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Okay, it is a one year thing.

It is a one ear is yours one year one ear?

Great?

It is my left ee.

We're left eye, we're left here.

It's okay.

You'r la boo boo is No, that's brtile.

That's terrible.

That's a terrible sound.

That one was like.

That was like getting electricude to fire your ear enough.

I didn't hear it either.

Okay, look that's what she's that's what she said.

Hello, Welcome to another episode of We'll Accept This Rose.

My name is Arteroorine Company from my bougie garage in Los Angeles, California.

What a night, what a week?

Here we are.

I dressed up for you, though fakea facan tea, maga, honey.

I don't know if I'm blended or whatever.

I slept till noon.

I'll tell you why in a second.

Here is me.

By the way, Mitten stayed at my feet until noon.

Unprecedented because I think she'd been left till five am and she didn't know where I was.

But she was when I got home, sleeping on my tennis racket, which was very cute.

Can't be comfortable, I mean, and she wouldn't get up.

This was where she was like waiting.

She was waiting for my return.

I know where you've been?

She was like where I know where you've been?

Where'd you go?

Okay, let me just welcome everybody yet with me today it is the People's Princesses of the podcast.

How many Laboo boos do you have?

I don't really want to say seven, ten, twelve, I have fifteen.

No, no, I'm probably around seven.

And the new mini ones are coming out and you've got too.

How many in total are there?

Do you know in the world?

Well?

No, no, no, how many different designs?

How many different decisives?

Oh?

Really?

Do you have the ones that you want the most?

Well?

This is where they get you, because like every month, something new will come out.

I say, oh, I would like that.

Now, I'm gonna be honest with you.

I didn't want one until I hung out with you and I see the outfits.

Look at the come with the outfits, with the outfit, But I bought her the fake Gucci.

Isn't that incredible?

It looks real.

It's so cute.

Where did you get it?

The Gucci per the Gucci purse.

I don't know.

Instagram sends me it's so cute.

You've You've also changed my mind because I've also you're I've never seen them on small bags.

They I like the proportion of the Laboo boo to the bagh.

That's interesting because I've seen them on like giant toads or backpacks.

This I'm all about, like a bag on a bag with the Labooo with a bag.

And then I'm getting the little mini one and so then I'll have her hang off.

Incredible, incredible will have its own La Buo bo Yeah.

Yeah, they've made minis and they're a through z.

So there's twenty seven of the mini ones coming out.

Oh my god, I come out on the two days.

Do they have names?

Some do?

Yes, Ladies and gentlemen.

Your friend, our friend, my friend, Whitney, what's your booo's name?

This one is part of It's called pronounce okay, it's gorgeous.

We we we saw like Jenny, we saw Isaac Boots had put long tips on the nails of his lababoo.

He took it to the manicures and they were incredible claw tips.

I took mine to the manicures, which we just sat her down and pretended because she has little yellow ton so I just sat her down with some yellow nail.

I could I create an Instagram account for my La Boo Boo?

What is it?

What is it?

Can we follow it?

What is it called La Booboo travel Adventures?

Okay?

Because she's got a passport?

Is it just her?

It's all of them?

Okay?

Great?

Okay with me today?

Also again where I create all these instagram gram accounts and I think they're going to be really big, and it's like four people follow me.

You know what?

I really should start with her mittens and who's my need litle Boo Boo?

Yes, mittens with La Boo Boo men's has I found some balls in Atlanta that they're for casts?

But she eats them.

She eats one a day, So I don't think it's good for her, like not a treat.

No, they're fun, play with a ball?

Okay?

Great.

Also with us today is a man he was just with us in New York City.

You guys were so funny.

Dude, we're going to talk about this for a second.

He is.

He's the new Rookie of the Year.

We chose him.

Now, you were in the running up against the Sclar's daughter.

We love Daisy and she could still come back, maybe when she graduates or whatever, or next year.

I don't know school.

She's in school.

She's eighteen, but I want to say, you're not eighteen, but you are an incredible rookie.

You earned you stole the prize from the Scars Child.

How do you feel about that they share one together?

Randy and Jason of a child together.

Now you know him from the Drew Barrymore Show.

He's a brilliant stand up comedian.

He's also my friend.

And I always say you were very popular at the live show, our friend Paul Day, thank you.

Working at the year twenty twenty five.

How does it feel?

It feels really good.

I feel like I celebrated early at the live show, checking all the prosecco.

Yes, And I feel like i'd listen to it back because I was like, I feel like it was really funny and it really was?

Was it?

And I was like, boy, I'm also a little drunk.

That's fine.

I never noticed it.

Okay, we're gonna come back to you, mother.

We're going to introduce the rest, and we're going to talk about the live show, Ladies and gentlemen, there's more animals.

My god, there's been so many people that have saved animals.

So many people told me in person, numerous people told me in person.

I also met once again, re met the owner who adopted it was like arden, like Lavine, Hosny air or whatever, ard and banana and good coffee.

Yes, yes, yes, and so so she came and uh but she's she has a cat rescue in Maryland, I believe.

Yeah, it's somewhere up in New England.

Good coffee co Right, are you brewing good coffee coat Yeah, brewing good coffee coasts.

She can get your coffee from there.

Ladies and gentlemen, KT Money, Kate Money, Levine.

All right, before we get going, this is about an animal.

Oh my god, I love it.

I love when people.

Well, there's been so many, there's been so many emails about them.

There's gonna be more later.

But this one is this is a call to arms.

This is a Rhode Island kitty that is being fostered and we need there's two of them.

They're so cute and their names are Ravioli and Torty.

Okay, look at this, Look at this.

Look at that believe, so they're getting there in Rhode Island.

They're Rhode Island f How cute a ravioli?

Beautiful?

Aren't they cute?

Are ray?

Can you even look at them?

They're so cute and look at that.

They're a pair, they're a bonded pair and and they're just looking for a forever home.

If you're in the New England area.

The rescue is called Northwest Animal Protection League of Rhode Island, and they're just a sweet sweet pear and uh uh, they're they're a bonded pair.

They're eight months old.

They're two female calico colors and they love to play in snuggle.

They're super friendly, they're spade, they have all their shots.

They're ready to go.

And they're Ravioli and Tortellini and uh so, if you want to, if you're interested in adopting them or fostering them, I hope you are because they're so cute, they're so darling.

We'll put it, we'll post it and if you can DM Strawberry tab Ta B and her name is Laura l A r A.

That's Strawberry tab And you can adopt or foster Ravioli and Tortellini, who doesn't want to do that.

I think it's like it's like adopting children's book.

Ravili and Tortolini, the two adopted cats.

Yes they are again.

Yeah, Ravellini, Yeah, the Ravellini and Tortellini.

Can we discuss how incredible the fans are of a week's episodes?

Now, this was your first live show, Paul, you flew yourself into New York.

I did.

I was on an impulse.

It was so fun to have you, is it?

Tell me honestly speak how it was?

Like?

How about just the snack portion alone?

I was so jealous because I was listening in the car and all I wanted was like the choke the chocolate.

Can I just say, you can order hote chocolate?

H o U t e it the Buckeyes.

So they came in like an egg carton.

I'm going to get some for my birthday party this year.

And then we had there was white chocolate, dark chocolate, light milk chocolate.

And then I feel like there was like maybe like a moca.

Yeah, I think so, the dark chocolate.

It was insane.

It was ready.

I wasn't ready for the delicate richness, you know what.

I mean, she ships everywhere.

And then and then the grocery store, fine, from what it was the name of that grocery store.

Yet, oh Stue Leonards?

Did you did this?

A fan shout out to the person who brought two giant grocery bags of St.

Leonard and the apple cider.

I love those doughnuts.

I can't believe I didn't have fucking Whole Foods used to have a vegan one.

Yeah, it's my favorite thing ever.

And then they got rid of the dude.

It's so mad because it's hard to find that vegan.

Okay, wait, how great could you believe?

What did you think of the whole show?

The whole show blew me away?

Why?

Why?

Because I knew it was going to be fun, But like the energy in the room before the show started, I was like, oh, oh, we're about to have a good time.

And then you went out there and you you were so awesome at the beginning, just dancing, and it was like the crowd just got so amped.

I was like, Wow, this is a.

It was also a disgusting night New York City, freezing, pouring.

It was muggy, and it was weird.

It was pouring and I'm like, maybe nobody's gonna calm and then people, I mean when I say poor, you like just like a muggy, weird, cold, wet, and then people came out in full force.

I was in the weirdest I've been on the show a few times.

I love it here.

Yeah, this was my weirdest Bachelor in Paradise viewing scenario.

I watched it in my hotel room, in a bodega on the sub, Yes, in a restaurant, and I finished it backstage before the show.

Yes, it was.

I was like, wow, I really took a tour of New York with Bachelor Room.

Okay, I last night, I'm gonna say, and there's a picture of me I watched.

I went to the emergency room.

Guys, I'm okay.

And this is here's a shout out.

Also, don't do anything alone.

I went with our friend Jessica who's done the podcast.

And there's she took a picture of me watching Bachelor of Paradise in a in an emergency room bed at four in the morning.

And I also looked terrible.

Obviously it's for the I dressed for fighting so great.

I dressed to the emergency room.

You don't need to dress.

I had a hot cardiologist and then I tried to like pull my I had chest paints.

I'm okay and and I so I was like trying to flirt with the married hot cardio.

I'm not really gonna like.

I didn't see his ring up front, but I was like, I looked, I okay, here's the thing.

You have to go.

Because if I hadn't been alone, I would have been and I was frightened.

But if you bring a buddy, a noodle budy in the pool.

This is why we often find it told the things that I saw the show in the waiting room at Caesar's.

We were there from nine pm till five am.

The show, God bless the people that work at Cedars.

Can I just say, no, how do they do it?

I don't know how how do they do it?

There was so there was like a family that we are pretty convinced.

It didn't even seem like anybody went in.

It felt like a mafia meetup.

Everyone was dressed.

They were all like tracksuits.

It was incredible.

There was like fifteen of them.

The men all stood arms crossed in a circle, the women all they were incredible.

But then the patriarch.

The patriarch kept I fucking Jessica.

Oh, and then came over and then did a real he like slithered in front of Jessica and like kind of like present like peacocked in front of her, and he had like full like sandals with like like sweat socks on underneath.

It was like presenting himself in like an s formation in front of her, and like his shirt was riding up.

You could see his sweatpants were pulling down.

You could tell he was rich, and he was probably he was probably seventy, and he was literally could not stop I fucking Jessica, who was in a mask, and he kept just sort of showing his sock sock sandal ankle at her.

It was wild.

It was wild.

She kept me still from a period where showing your ankles exactly.

They were just Adida slids.

They were slides.

They were not Adidas.

They were leather slides.

They were leather slides.

They were leather Adidas rich.

He was rich.

It was just like, look, I looked insane.

Everyone.

That's not a place so you can go even when you it's.

Like you need a buddy, you have, yeah, you need a buddy.

If you go to a water park, I walked.

I didn't love water, very judgmental, being like I am look at all these people, they look a mess, and then you go on one ride and then you should have to walk around high.

I look as bad as everybody.

I got a glimpse of myself in the mirror.

I had around my neck.

I had a fanny, huge fanny pack on my chest in front.

I had my phone draped and this down the front like a tourist who was afraid that They're like like, I had my passport at my crutch.

I had a little miss little Compton doteback with my computer for viewing.

Will you accept this rose?

I had a mask.

I also had laquer colors on.

I had like a purple bra which the guy because I had to do like chest x rays and the guy was like, he was like, do you have an underwear?

I was like no, and I started He's like, don't show me, and I was like I was like me tooing the guy.

I was me toing the X ray tech and I was like no, it's like a bad bikini and he was like, just I'm gonna go outside.

I was like okay.

Jessica was like, you fully like freaked him out.

And I had like a gold sweatshirt, like a purple bra like.

I was like, I'm not going anyway.

Yeah, exactly.

It is what it was.

This is what I did.

But I'm fine.

But you're okay, I'm fine.

And I put on a cute look and Mitton slept in for the first time ever and she slept on my tennis racket.

But we're fine.

You do look great.

This is a great outfit, you know what.

Yeah, you look fagatine make it sometimes.

And I'm telling you what's going on, and I'm not gonna be a baby about it, and we're moving on.

Okay, okay, okay, I will see this.

Os are crazy.

Well here's the other thing.

So it was also fun of Jessica with me because first I went to I'm not a big doctor person.

First I went I thought this was up.

First I went to uh urgent Care and the woman at urgent let's just say something had been wrong.

She literally treated me.

She wasn't a real doctor and she was like literally watching her.

She goes, so, you're on lithium.

I'm like, no, said I was on lithium.

No, I've never no, and she was like, oh I was.

She's like she was like, I was like, well, I had chest page and uh and and then I was like she's like one to that start was like She's like, she's like, you should have been here five hours.

I was like, well I did it.

She's like, well, then I have I was like well and it went away.

Then I went to tennis.

She's like, tennis, okay, tennis, and she's like I fucked the tennis like and then and then she did an EKG and she was like.

I was like, should I go to seater?

She's like, you should have gone right to Cedars, Like I asked the people checking in if I should like.

She's like, yeah, you should always go right to the emergency room you have a chest.

But I was like, okay, well I'm here, now should I go.

She's like, I'm gonna call you an ambulance.

I was like, I don't need a fucking ambulance.

No, like, girl, I don't need an ambulance.

It would imagine if something actually had been wrong to have somebody scolding you like what an asshole?

No, I will say because I had to go to the hospital recently with my mom and The greatest thing was like how good looking the EMTs?

Oh my god, meme.

I was like, well, hello, I saw two firefighters bring in the hot the hottest firefighters bring somebody out.

This firefighter's hottest.

My husband asked them, like where they were located?

And I was like, this is the greatest question to ever.

Yes, exactly, I know where to go.

Where are they located?

They were on Third Street, across from that great donut shop, like near Stude Lennards.

Near Lebrea.

Okay, but I was like, oh hello.

I was like this, yeah, this is an awful thing that I'm going through.

But these men are really making this advice.

It was two very hot, too very hot firefighters.

I ate a very hot, sweet cardiologist and I will say the flebottom is said to me, she was like, can I ask you a question?

She goes, I have to whisper.

I was like, what's the bottom the person who takes your blood?

She goes, she goes, can I see a question?

I was like sure.

She was like, should I keep sucking this guy?

She goes, She's a monster and he's and I was like no.

She's like, he's got a great day.

I'm like, why No?

She's let me.

She goes, let me show you a picture of him.

I was like, okay.

So then he showed Jessica was listening to There's by the Way, also maybe recognized by the way.

This is also like what happens to me all the time, like There's I never people just tell me shit.

So she showed me theature of this guy.

I was like, you're way better looking than he is.

I was like, no, you should know.

I was like, you called him a monster.

I was like, absolutely not.

She's like, she's like, should I just wait, like two weeks in the time.

I was like, no, no, you should not.

You call champion.

You called him a monster.

That's what happened to me.

That's what I did for my night.

Here we are, We're back laugh can I just had almost as much excitement as they had on Bachelor in paradig I mean honestly, I did, and I laughed almost just as hard last night with a buddy system nervous laughter.

But also I had so much fun with you.

We went to numerous pizza parlor.

I yes, we got naughty.

We ate late night, we hung out with jack Keyes.

How good looking are Joe and Serena They're.

So good looking.

It's hilarious.

They're so good looking.

I know Charity and Dotton were supposed to be there.

They she was so sweet they I guess they booked something for Hulu that was filming in London.

She was they were flying out that night.

She tried to push it to the next day.

I believed her, but they were down to play.

Joe and Serena were funny and great.

I was gonna say they were both way funnier than I thought they were going to be.

Yes meeting backstage, It's like, oh, wow, they're really good looking.

Yeah, very nice, very nice.

They're all nice, oh nice, and then also being funny.

I was like, look at that.

I mean, I'm glad together.

Well.

Also, they pointed out and this will bring us into our episode.

On their season, four marriages have come out of it, and so if you didn't listen, we have it was Becca and Thomas, we have Abigail and Noah.

Then we have the Canadian dude.

Uh oh wasn't it that was his name?

Astrid and Kevin, Astrad and Kevin and Serena Anto.

That's four marriages, numerous babies.

That's crazy.

I mean, this show does work.

It does, and and I'm just trying to breathe into the rag and just enjoy.

I've decided to next summer, I'm gonna cover Love and Love Island.

I'm just saying getting ahead of you.

I'm getting ahead and we'll only do one a week because it's too much to like too many.

But I just feel like, just being realistic, the world less people are watching, like the show may not be on next summer, so so I just feel like everyone's game.

I feel like because everybody's saying to us, they're like art and we don't really care what we watch, like, so if we're breaking it down, I mean I only started watching the show because of this podcast.

Yeah, I just listened to Love Island is a commitment.

But some people can also just every day.

I mean, I don't know what else to watch, but it feels like it's popular.

It's really popular people.

We have a year to talk about it.

I'm just put everybody think about it.

You can email us.

I'm just warning you now.

Dad by getting a new girlfriend and his Love Island somehow fixed the Bachelor franchise.

I wonder if people really like this version.

They don't, they don't they didn't.

I mean, from what I can tell the reddit, people do not like I mean, I just gave into it and I decided it was fun last night and I'm just taking it.

Yeah, I think that's crazy.

This is the It's kind of fun.

It's actually really good because tell us the games challenge.

The games create this sort of like other element in there that throws chaos into what would other be safe otherwise be safe relationship.

Yes, and these like the people winning the challenges and being immune that week.

Uh, it really does create a better game of a show.

Well, it's also like you see people that would just be like just floating around kissing, going I'm having a lot of intentionality to now camping with horseshit like two feet away from where they were staying.

True.

But the show still brought the drama.

I loved it.

I know I loved that.

I know, I know this show is honestly perfect and they didn't need to mess with it.

It was really incredible and they didn't need to funk it.

They messed up perfection.

And I think this episode really settled down and felt like an old school reality show.

It did feel like it felt more like Survivor.

It was survivd last night, because some nights it's Love Island.

Last night we were on Survivor.

Yeah.

We used to be figuring out who is who and what is what?

And this time it's like these are the people yeah, and they're together.

Yeah, and it really I was like, oh, this feels like it's way more grounded than like the first couple of episodes.

Okay, I liked like what was Now.

It's a competition.

Now it's a competition show.

And as they said, which I thought, Wells mentioned that the producers can no longer step in anymore.

And manipulate me.

Hey, I forgot about that, which I was like, oh, oh that's right, I forgot about that.

That's interesting.

That's a good reminder.

Yeah, thank you, Wells.

We're not cute as well.

He got to be in the oh, I know, I got to be the ice peck.

I wrote down, Wells back claw and they also put Hannah and who I'm pretty I know Wells got to Okay, so here we are Bachelor Paradise.

Wells is back.

He was in the opening.

Thank god?

What took them so long?

Why aren't they sometimes doing I don't understand the opening.

I either want it to be different every time.

I I kind of get annoyed that like this repeated some of the things from.

I think they're in a full panic and they maybe were intending to do the first openings that they were doing, and then they realized that people were mad and missing and the song is no longer the remix.

They went back to the original song.

So I think this is a panic game day decision switched up.

I don't think they were planning on doing this, this is my god.

But then yeah, then how did they film all?

They just had they had them in case, Katie, what did you say?

I don't know.

I mean they must have just filmed them all.

How did you feel about last night's episode?

I find it getting more interesting at least.

Yes, I agree.

I'm definitely a little more interested.

Like, to be honest, the first several episodes of the beginning, like I kept falling asleep.

It was hard, and uh, this one, I'm definitely like, it's a little more interesting.

But it's not about love anymore and they keep saying that, but like, these people have only known each other for two weeks.

Yeah, that's crazy two weeks weeks.

But three and Joe were like three weeks and they like, that's all they had.

That's all they had exactly.

I just got to literally hang out and talk and there was not as many like mind games that yeah, I.

Mean, the only mind game is there's another female coming in that they might like.

Yeah, it's just the musical chairs of it.

Yeah.

Yeah.

And this is more like the way they're really testing these people, like.

And the way they have to vote people out.

It's mean, it's mean, mean.

It's very interesting.

It is because I was I don't know if you guys watch Project Runway, but I've always watched that show.

I love Project switched over to Hulu and I'm watching it very far behind, but I was like, the show is now mean spirited, like they have to vote each other out and isn't about like the designs, And I'm like, wait, that was such a great show and it was listen.

There were always some bitchiness, but no, there was about the beautiful creativeness and the people who were the I.

Didn't cree that because I love Project run Man, I also love watching I actually would think of it in the champion mindset of somebody who at midnight is crying and can't do it and Tim Gunn coming by and saying, make it work, and then they pull out, they scrap what they're working on and just throw something together and it's gorgeously made a beautiful thing.

When do you want to give up?

Yeah, and you're in the emergency room and there's a hot doctor.

You've got to pull that, you got to pull out your computer, make it work.

But that's where I just feel like this is.

I just find it tough because because of the competition in it, and it's and now they're voting each other out.

It's not like, oh well, nobody's interested.

In you see your going home?

Is Tim gun still on Project Run Row.

They so Heidi came back and she didn't call Tim and say hey, because.

Remember she like they had the show if they had that making the couch.

So he didn't come back because.

Christian Siriano took over his butt and he actually does agree.

He's an incredible designer.

He was the best contestant they ever is great.

Okay, So here we are, day seventeen.

Bailey walks out and just talk.

She's really she's in it, and she's like she's like, I don't care about Susie who like and she's just locked and loaded on her man and she is beautiful.

Yeah, and I don't so when didn't is this when Kathy's like, get a.

Room and we had one?

So yeah, again, I want to know who's in the rooms with each other.

I think I think so.

I think pretty much every couple is like together and together.

Yeah.

I think it would make sense because like they.

Can didn't like they show them in the rooms together, So I think they're probably just at this point because they're all they are also paired up, like probably Jonathan and Lea aren't sharing a room and Keith and.

Johnathan sharing rooms.

Jonathan, he's so not sexy to me anymore.

No, it's crazy, he's pretty.

How demeanor can change, how high.

Yes, yes, yes, wait nay.

I feel like he got made fun of for the deodorant chunk in his armpits, so then he just decided not to wear.

It because she made and he was Oh my god.

I was like, but we know he wears Oh my god, that's so funny.

You were so good at sleuthy.

That's like it, that's I really love that from like the reality producer stamp Point.

I was like, that's like a g storyline.

They were like, we're going to call back a tiny joke from five episodes ago and it's gonna hit and it and I was just like, damn, that's a great job.

Good job.

Now do you know that Paul used to cast and work on Bridezilla's.

Now it's just a reminder because I this is incredible?

Isn't that fun?

For years?

Years?

For years?

Do you find all these people like?

Incredibly cast people?

Or would you who do you like?

Is the cast ding?

Oh?

If any of those became bride if you could cast any of them on Bridezilla, what would you put on?

I would cast Bailey I think is going to be would be an exceptional bride.

Why because she has grand ideas and she's a lot and she cries a lot.

She's a beautiful crier.

So that's right there.

Cat, I mean Cat feels like the obvious.

The Cat would be like having a breakdown.

Yeah, it would be.

If you're doing Bridezilla, you want Cat?

Yeah, that would be my I would say, we're going to do a destination wedding season and we're gonna put Cat in it and make her somewhere exotic for a free wedding and just watching her with the bugs.

Oh yeah, you're right.

And Bailey with camping, you were doing like an eco eco camping.

Yes, say, it's the four season.

It's the number four.

And got the perfect Cindy Crawford face.

Like she's got a perfect face.

She's so pretty.

I feel like she's gotten prettier and prettier Cat.

Yeah, okay, So Bailey walks up.

They're they're making out.

Kathy screams, get a room, and she goes, where can I go?

Where can I go?

Kathy's incredible?

Kathy's an incredible Kathy's really Now did you hear that?

Paul said Kathy used to get her back blown out?

Yeah?

I did?

Do you agree?

I stand by it.

I do too.

I think she could do whatever the hell she wants.

I'm in for any of it.

But that's fun.

I think that's fun for Cat.

She wants to get her back.

I kind of wish I feel like talking about here, I guess I felt like I feel like she would have gotten at it with Keith if he'd shown any if he showed her ankle like the Patriarch show.

I felt like if Keith had been displaying like some sock and sandal like the man last night at the Year.

I think he was the one that was like, no, thank you, Kathy, you're a beautiful woman, you're a good friend.

Put a little parr in that baritone and she would just go wait a minute.

I think she would have done it.

I think he was the Jonathan of the two.

Oh, okay, what do you think.

I was also impressed that there was no dick from the elder men to the younger women.

Yeah.

I think they were on their best behavior.

And you know, they really did seem like Keith at least really seems so like few of them like as his daughters.

Keith was a sweetheart this episode.

Okay, So Hannah comes up and she's like, I'd love to have a girl chat with you guys, And then the guys are such dang.

They're like, wait, guys, is it well you girl chat?

Guys?

Are the guys coming too?

Then the guys just sat there and said nothing to one another.

I know, I thought that was odd wild.

They just sat there in silence, and then they go So she's like, so, how y'all feeling engagements are coming up?

And Kat to her credit, goes, hell, no, I will not be getting engaged.

Hell no, I've been there, done that.

I really am enjoying.

I thought that was really smart on her part.

I stand by most improved for Kat even with the bugs.

Oh absolutely.

But as they did the flashback and they showed her getting engaged, I'm.

Like, who is this?

I don't even remember this day.

I forgot it too.

Who was she engaged on Henry?

Oh?

Right, the dive.

I thought he was the diver.

I forgot about John Henry.

Yeah, he was hot.

She took him from someone else, yes, and then got engaged and he was just like kind of like a sweet he was a sweet dumb diver.

Yeah, okay, he like did like well dad, he was well under the water.

Yes, And I feel like I felt like I felt like John Henry was like, oh, listen, when you're not underwater, E'll be drinking.

Okay.

So then so then Alex goes, this is an interesting couple.

We can talk.

She goes, the puzzle feels right, let's just talk about it right out of the gate, and then we'll take a break.

So they had quite a journey people, I feel like the other couples there.

And then they brought a doctor in to watch them all camp.

I can't wait we have I'm so excited to Okay, should we put this on pause, come back to talk about the camping, and then talk about I'll just preview this for the people that don't watch.

They set them on this like survivor type.

Like by the way, I kept thinking of you kid, because you loved to camp.

But we were like this was like Jesse's like, we're challenging some of you for everyone's biggest nightmare.

It's like you're in a beautiful resort.

You're camping.

Five feet were terrible.

I would have been I would I wouldn't have been that.

The horseship, like the shil I didn't give a fuck about horseh it really did.

Horsh brings the buck, that brings the bug rid of the horseship.

Also the lights.

I would have turned off those likes.

I would have found a way to get rid of the bugs.

It's the horseship and the lights.

There's a way to do it.

So they made them go glamping.

They and they made them no no, I'm sorry, pardon.

They made go camping in very old fashioned like boy Scout nineteen twenties Boy Scouts parts, and they fucked with them.

They missed parts, they had broken chairs, they had like holes in the mag you love you love that?

I love that.

Wow, I actually thought it was interesting.

It's again, it's just like injecting a little chaos into it.

Okay, Like yeah, because a couple of these guys might have been boy scouts, so they can just put up atent, no problem, Like you gotta make water not pour out.

Yeah yeah yeah yeah.

I was like, if this was my challenge, I could set this tent.

I could set all this up in fifteen twenty minutes.

Yeah yeah, okay, but not when you're missing a steak, they give you a tiny hammer, Like.

That's a very nice Paul.

Is your lady go camping with you?

Yeah, she's a great time.

That's nice.

That's really nice of you.

Likes this high school sweetheart?

How cute is that?

They're so cute?

Their family is so cute.

They're like the best.

That's so nice.

I have no Paul.

Isn't it like a handsome stand up comic?

People are very like weird at comedy shows.

I have never seen him even like talk to like people might come at him.

He has never once, never disrespected as lady and she's not even she's not at the shows.

Like he is the most loyal, lovely like Bert is loyal too.

Bert is very loyal.

I think I think Burt and I would really get along.

So do I we could bond on Vodkay?

Yeah no, Bert.

Burt told me it bothers him when he's seen people like over the years, he said, I've seen people get sidetracked my ladies, and like their careers weren't as and that he says when he's like, once you've ruined it once, once you've cheated, it's like poisoned in the well.

Even if it never comes out, you've ruined everything.

Of course he would never We love him.

Okay, we're gonna so basically I'm gonna just I'm gonna I'm gonna sort of preview and the we're gonna take a quick break.

So they so they had this like camping from Hell with like bugs and horses, but like without all the parts.

And then they had this doctor with like a nineteen eighties bouncy blowout, like a real like breakfast.

She I was.

Like, I actually believed she was, like I'm sure she was some producers real like divorce therapy, like I think she's I don't think she was made up real doctor, and I felt like she was somebody's cousin or somebody went through a divorces, like I went to this like my marriage didn't work, but I had this nice therapist, so they called in this doctor and and she watched them all and actually was the first real professional.

It felt like she was sincerely taking those and it felt like an oddest informed assessment.

But she felt like Alex and Andrew felt like more like friends.

I felt badly for her saying that, because it's almost like once somebody says that put it's like it it's a drop of fear, like you have no chemistry, and then you make you go, wait, do we have no chemistry?

Even the most I wouldn't want to hear that.

I would not want to hear and you think they have no chemistry?

No?

Okay, Why I was to give us preview?

Why the most, like a.

Quick break review is Andrew is not that into.

Her real Why tell us you're a straight guy?

Why he just isn't.

He's like not, he doesn't need her like he needs her because she's his couple, she's his personally.

He said, I've never said I love you on TV.

Not I've never said I love you.

He said, I've never said I love you on TV and maybe go, oh, you love being on TV on dating shows?

So how did you go from I think I'm falling in love with you to two seconds later saying I love you?

Did you notice that?

They said too, yes, yeah, so you're just jumping.

So you think he's just there for money.

I think he's a TV Look, I think he's a player, okay, And I mean that's probably who he is in his real life.

And I bet he has said I love you because in the right moment it was the right most convenient thing to say.

He hasn't said it on TV.

Alsos people like how many times have you been on TV?

Three?

Now?

This is almost like, how do you know he wasn't on like another dating this is his third go round?

Because this isn't yeah was it he there last summer?

Wasn't he?

No, we didn't have it last summer?

Oh right?

The first time?

All right, all right, all right?

You know what it was when he said I've never said I love you on TV?

It made me feel it made me feel like he was a repeat offender.

It made me feel like it, but it's a weird way to say it.

It was a very self conscious I love being on I thought he was trying to be funny, like I've never said I love it.

I don't think you.

I don't think he saw No, he was it.

I think he.

I think it's like when you kind of like obscure the reality a little bit with the weird detail so that you don't get interrogated further.

Like it's just like a weird extra detail to put into a truth nugget, which those weird details usually are like very telling.

Wow, all I believe you because you've been around a lot of players.

You know a player and you watch you know reality TV.

Yeah, casted it.

He's got player eyes.

Wow.

How so I kind of think that he could have made a relationship work with literally and Girl on the Place, and since he came in late, I had to be Alex.

But if he wasn't, if he was there from the first week, I don't know that it would have been out Oh wow.

In hot take?

Wow hot didn't he go on a date with Bailey?

Hot take?

It was really her choice of being like I didn't feeling it.

Yeah, they had that coffee bath.

Yeah, and she was sick with my forty seven year old boyfriend.

Dude, dude, I wouldn't know how you guys are saying how old are you?

Yeah, Sela VI, what does that mean?

Okay, yeah, it take.

It the amount of like little colloquialisms they have no connection to.

Really, I take the edit no skin off my teeth, no skin off my butt.

I just think she said that.

Who said that?

One of the girls said skin off my teeth.

She goes, it's no skin off my butt crack or something, and I.

Was like, what, dude.

It's also like, I think the editors hate Jeremy because they show me too.

You can tell when they hate somebody, and I think they're like, this guy sucks.

They're like, this guy is a douche.

Yes, yeah, we don't like him.

They use that clip of him saying he hates the goldens.

Yeah, he's always sunburnt.

What did they say about that?

They said something about the sunburn.

Anna was asking them about the sunburn.

I don't remember.

I'll text her at the break and act.

There was something about him.

There was a reason he was always burnt.

He doesn't like sunblown.

I don't know.

You see him in hats, I don't know.

I don't know, Jude.

What is his job?

Is he like a day trader?

Like?

What does he do?

A great question?

Okay, great.

It's also interesting because he's the one who came from the family with some money for him to not know what saleve.

Yeah, certain things are he has?

Who did ship out like a Ferrari?

So that shows you sort of like where his priority is.

Yes, yeah, not the literate bro.

No, are you reading a quick break?

We'll be right back.

Yes, it's time put on the.

Monarkeys and get so.

During the break we were talking about the se le via of it all, and then we were talking about how and I think that's also what was fun about the live show is I think I think it's important to not forget how to play, and people come play.

They do as an adult.

Yeah, people come and just let it go.

How about the Oh my god, how about my best friend from high school and that guy who had the How cute was she?

I love?

I mean that was really fun to be standing two feet in front of and just watching how much fun they were having being in the competition.

Could you tell that was clear that she was my best friend from high school.

Well, I think you announced it before the game.

Started, well, because I gave her the chocolate.

The energy that you two had, because I didn't know.

You didn't introduce me before, but we talked at first.

It's okay, yeah, but it.

Was I didn't know she was there.

I put her down on the list, but I didn't know if she was coming, and then I didn't know, and then I heard her say something and that's when I brought her some chocolate from the stage.

I didn't know she was there.

I'm surprised.

Yeah, I thought she might come, but it was raining and a lot of people bail, you know what I mean.

So so she came and she's never seen The Bachelor.

She had any time.

They thought you were hilarious.

She and her friend have never seen it.

And she's funningly competitive like she wanted to win.

It was great, and I have to say it is like a personal favorite thing in the world to see friends connecting like physically.

Yeah, when that moment happens, that's one of my favorite things to get to witness.

Was it clear?

These are like restaurants or and like you see people run into each other at.

The yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I love it with her high kicks.

When she put on the pants, it was so cute her high kicks.

She did kind of flash me when she put them on.

That's so far was that was just a shock.

So throw okay, yeah because Anna, because we brought our I kind of really loved my loved my trashy beach out.

I kept it.

I kind of loved it.

You guys both looked hot, you know.

I felt like I felt like we could really dress for paradise and the whole thing costs, Like you could do a whole suitcase for like one hundred dollars.

Oh there's no Well, you guys both have adorable figures.

You can like throw anything you we could.

We could, you could too, girl, that's nice to say.

It's true.

Oh my god, you kidding?

I would.

I would love to out for you for a reality show on the beach.

Are you kidding me?

You imagine?

Was this the most just on fashion like per season?

Since this is my first one, have there ever been this many men in like crochet polo shirts?

I don't even notice it anymore?

Oh there they've yes, because in seasons past, like there'll be a shirt I'll recognize, and different guys will wear it because they.

Only have a small suitcase and then like they're like, oh, let me switch this up.

I also was thinking that I kept wondering if if the people who got voted out left, like I kept wondering, like keys to go, would they actually let him go home or is it gonna have to stick around?

And then some of them, yeah, it might have been their choice.

They actually like, I bet if Keith is like, let me go, they actually keeps.

So when when Lance Bass and I, when Lance Bass and I were maybe going to do amazing race team of Razzle Dazzle.

By the way, at my nail salon, you can get a polished called the Dazzle Razzle, And I thought, who wrote that?

But anyway, okay, so the team Razzle Dazzle.

So they called it.

This was pre pandemic that you if you get kicked off early, you get sent to like this weird hotel and they call it quarantine because they don't want it to get out that you.

Know, that makes sense that one and then survivor has a place called like Ponderosa that they go to once they've won.

They make the jury.

Uh, but they get.

Yeah, that's what it feels like.

I think and I were going to be put it like a model.

That's a question.

Yeah, okay, so we're gonna keep going.

So here we are, So Alex says this fits race.

Jess is crying talking about Spencer.

She's like, you know, I know that I deserve this, but like she was super anxious.

You could see her spinning out.

She's like I she it's not a yes to her.

It feels like he's all in and she's not a relationship.

The guy cheated, she's obviously very hurt by and she's young, and she moved for him and then he cheated numerous times.

But at a certain point it's not the same person.

Yeah.

But also I think she's mean responsible about this because again it's been two weeks and he's.

Like so that Spencer, and Spencer is like, I we're moving together in September.

Two and she has his taxi light on, right like that theory of like women are always like searching for the taxi and the guy once he turns his taxi light on, he's like ready to get.

Ready to get married.

No, I've never heard that.

I feel like I got that from sex and the city.

I don't think that's anything, but I feel like I heard that.

Yeah.

So, but I was like, he's got his taxi light on.

Whichever the next person is, like whoever the next girl is who comes into his life like that?

Who wants it?

Like he's he wants baby because his friends are day yeah wow, And she doesn't.

She's just like she's being rational, like well, I'm only the sage.

And because it's also I think as a woman, you're like I have to get pregnant and I give birth and have these babies, like it's easier, okay, bro, you know, like.

Well also she's like twenty three, yeah, and she's like, well I definitely want to have children by thirty.

And I was like okay.

But then I was like, oh wait, she really he just like this way too long for me.

Yeah, way too long.

And I'm like, okay, that's that's funny.

She said two by thirty she wanted two by thirty, and he was like, whoa, that's she's twenty six and he's thirty two.

Okay.

I mean that's a big difference at that point in time.

That's a big spread that that really is?

It is?

Yeah, like she had to get her own health insurance guy.

Yes, yeah, yeah, still on her parents' cell phone plan.

So so then Jesse is like, guess what I'm loving.

I love Jesse Palmer great.

I really that cardigan and then the oddly one button undone by his crotch.

I was like, I'm into this lak.

He gets hotter and hotter in like his sort of like tequila sunburn.

Like there's like he's like a hot He feels like the quarterback who's now forty five and I'm here for it.

I'm here for it and he is.

That's what he exactly.

She feels like it because he is and I'm here for it.

Do you think of Jesse Palmer.

I think he's he really plays the part well.

He brings no anxiety to the group.

Oh yeah, to dramatically play out the reveals.

He takes a little enjoyment of that.

But he's not you know, he's on everybody's side.

Yeah, And I think that he does appreciate that, like he knows that this is a mind fuck because he's been through.

It, but now there's extra games.

I think he's enjoying it.

I think I think his part got more interesting.

Definitely, and the fantasy sequences.

I mean, he was crushing it earlier in the season.

Katie, how are you feeling about our guy, Jesse JP?

I like Jesse the same.

Yeah.

So Jesse comes in, He's like, there's a beachside dinner.

Andrew goes, you're cute.

You could be my person possibly on the tinge of it.

She's like, yeah, maybe you could do.

He's like, I'm not already.

Yeah.

I like their banter back and forth.

I do too, It's fun, but I think they need to work on their communication of their actual feelings.

Yeah, well they She just gets nervous and giggles.

I like her, and I feel like you're right.

I think it's Andrew.

Now that you're saying it, you see.

Clearly chemistry with this can.

But remember.

Girl, Wait, didn't another girl come in and try to talk to him?

He's like, no, I'm all in on Alan.

I can't remember, Like, I feel like that happened.

So I don't know.

I think I think it's a weird environment for them, and there's a lot of pressure on them, and so they they could both just not be acting properly, like.

You know, like normal self.

I hope you're right.

But I fear Paul is right.

I think I'm right.

I think that he's connecting with her in this moment because why the hell hot right.

And there's a lot of money on the line, there's TV, what other what else is he doing.

To make out the hot woman?

I mean, I'm hopeful that you're wrong, because I do like that.

I just don't.

I kind of agree that they don't have a ton of chemistry, Like they have that like goofiness together, which is really cute.

But I don't know how that.

I don't see them like wanting to throw each other.

They're down and make out where I do feel like the others all want to.

I think she's just not like that.

But maybe I'm wrong, Maybe they No.

I think she might not be like that either.

She's very goofy and nervous.

Yeah, she's really cute.

So there's we're at dinner, there's flies everywhere, Cat starts freaking out and slapping everyone in the face and now Dale Dale in the face.

So Dale Dale Dale, Dale got tight on this episode, but then he won best but then the doctor liked him the most confused by that Dale well because he didn't lose it on he got very tight with his body language was like it felt like he wanted to hit her at dinner.

I also, do you understand I didn't skip that.

I felt like he was like, cat, if you do one more time, try me.

It felt like mad dad, Like one more time.

I like to those of us that have been watching this season and not that one thing that you saw how he reacted when Kat was going to maybe date somebody, you saw that like like tense jaw anger.

Yeah, and this was like another little microflash.

Of that, And it's like, girl, this would be the rest of your life because I talked to a guy too long at a party.

Yeah, you want to take a promotion out of the city, like it's going to be that.

I think he has very controlling tendencies, making me feel very ikey.

And I also felt like the doctor said that he was compassionate towards her, but it took quite a while for him to put that table Like I felt like if if I had a sincere paranoia, and look, I know she was extra, but if I'm actually having a panic attack, I would hope rather than be mad at me about it, that somebody could say like, hey, like I know you're freaking out, like like can we get can we walk you to the bathroom, Like like I would hope somebody wouldn't be enraged at Like I know she was being extra and I'm not saying that she wasn't annoying, but like you could tell it was not a logical she wasn't doing You could tell she was sincerely terrified and nobody cared she was terrified.

But what I thought was interesting was later when he said like acts of service or his like the fact that his knee jerk reaction was to try and make the home and like so that she could be safe in the lake.

N Oh, no, that's true.

Well at dinner, I just feel like he was like why I would have lost it on her, Like She's just like, get up and walk away if this is bothering you so much.

To get like I understood later because I am terrified of spiders.

I'm terrified.

We got those fucking centipedes that have the spider.

And she flies when you're eating because the flies have just been on some shit and then coming over to your food.

So but she was like, I mean, she was acting like I act when there's but.

There were a lot of flies around her, I felt like, specifically, but no one else was freaking out.

They were all like, well, there's just flies on food.

Gross, But she was.

It wasn't she was extra.

But I also feel like, I don't know.

I felt like I understood sort of where she's coming from, and.

I don't really have a bug problem.

But I think his reaction I was waiting for him to slap her.

I just didn't like.

None of them were like, hey, let's get rid of the poop, let's dim the lights, let's do something.

Yeah, that's like, you know, It's like, I don't know.

They must have told them they can't there just film without the lights, suck that film with fighters.

I think they might have not been able to do the lights just because it's a TV show.

I would have I would have said, fuck your TV show.

I don't want Spike or something.

My mine was like fifty to fifty chance.

I was like, the old guy would probably know if you turned the lights off, but the younger people might not know that, especially if they've never done like camping or anything.

But it's yeah, I don't think the light like it's.

A literal saying to they go, they don't know, so they end up they have this dinner and I think the dinner and then they have six glamp sites is what they said.

And he's like, well, it's not really clamp it's camping.

Welcome to the jungle.

There's an expert in Copple Surry, doctor Laura Berman.

She's gonna be watching.

There's horseshit everywhere.

Uh, and there's Kathy's happy that there's wine.

So Kathy loves to drink.

She really is leaned into like the fun booze Samantha.

Yeah, but not horny without the fun horny.

Yeah, she's just Samantha without what makes Samantha fun.

She's like, all parts are not included, Kathy.

There's also they also give him a very small hammer to build everything with.

And then like bug sprayed, that didn't work, water that didn't open, pieces missing.

The chair broken, Jonathan stank.

Kathy's having the wine.

Kathy has a zapper like ten, I have one of those.

She's just swinging around.

Yeah, her statue of liberty moment.

I was like, that's just a fantastic moment.

Thank you.

Kathy's a star.

Bailey goes, I don't do clamping.

I just do luxury and I thought of you, Katie, what did you think?

I mean, I'm gonna be real.

I don't at this age, I don't want to actually camp be there anymore.

I like hiking, but I would say, like even in my early thirties, I was like, I like hiking and then going back.

To a hotel.

Same.

Yeah, it doesn't have to be a super fancy hotel.

I have camp, but I like a bed.

I don't.

I like a bed.

I don't want to wake up in the heat.

I don't want to I don't want to wake up in the hea.

I don't need to sleep in the sleeping bag anymore.

I'm not trying to prove anything that anybody.

I would like a toilet, ye, kiss in the middle of the night.

I like a toilet.

Yeah, I don't want to have to go outside with it.

I don't have to dig a hole.

Cat it's freaking out, she's crying.

She says, phobia of bugs.

Alex and Andrew, and she goes, show me the best kissed of your life and she's like, whoa tongue first.

She's like, yeah, tongue first, I want to taste it.

She's like, I don't like that, and then he did it tongue first?

Anyway, these like these moments from these women on the show with these like teen Vogue Questions, the guys are just like and there I am.

I'm on a road trip with my girlfriend again and she's given me a quiz and I'm just like, there's no way this is going to end.

Well, oh my god, how funny.

Now I Team Vogue Questions Questions is so great.

But so now I want to get into the cat part with with Dale.

Yeah, so she's freaked out.

She says a house is not a home without you in it, and you calmed me down.

Yeah, because they're having complete chaos.

Yes, while it's happening, I wish at one point he just gone over and like just held her and go like I know that you're like freak out this, but like maybe this whole thing will be over if we get this up, Like who knows what the child I can let me just finish this.

And I know you're petrified, but like.

Let's He didn't do that, and instead his like was an active service that he said.

So that's where I thought, like, oh, I think she really needed not like to have a little thing set up, and like then she seated with her zapper.

I wanted that, and I don't feel like he no, And it was quite the opposite of dinner.

Yeah, I was kind of.

Surprised that none of them seemed to figure out it was a challenge and they show it.

Maybe they didn't, Yeah, maybe they I thought that too, but.

I would have instantly been like, oh, they're fucking with us.

Yeah, yeah, I just Jonathan was poking a hole or Andrew in the water, I was like, he gets it.

Yeah, they handled I think.

I thought so too.

Just Keith did a good job and Kathy didn't care.

She was chilling about us.

She had a good time.

I feel like they actually all handled it quite well.

They all sort of managed to make put something up.

I mean they didn't realize that.

I'm sure they knew it was some form of a challenge, but they didn't know they were going to have like a person a couple specialists.

Watching Bailey is so horny for Jeremy, Oh yeah she is.

She's so she had those heels on with her like leggings and walking off at the end when she still had her heels on.

I really enjoyed that moment.

She's so incredible.

I mean she was.

She was the one that had the bob.

He's always saving Selsey's.

Yes, yeah, the social media influencer.

So then Jonathan he goes she he says, she says she will be a good boyfriend.

He's like, I am so ready.

I just had to find my person.

I just would give too much.

You need to find another boyfriend, agreed, or a great don't want to date anybody.

You want to date a female.

In my opinion, I think my personal opinion.

You could be right.

You could forget.

Time will tell.

Time will tell he did flirt with cat because he wants everything.

He's stay on television.

Time will tell.

He has had some of the most beautiful women throw themselves at him and they're not figured it.

He's not interested.

He is not interesting.

He is not interesting.

He is not He might be on the Colton train.

Yes, agree to agree, and even Colton was like obsessed with Cad.

So then so then we have Keith starts crying, I miss my girls.

It's hard to be here.

I wait from family for so long.

And then he goes, you are an amazing person, Kathy, you are so beautiful, and she's like, there's love for us.

We're gonna find it too.

I love watching these kids.

We're gonna find it.

She also was like I want that money.

She's like, I want to be on TV and I want that money.

I want to be and I am all here for What else are we doing?

Me too?

What else are we doing?

Yeah, it's fun camping trips with your daughters.

Two more weeks?

Who care when you get back?

It's like one more week.

It's like five days.

Literally like two days.

It's two days.

It's just the whole day is a month.

It's like two days.

Because we're up at we're at the last this episode, I think it's three weeks.

It's three weeks, so we're day eighteen, so it's like that used to day twenty one.

I really think there's like two So he did like two more days, just like cool your jestic.

Calm down.

I have this secret feeling inside that they win.

I would actually, although I'm sure they get kicked off.

Oh they get kicked often.

They just get kicked off.

We don't know.

Yeah they did, didn't they?

Yeah they did, because yeah they did themselves.

Yeah they voted.

Wait, there were two rose ceremony.

I did show us the second race.

What's their face.

We didn't see the second one.

Oh there were two.

There was a tie and then Dale had to choose.

Oh yeah, right because there But then I remember it correctly, that is that is correct.

But then they go back because the show doesn't end on the first ceremony.

They keep going.

They don't and then they do another.

No, they do another one, don't they?

Because oh my god, this is insane.

Because I thought the whole day.

What did I write?

Because I thought at the end of the day they like wanted them to stay.

And Jess was there when when all the girls sat.

Around the first year ceremony.

Yeah, but then I thought it was funny because they haven't done We haven't done it, haven't done it yet.

We did because Andrew and Alex are safe.

Yeah, oh did the stabbing?

Sorry?

Okay, that's where Okay, we gotta keep going to keep it Okay.

So so I took it off the track.

No love, are you kidding?

I love?

I love?

I could be here all this, That's all I want to do.

Okay.

So, so how is that Bailey and Jeremy are snuggling Jonathan He's like he might find somebody one day.

Kathy Keith misses his girls justin Spencer and he's like, there's so many things I love about you, you know, and and she's like, uh huh.

And then we hear hissing and screaming, and he's like, Okay, you guys can go in and it's day eighteen.

I did love that moment, the hissing and screaming, Oh my god.

But Kathy, who was like going running over to it, and then her fear and dropping her zapper.

And then Jesse in the morning goes, you did something that would have broken a lot of people.

A relationship test.

Doctor Laura Berman was watching.

She's like, uh, you know, Kat and Kathy, she was beautiful.

I didn't feel any chemistry between Andrew and Alex and uh and then she goes, you know, I just feel like she said, I feel like there's not this hot for you.

Need to have sex with you as soon as possible.

That would have felt bad to hear.

Yeah, I would have felt bad hearing that, especially because like they do seem to be very touchy and making out a lot.

I trust what she sees too.

They break into giggles too often.

Okay, there's something about that.

I think we've all been in situations where it's like you get along with the person so well and you're laughing so much, but then like it does like that intimacy.

Sort of has a harder time coming together, as we see later that people literally call them immature.

Yeah, but it's not like is that because they actually have a personality.

I don't know.

That was interesting her.

Yeah, I mean it was fascinating both of them, like at the most No, no, I mean she has a personality and so like, but you're right, she's also both seemed sweet.

Yeah, they both seem really nice and I want to she said, She's like she's had a bad childhood.

I must feel like somebody would call me insecure for laughing or whatever, or young or immature.

It's like I'm just having also get hot and heavy with the person.

You're not like, yeah, you're not Like that's right, Cardiologists.

It's also may go back.

To what we were talking about earlier, where like people in reality TV, like they have their brand and they are putting on there, they're doing an act, and these two actually feel like they're not doing an act.

To me, they feel like they're one of themselves.

I think both of them are being themselves because they're both kind.

Of being really they're being silly.

They they look stupid.

Sometimes they seem to just kind of take it in stride, and so maybe that's what people are seeing and people aren't like that.

I don't know.

You're the youngest on the show, no doubt.

Oh, I don't know.

To look at it, I think Jess is Jess.

I mean, how old is Cat?

Thirty nine?

Yeah?

I mean meanwhile, Jeremy and Bailey, she said there's some questionable stuff between them.

Oh.

She was saying, because you guys don't have similar interests.

And I was like, yeah, that's right, these not everyone the same.

And then she's like, Dale and Cat, I feel like you have a hero complex and that's hard.

He's like, yes, it is, It's very hard.

I'm a hero exactly, censoring Jess.

Alex and Alex and Andrew are twenty eight and thirty.

Oh they are on the older So yeah, Cat and Dale won and they got a date on the beach where.

She goes and there's food around, by the way, can we just give props to the parrot that they made out of that pineapple?

And I was like, how can I make this at home?

Make Will you please make it?

Put it?

We put it on your Labubu Instagram.

I'm just gonna because you know, I'm oddly allergic to pineapple, but I'm going to buy a pineapple.

Only if I eat it.

We're gloves were gloves.

It's okay, I can touch it.

But I'm gonna try and make one of those, because that was incredible.

You put a labubu in a bikini in front of it and put it on your Instagram.

Absolutely, and will it be Cat of Katle you make Cat and Dale in front of the pineapple.

I'll try my best.

Wait, I don't think I clocked it.

What was Oh my god, it was incredible.

It's like they took the the husk or in the morning you might have been giving blood at the same time.

But they took like the husk of the pineapple and then put like just the nub that was still yellow, like the face, and they put eyes and the nose and then they had it perched on the side of the pineapple.

I miss I missed treble.

I was like, how have I never seen?

That?

Might have been a Cedars moment for me.

Well, I'm gonna try and make one rather than a senior moment.

I'm having a a Cedars moment.

Bed eight, Bed number eight.

I snuck into that area, dude.

It was incredible.

It's so great because they were only allowed to have like one visitor and my mom had gone in with like the caretaker, and They're like, you can't go in there, and.

I was like, I'm going in you watch me.

Let break.

I snuck myself in.

I took one of these rings and I gave it to Jessica and I was like, my fiance needs to come with me.

They're like, okay, I'm like, this is my fiance.

They're like a little backstory.

You're like whatever, fine, and I have one and then they were like, I've moved my mom's so I put we both put them on.

I was like they couldn't have Like okay, like my fiance needs to come to the X ray room with me, honey, will you?

They were like okay, whatever, why are you trying to show me your tits?

That?

Like, all of it was so crazy.

We had a whole backstory.

I love a full backstore.

We had a whole a lot of acting exercise, a lot of character who you're like, scene is starting now?

Yes, exactly.

I was like, well, can my fiance come?

They're like, okay, yeah.

What I want to know is why you have so many sparkles on you right now after you've been to the sea where you just have had like little sp like of sparkles.

And I'm like, where do these come from?

Like a couple here and here?

Yeah, it's just like really cheerful, you know what.

I I faked it till I make I was like, put in your best summer dress, put some makeup on.

I don't know what the sparkles are.

I just think that you're naturally just your your your perspiring sparkles.

I literally was like, act like you got sleep, pretend like everything's.

Fine, to do this all the time when I was hungover, be like, you know what, I'm just gonna show up really put together.

This is it.

This isbody's gonna guess.

This is me going, yeah, I'm sup till noon.

But I went to bed at six.

That was only six hours of sleep.

I woke up with my alarm and Mittens at my feet.

God bless her.

She's an icon.

Okay, So then okay, so they go on their date.

Kat goes, this is the safest I've ever felt with someone they start kissing in the water, harrass her ass is incredible.

You know what again, I still even though she had a panicky moment, she is what she is.

I give her most of this.

So she's always hated bugs from that first Yeah, I think she sincerely hates bugs.

That's her brand.

I just had a sponsorship with Raid.

I just think that they are not gonna last.

No, No, I believe Dale.

I blame Dale.

I think she's ready to find the person.

I think that he is so happy he's back on television.

Yes, agree, and he and he seemed to have a short fuse with like the producers showed him being short last week, Like I felt like they've edited him to be kind of a diva.

So interesting when because of who they vote out that they had to I was like, I forgot that Dale didn't like Jonathan because Jonathan.

Yeah, they do that edit very specific now it's so great, And it was also like.

Very clear foreshadowing.

I should have guessed they also wanted Jonathan gone, so like, who will give the power to?

Okay, then Dale needs to win.

Since when does this rule enact?

You make day you get the first big deal first one last Rosa.

There was like all the it's like making rules, as you all know, this is how it goes.

I was like, wait, what they just wanted Jonathan gone.

In order to get Jonathan gone, we need to keep it interesting, we want They wanted to keep Kathy and Keith around.

They knew Dale hated Jonathan.

I bet they made the doctor picked Dale and Kat.

I don't know.

I don't know if they could, because that would be messing with the outcome of the thing you're I think I learned that.

I also worked.

I also worked in challenges and and there's you know, you have to very clearly articulate the rules and how the score did you work with I worked on this show called pros Versus Jo's, where average jos would play sports segments against athletes.

Did they ever win?

I think a couple a couple of times, Yeah, just by virtue of the way the rules were written.

Sometimes how did they like?

So, if you were like a pro basketball player, did I'm assuming Bro wouldn't play basketball against him.

Maybe they'd play.

It wouldn't be necessarily one on one, but it would be like a basketball game.

So our job was.

To get like a good pickup game Guy Force or something.

Yeah, a game like horse or or Horse plus some other element.

And so we had to like test these games to make sure they played correctly the rules for them.

And then.

This is incredibly We're such a good rookie of the year.

I could just like to hear about your life.

Can I just say?

Paul is such a fucking funny stand up He kills you.

He is so funny because as sweet as he is here, he has a twink.

He doesn't talk about being married at stage and he's not, but he's like he seems sort of like a dick on stage the way that's fun.

Like this sweetheart that he is, he like fucks with people a little bit.

Like so as sweet as he is, because he is a good guy, it's like fun.

He's got like an he's like an imp on stage age and it's fun.

I do.

I don't know what it is.

I just when you have the sort of the bower of being on stage, it just makes me want to pull some ship.

I think about you.

I think about you like you were improvising about about the the stove light on means it's time for fucking yeah.

Yeah, when it's range when it's like when it's just the light over the of the range light people are having sex.

That's the sexiest light in the house.

Yeah, it's like warning people, like it's basically having the taxi light on, but just for for set, for fucking.

I actually wrote a song about it, and it's coming out on my EP.

It's coming out.

Whoa you have many coming out?

Yeah, putting out a four song EP in a few weeks.

What it's called Danky del Mar?

Yeah, it's like your last name, rap name.

He's dank.

No I know, but Danky del Marsh.

Who's dank?

That's you know, it's like of the sea, It's like a southern county.

I just want your name to be danky.

Why del Mar?

And I go on The Bachelor, Yeah, where's your stripper name?

Okay?

So then we go so then double D's the Double D's Yes, I'm here for that.

So then they start kissing in the water.

Jess and Spencer.

He's like, I would like to start a family next year.

She's like, She's like, I want to be having children by thirty eighth the latest.

He's like two years.

This is going to be faster than that.

She's like, my friends are already pregnant.

She's like, I'm not ready to move in together.

And she's like, and he's like, I am in love with jess.

I when I get dead set on something, it's like, well, she gets to say in this too, bra he comes around.

He does.

She's like, I'm not in love with him yet.

She tells a producer if you're still together with him, and he sees that that's not going to feel good.

No, but I think they probably talked about it.

Yeah, yeah, I think because she's been a sweetheart.

You know.

I gave her also most Improved and the franchise Cat's most Improved in the Paradise.

Yeah, I mean I get this.

I think she is looking at this without rose colored glasses on and it's like this.

I mean, I do think these challenges are quite good because in the past they're just living in this fantasy world and they just make out in pools and get to eat breakfast.

Yea.

Now they actually have to.

Do these challenges, so that's kind of and again, see how you handle a stressful situation.

I'm surprised that nobody lost their lids doing that that challenge, Like, like, I know how.

To do this better.

I'm just shocked not one of them cracked.

That's why they knew that they were on TV.

Well, they didn't have There wasn't like a time thing.

It's not like whoever finishes this first win.

They did that.

I think you probably would have seen it.

Gets good people getting really mad with the walkie talkies.

Yes, they talkies, buy better walkie talkies, ABC, What the fun?

I think I think.

They intentional because they were saying how nice the coffins were that they were in, but then they got them the worst walkie talk It was terrible.

Then it must have been on purpose.

That's part of the game.

Yes, with a bad communication device.

Okay, we're gonna finish talking about Jess and Spencer and the we're gonna take another break.

Jess and Spencer.

I don't think they're gonna make it.

I hope they do.

They I have already have reservations, and I think she does.

I think, well, yeah, if they just left and said we're going to date and we're not going to put any pressure on ourselves, they could make it.

But there's so much pressure on them, and I'm worried about that.

I do see his point of like, well, you live in La I live in Texas.

Now, look, if you really wanted to get married, I'm not scared of a long distance personally, but I'm also not trying to like you are.

Why I just don't, it's just so it's less fun.

It's not that it's just really hard to go through, like what real life is like.

You're not sharing the bathroom, You're not dealing with like who's paying the utility bills?

You're I'm dealing with like real life stuff in the beginning, sure, but like it's really hard to go from like living with each other for three weeks.

I think that one should move to the other town.

I'm not saying they should move in with each other, but I think that there's enough bachelor and Paradise and bachelor people who live in both cities wherever they are in California or Texas, that you could make this work, or that that would be my thought and then date.

I mean, he does have a point about I wouldn't want to move in, but he does have a point about we need to be in the same sea.

I agree that they need to be in the same I mean, they do get on really nicely.

They're so cute, and when you see jobs, you're there.

She's not in love with them, not yet, because she's again not rose colored glasses, Katie.

I think they're I think she's really in love with him.

I think I think they're.

I hope so I really do, because they're cute.

Yeah, I think they're both or she at least is just kind of taking.

She's been responsible.

Yeah, we saw at the show there was a person with a phone case from Spencer's company.

Really, how did I missed this?

You didn't see it.

It wasn't on stage, it was out It did look good.

She she felt like it didn't she got it.

I think at the holidays.

I don't think it lasted as well she wanted.

But I feel like most phone cases get beat up.

I thought it was with a pet on it.

It was a pet, and I thought it was quite cute.

She thought it could have worn longer.

But it's already almost September.

What do you want from a phone case I destroyed more than nine months?

You do?

I know this phone case since I got the phone.

Okay, that makes why you know if my husband slip this on when I wasn't looking?

What is it that's so cute.

He at my phone.

That's really cute.

That's a romance.

Okay, so we're going to say before we got to break, are they going to get engaged and are they still together?

Jess as puncer, Yes, and I think they're still together.

I agree with Katie, I think, but not engaged.

I have a theory about this, but we can talk about it.

What's your theory.

I just want to talk about how the new little twists that they put on when they did.

The previous money.

Yes, Okay, we're gonna take a quick break and we'll be right back.

I need a sexual.

Time out.

And we are back.

Okay, you guys, how's everyone summer going.

How do you feel going into the fall?

I'm ready?

Yeah, someone said, as some lipstick I put lipstick on?

I was.

I thought about where the uh where the sparkles might come from?

Yeah.

My last week at Burr, the makeup artist got a discount at Charlotte Tilbury and then I ordered all my makeup is Charlotte Tillsbury.

I love her stuff.

There was like some bronzer that I got, so I feel like I threw on a little bronzer.

I've never really used it before, so I might have a sparkle from It might be a Charlotte, have you look nice?

Charlotte Tilbury?

And the lipstick looks nice Charlotte Tilsbury.

This I just got from Netflix yesterday.

It's a free bird shirt.

Look at this.

So at the end we say, I fucking love you.

O nice.

Isn't that cute?

That's so random?

I love it.

I know it's like somebody worked on this.

Every person that's on the show.

Where do these pictures come from?

They look like with mugshots from someone shots?

Where do they call it?

Seems like your headshot?

Now that one of them is my headshot?

And then some of them are people like from the some of them are like continuity photos and shot.

That's what I'm saying.

It's like very odd.

Mine is my headshot.

It's so funny to use a continuity photo.

That's not loving, that's not a loving light.

Those continuity photos.

It's crazy, but it's cute.

I'm gonna wear it, you guys.

It's so Paul helped me learn on my lines.

Oh that's it's so good.

Isn't it so good?

It's so funny.

It's so funny.

Is incredible?

The show it's really good.

It's really it's really well written.

And it's really well written.

Is different than anything I've gotten to do.

Yeah, so different.

I think it's going to have its own vibe and it's it's got a lot more like sweetness to it, and I think people will be expecting, yes, and there's also.

A lot of really really dirty I'm.

Not going to say fucked up, but kind of edgy edgy.

There's sweetness and there's edginess.

Yeah, yeah, there's a lot of both.

It's fucking funny.

I think.

I think it's you and my brother helped me around my lines, and both of you were dying.

My brother was dying.

He loved it.

It's great, okay, and we're back okay.

So so then Andrew was upset.

Andrew was upset that she said that they didn't have any chemistry, you know, and he felt frustrated and and and they haven't said I love you yet.

He's like, look, I've done it before.

I just give too hard.

I love too hard.

I just don't want to give everything because I've been holding back.

I give too much and then I feel trapped and then I don't like that person.

Yeah, that's not a good sign.

No, it sounds like you were love bombing and it bit you in the ass, and your little ego felt guilty about being thought of as the bad guy.

Here, right, you're blaming the other person.

You're right, you love bombed.

I give you hard.

I love too hard that I'm in and then I feel trapped because I love bombing them, and then I gotta get out of there.

Maybe you quit blown so much smoke up their ass and just spear straightforward guy.

Yes, okay, Whitney, what do you think?

I just felt like the whole conversation was about how they're not ready and that they and I did not expect them to then say I think I'm falling in love with you.

I thought it was like, thought they were going to be like, let's sleep on it, and.

Yet she was like, I'm gonna say and I'm not gonna say He's like stop stop, stop stop, I'll say it first.

I'll say it because I'm gonna love bomb you first.

It did feel like one of those conversations, and in this episode, I would say several of the conversations did really feel like set up, like you need to have this conversation, you need to talk about.

This, but they can't.

Now, well, they can have them talk about stuff, but they can't manipulate how the games are played.

Okay, so I think they're still doing their.

Versus.

Okay.

They can still get in their heads about ship.

Yeah, about their love, but they can't tamper with the gameplay.

Okay.

Great.

Bailey is like, that was my literal nightmare last night.

And meanwhile Jess is panicking in the room, panicking, hyper ventiling.

She's like, I'm freaking out.

You know, I am not on the same page, you know.

Spencer's like I want to move, but I'm not your speed.

I'm freaking out, and and He's like, I don't want to freak her out.

And they were like, just tell her you're in love.

She feels the same way, like the difference between the guide room at the Galler room conversations was a wild just gaslighter.

That's what you do, that's your thing.

It's the game bro.

Alex is like, I did not feel love or protected growing up, and I feel that here.

He's like, I am nervous, but I am I have feelings for you.

I've never said I love you on television before.

And then she goes, oh my god, I thought you just said it, and my heart fluttered.

And then Alex goes, I feel like, oh my god, she like stops up, stops up.

I am falling in love with you.

She's like, I love you too, and then she goes, oh my god, he said it first, and I'm speechless.

She's cute.

They'rectorable, she's cute.

I want them to work, but I feared the love bomb.

I hope I'm wrong.

I think I think Paul you might be right.

I think I am I don't want to.

Agree with you.

I hope that Whitney and Katie are right.

I think Danky del Mar might be on the sent d d M.

He got a Brazilian butt lift bbl DDM.

Danky del Mar, Danky del Mar, Danky del Mar is your new Oh you're the rookie Danky del Mar.

Yeah, thank you.

I love yes.

Alex goes, I feel like, okay, So then she goes, do you love me?

I do love you.

I love you too, and then he had a boner and he couldn't get up.

Yeah that's fine.

I thought that was so funny.

Your reaction to it.

Do you have a boner now?

Oh?

You're newer to the world of this Katie.

You saw her, you saw her pop right up there.

I still love to try to see if they have boner.

You should still why would you stop?

I mean I still do, but they just don't.

They don't show it as much because they used to blur it out sometimes.

But they also used to have dates where they would go, like to like a swim hole, under a waterfall, maybe like humping.

Yeah, now they're all just stuck.

Now they're all just stuck on the Hope property.

They used to go onto like Snote's and go.

You would see them walking around in bathing suits more and you'd see more boners or more linen pants.

I thought that was one of the funniest moments of the season.

Yeah, I was very happy.

I was happy for the whole team that that moment happened.

Okay, everyone's like, you know what, this is what we need, a little levity making fun of a guy's heart on It's she's just so lighthearted.

Yes, yes, okay, really likes her.

I know that's that's like there's chemistry.

I'm not saying that.

So then there's two hours to the roast Star bonus.

I have a boner during his dates, so he doesn't.

He's just eating the fucking coconut shells, spinning and eating coconut shells.

That was the worst, the spinning of the coconut.

Jesse comes in a blue suit and everybody's like, you look good, Jest like that.

They complimented his two hours to roast ceremony.

Keith is homesick.

He's like, I want to quit.

Dude, Bro, there's five thousand dollars on the line two days.

What is happening?

Didn't get over it?

Did he did?

He feel like Kathy was falling for him and he just couldn't take Kathy anymore.

Was this?

I think these people just like lose respective went camping.

It reminded him of home and his daughter.

Your daughter's like thirty.

They can deal give it like they're not like they're spending three more days.

That's where Kathy's like, dude, she's saying it.

But I know Kathy is like the voice.

I mean, even if it's a week, like you kid, your kids are thirty, you can handle a week perfectly.

Fine.

I'm sure you could FaceTime people on this show.

I think this show really does like the time it feels longer to Yeah, they do.

It's stock Hall.

They're starting end up, they're making their drinking, they're not eating the same.

And it's also they're they're hanging out like twenty two year olds.

It's like they're the only ones left with peer group.

Exhausted, I get it.

They're the only ones left with their peer group, and they're having fun.

They are like being so happy being the mom and dad.

They're having the best time.

And who would have guessed Kathy would have been the last of everybody You've got assume she's also so great how she like manipulates the voting, Like I just really I love watch you guys.

I want to be your mom.

She's a star guy.

She is a star player.

She's been great because she's less obvious than Jonathan or the parlor Men of Paradise, which they capped for next week.

So Keith was like, I was so triggered by camping.

I miss my daughters.

I'm homesick.

I'm like, bro, you're sixty five.

Like, calm down, bro, a lot of the years left here.

You're fine, You're good.

So Jonathan was scheming playing the part of being a friend with everyone.

He really has had a poor showing on this Katie.

Yes, I speaks really like he's not attractive to me whatsoever anymore.

It's just annoying.

I was so glad at the end of this again shout out to our listener who emailed reminding us that he came in with a mummy rap to show how hand like the that was.

He couldn't believe like his perfect face, which is gets less perfect when you display it as perfect.

I mean, you gotta give credit to where credit's do.

The fact that he's made it this far onto the show with having no connection, no one likes him, no one's best pass and it's like he endured it through.

He endured you know, I mean he used the golden to get the rose.

Yeah, Jill, ye'll.

Can we talk about your love of Jill take a moment you didn't do it on stage and you were mad at yourself.

Yeah, he loves Jill.

Love Jill.

Jill.

Wherever you are, girl, I hope you ever.

She's so funny.

I was just like, she's she's operating at too high of a comedy level for these people.

Yes, And I was like I would have been hanging out with this person the entire time because she's saying hilarious stuff, and the look on their face it's like the sort of the gen Z stare of just like, I don't even know what you are.

You're not, I'm not I'm not hearing reality jargon coming out of you.

You're being authentic and it's off putting.

Yes, And I just thought that was so.

I just thought she seemed really cool.

She's doing great girl.

Get it, Jill.

I'm here for you.

Yeah.

Ye, he loved Jill.

I heard.

I got a lot of texts about Jill from Paul from dankye del Mar, thank you del Mar was once danky Delmar wants Jill.

I was glad she got extended.

I cheered.

I cheered.

I was like, that was the right thing to do.

She's actually saying funny things.

Justice for Jill.

Did you think that he played her when he played twist kissed her and then was like, what are you talking about?

And he kissed her Twister, kissed her disser and then was like when he said, you're making it hard for me, he was like, I don't say that.

Any series of super whack moments from Jonathan.

That was his whackiest.

Yes, that's the whack meter hit top.

Yeah, and I was just like, don't do that to her.

Yeah, she does the VIP suite.

No, don't do that on the VI P VI P.

That's it.

You don't do the twist, kiss and diss.

Yeah, okay, cool, I love that.

Yeah, great, that's a great one, Danky Delmar.

Okay, So then is that the name of your next quiz song, Twizz, Kiss and Diss And I want there to be a wrap section, Yes, Sankie feels like a rapper, Danky del Mar.

I'll tell you what.

The range Light song does have rapping, but I'm not doing.

The rapping, okay, but I would rap.

You should rap.

I feel like you should feel something coming on here.

Kathy tells Alex, I don't want to leave, and then she lies good.

First, she's like, Keith is on the fence, yes, and then she says to the producer, I don't know that he's on the fence, but he might be by the end of the night.

She didn't want to go home.

She she plays the game, she she goes, she goes Keith just she should be on Traders, she said, Keith, she would do well on She should be on traders.

She would she would do, She said, Keith just needs a drink.

So then Spencer goes.

Keith wants to go home.

Spencer's playing, Spencer's a gamer, and look it's a lot of my all or a lot of money.

It's a lot of money.

I mean at this point, I mean, he's a pet photographer.

Of course he wants he knows his angles.

Yeah, you're right, Oh yes.

Meanwhile, uh, Dale says Jonathan makes more sense strategically than Keith.

So now they're starting to pair off.

They're all like, and you know what, He's right because you want it because Jonathan is more fit.

Jonathan could win challenges.

They've won challenges.

Keith and Kathy aren't gonna win any challenges.

So none of the challenges have been physical, which I appreciate.

They're not survivor.

They're like looking for the keys and stuff that they had to run a lot.

They did have to run a lot, and Keith and Kathy have no physical there's no there's no sexual chemistry.

There's like no But I'm just.

Saying like there's nothing, but they could have, you know, I mean a lot of them are winning.

I mean Jonathan and Leo won when it was all questions about sex.

Weird, but that's why you got to get rid of them, because that could happen again.

It's already yeah, yeah, and Keith, Keith keeps crying.

Keith goes, I'm home.

I'm a girl's dad, and then the goals pulled him aside.

They did a galtervention on Keith and yes, but this galtervention was odd because it was name the girls that were there.

It was not Cat right, they hate Kat, but it was.

Jess was there.

Jess was there, alex And and Bailey.

Yeah, and then when it came down to voting, Jess was like, well, I can't vote out like happy we voted for Keith and I was like, well.

We just did a whole thing about why we want you to stay.

Yeah, you just told him.

He was like that was weird to me.

They were like, they were like, we love that you're a girl dad.

You're you're the dad of the group.

Fuck the guys, where your girl dad.

Keith's gotta go.

Yeah, they had no It was so weird to me.

But I was like, listen, it's very sweet that they like his energy around and he's kind and he tells them the truth, and I thought that was great.

And and Kathy is the same way that there the girls feel like a mother figure around these ladies.

I mean I think she can say like, do you think this guy's feeding me trash?

And Kathy will tell you the truth.

So yeah, I like Kathy around.

Meanwhile, it's time to vote, so given iPads there.

I love the sequence Me and the Wells.

It was like the good Fella's hand off of like a tray with like the iPad of Wells walking.

They've they've really upped their DP game.

Yeah, they're being very creative with it.

And they have like and when they had Bailey and stop motion running across you, that was so hot.

No questions here, Okay, skin off my ass, No skin off my ass?

That is no skin off my ass A weird thing to say.

Yeah, I think I think Bailey seems cool.

In the Grant season, I was like, she she was so appealing.

You know what she's got improved just gets improved.

Cat gets well when they're allowed to be themselves and they're not.

She was really knowing though she was awful.

Yeah, but no, she's sweet, but she's but she's she likes a toxic guy dude.

Well, dude, dude, dude, I.

Think it probably fits a pattern.

I'm there's an involved with that.

Gree to agree, hurts to watch, it hurts to watch.

So then she did Dankey del Mar Dankey del Mar broke her heart, honey.

Meanwhile Dale gets to pick.

They did it.

It was down to Dale because he's top man, and he was like, we see a flashback of how much Jonathan.

Sucks, which is great.

Anyways, there was not even any humming and hogs like Jonathan's gotta go.

I picked Keith.

It's just like there was no there was no this is a hard pick.

I think I'm close with Everyone was like fuck you Jonathan.

Yeah, he's a cold hearted killer, that Dale Dale.

Dale has played this game probably better than.

Anybody I know.

He he.

He tried to get at it with what's her name, Sean's girl, who was like chick with too many and Alas, who was like, I'm gonna leave here with my integrity attack fuck you snakes in the grasses.

I love if they called her out all y'all, Okay, they're gonna see Dankey del Mara Marlago, Danky del Marlago.

He would never perform there.

So then we have so then so then this is when I thought the end of the show was, and it was just have done going.

Eighteen more minutes because I was at this point home now it's five thirty in the morning, I'm like, okay, Leah starts crying.

They have dolls with knives in the back, yes, and love this It's day nineteen.

I wanted to stab one of them.

I just wanted to see how it would feel to stab one of those, Like, I mean, it was so smart.

So they put up all of these scare scarecrows and then they asked really smart questions because they were they were really good because you could be like, oh yeah that person, Like they really fed on everyone's insecurity and it was really well done.

I kind of wished they didn't reveal the stabs until all of the questions.

Yeah, yeo.

I feel like that would have made it probably a little less like personal with you.

But I feel like they wanted people to start playing from emotion.

Yeah.

Well, I also thought it was interesting like the first person or the first two, well, they go up and they stab, and then everyone else goes, I'll just stab that one too.

Yes, I kind of like I liked the idea of the actual knife, like that's it's a good image.

But I felt like all were in agreement.

Yeah, I felt like I felt like if it was like Lemmings stab stabbing life.

I felt like if they just like had to like put a piece of paper, everybody would have said someone different.

There, or if they didn't see if you had your own, if you were in your own all, your own little tiny dog, your own a little booboo that you got to stab, Yeah, that you didn't know what everybody else was stabbing.

When they initially introduced the idea, I thought they were going to have like quotes from people that they had said.

About other people.

Okay, danky, danky, Delmars guys hit me up, Okay, oh wow hell yeah.

So then they had Alex and Andrew were the most childish.

And Andrew was number one.

They said he was the one Kat has trust issues and is codependent I mean dal Rose ceremony, Yes, yeah, yeah, Keith secret ex is Jeremy on the most secrets is Alex?

Did that surprise you?

Yes?

No?

Why because she's doesn't really reveal that much.

She's so like pleasing, She's such a people pleaser, a sweetheart that you know that it's because like she's thirty, she's lived a life, she's got other negative parts, but you're just seeing like a curious It does portray herself really young.

Then there's who's here more for money than love of Jeremy?

Of course obviously everyone knows.

Right then there were lightning strikes.

They had to go inside.

Keith Keith Uh, He's like, you know what I'm gonna I want to stay.

I want to stay.

I want to stay and he so, so he's talking to Kathy and he says, I'm going to vote for myself, but I feel like I've watched this for the next voting.

Yes, He's like, I've seen every season ever about Sharp Paradise fascinating.

That's a lot.

And he's like, and I'm here in love wins and and so then Kathy that was kind Who could use the money the most?

Alex?

He said, some people have money.

Alex has a lot of student loans.

She could that's a lot of money she could pay off her loans.

I was like, that's good for Kathy.

She's pragmatic.

Andrew and Alex are safe because they have the lowest stabs even though they looked like they were to have the highest stabs.

That was fun twist.

So here we go into the next coming up next week, it's the final episode.

It's the last rose ceremony.

The uh, the Parliament of Paradise comes back and and you have to either choose love.

If you choose love, you don't get the money.

So it's money or love.

Fun twist.

They had to.

They seem so shocked.

I'm like, you had to know that.

Obviously win best couple and five hundred.

Thousand, but also like, does each person like so if three of us all choose money, do we all get five hundred?

Care?

You and I won Whitney, and I think we would have gotten really fun.

I think we would have Oh you guys, would you would have gone camping.

He would have set it up for you.

I would have no, he would have held me and go it's okay.

He would have done that.

He would have held you.

He would have he wouldn't have yelled at I would have just been sitting and drinking the wine.

Set it up.

You guys would have been cute, great, okay, so danky.

So you guys made it to about daking.

Damar and and the People's Princess.

So we win and then we both get to vote.

Now, are we going to keep the relationship out of money?

And if we both say money, yeah, then I think we split the money.

But if I say the money, you say the relationship, I take the money.

Oh but wait a minute.

But if you both say that, but if you both say the money, do you have to break up?

Well, I mean you can.

I don't know what other benefit you get for winning other than the money.

I don't know if there's some other type of element and engagement.

You get a free ring I feel.

Like you probably get a free ringing.

Get that.

Yeah, so you either get to go to Neil and kneel lane or that was the best Jerry trainor who thought Jerry trainor thought that Neil Lane was a place where you go and you kneel and propose.

That's really sweet.

We love him because I was wondering.

All right.

So, so currently we have justin Spencer.

We have just Alex and Andrew Daleen Cat.

And then Keith and Kathy and Jeremy and Jeremy and Jeremy and Bailey.

So and we know that there's the vote out this evening that we will, it will go down, so then it'll be down to two.

Two couples are going to be okay, then we're down to three.

So the question who are the three left?

Okay?

Great question whoa okay, I'm taking over?

Should we no?

I like this?

Should we take a quick break?

Come back?

And everybody saying who are the three left?

How did they decide the winner?

Are they gonna take the money or not?

And then we're gonna do I'm gonna know who got engaged?

Review of the week?

The money?

Okay?

Great, and we're back.

What were you guys talking about?

Break?

I missed it.

We were just discussing what the preview was for next week.

So they bring the Parliament of Paradise Paradise Okay, there's.

Love that we have to keep saying, the Parliament of Paradise.

Yeah, okay, okay, okay.

And they Sean says a whole bunch of bad things about Cat, and I said, so, does does that mean Cat and Dale fall apart?

Or is it a misdirect?

And and Paul and Katie sort.

Of think it's it's misdirect.

You think they're still together?

Well, I think they're going to come back.

Stronger from I think I wasn't sure.

Coming in here, but then I met you, and you're my person.

This is Kat and Dye.

Yeah, yeah, I'm a hero.

Okay.

So he's like, I have a hero.

Okay.

So who do you think the final three couples will be?

I'm going to have some fun here.

I think it's I wanted to be Kathy and Keith because I think it's unexpected.

Yes, I think it'll be Jess and Spencer.

You don't think they have a target on their backs because they've been together the whole time.

But I think she's telling them that she's worried now, so maybe there's something there.

And then and then I think it's Andrew and Alex are safe.

Andrew and Alex are safe.

And then who I think?

I think somehow or another, Keith and Kathy walk away with the money.

I would love that.

I think Bailey and I don't know anything I'm gonna say because he's such I feel like Bailey and Jeremy aren't get engaged because I know they're still together, and I feel like me see like, I think he knows he's going to get engaged.

We know he's willing to get engaged.

I think that he knows it will keep him, yeah, with higher like status in this franchise, if he proposes and it proves like I showed you it wasn't about Susie.

I think he's enough of a douche that he will propose.

But I think he could propose and then because I think you can still have like two people get engaged and one person get the money.

But he wasn't in the final three.

Oh mm hmm.

I think he proposes on air.

Okay.

I think he's enough of a piece of ship that he can make it to the final three.

Okay, so it would be Kathy, Keith and Kathy, Alex and Andrew so not so then that would it be not Okay, what do you think?

I think it's alexandrews Alex and Andrew.

So for the other two, the ones that are gonna get it's gonna be Justin Spencer.

You think so and Dale and Kat You think those are gonna be the three left?

Yeah, they're gonna be the three left.

Because no, let's think about it, because if the parliament's coming back, do they get to vote who the three left?

I'm actually wondering that and that would be super fucked up if they're the one.

Who's coming back.

We have we have we have Captain Cam and Faith.

It looks like we have Sean and Alisha who they were going back to Tampa.

Yeah, who was the third one?

Who was the third one?

It's gonna be Leah and Jonathan?

Okay, right, So so they would vote out Dale?

Yeah, and then who would he would also vote out Dale?

Would be what's I don't think they're gonna have voting capacity.

I think they're just going to talk.

Ah.

The part of airing of the grievances.

Who do you think is gonna win the money, Paul or are they gonna take the money or the love?

I think Justin Spencer are gonna win, and then they're gonna they're gonna both think they're.

Gonna only allow one because in Bachelor in Paradise, like there could be three people to get engaged.

But I think for the money to get towards the money, I think Justin Spencer are gonna get it, and I think they're gonna both say no to the money, and then I think they're gonna split the money.

That's why the games, the game element of it is going to reduce it to one couple regardless of.

Okay, what do you think, Katie, I don't know because I mean, like we said, we don't really know how it's gonna work.

Yeah, and so that makes it really hard to decide.

I think Keith and Kathy will be at the end.

Yes, do you think they're gonna win?

I?

Well, I'm gonna say the three Keith and Kathy.

He would never take.

He wouldn't allow them to be the final would self eliminate and let a kid go for the money.

I just wonder who would what voting block is gonna and what voting strategy does that happen?

I just wonder.

I don't think it's impossible, but I wonder.

But now really looking forward to next week, Yes, I want to know the answer.

First show, Like I said, I fell asleep for the first like four episodes.

It got interesting.

I like, actually like, oh, what's gonna happ Okay, So, so you think Kathy and Keith we knew Alex Andrews and I think justin Spencer, Okay, I think I think whatever happens.

With the Parliament Paradise like it's going it might screw over Cat and Tail not saying they're going to break up necessarily.

But I think people against them.

Yeah, yeah, I think because because they're they're both have been a bit horrible independently and together they seem like a good match, but.

There they haven't played played nice.

And then Bailey and Jeremy, I just like, I think the Spencer of it all.

I mean that, the Susie of it all.

Yeah, I think.

Yeah, Well, here we go, we've spoken.

Will you help us?

Will you help us pick a review of the week?

And what will the beginning tell us?

Miss Whitney?

What book they're going to get a copy of?

How Freaking Romantic by Emily?

Yeah?

Great, Audrey's best friend.

Great, I'm Audrey's best friend.

Here, Audrey's good friend.

Number friend.

You're one through three?

Yeah, okay here it's down to two reviews and you can you can be in the running next week for the final book giveaway.

Yes, okay, five stars, Brooke A B.

Thanks.

I always listen to the pod, but only tuned into Bachelor in Paradise this week so I could finally put some forgotten names to the forgotten faces.

What of revelation?

Jeremy is the forty threeest looking thirty year old.

The much discussed hotness of Jonathan was a real huh.

I'm here.

I'm very worried about everyone's son.

Ex also no to the show, making me think about the stale musky smell in those hotel rooms where sweaty people are rotting in bed and leaving alcohol from their poores.

Love you all, that's a good review.

That's good.

That's a good review, okay, versus this one?

Five stars Love Love Love from Courtney are from Buffalo.

I watched the Bachelor franchise just so I can hear this podcast and laugh along.

Each week I try to pick out what Arden will comment on.

This past episode has so many quotes I cannot wait.

Brian saying what phone call as he lies to everyone had me crying and dying to hear the pod this week five stars okay, five stars forty threeest or what phone call?

Whitney forty threeest?

Okay, agreed?

Anytime we can look on Jeremy's age is okay.

Well, we loved your thing, Courtney, are but we the winner this week and you're gonna get a copy of the book.

Email us, we'll send public.

We'll send books to both.

Okay, both of you guys are going to get books.

Email us brook Ab email us Courtney are from Buffalo.

You both will be getting reviews of the and you'll be getting the book.

Isn't it romale?

Freaking house freaking romantic?

And that will be okay.

So now we have a post of the week where you're gonna get.

Now, you got your.

Sleep crown, I got my sleep ground.

Tell us about it.

Falling in love?

You know, I do love it.

Tell me everything.

I always used to put a T shirt over my eyes when I slept, yes, and this is this is still looks yes.

It still looks yes.

And when it slides off your face and you just kind of cuddle it, you go, that's not bad either.

I love when it is, like if I've had a really rough night sleep and the sun is starting to come in the window and I was like, I don't want this sun there.

Yeah, and I stick that on my face.

It's and I am blacked out.

I am travel with it.

I use it as a would be.

But then when I do when my when my sleep mask has gone away, when I jam it on my face, I'm like a hotel room.

In between that and my mitten forget it, forget it.

Okay, Okay, here we go.

Here are this is to if you want your the longest podcast.

I'm so sorry.

We got hot, you guys, we got hot and was covered.

We also had it's a penultimate episode.

We also I went to the r and we went to New York.

Sorry for the length, everyone, Thank you for your time, Thank you for your service, Thank you all for your service.

Okay, here we go.

I'll read the emails next week.

Okay, here we go.

Here's our review.

Here's in the running for the post of the week.

And you can do at hosey A H O S S and I E h h h and you could do it.

You can d M r on uh you get it.

You guys, get it.

Do it?

Okay hash Okay, okay, we have to here.

Okay, So we have two in the running.

I don't know who it's from, but I will okap from Kim Love's Chips.

Okay, chips, I also love chips.

We have two.

Kathy going head on towards certain danger arm with nothing but a handheld bug zapper is honestly the most relatable the show has ever been, A close to second being Kat's unhinged panic attack over the plague of locusts that descended upon the camp.

Agreed, I gree to agree.

We also have Keith is losing it because he's been away from his kids for two weeks.

I'm not saying that I want a two week vacation away from my kids, but I'm not not saying that I wanted to weak vacation away for my kids either.

Relatable.

We like that.

Okay, so then we have missus right, a girl without a cat.

The chiron said big stick energy when Jeremy was holding that stick.

Why didn't say micro being energy when Jonathan was holding that tzweansy hammer.

The left some money on the table.

Pretty good, Cat's pretty good.

This is from Rachel Delanne.

I don't think there were any flies.

I think Kat just want an excuse to smack Dale.

Oh can I just say in the very beginning opening, yeah, did you have a thing when you did the live show where you would like slap a person.

With the tortilla and then they were doing it open?

Yeah, Yeah they did it, and they do it to Jonathan.

People hate Jathy it all right?

Those are the three, Those are the four that are in the running.

This week, I'm going to say micro peen and kids vacation.

Sure, Okay, great, So we have down to Kim Love's chips at KP Keith losing it because he's been away for his kids for two weeks.

I'm not saying that I wanted to weak vacation away from my kids.

But I'm not not saying that I wanted to vacation away from my kids or missus ride a Girl without Attack.

The Kyrents saying big streak energy when Jeremy was holding that stick.

Why didn't say micro peen energy when all of them was holding that TCVC hammer.

Okay, kids vacation or micropeane, I'm micro peening micro I mean you can't go wrong with that.

You win, Missus RD Girl without Attack.

Email us your mailing address at Rosepodcasts at gmail dot com.

You guys, I'm so sorry it took so long.

I was up so late, but guess what.

I'm back.

I have glitter on my face and thank you for lipstick and say lipstics, thank you for service.

What would you like to promote?

What would you like to promote?

What's your what's your lea Boo boo account La boo Boo Travel Travel Boo Boo Travel Adventures, La Boo Boo Travel Adventures.

She's about to go to Toronto.

That's fun.

She's gonna go to New York.

Is she your top la boo boo.

No, Okay, I have different ones for different purses.

Okay, this one I just think looks nice with the brown.

You're a very good packer.

Two.

I know that I am a great packer.

Teach a class I would love.

I feel like we need to have Brendan and Bill teach bachelor like like bachelor school people on stage, and then I teach how to get cast in a reality And then I think we need you to do a packing segment where we have somebody bring somebody has a trip, they bring the contents of the Words Ofbe that they want, and you help them sort it out and fold it.

I mean, it's a joke.

My husband brings like, he'll pack a suitcase and I go, okay, give it to me, and I unpack it, put it back together, and I go, all right, you got half a suitcase left to add.

And it's the same amount of stuff.

Yeah.

Yeah, I just read listen.

I utilize every space possible.

Are you folded in cubes.

Imari condo depends on what it is.

I mean, you got underwear, you gotta put it inside a shoe.

You got tons of room, lots of places to put stuff.

Okay, great, you guys, thank you.

I'm sorry it went on so long.

I also want to say, think about Love Island next summer.

Boy.

Look, I'm just saying that we could do once a week.

I'm saying that I'm down to do it.

I'm going to do it.

It is the only issue.

The issue is the time commitment every day.

It's the problem of watching it five days a week.

It's not doing the podcast, it's having to watch it five days.

Watch the show so that I want to I understand.

Look you about Love is Blind you guy, It's only it's not.

I think we need like a weekly thing.

And I know what the kids are watching.

The kids are that's what they're watching.

Look, you got to go with the times.

Does that mean everyone has peacock?

Yes, I do.

I watched.

But we could also we could set rules of where where we get some diehards in who watch everyone.

But then we could assign an episode for somebody to come to.

We can tell you think we have to watch the show to know if though I'm going to watch, I'm gonna watch it, watch it okay, And I feel like there's a lot of people that watch, and then we could also be like if somebody wants to come and just talk, like you can watch the recap in one episode.

If somebody doesn't want to commit.

I just think unfortunately, we got to go with the times, and I think that's what people are doing next summer.

Well.

I think it'll also be interesting if the ratings are bad for this and if they get rid of it.

I want to know what ABC is go.

I just what's gonna happen with Golden something.

But since they filmed with that piece of shit, they filmed with him and they're passing, people say like literally boycott Golden Patch.

So that's where I'm just really, I just want to get ahead of the game now because I love doing it, and that's what is a smart girl.

I Unfortunately, that's what's in the zeitguys, So I'm down to do it.

Whoever's with me, Great, you don't have to watch every episode.

I'm just saying you don't have to watch every episode, and I can give you the recaps and then I think, I unfortunately that's the reality of what people are watching.

But there might even be something new.

But look, I I would be thrilled if it was something else.

Like if I'm filming Burt again next summer, There's no way I can watch fifteen hours.

I can't do it.

So like I'm just I don't know.

I'm just saying I told you I have I think I spend like seven days and I made it through half the first episode.

I'm just saying I don't know.

I'm just throwing it out there that I'm willing to put it into the franchise because it's the reality of what people are talking about, because I don't want to say it in advance because I don't want the podcast to die and if this franchise dies, so I want to warn people in advance.

So I'm thinking of doing that.

Smart Okay it okay, until next time.

What do you want to promote?

Oh?

I think we know.

Yeah, of course, I've got.

Danky del mar Ma called Danky del mar Oh my god, where can people get it?

And when does it drop?

It drops in the next few weeks, So where.

Can people find you on Instagram?

So they know how to forget it?

Paul d A n k E.

Can you make a Danky del mar?

If not, I probably will.

Yeah, an Instagram account.

Stanky Danky needs to be the title track, right, Yeah, sanky dank a bramek.

Okay, what do you want to promo?

O?

Katie?

As always, Please adopt or foster from your local shelter if you're in LA.

Three organizations I want to shout out a Shy Club, Rescue Foster South LA and Dog Coalition.

They're all run by really great people who really know the dogs and they can help set you up.

Whether you want adopt or foster with a dog, they will fit your life.

Though.

I want to say, there's a lot of kittens right now and there's nothing more fun than a cat.

Yeah, except for a dog, and so they're equal.

They're equal.

Just adopt an animal.

I saw bunny in the park the other day.

They're adorable.

Yeah, we have a me too, lots of different animals.

Okay, until next time.

I've taken enough of your time, and I thank you.

I got hot and I've lost perspective.

Thank you so much until next bye?

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