Hi, it's Lisa.

I am going to be drinking a lot.

Just get to the beating.

We were young and drinking in UN pendejo Grande first.

Now you probably know me better as depo.

Big thick quitters never give up.

Go ahead.

Repping for all of quitters.

Never give up.

Check off Christopher, Check off.

Jen Pastorini, check off Lindsay.

Hello, Drew.

The great Ed Wynn, ladies and gentlemen.

I love him.

I love to ride on because I said quitters never give up.

And he said that's all they do.

Bring on the boobies, bring those back.

Ola party people it is Quitters never give up episode 192.

Singing if you know it, Yeah.

Not cool.

Go not.

Cool.

All right, it's a drinking show, episode 192.

Lindsay's mad.

But I, I think we're going to, we're going to hear the, the origin of that theme and a lot of other clips in there.

It could be part of a game where I asked who hates Bean.

I.

It's OK.

No, I'm, I'm, I'm.

I love it.

I think it's funny, but.

You know, all right, well, I take parts of what happened that week and I incorporate it into the theme.

And so that was just such a cool theme.

That was an earworm.

I remember Kevin was talking about earworms.

I was just singing that all day.

Gee, Faith Bean, the chief hates me.

The chief?

I just couldn't.

Oh.

My God.

Yeah, the.

Chief hates me.

It was just stuck in my head all day.

All right, Who are those people?

Those are the quitters.

Let's say hello to them.

Let's say hello to Jen.

Hi, Jennifer.

All Jennifer's are hot, by the way, so I'm very delighted to have you on the phone here.

Hey, Jennifer.

Hey party people, glad to be back.

Me too.

All right.

Who's next?

The special Lindsay leggings complete with built in knee pads.

Hi Lindsay and her leggings.

Hello.

And let's say hello to.

Oh, I guess I don't know anything about you don't know about his, his pensions.

Pensions.

Yeah.

But Drew has always loved the strippers and the adult actresses.

Yeah, I had no idea.

How you doing, Drew?

I'm doing great.

He is correct.

Nice.

And then Edwin is on assignment at Crew World.

And of course, I'm Christopher.

One more.

Let's go to Chris.

No, we're out of questions.

We're out of questions.

Sorry Chris, I'm doing a drawing all.

Right, they're out of questions for me.

I I also have messages.

I want to put in my 2 cents on the last episode.

I'm telling you right now, Renee Zellweger is a definite bell.

OK, there's Empire Records I could point to.

There's Jerry Maguire I could point to other movies.

She is a definite bell.

Sorry, Steve, I mean.

This book is Renee Zellweger.

I'm not really sure.

I don't.

I don't think that's a bell.

I don't think so.

Me, myself and Irene.

Kevin, what do you think?

You, Sir, are crazy.

Yeah, I don't know.

No, no Bell.

To each his own.

We had a conversation one time and we're talking about Angelina Jolie and how beautiful she was and everything.

I don't think she is, but that's like, everyone has their own opinion.

It's fine.

Did Angelina Jolie ask about Kevin speaking in an earworm?

Yeah, that.

Was too.

I don't know, but Angelina Jolie's got a lot of other things that Renee Zellweger does not have.

I'll just say that.

Right.

If we're just looking at beauty itself, that's just not what I my idea of it.

But that's it's like I said, it's so subjective.

Doesn't matter.

Yeah.

Love you Stone man.

She really has the long arms.

I think that's the thing with.

And the really big lips.

And it's just not.

Oh, the lips are fine though.

I'll take the lips.

Yeah, OK.

This is why the bowel is cancelled.

Make that.

Can't have nice things.

All right now we'll turn it over to Lindsay for the week.

That was all.

Right.

Press the button, my friend.

Send me back into time.

Edwin, our listener, Edwin, he's a funny man.

Edwin's funny pretty much every time.

Funny, funny man.

It's a new.

Day you can't.

Power feature present to Meet the Club, 2014.

This just is what it is and I can't really explain it or excuse it.

I love it and if you don't like it, don't worry about it.

Go and do something else.

Thanks Chris Martin, this is the week that was May 12th to 16th 2014.

So we do have a game to start the week that was, although it has been slightly scooped.

Oh, you know, before we start, I noticed that Eddie was rocking a turtleneck, a black turtleneck last week.

Kind of looked like a beat poet.

Is that the right word?

A beat beat poet?

So I wanted to ask Lisa May what she thought of of his look.

Super Duty.

In this like.

Really sexy way.

Like, yeah.

By the way, Ralph felt the exact same way.

I did.

I did.

I loved it.

All right.

First question.

Law enforcement officials asked what was going on.

It turns out he was on vacation, all right?

Did he know he was on vacation?

I don't know what he knows anymore.

So this is not referring to Edwin and I think Christopher, you already know.

So Jen or Drew, do you know who this might be referring to?

A story about someone in 2014.

2014 I'm going to go ahead and say who was the guy to marry Britney Spears?

Kevin Federline.

That guy, yeah.

Kevin Federline.

That is incorrect, Christopher.

What happened?

I don't remember.

Haven't played the answer then.

I think it was Justin Bieber.

Incorrect.

Casey Kasem, He wasn't in danger.

He wasn't well.

That's good news.

He wasn't spirited away by his wife to Washington state this week, law enforcement officials asked what was going on.

It turns out he was on vacation.

So like his wife was hiding him and his kids were looking for him.

Yeah, that's a crazy story 'cause his wife was that tall blonde lady on Cheers that was dating Carla's ex-husband.

Yeah, she was on the what is it the Tortellis?

That was a spin off of Cheers.

So Carla's ex-husband got a on Cheers, got a spin off of Cheers where he was married to a new blonde tall woman and Kelsey Grammar, right?

No.

Oh, OK no, Carla was the real Pearlman.

Oh, yeah, OK.

And so.

She was married to Danny DeVito.

Well, but not on the show.

Real life.

Real life.

But yeah, in real life she was married to Danny DeVito.

But on the show she was married to some guy who was just kind of like a standard East Coast guy.

I don't know.

Yeah, stay on target, Stay on target.

Nick Yeah.

And so they had a sitcom, OK.

And she was Yeah.

And she kept yeah.

Casey Kasem had like some weird Louis something disease and he just couldn't.

He was a kind of no.

Not Lou Gehrig's it was something different.

But yes he did listen to the full segment and you'll remember.

But I don't even remember cause editor's note it was Louis body dementia.

Next question, can you identify what this is referring to?

It looks like a firecracker surrounded by roast beef.

I think I, I think I know what he.

Thinks it is.

What it?

What is it?

It's a knuckle sandwich between the legs.

I'm thinking Arby's.

We have the meats.

Yeah.

Do you ever see the beef in China?

OK, I feel like I'm going to give you half a point here.

Do we see Sarah Silverman's actual vagina or does she just talk about it?

She just talks about it.

OK, which is much funnier because you just get Giovanni his reaction to her vagina.

I'm closing the Bible because she is she is she is a whore who works, who has like about 15 clients a day.

And so she it's been as as Giovanni has a line that says it looks like a firecracker surrounded by roast beef.

Oh.

I was right.

So I realized posting this without context makes it sound even worse, but it was the premiere of A Million Ways to Die in the West this week, starring of course, Ralph Garman.

So Sarah Silverman, I believe, plays a horror in it.

I've never seen that in its entirety.

I've only seen clips.

Oh man, it's a.

Funny movie I I've heard I've in the clips I've seen.

I've laughed.

But.

Never seen it and Ralph is hilarious.

Take off your hat, boy.

That's a dollar bill I've seen.

I've seen nothing.

OK, so this next clip, it was like a record scratch moment for me.

I had to listen over and over again because this sounds so familiar to another story but four years later.

That girlfriend that he killed was the girl that he was having an affair on his wife with and she was also married and he apparently the altercation with the axe happened because she had told him she was going to leave her husband for him and did not.

Sickle neighbor penis.

What?

My God?

My God.

I was like, wait, what?

Did he just say?

Go back, go back.

That was four years before penis sickle boom.

But they did a call in segment about would a murderer be a deal breaker when you're dating?

But that's.

Yeah.

Would you date somebody who's actually killed somebody?

I was dating would would a murderer be a deal breaker?

Yeah, no deal Breakers it.

It was killed somebody because they said if you accidentally killed somebody or if you did it in self-defense, that was also part of the thing.

So it wasn't quite You were a murderer.

It got real dark.

OK, next one.

This is typically for Christopher.

I I love the Midwest.

As you guys know, it's one of the best parts of this country and especially Michigan, one of the most beautiful places in the world.

And there's a town in Michigan, a small town between Detroit and Ann Arbor that has been in the news lately.

Kevin, I know you've been following the story of the Phantom.

Kevin, I know you've been following the story of the Phantom.

Pooper.

Pooper, pooper.

Everybody knew that one.

I went to see the spot.

They're a landmark.

Drew's got pictures in front of you.

I should be surprised, but I'm not.

All right, moving on.

If you get mugged, don't yell.

And why not?

Because then it'll make it worse and they'll kill you.

Maybe when he went to Spain or something, but.

That is close enough that I will give you 2.

Half points you should.

Give you that so.

You give the Brad Williams of points.

Tip for travelers to Brazil for the World Cup.

If you get mugged, don't yell.

So this was right before the World Cup when Brad Williams and Kevin were going to Brazil.

Well, and I think wasn't there a whole thing or Kevin, because I'm in, I'm now I'm just behind Eddie, This whole thing where Kevin was racing Brad Williams to see if he could run faster.

Brad Williams always did a bunch of crazy stuff.

He he tells his Hadouken story this week too, which was hilarious.

I did not include that, but I might include it at the end because Eddie sent me a janky clip of Hadouken.

All right, Kevin is sad.

You sound kind of kind of sad, Kevin.

What's going on?

And I have a bonus clip if you don't get this.

Why do you reckon Kevin is sad?

I was, I was going to say they took down his poster at Arclight.

All right, bonus clip.

You know, you know, we go to Subway every morning, every morning, every single morning.

Yep.

I'm always surprised by that because you can get different things.

Uh huh.

Change up the sandwich a bit.

A little healthier.

They discontinued something at Subway.

Can you guess what it might be?

They discontinued his Like Frito sandwich.

It was like a enchilada Frito sandwich.

Very good.

I don't.

Know if you remember, but during the Super Bowl they had a commercial for the Fritos Chicken Enchilada Melt.

Oh my God, that's amazing, right?

Yes, right.

They had Chip go to the subway to talk to the subway worker, who apparently knew all of their subway orders by heart.

Yeah, apparently they went every day to Subway and so they all had the same order and his was the Frito Enchilada Melt.

All right, they played Kevin and Veena Roki, and this was the advent of another famous contest inspired by Kev Dog.

Can you guess what it might be?

Kevin no.

Kevin No.

No.

We'll find that.

He makes us guess.

Well, I'm just throwing up fish in a barrel.

OK, so maybe this will help.

Whistling the hits.

Nope, you're close, but you're you're missing a keyword here.

Kevin Blow hums the hits.

A lot of Blow in there.

Come on, Greg.

All right, that fits in the tantrum.

Yes.

And the song Money Grabber Walker.

And as we heard in the intro that Kevin and Bina Roki is where we heard this.

We were young and drinking in the part.

Hey, it sounds like she knows it.

The funny thing was is that when he did that clip and they were cuz he played a bunch of like fake clips before it.

He played wheel in the sky when it was about to sing.

It faked everybody out when he actually sang.

I thought he was playing an Armenian comedian clip.

Yeah, I mean, it's funny because the first time he did it, he did a Bastille song.

He did something that everybody laughed at and they drove away.

So we know.

We know who hates Bean.

Apparently Bean was in town for something and asked to see his dad and his dad said no.

I don't think so.

Well, his brother John was travelling to Vegas to see the chief and Bean bought a ticket to go to Vegas.

And what what happened was, is that he called the chief his dad to say I got a ticket, I'll, I'll come down.

And the chief was like, no, thank you.

And then a couple and then a couple days later, the chief texts him like, hey, we got to ride on a boat.

So your brother and I are going to go on a boat.

But he had already told him not to come.

It was pretty funny.

Oh, that's funny.

Ralph was just ripping him to shreds the whole time.

Very much so, yes.

So what Ralph Catch phrase was coined in these two weeks of May 2014?

Like a monkey.

No, we did that a month ago.

OK, I was just trying.

Jen 5 guarantee no OK playing the clip.

This is from May 7th, which is the Monday before.

Wait, wait, is it?

Is it?

Big.

Thick.

No, no.

Mute.

Hey, Ralph Garmin hot fudge.

Holy moly.

Yeah.

OK, boy, wonder what's going on?

My new catch phrase.

You like it?

Hot fudge.

Holy fudge.

Holy moly.

I think it'll catch on.

I think so too.

It needs to be a big, big hit.

Sure.

Already got the T-shirts printed up so fingers crossed you know what I'm saying?

OK, still no song though, so the next clip is from May 9th.

This is a little bit long.

Hot fudge.

Holy moly, it's Friday.

It is Friday, in time for our final show, Beat of the week.

You like my new My new gin, My new slogan.

I don't try it again.

Hot fudge.

Holy moly, it's Friday.

Holy sells it.

It's a good delivery.

Hot fudge.

Holy moly.

That's not bad.

My new catch phrase.

OK.

And I said that the other day.

I'm trying to.

I'm trying to make that my new catch phrase.

Right.

And I had forgotten where I got that from.

I've been saying it my whole life.

OK, on and off.

And then a listener sent in a reminder saying that is from an old kids show.

An old TV show.

Really.

Yeah.

And I and he sent me the clip, but I said, Oh my God, that's right.

I remember watching that as a little kid and it always stuck with me.

And what made you decide to bring it back this week?

I, I don't know, it just just, I, I say it off and on in my real life and it just, I just said on the air, I said, that sounds awesome.

Hot fudge.

Holy moly.

And now I now I have a Jingle for it.

Oh, really?

From the kid show.

It's the actual musical stab from the kid show where they used to say it.

What's Yeah, that's my new song, Hot Fudge Moly Moly.

So from now on, I'm going to say, well, that's going to be my when you say it, am I supposed to play it?

It's going to be my K Rocket greeting to all the listeners out there.

I'm going to go on with a lot of energy.

Go Hot Fudge.

Holy moly.

What's forget a good mood.

And it does actually have a good time.

It does actually.

It's going to be a huge sensation.

Get the T-shirts printed out.

I got bumper stickers.

Oh, we're gonna have a good time with that.

Gonna make a million.

Yeah.

All right, so now Lisa tries to get into the mix.

They're talking about Jon Hamm getting a wax figure at Madame Tussauds.

Jon hilariously said.

A lot of people would say this describes my acting on Mad Men.

A lot of waxy stares and a lot of silent brooding.

But did you see see it last night?

Oh, I did.

Oh sweetie, it's so no La La La La La La La La.

It is in.

We're into the stratosphere now.

Holy moly, the whole nother little hot fudge.

Holy moly now I was out.

You've been cleared for holy moly.

I've said holy moly, that's a lot.

I don't do the hot fudge.

I gave her a franchise.

And this is the Monday, and the Friday was when he decided to do the song.

So then they had to explain it to Dean.

It's kind of a long clip though, so I think I'm going to skip that.

So I noticed this week that they mess up a lot more than they give themselves credit for.

And very few of those get translated into moments or things that other people make fun of them for.

So I have named this segment The Week of Suck.

All right, so we start bright and early Monday morning.

Good.

Morning everybody.

Brand new.

Kevin and Bean show it is Monday the 10th of May.

What's up party people?

What's happening?

Well, it's the 12th of May.

Yes, it is.

So there's that.

Make a note.

Thank you, Lisa.

You're welcome.

All right then, we've got Bean.

You go to krock.com for all the details.

How do I screw up sayingkrock.com, by the way?

Yeah, it's new.

I guess so.

Now we've got a bad example.

Let's see if anybody can identify what Bean's talking about here.

Very good.

This is like, it's like having a baby day.

I mean this is like something you work so hard on and today's the day it pops and the rest of us get to get to tickle its little chin.

What the F are you talking about?

Any idea what this terrible example is referring to?

I.

Don't have any idea.

I'm just saying I'm creating an album, releasing it to the world.

It's a little bit like having a baby.

Am I that far off?

I thought you meant like us releasing a record was like you having a baby.

No, no, I'm saying this is all right.

Well, let's start us having a baby.

Yeah, I guess so.

Yeah, we got it.

I guess.

So you're excited.

I could tell.

Who are they talking to?

The Black Keys come out with a new album.

OK, tickling its little.

Feet and last but not least, the weenie roast.

So are you telling me the weenie roast is in two weeks, Kevin?

Is that what you're saying?

Two weeks from today?

Yes.

Or tomorrow even?

No.

Yes, yes, Two weeks from tomorrow.

Right.

I'm not passing.

Very good, very good.

All right.

They played the hardest game in the world for Weenie Rose Tickets and it went horribly, horribly wrong.

So we're going to play along, but we're going to also see how long it takes for them to get to the first contestant.

Here we go.

We're also giving away tickets to the K Rock Weenie Rose 2014, and we're doing it with presenting the hardest game in the world.

Hey, Mr.

Announcer Man, What's going on?

Mr.

Announcer Man is not quite here yet.

We're trying to locate him.

How did this happen?

I don't know, but Dave is frantically searching for him right now.

You're gonna have to be Mr.

Announcer Man until he gets there.

Sounds good.

Alright.

Doesn't this seem like the type of thing that somebody would have given that?

I don't know why you even bring up Ralph, he's not involved in this bit at all.

But somebody should have told Mr.

Announcer Band that we were getting ready to go on the air with the feature.

One might think so, but hey, we're a tight running ship here.

Yep, a tight running ship is what we are.

Those are the best ones, all right.

Hardest Game in the World means that the name of one of the bands that's playing the K Rock Weenie Roast will be said backwards twice and then you have to tell us what band that is.

But you are you do have the possible pool of the bands that are playing the Weenie Rose, OK?

Slight possible moment with Kevin, but we'll give it to him.

One minute in and the game has not started.

Let's keep going.

All right, not Mr.

Announcer, man.

Who's our first contestant, please.

First up is Devin.

He's from.

Why is my voice so weird?

Mr.

Netzerman, You.

You feeling OK?

You sounded weird earlier.

I felt weird earlier.

Now I'm feeling better.

Why don't we don't know Fire beer mug.

Do you feel like you just lost a beard at about £50?

I do.

I feel lighter and cleaner.

All right, first up, I think you said was Devin on lied one.

Let's see how he goes for the hardest game in the world.

Hey, Devin.

Hello, Devin.

We're searching for Devin now.

Yeah, this is Kevin.

Oh, Kevin.

Oh, my God.

This excellent start so far.

This is a tightly run ship.

That's what I understand.

All right, Devin, we're going to play one of the.

His name is Kevin.

Whatever.

Who cares?

Yeah, that's a bad name.

We're going to play you one of the bands backwards twice.

Here you go.

You ready?

Yeah.

There you go, Ed.

One more Time, Ed.

So 2 minutes of lead up to a barely one second clip does.

Anyone.

Know if I believe in one second?

Well, it it's easier when they tell you who the artists are for.

What'd you say, Jen?

Beck.

Nice work, easier my ass.

All right.

That was it.

Yep, and now you tell us who it is Forward.

Nope, can't give it to you more than twice.

Maven.

One of the bands playing the K Rock when he rose, 2014.

Oh dear God, thank you for calling whoever you are.

That was Beck.

Yes, it was.

Would that be?

Would that be the easiest one on the whole list, by the way?

Well, you would think, OK, if this is not an easy game, as I understand it, it's the hardest game in the world.

Nicely done.

Thank you.

Who do we have next?

Next up is Matt.

He's from Brea.

Hey, Matt.

Hey, how are we going, guys?

Very well.

Terrible.

Not not good.

I I mean, Matt.

Here you go.

Here's your band.

He's Neva.

One more time.

He's Neva.

Avicii.

Yes.

Damn, Jen.

Oh, come on.

I agree again.

Very similar.

Backwards as forwards.

Yes, I think I heard it.

Avicii.

Did you say Avicii?

Yes, I did.

All right.

Well, good.

I'm glad.

I'm glad that we're taking his word for it in a game.

All right, you hold on.

So this just goes more and more and more S There end up being two people in the drawing and then Lisa's trying to mix them up and they're like just picking them, God damn it.

It's very funny.

So apparently there's some kind of sports thing that happened where someone was racist and then some people were upset about it and I wasn't really that interested in it.

But Lightning did a set of interviews.

This is about 3 minutes long and we're going to close with this, which at least I can dance to.

Here we go.

Lightning reporting from Staples Center.

Let's talk to some Clippers fans.

What do you think is the best suitor for the team?

Well, not Shelly.

How about Floyd Mayweather?

No, anything's better than Sterling, right?

Well, how about Floyd Mayweather and Justin Bieber?

No, but Justin Bieber.

Well, how about Doctor Phil and Doctor Drew teaming together?

Doctor Drew, I would deal with, yeah.

What changes would you like to see made in the team under new ownership?

Well, they got Doc Rivers, they got a lot of class, and Oprah.

Oprah.

Well, excuse the mouthfuls and fight a team, that'd be all right.

You've never heard of Oprah?

Yes.

You know Justin Bieber.

Yeah.

Yeah, You know Justin Bieber.

You don't know Oprah.

Unfortunately, I've had season tickets since 1987.

The greatest thing that's ever happened to the Clippers was getting rid of Donald Sterling.

David, how long you been a clip fan?

I've had tickets for 16 years.

Let's talk potential new ownership of the franchise.

You know, it's more who I don't want there.

I have a strong opinion about Shelly and I I so strong that I even asked my my Clipper guy if when's my when can I cancel next year?

Because if she's still on, I don't know if I want them.

Yeah.

I don't care about who the owner is.

I care about who it isn't.

It's all about getting ready to shell it.

How about magic?

Magics, you know.

Magics.

Another good one, you know.

Floyd Mayweather Junior and Justin Bieber.

I don't know about.

Justin Bieber, Diplo, Skrillex, Keanu Reeves.

OK.

Diplo.

Hell yeah, Diplo, definitely.

Who do you think should buy the team and why?

Donald Sterling.

No.

Who should buy it?

I don't think he should sell it.

Oh, really?

Why?

Because I don't think you should force somebody to sell a team that he owns just because he has bad thoughts.

What's your name, Teddy.

All right, Teddy, I can see your clip band based on the jersey here.

So, as you know, Donald Sterling may be forced to sell the team.

Donald Sterling.

OK, well, there's potential owners like David Geffen, Larry Ellison, Oprah.

How about that?

Magic Johnson?

Magic Floyd Mayweather?

The Malcolm in the Middle Kid, Doctor Dre Doctor.

All doctors.

I didn't want anyone to own them.

He just wants them to be unowned.

Half all doctors.

Yep.

Lighting.

That was very entertaining.

How hard were you dancing during that thing, though?

That.

What nightclubs did you tape those interviews at?

Kevin turned to a dance party, didn't he?

Certainly did.

Like it's a lightning dance party.

And that is the week that was Eddie.

Come back, please.

And when are we next recording Kevin?

Two weeks from today, yes.

Or tomorrow even?

No.

Yes, yes.

Two weeks from tomorrow, Right.

Or Sunday.

I'm not passing.

Back to you, Steve.

I love it.

That was the whole Donald Sterling controversy.

That was cool.

Yeah, I totally forgot about that until now.

Yeah, so did I, and it wasn't any more interesting realisting to it except.

For that.

Did you?

Did you see the TV special?

The mini series I had that was awesome.

That was Al Bundy was the Donald Sterling.

So what happened?

They just Ed.

O'Neill.

Ed O'Neill yeah, it's the guy's crazy, the guy is.

The guy was absolutely bonkers and he just wanted everybody to like him, but he was a total Dick.

Totally.

So he was my fucking landlord.

Fuck, you lived in a slump.

You were.

In one of his buildings.

Yeah.

And they were just Dicks, yeah.

And he would do weird things like he graduated from Roosevelt High School cuz he, he grew up in a neighborhood where I grew up, Boyle Heights.

It used to be very Jewish when he was a kid or when he was growing up.

And so he went to Roosevelt High School and he would go back and do fundraisers cuz he, cuz he would follow in.

What was the owner for the Lakers?

Oh fuck, they're drinking too much.

Jackson.

Bill Jackson.

Yeah, Bill Jackson was a coach.

You did it.

Yeah, he.

Was a coach, I remember the coach, the owner later, but he wanted to be just like the owner from the Lakers.

So he would throw these charity events and all he had to say was he belonged to he, he was an alumni from Roosevelt to get everybody to like him.

But he just pretended like he didn't know anybody or who the school was.

And he even got facts about the school wrong.

It was insane.

It was insane how much he wanted to be liked but had no personality or willingness or ability to be liked.

Well, and it's funny because my uncle played professional football as a quarterback and he was kind of always a Dick.

And then once he got fame and money, he became a bigger Dick.

So I mean, there's just some people that kind of they just that level of insecurity, whatever that just comes out is assholeness, you know, whereas other people can make money, like a Keanu Reeves polar opposite.

He makes a bunch of money and then pays people's rents and all sorts of good stuff.

That's all I'm saying.

Yeah, Slumlord Redliner.

The owner for the Lakers was Jerry Buss.

So here we go.

They were they grew up.

They kind of like came up together in in real estate.

And so he wanted to be just like Jerry Buss, who everybody loved, but he was just total, a total Dick.

It was weird.

Are we doing the flashback?

Hello and welcome to a very special flashback.

Because I'm going to introduce you now flashbacks.

And.

Now.

Flashbacks.

Let's have a look at this.

Just play the intro.

OK so this the flashback doesn't need an introduction and we only heard this flashback like 3 months ago but here's the story.

So it was the first time I had to do jury duty and they make you get up and you have to be at

court at 8:00 in the morning and I'm exhausted.

I've got where all these things and I'm just fuck it man.

It's bullshit.

The wig, the whole system's fucked up.

So right before I leave, I grab a little corner piece of the chocolate THC and pop it in my mouth and off I go.

I've got to get down there early.

I've got to get the.

I have to leave my dogs at the store 'cause I have no one else to take care of them.

And then so I go to jury duty and I get to listen to February 11th, 2014.

And, and it's like you're in a room of ombies and like, oh, whatever, government told me to be here, just have to be here.

And I'm the only one like pissed off about it.

So I go find a little chair and I sit down.

I got my headset in.

I'm listening and it's the I'm bringing back this like a monkey and I'm in there just laughing my ass off.

No one ever was just cuddling me.

Fuck.

And this one lady comes and she sits down in front of me.

Wow, you're really having a good time.

I'm like, podcast.

It's all about podcast.

And then fortunately we got excused there like a few minutes later because they settled it or whatever.

But it's like, don't wake my ass up early to be down here and then cancel.

That's bullshit.

So anyway, so I brought that one back because I think you guys would really love it.

But actually the first one I'm going to do is this is what Eddie sent me this clip and it's a classic and it's wonderful and it's an amazing interview.

The interview itself is not funny, so we just have the end part of it.

Well, we don't usually have boy bands on the Kevin Bean Show, but when we do, we try to make it someone from The Beatles.

Our next guest followed, being one of the most beloved rock groups of all time to carve out not just a phenomenal solo career, but he's in the Guinness Book World Records as the world's most successful musician and songwriter too.

He is the one and only.

The legendary Sir Paul McCartney joins us on the Kevin Mean Show right now.

Hi, Paul.

Paul McCartney out there is the tour Sunday, August 10th at Dodger Stadium.

Do not sleep on this.

Tickets available right now through tickets.com or you can win some right now.

If your caller is 1011 or 12 at 1-800-520-1067.

Call the Kevin Mean Show right now.

Win your way in to see the great Paul McCartney.

I don't know if we'll ever have a chance to do this again, Sir Paul, but thank you so much for the time.

It's a real honor to have you on the program today.

That's really nice interview.

So I hope to see you at the gig.

Absolutely, Sir.

Thanks for the call.

Make it a date.

Thank you.

Bye.

Bye.

See you guys.

Oops.

He was saying he was saying goodbye.

Just for the record, I didn't hang up on Paul McCartney.

That was mugs.

Hey, I thought that it was mugs.

Of course it was mugs, Holmie writes in listening to the interview, enjoying it very much until the end.

And Kevin makes the Guinness work of World Records, is the only person to ever hang up on Paul McCartney.

Come on, he said goodbye like 3 different times.

I thought he was done right?

But what would it have hurt you to wait until you heard the click on his end of the phone rather than hang up on the man mugs?

What would that have hurt you?

How dare you?

I don't know, man, we got to get rid of him.

You're you're trying to blame your screw up on mugs so that we can fire mugs?

Yes, I'm fine with that.

OK, good.

I'm fine with blaming it on mugs.

Absolutely fine blaming it on mugs.

I'm with Kevin here.

The man said goodbye in six different ways.

And people are awkward on the phone.

I've got to answer my phone all day, right?

And I'm like, OK, I got your order all.

I'll give you a call when I get it.

But they're like, OK, and you have a good day.

Bye.

Thank you, I love you.

Know how to just stop?

Yeah, exactly.

You lost me at a phone call, honestly.

Well, OK, if you listen.

OK, has this happened the week, not this week, but the week before, the week when we were off.

And the weird thing is you listen to the interview.

This is Bean's dream interview and it's a excellent interview.

I'm not a fan of The Beatles.

There's so much Beatles stuff out there, it's almost not interesting to to have a Beatles interview or see more Beatles stuff.

But the way Bean approached his interview, the things he asked him, everything that covered his career at the fandom, the the popularity and and everything he was doing now is stuff with Dave Grohl.

Everything was just really entertaining and a great interview and if Kevin had waited like 5 seconds it would have been perfect for Bean.

Mm hmm.

But it wouldn't have been such a momentous moment, and I'll bet we wouldn't be covering it here.

True, exactly.

But I'm, I'm, I'm sure Bean is not.

Bean isn't thinking of that.

Bean's just kind of thinking of man.

That interview went great.

And and you could hear in Paul's, in Paul McCartney's voice that he was happy to be interviewed by Bean because it's like this guy actually knows what he's talking about.

This isn't actually a really good, engaging interview.

And so that's why he was like, all right, well, let's make it a day.

See you guys, you know.

Yeah, he was saying goodbye.

He was like, see you guys, I'm going to buy you a yacht and and take you all cruising and you know, definitely not.

You definitely know Paul McCartney.

Right, so now let's go back to Like a Monkey.

Tragic news today.

We lost a legend.

I'm sure Kevin hated her too.

Shirley Temple passed away yesterday.

The age of 85.

Just no interest.

Kevin hates.

The Beatles are pretty spies.

Poor little Shirley Temple Black, the adorable little child star who got this country through the Great Depression.

Why are you yelling at me?

Because you're horrible, but I don't have any.

You hated her and she was a sweetheart.

I have no interest in that story whatsoever.

Have you ever seen a Hayden Temple film?

No, don't say no.

I guess that was the answer.

Oh, no.

It's got the Black Plague crawling all over it.

She was a remarkable entertainer.

Fantastic.

Good.

I'm not against her.

But you're not for her.

You're not for her because you've never seen her.

It was insane how polished and professional and charming and talented she was at the age of 5, when she was America's biggest movie star at the age of five.

Why are you yelling?

Because it's a phenomenon, but it's never been repeated before or since.

But I didn't come on and say I hate her or she's bad.

I didn't.

Remarkable miracle of modern cinema.

Her entire career was a phenomenon.

Congratulations.

I'm happy.

Right with her.

Now she's dead.

I hope you're happy.

No, he is.

He's very happy.

She's dead.

She was the biggest child star of all time ever.

Right.

Child star.

Why don't you hold on there, pal?

Biggest movie star in America?

No, no, I know.

I know that in a row.

I know that.

But what I'm saying is with all the 80 years that have come since then and all the other child stars that have been in front of us, no one like her before.

No one was bigger than Shirley Temple.

No one.

Why are you yelling about her?

Who cares?

A lot of people care.

I'm conceding your point.

You're not.

I am.

You win.

Kevin probably killed her.

Little.

Princess, I think she gave that a rest.

Ralph lost her.

And then she went on to be AUN ambassador for decades and worked for the UNI mean.

She had a whole well, she was AUN ambassador and she worked for the UN.

Yeah, I said she managed both of those things.

She worked for the UN for many, many years.

And then she became an ambassador to countries like Czechoslovakia separately from her work, Ghana and got it as well.

What is happening on this radio show?

She's popular and smart and good.

She was presented with the SAG Lifetime Achievement Award in 2006.

She said when I was three years old, I was delighted to be told I was an actress, even when I didn't know what an actress was.

I have one piece of advice for those of you who want to receive the Lifetime Achievement Award.

Wear sunscreen.

Start early.

She was a movie star at three.

What did you do when you were three, Kevin?

Oh, that's right.

You just crapped your pants and sat around in it and probably wrote on the walls with it.

I'm guessing like a monkey that that was till age 5.

Their end of the lesson.

All right, Shirley Temple Black.

She will be missed.

6.7 K Rock is KROQ.

You're listening to the Kevin

and Bean show at 8:56.

So glad you're in here, Ralph.

I need some backup.

Kevin has just been exasperating.

What are you talking about?

He wants to go to find where Shirley Temple Black where the funeral is and kick her in the head.

I mean, I just think, why?

Why so much hate for America?

Sweetheart, Sweetheart, she made everyone happy.

She got America through the Depression by giving them something to smile and cheer about.

Don't I standing in line for soup?

Don't I hate enough without you guys adding fake hate hate on top of me?

I just wish you didn't hate Shirley Temple.

I don't.

You never, Sweet lady.

By all accounts, a sweet lady.

And you're glad she's dead.

And that makes me sad.

I wish she lived forever.

America's favorite little Princess.

Time for the showbiz beat.

Now here on a Tuesday morning, Ralph Garman joins us.

What was your favorite Shirley Temple movie, Kevin?

Would it be Bright eyes, little Colonel?

Or.

What's the other one?

Spank my hinder.

That's a gun in your life.

You're horrible.

I didn't hate her.

I didn't say anything about her.

You.

You assumed I would, and you attacked.

We said, you know.

Have you ever seen her?

God, no, you said, as if she was something to be reviled and repelled.

Plus she was an old lady, so you automatically hated her for that.

For for living past 50.

She did pass away yesterday at the age of 85.

Remarkable life of achievement, really.

As an actor, as a as a tiny little girl, she was the biggest movie star in the world.

Then she grew up, left the industry, became a diplomat, worked for the UNA, mother, grandmother, great grandmother, had the same husband for 55 years.

Well, accounts just lived a great life.

And Kevin hated her.

Never saw her, never saw her getting out of a limo, flashing her crotch, none of that.

So if you have to go do something you fucking hate and go ahead and take a little bit of some THC chocolate and listen to this segment because then nothing matters.

No, that's honestly how I do grocery shopping, minus this segment.

So next time I'll take it with me and we'll see what happens.

Right, Odd.

And I had no idea walking in, I'm just listening to whatever Kevin and Bean that's coming up on my queue, right.

And it was just, and since I remembered it from a few months ago, I was just, it was awesome.

Thank you, Kevin and Bean and Ralph.

Christopher is full, fast and furious right now, but I was.

Just going to say it's not fast.

And furious.

These motherfuckers are launching themselves into space.

It's like fucking Kolos in space.

I want to see that movie Ceiling fan and.

Little spookier up there.

Oh my God.

All right, podcast roundup.

Let's go before we get launched into space.

Like a monkey.

Oh, it's so good.

I love it.

Like.

A monger.

Podcast roundup.

Here we go.

Beans moving again.

Where we don't know when we don't know when.

All I can't say is holy crap my friends it seems beans moving again.

You get it and.

When you want her to pull out your podcast.

We got it.

Hello to Happy, goodbye to the blue.

Janky.

Podcast Spring on the Bukaki Baby.

That's Megan Holiday.

Megan Holiday has been hosting with Kevin in the afternoons.

And she's kind of, she's good.

I like, I like listening to her.

She's a lot of fun.

So why do we think that is Cuz wasn't Kevin doing?

Didn't they move her later so Kevin could have her spot?

I think Kevin wants to host with somebody.

It's kind of dry.

Totally.

I agree.

He needs someone to talk to.

Yeah, yeah.

I think Marin should come in more often to be honest.

Yeah, true.

That would be fun.

But I think like she's the obvious choice because she's already going to be there and she's used to being there at that time.

So it's kind of just like a smooth transition, but.

Could have brought beer mug back.

Hi, you're a beer mug.

Hi, you're a beer mug.

All right, let's start off with this podcast roundup with the Not Today podcast.

Jen was talking about the first time she drove on the streets.

My first car I ever drove was my dad's Q45.

Oh wow, yeah.

That's a cool car.

Yeah, but the first time he let me drive like on the.

Rd.

Road, not just like around the neighborhood, like I actually drive.

And I think I was.

I was 15.

I had my learner's permit but he waited till the last minute to tell me where to turn and I did not apply.

The brakes, Yeah, you got brakes.

I took out like 3 gardening piles, like big pieces of wood.

With this just.

When he finally pulls up the E brake because the E brake was still in the middle at the time he pulls up the E brake, he goes.

You panic.

You fucking.

Panic and I'm like, I'm 15, you didn't give me much.

Notice he goes.

I kept being like turn, turn.

I was just like, I still drive like that.

Man, this takes me back to when I was teaching my kids to drive.

I taught both the older boys to drive and I had the imaginary brake pedal going the whole time.

I still do that with my wife.

Yeah, some of my worst memories are my parents teaching me to drive.

What did you do, Lindsay?

I was just such an asshole and they were stressed and I was stressed.

My dad didn't want me to turn right on any Reds.

So I sat in this like one lane while this person just blew their horn at me for hours and hours and I wasn't turning and it was just, it was no good.

The thing for me was I was trying so hard not to panic them that I, I was like holding in all this like stress and all this worry and I'm like, you need to apply the brake, apply the brake, brake, brake.

And yeah, luckily they did stop, but it took me back.

We didn't have a nice car like AQ 5 though.

That's a, that's a pretty nice car going over all those garden piles.

That's all I gotta.

Say, what is that?

It's an Infiniti, so it's pretty fancy.

So I got to learn on a 1971 international truck, big, yeah, big truck back then.

And they, my dad, we were on our way out to go camping and he took me out on a dirt Rd.

I got the family in the back.

This is back in the day when you can sit in the bed of the truck with a tailgate down and just sit there and you could bounce the whole time.

So we're going out of dirt road and and then all of a sudden there's a car coming the other way.

I'm like 12.

Like they didn't, they kind of started as young out in the country, right?

And so of course, what do I do?

I scream, Why do you just pull over?

And but it was scary when you know, when you're out there.

And I could, I could not have been any safer, but it was still scary.

I learned on the four O 5 freeway in a 69 Firebird with an old Polish guy yelling at me in broken English and to just say I have no clue what he was yelling at me.

But that was they took me to the driving school next to the comic shop.

And yeah, Oh yeah, Lindsay.

I'm talking about that.

Wait, was this?

Wait, wait, wait.

That was behind the wood driving school.

Yes, yes, yeah, that that's the place.

It's so that's why I learned.

I learned the same way, and in fact, the first time I ever drove on a freeway, my parents said that I couldn't do it until the driving instructor.

Took me so Yep, same.

Thanks man.

I grew up without a car from like 11 to 18.

My mom did not want to drive.

My grandmother drove, but my grandmother drove like every day was a fucking parade.

I grew up in Boyle Heights and my cousins lived in Duarte.

We would leave at 5:00 in the morning to get there, and we'd get there at noon.

There's a famous story.

There's a famous story I'd tell my kids.

My grandmother took us to KFC back when they served everything in the bucket.

She put the bucket on the roof, got in the car and started driving.

We're driving on the street, going back home.

This is about a mile away.

People are yelling at us like El boyo, El boyo.

And she's like, what's going on?

She's looking for a fucking chicken running in the road, drives all the way there.

The bucket of chicken stayed on the roof of the car.

This is how slow my grandmother drove.

Oh.

My God.

So the way I learned, because nobody else, they're coming from me, they heard about the chicken, fucking chicken escaping shit.

I'll boy you, I'll boy you, I'll boy you.

I'll boy you.

So I bought a car and taught myself how to drive.

I bought a car, no insurance.

Just said fuck it I'm going to start driving.

So I drove until I got pulled over and got to fix a ticket.

This is back when they didn't have insurance or insurance wasn't mandatory.

So I just taught myself how to drive.

Jumped on the freeway and everything.

Lucky, yeah.

Well.

It's awesome.

It was that or never drive and that was not what I wanted to do.

Not an option.

You overcame.

That's amazing.

Yeah, OK, let's go over to the 3/4 Human podcast.

This weird guy?

Edwin called.

Let's see what he said.

Hey guys, it's Edwin from LA Mirada.

I have a question for Corny.

Corny, now that you've met Allie McKay, can you tell us why she cries so much?

I've always wondered.

Hey, Ed, Allie cries so much because she's got a heart bigger than Sluggo's coffee mug.

Either that or she's just emotionally hydrated.

Keeps things interesting, right?

Emotionally hydrated.

I've never heard of that before.

Yeah.

Super emotional person, cries a lot, laughs a lot.

That's one of the things I like about her.

Yeah.

She's very.

For real.

And yeah, to put it out there, that's a vulnerable thing.

It is, yeah.

Oh my God, to do this job.

Like.

I'm sure, I'm sure Marcy, you could tell horror stories to do this job and to be an actual human being.

And yeah, right.

You mean to put yourself out there on the radio kind of thing?

Or even podcasts.

I mean, one of the biggest when we did the Saint Jude radiothon, it would get me every time.

Yeah, yeah.

And just to be able to let that go on the on the radio is AI mean that's a thing.

I had to allow myself to do that because you want.

It's a.

Difficult thing, yeah.

Yeah, you do have to put up about.

You sort of have to put up a defensive boundary in front of you so that people who say awful things, which they always do, doesn't get to you, right?

Well, whatever, that's their opinion.

Fortunately, I was used to that as a kid.

Sorry I had to sluggle off there, but you know I I'm like on my second bottle of whiskey so I forgot what that clip was about.

How are you on your second bottle of whiskey in an hour?

And.

20 minutes, one off and you moved to the next one.

We lost yes.

Haven't seen me drinking out of my class the whole time.

He's not finishing off 2 whole bottles, that's over swallowing.

What?

No, you killed the last one.

Yeah, you killed the last one.

Jack Daniels.

God, Really.

OK, so that was Edwin's call.

And this is Kevin talking about Mr.

Wetherby and the Saturday Party Party patrol.

The first time I heard Mr.

Weatherby on the radio, this is he was doing the Saturday night party patrol and he was so drunk.

And I was fascinated that you could be that drunk and be on the radio, and I thought I could do that if that's the requirement is to drink.

Radio is a different beast.

It's a different, yeah, different beast.

I want to hear that show.

I wish I had tape.

I did.

Used to have tape.

I had one sometimes someone dropped an F bomb because they used to go to people's parties at their houses, house parties and just.

Wow, how are you guys doing?

And he's like, we're having a fucking great time and Captain is like, OK, so back to the.

I used to run that show from the studio and there would be times when he would be so passed out or whatever, be like 20 minutes of film, music or whatever cuz he just would disappear.

He's like, Oh yeah, hey, I'm back.

All right, So he's my boss today.

So if that tells you anything.

I love it.

Yeah, I brought that clip in because it's good to hear about Mr.

Wetherby before he became, you know, everybody's boss.

And also cuz drinking.

How how can you run a show drunk like that?

I mean on your second bottle of whiskey and everything.

Are we doing it?

I have no.

Idea Well, no, I, I OK so I heard this being in the LA area and being slightly tied into Los Angeles radio with Westwood one and everything at a time about whether be in his old days and I heard this but what like this was free Internet.

No one had audio of this.

Like you heard these things and you're like that guy.

Never.

I guess that's like hearing this now it's like this.

That really did happen.

OK I I thought that was a lie.

Yeah.

There's a whole bunch of stories about it, but you know, no, no recordings of it.

They did have some rules though.

We used to have strict rules on the Saturday night party patrol.

About as soon as a glass is broken or a fight breaks out or anything, we rush out to the van and then we would call Slugo and go where's the next party?

And he would give us an address.

We would drive there.

Yep, once things started to go South, because once they do at those kind of parties, you.

Know I want to bring this stuff back to radio, right?

It's fun, right?

Positive that it would fly today because we would do everything we could to push parties in that direction and then bolt.

I mean, you have a good point.

Everything is so politically correct and.

It's very right now.

We might have to wait it out a bit, yeah.

Maybe we can do that for the episode 200.

Nope.

Quitters never come up.

Party patrol?

Nope.

All right, let's go to Kevin in the afternoon.

We got a new Pope this week, and so Kevin and Megan talked to the new Pope.

And I'm being told he's on the phone.

What are the chances of that?

Your Holiness, are you there?

Hey there.

How's it going today?

How you doing there?

It's going well.

How are you today?

It's after midnight there.

I'm pretty happy.

You know, as you can imagine, I'm the freaking Pope.

DA Pope.

Well.

Well, were you surprised?

I was, I was like, it's unbelievable, you know, because I'm from Chicago and usually, you know, in order for something like that to happen so quick, you got to grease some palms, you know, you got a cup of hand out, a couple Benjamins, but next thing you know, they're putting me, they're putting a big hat on me.

I couldn't believe it.

It's unbelievable.

You have two brothers.

Have they been in contact with you now that you're the Pope?

Oh, sure.

Everybody's got their hand out now.

Hey, can you hook me up with God?

Hey, what's K?

Can you put in a good word for me with Jesus?

Everybody wants something from me now.

You know, you're a citizen of the United States and.

Peru.

You know, I'm a citizen of the world.

Peru, you know, Detroit, Chicago, New York.

Wherever I am, I feel like I fitted right at home.

It's unbelievable.

I guess I should ask Cubs or White Sox.

Cubs, baby, the Cubs.

In fact, that's why I picked the name Leo for Pope.

Leo the 14th for Leo Durocher, who was the manager of the cups from 1966 to 1972.

Wow, You had that ready to go.

Did you know you were going to be elected Pope?

All right, You know, you put in your back pocket, you never know when these things are going to happen.

You know, you just keep saying DA prayers.

And God answered, apparently.

It did.

I'm making some changes in the Catholic Church, by the way.

Just let everybody know what's up.

Oh, OK.

Instead of the wine that we serve, you know, for the communion right now, it's going to be old style, my favorite beer out of Chicago.

It's unbelievable.

OK.

And now that communion wafers now are going to be deep dish, deep dish communion wafers.

That sounds good.

It's going to be a mouthful.

But you know, that's what she said.

I might become.

Catholic.

I'm about to convert back.

Let's.

Go Knapple.

Knapple, let's go.

Let's keep going with Kevin.

In the afternoon with Megan, they talked about sexual fetishes.

This was pretty funny.

We were talking about your sexual fetishes.

What do you have?

I suck toes.

You suck toes.

You're the one.

You're the guy.

Do you force them to wash them first?

They.

Must be Immaculate, all right, clean and neat person.

And so yes, they have to be like, absolutely taken care of.

And there's nothing more beautiful than a woman's foot that's gorgeous, that's taken care of, manicured very beautifully.

I can think of more things.

That are a lot more.

Gorgeous than that, you know.

Sure.

Yeah.

I mean, in addition to the feet, we're saying.

But you're into it.

Yeah.

Do you meet girls that are freaked out by that?

Not really.

Like some of them are really turned on by it.

All right.

Yeah.

And also, I think for women, it opens up the conversation to say, can you rub my feet?

And I think every woman will take that.

Oh, it is the best feeling in the world when you give somebody a great.

Easy, easy.

Man check.

Thank you for calling.

I don't know what to say about that.

I, I had to.

I had to applaud Lisa for stepping in right when she had to.

Like, easy, you were about to go.

One word wrong.

Direction.

But the music before Green Day was like something out of Beverly Hills Cop.

Yes, it was.

It was a that was a weird Dick.

OK, I did get a message from Edwin on this.

Edwin said this.

Hell yeah, suck toes.

Yeah, so I OK, on the Ralph report, they're discussing their first concerts and they go into Eddie Pence's first concert.

Any guesses as to what Eddie Pence's first concert is?

Bauhaus No.

So let's talk about your first concert experience.

Edwin.

Well.

Myself, much like you, were fans of General Hospital when we were younger.

Sure, you gotta love G8.

Right, you would run home and watch it.

Luke and Laura, baby, right?

I thought about Luke and Laura.

I did too.

Later on when Jack was the big thing.

Frisco Jones Frisco Jack Wagner AKA Frisco Jones.

Right.

And so I would, I got hooked on it one year when I was homesick with the chicken pox.

And so I would.

I sat home a whole week from school and my grandmother would watch me while my parents were at work and she would have her stories on in General.

Hospital would come on every day at 3:00.

You and Frisco.

And and Frisco hooked me.

You guys had a bomb.

He hooked me.

Hard and reeled me in and then he released the.

I hit single.

He sure did.

And I was there.

For it the whole full body and soul for that song.

Eddie Pence's first concert was Jack Wagner TV's Frisco Jones from General Hospital.

Now what had happened was my mom at work.

I guess they were giving out tickets because they had to fill this place.

I'm sure there wasn't a big demand for Jack Wagner.

For Jack Wagner tickets.

But there she got some free ones at work and she's like, you want to go?

And I was like, Oh yeah, my mom took me to Jack.

Wagner, mom and son.

I think I was going to see a soap opera star.

85.

Man.

You guys interested in what that song sounded like?

I have a clip of the song.

Oh yes, play it.

We're in the sky keeps on turning.

No, no, I'll play it.

Here we go.

You know, I was listening to the Armenian comedian doing the national anthem and I thought about how the Teabaggers are doing a Dodger Day.

I thought it would be amazing if we could get that tape played during the national anthem.

That would be perfect.

So I called in the other day.

They said what's your first concert?

So I called in.

I said motherfucking Neil Diamond.

He's got happy hits, he's got movies, blah blah blah blah.

And what did Ralph do today for the movie Vault?

He chose The Jazz Singer and didn't play my clip.

So we'll see if he plays it by the end of the month.

He bumped you for another Gen., one that kind of has a little more control over him.

I get it.

And they're, you know, a couple.

I get it.

She had Billy Joel.

See, but Neil motherfucking Diamond, we're going to.

So we're hoping to hear it this week.

So by the time this thing airs, we'll see what happens.

I'm just saying my idea, Ralph.

I was going to call in with mine but then somebody beat me to it.

I was like 3 years old and someone took me to my mom took me to KISS concert which is very weird.

For a three-year old, yeah.

Yeah, and I went when I was like 20.

I went to one of the reunion shows cuz I told that story like my first concert was a Kiss concert when I was 3.

And then I didn't recognize any fucking songs.

I was like, man, I've never listened to Kiss.

I haven't listened to KISS since I was three years old.

All right, let's go over to a cup of tea in a chat.

There's a special hot minutia Jingle that we have to play.

Got a personal minutia Jingle from Lindsay?

Now, her phone quality is not the best on this, but then she lives in her car, so she's just doing the best she can with what she's got, right?

Take it away, Lindsay.

This is Lindsay from her car.

This is the second attempt I am doing to get me to play my hot minutiae Jingle, which is based on a wiggle song and you guys are talking about cold spaghetti.

It's all there.

Hot Manisha hot Manisha hot Manisha Manisha Manisha Manisha Manisha manisha manisha manisha cold spaghetti cold spaghetti cold spaghetti, cold spaghetti, cold spaghetti, cold spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti spaghetti spaghetti spaghetti.

Anyways, I'm not a wiggle fan but they do some really funny things on the tic tacs and some of them are really hot and one of them did and it's going to be may video so I feel like.

I should get there.

Right, right.

All right, Lindsay, thank you very much.

She's right, the Blue 1 is hot.

That's Anthony.

And I had cocktails with The Wiggles back in Salt Lake City.

Boy, do you have stories today?

Yeah.

Boy, have you lived a life out?

Wow.

It's pathetic.

The things I've done, it's not normal.

The things I've done, it's not things that you would be like, that's incredible.

You go, wait, what?

That's weird.

It's fine.

Well done, Lindsay.

We can't take her subscription away from her.

She's living in her car.

We got to do the best we can for the poor lady, right?

Got to.

It's the purple wiggle that's hot.

Let's get that right, Ali.

I don't know the wiggles so.

I don't know any other.

People butter.

Yummy.

Yummy.

A fruit salad.

That's fruit salad.

Yeah, my bad.

I had to go to the Internet to try and figure out what song this was.

Let's play it, Wiggles.

How great is male ass?

It didn't quite sound as the same as what Lindsay had sang.

I thought it was weird, but I mean, it was good.

It was a good personal initiative.

Good.

Your personal initiative.

All right.

Ali runs into Francis.

So I went to lunch with Heavenly Helen, as Edwin calls her, and Valerie.

We went to lunch and on the way back from lunch I ran into Francis.

Francis Sighting.

Francis So I saw him.

He gave me a huge hug and said he's been so worried about me.

He's been praying for me.

Thank God he ran into me.

He was so sweet and so cute.

He's the sweetest old man in the world and I was so happy to see him.

Question.

Yeah.

Would you ever consider inviting Francis and maybe his wife over to have a cup of tea and just hang out with you guys at your house?

That's really sweet, no?

But why not?

I don't know.

Why not take it a step?

For this is what you do if you meet somebody that you really like.

Isn't that what you do is you extend the hand of friendship and maybe it turns into something deeper?

But what would be deeper than friendship with an 80 something year old man?

Just spending more time together, getting to know him a little better rather than just passing him on the street, have him over.

Oh, that's sweet.

OK, let.

Me, think about that.

Let me think about that, yeah.

No new friends, Francis.

You ever wonder if Francis is really Edwin 'cause he's not here tonight?

I I kind of was putting that 2 together 'cause she runs into Francis when Edwin is off Interesting.

I think he, I think he flies out to Maine, runs into Ally.

Looking for and.

Francis.

I'm sorry when Edwin is off.

Yeah, when he's not recording with us, she runs into Francis.

Good find.

All right, so everybody's talked about how Bean has no emotions, Asperger's, all kinds of stuff.

On one of On the 59 show, we find out that he has some feelings.

Today is the Viscountess and My meter versary.

We met On this date as we record May 9th back in 1991.

We still celebrate a little bit, a wee bit.

I love that.

Now fill me in.

This is when she came to the station because her brother won a prize.

Is that it?

Essentially, that's the short version, yes.

And she came to pick it up during the morning show and we met and she loves to tell people that I blew her off at the Coke machine, which may be true, but I was also working at the time.

I probably had to run back in the studio, didn't have a lot of time for chit chat, but we were able to reconnect shortly after that and then go out on our first date.

So Bean remembers the day that they met.

I thought that was pretty incredible.

And he goes on to say that, wait.

And now breaking news born, we have a special guest joining us.

Is it Francis?

Edwin?

Where are you?

Oh.

I'm at Barney's Beanery.

It's in Pasadena.

I love that place.

I went to the arcade and now I'm at Barney's Beanery.

The arcade's tomorrow, the concert is tomorrow.

Throw a world of this.

Going to see TiVo in Amy me.

Why don't you invite me, dude?

I like I like drinking at Barney's Beanery.

That is awesome.

I.

I just found out about it.

I was walking to the arcade and I saw Barney's Beanery and I'm like, that sounds like an old timing place.

It's always the Edwin but.

Are you horribly sunburned Because it looks like you have red all over your face.

I think the lights red.

Yeah.

Oh yeah, my light is red.

So how is the video game thing?

Oh it was great.

Guess an arcade and pass a game.

They're called Neon Redford.

They have a fix it Felix game.

They do.

I took a picture and sent it to you.

Yeah.

But it's not Wreck it Ralph like Lindsay said, so she's wrong.

I thought she said fix it.

Lindsay, did you say wreck it Ralph or fix the field?

Wreck it Ralph.

Said wreck it Ralph and I still think I'm right.

You're wrong though.

No, I'm right actually.

Lindsay's always I'm not going to disagree with Lindsay and Frankie.

Thank you.

OK, guys, we're going.

It's great to see you.

Bye.

Good to see you too, Edwin.

Eddie.

Bye, Eddie.

He's a funny, funny man.

All right, I love him, but I hung up on him.

Like a monkey.

All right, monkey.

Where was I?

OK, so you know, so that's how Donna and Bean met, but he didn't get her number.

He didn't exchange any information, any contact information he had, find out her only feat profile, nothing.

So this is how he actually got her attention.

I didn't have any way to get in touch with her.

I didn't have a phone number or error.

This was pre website so there wasn't any really way to look her up at that point.

So I just put it in the the morning show weekend promo.

I said, hey, Donna Mandeville, please get in touch.

I dropped the ball.

I wish I'd given you my phone number or gotten yours or something, but please get in touch.

I'd, I'd love to see you again and put that in the little promo that ran all weekend long.

You know, instead of coming up Monday on an all new Kevin and Bean show.

That's what we did, right?

And she heard it miraculously on a Sunday night.

She heard it and got back in touch that week and then we got together.

I'm smiling so big right now it's ridiculous.

Could have been very easily a missed connection, sure.

Very possibly could have not happened.

I mean, you have the greatest, you know, way to go about it though.

You you had literally the airwaves of Southern California.

I had a 5000 Watt blowtorch she used exactly, but it would have been easy for her to miss it.

What?

Also Kirac signal was pretty weak, I thought it was pretty hard to get.

Here.

Yeah, but yeah, I mean, that's a pretty awesome story.

I think that's really romantic for being.

It's really weird.

It was really weird to hear that, considering all the Asperger's stuff and and on feeling from being.

But it's good to see so romantic.

Yeah.

It was love on the spectrum before love on the spectrum was a thing.

All right, let's let's go ahead and ask Ralph how this podcast roundup went.

Ralph, what did you think Your.

Mother sucks cats in hell.

Thanks, Ralph.

I think that went well.

All right, let's end this show.

Thanks for listening to Quitters Never Give Up.

I don't know why we're still here, and I don't know why anybody's still listening.

This just keeps my sanity.

From Drew, Drew's cat, Christopher, Lindsay and Jen, we're going to say bye bye.

Bye.

Love you guys.

Bye.

You're uptight like Kevin, and murder is a deal breaker.

Why don't we start with, you know, we were asking for people who've been in this situation.

I didn't know that the first call we got would be Art on line 6.

Who is the guy who killed somebody?

So let's find out how that works for him in the dating world.

Hi, Art.

Welcome to the Kevin, I mean, show.

Hey.

Yeah, I killed somebody.

Well, first of all, first, come on.

How are you going to come at us like that?

That wasn't him either, I don't think.

Right.

Well, the real Santa Monica guy moved to Texas.

I know.

Damn fun, but that wasn't the worst.

I hope I see you again.

Praying for you all the time, Allie.

And because I know somewhere deep down in my heart, I still love you.

And she be crying.

All the.

Time now, bitches be crying.

Just Jon Hamm.

That's all I got to say.

Jon Hamm, Right?

That's all you need to know.

God damn it is Jon Hamm.

Just go.

Just go.

Jon Hamm I.

Totally agree.

Yep, shit right on them titties.

Hell yeah, suck toes.