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My name is Arta Marine, coming to you from my bougie basement.

You did, oh, Brooklyn, Oh my god, I'm so what.

A beautiful what a gorgeous night?

Can we just say, what a gorgeous night.

I'm so glad you came here and put on my ted talk outfit.

I'm a business professional, adult lady.

I'm so happy to be here.

I've been in Hotlanta all summer.

Honey, Oh my god, I loved it.

I just ate fried food and like you know, hung out with Burke Grazier.

Who's the best OBSESSI Burke Crazier.

No, It's literally been the most fun I've had.

This has been like a dream weave.

But I needed to get back to my friend.

I missed you, guys, and I needed to get like I feel like I.

Had to come back home.

So she moved to New York.

As you guys know, she is the wind beneath my wings.

She is my physician.

She is my financial advisor.

She is my hair stylist.

She is the wind beneath my wings.

Doctor Sarah, if you could do it?

Hannah Montana, Arianna Rosanna, Rosanna, Dana Men's Mawine?

Who is name Marine Long?

The ba?

Annah?

You look so professional?

Your bosses are here?

Is this an hr?

Are they excited?

Sorry?

I forgot to turn my Micael.

You look incredible, Anna, tell me about this beautiful?

Do you like our outfit?

We got dressed up now?

Look, we're breaking down a TV show that is panicking right now.

We started this.

Ten years ago.

We went with iHeart for a long time.

That's what our paradise is like.

It's like a ninety year old who's trying to appeal to Jed Alpha.

They're like, you guys like Love Island?

Huh?

You like f Boy Island?

You like the tradershh?

So like I've got four people in here are actually why this?

Who cared?

It doesn't matter?

It doesn't matter how many people.

I'm sorry, can you guys hear how many people are actually watching this season?

Fourteen fourteen?

Okay, that's cool, but we just so we said we were gonna get dressed up, that we were gonna get dressed up.

This isn't new credit.

Tell me about how you picked this Look?

Look at your sensible flats?

Are those like the Turkish ones that we got together?

Those are very okay?

So I got to break my ankle here, No, how did you pick this out?

Amazon?

I wrote down?

I wrote down to slut rouge dress, but gogles are Obviously did you hear the bikini on the subway?

I did.

Because I meant business.

Obviously I'm a business professional.

I also you know I threatened to get a spray tan with a Playboy Bunny playmate on it.

Obviously I tried because I'm dedicated, and they didn't have it.

But I would like to invite.

I have a sharpie and we have a picture of the Playboy Bunny logo, and I would like somebody who's an artist here?

No one, great, there's just one?

All right?

Will you I have we have a will you come draw?

We have a sharpie?

Okay, wait, I gotta find the sharp pie.

Will you draw?

We have a picture?

Doctor b Okay, you get to free.

Form what you think you get to It's beautiful.

This is what I wear when Okay, you dressed up what's your name?

Gorgeous?

Now, tell me about this beautiful business.

Did you get this at Ann Taylor Loft?

It was called a Barbie bathing?

What did you google to get dressed to come here?

I googled Barbie?

Okay, okay, great, sorry, here is She did text me the photo.

I just didn't notice.

Okay, so you could look.

I don't care.

I grew up with a bad dad.

Who cares.

I've used to be ignored.

I wouldn't still be up here.

Okay, okay, wait, all right, so this is your prototype?

Do you feel you could do it every Do you want to do it here?

Great?

I don't know.

We're all trying to be We're all try to I don't have any first tattoo.

You guys, Oh my god, I'm so cool now.

Yeah, I'll right in the middle.

I don't think he's so popular on Riot tonight, you guys when I went to Atlanta.

I'll just keep talking.

So I decide him and I'm so okay, as you know, I'm again.

Holy time I do this workout?

How's it going?

I feel like you're gonna nail it.

What's your what's your day job?

I'm a documentary producer.

Okay, okay, I've seen documentaries.

Cool.

I went on some dates in Atlanta.

I tried to date.

I try to go on dates with the adults because you know, the kids like me.

I don't know why I do hang out a game stop all day, but that's all right, you know.

So I was like, I'm gonna go that looks done it, done it.

So I decided I was like, I'm gonna go out with some adults.

I'm gonna go out with like men that have shirts with buttons, and there might be people hear the noble.

I went out with the drunkest cardiologist.

He got ship faced at lunch.

Thank you, you're doing such a good job.

No, I'm not.

You know what, when you grew up in Rhode Island, New England, you gotta fucking push it down, you know what I mean.

You grew up with loving parents.

Probably I'm like, no, like I don't.

What don't we say to you?

I love a Rhode Island accent.

It's like a Boston accent got chlamydia.

You were going to the Musquamaica water size.

That's you dalking.

Okay, that's really good.

Do you want to prize.

I'll give you some choices.

I have great prizes, okay.

I have Ludlow Hotel slippers.

I have a belly chase.

I have one dirty used hair extension of mine.

Do you want to see it?

You can decide.

Okay, if you really think about it.

This is their Do you want the hair extension?

You want to put it in?

Yeah?

That is disturbing.

Oh that's gorgeous.

That's gorgeous.

Round them a pause?

Do I look edgy?

So edgy?

Now, Banana, what have you been up to?

When you described that hair extension?

I was like, must be new.

No, I don't have any new hair.

I just like I traveled with that.

I got to go with my friend and I were writing a musical and he has a song and like a Broadway play and he was like, come to the opening with me.

That's why I'm here.

So I was like okay.

So I tumbled like my bag of extensions and I pulled that out and they were like, yeah, we're not gonna clip that into your hair to send you to a premiere.

Like are you fucking kidding?

Like like yourself.

More than that, I traveled with that to wear that's crazy.

I didn't wear it so enjoy to Where have you been?

Banand I have been everywhere.

I just got back from Puerto Rico.

I went.

You saw Bad Bunny in Puerto Rico?

I did see hot?

Okay, extended my flight twice.

Oh, because you were I would.

Not come back.

It was actually you loved it.

It's who you are now.

I was like, you know what, I'm going to a different beach every day.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, this is who you are.

Did you wear this island girl?

No?

I didn't.

Yeah, island boy days ago.

Hot.

That's why I came back from Puerto Rico.

I was like, oh fuck, I have so much ship to do it.

How could you beach attire?

How could you come back from Puerto Rico and not have something fun to wear?

Well you didn't dress like this though.

Okay, did you see any stars or anything in Puerto Rico?

That's a great question.

Okay, Yeah, so we went and saw Bad Bunny.

I think a person who went with me is here, Beck are you here?

Yeah, she's here?

Nice?

He love she took me.

Okay, oh oh she's there.

Oh oh.

Oh god?

Oh do you like my tattoo?

Do I look like I would fit in?

About Bunny?

Actually?

You would, you would?

Yeah, that sure, custom made.

That's nice.

That's exciting.

Puerto Rico.

Okay, okay, yeah, hold on.

You saw Austin Butler, didn't he?

Yes, Okay, So Austin Butler was.

I don't know if you guys know, but there's a casita situation.

It's lay, this's a house party.

John Ham was just there looking like you want a lot of drugs.

Okay.

Johnny Ham always wears no underwear and he has a giant shocks is that a huge wiener?

And he just walks Dick.

My favorite New York Post headline never was John Ham's Dick takes him for a.

Walk in the park.

Good for him.

Google it.

It's huge.

It's huge.

Any always wears linen pants and nothing underneath, and I say, good for him.

Yeah, so he was there recently.

But when we were there, Yeah, Austin Butler was there, which I'm assuming promoting their new movie.

Was he talking in in Elvis Ashton?

No, he wasn't talking at all.

I don't think he realized he was gonna be on stage.

Okay, but he was.

He looked so uncomfortable.

Sure, and that's our guests are about to feel the same way.

Oh, by the way, real quick, this is us.

Yeah, I almost wore a gown.

I almost cracked a gown, but this felt trash.

Here I love it.

Also, here's Arden.

Oh, this is me broad like it.

This is literally, I'm literally this is the best show I've ever done.

I'm obsessed with Bert Kreischer and a rain shehall fall.

This is him trying to pick me.

Up and he is shorts ripped.

Also, like John Hamm, not wearing underwear.

Good for him.

I'm just saying, maybe they have something in common, you know what?

I mean to show this photo and she's like, yeah, who cares?

Yeah, I don't know.

Great, but how cute is he?

This is Austin Butler.

First arms crossed, looks arms crossed.

Later, just context, I found out that he actually had eaten an edible, so that's why he looks so weird.

So he didn't he was gonna be on stage.

Well, here's the video of him dancing.

Okay, the show, Okay, watch this.

He would not uncross his arms.

White guy at a wedding, white guy at a wedding, and my uncle every uncle I have.

Okay, that's fun.

Are you guys ready to see the celebrities and stars that have come.

To join you and this gorgeous night, this gorgeous beauty.

By the way, I pecked for hot weather this week and I look out of place.

Who cares?

Fuck it?

Who cares?

Here's what I want to say.

This is who, this is who we're bringing out.

Doctor Banana, I missed you?

Okay, No Mittens is like, where is she?

Here's who I want to say.

We're bringing out our guests.

Two of our men flew in here.

Okay, they both come to Los Angeles.

One flew in and stopped from Europe.

Okay, that's how much he wants to play with you, because you're always the most fun fucking crowds in the world.

Look, life is on fire.

Let's have a good time, all right.

Our first person, he's a brilliant standard.

You guys are ready, is yours go time?

We're all dressed for success tonight.

This guy's meats, you know from the Drew Barrymore Show.

He is a brilliant He's one of my favorite stand up comedians.

He kills me so hard.

He has an album out.

He does musical like he writes his musical comedy.

Sounds not what you want you love it.

It's so funny.

No, he's fucking hilarious.

This guy kills me.

He's one of my favorite people and my best friends.

Ladies and John M.

Paul Decade.

All right, Paul, this is that's he over there, next up?

You know him?

Excuse me.

He's the horniest pool inspector And he just told me the credit that he wanted.

And I'm so drunk on spandex that I like, I don't remember the proper one.

It wasn't the number one one that he wanted.

What's the number?

Oh good?

You know him from Grand Feud.

You know him from comedian Clash.

You know him as a horny pool expector, Ladies and gentlemen.

Jackie's naw yet right here, buddy, right here, boo boo right here?

Also was real quick?

What was the what was your wasn't Grand Feud?

Crad Crew?

Grand Crew?

Yeah?

Crowd control on drop.

Crowd Look, Park's lab you know how park slope Paz.

All right, here we go, coming up.

We don't do this without being bringing in some bachelor royalty or you can't for awe of you elegant people who were like, oh, I listened to NPR.

Well, guess what, fuckers, there's a little television show called Bachelor Paradise.

I got real weird this year, real weird.

But in years past, guess what people went on it.

They went down to Sila, to Mexico.

They hung out hot tubs, and they fucking fell in love and got married.

Ladies and gentlemen from royalty from a bachelor Serena at job.

We did so much cocaine backstay.

It was really fun.

It was great.

And I say many times I've never done cocaine much.

You haven't.

No, I can't.

Let's heroin.

Cocaine.

I will not.

Look.

You don't have to answer.

I know the other two answers.

I feel like I remember watching a t I rememberine.

I've never done cocaine shocks.

I know, thank you, thank you.

I have too much health anxiety.

I would get the one bump that has all fit and all yes.

I would be like it made for TV movie where I just jumped through a window and that's it, Like I a good run by person and I'm like, just so, yeah, I've never done cocaine.

Hey, welcome to our show.

Our show is now called I've never.

Done Cooks are you used to watch the batchler Well, I never have done cocaine.

Well, guess what, we're kind of blocking this.

Here's the thing.

We're gonna take you on a tour tonight.

Buckle your seatbelts, get get your HPV shots going you want.

To, doesn't even matter, you know what?

Can I tell you?

I also I also think you got it doesn't matter, you know what?

You're right?

I also got CVS Gardessel what you know what?

Yeah, reps here tonight, show yourself here because this is this is.

Kind of awkward, because this is a gil Convince you guys.

I'm making thirty grand tonight.

That's actually yours a huge sponsor in this whole hv's been.

A bit by the way.

I also have been Gardisle protected and almost didn't matter.

It doesn't matter who cares fu it.

Okay, here we are here, we are now.

We're gonna take you on a quick tour just so we could catch everyone up to.

Sus just got do you have?

That's good?

That's pretty good.

That's bigger than I expected.

Tattoo artists do it always.

Should I get this?

Should I leave and run?

Right?

So like the Lower East Side, he got this?

This is who I am now, guys, fuck it.

I didn't expect it so centered on your apps.

No, I said, put it right there so people know I'm gen Z.

They need to know I use my big I need I got in here, all.

Right, So we're gonna take you on a little tour.

Here's our players.

Once upon a time there were people hanging on by a thread.

All right, you ag can take a couple.

I'll just start with.

This is our he's no harder on the show, but he's not dead.

He's not dead.

But all right, Captain Kim, he.

Was a sea captain who's saying a lot of shanties and this outfit, which is alarming.

Okay, he got so horny and excited to perform that he was so horny.

He got so horny and he danced, didn't you feel it?

I got HBTV.

Watch that's how I got HBV.

Yes, watch it.

And he fell in love with this horse lady.

I should start.

Okay, look, let me just give you one one minute of late land.

Once upon a time there was a show called the bacheler right, and there was a show called the Bachelorette.

We only tolerated it so we could get to know like the farm team.

Okay, so like all the cast offs, you would get to know the farm team.

They would go to this resort that had no plumbing or air conditioning and they would hang out and they would hang out and sometime that's how they fell involved it.

But I am not a cynical person.

And like, what was fun about it was you could actually spend more time than you would get to spend in a mansion in Calabasas.

So they could look, that's so true.

That's what my grandmother always said.

And and and then this, okay, so then so then people would actually spend time together, and there's a lot of successful marriages that came.

And that's why we like it.

We're not cynical people.

Life is hard.

Give me distraction, right, So then they mixed it up and this year they're got very popular.

Yes, and so they were like, look, let's just let's just throw everything up that people loved, because this was the most popular part of the show.

And they were like, let's move resorts, which was not their choice.

I don't know, I you know, I truly don't.

I feel I heard that it was bought by somebody else and they had to like move loca.

No, maybe somebody knows there's a mold was like, is that on?

Let's getch you one.

There's fifteen mics up here, so let's get you one.

How about this one?

Yes, there you go.

That one's getting turned on.

Oh that makes two of us.

Hey sorry hr sorry iHeart?

Okay, okay, great, hello, hello hello.

Neither of them are on.

They're both working.

Try that again.

That that was okay?

So so then they so now they've gone down, they're in where are they?

Very Costa Rica.

They've brought in the Golden the Golden Bachelor's and the and so there's young and old.

They were swiftly picked off.

Did you like it?

Did you?

Guys?

Like the Bachelor's there?

The Goldens?

Now?

Really there's some people here that did not.

I kind of did.

The hottest guy on the beach was Gary because he actually asked questions.

You're right.

You want to No, I don't want to clearly not like am I a tattoo?

I don't want to go for Gary.

But if he locked in with you, if he locked in and gave you that Gary talk, yeah he goes So you full bother?

What is or was all you clombing up me with a plate boy tip.

I would appreciate it if we stopped talking about my uncle.

Please.

This is Gary.

This is Gary right here.

Did you like Gary?

You didn't want him there though?

Like everybody black?

Okay?

Did you see Gary bang like the number one boy on the island because he was?

I didn't and I love it though.

Yeah, he's also stupid.

Yeah do you think of it?

Thinking stupid?

Of course he is.

What did you guys think of you?

Guys think freely, Joe, he could cut it out.

What did you think of Gary?

What did you think of Gary?

Which stupid?

What did you think?

He's stupid?

Made a mistake?

The world's worst gambler.

Once upon his time, they had to like bet and basically like he was at the top of this He was at the top of this game.

And then he put everything on betting on like how many times a week she wanted to get at it?

Is that right?

It was just unnecessary because he had won.

He won, and then he bet everything that this like sixty five year old woman wanted to hump like eight times.

He was wrong, he was wrong and uh, and then.

They got like swiftly kicked off the island, and she was so mad she couldn't even like date him in the outside world.

Serena to we're just seen together on a boat.

It always changes when they have a boat.

Okay, how big is the boat?

How was it?

How big is the boat?

How big is the big is the boat?

Not big enough that it's gonna last?

That's right, We're gonna need jars.

Was about it?

You haven't seen Johns.

It's about Garrie.

We're gonna need a bigger boat, much bigger, much bigger boat.

Okay, so then we have a villain.

We'll go to Jeremy.

Here, Jeremy and Dailyly.

Now you're probably friends to them.

We here loved.

Okay, I want to know how tall is How tall is Jeremy?

He's like five one five ten, He's like five five eighty five nine?

Yeah, give it up, shortcas.

Five?

Can I ask?

Can I ask a questions about Jackie?

Thank you so much?

My titties same same, same?

Those are my glasses too?

Same?

How My question is how old do you think Jeremy is?

He claims to be.

Thirty thirty thirty thirty plus twelve thirty plus twelve the way thirty they are.

No fucking way that thirty thirty year old I could say we went to high school together.

That man's forty seven?

Who did it?

There's a person here that dm me.

I just had a want to a fugue state.

What was that grocery store that was Jeremy's hometown date?

Somebody brought me something tonight?

Bring it up stage?

What are your we're going out?

Letards lears in the house?

Let who are you?

Catherine Captain?

Tell me tell me a little, tell me about letters and just tell me you look just you want to go to the Miss Squabaco What it's like.

It's like a fever dream.

There's a lot of animatronics and it's amaze to get through, and everything is like from their own farm.

Oh look, whoa are you kidding me?

Excuse me?

Her version of pop?

Whoa?

Okay?

Pop?

Oh?

Peanut butter?

You think I'm not?

Oh my god, are you fucking kidding me?

Apple cider donuts.

I'm not gonna I'm not gonna boll guard the donuts.

For everyone gets.

Everybody cats?

What you got?

A chocolate dep dellipop?

Pass around?

Everybody cats?

What everybody cats?

One?

Everybody gets?

We had chocolate do you want to pose?

You're not for jeccs to keise season.

You guys, you want a donut, you don't get a fucking raisin.

I'm not that trust me.

I come from a trash bag house.

I'm not giving out raisins in a Halloween pop Yeah, you want some popcorn?

All I'm saying is apple pretzels.

I think him on peanut butter.

Put a ring on it.

You know what I mean?

Can I cannot?

Yeah?

Okay, everybody a donut.

You got your noodle buddy in the pool.

Everybody get a donut.

Who wants peanut butter pretzels?

Take it.

We're committed now gotta there's no hot season that up and there.

Take someone then we're gonna send it around.

Okay, where worry to Jeremy.

Once upon a time there was a young man named Jeremy, and he.

Owned a transam a corvette.

What are you own corvette?

He owned a corvette.

He claimed to be twenty nine.

You don't live in the lip.

Who gives a show?

We're all doing the best tecat.

I think he.

You're a friend.

You're nice.

Look I like Jeremy.

He was gonna do our live show and I thought I could kiss Jeremy.

Why not?

So then he he shipped his corvette from New Jersey, Connecticut rental.

He shipped a Corvette.

Cross country to Calabasas, and then he got cock blocked by a bully named Brian who has hair like a falcon, does all the bad show.

This is Brian.

Do they have history?

So he has shipped a corvette.

Brian, where's O'Brien's This is Brian who his hair like a falcon.

He's the son of an officer and then also an n.

Y fire fireman, and he feels incredible combination of that.

He feels that way.

He feels like he's gonna he's got connections.

Okay, So basically the gist of this is he takes this young lady, Bailey out on a date and they're dating, and he's like, oh, I like it, but let me go on to one on one with this little angel, this little like doll named Susie.

He doesn't pick Susie.

He picks Bailey.

He makes the error in confiding in the cop son and saying I say on camera on camera.

Going, hey, I fucked up.

I should have passed him out, passed them ount look, we're all here.

This is We're at a Friars club at this point, there's a Lion's club.

Who cares?

Fuck it?

Where I feel like we're in the woods somewhere.

One of you was gonna die tonight and it might be me.

Okay, who cares?

Fuck it?

Fuck it?

Who cares?

The world was weird right now?

Who gives a shit.

Let's have a good time.

Okay.

So he he was dating this lady named Bailey.

He took another person, Susie, on a date.

Then he was like, he doesn't he didn't pick her.

She went home.

He's like, he goes on camera, he says, I fucked up.

I'm gonna go call Susie.

I wish I could propose tonight.

Then he tells, he tells, He tells like, Son, Hey, I fucked up.

I want to propose to Susie.

He keeps dating Bailey.

Later on in the season, nobody tells Bailey she's falling in love with this guy she doesn't know.

Later on in the season, somebody tells cop Son's like, Brian is like hey, Paul.

Paul goes and is like hey, just so you know, everyone knows that he wants to propose and everyone gets mad at who Brian not the guy who did it.

Just so you know, the rules of the game are different on television, all right.

So that's where we are.

Is there any other backstor This is a man named Dale.

He was.

Okay, great, okay, you're right.

You guys are all caught up right.

I think this is one of the most unlike casts the way.

Okay, oh, final thing and then we'll get going, just so you know, final thing.

So they panicked.

ABC panicked and they're like, Okay, falling in love is boring?

Who cares?

You can't is if it's it's not just falling in love like people, we really actually want to see that.

Guys put on the money keys, and no more people are coming in.

We've had four women come in and eighty eight men, but there's no more.

No, no, I'm sorry, forty eight women and two men.

You're locked in with who you are with and now there's five hundred thousand dollars on the line and it's turning into traders.

It's basically it.

So now we're going to talk with the last episode before we get going.

You fhllm off on the show.

How do you feel about this money situation, and do you think, like, what do you think?

What do you think I would be pissed?

Yeah, on eleven we didn't get the money.

Yeah, it just seems like unnecessary.

Yeah, like it just seems like a strategy.

The show is totally different.

Yeah, And if I was down there, I would be playing the game the way Sean.

Did, oh for the money a little more A little.

I mean, he's trying to win the game.

It's not a game, it's not even so.

For those of you who't watch the show, there's a man named Sean that looks like he thinks he looks like now he's kind of does does his face does?

But his head shape his head, the volume of space, the cubic inches his head taches up does not line up with the cubic inches with the body.

Yeah, it has.

And his father is a politician, which I don't know if you guys remember this, but didn't his dad get.

Like can't scandal?

Yeah, that's fine, that's fun.

Is it?

Sean?

Though, we're throwing his dad's name around every episode.

I'm so.

He basically turned it into like Survivor or Traders, where he's like, I want the money, and he decided to start a Parliament of Paradise.

Look, everybody, beware of alliteration.

When somebody approaches you with a literation, they're selling you something and they haven't worked out how to bring it up to scale.

Okay, Serena, when you hear when you hear he would have gone for the game, do you feel like you are?

I guess i'd take it back.

You've been bullied into submission.

I hate Sean.

Okay, it's actually a lot of money.

Though it is a lot of money.

It's a lot of money.

Yeah, No, Like I was broke when I went on the show, so I would be like ears peaked for Yeah, okay, good, so you'll be hooked up with an entrepreneur.

But I think it's.

Interesting watching all these people that never would have been cast on a competition show to be forced onto a competition like, yeah, you're not good at am I I just came to make out.

At the beginning of the last episode, Hannah said, what sure, wehond I don't know, and I don't know.

We were all watching that like what what?

And yeah, they're not good at They're not good at this.

You just have to breathe into the rag and be like, this is where we are now.

You know what I mean?

Okay, chlora farm has happened.

I'm gonna win over my captors, you know what.

I feel like I could get out, Yes, yes, I really think if I got kidnapped, I could get out.

I think you could because I feel like I'd make them like me and then I'd become like, oh, she's enough.

Like we thought we were tired.

What are we doing?

I'm so late.

She's taking about her cat a lot.

I get it.

Her cat has thumbs.

I don't want to hear it.

Cat.

It's a great race.

She's a star.

Okay, period are By the way, we're only fifteen days into Paradise.

That's such a short period of time to be so history honic.

That real is that we only film for nineteen It's real real.

Wow, you guys are so cute.

I'm here for it.

Okay.

So we're day fifteen and they got the theme songs back Where's Wells?

Though Where's Wells?

He was not in this episode.

We see it.

In the theme song A poor Handah, but then the theme song I want him in the opening, Yeah, I want him in the.

I want to toss a drink to him and how they like throw it.

Jerry Palmer, No, he was in the episode.

He was so they had they have like a soap opera intro.

Uh So, Jesse's sunburned, Alicia is licking something.

What was she licking?

I don't know.

Okay, So Jess and Spencer.

Eating fruit is day fifteen and they're like, Oh, we're gonna get They're gonna get rid of the strongest couple.

Spencer wants the money.

Oh, I feel like Spencer's playing the part of Joe that season.

Do you connect with Spencer?

No, okay, that's the way reveal why I don't.

I mean, I just don't connect with them.

Okay, I respect that.

I don't have a problem.

No, no, yeah, I respect.

It's crazy that he was like when he showed up, like the first two girls were like, hell.

No, sir, you say it was he was like he talks a lot.

That's that's sense are during tandrac yoga as we all do on a Tuesday, you know.

Yeah.

So okay, So then Hannah and Jesse they pull out, they pull out.

They're like, we're doing treasure honk.

That's the name of the game.

I like that, do you I do what are you gonna call it something?

What would you call it?

Treasure junk?

I don't know, pressure junk.

Yeah, that's what it.

Okay, Okay, So people are in theory, they're buried alive and then uh and then people.

Are They were in fucking bits.

They were in like nice bits.

And Kathy was having like like like she had like bottle service maybe mad.

I'm like, yeah, I don't do this, dude, is put them real trunks.

Yeah, and they actually by them.

They're like throwing dirt on their and this one they were like literally that was that's a studio apartment in New York.

Yeah, that rest of like thirty eight hundred bucks in Murray Hill.

It's like somebody who just graduated from Colgate was like, I got four buddies and I we got we gotta I'm a day tree.

They put them in the nicest trunks ever and gave them fourteen talk that's.

Do you think that was a purpose?

Of course it was.

Okay, I'm literally flashing everyone, look who cares?

You guys can see it all whatever.

I'm wearing underwear, but okay, who cares?

Okay, So then they go there's a treasure tress.

No one knows the word spigot, spy got spy gott?

Would you I think I might have said I know spigot, but out of context if I didn't see it, I don't know that I would have thought spigot.

Would you have thought spiggott?

Totally unfamiliar with that word?

Right?

Yes?

On that.

I was like, they want me to find a bigot?

Yeah, all right, shot.

Long, that's pretty easy.

Who's the biggest sean?

Next question, let's go.

I feel like mark.

People would have gotten allowed that they're alive.

Nobody died, okay, so then so then so then we have I mean, literally, how are you look?

I look like a serial killer?

Yes, okay?

No is all give her Arden everybody, Yes, terrible penmanship.

My Laura Lois calls me organized chaos.

She's like, you get everything dumb.

But if I followed you, it's like a spiral, you know, live in the lip.

You don't actually know until you get a voice to text from Arden.

It is the craziest thing you've ever seen in your flight.

It makes today it was like fifteen different thoughts but they're all spelled wrong, and it's.

Like I also can't see.

I have not been able to sece high school and I can't get I can't get a contact dead.

I'm not gonna work, glad.

I did send you a voice to text today and it was did not go well, and I loved it.

I was like, I want to wear swim trunks.

Is that chill?

But Siri was like, be chill, be chill like and she was like, thank you for reminding me to be chill.

And I was like, that's not.

Like you're gonna be so horny for your friend.

I would need to warn you better relax.

I'm gonna get a fucking bathing suit, and I know you're gonna want to get at it.

You better fucking know that you're on blast.

You better be chill because I hurt in the audience tonight in HR.

You best be chill.

Yeah, I have a.

Podcast on the network.

No more Jack.

He is Jack Jack Jack Jack.

Guys, we're Jack as him to come.

You gotta say hi.

Jack, Hi Jack, our stammit our Sam a man.

Jack's here.

No they're not here, okay, okay, great, fair enough, We're.

Gonna cut that part out.

Okay, right, we'll pretend they were.

Going to pretend we have a question for them later.

Somebody can play the part of Samue or Jacks later our interns from the show.

Okay, so then we have so then we have uh Sean and Alicia.

Dale was being a brat during the during the game Dale.

I think Dale's a diva?

Dale is ye?

Dale?

All right?

You see him?

Yes?

Is it because he's so handsome that you but he's so he's gotten less handsome?

I like that.

You love Dale?

Okay?

Why?

Why?

Yeah, Joe illuminate us?

Tell us because I'm I'm hung out with him once and he was nice and he was it was he was a great time.

He was He's a lot of fun.

I like that.

That's good to know.

I get how you don't like him.

But is he more chill than he is on camera?

Okay, I'll take you.

I'll accept that.

I also.

Tails a good time.

He's a lot of fun.

But he's like capital C competitive as we saw here.

Yeah, I don't know, there is.

It was like he was trying to take like cool down pacing on the beach to like cool down and like like deal with like he wanted to win so badly.

And I get it because you might you get immunity, but like but like there was like a okay cat like there was a real cool down.

He was pissed.

Okay, great alkay.

Meanwhile, Kathy, Kathy wants to she wants to stay.

She goes as a mom, I want to stay, but she goes, she goes.

I was saying, looked, she goes.

People are people were struggling, People are struggling.

You love Kathy.

Why why the end of the episode eating oreoles.

That was on his I didn't appreciate it.

I didn't see she took she ate the skinniest oriole not even the double stuff.

She would took a part of oriole ate, the one with the cream.

Second, wait, where are the same person?

The only golden laugh at the end, the.

Only love this.

She cringes every time anyone of her age group kissed.

She was like, like, look at them.

That's disgust.

When the younger ones are are kissing to she.

Does that, She's like anti, She's like, she don't take care.

You know what.

She wouldn't like my tattoo she needs Yes, Yes, I was surprised that tkies No, you think she's her back blown out.

It'll be the last back blown out?

She ever had.

The last one banana.

I know your bosses are here, but do you think elderly Kathy needs her back blown out?

Yeah?

I mean I think she may also get it blown out.

After this, Yeah, Serena Kathy.

Yeah, Joe.

Sure.

Joe was like, I'm never doing this.

Can on my friends talk about it.

Kathy needs to get fucked.

I'm really bad.

Thank you, Joe, Joe, Joe tell me.

The true for Joe, Joe.

Do you want some cookies?

I had?

I would eat a cookie.

I think that there's a baker who brought you some cookies.

Is there a baker in the house.

Yes, the only bakery they travel with cookie.

Did you bring some.

Treat a cookie?

We got some treats.

Give a box.

You have a box of trees?

I love.

She's like, maybe there's another.

We got two bags.

Introduced yourself to the audience.

My name is Anna.

I brought chocolate to the last show.

You're fucking delish.

Can I just say?

Are there nuts in them?

There are some?

Okay, she has an allergy.

I can still eat them.

You can't, and we will take what does what?

What does not have nuts?

Uh?

Technically but probably not tonight.

We don't want to risk it.

You know, it's a good This is peanut but husband, no nuts.

Okay, this is no nuts.

This is for you, Joe and Serena, thank you for betraying your friends and saying Kathy nest Box, thank you.

What is the name of your bak real chocolate?

It's this beauty.

I'm sorry you guys.

We're gonna keep some of these because they're fucking delish.

This is so nice.

Thank you, Thank you.

Anna.

Do you want one piece of chocolate in the front row?

There you go try it.

You have a nut allergy?

Okay, well find out.

Do you want a piece of Okay?

Great, okay, you want a piece of chocolate?

Do you want a piece of chocolate?

Chocolate?

You guys, isn't my best friend.

Let me just say this, and I don't want to bump anybody out.

Look, then maybe I won't.

I'm not, Should I not?

Can I say something real?

I say, you know, this is the only path I should warn you.

This is only this the only podcast about Boucher in grief?

Can I just say that she knew my mom when my mom died, because my dad died.

My mom was like, I'm not bringing his clothes to the local thrie store in a little Compton because I don't want to see fucking like mister McGregor wearing your dead suits.

Right.

So then my mom died, so she brought them all down here to Housing Works.

This queen, that is funny.

Thank you, that is funny.

She's right, that is funny.

That is funny.

This is my best friend Katie since we were fourteen years old.

She came with me.

We played Yaz upstairs at Eric's on Luke and because my brother couldn't deal, we cleaned out her closet.

You filled your Suparu the day after the funeral.

You drove all of her clothes to Housing Works.

It was a five hour drive by myself, weeping and driving.

This is the fucking who you want a New England girl?

What is the jame of your kid?

She's the most amazing dance theater in Brooklyn.

No, no, it's Kestrels.

It's in Guana's on sixth Street and Third Avenue.

Okay, riders, I Katie work, Katie work them.

You're the fucking best.

No rain shell fall, no rain shell fall, no rain shell fall, no rain shell fall, no rain shell fall.

No rain shell fall.

Alay, I love you to bud Okay, yeah, this is yeah, Okay, now look we're back.

Hey, you could be like this after Dead Parents.

Hey, we're gonna be all right.

Don't worry about it.

It's fine.

I grieved that a while ago.

She's a right worry about it.

Grieved them a while again.

You can on the unimaginable happen and still be on stage in a slutty outfit talking about the fucking dating shows.

Who cares?

Okay, here we are.

Where were we the very beginning of the Other Side?

Yeah?

Yeah, I don't think we've started.

We're in minute five of a two hours.

So basically they come out, They're like, you're gonna go and do a game.

It turns out it turns out the biggest girl friend is really fast, right that they want?

He did't Sean and Alicia win.

Spencer.

Okay, so Spencer and jess Wan, Spencer and jess Is.

He doesn't connect with him, but he does connect to Sean and Spence.

I love connect with anybody.

I also, like, I'm gonna put it on the record, I don't have this problem with Spencer.

I don't need one hate them a no one.

Well we we also feel conflicted about Spencer because, on the one hand, he makes pet portraits, which is great.

Obviously he makes pet portraits.

On the.

Right, that's his job.

I forgot.

I mean, look at my.

Job, and you're good at it.

But let's see some of these pet portraits.

I needed a sexual time out.

I think they're cute Spencer and Jess because I got to get behind the only couple that feels like they're falling in love.

I think she's adorable.

I think she's adorable.

She had I I'm open for a rebound because she was a villain on her season.

I feel like she's been adorable and I liked watching them connect, for her to forehead holding each other.

He's giant and there she's like, dude, She's like holding him like a koala bear at yoga.

And then they won, and I needed to see a date with them.

And then he said I'm thinking about possibly considering falling in love.

With you, and she's like, she was like did oh.

She was like, no, rewind let me say it.

Yeah, possibly one day falling in.

Love with you.

She's like, I just want my back blown up.

Thank you.

Joke on the show.

That's exactly right.

I now, can we rip boom Boom Room.

Back in the day when they were at the old resort, there was one room that felt road hard and put away wet during fleetweight, Like, Jeff, you want to get HPV, sign up for a night at the boom Boom Room.

That it was one shared room that everyone used if you wanted to be off.

Shout up, shut up, Kenny and head.

That's right.

Kenny kept the Boom Boom Room in business.

Kenny.

There was once upon a time there was a boy band manager to Kettle you like my tattoo?

He had an American flag cock like a rooster cock.

But it was a cock and it was all going down to his pubic area with American flag like red stars and stripes to his wing.

And then he had like a fall like American flag but like it was.

And I did you thought set loved America?

But did he tattoo a bird America flag dick tattoo and he got at it with a rebody and then.

They got married.

He married, they got married.

Yeah, we liked the way Kenny.

By the way, we love Kenny.

And I even said, if it hadn't worked out, with him.

I wanted to go on a date with Kenny.

I liked Kenny.

I also got naked with Tea on a date.

Kenny has seen the most action in b P history.

I had gotten zero hate for it.

Can more than one boom, there's three, Thank you, No, we love Kenny.

I thought Kenny was fun.

I thought Kenny was authentic.

I like that Kenny was like down to get at it.

I thought Kenny was sort of real with the gals.

He showed them a good time.

He was blowing back South.

Yeah, and we're not getting that on this season, and that's un.

I feel like we haven't gotten that for a few seasons.

I feel like because people have gone very savvy with Instagram and stuff, people don't want to go get at it.

And I'm like, go, just go, just fuck.

America wants to see the like the night vision eyes, Yes, fucking those weird green globes.

Just a it's so hot, it's so awful.

We do want to see it.

We want to see you try to hide it.

We want to see you put a weird T shirt over a camera.

We want to hear growl, we want to hear.

I want to see you fucking keep the cover on your entire body.

Yes, just early like early British Love Islands, you know what I mean?

Season we want to hear like Hanah, like hey, his dad Gargas, we want to see that, but like down in Silida, I want to see it.

Did you guys have night vision?

I wish I could give you a hair.

Ms?

Yeah?

Did you you did?

We actually didn't.

We didn't go.

No.

I didn't really want a black box situation.

Dad, right, because you're elegant?

Thank you?

Is she is?

She is elegant, She's you had am I this up?

Did you have a hometown date during COVID where they put like Maples in like New Mexico Pennsylvania.

Oh you were nem Colan Okay, okay, okay, that was better than the New Mexico.

There was like a breaking bad bucket did there was a there was like a date where they like went and sat on a bucket by her.

Okay, you know what, Hey, we've done this for so long that we like blacked it all out.

That was a dark season.

There was the guy that wanted to be the musical theater made Greg Greg gays might be friends.

I I don't know anything about Greg, but Greg were freaked out because of the format, right.

They taunted poor Greg because if I recall, they played like they played like street.

Hockey right under his balcony, and they like had them like make out.

Right.

They torture you guys.

You made it through kill, we're in recovery.

They torture you guys.

By the way, I love Kenny.

I don't know anything about Greg, but I do love Kenny.

And I did respect Sean's game this week.

But they played too hard.

We'll get to that too hard, okay, Yeah, alright, let's get to that.

I'm gonna I watched the challenge, all right, let's.

Get to that.

So basically the lay of the land is okay.

So Justin Censer got a date.

They went and they had like they have tantric sex, not really, they just like held each other and looked at eyes.

I was like, do you feel me like?

I feel you?

Great?

So then meanwhile I says, all the time you.

Feel me, I feel I feel you like what they're like, I want to warn you, I'm gonna wear a bathing suit.

Don't get to What did you say, don't get to?

I did not say.

I said isn't chill if I wear you.

Said, pete chill, I'm gonna wear a paste.

I loved it.

I loved it.

I was like thank you, and imagine I was like, oh.

My god, your sorts.

I'm a real problem being children received yours and shorts.

Listen, you're not the warning pool.

This man dove into a cruise ship pool that they used on a COVID, the COVID Ghost cruise ship.

He jumped in and leather pants and leather Yeah, he sucked out a bashlor cruise and got wet and leather pants.

Okay.

So meanwhile, back in the ranch, you have the most popular couple, the strongest connection.

Those two they're off.

What did they do on their date?

Where were they in the room?

Were they in the vip BP site?

Yeah?

Yeah, they were in the vip vi P branding.

And then meanwhile back at the rants, Sean is like, this is my chance.

I'm going to play Survivor.

Yeah, traders smart Okay, so talking.

About it smart, but also like he was too loud.

It was too loud because he was safe before.

Which TV though it was.

He was incredible.

He went room to work.

Jeremy's always knapping and we love that for a head.

So he went room to room and he woke up on camera.

It would be like saying on camera, Jekisu, well we hate Paul and like, but it's just gonna be.

It's gonna be you me, Justo, Serena, Fuck Paul, Hey Paul, listen, fuck you keys, Fuck to keys.

It's gonna be like but he brought it up.

But he did it to every idn't agree with what she was saying, but like he did it to everyone.

He did it to everybody.

But I liked it.

He got he had like I would say, he came to life more than ever.

He had a pep in his dep He called it the Parliament of Paradise.

He's like, I'm a politician, son, there's five hundred thousand dollars on the line.

Jonathan gets that too.

Johnathan doesn't know how to play the romance held.

Yeah, go ahead, I agree to agree.

You got to say it.

We all know what he's gonna We know what he's gonna say.

We're not gonna say it, but we could all think it.

Yeah, okay, let me.

Have one big episode.

I've I've got Sean.

Sean was like, this is my episode is the turning point, everybody's gonna rally around me or like, do you.

Think he was like do you think he was like let me maybe thinking I'm not gonna win, so let me go out with like flint like hard.

I think I.

Think he was so.

But if he wouldn't have done, if if he would have literally just not said anything, he would he will be there.

Yeah, and he'd be there now, he would.

Be there, can be blowing Kathy's back out right now.

That's the show.

I don't think that's the show.

That's the show.

I think.

I think what happened was he got the opportunity to unlock something that he probably hadn't unlocked in a while, which was be a politician, and he was trying too hard to politic and he sucked.

It so over he did try.

Were you guys kind of excited by Sean's maneuvering?

Oh right?

Just watching it?

That guy.

I love when he went to Kathy.

You go to Kathy and she's like, wait, what are we doing?

And he was like, Kathy, be cool, I need a donut?

Is the doughnut around donuts?

Guess passpected audience, there's cookies.

Does somebody have a donut?

No, okay, all right, I got excited.

I was like, why did he pass up the donut?

Okay?

So so basically Kathy wants So there's one golden couple left, Kathy and Keith.

Why are they not just pretending to be romantic?

Why would they like having a heat stroke.

He's hot, she's getting free alcohol, she's like.

And also I get it, man, like they're old, you're older, I'm tired.

Did you what did you think Keith would be a hotter commodity?

Did anything.

From when they showed up?

He's got that annoying voice.

We're like, ah, here my fucking husband at this dinner party running the table again.

You're right, you're right, you're right.

Even Joan got.

I like him.

I thought he's like Gary's voice, but like even more, Like, well, Joan, I'll go play like he played?

Uh, what was the game?

What's the what's the fucking game that you played?

No?

He throw the bag in the hole.

You're like, I love corn hole.

Imagine that guy trying to like whisper sweet, nothing's into your ear?

Can I play cornle dude?

Yeah?

I can't even imagine having a weird voice.

That's crazy.

I just only's demure.

So yeah, I guess.

I guess I thought because he was tall and he made it far, that he might have a chance with the oldies.

The Keith No.

Do you did?

You?

Did you?

Guys like the Goldens there.

Was I loved it.

They got picked up, like I said, real quick.

Joe didn't like it, and I respect that for him, and I'm not trying to but he's allowed to not like it.

Some people didn't like.

I'm not I'm allowed to give him a counterfo No, I like, but why did it delude?

It?

Deluded it a little?

What do you say, talk to me?

Break it down your name?

Yes you could?

She is mad?

Yes?

Different?

Different?

Yeah, Gary, Gary, Gary?

And and what about what about?

What about faith riding off.

In the horse with her sea captain?

They are Look, there was a sea captain.

He had no game, and he had a lot of hardy, ran a tight ship, and he serenade.

He tried to make every man serenade a lady and nobody.

Everybody hated him for it.

And that he's like, I know.

It'll make pennies drop a really weird poem, and I'm gonna not read the face of the lady.

That I'm ready to do it and I'm gonna go.

She loved it, and then I'm gonna feed her.

I'm gonna feed her like moose out of a out of a Martini glass and I'm gonna go, I'm gonna I go.

I know what I'm gonna do.

And she go, please don't feed me.

I mean, you're gonna feed me.

Please don't.

He's like, I'm gonna do it, and.

Then he fetter and then he was like, kiss me on the lips.

And that is what that's were called a boomer, right, I mean, that's you know what.

I'm saying about.

If they if they do, if they do, if Bachelor in Paradise gets another season, uh, because at this point it may be on his way out.

We'll see.

And then if they do bring the Golden back, which I think they should, they gotta bring I forgot his name already, but they gotta bring your French.

Now, I gotta bring ye some bags.

Yeah, yeah, we thought.

Now, all the guys were worried when we did the when we did the pregame, the guys were worried that the dudes were gonna hit.

On the young gals.

But It was really just April Cougary running Cougar.

Cougar goes wild here.

For wrong guys, wrong guys to pick the guys that were to hit on the young girls would have been I mean, I'm not pro cut that out.

No, No, Joe's right, That's what I wanted to see.

Joe and Wells are like best friends and they're like two of the funniest people that have ever been on the show.

Can we just say we have?

We were set?

We want more, we want more funny contestants?

Who else is funny?

Who else is funny?

Because you you both are very funny like and we like that.

Who else is funny?

I feeling off the top of my head from like Bachelor.

Yeah, it was like just me and who have we met that we thought was funny?

Don't don't.

The bro Diego guys were funny.

Aaron Clancy was funny on purpose.

Not onpose.

Aaron had one funny when we played a game with him.

He had when we talked about breakfast, he had a few funny things about his chicken, chicken, more chicken.

He was kind of funny.

I thought it was funny, but I also.

Thought he I also thought he was funny.

I was like really drunk.

By the end of that show, I was dancing by myself on the stage.

It wasn't great.

I thought I was like, maybe we should just moved to San Diego.

Can we get another bottle per seco up here?

Can we give her cocktails?

Many more drinks.

I will say this, I've been in relationships and had dreams that I signed up to be on The Batcher, and people on the show go, aren't you like with somebody?

And I say I'm not not with somebody, and they're like, we listen to you're with somebody?

And I do want to go through the system.

I want to go.

I want to I want to see.

I wouldn't farewell because I don't do well with competition.

I would fold in on myself.

But I want to see.

I want to see what.

I'm not hot enough to be on the show, but like any And I'm five eights, which same sixty two years old?

Too short?

Jerry's killing air.

Yeah, the Jeremy's twenty five years old.

So I feel like you have.

I have been at the shows where the women have gone wild for you.

Yeah.

I thought you are more game, man.

I thought you would do better than you would think.

Yeah, I would do all my work off camera.

All right.

So basically, so basically, Sean goes around and Sean's like Parliament of Paradise, politic Paradise.

Was there a moment where you all thought that no one was going to show up outside the hotel?

Yeah?

What I mean, it's so funny.

I also thought it was funny when Andrew was sleeping and it was like, not gonna make it.

Yeah, I was like, that's a funny joke.

What did I think of Andrew and Alex?

All right?

I think Andrew's slick as fuck?

Why because because he clocked what was happening, and he was like, oh, you're being kookie, you're being cookie.

I'm going back depend on.

Yeah, people hate this crazy boys shit.

Yeah, and he was right, don't even consider Andrew got zero votes.

Yeah, you're right, he's brought You're right, he's brought nothing to the show so far.

So far.

Now, this is your first year watching, you're kind of become You've become a rookie.

I think doesn't rookie season, thank you.

I just started tuning in.

I watched the Grant season of the Bachelor.

This is my first Bachelor in Paradise, and.

I love it.

I love it.

I love all the games.

I love how they're fucking with them put money involved.

I was like, no, that's a show.

Yeah, that's how you do it.

I mean I just had to breathe into the rag and go.

I love it too, Who cares?

I do?

I actually love it too.

I do it.

I love that they refuse to explain the show to the people on the show.

They don't in real time.

How would you guys have won?

And how would you have won?

What would you have done on your season?

Like?

How who would you Who was on your season that you would go make an alliance with?

Oh?

No, oh, yeah they're cute.

They got married.

They got married from that season and that's it.

Everyone else is very game.

Yeah, they're so cute.

Who else was on your season?

Kenny?

I love Kenny?

Aaron was on our season?

Oh Karen and Mary?

God they got married.

There's three marriages from your san Thomas they married four marriages season.

This season is not going to deliver four marriages.

No way.

Yeah, this season.

I don't think he's going to deliver one.

I need one, I need one.

But I feel like Jeremy and Bailey might be like, he might double down and be like.

As soon does she watches the season, if they were still watching it, if they were still together.

They are broke up.

No, they're still together.

I think they're gonna make it.

I do too.

I agree with you, hold on, Joe, it's not my choice.

I'm not like making there pulling strings.

I agree with you.

I do too.

I know I know them.

I don't know what happens.

I would assume the people it's only going to get better.

When you say you think when you say you think they're going to make it, you mean to marriage or show.

I mean like to dinner on a Friday night after the show's okay.

I want to just go wild out and say I think he's gonna double down and propose they're.

Gonna get engaged on the show this show, yes, to prove that he wasn't a piece of shit about Susie.

I think he's gonna dig at his heels and be like, I love her, I was right about being.

Mad about her digging a bath in chocolate with Andrew, and didn't they do that.

That's however I got, That's how I got.

You think I was like, that's yeah, okay.

There's also five dollars.

Okay, so this is probably what he will, right, we have two.

Games that we want to play before because I don't want to go late.

For first of all, thank you all for joining us.

Are you having a nice time.

Union Hall?

Do we have fifteen minutes?

Is that right?

Because we started five late?

I used to keep a tight ship a show after us.

We love and all share Union Hall?

All right, So basically there is two couples eliminated.

He goes around, so that he goes around.

Sean is like parliament, Parliament, and and the women, the women had the power.

What do you want?

That sounds good?

Okay, it's gonna make him.

I want you all to hear they're rustling.

I'm here so good.

So they so they go out around and so they so Kathy gets a rose because she needn't get her back wone out and then so like all the obvious couples get roses, but Kathy gets a rose.

And then and then Alisha with a very a lot of letters in her name, spelling Alicha.

The most possible letters for her.

By the way, there's also been some behind the scenes politicking where Brian with the hawk Hare goes up to Jeremany and he goes, yeah, I feel like, oh to your.

Bro, to God and on my mother.

I feel as though I want to make up to you, bro.

I got your back and need you know last week he's got my back, got your back, I got your back.

And he's like, I don't know, I don't know if I can trust.

He's like, no, no, no, as as as John Gotter.

He's like, just so you know, I might forgive, but I don't forget you.

I love, I don't to I flow at corvet and you took my keys and your cock block me.

Okay, so then so then she goes.

Brian also said things bold, well for me next week, you're going to this either it's the word so vocabulary, who cares?

It means nothing.

You're gonna say whatever you want.

It doesn't mean anything.

I mean he's sixty, so words don't make I know that.

Because he's full of botox.

Yeah, he was like, I got seventy two years to sell botox.

That's that's it became.

You don't do Yeah, he's not a CoP's.

Son of a cop.

He's son a cop on a cop was a botox dealer, Dad, I want.

To sell botox.

I'm not going to be a cop.

I want to move units.

Crazy God, I wish I saw.

You guys to get ready to be a lady lady on Netflix.

Run right to Brian and I had my face fully frozen.

I gotta keep it tight, Okay.

So then so then Kathy got a rose and they're like, ah, oh that's weird.

Everyone thought we were gonna vote out the like platonic people.

And then Ales Goes, goes, Jesse, I gotta put on my gloss, Jesse.

If I said, okay, if I just interrupt for a second for a moment, for moments like that, yeah, He's like, I've been I've been sunburning.

I've been sunburning and drinking for weeks.

We can't make me up.

Look at that.

What'sn't that?

That's the fucking buck eye?

All right, that's a fucking buck eye.

Try a buck eye?

Okay?

Is it?

Ohio?

Treat?

What's that a bluck eye?

Peanut butter?

You can't have one?

You want a buck eye?

Yeah?

Like, do fifty thousand plushups tomorrow.

I want to buck these streets.

I'm gonna do it.

Okay, we haven't had dinner, donuts and alcohol tonight.

This chocolate to your is so talented.

You have chalk.

Can we get a review and a shutout for this chocolate company one more time?

It's honestly the best chocolate I've ever had.

Tell me the name of your company one more time?

Hot chocolate, chocolate chocolate.

We put the whole in hot chocolate.

Classy endeavor.

I just gave some ideas.

Somebody open up chocolate.

You will sell Katie, come and get a buck eye.

You want delicious?

Are delicious?

Don't take the whole thing.

You don't have to talk.

Take the whole thing.

It's like bare like this is do you guys want to.

Half?

This podcast has just been us eating and giving out the awesome.

Awson Butler is behind us, his arms crossed, dancing.

They didn't know I'm a movie star.

See you in five years.

I They're so good, aren't they delicious?

They're supposed to eat peanut butter at night.

If you smoke weed, why not?

You're not?

You are great?

Well.

I think everybody up here except for me, gonna do everybody fever not go to Middle Earth.

Okay, so bad at pop trust if you don't hold my hand, I'm gonna fall into the couch.

Sneakle's rating for me last time.

I just say I love this dude's last.

Oh my god.

We went to their wedding.

We went to their wedding.

Is it your anniversary?

October?

October?

Shout out stars.

We went to their weddings.

I literally want to have it.

I want to go to the boom boom room without that buck Eye?

Can I just say that buck guy delicious?

That buck eye?

Folks, I almost feel like you're I blew.

My damn back.

Number one reviewer.

I need you to try a buck Eye.

Which one do you want?

Why?

Milk?

A doc?

Get a bit of the dark.

That's milk.

Everybody in the back is like, god damn.

While we sit in the back by take away, the three front rows get in all the treats.

I'm dead.

Okay, I'm gonna bring one to the back row.

Okay, I'm bringing one to the back row.

Who this person?

Okay?

You have a mask?

Are you taking it off to get a chocolate?

You got a mask?

What's your name?

Doll?

Oh my gosh, my name is Lee Walter.

Lee Walter, give it up for Lee Walter.

Okay, look.

The back of the room.

She's in the back of the room dinner in the show.

Yeah, okay, all right, here we go.

We're gonna wrap it up.

Don't worry.

Okay.

So basically, Cat goes Jesse No, not Cat Alicia.

It's like, is it okay if we just interrupt for a moment.

I we have a character and integrity, and we are deciding seanaa the guy, the blos the blonde guy.

That's like, I'm doing the Parliament.

I'm flad, I'm literally my underwear is showing.

She goes, We're deciding to leave together on our own accord, and we're going to continue our relationship.

Guess where in Tampa.

She did not need to say that.

Then they left and they were like, we'll see ourselves back to Tampa.

Hey, when dale break up with your ass, don't come crying.

To be they say on the way out.

Basically, we will like with our dignity and our intagery.

Fuck all, y'all, Oh, y'all, snakes in the grass, it's time to mow the lawn.

Bitches.

You are my friends.

Well, fuck all, y'all.

I know she I know.

They left like that, but if that was me, as soon as the camera stopped rolling and we got in that car, I would be like, you motherfuck I told you to shut the fuck up.

She's over.

She's like, I'm not gonna leave here a victim.

And then the Sean goes and then Sean screamed Dale by the way allegedly they should be.

I knew something fun was coming when they showed at the top of the episode, Cat and saying we were or whatever, Blondie going we friends forever and Kat going.

Like, not really, I don't know.

I guess you're okay, I don't know, and he's like, fuck you.

I defended you forever.

I fucking defended you.

I was actually kind of incredible.

He just goes straight to Camera's like she's a fucking everything.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, this person away, she's everything you think.

She was.

Your friend, friend, I advocated for you forever.

And now it's like, dude, you can't.

My friend is fucking god, I hate her.

Fuck her?

Okay.

Yeah, So he was like, yes, so you know, just to be clear, let me see to everyone's talking to camera and I'm here for it.

And then and then somebody leaves and goes, oh, then then Kat goes fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake, which was fun.

And then and then and then Kat was like, I.

Am disgusted by you, Sean what you did tonight.

And then he goes, I would have died for Cat like.

That, that's actually the craziest thing you could have possible.

I would have died for you, and you should.

And then as ever, finally Cat's paramour, Dale disc goes, hey, guys, I farted.

Oh wild.

Do you notice how everyone just blamed Keith.

Yeah, the old guys energy, They're like Keith.

Keith was about the whole season when we saw Dale.

That was like the only thing he told us.

He goes, yeah, and I farted and I blamed on.

Keith like great personality.

And then Brian and Parisa got caught rip botox cops on.

Can I just say to get voted off and not have a second of the show dedicated to your term oil?

Embarrassing?

Yeah, you're rights show should Yeah, Brian should have been in there.

Yeah, but they didn't mention.

Brian holded it on himself last week.

Yeah, you're right, Brian did Brian when he was like, it's the women are coming after you You're like, bitch, you just did it.

We saw you it.

Everybody.

Jesse's voting you out.

Okay, So the meanwhile, Jonathan goes, I want the money.

I want the money.

So you're not going to get it probably, but you're cute.

And and then and then uh, and then that's really that was the end of the episode.

I really hope it's at the end.

It's just Kathy in a cocktail.

I hope so.

So much.

I would love that.

Kathy a drink and five hundred thousand.

Her backyard and eight single like cream oreos.

Yeah.

Yeah, all right, Well, first of all, a round of applause for these stars.

What a night, what a night we've all learned him here.

Random applause the art and marine, thank you so much.

Thank you, I thank you, Grandam.

Applause for everybody who brought snacks.

Who wants to bring snacks next week?

Okay?

Question okay, so Sammy and Jackson are not here?

Are there representatives for Sammy and Jackson?

Okay?

Now question here?

Is there people here that have never seen the show?

There?

Kate?

Okay, you're amazing.

My daughter.

I was like, my name is Kathy.

He's got my back blown out.

My mama was like my daughter.

Okay, I want a guy and a girl.

Is there a guy here that's never seen the show?

I see a man, I see him, get up here, hat hat, come.

On up, get up?

Huh?

All right, Frank Turners.

And I feel like my best friend from high school, Katie, come on out.

Okay, you guys are gonna play against each other.

What's your name?

Oh my god?

Your okay?

Great?

And what's your name?

I am Katie.

I'm gonna take you down Sean?

Okay, great, listen, don't you wish you know?

Don't worry.

There's two games coming up.

There's a quiz.

So here's the quiz.

Now you each have so if you want to answer this, No, there's only nine questions.

Will you count?

Will you count for Sean?

Will you count for Katy?

Okay?

So whoever gets four or more?

Whizz?

Okay, here we go.

All right.

So, so you've never watched, neither of you ever watched.

I read the New Jersey Journal recap of today.

Okay, right, okay, great, all right, So if you want to answer the question, you scream your own name and you go Sean or Katie, and then we'll get it.

Your first Okay, Okay, I'm gonna give you it's you have to say why you get ab you get answers.

There's a multiple choice.

What is the most desirable occupation as a man if you want to have status on a dating show?

Wait?

Wait, okay, Katie, Okay, Katy, great, great, okay, Katie.

So I'm gonna read you the questions and you can say what okay, but you were right?

Yeah, yeah?

Did you have a guest?

What was your guest?

What was your orthopedic surgeon?

Go?

You would guess that, Okay, I'm gonna give you four other choices.

You would you would think, oh boyre you are.

Okay, right, okay, do you have a guest off the top of your Okay, great, good job, Sean.

Okay, here we go.

Here's for a day trader B human skin salesman.

See party city, taco costume model, d broad entrepreneur.

Sean see party sit or taco model.

Oh, d roentrepreneur.

I'm sorry, Sean, that is not correct.

The correct answer is party situ taco cost a model.

That's Dale.

That is Dale.

He's the one who farted.

And then we also but there was a human skin salesman.

There's a scourge in surgery called skins salesmith.

That's real.

Oh, I'm not joking.

You think I went to vote.

That's fucking I thought you said that's fucking awesome, and I was like, yes it is.

It is crazy that that's a career.

It's awful until you need some skins where you gonna buy it?

Okay, Rag cutting up?

All right, Katie got that point.

That point he went to Katie.

Okay, Number two, your roommate confides in you that he picked the wrong girl and wants to propose to another woman.

You're friends with both parties.

What's your next move?

A, go tell your friend's girl, who you're also close with, that he's not into you.

B.

Make a move on your friend's lady yourself.

D do nothing.

Wait wait see see C do nothing bro code baby D.

Go back to sleep because D because you don't really care.

Okay, you know what, we will accept that answer.

Go back to sleep.

The correct the B, the B make a move on your friends lady yourself.

I'm sorry, that is not the correct answer.

Now that's how you get voted out.

The correct answer.

Unfortunately, in this or all the correct answer is c do nothing, bro code baby, you get trashed if you do the right thing.

But I think going back to sleep is basically doing nothing.

Okay, Sean, you can have this one.

So Katie is too, Sean, I want you to get one.

Okay.

You know what, that was a trick question.

That was CND.

Okay, Okay, Sean.

You're the show's star, you're the show's lead.

You're the pretend you're a lady.

I could see it.

You're the bachelorette.

You're gorgeous, you're searching for your husband.

One of the first contestants you meet is a okay, is a party City taco model.

Okay, so he's coming on the limo.

You find out there's oh, there's everybody.

There's an orthopedic surgeon, yeah right, there's a botox salesman.

There's this human skin boat.

There's a party city taco model.

Okay.

Four options.

One do you greet them as you would any other contestant and go on with your evening.

B look at them with confusion when they tell you that they model taco costumes.

See declare out god out loud.

Oh my god, my god, my god, I just want my husband.

Oh my god, oh my god, my god, I'm got.

That's my husband.

That's my husband.

Oh my god, my husband.

Oh my god, I just want my husband.

Oh I got, that's my husband, or d humiliate them and always introduce them as.

A party City taco moodel.

You are also allowed to call a lifeline.

Is it ABC or Daine?

Which one is it?

Come we here?

You had said, oh my god, I just met my husband.

Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh.

My God's end the show?

Now that's right.

Yeah, they're okay, we gotta, we gotta, we got Sean got a white.

Okay, here we go, one to two, Here we go.

There's three more questions.

Okay, Claire, okay, okay, you're the villain of the show.

You get kicked out of paradise.

How do you exit the show?

One?

You leave with dignity and greece as the entrepreneur that you are, b B.

You declare that you're going to leave with integrity, then call all of your friend's pieces of ship on.

The way out.

See see see see you see.

You scream at the host.

You don't even watch this.

You went to sleep last night with a mimosa at a rose fuck you, Chris Harrison, come at me, d take a nap.

See, yes, that's correct.

Chat.

There was once upon a time there was a contested named Chad.

He left why screaming you you don't even watch this.

You went to sleep last night with Hi Momosa a rose on.

Fuck you, Chris Harrison come at me.

And then he got revenge and he rented a limo and he did porn in front of Chris Harrison and the lead JoJo's house.

He did like only fans and fucked in front of their houses on the sidewalk.

That's how you do it.

That's correct.

I mean when you when there's some nighttime mimosa, you know, some fucked up shits.

No one's doing act.

We have three more questions, three more questions.

Okay, so it's three to one.

This is your time to shine, Sean.

Sean, this is your question, your seven year old Golden Bachelor contestant, you want to win the over the Bachelorette.

Do you a Do you write a sea shanty and have all your friends serenator with it to your seven year old guy you're trying to win over the lady b Do you write a poem and put it in a frame.

See do you walk around and admire the.

Architecture and structure of the bachelor manson instead of speaking to the bachelorette?

Or d do you show up as a hawk that represents the lead's dead husband who is a white collar criminal laundering money into building strip clubs in the Greater DC area.

No, but but but I'm gonna go.

Ask Sean Sean Seoan you show up as.

A hawk that represents the lee's dead husband who is a white collar criminal laundering money into building strip clubs in the Greater DC area.

Two to three?

It's two to three, all right, we have we have two more to have the tiebreakers.

You want to communicate romantically and effectively with your partner.

What's your favorite freeze to win them over?

And why One?

I'm just using a lot of intentionality.

Two I'm feeling very vulnerable right now.

See three.

No, it's okay, I debedit it.

I debit it.

For I'm thinking I could possibly consider start the process of falling in love with you.

Yes, yes, yes, time is time.

All right, here's the here's the tiebreaker, and the we'll have one bonus round afterwards.

Tie breaker.

You're about to go on the show.

You're dude.

You're okay, you're dude.

Your name is like Braiden, Okay, Cayden, Jayden, whatever you're I like Branden too.

I like Braiden.

You're about to go on the show and you want to win.

How are you going to prep yourself physically to show into the show?

Ay, get a whole new face.

We're talking seventy five U nuts to botox, baby b Get yourself an eight pack so that all your ab muscles for him in a shoot that point down to your crotch.

All you're referring to a cum gutter.

I just want to cum gutters right, just so we're talking about.

Have you guys heard that before?

Yeah?

You wait a minute, have you heard cum gutter?

Never heard?

I have never heard that.

You want's response?

You've heard that?

Have you heard?

Yeah?

In the Bible room, there's rain forming and it's gonna go somewhere.

But it's that's kind of okay, it's calm, okay, our show.

We're getting the light.

We just got the light.

That's okay, okay, see see bo okay, we're getting the light.

See is roy o'clock somewhere?

Do you get yourself extension.

Tony doesn't have to match your hair.

Com got her?

We have.

Oh my god, you want Katie, guess what?

Guess what we have?

We have prizes.

Okay, we have prizes for you.

Now we have a potential.

You can bet to pick what you want.

We have a beautiful outfit that Anna ordered, a floody beach outfit.

Yeah, okay, okay, I have a.

Belly chain or I have I have slippers from the Ludlow Hotel.

Belly chain or slippers.

I don't know where they are.

Wait, I gotta go final.

Where are the slippers?

Okay, okay, okay, here are your slippers?

Okay?

Great?

Oh you got your chair up?

Yeah?

Okay, great, I mean yeah, wow, Wow, let's see let's see what's on your hair?

Well, look what I'm wear?

Wow?

You can drop the kids off at school?

Why Sean, Katie.

You both put up a good fight and we all learned something.

The word tom gutter.

That's nice.

Well, that's it for our show.

Here's the thing.

We have one prize left that it's a belly chain.

You guys.

Normally we would do the we would do the should we do one minute of the game or no?

No, we don't want to go over.

We can't go over.

Can we go over?

Can we have two minutes?

No, we can't go over.

We gotta go listen.

In conclusion, I honestly, this is my favorite thing that I do.

It's the dumbest thing in the role that it is.

It's my prozac.

So thank you all so much for doing it.

Doctor Banana, I salute you, Paul Danky, thank you for flying in.

I meet Justice for chill, Jack Keith, I am being so chill tonight.

Thank you for being and icon.

I was so chilled tonight.

Could you believe it?

Serena and Joe?

Do you want a belly chain?

Yes?

Yes?

Will you accept this belly chain?

Love you?

Joe?

If I reach out to you, will you do this again?

You can say no, no, probably not.

Every night.

We love you?

Yeah, I sincerely, Oh, I am modest iCal person.

I sincerely hope we can continue getting good couples.

Okay, before we go, do you know if so you guys might know?

So do you know if there's engagements?

You might know?

You probably know.

We know.

Okay, So we're not gonna go to you.

Okay, We're just gonna go through.

Who give me two couples that are gonna get engaged and if anybody gets married acohol okay.

What an engagement?

And then a proposal that doesn't happen, just a spencer and jass.

Yeah.

And then there's one and.

A half okay, okay, who do you.

Think Kathy in one half of an oreo?

Okay, you guys, thank you so much for coming out.

Shout out for all of the snacks.

You're all.

Thank you for having us.

My names are Chris.

Oh yeah, we're gonna get all tonight.

It feels so good.

I just got one little wishing figure.

Out where you're you re accept this roll?

Listen to your world?

Who never accept this rolls into your world?

Will you accept this?

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