Oh yeah, good morning, everybody.

Welcome to my live stream.

It is early.

We got to start these things earlier because we got kids to get to school.

I am half asleep because I stayed up to watch the football game of the year.

The Bills beat the Ravens last night in a unbelievable comeback.

And with that I say hi to Ned Scheckler because he says good morning.

But f the Bills, dude.

That game ruled, absolutely rule.

The Bills hung in there, it looked like it was impossible to stop the Baltimore Ravens.

That Lama, that Lama Jackson and h and Derrick Henry unstoppable.

I'm thinking, you know what, maybe I'll turn off this game, get some get some sleep, because we had a glorious weekend.

But all of a sudden, it all sudden, like all right, wait a minute, here, wait a minute, and the Bills came all the way back and beat the Baltimore Ravens.

What the f.

And then, of course I had adrenaline just flowing through my body.

So then the insomnia hit and I think I fell asleep.

Last time I checked the clock, it was like one fifteen, so I probably went to bed at one, one thirty and I just got up about a half hour ago.

But it was worth it.

The glorious Bills playing the last year at the old stadium.

They've been at that old stadium for I don't know what, what like fifty some odd years, moving into a new stadium next year.

But Josh Allen and the Bills, yay me?

How was everybody?

I hope your football team won last night?

Oh my god?

Oh, let's say how to Jason?

Hi?

Jason.

Let's say hi to rj Hnters High, rj Hi Nick High, Ted Pallawata, John Corns down there in Philly.

How are you, John?

I gotta be honest with you.

I was playing I was playing volleyball.

I was going on bike rides.

I was playing ping pong.

I was watching the first season of Kirby Your Enthusiaso.

I was watching the Jersey Shore.

We watched Thunderbolts.

So I ended up not not watching the news all weekend.

I ended up not watching.

Oh no, I did watch.

I did watch a little bit of the Jets and the Steelers with Aaron Rodgers.

Look I take a peek at the Jets.

You know, nowadays I only followed two football teams, the Bills and the Jets a little bit, and you know, Aaron Rodgers he marches into MetLife Stadium.

I could see the stadium across the river from where I live, and Aaron Rodgers and the Steelers, Oh, they come away with a victory, and Aaron Rodgers walking up the field.

I can't hear you, bitches.

F Aaron Rodgers, you were a bus to New York.

Yeah, congratulations on your stupid victory walking off.

Well, I can't hear you what as they're trying to boo Aaron Rodgers.

But the Steelers had a had a decent victory as well, I guess.

Scott Watson up the river, Good morning to you, Good morning, Gail.

How are you?

We're gonna We're gonna muscle through this one.

I'm not gonna lie to you.

I'm a I'm tired, you know.

I wanted to go to bed early after a very fine, productive weekend with you know, the kids and the wife and everything.

And then uh, and then the Bills decided to make that comeback, and I said, all right, I'm here for what.

But anyway, it's a it's a it's a stupid Monday in New York.

City.

Uh wolf in what about that ass who took that ball from the kid?

Jesus well, I got a lot to say about that.

Uh.

You know the women, the women in fill they're tough.

They're tough broads.

Some of you women down there in Philly, you're tough.

You're tough, brouds.

And if you don't know, there was a ball in the stands was a home run ball.

I don't even know.

Kid kid, Yeah, he's staying with his little min He wants to catch a ball.

The ball goes kind of bouncing to the side, right, and then you got a guy he's like, well, I'll go get that ball for my kid.

You'll do pretty much anything for your kid, right and then ah, and then he runs and gets the ball.

But a woman's right there and she's basically saying, this was my fucking ball.

And the guy runs over and gives the gives the home run ball to his kid.

And then Katie Carrick Elizabeth Warren Akaren, she marches up to the up to the husband, not the husband, sorry, the father, Like I said, I am, I am, I am tired today.

Insomnia sucks, but not after a bill's victory.

Bitches.

She marches up and she's like, that's my ball, that's my ball.

And this is what I think about it, Wolfing, Why the fuck did the father give the ball back to Katie Carrick?

Why?

I don't know her real name.

Why why because she had the scary hair with the gray and the black.

That's the mistake.

Man.

I would have I would have.

I would have said, oh, you want this ball back, Oh, this one right here, right here, right here, and then mush it, mush it in her face like that and go beat it.

Why did the father give the ball back?

And he was like this, like he was scared.

What are you doing?

Take care of your kid?

Oh my god?

But you know the internet, the internet doesn't play.

The Internet doesn't play.

So this, Karen is you know, you know the internet won't stop until this woman's life is completely completely destroyed.

So what do I think about it?

I think I think the father lame.

Oh my god.

Obviously not a union guy down there in Philly.

A union guy would have laughed right in her face, like go go go after yourself, you and your stupid haircut.

Go g what do you mean?

Gao ge g?

So there you go.

What's up, Poncho.

How are you?

Did I miss the weather report?

I don't understand what that means.

Corniff, what's going on?

Cornif?

How are you?

Brother?

You good?

I hope you good.

Can you do me a favor and tell me if my next message sinds?

All right?

All right, this is quite the setup, but we'll go with it as long as we can.

At least Tarzan will always be because Disney doesn't have the balls to make uh eh like uh eh, oh, wow, you're just you aren't you?

Just a treat rog show?

We don't do the easy, cheap crap rog show.

Uh.

This guy, here we go, here's here, here we go.

This guy can't even bother the comba's hair and splash some water on the face.

Looks rough?

Oh do I look rough?

God, dude, you get up this early for this garbage.

Let me get rid of you.

Goodbye.

Yeah.

If if you need your live streamer to look pretty, then then don't come here.

I rolled out of bed with insomnia, with the adrenaline, adrenaline still, you know, just uh pouring through my body because of the Bill's victory, and I'm like, you know what, I don't give a shit.

Turn on the goddamn camera, say hi to your people, and then we, uh, we go about our day.

Right.

Is the big news today?

Trump declaring war on Chicago.

Oh my god, Oh my god.

Depending on what news network you follow, Trump is declaring war on a on a on an American city.

Oh my god, Oh my god.

Chicago's like, you know what I mean, I guess I gotta pat down some of the flyaways.

So fair enough to that guy a little bit, but you're a weirdo.

You're a weirdo.

Depending on the news you watch, you know, you got the extreme left.

We're going we're going to war with Chicago, which is unheard of.

You know, a US president declaring war on a on an American city.

That's crazy.

Oh my god, he's declaring war at Chicago.

By the way, you're not gonna get me.

You're not gonna get me with this one.

I'm for Trump and the National Guard coming into some of these cities as long as it's you know, I think I would have a problem with it if it was permanent, but a temporary solution to knock down the numbers a little bit and make uh, make some citizens in some of these cities a little safer.

I'm for that.

I'm I think the problem is that there are hell holes in America that he is ignoring because they're red states.

I think I think we can all say that.

But with the Chicago situation, he's not declaring war on Chicago, you dummies.

Well, you give me the news the right way, you dummies, you know, to give the news the right way.

Uh, these cable companies have to admit when Trump is doing good.

You can't be a cable company that, you know, basically, uh, looks at everything Trump does as a bad thing.

You can't do that.

That's where you're getting all the fake news.

And it works the other way with the let's go with the Fox in this case, I guess, although Fox has been pushing back a little bit.

You know, if you're a cable news channel and rah rah rah Trump can't do anything wrong.

He's great at everything he does, that's bad too, Right, But the situation with Chicago, Uh, sure we should be rolling into other cities some of the red red staks to help them as well.

But with Chicago, you know, it's hard.

It's hard to say you don't need the help.

Went over the weekend, eight more people in Chicago not Illinois, Chicago were murdered over the weekend.

So now you can't get in front of a microphone, you can't take your you can't take your stupid portable podium.

That's why I would never be a politician because I don't want to.

I don't want to wander around my city with the portable podium.

Can you put the podium in the back of the truck.

I got, I gotta I gotta talk in front of a KFC this morning, and then they set up the portable podium and then you you walk out there like an idiot.

So you can't take your portable podium today and announce stay out of our city when you had eight more people killed over the weekend.

You can't.

It doesn't work.

It doesn't work.

And it's not a war.

It's not a war.

Trump is trying to show a little force in some of these cities with the National Guard.

That's what that is.

It's not a war.

Oh god, it's not a war.

Okay, all right?

Who's more famous?

Ronaldo or Michael Jackson?

Oh god, I don't know.

I mean, people love their soccer, so I would have to go with Ronaldo, right, world wide fame I guess, I think.

I don't know what does Corndiff say today?

Does New York smell like some Wait?

Oh, does New York smell the same?

Or has anything changed while you were gone?

You know new York.

I was gone for three months, but New York is pretty much pretty much how I left it, you know, the smells of the smells.

There's a lot more electric scooters around.

There's uh, there's a lot of businesses closing in New York City because the landlords are out of fucking control.

You got a little business.

I want to start a little business.

Look at this storefront, it's perfect for us.

Oh my god, you got a dream.

You set up a Facebook page.

Oh oh, look at us, Look at us, and we'll do deliveries and everything.

And then you make an ends meet and you're starting to get a little excited about your business.

And then the landlords they come swooping in and they raised the prices to the point you can't afford it anymore, and you got out of business.

Man.

You know that's happening to our beloved, our beloved Pinkbury.

The kids were in Pinkburry.

I think three days in a row.

You know, the excuse is because because the store is closed, and Daddy, we got to get our pinkbury in because it's closing and uh And they basically said, the landlords, Uh yeah, they're just hammering us, hammering us, excuse me, to the point that, uh, we we have to leave this location.

It just it just sucks.

So that's the big thing I'm seeing that the landlords are completely out of control with the rents, and it's it's crushing the small businessman, just crushing them.

We got John Quartz, Karen McK ball snatcher awful.

Yeah, John's down there in Philly.

Yeah, she's I think she's somebody that thinks she can handle the internet.

When the Internet comes at you, you can't handle it.

None of us can handle it.

When the Internet comes after us, you think you can.

Oh, you think you can.

But she's she's got to be out of her mind at this point.

Ah.

Anyone win the goddamn power Ball?

I want to know if I, Oh, that's right, I didn't play the powerball.

Damn it.

I should have played the power ball.

Did anyone win?

I saw that five people want one hundred thousand dollars in the power but that wasn't the big, the big prize.

Right where are we at with the power ball?

I know it's well over a billion dollars.

Hi, Paul, good morning to you, sir.

Are you good?

I hope you're good.

This guy looks like a demon.

I look gorgeous, Tim, I look absolutely gorgeous.

All right, all right.

In other news, Trump was at the US Open.

I guess the tennis thing finally ended.

I fucking hate tennis.

Coudpool coupooh, coupooh, cupoo coupoo.

I hate it.

I tried every sport growing up, every sport, little league.

I was scared to get in the batter's box.

I was a great fielder, great, I was a great fielder, but was too scared of a of a twelve year old throwing his forty two mile an hour fastball.

So I, uh, you know, I didn't sell it a little league.

I chose basketball, which was way rougher.

I fucking broke more fingers, and then I could count rolling ankles, knee injuries, broken stern him from basketball, cracked, I should say crack stern them from an elbow, broken nose, what else?

I wasn't scared to play basketball, but I'm scared to get in the batter's box in a little league baseball game.

But I tried every sport.

We didn't even played tackle football, flag football, which was just as rough as tackle because now you're just pushing the guy over.

And you know, even after seeing Billy Deacondido's bone go through his fucking forearm when we were kids, and him running home screaming for Mommy holding his own own left arm together, and we still played.

You know, football still didn't scare us.

No.

But for some reason, little league stepping in that batter's box got this kid has a forty two mile an hour fastball, and then the help would get frustrated.

We we we get closer to the plate.

I'm like, no, mister, no, thank you.

But played every sport.

End up cool, Oh man, I had the tennis noise and I lost it already.

Tennis stakes.

Half your balls are flying over the fence.

Excuse me, because you get my back.

Let me let me run down some more balls so he could continue this game.

But I guess the final in the US Open was last night, and the trump Ster, the trump Ster, uh decided I don't know why he decided he needed to go to the US Open.

Oh my god, why he probably had to check out his New York apartment.

People forget that Trump, uh, you know, has an insanely insanely I was gonna say, nice, but insanely gaudy apartment on Fifth Avenue here in New York City, and he goes there every once in a while, the check on it, I guess, and he's like, yeah, might as well go to the US Open.

And once again, depending on what news outlet you watch, he was either booed or cheered.

I have listened to the audio no less than ten times, and I can honestly say I don't know if he was booed or cheered.

I have no idea.

You know, we live in a world where, look you can see it in my old chat, people just try too hard with their garbage.

So I'm like, all right, I'll listen to the I'll listen to the audio of Trump at the US Open to see if he was booed like everyone's saying, or everyone's saying he was cheered.

And I can't.

I honestly can't tell.

It could go either way, I guess.

I guess it depends where you fall politically, whether you heard the cheers or the booze and then oh my god, they don't miss anything.

Trump popped a little pill.

He popped a little pill, a little blue pill, and it was in his teeth like this at the US Open, and people zoomed in and it went viral.

Uh, Trump is popping adderall at the US Open.

Was one of them.

Yeah, okay, okay, yeah, the rumors were Trump and the adderall.

And they're rumors because I don't I don't hang out with the guys, so I'm you know, safe to say they're rumors.

Okay, So just imagine this.

You're the president of these United States of America.

You could be surprised some of this stuff is, you know, is defending the Trump and you're going to the US Open.

You're flying in for the for the night, You're gonna go check on your your apartment in the city.

You probably want to take a dump on your gold toilet.

Uh you know, and uh, you're you're on the way to the US Open, and and uh you like the adderall allegedly.

Like I said, I have no fn idea, And all of a sudden, you're gonna you're gonna wait here sitting at the US Open, all eyes are gonna be on you.

They're gonna be on you.

And at that moment you decide to pop a pill.

Oh, what happened to logic in America?

When you do that in the in the presidential isn't a limbo?

And is and is in his limbo?

Uh?

When you do that on the way, when you do that on Air Force one, right, you wouldn't you wouldn't do it in front of everybody.

Of course, it wasn't drugs.

It was probably an altoid because you know, Trump's got those teeth with the with the black, with the black on the sides and in the gums, so he probably gets a lot of dry mouth and he's like, well, get me some goddamn altoids.

I gotta kiss some broads.

I gotta flirt with broads.

Where are my altoids?

It was it was an altoid, all right?

That's why he come here.

So we can decipher this ship.

Another thing happening besides the Bills with a glorious victory over the Baltimore Ravens.

What happens to like the Baltimore Ravens.

By the way, Lamar Jackson is unstoppable.

Uh, Derrick Henry is unstoppable.

He's a machine.

And then he and then he fumbles and that changed the momentum of the whole damn game.

They, for whatever reason, the the Baltimore Ravens can't put the put important teams away when they need to.

It's weird, right, I think so.

Michael uh from Huntington, longtime fan.

Well I love you, Michael, Thank you, thanks for checking this out.

Okay, Governor Christie, Governor Christie, he's as big as a beach ball.

He's as big as those balls you had to like roll around in gym class, those giant balls.

I'm so old.

We climbed ropes to keep as busy.

As soon as you're climb a rope in gym class, man, you're gonna behave because you're gonna be like teacher.

Can I do that again?

Oh no, you can't do that again, young Greg, because you were misbehaving in gym class.

So no, you don't wanna you don't wanna miss an opportunity to climb up the ropes a second time.

Oh by god, that's where most of us kids discovered what are what are junk could actually do?

And then we had giant parachutes and gym class and giant balls, and Governor Christie is as big as a beach ball.

And this guy, he uh, he just puts his foot in his mouth all the f and time.

I'm not a fan of the RFK Junior.

I'm not a fan of any politician that gives me medical advice.

To be honest with you, I'd rather follow the scientists and the doctors.

And if some scientists and doctors are quest things, all right, I'll listen to them, No problem, I'll listen.

I'll listen to you.

RFK Junior.

Though he's making a mockery of the CD say, I think I think even some of the Republicans are starting to admit that there is there's some scary crap going on right now with the RFK Jr.

And I know a lot of people love him.

So I apologize ahead of time for triggering triggering you this morning.

Excuse me, but Governor Christie, oh my god, it can't come from Governor Christie.

Democrats line up all the people you got and go, huh, who's in shape?

You look like you're in shape, And then have that guy and go in front of the camera and say, uh, that RFK Junior doesn't know what he's talking about when it comes to health.

That's how the Democrats.

I gotta tell you, man, aren't you a Democrat?

No, I'm not no moderate slash leaning towards the right if you want to know the truth.

I just feel like the Republican Party, though, was filled with the whole bunch of assholes.

So that's where I'm kind of torn.

But the Democrats are just stupid.

They're gonna continue to be losers because they do everything fucking wrong logically.

Governor Christie getting in front of his little podium, But sir, you're you're not even in politics anymore.

I know.

But I had my own podium made because I got important things to say about RFK Junior today.

And he says that RFK Junior doesn't know what he's talking about, this big slob of a man.

What are you doing, Governor Chris, Do you realize that everyone was gonna take what you what you said, and then they're gonna just show pictures of you literally rolling around town.

That's just stupid, all right.

Fuzzy Booger, Oh my god, Fuzzy Booger, how are you brother?

That's a hell of a name.

You got there, right, I think so, Opie, I blew it.

All right, let's get this out of the way, Paul, Opie, I blew it on fantasy football yesterday.

Should I keep?

Uh?

Should I keep?

I don't know.

I don't.

I don't To answer your question, Paul, I don't.

I don't do the fantasy football never.

I never did.

And I like a good like.

I like a good like.

Bet you know, my uh my, my brother runs a lot of you know, you know, bet on this, bet on that.

You know, he's got a football pool right now.

I'm a big fan of sports pools.

But I never got into the fantasy fantasy football at all.

I just I don't know why.

Honestly, I'm not even ready for football.

It was weird that football started this week, to be honest with you, because I got I got one foot still in summer.

I want to continue enjoying summer and football for whatever reason makes you feel like like summer is over.

But all right, the Bills Game of the year.

Everyone's saying game of the year, Game of the game of the year.

Oh my, this guy's spamming me.

Let's get rid of him, all right, come on, come on, bro, don't spam join the party, all right?

What else is going on?

Man?

If you remember back in the day on Opiate Anthony, we did a lot of a lot of material on the conjoined twins, Abigail and uh, what's the name of the conjoined twins, the legendary conjoined twins.

They were on TLC.

You know TLC, remember when TLC was the the the freak Show channel.

And then they may believe, no, man, we're not.

We're not showing you this stuff so you can point and laugh.

Now we're trying to educate you.

Oh are you?

Oh, you're trying to educate me?

Are you sneaky?

TLC sneaky?

And you know, they definitely feature the conjoined twins Abigail and I forgot her sister's name, and they're holy shit.

They share two arms, they share two legs, and they're completely attached from from from their neck all the way down to there.

Ah, And we did a lot on them.

First time you saw them, it was it was uneff unbelievable because we've all seen conjoined twins, right.

But they would jump in a pool, they would ride a bike with two heads.

They were basically a two headed monster.

And uh, oh, you thought it was blue chew.

You thought the president in front of everybody, was like, I'm gonna just pop a blue choe.

Jesus all right, Uh you know that that's a funnier story.

But you know, all you have to do is look at the Trumpster and he's got that black stuff around is around his gums, so that means dry mouth.

And he he just wind a front up his breath with an alatoy.

That's all it was.

That's it.

But they'll talk about it all day to day.

Oh look at this is the president.

No he's not.

No, he's not doing what you think he's doing.

No, he's not.

Sorry, But the conjoined twins, huh, I don't even I don't even know how they function.

You know there was a time they we would have, you know, chased them with torches, but nowadays you embrace that and you give them a TV show.

Not so you could point and laugh, it's so you can learn.

Yeah, so you can learn about conjoined twins, just in case you asked about it someday and you fast forward a whole bunch of years.

And you know, we've questioned this, like when they fall in love, they got a share of badge, and then you know, if you're in love, you want to get some things done.

And then what do you do?

What does the other girl do?

Is the other girl is getting some love in?

You know, we we we all these discussions over the years, all of them.

And then you gotta think, uh, what kind of creep are you that you would date something like this?

Doesn't that make you creepy?

Because basically your your your girlfriend's sister is watching you as you do the nasty so many questions, Oh my god.

And then you know they decided to go into a profession where people aren't gonna aren't gonna point and laugh, and that profession would be school teacher because kids these days, they don't they don't mock and make fun of anything anymore.

What what?

Why would you become a teacher?

What?

What?

What?

Big news over the weekend?

The conjoined twins?

Uh do you say, ah that they're both the conjoined twins are?

Well, I guess one of them?

What?

No, how does this work?

No?

No, no, how does it work?

You short?

You you share a vadge, you conjoin twins, and uh, you have a baby, So you gotta think, I don't give a crap what you talk about when you're going to bed at night?

The conjoined twins.

Look, I want to have a baby.

Well I don't want to have a baby.

Well do you mind if I use our vage to have a baby.

It's it's it's been my dream my whole life to have a have a baby.

Do you mind if I borrow the vadge so I can have a baby?

And then they discuss it at night as they're listening to Taylor Swift under a full moon as they're howling at the moon.

I don't know, please, oh please please, I'll let you watch your net show if you let me borrow the vadge to have a baby.

That's how it has to go down, right, So because you decided, Look, you could borrow the badge, but it's not my kid.

You have decided to borrow our vadge, so it's going to be your kid and your responsibility.

How does that work?

For real?

For real?

But you know they had a baby, they had a baby very recently.

How does that work?

Oh?

My yeah, I know, I know love is is a pretty powerful emotion, but uh, I mean, come on, I don't I don't get that one, right, I don't get that confusion, Hi, Ralph Perry.

Confusion is not your government.

Keep the lights on highways, build gruls going and be there during an emergency all I need.

Yeah, I don't.

I mean you could, you could believe in your government.

God bless you.

I believe in America.

I believe in America.

Trump number one coming in.

Hope that works out for you.

The conjoined twins were sort of hot.

I don't know.

I think one of them looked like sheh it looked like she had the flu all the time.

I don't know, but uh, we might have to dig into that story because that that shit's weird.

Man, that is weird.

Yeah, oh my god, Oh you're planning to have sex tonight, are you?

But I don't.

I'm not feeling I'm not feeling like it today.

Well tough shit, I am.

And then what does she do?

She just turns her head sideways and watch it watches Netflix as the other one uses the vatch.

It's crazy.

Oh they got married to one guy?

Is that true?

Oh my god, that's even you know, you gotta question the guy, no offense.

He might be a lovely guy.

I guarantee he's he's very religious.

I guarantee he's a religious guy.

I don't know anything about this.

Did they marry one guy to Can somebody help me in the chat?

I think it's still a little weird, but I guess that would help a bit.

All right, it's Abby and Brittany.

Thank you Van Diesel.

I appreciate you.

Abby and Brittany.

I love the corndiff.

He's he's you know, he's contributing to the live stream this morning.

Abby and Brittany are the definition of teamwork.

You're not kidding.

Could join twins?

All right, Let's let's end with some comments in the chat.

Could join twins means double the fun.

Oh bye, oh by?

All right?

All right, but that's the breaking news that the conjoined twins are our mothers.

I say, are our mothers?

I mean, you know, if you share a badge and a baby comes out of that, I mean, whoever whoever's sharing the vadge, you know, gets the the moniker of mom right right, most most uninteresting thing I've seen on YouTube this year?

Would that be me?

Doctor moto PhD?

Oh my god?

How am I going to go about my life?

How am I going to go about my day?

All right?

Uh?

How do they decide who wipes the ass?

Do they take turns?

Hell yeah they do?

Hell yeah?

Man, I am I wow.

You want to know?

All right?

Confession time.

Two kids, ah and a dog.

Ah.

I changed a lot of diapers.

Yes, yes, I don't think it's up to the woman just to change the diapers.

You gotta get in there and get your hands dirty.

This is gonna sound weird, but it's the truth.

And I think a few, a few, a few parents could relate to this.

I was slightly bummed when when I didn't have to do that job anymore as a father.

I was a little sad because it meant that they were moving on to the next, next stage in their little lives.

I was a little sad.

I'm not gonna lie to you.

I was surprised, you know, because at first you're like, oh my god, when do we stop doing this?

And then you know, by the end of it, you get a little sad.

And I think you get a little sad because you realize that that you know, they're they're growing up.

All right, I'm I'm gonna go.

I gotta get the kids to school nice and short today.

Definitely tire man.

Like I said, stayed up for the Bills game and then uh suffered, uh suffered insomnia after that.

Uh.

And so I'm a little I'm a little tired.

But that's all right, two males, all I want to go with it.

The comments still come in.

You guys entertain me.

Uh, three green charms.

I hope you become a regular here, two males.

That's a win in my book.

Oh my god.

And yeah, and then you gotta know if they're married to the if you if they're married to the one dude, we don't know because you know, I'm not following the story.

But then you gotta know, like there's jealousy.

Oh, he's paying more attention to you lately.

Ah.

And then you can't even get away from the person when you're bad at them.

All he could do is turn your head.

Ah.

God, that's got to be an exhausting life, right right, right, right, guys, have a wonderful day, nice and short today.

Yes, nice and short.

Wait, I turned Oh you tuned out?

Are we still talking about the Siamese twits?

Yes we are, Yes, we are, sir.

Okay, all right, guys, have a wonderful day.

Hit the like on the way out, Short and sway today.

Blah blah blah blah blah.

Yeah, I don't need to promote anything because promoting is stupid.

Oh go get my other podcast, OPI and Carl.

I'm very happy that I'm able to help keep Carl's legacy alive.

His family has reached out to me, his friends, they love it.

Guy Fieri reached out to me recently.

He's like, dude, this is awesome because I started this lovely podcast Wow a bunch of years ago now with me and Carl Ouiz Food Network Superstar, and then you know, Carl decided I need to take a Pasadena he's no longer with and then over the years, all the episodes I did with Carl started going away because some of these podcast apps they don't keep all your episodes.

And even if you have a podcast app where those episodes were still on there, I mean, they are fucking buried.

So I decided to bring it front and center.

So I started another podcast called OPI and Carl.

It's all the episodes I did with Carl.

Ruis excuse me.

Oh my god, I'm tired.

I am so tired.

And the feedback on it has been great.

The numbers have been growing.

That's awesome, and you know, you got people that are trying way too hard to be just a dick about it.

But the reality is his family, his friends.

If I knew Carl, I think he absolutely would appreciate that we're trying to keep his name and his legacy alive.

So the plug today is to go subscribe to my other podcast, Opie and Carl.

You guys have a wonderful day.