with it for a long time.
Speaker 2People, I don't make out.
Speaker 1He's gonna don't scare you.
It's the kissing disease.
Speaker 3Yeah, one of my kids recently had it.
It's back.
Speaker 2It's is it kind of like pneumonia.
Speaker 1One of my kids had it too, and it lasts like kissing.
I'm like, no, it's not just that, yike se.
Speaker 3I can't guarantee mine didn't kiss anyone.
But let's get on to another storyline.
For the love of Brandon Walsh, I want to talk about Claire and Steve at all or did we already cover it?
Speaker 2No.
At first, when she's eating the burger, I was like, it's happening.
I sort of liked her.
Actually, at first, I was like I like this girl, and then I.
Speaker 3Like testosterone Claire.
Speaker 2Yeah, and then I liked it that they.
Speaker 3Were talking about like hormone levels.
I was like, hey, this is cutting out.
Speaker 2I was in the nineties.
Yeah, I was like, and they sort of didn't totally get it, but they were kind of trying.
But I also was like, I even.
Speaker 1Know they helped people's hormones in the nineties, especially young girls.
Speaker 3That she takes it one she takes it one morning, and then by the evening she's a totally different person.
And he's he's referencing how he can't stand it.
She's so messy, she eats like a pig, like she like all these things.
But it's been literally like four or five hours that they've been together.
Speaker 2It's just the whole thing is a bit ridiculous.
Speaker 1Wa wait, I misunderstood it.
Speaker 2Then.
Speaker 1I know she said I'm gonna give him a taste of his own medicine.
Speaker 2When did we see that part?
That's the part that I miss.
Speaker 3In the apartment with Kelly.
Okay, Yes, she says I know what to want.
Speaker 1Sex all the time, Yeah, you know, and then she's like, Eh, I'm go give him a dose of his own medicine or whatever.
So I thought it wasn't real.
Speaker 2I knew it wasn't real quickly too, but she sold it pretty well.
Speaker 3Yeah, it was obvious that it wasn't real, but.
Speaker 2Right, they're not just giving Okay, okay, teenage, I.
Speaker 1Thought you were saying, like, how come like that quickly she's turned into.
Speaker 3I was just saying, like how fast that storyline progressed?
Speaker 2And also that Steve believed in.
Speaker 3Well, he's not the brightest fred on the string lights there.
Speaker 2Sorry anyway, so absurd though, that was just another just yeah, ridiculous.
It was funnier.
Speaker 3But he has like a realization that that's what he's like.
So maybe he's gonna be softer and more gentle now, I don't know.
Speaker 1I hope not.
I don't want to do.
Speaker 3I don't want to see that.
Nobody wants to see that.
Speaker 2And then she immediately goes back to like, let's go collect sea shells.
I'm just like, this is just too much for me.
Speaker 1When she said this line in the show, I didn't understand it, but now it just hit me what it means, which lie Claire, Oh, she doesn't say he says it.
Uh no, Claire, what's wrong?
Is it puffy?
Mean and snappy time?
Speaker 3Yeah?
Speaker 2Oh, he's talking about being on her period.
Speaker 3No PMS, puffy mean oh and sappy nappy.
Speaker 1Yeah, so I took it.
It is like it was like some slang like puffy mean and snappy time.
Like I didn't understand he meant puffy mean and snappy time PM mess.
Speaker 2Yeah.
I did not get that either until just now when you two.
Speaker 3And also like the reference to the fact that guys, especially back then but probably still really do kind of when women are on their periods.
They have this like whole perception of them and that gives them the liberty to make fun of them or you know, say negative things about them.
And I think it's so messed up.
It gets me angry.
You try being on having PMS, You try having a period, let me a single month for the rest of your life until you're may.
Speaker 2I just, on a whim say that host menopause is worse than Perry menopause because my symptoms are like way wackier.
I don't know everybody perry menopause is having such a moment and I'm like, can we dig into post because this is a wreck anyway.
Speaker 3Yeah, I don't honestly know that much about postmenopause, come to think about.
Speaker 2It, are you not post menopause?
Are you just living your best life?
Like I feel kind of crappy.
Speaker 3Every day it comes and goes.
It's like a roller coaster.
Speaker 1So tell me, I know, Amy, you've told me this before, or Gen tell me Perry is before.
Speaker 2So it's like the years leading up, right, So you're still like getting a.
Speaker 1PIM what are you while you're in it?
Speaker 2Just wellnopa, menopause is just one day.
There's just the one day where you are now not Perry and you're not post and then the day after.
Speaker 1That your post And how do they determine this one year?
Speaker 2So say you didn't have a period and then you never had one for a year.
That day, whatever that mystery day is, is the menopause day.
And then the day after that you're post menopause or you're in menopause.
Interest, I don't know, I don't.
Speaker 1Know, I don't know.
Speaker 2I mean, we could do a whole show on this key way, but on this show they're really leaning into.
Speaker 1The pm I was trying to think of a title.
Speaker 2They're really leaning into the PMS of it.
Speaker 3Yeah, it's weird that you know, it's still it has like such a stigma and women have to deal with it.
It's so annoying.
Speaker 2At least the show's sort of addressing it, and they're sort of putting it, putting him in his place, rather than just leaning into the full stereotype.
I mean, they went very stereotypical, because suddenly she's the stereotypical man.
But yet at least they're trying.
There's sort of a weird nineties attempt happening.
Speaker 1What's comparable men, the men's version, Like we have menopause and there's a stigma on that.
Speaker 3It's so like maybe that they need maybe they need viagra.
I don't know.
I don't know if there's hormones or brain chemicals involved in that, but that can really do a number on guys for sure.
I mean some don't get it, but some do get it.
Speaker 1Yeah, some women get it, But.
Speaker 3I don't really think it has anything to do with anything medical.
Yah're biological.
Speaker 1I think maybe you're right.
They start to lose hair.
I was going to say, well we are, we already dealt with this in an episode, but what dick dies, That's all I'm saying.
Speaker 3You mean they you think they lose sperm count?
Speaker 1No, they can't get it off.
Yeah, they have problems like that happens at a certain age.
Speaker 3Correct, Yeah, that's why they have viagra.
Speaker 1I don't think is that there for version of like kind of layers of stigma on it and they feel they could feel shamed.
Speaker 3Yes, but also they've been provided with insurance covered medication for many years, whilst women have suffered in silence, and there are no medications or research to support this transition in a woman's life.
So don't get me started.
Speaker 1I just got so turned on.
I love when you talk smart and medical.
Speaker 3But things are changing because did you see how much money Uh?
I think Melinda Gates got out of old Bill.
Oh yeah, or he did it himself.
I don't know, but I really don't know how that happened.
But I did read something about there's a big number going towards women's medical mm hmm.
Speaker 2It's great, need needed.
Speaker 3Let's talk about yes, please, Valerie.
Speaker 2Smith Jared yep, I will call him Smith Jared.
Speaker 1Who's Smith?
Speaker 3Jared Smith?
Speaker 2And Jared.
Speaker 3Like Smith?
Jared Smith?
Speaker 2Jared Smith.
Jared is his name from Sex in the City.
Speaker 3That is not his name on the show.
Speaker 1No, he's Rob on this Rob Andrews.
Wait.
Jen isn't Rob Andrews.
Wasn't he one of our Fox executives?
Speaker 3I don't, I don't know.
Speaker 2I don't know.
There is a Rob now at Fox?
Speaker 3But are you typing on a computer?
Is that?
What's happening to your love there?
Speaker 2But it's not Rob Andrews.
It's Rob Wade.
Speaker 3Oh it's like where are you?
It literally like you were like, let me check that out and look into my computer database?
Right?
Speaker 2You know I'm not text There was a Rob Andrews, Lorraine.
Speaker 1Yeah, I'm telling you you guys, and and Jen we worked with him again for Am I wrong?
I can be wrong?
Speaker 3I don't Yeah, I don't think you're wrong.
I think you're right.
Speaker 1Who is Rob Andrews at Fox Network?
And airy O, my god, Dorri?
This is fun trivia?
Who?
Speaker 3Why is this fun?
Speaker 2No?
Speaker 1One?
Speaker 2People listening are like, we stayed with you during the menopause talk, but we don't care if you're googling who the Fox executive.
Speaker 3Was anyway, because they copied his name.
Speaker 1They used his name.
Speaker 2Dude is so hot and he's so nice and he really likes her and respects her, and yet once aga a mirror and she's up to her Shenanigans.
I can't.
Speaker 1Yeah, I gotta say, oh man, last week, I wasn't that into him.
This week, I'm like.
Speaker 3Okay, yeah, he's cute and if he can make a handcard mirror like that, seriously, I knop him around.
Speaker 2And yet she's taking the bribe.
Speaker 3You think she is taking it?
I don't know yet.
I can't remember.
Speaker 1I don't think she's going to remember.
But here's my question, you guys.
They always say, like, energetically we bring the same patterns into our life.
How many times, whether she takes it or not, somebody is offerware her money a bribe awareness, Why does this keep happening?
Speaker 3She likes the cash, you guys, and.
Speaker 1She never eluded that she would take money for it.
And he's just like, I think I can make it, you know.
Speaker 2Yeah, It's just so weird.
Speaker 1People just do this.
Speaker 3It's like when she sees cash, she can't control herself.
Don't they call this a trope?
Speaker 2Like the writers are just going for the same thing.
I'm gonna be mad at the writers because it's like, stop writing the story.
Speaker 3I think she's really going to take the money, and that's going to ruin their relationship.
Though I know she going to be like, you know what, never mind, I'm not.
Speaker 1Going to do this because I don't remember how much was it or they didn't say ten grand.
Speaker 2I think yeah, and there's another ten grand in it for her when he signs or something.
I don't know's he only does like a handful of episodes, and so I have a feeling that she takes the money and he brings up a tho.
Speaker 3That's what I'm I don't know.
Speaker 2I mean, that's my I don't remember, but I'm just saying I know that he's only around for a certain number of episodes.
Speaker 1Well, first of all, it was a little extreme that she didn't like it, and this is why.
And if he wants to play a bastard on in a film, it's like he's an actor.
Speaker 3Why isn't Who's he listening to his brand new girlfriend that he isn't even that nice too when she comes over to see him, and then like.
Speaker 1What's how great he was?
Yeah?
Speaker 3He is, but I don't think that there's enough of a substance of a relationship there to start taking career advice from somebody.
Speaker 2Correct, And he's I just looked it up.
He's only in four episodes and we've done two, so we only have two left with the guy.
Speaker 1Oh, so she takes the money or she.
Speaker 3Doesn't take the money and he goes off and does the film.
I think Jen just nailed it, and then we never see him again.
Speaker 2We'll find out.
I don't even though understand, I'm gonna have to wait and see because a lot happens in the four episodes and the timeline's not adding up to me.
I just peeked at what happened.
Speaker 1A window?
Is it good?
Is it juicy?
Wait?
Speaker 2It's just very Valerie and it's just the same, Like God, it's the same.
It's just the same old thing ginger lea Monica had to do with the money and Valerie giving her money.
Then there is the baby fake baby daddy, and that might it's just like then even David Silver has the money.
It's all just like, so.
Speaker 1Wait, why don't I remember something?
And also what happened with Steve's dad?
Speaker 3She take money from him?
Speaker 1M no, she just tried to like remember to the hotel room and he.
Speaker 2Said no, but there was some Why was he coming?
It was the money?
He was doing a deal with her too.
Speaker 3Yes, it's just and then they remember that other guy?
Was she Washy or what is his Nameky?
Is that I can't remember?
Thanky mcgeeh, keep going, Luke Dylan's friend, the oh yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, Tricky Tracky, she took money, Jones Jonesy.
Yeah, it's only one name, Jonesy Jonesy.
Speaker 1Listen, you know what?
They never did this to Heather Locklear Mel's.
It's the same type of character, but they did so many different things with her.
Speaker 3I mean, wait, I have a question.
Okay, So if they keep doing this over and over for her character, similar to what they're doing to Claire's character, and Claire ends up leaving the show, does Valori end up leaving the show at some point?
Speaker 1I'm not talking to you right now.
I can't do this with you.
Speaker 3Yeah, I can't do this podcast with you anymore.
Speaker 1I didn't.
Speaker 2You know.
Speaker 3I'm actually honestly asking though.
That's the worst part.
Speaker 1Amy.
Let's tell her something.
So Valerie leaves at the end of season eight.
Where did she go?
No?
Speaker 2I thought it was a little later, No, she I thought we went through this because I thought it was then too, And everyone raw yelled at me.
Speaker 1You don't remember Valerie leaves Alyssa Milano comes in, Melissa Milano, she went todmaid at the wedding.
Speaker 3What I think you're just making that something is wrong?
She joins, melrose Place, you're messing with me.
Speaker 2You're just joking.
Speaker 1And then Lisa Renna came in season ten.
Speaker 2Ah, that's melrose Place, you freak.
Speaker 3I would definitely remember this.
Speaker 1Valerie doesn't leave for a bit, and then Melissa Joonhart, Oh.
Speaker 2My god, don't listen to Tori, you guys.
Speaker 3Let's talk about the good storyline.
Please.
Speaker 1Valery never leave.
She stays to the bitter end.
Speaker 2No she doesn't.
She does leave towards the end.
Speaker 3What where did she go?
I thought she was at my wedding.
Somebody doesn't remember.
I can't do this with you anymore.
Week she leaves, she comes to the wedding, though she leaves.
Speaker 1Doesn't leave, you, guys.
Speaker 2He does.
She leaves a few episodes early.
Speaker 3It says that she leaves in season nine, episode eight.
That's not a few episodes earlier.
That's like the whole Yeah, it's like a big season.
Speaker 1Why did she leave?
Speaker 3She liked us.
Speaker 2They do fifty million weird things to her before then it's crazy.
Speaker 1Oh boy, where was she going that she left?
Speaker 3Amy doesn't remember look at her.
Speaker 1Everybody leaves Jen, we never leave.
No, we never left.
Speaker 3We still just to talk about Brandon and giving the tickets to Tracy.
He should have listened to his instinct.
He doesn't know give them to her.
Speaker 2No, And then suddenly he acts like he does.
He's wishy washy.
Speaker 1He's not into her, So why does he do it?
Speaker 2I don't understand.
Speaker 1You see it on his face.
Speaker 2Here's my problem with her, And she's so mad.
Then she storms out, but then she goes to Malibu.
Then she's sort of cold to him.
Speaker 1Then she's me thought she said, stormed out and goes to Malibu because we're dealing with the storm.
Speaker 2And then he asks her again do you want to go?
And she says I would love to.
Speaker 3Like it's just like she says, I'm sorry, I know, but really, this girl needs to really get garner up some more self worth because she's kind of being dicked around by.
Speaker 2Ours or realized she's been dating this guy.
She's in college and she's been dating this guy for only a handful of months.
Speaker 3Chill out, like it's a little aggressive.
Speaker 2Yeah, you don't have to go to Hong Kong with a guy that you've just been dating in college.
It's just like crazy.
Speaker 3Also, they look old.
Speaker 2I'm not gonna lie.
They do not look like they're seniors in college.
Four both of them look like they're thirty.
Speaker 1How dare you?
How do we look?
Speaker 3Do we look like we're in college?
Speaker 2In the show?
Yeah, you look more so accurate?
Speaker 3We were the right age.
Speaker 1Honestly we actually were.
Yeah, yeah, okay, they look older.
Just guys go back to like your first love and like you're dating someone.
Let's say she's totally in love with him, he gets invited by First of all, I cannot believe he admits to her that his parents do know about her, but you don't know what I know?
That so embarrassed.
Speaker 2That was just weird.
Speaker 1That was just so weird.
But imagine your boyfriend.
You're in love with him, this is real to you.
Let's say it's and even six months.
You fall hard at that age, and he has two tickets and he's going to visit on Spring Bay his parents.
Why would you not be crushed if it wasn't you.
Speaker 3Yeah, you would want to go.
Speaker 1Think about we're all old and cynical now, but think about when you're in your twenties and you think every guy is going to be the one, the one for the rest of your life.
Like she in her mind she's gonna marry Brandon Walsh.
This is the first time to go meet his parents.
I'd be pissed if I if he's had two tickets and he wasn't taking me.
Speaker 3That's what.
Speaker 1Yeah, she was mad, right, And do he feel guilty for it now?
Speaker 2No?
Speaker 3But I still don't care.
Speaker 1Why what?
Speaker 3Because I don't want Brandon to take her?
Plain and simple.
Speaker 2Yeah, I think it's weird too.
Speaker 1Listen, Kelly, Taylor's because you want him.
Speaker 3Take yourself out of it.
I'm sorry, I can't it will not.
Speaker 1Wait he ended up taking Kelly?
Speaker 2Wait?
Speaker 1Wait, wait, who is he taking?
Speaker 3Don't tell me if you know?
Speaker 2Sure, I don't remember.
I'm not going to I actually don't remember.
Speaker 3Okay, let's please go.
Speaker 2But the next thing is weird.
It's like, no, I think we were like kind of finished up the show, like it's just sort of a mess, Like this episode is just kind of like messy.
And once again we just have so many disjointed storylines.
Oh wait, we haven't talked about you though, Tori Donna.
Speaker 3That's what I was saying, Oh, so.
Speaker 2Sorry, that's a good storyline.
Speaker 3Donna's dad has a stroke oo awful, and it was so like David watched.
David was there and then you turn man, you turned on him in the hospital.
You were like, it's your fault that he's here.
Speaker 1At a moment, I know.
And I was so excited when this storyline started because I was like, oh, look at them, They're not just back like after the last day with Donna's grandmother and David.
I was like really like, oh my god, this is the Donna David energy.
Yes, that is so like makes my heart as a fan.
Even though she was wearing high heels and at school, does anyone do that they wear high heels?
Speaker 3I don't think anymore.
I don't think anymore.
Speaker 1No, they did.
Speaker 3I used to wear high heels to go to grade school.
So yeah, what I used to wear high heels in sixth grade because I thought I was the.
Speaker 1Shot define high heels, like just like a little.
Speaker 3Like I thought I was Madonna, Like like it was a close toe pump a pump.
Speaker 2Whoa.
Speaker 3That would have been probably two or three inches for sure.
Three I'm gonna go three because I never did anything like half ass.
So I started dressing for Donna when I was in sixth grade.
Yeah, oh my god.
Speaker 1Very hard to like navigate a campus and get to class and live me.
That's me.
That's why I have varicos or spider babies now because Donna just always running in heels.
Speaker 3That's so true.
Speaker 1The scene with David and doctor Martin.
Speaker 2Good acting because at first when he listened to his tie, I was like, oh no, this is it, this is it, and it came back to me and then I was like, oh no, maybe he's just relaxed.
Nope, good acting by that guy.
That guy is really good.
Good acting in the hospital.
I mean, that's hard.
Speaker 1Michael Darrell, this was hard for me to watch because sorry, I'm not going to make it all sad sad.
Please do tell what your folk.
My real life dad died from a stroke.
Speaker 3So it's but later after the show.
Speaker 1Wait, yes, yes, in two thousand and six.
But this show has a way of like, it's not like they predicted the future.
It's not like foreshadowing.
No one could have knowd But it's heartbreaking to think when the character Brenda had a lump in her breast and Shannon went on to have cancer.
And I don't know if there's hopefully there's no other things, but I'm just saying my TV dad had a stroke and then my real dad died years later from me.
Speaker 3Yeah, I'm sure that was hard to watch.
Yeah, definitely, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1No, it was just fine.
Speaker 3Yes, it was triggering, I must say, yeah, I'm sure.
Speaker 2And the performances were so good.
You were really good, Brian was really good.
This storyline was so well done, so well written, so well acted that it's like, that's why I'm like, Okay, that's actually so good.
Even that you get mad at David, that is real, then you say sorry and he's there and the whole thing, and then we kind of have this clowney stuff at the same time.
Speaker 3Yeah, I thought, for sure, like why Donna would have called Kelly or told her Claire that was weird.
Yeah, yeah, nobody was there to support you, but maybe you just weren't, you know, you didn't think.
Speaker 2Well, And there's one mention of that by you, Jenny.
You say, when you get to the beach house, I can't reach David and Donna something like that to sort of acknowledge it.
But yeah, I agree that you' all have cell phones.
David would have called everybody.
Speaker 1Yeah, Michael Durrell one of the best humans I've ever worked with.
Not only is he just as kind in real life, but he was so nurturing on set.
So it wasn't hard to play watching him go through that because I really felt that for him.
He really was like a father figure to me, so kind and so nurturing to me, and he was always there for me.
It's a good human.
Speaker 3Well, what do you guys rate it?
Speaker 1What's gonna happen with this beach house?
Going to keep going?
Speaker 2No?
Speaker 1Is it the new Hollywood Hills House?
Speaker 2No?
I think we're just done with that house.
I mean, I'm gonna give Tory storyline a ten.
Your storyline, Jenny is really bad.
You're fine, but it's just it's like a four.
Yeah, So I mean they I'm gonna land on like a seven.
Speaker 3I guess I hate that.
I hate that averaging things out because they know it's really not fair.
Speaker 1At this point, it's sadly they've gone it's different shows, it's not just one shows.
Speaker 3But it's always been that way, Like it's always been like there's some great storyline and then there's some doopy, duppy like.
Speaker 1But it was better connected before.
It's just so disjointed that it's justointed.
It's very hard to watch sometimes.
Speaker 3Well, I'm gonna give it a ten anyway, because somebody got a ten in it.
Someone going to go with that one.
What's that called the learning curve?
The grading and the curve?
The curve, you're not really creating on a curve, no, just going to the top.
Speaker 2I mean, yeah, I'm gonna look.
Do I enjoy it?
Yes, it's a good episode too.
I enjoy it.
Speaker 1Of course.
Speaker 2I'm not like, oh, this is painful to watch.
It's just at times I'm like, this is so silly, and then whoa, this is so good.
And then, like I said, the Valerie Rob relationship is really kind of interesting until the money trope, and I'm like, again.
Speaker 1They just could have done so much more with him.
They have this hot guy, like, think of some really cool storyline with the two of them.
They want to keep watching them.
Okay, I guess I'm gonna get it.
I don't know eight point five.
Speaker 3Yeah, fare again, I'm gonna put my foot down.
You you should give it a ten because you love that storyline.
Speaker 2I guess you could do if if part of it is a ten, it's a ten.
Speaker 3Yep, that's my that's my new ruling of part of it is a ten, go with a ten.
Speaker 1So people are gonna look back in podcast history and see the storm morning.
The three of us gave it a ten, fine ten, ten.
Speaker 3I love it, perfect score.
Okay, what do we have next week?
We have get ready for Spring Breakdown?
Oh boy, that sounds intense.
Oh boy, I'm excited.
Speaker 1Breakdown Spring.
It's happening, isn't it.
Speaker 3Breakup?
Speaker 1Breakdown, Spring, Spring Breaks, the Hong Kong Trip.
Speaker 3Oh wow, Break twenty four.
Everybody watch it.
Speaker 1Get excited.
Speaker 3Yeah, I'm excited.
I might watch it.
Speaker 1Hope there's no sharks in those Spring Breakdown waters.
Speaker 3Oh that's it for today.
Guys, have a great day.