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Dad?

Wait, all right, perfect, we have another person here on the show.

First time guest.

Go ahead and introduce yourself.

Tell the people who you are and where they can find you, and where can they find you in Florida?

Okay, Oliver from Florida.

Oliver in Florida and Layla in Florida.

I guess you don't want to introduce yourself, so welcome back to the show, Layla, and welcome to the show for the first time.

Oliver.

Uh.

You guys wanted to be on real bad, So now you're on.

And what are we going to talk about?

What do you want to talk about?

I still haven't.

You want to talk about.

All these guys want to talk about is Bigfoot.

You haven't finished what we did finish?

We talk about Bigfoot all the time.

Did you know do you know the Book of Daniel in the Bible?

Daniel, Yeah, and the lions?

Then you remember that, yeah, and you remember Shadrack Mishak and a Bendigo that they got thrown into the fire.

Do you remember that?

But then that there was an angel there with them?

You guys remember that story?

Oliver remember that he was paying attention in Sunday School?

What were you doing?

I was in the big school.

He was in a different school.

I guess they didn't teach you that.

So okay, I was in the big school.

Oliver was in the little school at church.

He was in the baby one.

I was in the bigger one.

When my friends I learned about something else.

Well maybe you need to be in the baby class.

They're teaching pretty good.

Well don't want me.

Oh well, we're gonna have to talk with the people there.

But you remember whatever.

So that's the story of Daniel and Daniel was interpreting the King's dreams.

Do you guys remember that?

I don't remember.

You don't remember any of this?

Oh my goodness.

What are they teaching?

These people teaching you at school, guys at at Sunday School.

They don't know all right?

So do you want to know the story?

No?

No, they don't even care.

But it has to do with it bigfoot.

Um still don't care, m all right?

So what questions do you have about Bigfoot.

Maybe the chat could answer you, Oh dad, yes.

That I know something about books it and yaddy.

Okay, well tell us maybe maybe they don't know, tell us tell us about bigfoot and yetty.

Big foot is about the same size as Yeady.

Yeah, they're like the same thing.

I think a bigfoot is one that you're going to see in a forest, and Yetti is one that you're going to see in the cold.

Yeti's are usually white in a cave and his face is blue.

Yeah.

Yeah, like do you know you know the polar bear?

Yeah no, no in front uh and and I know this that that ah yatdy it is it is uh the big food.

Yeah yeah, they're the same thing.

But in different places, in different Yeah.

So like I was saying, like, no, in same places, they can't.

There can't be a Yetti in Florida is too hot?

No, no, no them, no talking to the microphone.

The snow it turns different and turns different when there's snowy.

Yeah, but when does the snow here.

No, stays hot and stays found.

But yeah he's brown here, but when it's when it snows then they turn white probably maybe Yeah.

Different things.

Okay, they're different things.

Now, don't further attack them.

No, the different things.

Okay, Now the fur got.

Covered in snow and that's why he's white.

Yeah, well they are the same thing, Oliver, Oliver, they're still like one is a yeady, one is a big foot, that one has a little foot, one has a bigfoot.

So they're not the same.

Okay, so which one.

It's?

Yet The yetti has the little yetty's foot.

Smaller and the bigfoot has a big foot.

That actually makes a lot of sense.

No, no, yeady got the same.

Now big flo doesn't know, it doesn't know what.

Doesn't All right, well, hold on, let's ask the chat.

Can you help us out what's the difference between a yetty and a bigfoot?

And does the bigfoot have a bigger have a bigger foot than the yetty?

I guess that's These are the questions that we're asking, right yeh both of them?

Yes?

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, okay.

Right, all right, right, which one of you guys has a bigger foot?

I have?

So you're the bigfoot and then that means he's the yetti.

No, you as a bigfoot.

I'm the medium and he's.

Okay, all right per You know what, guys, I don't know if there's much else to say about the Bigfoot.

We kind of nailed it.

We know about his brother, the Yetti with a smaller foot.

They're about the Fallen Angels.

You haven't discovered it yet.

We talked about the Fallen angel I don't want to talk about that, please, No.

I want to ask you guys questions I have.

I have a list of questions here to ask you guys that I looked up right, Okay, but you got to remember, Oliver, you got to talk into the microphone, okay, so that everyone can.

Alien.

Wait, look, yeah, I know aliens.

Okay, well there's some Honestly, if if you, if you bear with me, there are questions here about aliens.

They're asking in the chat right now.

They said, how can David rebound from this?

They don't like David.

They think you guys are a better replacement.

I don't know if I but this is what they're saying.

They're telling David that he has to go back to welding, to his old job.

What's his own job making stinky farts?

Yeah, he used to work at the fart factory and now he doesn't now he just does farts here for free, Mam Molobster says hi, Well, I says hello.

Okay, all right, so here's the first question.

Do you think cats?

Do you go?

Before we even asked us?

Do you guys know what the Internet is?

Now?

All right, Oliver?

Do you know what it is?

Can you try to explain it to us?

Whatever you think it is?

It's electric?

Yeah, electric, don't grab don't grab it just talking to us.

Electric.

It is dangerous inside the internet, and it is kinder.

It's electric.

It's electrical.

What is what's in the internet?

That?

And the net has a electric in it?

It's power?

Yeah, power and electric power thing?

And what could you use it for?

What?

Like?

What do you use it for?

To turn on stuff?

To turn like h to watch shows like what?

And to turn on the lights like what?

Sometimes?

Like what you just reminded me, I should turn on these lights behind us?

We have we have a bunch of cool lights that I forgot to turn on.

Look we're doing it through the internet.

Watched this boom look behind me all these lights.

Huh pretty cool?

I forgot Okay, so something like that.

I guess, yeah, I know, I got to work on some lights.

On that side.

I just haven't built out about the TV.

We don't know what to talk down, all.

Right, guys, let me be talking about it now.

So they want to know.

Do you think do you think it's possible that cats secretly run the internet?

No, it's not possible.

Okay, why not?

They don't even have any hands.

Yeah, but they have paws.

They could probably type a little bit.

Yeah, and dumb could put them nail.

Don't nail to true the cow.

Okay, so don't break the keyboard?

Is that a no?

What do we think?

Yes or no?

Yes or no?

Oliver is a yes.

Layla is.

No no no, No, cannot type.

They don't know what's best and they're all scratched things up like g Linda.

Okay, perfect.

Here's another question for you guys.

What if pigeon?

Do you guys know what pigeons are?

Yes?

I do?

Okay, what if pigeons are actually tiny robots that spy on us?

No, well, there are robots, but that word spying on us?

Do you think do you think that the pigeons are the spies?

Oliver stopped touching the mike, just talking.

They're just looking at us.

They're spying on us like, yeah, they're not whoa but Oliver, it's like the paging God.

No, no one at a time.

This is how you do a podcast one and one and so if he's talking, you let him go go ahead, Oliver, what are you saying they don't have hearts?

Yeah, well it doesn't got hearts.

That's true.

And you think pigeons have hearts?

Yes?

Do have you seen have you seen a pigeon?

Hard before?

I'm going to turn the TV off because it's distracting you.

We get the acidic jews distracting Oliver.

Okay, so you've seen a pigeon?

Heard before?

No, we did it.

So how do you know if they have a heart or not?

Because everybody has a heart and said yeah, or any toys.

But you think they would look more like metal?

Yeah, well have you seen have you seen the pigeons up close?

Kind of?

I ain't seen a bird from real king close?

Yeah.

Yeah, you feed them at rural king right, Yeah they look real to you.

Yes they do.

They fly.

So you guys are calling you call bs on this.

Fly.

But Alex Jones, Alex Jones said that they were a government.

They were they were little robots sent to watch us by the government.

He said, they're spying on us, like they're sending us uh robot drones and the and they're recording everything we're saying, and then they're watching and they're sending to the White House.

You don't believe that it's not trill?

Okay?

No, all right?

Do you think Alex Jones is stupid?

No?

It is is a pagean with how winged?

But try to fly?

It can't fly?

Talking to the microphone, olliboy, so they could.

Hear you, okay, pigeons would not.

Why is on our whoa bot?

Too heavy?

Yeah?

Because made of metal.

They have another question here, guys, So they want to know something that's an even bigger question.

He's saying, So you think that birds are real?

Yes?

Are real?

Okay?

Okay, So these people are obviously stupid to even ask that question.

They want to know if they're real?

Do they exist?

Birds?

Yes?

Yes?

Yes, yes, yes yes yes?

Okay, next question?

Perfect?

Good, This is good.

You guys are doing good, Oliver.

This is your first time.

You're killing it.

Just make sure when you talk, talk right into the microphone so that everyone could hear you and you could look at me when you talk.

All right, don't worry about the screens.

There's a lot of screens.

I know it's kind of crazy in here.

Okay, here's the next question.

This is a good question for you guys.

Could your could your toys come alive at night when no one's watching?

Is that possible?

No?

No, no, what they could move if I have that in a certain way and they're all over But bab blo booms or a toy baca walk?

Who la boo boo?

Yeah, that night they walk at night?

Yeah?

Why do you say that for I cause them try to get in your bad ones said that.

It's true.

No one bab boo boo lah boo boos have little demons inside them.

Yeah, I want to steal Who said that?

And we don't know what them are?

Evil?

White a member?

Yeah, who's telling you that?

Did well?

I say that to you?

No, you said the more evil I said that?

Yeah?

Do you believe everything I say?

Well, la boo boos are evil?

They are?

They are evil?

Don't we don't mess with those?

We do not mess with them.

And and my friend has them.

Okay, one one quick question, quick question.

We're gonna do a quick fire around.

Does the rock eat babies.

Yeah what it drinks blood.

He drinks blood, but he doesn't eat the whole baby.

No, no, he drinks blood blood.

Okay, yeah, only drinks the babies and kids.

What wait?

And I have one question?

The throne off?

What are you think?

I have one question?

I have one question?

Okay, go ahead?

What's your question?

Every time when we play Rulebucks?

I think said it?

Be aware grown ups?

Yeah, be aware?

That's actually good advice.

No no, no from Robucks.

Don't play You shouldn't even play that.

Okay, Next question?

What if dreams are actually a different universe that we go to at night?

What?

No?

What do you think?

The better question?

What are What is a dream?

Dream is a thing at a time, imagination that you get see your mind, but that you know that you want to keep.

Oh okay, so it's one that you get in your mind that you want to keep.

Okay, and layla, what do you think the dream is?

You disagree?

I don't know.

You don't know what a dream is.

You never thought about it?

I have a dream?

No no, no, no, no statements basically on your own camera.

Respect the cameras.

All right, We'll move on to some uh serious, more serious questions.

Uh.

Here, here's one that we were kind of just talking about.

Do you think Bigfoot hides in the forests near us?

No?

No, in the back right there in that forest?

Is there a Bigfoot there?

No?

Never?

Never?

Never.

Yeah, I don't think even bigfoot.

But yeah, because big even exists, I don't know.

Yes, and does exist that?

Oliver, you think he's you think he's bad.

I don't think he's back there, I've never seen one.

Well, go back there.

It's gonna look brown.

It's gonna look brown.

Okay, right, wait, wait, wait, we gotta move on.

We gotta question from the chat.

They want to know if you've ever seen black eyed children?

Black eyed children?

Yes or no?

We'll do yes, yes, okay, moving on.

I have a black eye?

Do I?

No?

Yeah?

Brown?

Could mermaids still live in the deep ocean where the submarines can't reach?

Yes, yeah, clearly, but doesn't exist.

No, mermaids don't exist.

Yeah, all right, Oliver, just move over because you want to be in the screen when it switches to the three screen there.

All right, Okay, that's fine.

Let's see if there's any more.

Do you think that there's any old castles that are haunted.

Yes, yeah, why do you think that happens?

Because I think there's mobs.

Mobs are like monsters.

Mobs, mobs are monsters, mobs from walks or most.

Could I talk about zombies?

Yes, go ahead, go go hold on, hold on?

What about a zombie?

A zombie sprains, No, a zombie, it is uh uh a mummy.

No, it's not not not zombie in your chair.

A zombie is not a mummy.

A zombie is not a mummy, Mommy.

A mummy is wrapped up in toilet and like toilet paper.

I think, And a zombie, A zombie is one that doesn't have toilet paper on them.

Yes, yes, but it eats wines, but it eats brains.

But it's flas No, No, I saw in the movie I saw in uh in in the show that that I saw a mom wlapped up with floss and then it new and then the mouse tried pulling it and then and then it turned and then when it spins around, and then it was fleeen.

Him body was fleen.

Then he was green.

That's an interesting story.

Green.

Okay, we got some more we get well, there's actually a good question here from the chat.

Do you guys think David's Pokemon card collection is stupid?

Yes, mm hm, and you Leila, Yeah, yeah, I think so too.

All right, back to the big questions.

I don't have a Pokemon collection.

No, it's gone.

I gave it away.

I gave it to David because it was stupid.

Okay, you ready, it was old.

You ready for the next question?

Went on to the fire around what if aliens hide on Earth disguised as teachers or neighbors.

That's why I never go to teachers class.

That's why you don't go to teachers.

I don't go to a school.

Yeah we do.

We just do homeschool.

Oliver, what do you think?

But miss mout but about Alwens doesn't doesn't please?

In planet Earth, they don't breathe here.

Yeah, well, if they can put a hamlet like a head.

Ham a helmet.

Yeah, but they could put a helmet on so that they could.

I don't really know how it works.

No, No, don't see the helmet.

We be able to see it, right, you.

Don't know what like a person helmet?

What if a person?

If a person has a big helmet on their head, then we know for sure that they're an alien, right, because they can't breathe the air.

Bubbo babbo.

We have a big head.

Some of us have big heads.

Oliver has a big head.

But I don't think he's an alien.

Yeah, I'm not an alien.

Okay, what happened?

What happened with the year?

No?

No, no, don't do that.

It hurts your ears.

Okay, you can take it off, put it down.

Can you hear us?

Okay?

Good?

And I could fleeve in the air, you could breathe, yeah.

Okay, so yeah, so clearly not an alien.

You can leave it there, Leila, do you just watch it?

No?

No, no, no, put it put it down, because now we're distracting from the show that people came here to watch a good show.

They want to know.

Do you think all right, well wait lately, just put it down.

Dam I'm trying to.

I'm just gonna put it down like that.

Put it just like that, Okay.

Do you think that we came from aliens and monkeys?

No?

No, never.

Where do we come from?

We come from God?

Yeah, that's on my We we come from up there.

Yeah, God made us right.

Yeah, I agree.

I think people that say we came from aliens and monkeys are just weird out weird uh Cheney.

Cheney said that they are so adorbed.

I always think top is so cute, but this does me in Uh.

They she loves you.

She loves you guys.

Okay, perfect, I think we should move to the next You want to move to the next question.

Yeah, the hardest person of all.

Do you guys know what a UFO is?

Yes?

Yeah, it's a fine sauce something like that, right, a fly?

Sorry?

Sorry, sorry, getting comfortable.

That's a flylent like sip that goes in flan space like sassy.

He saw on the he saw like aliens a UFO and I saw one.

I saw one on the TV.

A UFO Me too, I saw it too.

Oh how many did you see?

What are they letting you watch over there?

It was a long long time ago.

Okay, okay, it wasn't a house.

It was at your house.

No, it was it was hell.

Okay, all right, all right, let's get back let's get it back together.

Let's get back together.

Do you think that the UFOs could just be advanced airplanes from the future.

No, it's from aliens.

Aliens make the UFOs and coming to a planet Earth and there can breathe like planet.

I want to atch my own trash.

Oh you want to ask it?

Is this your show?

Or is this my show?

No?

No, no, this is my show.

I asked the questions me something I don't we ask them?

Can you ask them and see what they say?

Because we do the show and we do it for the people.

See the old people that are type in here, they're the ones that tell us what they like.

So you got to ask them and if they say yes, then we can do itheat to ask them, Oliver, you can ask them.

It's a teacher.

No, no, no, ask them if you could ask a question, it is no you they have to say yes.

You have to ask them.

Ask them?

Can I ask my teachers?

Or was you just asking them the question?

Do they like teachers?

Okay?

Okay?

What's the question?

Okay?

Is a question?

Is a in went down to earth with a helmet, and and but the with a mask to a round them space and then the and then them park with with uh with a flying saucer and don't go to the flying author attended to be like uh al they like and then them would and then them would go in in the flying saucer.

And but is anybody sees them and is them come back as a teacher and then them would know as that dumber alien.

I agree, I agree that wasn't really a question.

But I agree they have questions for you guys now, so we're gonna move on.

I'm sorry, this is how the show goes.

You want to be on the show.

This is they It's question time.

Uh, Nancy, can you say hi to Nancy?

Say Hi Nancy.

No, they're not You're gonna say they's gonna wave.

Okay, she says, what do you think your dad does for a living?

Good question?

What do I do?

What do I do for a living?

Is the question?

Yeah?

But what does that mean?

Like?

What kind of work do I do?

Doing podcasts?

But for David?

With with who?

But yeah, I work with David.

And I do?

I do podcasts with David?

Right?

For David that in his chair, that that's kind of what we do.

Well, I sit in here, him farts in that chair, he farts in that chair.

I do the podcast in this chair.

That's what we do for uh, for work.

Let's move on here.

David all right, all right, very serious, very serious?

What if the moon has a secret side that we're not supposed to see.

Oh, go on, I'll go like in a rockets.

Do you think we can do you think we can go to the moon?

Yes?

What a rockets?

I'm going random, randing, rounding up and up.

And do.

You think we could land on it?

Yes, we could, Oliver, but but but we can't fly.

Yeah, we can't fly because because well we had it, it will one out of gas.

Could that's a possibility.

That's a possibility.

All right?

I like I like those answers.

We're gonna move on.

We're gonna ask a couple more.

Look almost yeah, Look she wanted to go for it.

She said, I want a podcast for ninety minutes.

Well, we're in it now, so buckle up.

We have a couple more questions and then we could wrap it up.

Okay, guys, no, no, we're going until we're ready to go to mats.

Okay, shout out to Matt.

All right, could Bigfoot be allergic?

Do you think Bigfoot is allergic to having his picture taken?

No?

I think so.

I don't know.

No one's taking his picture before.

Nobody has ever seen a big foot.

He is out in that wild.

Nobody wants to go.

Out in that wild.

Yeah, no, I think you're lying.

See like you're contributing.

You're adding to the to the lies.

You never saw a bigfoot?

No, we never, But I know here I was big for here on his face.

Okay, uh, when I see him.

What do you guys know about were wolves?

Don't don't do that to the mic?

What do you guys know about were wolves?

Where wolf come out?

Do come out at the night?

But themb never came here, But they say, we never heard that the moon.

Yeah, but but we never heard so them we're not in here.

Well I would be here, but them we're not here because we never heard one.

We will hear it because somehow it's so loud that it will flaster a wow house down.

Yeah maybe, Daddy, Yes, every.

Time when I see you come, every time when I see somebody come out the room when you're doing a podcast.

But David, are you or about to say something crazy?

Why you come out the room?

Do you pose it or something?

When we come out the room when we're doing a show, What do you mean.

Something?

Yeah?

Do we pause it?

No, we're live.

If I leave the room.

These guys just sit here and they wait and they watch us.

They watch nothing.

They look at the chair.

That's what happens if I leave.

BA, well I leave and YouTube are here?

You want to leave already?

We're gonna we only have five minutes left.

We've been going for a long time.

Can we do it for it?

Like like when we're ready to go to mathouse?

We're almost ready.

No, no, I'm gonna be nine more minutes, all.

Right, last question?

Wait?

Wait, no, no dad, I'm gonna go somewhere.

Okay, I'm just gonna get a drink.

Nine more minutes.

Last question and then we're done.

No, no, no, no, yes.

Can we stay on for five more minutes?

Please?

Eh?

You just want to stay here for five more minutes?

A couple more?

All right, guys, this isn't good TV.

These people are watching this, They're they're not they're not liking it.

They're they're saying, look, they're saying, look, why you want to leave?

They're asking, uh, is there any more questions?

Yes?

Okay.

They want to know if you guys think the moon is actually real that it is we always see?

And what shape is the earth?

Okay, I haven't told you guys much.

I guess all right, Okay, that's fine, that's fine.

We're gonna ask one more question.

Okay, where was it?

This was?

This was a really good one, but I I thought that it was kind of crazy.

Mm.

They said, what do you think the stars are?

And could they be?

Could the stars just be giants watching over us?

What are the stars?

Then?

Oh?

Hot, a hot boon, a hot balloon?

What do you mean.

Inside those like balls?

Hot balls inside?

I don't really, Oh, stars, they're like like like fire up in the sky.

Interesting store flashtin like a students store.

Yeah, a fire a store flashed all over they all right?

Last question, for real, for real?

Last question?

Do you think do you think that there could be a hidden city at the bottom of the ocean that no one has found yet?

Yes?

What do you What do you think went on there?

There's like a bridge under water somebody found it a bridge and some like buildings on the water.

And you think people live there?

Mermaids can only live there.

Yeah, you've already dead.

What's the name of that place?

It's under water?

I don't know, it's on the water.

So on TV it's actually real.

Theosin Wow made out of wooden and rope and bricks.

Do you think that everything you see on TV?

Is real?

Kind of rum most ABCD, No, No, what do you think?

How could you tell what's real and what's not when you're watching TV?

I know that them that the movie uh of Barbie that we watch that wasn't well.

That was a cartoon.

But how about the other thing with like real life stuff?

How do you know if that's real?

Or how do you know if they're making it up?

Re explore that real?

Well except boots boots talking, that's not real?

Do you think that that's real?

No, boots don't talk.

You can't know what they're saying.

Others they can hear what We can hear what they're saying, but Dorian's bot I can't hear thank what monkeys say?

That's right?

All right, listen, guys, we've been going for a while now, so yeah, we're gonna get out of here.

But before we get out of here, we have to we'll give your plugs.

Laila, where where can they find you?

And uh, what what are you up to next?

What's your next five moves?

Go ahead, tell them no plugs from Layla Oliver.

Let him tell him your name, where they could find you?

Your social media is all that.

Go ahead and plug, you know, go ahead, Oliver, look into that camera there and let him know where they can find you.

I don't know what.

Okay, perfect, guys, go ahead and uh support them.

They probably have patreons or something like that that they forgot to plug.

But until next time, that potrum medium with something that we have to talk about later when you're older, they'll they know tell us what it is.

I'll tell you after the show.

I will.

But guys, until next time, don't forget to obey, submit, and comply.

Is a b in the corner of the rooms.

Would persuade what they see their eyes, what they missed to say, because God, they have