Episode Transcript
Mutual presents the mysterious Traveler.
Speaker 2This is the mysterious traveler inviting you to join me on her journey under the realm of the strange and the terrifying.
Speaker 3I hope you will enjoy the trip, that it will thrill you a little and chill you a little.
Speaker 2So settle back, get a good grip on your nerves, and be comfortable if you can.
It's the end of July and rather warm, isn't it.
There's probably an insect or two buzzing around in your living room right this moment, or banging against your screen, trying.
Speaker 3To get in.
Before we go any further, you better get rid of it.
Speaker 2If you do, you'll breathe easier as you unusual story I have for you today, the story I call.
Speaker 3The Man the Insects Hated.
Speaker 2My story begins in a homemade laboratory, in a crumbling mansion on the edge of a bayou deep in the heart of the Louisiana Swamps.
Outside, the air is filled with the strident hum buzzles of insects, uncounted swarms of them, crawling and hopping and flying in the hot, lush atmosphere.
Speaker 4Inside the laboratory.
Speaker 2The air is filled with the same sound as a small man with graying hair lifts a wire insect trapped to a table.
Speaker 4Listen to the merry.
How they hate me.
Every one of them defies.
Speaker 5The bees, the hottest, the beatles, to locust, the spiders.
Speaker 4They all hate me.
Speaker 6Oh shoan, they don't hate you.
They're just bugs.
They can't hate you.
Speaker 5Yes, but listen to them hum and buzz when I come near.
They know me, and the reason that's so upset is that they know that we're enemies and that I'm going.
Speaker 4To destroy them, destroy them utterly.
Speaker 7All right, John, Oh Mary, you look tired.
Speaker 4This life we've been leading the last few months.
Speaker 3It's very dreary for you.
Speaker 4Isn't it.
Speaker 8It's all right, John, It doesn't matter what it does.
Speaker 5These swamps, they must seem like the last outpost of creation to you.
You always did love the city and the lights, the movement, the gaiety.
Speaker 8I'm all right.
Speaker 9You mustn't worry about me.
It's only HiT's such a struggle.
If we had someone to help us, it would be easier.
Speaker 8But no one will come out here and work for us.
Speaker 4Yes, I know, my darling, believe me, I do.
But it's only for a little while.
Soon we'll be rich.
Speaker 6I promise it, all right, Joh, I'll be patient.
Speaker 5You do believe me, Mary, You know that I'm on the verge of success.
Now, don't you that last formula You saw how quickly it killed every insect in the cage?
Speaker 8Yes, I know it was wonderful.
Speaker 5John, you said, you know yourself what it will mean to the world, the perfect insect killer, something much better than DDT.
Why, it will be tremendous.
It will make the worst jungle livable.
It'll cut down disease and increase the crops.
To someone at the door, Yes, it's very odd.
Speaker 10I wonder who it could be.
Speaker 8I'll see.
Speaker 7Perhaps it's doctor Guernsey or mister Conway, the druggist they promised to call.
Worry.
Speaker 4There's professor Hanson in right, Why?
Speaker 8Yes, he yes, come in quickly.
Speaker 7There's so many flies, Yeah, seems like there is full of box outside.
Speaker 4Never saw so many in my life.
Speaker 3What is it, Mary?
Speaker 8It's someone to see you, John.
Speaker 4I don't know.
Speaker 7Who Andrews the name professor Martin Andrews.
Hey, you really are out in the wilds here, aren't you.
Speaker 4That I'd never find you.
Yes, we are rather isolated.
Speaker 7But you're wondering who I am and what I want here.
The truth is I was in Conway's drug store back in town, and he told me you might be able to use a handyman.
Speaker 4Ooh, a handy man.
Speaker 8Yes, we can use a handyman.
How much do you want?
Speaker 7Ooh, not very much.
I guess twenty five bucks a week could do me.
We can manage that, I think, but done, second thought, I don't know.
I'm not crazy about these swamps or these bugs around.
Speaker 8Oh please try it anyway, mister Andrews.
Speaker 6My husband is engaged on some very important research and he needs help badly.
Speaker 7Oh well, when you put it like that, missus Hanson.
Speaker 8Then you will stay.
Speaker 7Yeah, I'll stay.
What have I got to lose?
Maybe I like it better than I thought at first.
Speaker 4Excellent, mister Andrews.
Excellent.
Speaker 7Oh just call me Martin, professor, Yes, Martin, Yes.
Speaker 4Now there are lots of is that you can help me with.
Speaker 8Now take this watch and can't you'll be ready in a minute.
Speaker 5Oh yes, my dear, yes it take this watch Martin, and you see this wire trap full of insects?
Speaker 7Yeah, there must be thousands of bugs in there there are you see, I'm working to discover the perfect insect exterminator.
Speaker 5Oh yeah, I say, And in this spray gun, I have my latest solution, formula three hundred and twelve, and I'm going to spray it just once at this trap full of insects, and you are the time.
Speaker 4How long it takes them all to die?
Speaker 7You're gonna kill all those bubs with just one squirt from that spray.
Speaker 4I hope so.
And they know it too.
Speaker 5Listen to them how they hate me.
Speaker 4They know I'm going to kill them, and.
Speaker 5They wish they could get free to kill me.
Speaker 4Ah oh yes, yes, they know me.
Insects hate me, all insects just as I hate them.
They kill me if they could.
Speaker 5But instead I'm going to kill them if you put.
Speaker 4Your eye on the watch.
Speaker 7But oh yeah, yeah, sure, then start timing.
Speaker 4Now, watch and listen.
Speaker 7Say that stuff really mosum down, Professor.
Speaker 4Yes they're dying now.
A few of them are still trying to crawl around, But.
Speaker 10There they go.
Speaker 4Now, how long did it take?
Speaker 7Twenty nine seconds?
Speaker 4It's good, but not quite good enough.
But I'm sure I'm on the right track.
Lunch is ready, John, Oh yes, my dear, Yes, we're coming.
Speaker 5Well, Martin, do you think you're going to like working here helping me develop my new insecular.
Speaker 4Yes, sir, Professor, I've got an idea.
Speaker 7It's going to be a lot more interesting here than I ever imagined.
Speaker 4Some more coffee, John, thank you, my dear.
Speaker 5No, I want to go back to the lab to try a new formula, and while I'm mixing it, why don't you show Martin around the place.
Speaker 7Why that's a swell idea, Professor.
I'd like to get wise to just what you're doing here.
Speaker 9But I'm sure that John could show you around and explain everything better than I.
Speaker 11Cro.
Speaker 4No, no, no, not at all.
Speaker 3Marine.
Speaker 5Besides, you know how I feel about going outdoors.
Speaker 8Well, all right, John, if you want me to fine.
Speaker 5I'll get started on the new mixture right away, and when you're through.
Speaker 4I'll have something for you to do.
Speaker 7Martin, Okay, Professor, Well, missus Hanson, I'll be obliged to you if you'll give me the load down on everything.
Speaker 9Well, all right, Martin, there are things that you really should know.
So so that's how it is.
Speaker 7Huh.
The professor is hipped on the subject of bugs and wants to rid the world of him, and he thinks they all know it and hate him.
That's a hot one.
The bees and the mosquitoes and the flies, they all got it in for Hia.
Speaker 8You mustn't laugh.
Speaker 9I know it's a strange quirk of his mind, but it's a harmless one, and you must pretend not to notice anything odd about it.
Speaker 7Okay, missus Hanson, if you say so.
Speaker 9You see, when he was a small boy, my husband was almost stung to death by a swarm of bees.
Speaker 8That brought on his peculiar hatred of all insects and his belief that they hate him.
Speaker 7Sure, I can see how that would.
Speaker 6Be, and that's the reason why all his life he's been experimenting to find the perfect insect exterminator.
Speaker 7It's screwy, but if he does find this perfect bug killer, it'll pay off.
Speaker 8Be Oh, he will find it.
Speaker 6I'm sure that.
That's why I'm willing.
I mean, I'm.
Speaker 8Sure he will.
Speaker 7You are gonna say, that's why you're willing to stay here in this swamp because you think you'll find this bug killer and make a lot of money from it.
Huh, Well, that's the truth, an it, Missus Hanson.
Speaker 8You're being impertinent.
Speaker 7The first time I looked at you, I could see you weren't meant for a life like this.
You were meant for pretty clothes and soft music, dancing fun, not for rotting away in a swamp that's only fit for bugs.
Speaker 8You mustn't talk like that.
I've got to go back to the house.
Speaker 7No, no, not yet.
Listen.
The minute I stepped inside that house, I knew you were eating your heart out, all of fun and people and pretty things.
Speaker 8I don't know what you're talking about.
Let go my rest.
Speaker 7Not yet, listen.
I'm no handyman.
I know how to make money when I want to.
It's just good luck that brought me here, My good luck.
There's meant to be something between us.
I knew that the second you opened the door this morning.
Speaker 4You're crazy.
Speaker 11Let me go.
Speaker 7Sure, I'll let you go there.
Why why don't you run away from me now as you can.
Speaker 8You mustn't say things like that.
Speaker 4You mustn't, But I already have, and I will again.
Speaker 7You weren't meant to be married to a doddy old dodo like the professor.
You were meant to live.
And I'm going to hang around here until I prove.
Speaker 2It to you, And so Martin Andrews joined the Strange household in the Swamps, the household where Professor Hanson plotted death for the insect world.
Mary suggested to him that it had been a mistake to hire Martin so hastily without investigating his background, but her husband pooh pooed her arguments, and he was silent, knowing she could not explain that she was both frightened and fascinated by a man whom she'd seen for the first time that day.
So Martin stayed, and in the days that followed, Professor Hanson found him invaluable.
With his help, the work went much more quickly and daily.
As the work progressed, a number of insects swarming about the house increased, buzzing and humming ominously, as though news of the Professor's success were spreading.
Speaker 4Throughout the whole swamp.
Speaker 5And one morning in the laboratory, Guy Martin exactly fifteen seconds, Professor, fifteen seconds, and every insect in the trap is dead.
We've done it, Martin, Mary, Mary, Yes, y'all, what is it.
Speaker 4Mary, We've done it.
Speaker 5At last, I found the formula that will kill any insect.
No normost instantly.
Speaker 8Oh joah, Oh, I'm so glad.
Speaker 4This formula three ninety seventy.
Speaker 7Here.
Speaker 5It is just a few marks on this piece of paper, but it's man's final victory over the insect world.
Speaker 3Ha.
Speaker 7Listen to the bugs outside home, Professor.
They sound almost like they know what you've done.
Speaker 5Oh, yes, they do know, but they're helpless, they're beaten, and they know it.
Speaker 8Yes.
Speaker 4Now I've got to write a note to doctor Guenzi and mister Conway.
Martin wait here for me.
Yeah, sure, Professor Martin.
Speaker 8What are you doing with that formula?
Speaker 7Just putting it in my pocket where it will be safe.
You know how the Professor is always losing things.
Speaker 8Give it to me, please, I'll take care of it.
Speaker 7I think i'd better hold on to it.
But I have something else for you.
No, let me go on me ever since that first day, and I've been waiting until you know as well as I do that we were meant for each other.
Speaker 8You must say such things.
Speaker 7You do know it, don't you?
Speaker 4No?
Speaker 11No, maybe this will convince you, oh Martin, Oh Martin, Now you know it, don't you?
Speaker 4Yes?
Speaker 8Yes, Oh, I'm crazy.
I suppose I can't help it.
Speaker 9You've got to go away, Martin now today.
Speaker 7You are crazy if you think I'm going without you.
Oh, here comes a professor.
We'll talk about it later, Martin.
Speaker 5Here's a note for mister Conway, the druggist.
I've asked him to come out with doctor Guernsey tomorrow night.
Speaker 10Will you drive it to.
Speaker 4Down and deliver it to him?
Please share, Professor, be glad to right away.
Speaker 5Come in, Martin, quickly, help o.
Your clothes are covered with insects.
Here stands still a minute.
I'll get rid of them.
Yeah, it takes care of that.
How in the world did so many get on you?
Speaker 7And I got out open the garage to her.
They were crawling all over it.
They trapped on to me and I couldn't knock them off.
Speaker 4Oh yes, Mary, John John.
Speaker 6There are ants in the kitchen, a whole swarm of giant black ants.
Speaker 4The monster's giant ants in the kitchen.
How did they get in?
Speaker 8I don't know, but they're there and more coming all the time.
Speaker 4In my mind, we'll take care of them.
Come on, Martin, bring the spray gun.
Ride.
They mustn't get into the house, and won't get them.
Speaker 10They want to get at me.
But they're not going to.
Speaker 8Yeah, they got John the floors.
Speaker 5Giant dance, the floors black with them, and look at them come this way toward me.
Speaker 4They know who I am.
Speaker 7Quick Martin, here's the spray.
Speaker 4Yes, Professor, this will fix them.
Speaker 7Half.
So let them turn up their toe as she is hair have fetishism.
Speaker 4How in the world did they get in?
I thought I'd made this house insight proof.
Speaker 8Here are some more coming through this hole in the woodwork.
Speaker 7I'll take care of me, eh, Now plug up the hole.
No more come in that way.
Speaker 8They're such big ants.
I've never seen any of that big before.
Speaker 4And they were after me.
But we've talked them a lesson.
Speaker 7Professor, You've almost convinced me you're right about the bugs hating you.
Speaker 4I mean, what do you say?
It's the truth.
Speaker 7You never saw so many bugs in your life as there are outside right now.
When I got back from town, I could hardly see the house for the beatles and the flies and the hornets that are buzzing around it.
Speaker 4A couple of.
Speaker 7Times the car ran over columns of ants so thick I thought they were gonna clog the wheels.
Speaker 4Columns heading this way?
Is that true?
I must go over to the window and see for myself.
Speaker 5Yes, good heavens, the screen is so covered with insects I can't see out.
Speaker 4I'll give them a Dousier bug killer.
Speaker 7That'll make them move on.
Speaker 4Eh, that cleared them off.
Speaker 7Now take a look outside, professor, did you ever see anything like that in your life?
Speaker 8Oh Lord?
Speaker 4The sky is black with insects.
Speaker 5Look at that swarm over the trees, flying beetles, lost bees, looke.
Speaker 4I can't identify them all.
Speaker 7Yeah, and just listen to them.
Listen to that, son of hate.
Speaker 9Don't say that it's just a natural phenomenon.
Speaker 8The swamps pre insects by the Mizzens.
Speaker 7Yeah, yeah, I know, and every one of those millions is headed right for this spot.
Speaker 8But that's ridiculous.
Speaker 4No, it's not all the way to town.
Speaker 7I didn't see a single bug because they're all gathered right around here, right around this house.
Speaker 8You mustn't say that He's right.
Speaker 10They know what's happening here, and they want to stop me.
Speaker 7No, John, No, If you want my advice, the thing to do is make up all the formula three nine seven Weeken.
If those bugs ever get into this house, we're gonna leave it.
Speaker 2As the day wore on, the clouds of insects surrounding the old mansion and the swamps.
Speaker 3Grew steadily bigger.
Speaker 2At times, the house was almost hidden by it blacks, swarms of tiny creatures flying and crawling over it, as if they really were trying to force their way inside.
Only a few did get into the house through unnoticed cracks.
Speaker 8But as night came on, John, Yes, John, the lights won't go on.
Speaker 10They won't.
Speaker 7No, look, confuse must have blown out.
I'll go take a look, Professor, I have the flashlight.
Speaker 4Thank you, Martin.
I'll want to be a minute.
Speaker 5Listen to them, Mary, Listen to them swarming about the house, beating against the screens, trying to get in at me.
Speaker 8Oh, John, they're just insects.
Speaker 4They don't hate you.
Speaker 5They don't table then where they come from?
Why are they surrounding this house?
Speaker 8Answer me that, Oh, I don't know.
Speaker 4Martin agrees with me, He said, so this afternoon.
Speaker 8You mustn't pay any attention to Martin.
Speaker 7Listen to them.
If they could get in, we'd be dead in fifteen minutes.
Speaker 4There's death.
Speaker 7We here, humming and buzzing out there.
Speaker 5Mary, professor, Professor it's what is it?
Did you find the trouble?
Speaker 7Yes, the switchbox, all right, all the fuses.
Speaker 4Have blown out, all of them.
Speaker 7But how the switchbox is full of little beetles.
I don't know where they came from, but they caused a short circuit that blew out all the fuses.
Speaker 4They did it on purpose.
Speaker 7Oh, John, Well, anyway, we'll be using candles tonight.
And there's another thing.
What mat in the cellar is full of little white ants.
I couldn't find out where they're coming from.
Speaker 12White ass not ants, Martin.
Those are termites, well termites, and they're all over everything.
Termites.
They can eat their way through wood.
They can eat holes that the other insects can enter through.
Yeah that's right, isn't it, Martin?
Speaker 5Come on, get two insects, prays.
We've got to get down there and destroy them before they destroy us.
Speaker 7Listen to them.
Speaker 4There.
Speaker 7Let's be billions of bugs out there, crickets, bees, flies, hornets, plans, every kind of insect there is.
It's a good thing you put tight screens on this house.
Speaker 11Yeah, what is it?
Speaker 7Mary?
Speaker 8I thought I felt the house shake.
Speaker 7Then, Ah, I don't let your imagination get you.
I didn't feel anything.
Speaker 4No, no, no, you must keep control of your nerves.
Speaker 13I suppose I imagined it.
Then, Oh, John, it's almost midnight.
Are they ever going to go away?
Speaker 7Maybe not.
If the professor's right and they're after him, they'll just hang around until we starve to death, or until they get in and finish us off.
Speaker 8Oh, Martin's top.
Speaker 4Martin is right.
Speaker 5We've used up all the Formula three ninety seven, and if they ever do get into the house, we're doomed.
Speaker 4I was just thinking that myself.
We have got to get.
Speaker 5Help, go out of the house.
Yes, oh no, John, not all of us.
But maybe if I were to take the car and make a dash for town, they.
Speaker 4Might follow me.
Speaker 8John, that's madness in this.
Speaker 5Sendan with all the windowshut, they couldn't get at me.
And in town I could get help.
Speaker 7Yeah, yeah, you caught.
Speaker 5I could make up more Formula three ninety seven at Conways dog Store, and he and doctor Guernsey can come back with me, and if we use the big pumpa spray, we could destroy every insect that's outside.
Speaker 8No, you mustn't try it.
Speaker 4It sounds like a good idea to me.
Speaker 7I go, only I couldn't mix the formula.
Speaker 8No, John, you mustn't go out.
Speaker 4Yes, I'm going to do it.
Speaker 5If those ants ever get at the car, they'd cut the tires to shreds, and then we would be at their mercy.
Speaker 4I've got to go for help while I can.
Speaker 8Then let's all go.
We can all get in the car.
Speaker 7And it'd be safer to stay here.
This hassle hold them off for a good while.
Yet, I think the Professor's scheme is the best.
Speaker 5All right, Martin, Now I'll get ready, and then you come downstairs and help me with the garage doors, and you're going to have to open and shut them offully fast when I take the car out.
Speaker 2Despite Mary's protests, Professor Hansen carried out his plan.
Speaker 3With the car tightly closed, the.
Speaker 2Motor racing Martin Flum opened the garage doors.
The cars shut out into the night, the headlines showing great swarm of flying insects in its path.
Then Martin swiftly closed and bolted the door again and hurried upstairs.
Speaker 7Yeah he's gone.
Speaker 8Oh why did you let him go?
Speaker 7That ought to be obvious.
What do you mean I didn't let him go?
I made him go.
I put the whole idea in his mind.
So he go off and leave us alone here.
Oh no, sure I did.
I'm a bright boy.
Now on, it's going to be just you and me and fun.
What do you say John isn't going to come back from his little trip to town.
Speaker 8I don't understand.
Speaker 7I'll make it simple.
In the first place.
All those bugs outside don't mean a thing.
When I was in town this morning, Conway the druggist told me it happens out here every seven years or so.
There's something about the way the wind blows that makes millions of bugs come out of the swamp to swarm around this house in certain years.
Speaker 13Oh but then, why did you pretend to believe John when he said it was because they were after him.
Speaker 7Just so as he'd go to town for help.
Those bunks are harmless.
As soon as the wind shifts, they'll be gone.
But then, right this minute, John's driving to town as fast as he can go.
And any second now the steering gear is gonna bust.
No, yes, baby, because I fixed it too.
And when that steering wheel goes, it'll be curtains for John.
Speaker 4The car hid a tree.
Speaker 7And you'll be free to marry me.
We'll have formula three nine seven and all the door will bring in.
Speaker 4That's murder.
Speaker 7Nah, it isn't murder, it's being smart.
Speaker 8You've murdered John.
Speaker 13I'm guilty too, because I didn't make him send you away.
Speaker 7You never really wanted me to go.
Speaker 8I own a load with you and myself.
Speaker 7But but you don't, No, Mardin, I don't.
That's more like a baby.
We'll always be together, always forever.
Speaker 3Martin we.
Speaker 12Huh so if he's having one in the house, I did say you gotta.
Speaker 10Get out of here.
Speaker 4I'll hey you forget it there.
Speaker 8I couldn't pray hold.
Speaker 10Me never, I not before, not that, mister Conway.
Can't you drive faster?
Speaker 4We must get back to the house.
I'm driving as fast as I can, Professor.
Speaker 7Professor, you must control yourself.
That was a serious accident you were in.
It's a miracle you weren't killed.
Speaker 10You was We're your car hit that tree.
Speaker 3I'm just glad it wasn't me.
Speaker 4Yes, but please drive faster.
Speaker 7I should never have allowed you to return to your home with us.
Speaker 5You should be in a hospital, a doctor, my wife and Martin.
I've got to save them.
Those insects they hate me.
They're out to destroy all of us.
They'll kill my wife and Martin if we don't get there in time.
Speaker 7Professor, you must calm yourself.
I'm sure it isn't as serious as all that.
Speaker 4Oh doctor.
Speaker 5You, like everyone else, you don't know how dangerous the insect world is.
Speaker 10But I know.
Speaker 5And that's why they hate me, and that's why they're out to destroy me and my wife and Martin.
How we're almost there.
House is just around this bend in the road.
Yes, but please hurry.
You mustn't slow down, Professor.
I gotta take this curve flow.
After all, we don't want no more.
Good Lord, the house it's collapsed.
They've rented the insect directed.
I told you they were out to get me.
Now come quickly, we must find my wife and Martin.
Speaker 7Come along, Conway.
Speaker 5This looks bad, Mary, Mary, where are you?
Speaker 3Very?
Speaker 7Answer me, Conway, you'd better start looking through the wrecked Okay.
Speaker 4Very very, where are you?
Speaker 7Oh Lord?
I've never seen so many bugs in all my life.
Speaker 4We've only had more of my Formula three ninety seven.
Speaker 5We could kill all of them, all of them, but they won't get the better of me.
Speaker 7They won't, Professor, what are you doing.
There isn't any spray in that gun.
It's impress I'll show them.
Speaker 10I'll show them, doctor, Doctor.
Speaker 4I found them.
They're under the wreckage of the house.
Speaker 7Oh, you'd better take me to them, Conway.
Speaker 5Perhaps we too late, Doc, they're both dead.
Speaker 4They're dead, yes, Professor.
Speaker 5They were killed by falling timbers when the house collapsed.
No, no, it wasn't the falling timbers that kill them.
It was the insect world that killed them.
They tried to destroy me and instead they murdered Mary.
But now they're trying to break me down.
But I won't let them.
I won't let dums formulas formulas three ninety seven.
The sprays, which is like the walls.
Yes, yes, they're dying.
Speaker 8That's the right, they're dying.
Speaker 4Dark.
What's wrong with him?
That spray guns empty?
Speaker 7Conero just completely mad?
The insect world has destroyed his mind.
Speaker 2This is the mysterious traveler again.
How did you enjoy our visit with the man The insects hated?
Too bad about poor Professor Hansen, wasn't it.
Speaker 3Yes, they found it.
Speaker 2Gone completely mad and in his madness, had completely forgotten his newly discovered formula three nine seven which would destroy all insects.
Oh, what happened to the copy of the formula which Martin had stolen?
Well, strangely enough, when Martin's body was removed from the wreggage, the formula was not in his pockets.
Speaker 3Some people say that the insects.
Oh, you have to get off here.
I'm sorry, and I'm sure we'll meet again.
I take this same train every week at the same time.
Speaker 1You've just heard The Mysterious Traveler, a series of drama of the strange and terrifying.
In today's story, the cast included Maurice Toplin, Eric Dressler, Helen Shields, and Robert Dryden.
Original music was played by Geen Parazzo.
The Mysterious Traveler is written, produced, and directed by Bob Arthur and David Cogan.
Listen next week to a tale titled I Dream of Dying, another strange and terrifying tale of the Mysterious Traveler.
The Mysterious Traveler has come to you from our New York studios.
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