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Untraditionally: Bad Bunny, Benny Blanco, and The Bachelor!

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Speaker 1

Hello, gorgeous.

It's Lala Kent.

Speaker 2

Welcome to Untraditionally, Lala.

Hey George, it is Lala Kent, Welcome back to Untraditionally Lala.

You guys were like rage dming me about Easton being on the podcast.

You thought that I was just going to abort mission on the untraditional part of my life.

Speaker 1

Absolutely not.

What makes untraditionally La La untraditional.

Speaker 2

Is the fact that I have Easton.

I have my mother who is sitting across from us.

We couldn't get her a truck her hat.

Speaker 3

That's that hat was on the back of my couch for two weeks and I left it there too, just to see how long she'd leave it there.

Speaker 2

She does this thing where she like it's usually a snap back, but she makes it so loose that it just kind of like flops around on her head.

Speaker 1

I'm like, please tin it.

Speaker 2

She walks around with a crooked truck her hat everywhere she goes.

Speaker 1

Doesn't move her arms.

Speaker 4

She walks.

Speaker 1

I'm like this not a.

Speaker 4

Can I not at all.

Speaker 3

As we're walking in here, little crushed on time, Well, your hip isn't connected to your shoulders, sweetheart, move those arms.

Speaker 1

We know Easton I'm so happy to.

Speaker 4

Have you back.

I'm happy to be here.

Speaker 1

Does it feel weird to be here?

Speaker 4

No?

Speaker 1

Really?

Speaker 3

Yeah, I kind of really like your new untraditionally, Lola.

I like the revamp of it all.

Speaker 1

You do.

Speaker 3

Tell me what you like about it.

Well, I'm excited for the restructure of it all.

Okay, yes, I'll be on.

But what I'm excited for is you get to have the conversations like you did with Amber.

I didn't hear that podcast, but I assume there was some stuff and I'm happy that you get to talk about that stuff, Okay, and like you get to, you know, dip into those parts of Lala that we never get to talk about because there's speak and we're not fucking crossing am all right?

So I am excited and I'm excited for you.

I feel like there's a new glow about you.

You dumping that I thing you give them Laala shoving in your face, like I feel like you're I'm excited for you.

Speaker 4

Yeah, it's a good switch, a great mindry.

Speaker 1

What have you been up to?

Boy?

Speaker 4

Can I tell you?

I have the podcast with Calvin?

Speaker 3

Yes, a new episode just came out this week, A Happy Detours.

Speaker 4

Trust me, I was gonna drop that ship for sure.

Speaker 3

We have one of our friends who is on Capitol Hill, so we just talked to him and uh, Murph, his name's Murph.

I'll give you that.

And I've been doing that.

Me and Mom have started a lot of film to go through.

That's the only pain.

Two blondes in a Benz and we just put the top down in her Benz.

We get to film it and we get the gold of Lisa.

And the good thing is she will forget the cameras there.

Speaker 1

Well, she forgets most things.

Speaker 2

I love this because you guys don't.

Speaker 1

Get to see like the dynamic at home.

Speaker 2

I should film more, You should film more.

But what I love about it is my mom and Easton.

Easton just bleashes hair blonde and they jump into this little like C class white Mercedes convertible with red seats.

Speaker 1

And you guys, they zip around town together, just the two of them.

Speaker 2

And I did a couple of times where we went through the McDonald's.

Speaker 1

Drive through and washing them.

Speaker 2

I'm in the back and watching Easton driving and my mom's sitting.

Speaker 4

There it is and her most of her I am passing her.

Speaker 3

When we went to talk about passing her stuff, and she is not helpful, just and I'm like trying to give her bags, slamming them into and she all she says is well, did we get sauce?

We didn't, so I'm glad she said something, But I wish you'd also got a damn bag.

Speaker 4

But I.

Speaker 1

You guys should see us.

Speaker 2

In the morning, I'm like trying to get Ocean ready for school, making lunches, dealing with Sosa, trying to get Sosa fed, and Sosa is not happy unless she's literally Koala bearing onto.

Speaker 1

Me, and my mom is like, law, Lauren, can you let the dogs out?

Speaker 2

I'm like literally running around with my head cut off in the morning, and she is living her best life.

Speaker 1

Don't even rebuttal she just Lily can't get up.

You don't have a mic, You're not on a monkey.

Speaker 3

You want to rebel, bitch, you better get up here.

I have an invention.

That's the other thing that I've been doing.

Speaker 1

Oh I'm sorry.

Speaker 4

I assume when you're a parent, not one, when you're putting your kid in the car, you're like, God, damn, I gotta get money for college.

I gotta feed him.

I gotta do this.

You're always thinking about what the kid needs.

Me I'm the uncle, I just throw it in and I'm looking around, like how can we make this simpler?

Speaker 1

Oh?

Speaker 3

So I've come up with some good ideas and I'm very excited for them meeting with a patent.

Speaker 4

Uh what would it be, patent attorney?

Yep, that you nailed it.

Speaker 1

That is so genius.

Speaker 2

Yeah, so when you are you got as a parent, you're literally as you're putting your kid into the car, you're thinking of all the things that you have to get done and what you're doing horrendously what you could be doing better, and as an accout, just like putting a kid in a car and this seems difficult and this isn't.

Speaker 1

Quite working right?

Speaker 4

What the fuck?

Speaker 1

How are parents actually doing this?

Speaker 2

It's really actually coming from the eyes of someone who's around kids, but you're not invested in that level.

Speaker 3

Yeah, like I'm going to show them loved and be there for them, but like I'm not, like what are your grades?

How is school going?

If you get picked on them, I'll get involved.

But like, I'm not worried about if her painting isn't what it is, you know.

Speaker 4

But like some people are.

Speaker 3

But yeah, so I thought, I'm working on a couple of like cool little ideas that I think I could help a lot of mothers and fathers out.

Speaker 1

Oh.

Speaker 2

I love that.

We were talking about this yesterday because you had a conversation with mom and you were like, I don't know if when I start dating, I have anything to talk about.

Speaker 3

I say that just because I feel like I don't want to date, so I like throw anything.

Speaker 4

But I felt that way.

Let's not lie.

I felt that way.

Speaker 1

Well, I think because.

Speaker 2

LA is very superficial, and there's so many NEPO babies, and like I've been around.

I've been here for over twelve years, and I've been around people who have a lot of money, but they don't do anything, like literally, they get wasted.

They sleep it until noon sometimes and then they start all the way over.

And what happens is they stay the same and a new wave of girls come in from you know, different states, and they're like bright eyed and bushy tailed, and you tell them that you're taking them to like Boa if that even exists anymore.

Oh my god, We're going to Boa and it's free, right.

And then at some point those girls get older and they want to have family that he just waits for the new wave.

What I'm saying to you is when you go out, it's emptiness.

When you go out, you don't have to have things to talk about in the sense.

Speaker 1

Of like I'm bowling.

Speaker 2

Those are like empty conversations.

You have so much to talk about.

Speaker 3

Well, here's the thing.

I always overthink.

I'm anxiety riddled.

I feel like you may know about that.

So like every time I go out, I'm like, what do I talk about?

And half the time I forget and then I uh, I have fun.

Speaker 4

And I mean I don't.

Speaker 3

Think people are like, oh, what the hell's wrong with that kid?

I think they're like, he's a he's a bag of fun.

Speaker 1

Well, and that's what it's that.

Speaker 2

Truly, when I think about going out on a date with somebody, if they were to sit there and tell me all of the things that they have going on, I'd be like, this is the most like how do I get.

Speaker 1

Myself out of this as quickly as possible?

And I don't think.

Speaker 2

It's normal for people to think about what am I going to talk about on this date?

Like most people who are normal are like, yeah, I'm gonna get ready, and then I'm gonna get in the car and then I'm going to go on a date.

They're not thinking like, oh my gosh, and then what am I going to order on the menu?

Speaker 5

Oh?

Speaker 1

But what if it drips on my on my.

Speaker 3

I'm like, what am I?

If I get corn, it's gonna be stuck in my teeth?

And then if I laugh, I'm gonna look like an idiot.

Speaker 2

So come, I'm finished with the thought process.

Speaker 1

I have canceled.

Speaker 3

I'm not going I know, and I don't even creating good stories that will never exist.

Speaker 1

That's very much true.

Speaker 4

Yeah, that's called anxiety.

Speaker 1

Anxiety.

Anxiety.

Speaker 4

We should make a song called anxiety.

Speaker 1

Easton.

We made a song and it has that line in it.

That's why I'm always by myself.

Speaker 4

Oh yeah, that is me.

Speaker 1

It's depressing as fuck.

Speaker 4

Anyway.

Speaker 1

Did you see who was headlining the super Bowl this year?

Speaker 4

Yeah, let me ask you this.

Speaker 3

I don't know if I saw the live I think I did because they announced it on Sunday Night football.

Speaker 1

Right, Yeah, it happened last night.

Speaker 4

I loved the video.

Speaker 2

Yeah, okay, for anybody who's living under a rock more so than me, the fact that you can know about this in like pretty much real time is wild.

Speaker 1

Oh before we talk about anything else.

Speaker 2

At this birthday party that I went to last night, which started at seven by the way, I was like, oh, that time is seven thirty, so was this gonna work?

Fully panicking yet again.

My friend was like, yeah, we're gonna like go, there's gonna be an ear piercer there.

They have like really fabulous jewelry and sit down home cooked meal.

I was like, Okay, this sounds fabulous and there's no way I'm missing out on it.

Speaker 1

So I got two ear piercings.

Speaker 4

Woo, I know how they feel.

Speaker 1

Well.

I started a panic.

I looked at them and I was like, no, no, out, get it out, get it out.

I don't like new things.

Speaker 4

I do, Okay, And.

Speaker 2

Now I'm thinking about all of these fabulous vintage clip ons that I have that I'm not going to be able to wear because these are going to have to stay in for like six to twelve weeks.

Speaker 1

That's a long time.

Speaker 4

It'll fly by and then you can do that later with the other accessory pieces.

I want to leave it up to everybody on here.

I want to nose piercing.

She says, No, Lisa, Oh.

Speaker 6

I wish you could see Lisa's face pure disgusted, like she.

Speaker 1

Has her face like she smelled some pists.

She is not about it.

Speaker 4

Leave it up to you, guys.

No, I think it would look lovely.

Just a little.

Speaker 1

I'm getting nauseous.

Speaker 4

Okay, it's tattooed together.

Speaker 3

No, we've got tattoos the same day, rotten tattoos together many time.

Speaker 4

But we I mean, here's the thing.

Speaker 3

We have like separate things for dad, but like we don't have the same tattoo.

Speaker 1

You know what I would get that was the same as yours.

Well, I'm like in the car today.

Speaker 2

Actually, it's so funny that we're talking about this because I was like, I'm so done with tattoos.

Speaker 1

I will never get another.

They're so unnecessary.

Speaker 2

And now I'm looking at your rose and I'm like, I would do that?

Speaker 4

Is that too much?

Though?

Speaker 3

I mean I don't know.

Everybody asked too, They were like, what is the rose mean?

I was like, it's honestly, I want If we're gonna be honest, I wanted this rose down my middle finger with the rose pedal here.

Yeah, but my tattoo artist said that it's not worth it in little fade, so I just said I'll just put it here because he was.

Speaker 4

There, and I was like, well, I guess I gotta get something.

Speaker 1

I have massive hands, though they're like so vague.

Speaker 4

Well, here's the thing with women's fingers.

Speaker 3

Well, I mean, let's okay, if you have long fingers, had a couple of inches, Well, all girls look like they have long fingers because they have nails.

Speaker 1

It's not it's completely untrue.

Speaker 2

I've seen a many women with long nail and they look normal.

Speaker 1

And I come in and I look like I'm.

Speaker 4

Ready but stoopid.

Speaker 3

But you're five to seven five six and a half that I think the girls with like the hands with the nails that don't look huge are around five to five.

Speaker 2

Let me tell you something without the nails.

Now we're really talking manly hands.

Speaker 1

The nails have.

Speaker 4

To be long and onlier than some people I know.

Speaker 2

Ya.

Speaker 1

Okay, fuck, he.

Speaker 4

Hard worker, done some blue collar work.

Yeah, we're proud of you.

So you're a dick.

Speaker 5

Sorry, back to bad Bunny.

Speaker 1

So he announced it for those of you living under a rock.

He had.

Speaker 2

He was in like a tropical place at sunset, and he was wearing a beach comber hat with a white button down a little, like a few buttons pop fuck and then and he usually has sunglasses on.

He didn't have sunglasses on, and he had on like just a cute little suit, barefoot, swinging his feet like this on a goalpost.

Speaker 1

It was so good.

Speaker 4

He uh he stole my heart in a Happy Gilmore too.

Speaker 2

Yeah, he was very good and a lot of people stole my heart and Happy Gilmore too.

Speaker 3

But him as like, I didn't even know that was bad Bunny.

That's how great he played that part?

Speaker 1

Which one?

Was he again?

Speaker 4

The caddie?

Speaker 1

That's right?

Speaker 4

Yeah?

I was like, who is this funny guy?

And I looked it up and I go, no, because I've only seen him with glasses.

Speaker 2

Yeah, he wears glasses.

Like even when they were talking about interviews.

Speaker 4

Yeah, oh my god, read actor now he is.

Speaker 1

You're like, wait, bad Buddy is a wrapper.

Speaker 7

He whatever he wants to do, he is an actor.

Speaker 4

Okay, So how do you feel about it?

Because they were we're so excited.

I like his music.

I think number one, I think he's a very good performer.

It's going to sound good.

He's going to do very well.

Speaker 3

And not only that, I think he's going to bring out a good not a good amount, but like a couple of people that will be very cool.

Speaker 4

Yeah, I think it's going to be a very cool experience.

Speaker 1

I would say it was.

Speaker 2

There are some people, but we have to remember the people who are like haters, They're very loud.

Speaker 1

The haters are always.

Speaker 4

Very The haters want obnoxious.

Speaker 1

They were like, why are we having this guy?

Speaker 2

Like why not like Justin Bieber, I like Mady Cyris, and I'm like, great artists, fantastic artists, not the.

Speaker 3

For the super Bowl.

That's not it bad.

Bunny has that house music type feel.

He has a lot of things.

Speaker 2

And I have an appreciation for him because and I, you guys know, like I listen into music.

When someone says, like, what's your favorite song, I like pull out a song and I'm like have you ever heard it?

Speaker 1

They're like, yeah, it came out in like two thy and eleven.

Speaker 4

Because I'm like, I'm still listening.

Speaker 1

To it's it's not new.

Speaker 2

So I also kind of am like a little behind the times, but I feel like he's the one artist who has He's from Puerto Rico.

Speaker 1

He is huge over there.

Speaker 2

And he is the one person who has made like mainstream I'm playing him on top forty and all of his songs are in Spanish and everyone gets down to him.

I find that to be pretty incredible.

Speaker 4

Like the world's biggest He's one of the world's biggest art.

He's known worldwide.

He's missing the worldwide Pitbull.

You might have to give up that man.

Speaker 2

He truly is missed worldwide.

I've heard that he will most likely bring out Cardi B.

Speaker 1

I'm praying it would make so much sense because she just released her entire album, which is Chefs.

That's great, but she is the best female rapper.

Speaker 4

Hands down, because she doesn't have a ghost riding.

Speaker 1

No, it is so good Cardi B.

Speaker 2

And I've also heard maybe she'll bring out Drake, especially because Kendrick Lamar was last year, so maybe Drake can have some sort of.

Speaker 1

A revival or maybe Bad Bunny.

Speaker 5

I don't really want is it so good?

Speaker 4

Yeah?

Speaker 1

I didn't even know he was having the stuff.

Speaker 3

Like Biaber or Miley Cyrus, Like yes, great, but like I don't want to in the back of a ucun.

Speaker 4

It just like new song.

Speaker 3

It's like, hey, let's get very depressed to the Super Bowl.

No, we need some Bad Bunny.

Speaker 2

By the way, Living for justin Bieber albums.

They're fantastic, but I'm not trying to say perfora So we're excited for bad Bunny.

We don't care what the haters say.

Selena Gomez and Benny Blanco are near married.

They're near marrying, right, Selena Gomez and Benny Wonko.

Speaker 4

They're married.

I aspire to be Benny Blanco, You and me both.

Speaker 2

I aspire to marry someone like Benny Blanco getting out of like you in fun that and not only that, he like is just in whatever he wants to wear.

Speaker 1

Apparently was a star studded event.

Speaker 4

I think she still has invited Huh, maybe I didn't check the mail.

Speaker 1

If dad joke.

Speaker 4

That was such a dad joke.

Speaker 1

I can't even deal.

Speaker 2

She still has the most followers on Instagram how many crushes?

It's like four hundred and seventeen million, because it's like everyone on Instagram is following her.

Speaker 4

I don't, and now I think I need to.

Speaker 1

And then I heard I heard from page six that Taylor Swift to ed Shearon said a few weird said a few words.

Why do I want to put an E on the end of everything?

Weird?

Speaker 4

That's just get that out of you, Billy a little too comfortable right now.

This is a cozy place.

I'm going to tell you that right now.

Speaker 2

What do you think Taylor Swift and Ed Shearon said in their speeches to Benny, to Benny and Selena Gomez.

Speaker 4

Taylor Swift probably said, did.

Speaker 1

She say.

Speaker 2

Keep the Christmas lights up until January?

That's from her song Lever.

She's like, we can leave the Christmas lights up till January.

Speaker 3

I'm like, that's not even Long's up till February.

Speaker 2

Christmas is until Christmas is on the twenty fifth.

Benny Blanco is Jewish, so we don't know if Selena Gomez will convert.

Speaker 1

You know what, This is what I think will happen.

Speaker 4

I think you got to take the best of both.

Speaker 1

We gotta do both.

You have to do both.

Speaker 2

Because they're both such a beautiful like religions and you gotta.

Speaker 3

Take you do and because I also think if they have children, it's beautiful to grow up in multiple so you can have a love and respect for multiple religions.

Because you have respect for two, you can respect more if you're just in hounding in one.

Speaker 4

That's where it's goods.

I don't like religion in a sense because.

Speaker 1

Because we come from you too, where it was very much pushed on you.

Speaker 3

But I'm very glad having mom and dad being like, there's stuff from the Mormon religion that I absolutely love, Christianity, you know, everything there's also bad, but that's the thing that I love is knowing about multiple religions.

Speaker 4

Yeah, so I think that.

Speaker 1

Was actually a big thing when Ocean came into the mix.

Speaker 2

Is I was very adamant and I and I don't want to offend anybody by saying this, because I'm going to explain why I said this.

Speaker 1

I said, is it it is.

Speaker 2

Important for me to not raise Ocean, Jewish, or Christian or any one religion because I want her to know about it all and want her to feel something like and that's what she should be, right, So as she gets older, she's going to know about it all.

And when she says, you know, like this resonates with me, like I feel something.

Speaker 1

I get chills when I think about this.

Speaker 4

There you go.

Speaker 2

That's the route I want you to take, as long as you believe in something that is grander.

Speaker 1

I want that you can't explain.

Speaker 3

Yeah, I would like my kids to make the choice of where they would like to put their beliefs.

Speaker 2

Yeah, I have a feeling I don't see Benny Blanco being the type to push anything on his wife.

Speaker 3

I have a feeling if she was like, I want to do kind of both, Benny would go, Okay, do you want to add more.

Speaker 4

Because we can.

Speaker 6

Yeah.

Speaker 4

He seems very like we can.

Yeah, I Benny Blanco really is like a stand up guy.

Speaker 3

I watch every single one of his tiktoks multiple times through because I want him on my for you page every day.

Speaker 4

Yeah.

He brings me light, he really does.

Speaker 1

He's also really great.

Speaker 2

I've seen them in interviews together and she's much more calm and doesn't say much, whereas he kind of he's just a very big personality, and I think he.

Speaker 4

And I think he knows that she doesn't want to talk, so he kind of controls the narrative.

Speaker 1

I wouldn't say that I feel that way.

Speaker 4

I don't think she loves interviews.

Speaker 1

No, I think she just wants to do her music and act.

Speaker 2

And I think he's more of a personality that is okay doing interviews.

But I don't think I don't.

But I just don't like the word control.

Speaker 4

Well, I'm saying control the narrative of like what the interviewer is saying.

Yeah, he's very controlling.

Selena.

Speaker 3

Okay, there's a little scary going over here.

Speaker 4

There's a little scar.

Speaker 1

God, you guys, let me tell you something.

Speaker 2

I don't think there has ever been a more brilliant title of a television show than Love Thy Nator kidding me, that is genius.

Speaker 4

I'll say this from a straight man's point.

Speaker 3

Okay, I saw it, and I had like two girls that were like, watch it, you'll get hooked.

Speaker 4

And I was like, they're appetizing to look at ilet's try I.

Speaker 6

Got sucked in.

I watched like three episodes.

Yeah, it's good.

It's really good.

The first episode you're like, Okay, they're trying to get their footing.

You have to let them, you know.

So it's like things are said, they're getting their footing.

The second episode I can't really remember, Like I was just watching them straight through, so like all of them are.

Speaker 4

It's like a movie now, but like their models and like just what they say to each other, their family, and I was like the family dynamic of like us almost it was it's just cute, it's fun.

We have to watch it.

I'll watch it.

I'd even watched the first two again, I was in my bed and before I showered.

It's really cool.

Speaker 1

So who's the bisexual one?

Speaker 4

Come on?

Yeah?

Speaker 1

Yeah, moving right into the house.

Speaker 4

You know, yeah, very very good looking family.

Speaker 2

Anyway, she's on Dancing with the Stars.

Last season did she win, and she was dating the guy Gleb, who's like actually pretty sexy, Like I think he's hot.

Speaker 1

Have you seen Gleb?

Speaker 4

Sure?

Moving on?

Speaker 1

Okay, anyway, she.

Speaker 2

Did watch Robins Lives, which is a Bravo show with Andy Cohen, and he asked her, you know you've you've been dating Carlos.

I think it's Carlos Alcaraz, he's a tennis player.

And then Yannick Sinner.

I think that's how you say it's another tennis player.

Set both tennis players, and it was said that she was like seeing them at the same time during.

Speaker 1

The US Open.

Speaker 4

Okay, she was double dip in the.

Speaker 2

Maybe but Andy Cohne was just talking about her, right, this is what's been said, and she responded, A lady never kisses and tells, especially twice like huhuh, cheeky response.

But then she pointed out that guys do this all the time, so why can't I do this?

She got a stip.

Watch Rabbins Live is the tiniest of studios.

Speaker 1

You guys, I.

Speaker 2

Want to see four to six rows of people.

It Literally it feels like probably I don't like it.

Speaker 4

But I don't like that because I did not do it.

Speaker 2

No, no, no, no, I don't know't do it all the time.

She didn't say all guys do it all the time, but I think that that's that is a true statement.

Guys do it all the time, So why can't I do it?

I see no issue with it?

Double dip all you want.

Did the guys have an issue with it?

They haven't said that they had an issue with it.

Maybe they just found out.

Speaker 4

I don't think the guys would have an issue because I guess I bet the guys are double dipp into you like well that one found out.

Speaker 2

Okay, Yeah, I got like a massive reaction when she said that, massive positive reaction.

Speaker 1

She said it is seen as.

Speaker 2

A player behavior when men date multiple people, but scandalous when women do the same thing.

Speaker 1

One hundred percent correct?

Speaker 2

Can I tell you I talk about this all the time, because and I think I talked about this with Amber.

If a guy were to say the same things that's that many women have said, including myself, that this is the life that I want to live, it would be looked at as like, no big deal, Oh you know, he's just he's a bachelor.

He does his own thing, and it would be left at that.

When a woman does it and she's out dating or hooking up with multiple men, she's lost, she needs to do soul searching.

She's wounded, she doesn't have confidence, and herself say that all the words okay, and so I love that she said that because she is a beautiful woman who seems to have a very very close and tight knit family.

She comes from a religious background, but then her family or her sisters.

Speaker 1

Have kind of broken off.

Speaker 2

And I don't want to say God rogue, but if you're talking about someone who's a Bible bumper, they went rogue, and her Christian parents sit there and go, you know what, this is acceptance, which what is what I believe is the true.

Speaker 1

Meaning behind Christianity.

So you have to take what she says.

You got to take it to the.

Speaker 2

Bank because it holds a lot more weight coming from someone like her.

Speaker 4

Well, no, and I mean it is true.

Speaker 3

I mean that's why it's in many things where it's like guys who get with a lot of women are like play whether they players or like dudes are like hell yeah, like yeah, like high five yeah, and then the girl they're you know, swat tors and it's like, okay, so where's this double standard?

Speaker 2

And people can say that that women have come a long way, and that's absolutely true.

Speaker 1

We have come a long way if.

Speaker 2

You want to, like go back to us being in the fifties, right, but like the overall, we really haven't come that far.

Speaker 3

It's so sad that we have to say you guys have come a long way.

It's like, why the fuck were you repressed?

I mean, there's stupid.

Speaker 2

There's still so much that we have to fight for.

And like women are also looked at as we come from.

We are not allowed to be logical because how.

Speaker 1

Could we be.

We're we're emotional beings.

Speaker 3

And it's like, have you seen men in a in a room together talk about emotional?

Speaker 4

Get what I want?

Are way more emotional?

Speaker 1

Yeah?

No, it was more emotional.

Speaker 3

Yeah, I will agree with that.

Go to the boardroom with a bunch of dudes in there and tell me.

There isn't just a bunch of emotions.

Jerry Jones cried in a business meeting that's on that is on a Netflix thing.

So if you're not gonna tell me, men aren't bitches and meetings.

Speaker 4

Fuck, that're right, stick a woman in there.

Finally, man it up.

Speaker 2

Wasn't it Betty White who said something like I don't understand when people call each other pussies what they should be calling each other.

Speaker 1

As a pair of testicles.

Those things are weak.

Speaker 4

I know.

Speaker 1

Pussies can take a beating.

Speaker 4

Pussies take a pounding.

Speaker 1

Fact all right, So you're a fucking set up balls.

Speaker 4

Somebody said that.

Speaker 3

Somebody said that God ran out of time with us, so he just stuck the genitals outside.

Speaker 1

I don't have enough time.

I spent so much time on these beautiful works of arts.

Speaker 4

Here's the man like Plato.

I know, just throw Plato and that's a little fucked up through.

It's like ship.

I did not get time taking on.

Speaker 1

Me teen moms.

Janelle Evans, do you know which one?

Speaker 2

Now?

Speaker 4

That's right?

Janelle?

What are you doing have a day with Keifa?

Speaker 1

Janelle?

Speaker 4

Janewifa is no good for you.

I don't even know how she sounds.

All I know is Janelle, Janelle and Kifa, Janelle and Ronnie now will never not be Janelle Ronnie?

Speaker 1

Who's Ronnie?

Speaker 4

Are you kidding me from?

Uh come on help me?

Oh Jersey, sure?

Yeah, Oh my god, Ronnie.

Speaker 1

From fantas Seetheart.

Oh these poor people.

Speaker 2

Anyway, she said that Lil Wayne d'm her and wanted to fly her to La to hook up.

Speaker 4

Wait Janelle, Yes, or Janelle's mom.

Speaker 1

No, not's mom.

Speaker 4

I was gonna say, damn, why damn way.

Speaker 3

I did read that, and I was like, damn, Lil Wayne has pretty much had it all where he is just dipping in anything.

Speaker 2

Oh my god, No, not Jane's Mom's mom.

Speaker 1

Just jew Do you believe it?

Speaker 2

She was like a good time back in the day, like I could totally like she did not give one fuck.

I only had this happened one time where a hip hop artist I had met him because he performed Do you remember that club on mainstream par City?

Speaker 4

What was it called the Downstairs?

Speaker 1

No, further up, further up, the upstairs?

Speaker 2

No, I'm gonna look it up.

We went and saw him and it was me, Taylor Chandler.

We had like a big group I had just gotten a drinking ticket.

Speaker 1

I was only twenty.

Speaker 2

We went to see this hip hop artist and he pulled me up on stage and we would yeah, and then we started communicating.

So I've never had like the DM experience.

But he asked if he could fly me out to one of his concerts, and I wanted to bring my friends and he was like, you can't bring your friends.

And then I wanted my own room, and he was like, basically like what the fuck do you think this is?

Speaker 1

Like you're staying with me.

Speaker 2

And then I remember asking him for merch because I wanted to give merch to my friends or something, and he basically like told me, like, if I sucked, Dick.

Speaker 1

I can have merch.

Speaker 4

I was like, I'll just buy it.

Speaker 2

I need like a house actually, or like a car, not a fucking T shirt.

Okay, okay, there's so much that like I have learned in my time being on Earth.

I have no problem with someone being a sugar baby, right, I have not.

I don't think I've ever been a sugar baby.

Depends on who he is, I would like, but this is what I would say if you are in that line of sugar baby work, I would say that your guy handbags, they're not going to get you anywhere.

Speaker 1

Okay, they're fun to carry around.

Speaker 4

He needs to buy you.

Speaker 2

If he wants to buy you the handbag, he also needs to give you the same amount in cash.

So like, I would love this, you know, six thousand dollars Chanel bag, but make sure that there's a thousand dollars in cash as well.

You know, you got to start stacking your coins.

Speaker 1

Great.

Speaker 2

I love that you want to rent me an apartment.

I would love if you could find me something that's rent to own.

Speaker 3

Fuck, you know, I got a big Mac and a tailgate away.

Speaker 4

I've never done that fun.

Speaker 2

But I'm trying to educate people.

So take out your pen and paper.

You guys, what are you fucking doing?

Speaker 3

I just ate a nice guy, like a gentleman like me.

We don't have a lot, but we'll give you a love.

Speaker 2

And some girls don't want that.

Some girls like want They want very nice things.

Speaker 4

Those girls need to work harder for themselves, agree, because I'm just saying no, no, no, no, no no.

Speaker 2

They continued to do something for T shirts, and I thought, number one, I'm not gonna do anything for anything, but certainly not a fucking T shirt.

Taylor Frankie Paul from Secret Lives of Mormon Wives was just announced as the lead bachelorette.

Speaker 1

So this came out I think like a week ago.

I was shocked by this.

Speaker 2

You guys, is she like the first celebrity that they've put on to the show.

Speaker 3

I guess I don't watch Bachelor, a Bachelorette or any of them.

Speaker 4

But good for her.

Speaker 1

Though, would you ever do a dating show?

Speaker 4

Honestly, no, I've you've thought about it?

Speaker 3

I mean not, I've thought about it just because like when Calvin and I were talking, you know, he's been on one, and like I don't care to like have like an actual conversation with a girl on camera, Like I rather just meet you organically and not you know.

Yeah, because like think of Love Island, how many have worked in the US.

Speaker 4

Not one, they're all chasing cloud fame.

Speaker 2

No, but you also have most people yeah UK they like the UK has like couples and the couples, and then they have the spin offs of that with the couples.

But also you have to remember that those people on Love Island are like in their early twenties, like no one's finding they're still made at that age.

Speaker 4

I know what.

I love Golden Bachelor, Ah, Golden Bachelor.

Yes, and even the other one that you and mom were watching, Love Hotel or something I liked, Love Hotel.

Speaker 3

I like those only because I mean, I don't love the Golden Bachelor.

I like it more than The Bachelor.

I can at least watch it because I feel like the conversations are actually real and they don't really give a shit about the television or like the cameras, because they're like, you know what, I've lived long enough where I'm like, I I'm here for a good reason now.

Speaker 2

Well, and those people who are in like their fifties sixties, they've had like actual like loves of their lives, families, and then like their spouse ended up passing away, and they've decided, like I still want to have a live.

Speaker 3

In the industry that you are in and they are in, it's hard to find actual people.

So I get why they do the shows because you kind of clear out the riff raff and get a decent human.

Speaker 4

You never know people's intentions.

Speaker 2

You know, Yeah, but I would feel like doing a dating show, you certainly wouldn't know someone's intentions.

Everybody is out to have some sort of love hotel.

Speaker 4

All of them are of substance, you know, Like that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 1

You don't think they were camera hungry.

Speaker 4

No, I mean I didn't.

Speaker 1

For the intention is going to be a.

Speaker 4

Little bit off.

Next Gen.

Speaker 3

I feel like there's no camera hungry either, because they're so young that they're just like, we're just here.

Speaker 2

But also they wouldn't be camera hungry because they've been in this.

They're all so like like House.

Speaker 4

That's one of my favorite now shows.

Next Gen.

Really, I just.

Speaker 2

Love this podcast I and I felt so bad because I had I told her I haven't seen your show yet because I do this thing where I binge watch.

Speaker 4

She's really she I love her in it, do you?

Yeah?

She keeps it like it's honestly her and Kim, her daughter, Kim's daughter.

Yeah, she's twenty yeah, like she's twenty two, and like the way she holds herself like is amazing.

Speaker 2

But I think about it, they've literally been on TV since they were in elementary school.

Speaker 4

And I love her.

I don't know his name, her boyfriend.

Speaker 1

Doesn't it his dad?

Speaker 3

He he I'm obsessed with him.

Speaker 4

He's just like a he seems like a dope dude.

Speaker 1

Actually, that's funny that you said that.

So I got a text the.

Speaker 2

Other night from someone at Ocean School, one of the teachers, and she was like, I'm watching the Golden Bachelor and Gigi needs to be on it.

Speaker 4

This is why she needs Are you asleep?

Speaker 1

What are you doing?

Speaker 4

It's good to be here.

Speaker 1

We're talking about you.

Speaker 4

Fucking hell, put a camera on this woman.

Speaker 1

You thought I was talking about another.

Speaker 3

G's a joke that are gonna be Oh yeah, is wrong with you?

No?

Speaker 1

But I think Mom would be golden on it.

Speaker 2

You if you went on the Golden Bachelor, they would put you as Golden Bachelor at the next season because you're just too good.

You guys my mother.

Okay, how do I put this kindly?

She can see you next Tuesday.

Speaker 4

Okay, but not in a way like the housewife.

Speaker 1

Okay, not in a way of housewife.

It's very subtle.

Speaker 2

It's usually one word or a sentence at most, and it is a full on ko SmackDown, lay you at well.

Speaker 4

Her facial expressions match what she's saying, so it's really apparent what she's saying yes yes.

Speaker 2

So like if she had a villain in front of her, I think that it would be shut down within a matter of seconds because Lisa has not a moment in the world to give.

It's so fabulous, and she cries about fucking everything, so humanitarian.

The amount of shit she sends to my DM that is just horrendous.

And she'll come up and she say, eleven pm, where I'm like trying to do the unwine process and I've been trying since seven pm.

Speaker 1

She come up and she goes, did you see everything I sent you?

You have to watch?

It is so sad.

Speaker 2

I'm like, why would I want to watch something that would put me in a hole and you and it affects you.

I'm just gonna go to bed after this.

I'm like, this is you are a psychopath?

Speaker 4

No, she really is.

Speaker 3

The more I've been driving around because I want a friends, so I'm like, Lisa, get in the car.

I'm like you we were talking about cars and how there is not one colored car on the road, no yellow, red, there's no colors.

It's black, white, and gray and it's just oppressing.

And I've noticed this for god knows how long.

Lisa goes, Oh.

Speaker 4

My god, you're right.

I was like, do you are you alive?

Ever, She's like, well, I just kind of like tune out.

I'm like, you're literally in the passenger seat.

Speaker 3

That's what you can do is like observe, and not one observe is being done.

Speaker 4

She doesn't the hell is going on here?

Speaker 1

She a person?

Speaker 4

This see my hair?

Speaker 2

Well, okay, anyway, Taylor, Frankie, Paul's a new bachelorette and Lisa is going to be the new bachelorette as well.

Speaker 3

Yes, that's how she grabs it.

When you hand her a can of coke.

That's how she grabs it too.

I can't grab it, Easton.

Yeah, they're your muscles.

Speaker 4

Open them.

Speaker 3

I can't fucking help you.

She couldn't even sit three dollars into her hand.

Speaker 4

It was so close.

Speaker 7

I was trying to give her money the other day and I'm like, open your fucking hand.

Anyway, you guys, I hope you had an excellent time listening to another episode of Untraditionally La La with Easton and my mother.

Speaker 1

I love you guys.

Oh can't you for the I want to sarn munday and again next week.

Bye,

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