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Afternoon?

Everybody?

Welcome, Welcome, welcome, all is welcome to our little live stream from gep Hearts Beer Culture.

Here in New York City, we're on a street that they're about to crack some skulls and get all the cars off the street so they can so.

They can pave the road.

Maybe they might rip it up again.

Oh you think they might rip it up more.

That must make you, as a bar owner, so happy when they literally tell everyone.

To leave, leave the street so they could pave it over.

What was even more interesting was the the asphalt that was being dusted into the bar.

Yeah.

Right, And then the group that was sitting here said, hey, guys, can we close that window?

Like?

No, we like it?

Wait who likes it?

Your customers liked the well, there was a group of three overbody else in the bar didn't like it all right, And anyway, took us a little while to convince these guys to let's shut the windows.

Meanwhile, all the asphalt dust was going down into the I love yeah, I love it.

Is that like dirt.

I love it?

Those are customers.

Yeah, people always ask who the hell are these guys?

Well, if you don't know Matt who owns Get Parts.

I don't know what to tell you at this boy, we've been doing this for a couple of years now.

And uh and uh and this is Chris Ferretti, our new friend who's a comedian in New Jersey.

So so there you go, man, hanging my hat in the Storia.

Though you live in a story, a story lives above run they found my.

Oh god, no start that rumor.

Jesus, No, you live close to the walks away from all right three blocks that I got a connection to a story.

A lot of a lot of Hughes.

I used to live in Astoria.

And uh, let me see.

My grandfather dropped dead coming home from the fish store in a story.

That you you and he was a huge I think.

Oh he was Frederick Wolford Hugh.

No, he was the original.

I was supposed to be Frederick Wilfrid Hughes, the third.

He was the original.

I wish you were.

And so he's coming back to the pet store.

He owned a he owned au No, not a pet store, he owned a fish market.

You know you got your fish.

I'll think that one mommy, I bought some I bought some godfish and he dropped out of a heart attack on the way home.

And then I'm with age.

Yeah, I don't know, man, because yes, he helped me as a baby.

Maybe maybe maybe sixty, I don't know.

I don't know anything about the guy.

You go one generation and you're fucked one generation and no one gives a shit about you.

You die, you die, and you might you might have people that's still alive that remember you for like twenty years and then and then you're done.

I don't know any of my my relative stories.

Oh they Oh, it's only like if you.

Look at the generations, it's only like one of two pictures of your grandparents, and.

Like today there's like ten thousands.

Your whole life is online.

That and then my other memory of astoria, they found my uh my great aunt h dead in her in her favorite chair watching the Mets at one hundred one years old.

Oh wow, that happened in the story of two Mets win.

Uh.

No, I think that's why she died.

They were having a terrible year.

No, for a hundred birthday, she was she was a rock star, a rock star at one hundred for real.

She went to a Mets game for a hundredth birthday.

Isn't that great when it was in December?

Uh?

Huh, it wasn't it.

Oh, but that's how you describe your old relatives.

She still she still could go to the corner store and get her grocery.

Oh that's impressive.

That's really it.

And the unfortunate part is how you describe the deceased ones.

Is he lit up every room?

He walked to.

Shut up already?

You know, we did it like you liked it.

That's it, right, exactly.

But we are here at Get Parts.

Uh, I'm actually drinking the beer of the day from a last week.

This ship rules broke beer the week.

Actually, oh yeah, let's call it beer that one.

We're not gonna try that crap again.

We we do have beer the week.

Uh.

Like, it looks like it's gonna be a Labat's Blue's blue.

No, we're not doing it yet.

We're not doing it yet.

We're hoping it's a pumpkin.

Al Right, it's not a pumpkin.

Know what's great about Matt and Get Parts.

He's got two locations in New York City.

He does not pour in general pumpkin ale in general.

No, you're right, because product no, No, I understand that, but but begrudgingly you'll you'll have maybe one on tap for a little while, but in general you blow off the pumpkin ales, bitch.

Like an assumption.

I think last year we're just for you, just forgot.

Yeah, and what is pumpkin ale?

Is it?

It's not.

It's not actually pumpkin ails.

They're not made with any pumpkin exactly right.

It's an allspice in pumpkin pie spiced beer typically, So when they make a pumpkinhale.

With pumpkin, it doesn't taste very good.

Right.

There's gourd ales and others such types of.

But the pumpkin flavor is actually, uh, some of them are not mad, some of them are.

Really it's not pumpkin.

But what is it?

It's uh squash, It's squashed with a bunch of spices.

Oh yeah, absolutely, Yeah, A fucking expert in this, which one is with squash?

I think a lot of them, you know, like like your pumpkin spice lattes and all that, and your pumpkin flavored fucking underwear, and your pumpkin flavored fucking toilet paper.

Look it up, all these products are real.

Actually, I had to look at uh, including the toilet paper.

Yes it's not.

We'll do pumpkin ales and.

Wipe our ass, but it's uh, the flavors actually squash.

There's no pumpkin in it.

But then we gotta fix this ship.

But you can't call stuff like squash ale or squashuh spice latte will no one will buy that ship.

Now.

On the subject of bear, oh my god, we got a super chat but we're literally twenty feet away from the computer today, Chris, do you know, hope somebody julieber Uber.

I don't know anyway you do, I've a restraining order.

But on the subject, on the subject of beer, there is a great special going on here at pods.

Oh my god, you're so neat.

Wonderful beer at get hats where normally right you get a picture of beer, and they just started doing pictures of beer.

Just start, just started.

And if you come in here and you say Ron Berman for president, you can get yourself a picture.

Beer.

But thirty two dollars here it get parts.

It looks like I've known I've known Matt for no less than five six years, and I've never promoted them.

You've known them a week and you're already promoting to promote always always Forgotta.

I see that you're leaning into him and everything.

I'm leaning.

So how you been, Matt?

Everything good?

Great?

Yeah?

What's going on in your world?

Anything?

Nothing?

Fine?

Conversation?

Yeah, nothing better for a podcast or a live stream than asking something house things go?

And what's been?

What you been up to?

I'm nothing?

Everything is?

I want to blow it all in the first conversation.

All right, fair enough, a fine, fair enough, give me something.

So my motorcycle.

I know you broke your motorcycle.

You know what part this time?

You want to know the part?

Yeah, the Paul spring Oh ship.

Not that I blew training again.

You stop blowing the train.

This time it had a rest area in New Jersey.

Oh, on my way to Philadelphia to watch the Mentally when you went to the Mets in Philly and you didn't I didn't invite you.

You didn't invite me to show me your stupid Phillies.

You love phil I don't like so.

I don't like Philly.

I mean I love each other.

I didn't steal the ball.

That bitch.

Oh she got banned for life, did she?

Yeah?

Look she's you know, she's the she's the she's the Adam baumb word for real.

But you can't ban her for life, right?

She really thought that was her fucking ball.

People.

People know this, You know that I know about it.

She should be banned for for her stupid haircut.

Wait, what is this, Scott?

You always hand this stuff, expla.

I'm gonna show the camera frank franken beans.

Oh, Frankie Pean's in the baseball scene from uh uh something about Mary right right right right?

But she was she was a twat?

Do you have in your hair?

Did you just say oh?

Oh?

I thought, okay, all right, you're still no.

I was making sure you're still on topic and not and not talking about the rest area in Jersey where you're fucking motorcycle broke down and you have to sit there after you blew a tranny.

That's why I used to get the big bugs right there.

You know that lady's a twat.

But I don't understand the father.

Why would the father give the fucking ball back?

What do you say, Scott?

He said that he was given it to his son's tenth birthday or whatever it was, and then like all of a sudden, she's right up in his face and dropping f bombs and everything.

So it's like just to get away.

He's like, you would never do that, right, No, I put your face.

And obviously that father is not Obviously that father is not from Philly.

Philly fathers would never give that ball back.

I would have I wanna take this lady for a job.

I would have been like this with the ball, what this ball?

And just give her a good fucking mushing.

Did you take Paul?

All right here?

Just take the ball?

Please?

Please?

You look like Katie Kurt, remember Katy Kurt Well Ellen degenerous, some said Elizabeth Warren.

Some some say, but uh yeah, that's a that's a big story down there in Philly.

That probably the next dude, you got two kids, will you have given the fucking ball?

I would have said, this is for my son, you fucking exactly.

Well, that's the new thing unfortunately at sporting events though.

If you if you're excited and you catch a home run ball, now everybody is looking at you, like, give it to the nearest kid.

So you can't.

I got ship, right, but you can't keep a ball now.

You can't do it.

That lady did obviously, But as soon as you catch the home run ball.

The new thing is you look around, where's the nearest fucking kid.

Oh that's gotta suck if you're really a fan.

Man, See that guy took the hat from from that kid at the tennis stadium.

Yeah that one too.

Yeah, I think he made good.

He said, I'm sorry, I'm saw.

We ended up making it right, Like they ended up giving him a bat at the end of the end of the game.

You know ship he said, Yeah, he was a fucking idiot.

But I'm saying to you it was like the Phillies made it right by giving the kid like a signed back.

Why are you?

Why are you employ?

Then maybe they know that lady.

They're like, we want to get a free bet.

So here's what you do.

Mom.

You come over to steal that hall from me, right, and you're going off right right, let's keep going with that.

I like this playing kids, But if you're a grown man at the US, I'm gonna tell Jen what to do.

If you're girl man at the US opening, you're trying to get autographs along with oh yeah the fucking hat, grab a fucking what the fucking hats so stupid and they yeah, but uh, man, I honestly, I don't understand the dad giving the ball back.

I don't.

I don't get that.

There's there's not many fathers that would do that move.

They would be like, go at yourself.

If the if the shoe was on the other foot, right, and a guy had come over to a mom and like, listen, give me the fucking ball back, everyone would be fucking like an outrage.

But all of a sudden, it's okay.

They were outraged by the lady.

No they are, but like not to the degree that their own husband said, you're a watch.

It's trust me.

It's Philly.

This is Philly shit.

I get Philly.

I understand Philly.

Husband in quotation marks all right, well it's twenty twenty five.

I love each other, God bless uh.

Whatever you want to marry, I guess as long as.

It's not a fucking uh what squash only in the fall.

Let's see, Chris Freddy, how have you been?

I have been great.

See I'm gonna show how it's done.

I've been doing great.

You lost we thank you, man, I really happen.

I'm I'm down, like.

My shirts are almost closed.

So I'm doing all right.

I went my doctor told me my cholesterol was through the roof.

So I was like, all right, I got to get this handled.

I was like, you know, Jesus Christ, how bad is it?

And I was like, well, you know, just give me an idea.

I like, what'll be looking at here?

He's like, well, let me put it to you this way.

If he did one of those ancestryd and I test, half.

Of you would be butter.

All right.

I was like, what that might be good news.

The other half is dad, so but yeah, anyway, it was, uh, I have one of those doctors.

He's like one of those funny doctors, like he always likes to crack jokes.

And we found out I was a comic at and I.

He was like, hey, you know you should tell people I'm not fat.

I'm just a really lazy believe it.

I was like, I'm good.

We're a good doctor.

People find out what you're doing, they try to give advice.

Hey you can you can do that one on your little show this is I should do that, and they give you like they don't even give you anything.

It's like a premise, like New York paving the road.

You know you could do something that's on your show shut your mouth.

Here's the most ironic thing.

The guy's way fatter than me, like huge, and he's trying to doctors.

That's like if Jeffrey Dahmer walked in.

It's like every thought about going vegan.

I'm like, dude, you're the last person in the world that should be telling me.

What is it?

What does it catch?

What does it take?

I should say to catch somebody in Milwaukee with the Jeffrey Dahmer back of the day, the kid was running down the street that all those kids.

So he's just eating a black guy.

No, that's all right, that's what do you Those games.

Party hard?

You know what you been up to, Chris.

So everything is good, man.

I got my comedy special Midnight Hero coming out and another weeks.

Fun.

But other than that, I've been talking about some things just in the clubs, and I found like some pretty interesting things.

Is that, uh, you know, as a guy like I kind of like live in a little bit of a bubble, but I found that like females right just getting constantly hit on, even online, Like my wife got like a myriad of messages recently, and one of the messages was a guy that said, hey, I'd really like to.

See some of those feet picks.

Oh my god, came right, just just know hi, no, hello, just let me see some feet pics.

It was like right, So I grabbed the phone.

I was like, all right, list let me tell this.

I was like, you know what, wait a minute, you want to see me, I'll show you some feet.

I took a picture on my feet, like here you go.

You're like Robin Williams.

There you go.

I'm currently turning into a werewolf.

Now you asky motherfucker really said your my wife is the only person in the world that got blocked by a perverse So what about you?

Like, does your wife or anybody like females getting hit on constantly?

There are any requests beyond feet, beyond anything anything?

Is she getting hit on on social media?

No?

Maybe I don't check on social media.

I hope not.

I don't know.

I don't have anything on the topic, right, No, everything's pretty normal hit on, you know, Like.

I've discovered I've discovered recently that that I like giant I like giant boobs, like.

Giant I gat I gat.

I thought I grew out of that, but my analytics are are out of.

The algorithm.

It's not me.

It's the algorithm.

Dude.

My algorithm is change Sidney, Sweet, how does she that's the algorithm?

Sweet, it's the algorithms.

I go, Okay, I looked what my algorithm ready for this?

For real?

Big boobs and three iatlists.

Man, oh that's because you left your phone here one night, three I ONT lists and big boobs and broken in New Jersey.

Now I just looked like, sweet, I just it's all over Jersey.

You can get it?

How much that's cheap?

Now?

I had to learn the hard way because you know, we just you know, when my kids discovered the TikTok oh, Daddy put the TikTok on the big TV.

At first it was wonderful, all these silly, goofy fucking videos and dumb ship and all of a sudden the algorithm started shifting, and all of a sudden like oh well let's skip past that.

One's back again now, my now, my wife's basically, we can't yeah, we can't do this.

We can't do this anymore.

You so sick?

Fuck?

What have you learned recently about three I analysts?

Man?

I think I think it's gonna like fucking fuck with.

Our with our time, with our time.

I think it's bending fucking space and ship.

Look, I don't know.

I think I think.

I think we're gonna get a whole bunch of ship coming our way because I think I think a universe fucking just exploded somewhere and shot.

This ship out, and that's what we're seeing.

You don't think it's an alien probe, do you?

I don't think so.

If you don't know.

Three Eye Atlas is the third object they have discovered coming into our solar system, and it's uh.

Some say it's as big as fucking.

Manhattan, and it's not behaving totally like a comet.

And NASA, NASA, scusey, that's my that's my long island accident.

NASA is cutting the feed right when there's like perfect fucking right angles and ship that a comet shouldn't have the right sources and it's not omitting what nickel or something.

I don't know.

So the best, the best video I saw on it was Neil deGrasse Tyson admitting, look, we don't know shit about anything still and back in the day we did this wrap last time, but they.

Didn't understand the storms coming out of nowhere in the ocean, so they blamed it on the god poside it and then eventually like, ah, there's no god Poseidon, and we figured out why this happens.

So Neil de Grasse Tyson talks about there's gaps in our knowledge, and we used to call it the god gap, but now instead of saying the God gap, we're calling it the alien gap.

So when we don't know something, we're like, oh, it's got to be alien, right, But it's fucking mysterious as shit is.

I mean, the approach angle is bizarre, right, I mean the fact that it's on the ecliptic plane and it's passed behind the sun with its past.

So we can't see it.

We're not going to get a good shot at it.

Don't you think they would have a better way of getting here than like the spirit airlines of fucking spaceships?

Like what the fuck?

What?

Maybe maybe we're looking at this and they're sneaking in the back door.

You're you're enough about those Jersey rest stops, all right, Just they're enough already, God, get.

It out of your fuck.

You got your own algorithm.

Alien God, you are you're you're explaining explaining human nature on Earth.

We're full of ourselves.

What if it's a fucking is a spaceship and like, oh yeah, that earth crap.

But they already know, they already know they're going for something way cooler than souls.

Man, that's value.

This is kind of like on the fucking Jersey Turpike, you're like, hey, you want to stop at this rest area for Starbucks?

You know nothing?

What about like where they land, because where they land it's going to be highly dependent.

I'm like their first impression for humans.

If they land in New York, no one's gonna even notice, all right, if you see them on the subway, all right, man, I don't want to buy back of Skittles.

Some are guessing that this thing can can be.

Some think that this thing is land in the Bronx are gonna steal the ship Cross Bronx Expressway.

What's up, dad?

My dad used to drop his old cars off on the Crossbox Expressway.

What's up?

If they're going to what, they're gonna come back pregnant under my dad used to drop those haircuts.

Yeah, my dad used to drop the family cars off when he was done with him on the Cross Bronx Expressway.

You can't get us anymore.

He's dead and uh and he would collect the insurance.

One really back in the day, the Cross Bronx Expressway, you would drop your car off, it would be stripped to ship within an hour, just god knows.

And the Cross Bronx Expressway, No, it's legendary for New York.

All the buildings back then that were on the Crossbox Expressway route, they were all burnt out buildings and the city is like, ah, this is an I sore for all the white people coming in in New York City to work.

So they would put plywood over the windows and draw like drapes, draw window sills, draw plants.

Yeah, yeah, that was his whole job.

Him up.

But I don't know what this three eye atlas is.

It's fucking fascinating.

It is fascinating.

It is fascinating.

If you had to choose, like who you want to represent Earth to meet?

If they were extras extraterrestrials, who would you want to choose?

Don't kill me.

Other words, like if they landed here and we have to pick five people or three people to meet the aliens, who would you want to choose?

Fence You're like, you're not smart.

You're like Jerseys smart.

Yeah, that's from somebody from Long Island exactly as a middleman.

Oh, here's the here's the wrap on that.

For real, anything that could get to Earth is so of our ship that they don't they What are they gonna be interested in take our ship?

Well, I mean, you know, we have to send We have to send our absolute best, you know, so they can eat them.

I couldn't even all kidding as I couldn't even tell you who our best is at this point.

Drop of course, it's drop of course.

We have to send someone that really represents the best of us.

You know, I'm just thinking, like the situation, So the situation would I think.

He's a good one?

What do you do?

You what did you say about the later we're on the waiter, Oh, you gotta have him.

Welcome to the universe.

What's going on this Well, one of the New York City papers is saying, be careful.

This thing could be dropping probes as it passes by that way, and the probes are gonna land on her.

But they don't want anything to do with us anything.

The butt that was a big thing right in the nineties.

Yeah, come on, you were there what are you were on the cross box especially, that was uh, that was some sick ship.

I'm sleeping at night and next thing you know him on and only.

In spaceship and they're prob what it's cold Middle Now those no one got, no one got their ass probe by a fucking alien note were So you can't.

Think, I guarantee you like we are the reality show of the universe.

They would want to come by and see it.

We're so fucking crazy.

I think it gets way worse than even us.

Yeah, and and there's planets out there that have dinosaurs like ours.

You, so they just had their own fucking thing going on.

When you've taken mushrooms and you've gone really deep, like you've never had like any type of like communication with like any type of like something you felt like was otherworldly because I have.

Oh okay, yes there's a mushroom.

Come on, man, don't be shy, come on, let's be real.

Yes, that's it.

Yes.

The real conversationalist often often there can you explain it?

It's hard, man, that's hard explained.

Plus you look crazy when you start explaining it.

So just well, I mean, I mean, I uh, I I did a lot of meditation, and sometimes in a very very deep meditation, you see.

Ships that you cannot explain in human language, right.

Right, So that's what you're talking about with the mushrooms.

You've come out of it and you're you're trying to use it's not where humans are, right, but you're trying to al sudden explain to somebody.

You're like, oh, wow, I have no words for what.

I just experienced, just by the very nature of you explaining it, like you're bastardizing the experience because it wasn't a.

Human I saw the birth of the universe instead of tent once you know it's weird.

I so believe you.

It's true.

You had a quarter.

I ate a quarter of mushrooms at a vintage motorcycle fest where there were no rules.

There were no rules, no rules, like there you guys doing Harley wheelies next to my tent, face down, trying to figure out how I can explain the Big Bang to everybody now, wild, wild.

And all right, trying to explain it right now.

But I couldn't figured out I understand that anyway.

Uh No, you though, what was there before the Big Bang?

It wasn't even then.

How did nothing become this?

That's a good question.

I think we're in a black hole.

I think we're in a simulation.

Yeah, I think we're in.

I think we're in a similar thing for a still sperm fighting for the egg.

I am more last.

Somebody already got it.

We're just yeah, we're the leftovers.

We're just gonna turn on to swim back.

And then what is what is the And I'm not even high or anything.

What is the air right like between me and you?

What is that the space between me and what is it?

I don't know?

Man, all right, man, you're you are?

You already took pictures of my butt today.

I think we're get I think we get.

Wait, yeah, but it looks like it looks like I'm making but it looks like I'm making fucking muffins.

You know, he's spilling over baby.

Look look at my that's not you know, that's what you get in the front of the bar.

That's the first thing they see.

You can't you can't prove that was me.

I'm I'm wearing the same shirt.

That's up, bro, that's up.

Where you thinking of funny?

Right?

Funny?

Oh?

You think of fucking funny?

Right?

Do I look fucking amusing?

Do I look like a fucking comedian?

Do I look like a fucking clown?

Fucking amuse you?

How are you?

That's Joe.

No, that's what you sound.

I heard you from Cross That's what one of you motherfuckers are laughing.

That was Chris Ferreddy.

I heard that.

That was you laughing like that?

What you just ate?

A hot dog?

Motherfucker?

Who are you?

Bro?

Who are you?

I like this guy.

He's a big hug.

And he has PTSD, so you probably tough.

I don't want to get probably listening to Metallica.

I love to listen to metallic Who are you, bro?

My name is Terrell Boys all right, I think I'm seeing around.

What do you do from Rochester, New York?

You're from Rochester, I'm Rochester Homer Brothers.

Yeah, but you know how long I've been living in New York City?

But I was actually born in Rochester, New York.

So you ain't gonna have weapons on me.

I'm a bid I'm gonna shoot somebody or somebody and drink my beers.

You drinks some beers.

There you go.

I lived in Rochester.

I lived in the ghetto.

I lived in the ghetto I lived.

I lived in.

Oh shit, I forgot east of the.

City, so you know there was a lot of junk that was well sure.

I forgot the name of the area I lived in.

Uh, you don't know what Where are you originally from?

From Long Island, him saying, No, not Hampstead, I never heard of.

That's not in Nasshole County.

Motherfucker.

I'll tell you why I lived in the ghetto.

This motherfucker right here from Brooklyn.

No, because he looked too So it's a country boy.

Oh you're a Jersey Where the fuck you from?

I know it.

I'll tell you here a city.

Boy, there you go.

But I'll tell you why I want to fight him.

Why would you fight him?

No?

I hit him in the head with bottle.

That's not brand, that's not him one on one, that's I'm gonna bring the Dutch into this one.

That's too much fighting.

You got a little you got a little Dave Chappellee.

A lot of people say that's great.

I hear that's because I love the smoke weed on fucking day and drink beer.

I don't have a fucking job.

I wouldn't have known that.

I ask people for money.

Why I might sell something some solo items.

You want something?

What are you selling?

I got some Kansas Sooner fish right here.

I'm just just your okay, Well I want to see what you're but I really sells.

Just say allegedly Jesus christ man, Come on, I want it.

Hold on?

What Jesus look like?

Is he Puerto Rican or white?

Oh?

Back with your man?

Did you think Jesus have on a road with sandals walking across the water?

What does Jesus look like?

You have pretty hard transitions?

But have you ever seen Jesus walking.

Jesus?

I mean if you get, if you get a little uh, you know?

And why there's so many men that like to dress up like women and call them self transsexuals because you're over trans an what they doing?

Yes?

Of course?

How do you feel about aliens?

Because I would like you to meet them?

Do you believe in aliens?

We would love you to be the representative.

I believe you.

I've never seen alien.

Have you ever seen They're coming?

They're coming.

I ain't gonna lie to you.

One day I was sitting in the funk.

This is a true sword God, this is important.

You won't believe me if I tell you listen, you have no idea what we were talking about.

I was sitting in the funk, I was smoking a joint, and all of a sudden I heard something, So what the fuck was that?

It was a big ass fly.

They had only fatigue colors, and they had two beds and a high and it went down to the ground with.

Them, and I stumped all of them.

I said, fuck it.

On your all day.

You won't believe that true story.

I believe it.

Would you like to go on a tent with Matt and see the birth of the universe?

The birth of the universe and a tent?

What the fuck is the birth of the universe?

I don't know.

It was a witness.

It's kind of like a big bang.

It's the big bang, a big bang in attent.

So you decide, a guy that believed in a parallel universe, what the fuck is a a little universe?

That's gouge.

Basically, it's kind of like a neighbor you don't talk.

Basically it means not a scientist.

So I don't know nothing of this ship.

Here, Come on, scientists.

Still, I don't know where you're from, the scientist I know.

Still tuning.

How fucking dare you?

All right?

I've never seen you in the brokes, You big hulk, ok looking motherfucker.

All right, well that's true, I like him.

Well, come by again.

I appreciate it.

I actually like you, but I don't like you.

Do you like Chris?

Chris?

Usually most guys name Chris.

Why don't you like Chris?

No?

It was joking, No, Chris might actually be cool.

What that's target?

I just wanted toess you you ever heard of Captain Lluell Better?

Of course you look like you could be a little I wasn't a nephew.

All you need is a towel around your head.

Motherfucker, you look like a diabetic Samuel Jackson, So I guess we even you just that motherfucker.

You just seed rubber bands in your beard.

Bids that got you?

You know you heard him.

I heard him.

That was like, that was kind of like, that's kind.

Of a right.

I look like that.

Samuel old Jackson.

That was kind of funny.

You got him?

Grab what this dole?

It tastes like, motherfucker?

Do I look like a bitch?

Does he look like a bitch?

Give me that tuna fish, motherfucker, I ain't gonna ask you twice.

How many many moony samwiches you eat?

Mother?

See you got it down?

Man?

You really do you have a town?

He's crazy.

He's crazy.

Now you like him?

Now you like him like lady man got chicken in the sea.

If you're doing you doing your way here, that's I got some some tun and you got tuna?

Can I got some kirk signature?

You guy?

I mean, I'm fresh out.

I don't know how I saw.

You had a chop sandwich.

Leaves back this will you leave his mother?

Dorothy Man?

But that's one of the spec want to make the movies.

That's one of the special series, A pork chop sandwich.

I don't know what the to get that big this big arm wrestling motherfucker.

Oh, he called you little.

You're just gonna take that.

You're gonna take that.

What you want the gate, what you want?

Come, you just gonna take that.

I like him so much I can't even do some back he got.

Oh he got away with that one.

All right, that's all right, that's good.

Come back come back to away with come back come back to rol.

Oh my god, that was fun.

How the hell do you know?

I go to the Brons and I get off at once sis the first yeah.

And then where you go?

How is it up there?

I'm the building, Come on back.

I live in a building full of crack as the zombies, Which.

One which ones are better?

Which ones are better?

Nighbors in the Bronx ship the better of living in a building full of gang members.

I take the D train of the you know to the Yankee Stadium.

And when those when those, when those doors open, I get I get scared.

You guys are stuff.

You're scared.

I love you guys.

You know what you don't have, no fear.

You bring it on straight comedy.

I love it all right, all thank you, bro, come back and see us.

Bring a tuna can I like in water?

And then I don't like the.

Chunk, solid solid, mean it right away.

I want to say a joke for Captain Luil Banda looking right here.

You look like a fat wrestler, all right, some fucking old school drunk motherfucker, like Captain Lui motherfucker.

Looks like the wrestlers Andre the Giant used to pile.

It looks like he looks like you look like Dave Chappelletick got raped by Ving Raims.

Wow, we've got along with Terrod.

Damn, give a little bats for that.

Give you I'm sorry about the rape.

Yeah, I mean you can't just say come.

I don't even know what to say of that.

It's as uncalled for.

You look like you can crowl on a fat man's asshold with a cannon, manna his motherfucker with a cigarette in your.

Hands, the hand of the mics.

We can drop it, please, alright, thanks to all.

Oh my god, that's yeah.

He got you, he got But you come back for round two.

Bro, You come back around to you.

Guys, all and trim that dude.

You look like a handstand.

You can't take at least bread it all right.

You look like you're doing a handstand.

You look like you look like an Arab motherfucker.

I got his corner, sure set on fire.

Want a ball through the fucking world.

Alright, it's not eleven.

Oh my god, hard boiled egg.

Oh my god, that was fun?

Right, what are you talking about?

It's fun.

He'll be back in forty seconds.

Oh my god, that was fun.

What do you mean you know?

I think we turned it around.

I think I think he wanted to hit us over the head with tuna Fishneh, he's back walking back.

Right, finish her like mortal komback.

What she's gonna come out.

She's gonna come out saying some ship.

Oh you see, I stayed to catch charge.

Who's coming.

She's gonna come and she's gonna say some ship cart rolls looking bitcha she down the road.

She just went to store right there?

Okay, she went to get her.

All right, we'll get her.

Like.

I don't know if you know about roaches, you ever see dot roaches?

One hundred percent?

This?

Sometimes when I go inside my room, there's roaches that do backflips off the wall up in the what you'll stop laughing?

Turn the lights.

You cut the light on.

They saw her running this ship.

You gotta keep the lights on.

So I love the cot roads.

Look right here, she's coming.

All right, we'll get her on.

We'll get her on the way.

Uh all right, all right, all right, all right?

Where were we?

I mean?

Uh?

All right, she's coming.

All right, it's gonna be.

She she's magging, but cheeks clip, what what happened to your street man?

You're gonna leave it right now.

I'm gonna keep it roach.

I like fat Puerto Rican girls.

What you.

Uh?

That Puerto Rican girl?

No, man, dude, I'm too white for that ship.

They scared me.

I know you don't want to cart roads like this, the scared carrot him dying.

All right, cart roaches jump off the wall before I have.

You should started using as soon as you got what you call that ship acrobatic ship?

Yeah?

Oh here she is.

All right?

This god guy, don't mind my look?

Who are you?

Who am I?

I'm recording to card It Bobby.

How are you doing?

You guys?

You guys, you guys do over here.

My name, my actually name is Daisy Alarts, Daisy Alerts, but my stage name is to card It Bobby.

I do music here now only fans.

It's coming.

Hold on, I'm trying to get married first.

I could be first.

I could be naughty without feeling, you know.

Let's hear some of your music, some of my music.

Oh no, give me a bit to the dance, to the dance, to the dance, one dance.

I could do it.

Swear Charleston, Yeah, Chicago, two step.

I'm gonna give you.

Give the lady a drink.

Drinks what you know?

How do you feel about mast.

Look island, that's where.

That's whatever.

But I'm a wee girly girly all day every day.

Do you like rooms?

Rooms?

But like chocolate?

Alright, one, I've never seen the universe give birth in the inside of a tent.

Oh no, I want to see that.

You should need more mushroom.

It was like, I'm just happy, but I'm not.

I'm don't do you're from originally originally from England and Kenya.

Don't record.

It's probably going together now.

I'm trying to get your bear back there, so the best No, no, nothing, my bear.

You guys are putting me on.

They did put me on the first one to put me on some beer over nat twenty.

Five but ken do you know what they say?

Black?

No crack, don't cry, say eighteen, but twenty five for a real twenty.

Five for real?

Alrighted?

Do I know what happened in ninety nine?

Well it's a girl.

I liked it, They say this one girl went back to ninety nine and seen everything.

Who her name Daisy Lords?

No you did it?

Would you change?

I changed everything?

I brought everything together in ninety nine.

You got America in the altogether together, not together now we had segregation.

I'm breaking racism right here.

Come on, you're sure to get married.

What you want to get married?

Right now?

Get on your knees.

That's not how you get married.

That's something else.

That's a warm up.

Oh my god, why do you want to get married.

I don't get married because I don't want to be a hoe.

Okay, heard off.

That's yeah.

I got tired of being a home you made me, not a hop to get married.

This would be a whole freely.

Oh no, it looks like a litt jack take off again.

Mine is not done.

I got the break home road, trying to stand them for next Wednesday.

At the same time we'll get married.

Yes, no, probably not.

But yeah, you have a very pretty small you know, my inities are d oh, dude, dude, do you do do I do?

Oh?

Got to Jenny?

Oh yeah, we got This is a really good This is like this is the better.

That's a Guinness gene.

That's a Guinness.

A Guinness giving her a Guinness.

You know, no, you got it roll, you got it roll, you got it roll, you got it wrong.

That's so I want to what may accept many black, many queens, black queens.

This is what now and that where didn't I come to that?

For right?

Have fun?

You Nigerian prince.

I got an email from him.

I don't have no body as a Nigerian I have.

I have a body that's from England, but not from because my grandfather.

Never all right, go go go, go, go go go.

You just say I'll see you next week.

Yes, she's gonna get her hair did and come back and do it and dance.

Oh, she's gonna show us her.

We're going to marry her a little.

I hope she gets there.

You go, what what the what?

What the hell happened to the neighborhood?

This is not what happened in the neighborhood since I was gone for the summer?

What the is going on?

Thanks Obama?

All right, it's either Obama, Obama or Biden, right of course it is.

That was That was fun.

That was fun.

That was fun, right fun?

Could we take a break and I'll cry together.

We made it out of the one.

But watch this one.

I think Terrell's in you.

All right, just five hundred more laps.

The white in the neighborhood has just been stored.

You play pick a ball.

They're not running, they're just trying to get to pick a ball on time.

I think we turned the thing around.

I think we were gonna get I think we were gonna be in a situation and then we turned it around.

That's right, he's he's coming back, he's coming back.

All right?

Where were we?

I was gonna ask for another beer?

Is your beer in there?

Mhm?

Why don't we do Why don't we do beer the day?

You want to do beer the day?

Well, we don't have to do beer all we'll do that crap.

All right, let's beer the week.

It's time for beer the week.

Beer the week.

This is the Hoffe Dunkle.

Oh yeah, so this is another one for because he likes some dark, not that dark that that was scary dark.

I'm talking about beer, man, I do you haven't idea?

Tell me you like it?

From Long Island?

Caramel.

Let's let's start with caramel.

Holy, start with caramel.

Yeah, start with caramel.

Got to ease into that ship.

Oh that was God punishing you for your racism.

That was racism.

Now that's get a couple of glasses.

You like what you like liberal whiteism?

So what's to deal with this?

So this beer's been rude?

Since approximately fifteen eighty eight.

Okay, fifteen eighty eight.

Yeah, it's been around in a while.

Bring it up a little bit.

Let's let them see you for it.

There you what kind of beer is it?

It's another dark This one is a dunkle, all right, Yeah, Chris, you're right in honor of our new.

Friends, using that term very loosely, well before our friends arrived.

No, I'm not.

Now we're stuck with them.

Trust me, there are new friends.

I gotta tell my wife I'm bringing the at least one or two of them home for dinner.

Now, Oh my, that's that would men?

Sure yo yoo?

Too easy, too easy?

All right?

So what the that's all?

Anyway?

So yeah, talk about it?

Sure, sure, sure, all right, black people, So let me explain the.

Beer a little.

Are you ready?

I'm ready, I'm ready.

Fifteen eighty eight.

This beer was brude according to the rein Heights Commote.

What's sack.

That's the German Purity Acts ahead anyway, so you're not allowed to use any crazy adjuncts.

It's only the water, east hops, Parley, and I think some sugar, so it's a it's natural.

There's no.

Now caramel like you mentioned was caramel in this.

These are the aromas that you get.

Okay, it is a lagger logger temperature, so okay.

Solow Gold gets it nice and ready and malty.

And that's a classic dunkle.

That's off about off.

Cheers.

Beer of the Day.

It's not fall So you love it.

It's not bad, not smoking.

No, it's not bad.

Beer of the Weak, it's not bad.

Do you like it?

It's not bad?

Do you love it?

I don't know.

Do you want some more of it?

Sure?

But I don't know if I like it?

It doesn't make it.

It's just trying to sing a song.

What's that smell?

What's not record?

What am I smelling?

M crack, I'm smelling.

I'm smelling.

Uh, I'm smelling granny underwear?

Okay, No, what is that smell?

How do you how do you have that in your database?

I once, uh, try to kiss my grandma with my mouth underwear with my mouth opening.

And then she said, kids are where the underwears is?

I didn't know?

He said no, no, she said, close your mouth.

I'm like, probably a good ideas those lips boy finger banging made, but let me close your mouth please.

I went in for kiss and I guess my mouth was watching the men's game.

That's my great aunt.

That was my grandma's sister.

Hunter One never went to the hospital, and I'd watching a Mets game in our favorite fucking chair.

Yeah.

Well, all right, I don't know what to take it.

It's mild and it's kind of it's easy.

Yeah, friends, and so I'm still in Shaka.

We got new friends that Taro could have went either way he wanted.

He definitely wanted to go either way.

Would have listened to me.

So he's from Rochester.

I did live in the ghetto in Rochester.

It was.

I forgot the name of it because we got out.

I'll tell you what happened.

It was a It was a house owned by the City of Rochester and my friend who was a fraternity brother.

He worked for the City of Rochester and this house for like youth that went bad.

I was just sitting there there was It was an empty house.

It had two living rooms, two kitchens.

We all had two rooms each.

Even though it was five or six of us.

It was a giant house.

They wanted someone in there so they wouldn't break into the fucking house.

So we got to live there for free in the ghetto.

A bunch of white kids in there.

But when you're in your but when you're in your like at this point, moving moving closer to the mid twenties, free fucking rent, you're gonna fucking do it.

And then we invite our lily white uh friends for a party, and uh there was a there might have been a little race.

Outside our It's funny, guys, well, right, half our friends were from Fairport, I'll go local for Rochester, and they came to the ghetto for this giant party we're having and.

Some of the locals didn't appreciate how white the neighborhood was that night, and next thing you know, there was an all out, fucking quick race war outside the house.

And I, I'm not gonna lie to you.

I went inside and I in your two rooms.

I hid.

And then we had a friend that was like, I will, I will take care of the situation.

We got to call crow Bar.

A Crowbar never showed up.

Is that the guy's name, Crowbar?

I guess, I guess that's the guy.

That's the guy you call when you're in a situation like this, Crowbar.

Yeah, but he never showed you know.

I'm gonna put a crow bar on my phone.

Yeah, but it was scary where it was scary, or the night was scary.

Just living there was scary.

Did you later meet Crowbar?

No?

Do you think do you know he exists?

No?

And then the city came to like take a look, make sure the house was in good order, and it wasn't.

We had beer cans all over the fucking place, and the place was a mess, and they kicked us.

Out of the ghetto, the ghetto for empty beer cans.

No, we started a fucking beer can pyramid in one of the kitchens and and it was very very high, very high.

But there were other problems with the house too, broken ship and stuff, but we got we had hot water.

Yeah, man, Yeah, my grandma did not die there.

No.

Did you have roaches backflips?

We didn't have roaches?

Uh No, they didn't have lights roaches doing backflips?

Though, what the fall?

They're just falling because they're like the scary thing is when they jump under the wall, right, Oh roaches?

Ye, God damn it, God damn it.

I don't know if I like the beer the I don't know if I like Beer of the week.

Thanks for coming.

You like it, you loved it.

You only like smoke ship.

No, like like one brewery that smokes their damn beer.

No, I'm just drinking this from last week.

This was I'm sicking beers.

That's why.

That's why he had he had a summer long hangover a ten years.

Oh you remembered, I had ten beers all summer.

I wrote that down?

You did, all right?

So what else is going on?

Smooth transition?

No, I think this thing went off the rails when we really thought we were being We all thought we were being month.

We thought we'd be a month.

No.

No, oh, Chris Paretti's mom stealing ship?

Yes, all right, so my mom was a little bit of a mom.

No, leave Daisy out of this, all right.

She's a beautiful fucking woman.

Do you think her real name is Daisy?

You do stage stage right?

So Chris Paretti's mom is uh, she's still alive.

Wait, she passed too.

How did she die?

She saw my act and she just died of how'd she die?

She was it was hard problems you had kept scaring her.

Wait, both parents died of hard ship.

Yeah you're helping.

Yeah, thanks thanks for thank you did the legacy.

Did she die Mulberry Street too, like your dad?

Why would she do that?

You avoid that street?

She she died at home.

There was some guy from Long Island finger banging her and kissing her with an open mouth.

It was really weird.

Is your grandma at the time, because she was a mats man, it's fucked up pans.

That's that's not even my story.

But I know you're how many people she died mysteriously?

It's obvious because you're not.

You don't want to talk about.

You don't want to She.

Had heart attack at home.

All right, there's something there that obviously you're saying.

How about your fucking move on, asshole.

Yeah, let me talk about my dead mother.

Fuck dude.

Yeah, she's uh, you just said that sucks.

Yeah, now it's something else.

Yeah, now it got awkward.

She stole She stole everything everything, Like if she was here at get Parts, like all those fucking coasters were, she probably would have been take one of those stools.

We've been out of coasters for a while, like wonder.

Like silverware, everything back, Chris, Chris, this ship would be gone.

She would have taken this.

Is she the one that stole my career.

Well, you have to have one first before they who are you a stupid name?

That guy?

You had one?

Yeah, she stole you.

Don't steal anything from you.

Yeah, yeah all the time.

One thing, well, she she opened up a credit card in my name and then bought two air conditioners that didn't make any payments on it.

And then I got.

I had already moved out by then I got out up to eighteen.

Yeah, she opened up a credit card, bought two credit brought two air conditioners in my name, and then didn't pay them.

And then I started getting Yeah they were there, you know there, window ones, window units and maxed out.

The credit cards got like the top of the line, and then that was that was it, and I had to make the payments on that.

The worst part is when I confronted around and she's.

Like, oh, you told me I could use it, Like, I didn't tell you.

You could open up a credit card in my name.

So she had a long history to your room that night and you receive me and I did.

It was like that, So, so yeah, she stole everything.

Uh, she I think one of the worst things.

You guys need to think.

I'm fucking making this up.

I don't think so.

Listen.

She stole She went on Eastern Airlines and she stole the flotation device under the seat.

I wanted to do that.

She got it home.

She got it home, she inflated it.

It was a little straw and everything.

I would rule it a pool.

So she inflated it.

Roll it a pool, you.

And then after after she blew it up, she's like, oh my god, it really works.

And then she threw it on the ground and gave it to the cats.

So right now the cat's gonna do it.

Oh, they were playing with it, you know, they were they were scratching it.

Use it as a you know, a scratching polo.

Right now is the guy sitting in So she stole that.

She also stole the drink menu from out back steakhouse, all right, which is insane.

You try to order from home.

Yeah, this is what this is what.

Makes this one insane because you didn't have the ingredients for the fucking drink menu.

Okay, here's some grape for juicing vodka.

It's hits it down on the sunset and joy.

So she would do that, and she hand out the menus.

Oh yeah, if you came over like, oh, yeah, here's a menu, opie, Oh, looked at you.

Okay, here you go.

How are you alive?

I survived, man, I survived.

But everyone has their own ship.

Like you have a crazy mother too.

It's not right down.

She was perfect waiting.

Yes, I am mat.

You know, it's always fun when you're in high school and you see your mom climbing out of a dumpster because she's collecting hands.

That's always fun.

Going to Maine for the ten cents.

My mom's like I got an idea, you know that when when the cans were what five cents?

Return?

And man, so you've been driving your friends and all of a sudden she's jumping out with Tompster like you what happened?

All right, we'll good.

Oh no, it's okay, it's okay.

It's just good to see uh not shitting on the sidewalk.

It's nice.

So Gebark is open until two a m.

Yeah, Jesus about any any crazy things with your mother?

That's crazy.

You have a mother that she reproduced by diffusion.

Diffusion is that a thing.

Man had a very good upbringing, very good, very very good.

My father was a pastor and my mother is a housewife.

Okay, so, but no crazy story.

Is Lily White some pretty bad ship you want to hear?

Yeah, let's go for it.

I mean it was when you went overseas and had a you know another mom.

Okay, why not, let's go for it about that?

Which mom?

You want?

Anything you want?

I don't want your show.

Did a year of high school overseas and he might have had relations with his mom over there.

Called her my mom.

This guy mommy.

You were there, you were there, you were there.

You all have called her mommy.

She's here right now.

Come on, let's see it.

It's got Jerry Springer real quick boom still yeah, so her host mom, his host mom say that he and I.

Anyway?

Thanks?

Yeah, hey, yeah, so that's a little weird anything for you.

You got mom, You got a mom.

She's still alive.

Good.

Oh I almost got his mom to you.

Actually, she likes met.

His mom likes me.

Wait, come on, over, what happened I kissed her?

No?

You did not on the cheek cheek?

Yeah that's me.

Okay, hard metallic this summer.

No, I didn't metic.

I wasn't invited to the house.

That's that's how you that, that's how you do it.

No, my mom's so alive.

But we came from brunch and uh and uh she kind of flared with Matt and I yelled Now, I yelled, He yelled yes, and he kept trying and almost long darted like the uh gay.

Black guy brother.

You gotta try, though, I think you gotta try, right, beer, I looked free beer for life if he had, you know, nailed you mom.

Yeah, but she's probably got a monster fur burger.

I don't care trims are shaved.

It's like probably does look like whoopy in a head like it was pretty good, dude.

And speaking of that, tell us about the specials get parts this week.

Burger coming your way.

It's a smash burger, by the way, it's a d v D a smash burger.

But everyone has anything in the chat?

Is there anything in the chat?

For anybody has any great didn't even see the chat.

I have the wrong camera today, so so the laptop is literally like ten feet away from us, right, I can't see anything they're saying, which is probably good.

Yeah, the mics have probably been off the whole time.

All right, why don't we start wrapping off a booger on your face?

I said, we wrap up.

Final thoughts.

Let's start with Scott Watson.

Final thoughts.

God, bless Charlie Kirk.

Bless Charlie.

All right, Chris Freddy, Thanks Obama, appreciate it.

Thanks Obama.

Final thoughts Matt, Thanks Nixon?

What thank you?

Nixon?

Nixon?

We're going in here.

I don't know.

My final thought is what happened to your neighborhood?

I don't know, because the road's ship By tomorrow morning, it'll be all like wash individuals right walking around with your.

Slaves by them.

Yeah, they're gonna repave the road out front of get Hots all right.

Cobblestone right here, getting cobblestones, all right, guys, thanks for checking us out, greatly appreciate it.

This is my friend Matt, who owns get Parts here and the other one Beer Culture forty fifth between eighth and ninth.

Come have a pumpkin ale, Gona, twelve lines of pumpkinale.

We had beer the day.

Thank you very much, Matt.

Comedian Chris Ferretti, you could follow mine all the socials.

It's either Jersey Ferretti or Chris Ferretti.

I can't even figure it out.

I'm working on changing it right now.

To what And if you gave us a few bucks, thank you.

If you hit the light, thank you.

It helps with everything.

And uh, until next time.

I care everybody.

Until next time, TYRALP for President.

I like that.

I like that.

That's how we end.

That's how we end.