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Was the last time you've been up past midnight, Chuck?

It's been a while.

I know it's not matching.

You can't even remember.

You can't pinpoint a date to me the last time you've been up past midnight.

No, last Wednesday I I rolled in at home at 3:00 AM.

Why?

I was dying the next day, but I was.

I did it.

'Cause sometimes you gotta have a Wednesday night.

Motherfucking yeah, sometimes you gotta have a Wednesday night.

But let me ask you this, Chuck, when's the last time you was up fucking past midnight?

Not just staying up 'cause you were trying to play semantics with us right there.

Like, yeah, I've been up when the last time you was up fucking past midnight.

Like you had a session past midnight.

It's been a while, Months, years.

Sure.

Yeah.

All all the above, all the above.

Next question and.

The listeners out there that show up at the party at 91011 asking where Chuck D is, the answer is bedtime.

It's all of the above.

Yeah, even bad.

I've usually done.

Irish and above my Irish goodbyes, I haven't listen.

When's the last time you've been up late, Professor?

You're getting older too now.

I was up Saturday late.

Yeah, I was just up doing some bullshit I didn't want to do Listen and and I'm way less tolerable to nonsense like the after party suite, all that.

That ain't me.

I won't be all that.

Cause a lot of times people in after party suite, they ain't really trying to get down.

You know what I mean?

They're there to just keep the party going and that.

Am I wrong that an after party really like that's for the newer swingers?

Like I feel like the orgy suites at the event, those aren't geared towards the people that have been in the lifestyle forever.

Those are.

The movies.

They don't play solo, they don't play like they have to play together, but yet they can't agree on who they want to be with.

That's how I think orgies work.

Like the the after party suite at the Crown, like when we did the Halloween thing, we had like 2 rooms and there's a giant living room in the middle and it was fucking wall to wall, fucking feet on the ceiling, walls, everything.

But it would like you said, it wasn't a lot of, like I didn't know a lot of the people in there.

Like it wasn't a lot of veteran people.

Like I could tell you back in the day it was, it was probably the same way back in the day too.

Because like I would never walk into the after party suite and see Chuck D in there.

I've never seen, unless it was a private party.

I've never seen Chuck D in the after party suite.

Yeah.

I mean, that's just not my thing because that's so that's so public.

That's so public.

I'm not doing that.

For me, it's not the public thing, it's just I got to have my thing nailed down.

I don't want to walk into a room and say OK let's take my gamble here on what's going to happen.

I still argue for being a solo dude in a group orgy after a party just asking for trouble.

That's creepy as hell.

It's creepy.

You're asking for someone to accuse you of something later.

Yep.

And I, I felt crazy because I just went to in the magic party I went to, I, I wasn't even going there for the orgy.

I was going there to actually return something.

And when I we know.

You go there to watch.

Listen, I busted in the door.

I busted in the door to return and they were like, oh, they pull me in by the hand.

Like come in and Miss Doll and you'll see on the podcast I think it was already released.

I'm not no spoiler alerts.

She goes one of her kinks are to orchestrate orgies.

And as soon as they pull me by the hand, she goes here, there's her chair over there in the corner and she pushes me into the chair and I sit in the chair and I watch a fucking fucking 1516 person orgy for about 30 minutes.

Next time you're getting a gag, we'll buy her, just so you know.

No, I was just hanging out.

I usually don't go to after parties or the orgy things.

I if I don't got something lined up, I go with who I'm with for tonight.

You know what I mean?

I don't just go to after party orgies or all that to hang out.

But that was an instance where I went in and I let her perform her kink on me, which is performing orgies.

Did you guys either you guys listen to the sleepy one?

Yeah, BDSM one, Chuck, you listen to it.

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