Listeners gather close and don't skip this announcement.

This is the trump Man speaking in your ears.

A rare alignment who's found for the fans of hanted UK podcast and handid uk fiction, but only until eleven fifty nine pm month Christmas Eve.

From the shadows, a new tier has emerged.

The Apparition.

Okay, the apparition I've given this to you is the people you love a deal.

I love a deal.

We all love a good deal.

Biden couldn't have done this deal, but I got this deal for just a pound a month.

Why are you using pounds?

Why not dollars, the British currency.

It's it's it's gonna it's gonna fall, it's gonna fade, it's gonna go use the dollar anyway for a pound a month, This limited number tier grants you add free episodes, day early release to new episodes and full entry to both handed UK podcasts and handid UK fiction's back ount lock.

But when Christmas events, the Apparition Tee will disappear into the darkness, just like elam Musk from the White House, drifting away until it returns mysteriously in the new year.

Just like I'll mysteriously appear again in the new year.

But the spirits bring more gifts.

Both are spook to her and are possessed here and now fifty percent off.

Who's giving these deals out like this?

Only the trump Man.

You could choose to have fifty percent off here first month, or fifty percent off an entire year.

But these chilling discounts, they're also gonna fade away at the Christmas Eve deadline.

You haven't got a lot of time.

You gotta make your minds up now, So step forward, brave listeners, claim these eerie offers before they slip into the void.

And as always, thank you for supporting the show, supporting the trump Man, and supporting my administration.

And may your festive season be truly haunted.

Thank you so much.

Hey, why don't they use dollars?

Everyone's using dollars these days.

I don't understand this.

We gotta get we gotta do something about this.

Biden wouldn't have done nothing about it, but I can do something about this.

We need to use this