Welcome to Will You Accept This Rose, a production of iHeartRadio.

I feel like watching this.

I'm completely now.

I'm excited to have our people's printshells back because I'm feeling disenchanted with our leading okay, and I like that you defend him.

I'm feeling strong media.

I was liking him for a while and he's lost me.

Hello, and welcome to a very special women tell all episode of Will Accept the Stores.

My name is arda Marine, coming to you from the sauna that is my bougie garage.

I always said, you know if I did.

I grew up in New England and I moved to Los Angeles, and I remember I used to get seasonal depression every Labor day when I knew back East it was getting crispy, and here you're basically get torched on fire every other day until Halloween, and it's happening again.

Now I'm in I'm in a bright orange.

And when I went on to see really with my Rhode Island accent, I want to say, I'm in a bright orange.

Had a write dress ready.

It's my pre Halloween look, but a fun pink flare, a little fun pink underflare.

But I know that's a sneaker.

It's a sneaker.

It's a sneaker juicer.

I'm so hot that.

And I have my corduroy Dodgers hat, and I think and my my sea hair.

I I'm the Mermaid of the reservoir.

I think I'm going to last one segment for an outfit change.

But we'll get maybe some cute content early on.

I have to have to now, I'm going to just go counterclockwise to my right.

Is a woman?

I touched your Can I be a creep?

Can say I touched your arm?

Your skin is so soft?

Oh?

Thank you?

What loation do you use?

Luber dirt?

Okay?

I've just discovered Brazilian bub bum cream?

And is that now?

Okay?

I always thought it was like a I thought it was like a marketing scam.

Somebody gave me like a tester of it.

Girl, Is that the one that attracts spiders?

There's like a cream that was like really popular and it would attract wolf spiders.

You're afraid of spiders.

It's like saying It's like saying bloody Mary three times.

All of a sudden, I have not been attacked by a wolf spider yet.

Maybe tonight, anything's possible tonight tonight that all hollows eve eve, I was mischief sold Stationero's Delicia drenched body butter.

Everyone to say would attract wolf spiders?

Well, I don't even know what a wolf.

Want to it's not a great I'm envisioning something, really, I mean, where do they come from?

Do they just like like, are they in our bed?

Like how they like they've been waiting till you put the lube on and then they're gonna.

Come eat your smell.

I don't know.

I'm not the one, so it doesn't matter.

You're fine.

I've never even heard the phrase wolf and spider together, and I hope to never I hope to never hear.

No, no, I didn't.

I don't know.

That's no fun.

I feel like I envisioned exactly.

The same like I just had.

I'm at a wolf and it was really cute.

All of this to me happened because I touched your arm and it was look at your now, look at your on you?

I love my love?

Yes, you know, it's nothing better for an audio podcast.

Everyone lately also it was like, wait, you're not on YouTube.

You don't have the whole thing on YouTube.

No, I do not.

It's true.

Some of the kids are mad at me.

The kids are I think it is time.

I think it's question.

Let me ask if I paid it out of pocket to have Sergio edit it, would you watch it?

And do you think you would expand the footprint?

It would, It would expand the foot print.

I also don't think you need to edit it.

Some that I watch it's almost like the YouTube is like unedited issue.

So the edits are very you know, cut it when you go to commercial and then just do the whole thing.

I mean, sometimes we talk shit and we cut that out.

Oh yeah, I gotta cut that.

Okay, all right, but okay, all right.

So you're saying you think it would really expand the footprint.

Yes, okay, all right, all right, Sergio, what is it going to cost me?

That's what I'm asking.

Send the quote, all.

Right, Send me the quote and I'll decide.

I'll decide.

I'll think about it.

Yes, I think people want to say it.

You you agree, I agree?

And I think more clips, yeah, I think you could definitely pull more clips per week.

Okay, you could be dropping a different clip a day, like five clips.

That would be out of pocket.

That would be out of pocket.

Well, I don't know how I understand what you're saying.

Yeah, I you I think in terms of like the footprint and generating money, like monetizing the YouTube page.

Ideally, you know, you just discovery it, gets it gets to pay for itself.

Okay, and you test it.

You do a couple for three months.

If you don't see any change, then you pivot back to something else.

We pivot.

Yeah, okay, you know what.

You don't want to get left behind?

You really don't.

Okay.

But the person talking to me, this soft Angel that started our Wolf Spider Slash Future talk, because this is what we're doing is all Halloween.

It's our Halloween Wolf Spider episode.

You know her from the smith Sisters Live Deep Die podcast and radio show.

Yes, Rachel Smith of the Smiths Oh my god, will you be dancing with me on my dance.

Floor always and forever?

I can?

Do?

You wanna?

Are you as obsessed with my DJ Jacob as everybody else is?

I love Jacob.

The tunes are always popping.

Yeah, dance floor is always hot.

Times I find myself dancing by myself.

Oh no, you're never by yourself because there's always one person, and I'll tell you who it is.

It presents as the most social butterfly, but do you have slight social anxiety?

So if I just stand in the dancer, I know everyone's okay.

I'm not going to talk to any of you.

But people will dance.

People come dance to me, and that you know where to find me.

It's on the special with your special cup.

I've got my disco ball cop, I've got my special cup, and I will scream for you from the window.

I very rarely will leave the dance floor, which I love, and I will not talk to one person.

Don't have to.

I'll smoke one Marlborough light and go on a z pat.

Oh yeah, but I will keep one on lit in my mouth all night.

It will be unlit in my mouth all night.

I love it.

That's cool.

And people will think that I'm hammered.

And I'm not.

I'm not.

I'm not.

I'm just anxious and having a great time.

Yes, it's like anxious and happy, like excited.

I I'm excited, but I can't talk to you because if I talked to you, then I'll get worried about you, and I can't.

Don't worry about us that, and you have to dress up this year.

I no, fucking no, you gotta have a look to get in this year.

Okay, I love It's.

Got to be an outfit.

It's not just any old ship.

I want outfits.

I love that because I found that the pandemic, people got depressed and when you should be celebrating.

They were like, I'm just crawling in here.

I'm hanging on by a thread.

Guess what, Mitch put a dress on?

Work to put turn up fit?

Who are you wearing?

Honey called the press?

I need a carpet.

I'm going to make up step and repeat the cardboard.

I like the idea of the messages that people could leave an audio message.

That was a bad idea that you just.

Have to me that I'm going to do that.

I want to do that, just leaving a little I like that.

That was such a great idea.

That is a great idea.

That was you s I do, wasn't it?

And it was just it was Evan, How great were in?

Yes?

That was my birthday, my birthday boyfriend Jazz because she said she's gonna come back.

Aren't they a cool?

Yeah?

They were?

So I met her?

You met San Diago.

She was fabulous.

She's fabulous, she's a good time and Evan's king.

I love Evan.

I could sell.

I was like being this guy, we get along good.

He's funny, he's a funny hunt He's funny.

Smart, he's funny.

I was like, smart, and they're the cool sexy high school couple.

Speaking of cool sexy high school couples, I mean, did you feel competitive that there was another one on the black or did you feel seen?

I felt I felt seen, I was I felt good.

I loved it.

Well.

By the way, you're looking good, You've got your summer ware, your dog days of summer.

When are you coming up?

Magnum p I who are going to be tomorrow?

Who am I going to be tomorrow?

Okay, all right, I'm taking inspiration from my son.

He had a great costume of years ago where he was he just up as our dog, dressed up as a ninja.

Wow.

I was like, this is the next level of Halloween costumes, Like a costume in a.

Costume the sun as the dog is a ninja.

So I'm gonna be I'm gonna be a dog.

I'm gonna I'm going to be a road dog.

Yeah, a dog like a stand up, like a cheesy stand up.

Now like a motorcycle riding dog.

Love it.

And then going to be like a stand up that's always on the road.

Well see that that's the other interpretation.

But when you see me, it's gonna be, no doubt a road dog, right, Yeah.

He wrote, you also know him as Danky del Mar Honey, rookie of the year.

Can I tell you what a great job.

I'm not going to talk about any other rookies.

I wanted to say.

You're very up there.

You're a You're a Hall of Fame rookie.

You really are.

It means the world to me.

I mean truly, I can't believe we didn't have you last year.

I don't know what we were thinking.

I literally don't know what Also with us is uh, I'm gonna say a momager.

She brought her son here.

He's my lawyer.

His name is Rufus.

He's a great Dane.

He we are in matching Orange Necretus.

And when I have my YouTube page.

People will be able to see.

You'll be able to see when we're on YouTube.

Because I've got my wrists slapped about this.

I got a thing.

It was I didn't understand it was a disgusted twenty five year old and an adult man.

It was a grown ass man and a disgusted twenty five year old.

We were both like, wait, they could.

They didn't care that we'd done five hundred episodes.

They didn't care that we've been on iHeart.

They didn't care that we toured and sold a They were like, what the fuck is wrong?

Like like it was a non starter of a conversation.

It didn't even count as a podcast.

Well, let me let me put this to you in reality production terms.

Pleeze King, you gotta put the cookies in the window.

You're the cookie.

I am the cookie.

You're a cutie pie.

I am a cutie pie.

You should be a cutie pipe forward.

Yes you mean, oh, you mean the visual?

The visual?

Okay, put the cookie.

In the cute guests on every time.

You're right, When people see the little picture, it's.

So doesn't it's cute?

Yes?

But do you want to see him?

I want I want to see him in action and I want to see more of.

That, Okay, to see how beautiful you're spotted.

Thank you so much.

And this is a ma Manger to the stars and I'm not talking about Mamager on Golden Bachelor of the Twins.

I'm not talking about a Ma meger of with incredible new face that I saw dancing with the Stars, which I'm trying to get on, ladies, and I'm trying to get on it.

Ladies.

Oh you didn't know that.

Of course she knows I want to be on.

I want to Okay, I'll say we'll talk after.

I want to do it.

Ladies and gentlemen, I did see Chris Jenner in person.

Oh, chef's kiss of the work.

She's incredible, and she's with the Alec Baldwin, a star combination.

Who's now Hilaria incredible starter, Ladies and gentlemen, your friend, my friend, our friend, the People's Princess of the podcast winning.

You know, we discussed how excited our listener was that she She replied in an email, I can't believe I get the Audrey's new book and an email from the People's Princess, she was Starshocks Starstrecks.

When you go in and change, could I happen to borrow a T shirt?

Yes, yes, yes, yes, I'll bring you a little Compton T shirt.

Okay, you're gonna love it.

You're gonna love it.

Okay, guess what how are you today, Whitney.

I'm hot, You're hot, You're hot.

Rufus wasn't feeling well, so he's not in his little dog park today, so he's here with us.

No, we love it when Rufus comes, he's he's the you know what, we we're a very animal friendly podcast.

There's a cat I'm trying to get adopted named rain Drop.

And rain Drop they found out in the ring nobody would pass stuff for this cat, and rain Drop they couldn't figure out what was wrong with it.

They thought she had a hole in the roof of her mouth, and it turned out she had a chicken bone stuck in the roof because she'd eat and they thought she ate it from gar garbage and she was having trouble eating and couldn't keep it.

So they got the chicken bone now and now she's a little cuddlep on playmate she and she's looking for a home.

Do you want to adopt rain Drop?

No, I'm sorry that that story really turned my stomach.

Bone.

I'm going rain Drop.

He looks sick.

That's not gonna be sick.

He's gonna see rain Drop, and he's gonna go get he wants.

You want to see another picture of a wolf spider instead, so long.

As it's mouth isn't being paled.

Can you watch rain Drop while I just watched?

Okay, okay, you can turn it down also with us.

Look at rain Drop.

You tell me you don't want that cat?

Okay?

This cat is a is adorable, absolutely adoran.

Is this preer post chicken bone?

Pre chicken bone?

All I can think about is you're gonna see the chicken bone?

Keep watching.

No, I don't like I don't like knives in movies.

Keep watching.

I don't like to see people getting back, but just like being poked with stuff for whatever.

Push a healthy risk.

But I have to adopt her rain Drop.

He has children and dogs, but he's been getting shot.

He's been getting shot.

You'll get a cat.

I have been getting shots.

This is the true story.

It is.

I do allergic.

I'm allergic game.

So I've been getting allergy shots for a few years now to get rain drops.

So I could get a cat.

Because my daughter was like obsessed with cats, and it shows out my daughter is so allergic to cats, like insanely allergic to cats.

So she has to get shots.

Wowroad between you and rain drops?

All right, well somebody else, somebody else has to adopt rain drops.

Beautiful dm me because raindrop is now a snuggle one and it's just like a cat under an umbrella.

Okay.

Also also with us as as a lover of animals, she's not she's grossed out by wolf spiders, but she's not grossed up by rain drop.

But she's allergic ladies and general allergic.

I am allergic.

But why why don't you have a cat?

I grew up with cats, but I have dogs.

I just like dogs.

Do you want rain drop?

No?

Zoe would chase it?

Okay, okay, okay, okay, ydo agree.

Listen, Doctor Brannana is off being fancy in New York City.

How are you today, Doctor kt Money, Kat Money Levine?

How are you good?

Are you?

Yeah?

That's fun?

Yeah?

Why do you say?

I don't know.

I'm excited.

I was excited for some hot goss.

Yeah you're good.

Good, Yeah, that's fun.

I like that.

Okay, cool, all right, so I'm good too, guys.

I'm good to the music.

The musical was coming along, the musical things are happening.

I've been taking my voice lessons.

I'm getting myself friended.

You can't write yourself a musical and then like eat ship when it's go time.

I've been getting myself I've been now, I'm in training.

Now I'm going to regionals with the voice.

How's the dancing dancing?

I've been to children.

I've been doing well the dancing.

I'm getting better and they the children keep telling my coach that they're proud of me for joining.

And and I've I've been going back to Millennium a bunch of taking some privates.

So I want my peers seen.

What's uh the Brad and Angelina daughter.

She's incredible.

She's a dancer there.

I've been seeing her there or she's where she's like trained, Well, she's incredible.

I'm not.

I mean I would be starstruck, obviously, but no, I would like my peers and by that, I mean my eight year old colleagues to come cheer for me when I'm on Dancing with the Stars in my package and my package.

Okay here we are, guys, women tell all.

And we found out that Diane is in Hawaii for a few weeks because she was the biggest star that ever came out of the dance.

Diane.

Yeah, that reschedule the goddamn excuse my language, that's crazy, Diane.

I mean we were there to see Diane.

Yeah, they're like, oh, let's do an Avengers movie.

No Hulk.

Why?

Yeah, it's why Diane got too big for the show.

Diane even rewatching Diane, I felt my heart like, believe in magic again.

I'm such a But don't you feel like it's such a flat said?

She's like, I got my I.

Was gonna say, she said, I don't need that show.

I don't at all.

I don't want that show.

I don't need to be there.

I'm not asking my son to change his wedding date.

I don't care.

You were lucky to have a hang with me for like two days.

I'm Diane.

I'm Diane.

Leave me alone.

But if there was, I mean, how many how many times would they have cut away to.

Diane W W D D?

What would Diane do?

What would she have worn?

I bet she looks great.

She would have looked incredible.

Would her hair have been shorter and like tougher or a little looser.

And she would she had big ear rings on?

She would what she would have definitely had a jewel tone top.

Do you think maybe a fun sweater she's an autumn.

Do you think that she's definitely an autumn.

Do you think she would have gone shorter and tighter or like slightly like looser.

It'll be exactly the same as it was.

You know what she is.

She's stick with your brand and b S's candy.

You know what I mean.

You know who you are.

You're Seas Candy.

We're not branching out.

We're not making fun new flavors, not making milkshakes.

No, We're Seas Candy.

We do one thing, we do it well.

And if you like us, you buy one box a year.

Yes, and you gotta come to California together.

Always in the airport, Always in the airport.

You just did it the other when I had to go visit some friends.

I was.

I was in the airport and I saw and I was like texted them, that's you need to have some Seas They were like.

Oh my god, what I'm saying, Diana sees candies.

You don't want it to go audide analogy.

Thank you, because because you want to know tried and true.

I want my Seas Candies.

I'm gonna get my seas candies.

I want my Diana.

I want my dam with her sensible crop top and like a bell ear ring.

Yes, you know who was glad she wasn't there.

Mel Owens, Oh my god, he.

Don't b brother breathed a sigh of relief.

He's like he memorized all his line.

He was like, I wasn't ready for Diane, dude.

I felt like the women all had media training.

Oh well, Nicole did Nicole?

Nicole a nightmare suit, fucking Elwood suit her Elwood to being a martyr having to be held I.

Will learn, I will be, I will do, I will think.

You like she's Jackie Kennedy and her paint having to have two being held up like as her husband her president just got shot in front of her, just like help, she's gonna tip over.

She she is a wild card villainy and she tried to redeem herself in such a epically tears it made me like Freddy Freeman's gal Less.

Also, yeah, when when when she was like defending her and I'm like, you're just doing because Carol wants to be bad.

She's like, we're not bullying here.

It's like okay, Carol, we know you left to become the bachelorette.

You were on to Carroll.

I told you were.

And now Freddy Freeman's had his giant moment in the Sun, I.

Know, and she got and more extensions put in.

Yes, looked a lot.

It was when they cut to the family.

I saw her at the Dodger game.

I was like, oh, really saw her?

Can we say who you were next to last night?

Or not sure because I wasn't with him?

Hey, can you guys?

You guys, I know you might be too young for this.

Once upon a time there was a crew called the Pussy Posse.

Do you know you've never had.

I've never heard.

Okay, it was when Titanic came out.

The King at the Pussy Posse was Leo peaked Titanic and he went on a pussy tour pre internet around the world where he was just fucking everybody.

Well, no, it's he and his buddies always inseparable and they still are.

But it took off, so okay, So here's the Pussy Posse.

We have kings Leo competitive with Leo because he was in the running.

Was our little king Spider Man.

Uh, what's Toby maguire.

Then we have uh, what's his name from Gemstones Lucas has We've got Blaine, the David Blaine Magician.

We also have Kevin Kevin Kevin from Entourage.

Basically what Entourage is kind of based on was this group of dudes.

But they would go they would play poker, party and fuck and they called themselves the pussy Pots.

They did not call they were New York Magazine, and the magazine entitled them.

The pussy Posse.

And they were like kind of a nightmare and like they would do pranks and they and they like fucked around.

We were just like it was pre having cell phones and and all that kind of stuff.

So how did everyone know what was happening New York tabloid?

It was the big tabloid era, of course.

Yeah, but it was just like great question.

There was a lot of smoke signals of like like of like Gonnerhea flying up.

It was a page six article back in the yeah page you know page scene with like our group of friends and yeah, yeah, I was seated next to all of the last night at the Dodge Doctor game they were in.

They were in this Leo who was it Leo Toby who was there.

No, Toby wasn't there.

It was, yeah, he was.

You know who was with them?

Which I was like, what a random one that I'm going to know.

Peter Billingsley, who is the little kid from a Christmas story his best friend is I know, actually directed the film Couple's Retreat.

So anyway, I was like Peter.

There was definitely some people there that I recognized that I knew them, but I couldn't place my finger.

Aged so so we have ourselves.

We have It was Leo Lucas, Dieter.

Heaven.

It could have been David Blaine that was there.

And then uh there was that one actor that was on Shades of Blue with that he was part of the posse as well.

He was on it was an NBC show with Jal and then and like two other guys.

Again I'm sure I recognize, but I don't.

Itn't that fun?

You learn a history a schooled you gonna love.

You need to read the article could It's a great article.

It was iconic.

I also the fact that they all still hang out.

They're probably they.

Have like poker games, but like Toby and Leo, Toby was very competitive.

According to the press.

Well let's also just say Toby's the one out of the group who got married.

All the rest of them did it.

So or not.

They might have girlfriends or whatever, but they they just always travel with where and they go and like and if Leo's going to a fight, they all just roll with him.

And if they're going to Vegas, they all roll together and like, I'll see him in can.

I'll tell you tomorrow.

Off, I'll tell you more.

Off.

Oh I got stuff to tell you.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, that my mind is blown.

Oh no, they were dirty dum.

I love it.

I mean, I've got a posse.

But they can't get laid to say, they're a lot of them are not married.

Still, I love these guys.

You are the all stand ups.

Yes, mostly yes.

And they can't get laid.

Well, no, that's I'm I'm using a bit of hyperbole.

But you know they're not.

We were never you were pulling them in like those.

Boys, you know.

But you've been with your gal.

I've been with my gal.

So I'm you know, I feel like I feel like a lot of times I'm used as a bit of a deflection.

You're the wing man.

You're the wing man guy that like is like an anchor of wholesome virtue.

You're safe, You're the safe one.

Yeah, it's like I don't like being used as a shield.

And some guys I recognize that are really gained like that, and I don't.

I don't hang out with us like that.

I like that.

Okay, well neither just Diane and that's why she's not there like that transition, thank you.

So then we have Jerry got the first impression Rose and she's still she and uh and she's still glowing from that was I don't know.

I mean, she was nice to be seen.

Do you think they all want to be on Paradise and that's why they're doing now that they were all auditioning same now that Paradise is like, dude, I love Kathy, but I think we've seen it, and we've seen Kathy it it's too much.

I was happy to see Chris Jenner's Chris.

She looked good, her hair was done differently.

She looked good.

Yeah, but I felt like Kathy, it's enough when you've been to Paradise.

Katie Money, give me your thoughts on just the overall show last night.

I mean, I'll be honest, I was a little bored.

I fell asleep.

It was boring.

It was hard for me to write this down.

I'm not gonna lie.

I was looking forward to us talking about a lot of other things.

Yes, that's the beautiful What did I text you?

What are we talking about?

Looking at my phone on alley Because you're taking the hit on this one.

You can come back for the finale?

Yeah, yeah, why don you're a soldier, Yeah, you're a soldier.

I didn't because again, we scheduled this weeks ago.

We didn't know that you were going to get the bomb episode.

To me, I'm like, I at least wanted some I liked the the piling on of Michelle.

I liked the piling on of her.

But when it stopped, it was like, okay, is that really what we're going to do?

She was the tearful one.

She I'm just like, I'm not.

Mel wasn't really saying anything.

The joke about his shoes, I'm like this, this is so stale.

The idea about his the size of his feet.

I don't want to know that Mel has a giant ol schlong.

Like, here's what you didn't see from the roast.

I'm like, no, why are we seeing more from this comedian.

Yeah, he getting this.

He made a deal with it.

I mean literally, I'm like, because it's so boring.

I think they realized they blew it because they kept this guy that fired his mouth off, who sucks, who is not curious remotely and is he's checked out and he might be a boring season.

He's he's a boring guy who's checked out.

The women were great, they were great, but they're.

So sure that I feel like we barely have gotten into I don't even matter.

Being like forty minutes long.

I was like, are we not doing super sized episodes anymore?

Literally, Like the problem is, I think even if we had a longer season, when there's no kindling to start the wood, when the lead is such a checked out, entitled drip, you're not gonna have it doesn't matter.

If the women have nobody to bounce off, you're doing like improv in a vacuum.

Yeah.

I was thinking about I think on one of the other podcast, one of the other episodes of this podcast, like somebody said, like, when people show you who they are, right, so we learned who he was, and I would think that I'm just shocked that ABC at that moment wasn't like we can't change him, and it's the fact that they then had to do.

I mean, it looks like he's going to propose at the end.

I don't think.

I don't think it.

But he was like, I don't have giving him.

The benefit of the doubt until's daughters were talking to him and oh my god, what do you like about my mom?

Great?

Yeah?

I was just like, are they editing it this way?

The daughter is really that much.

Daughters were the king there.

Because they protect their leads, even when they've had the they edit to protect their protect That's why paradise is more fun because every there's everyone's fair game, but they protect their leads.

I think it was even worse than we saw.

I think that was the best.

This is the protected version, protecting to think that.

I also looked like he was like low.

He was getting upset with the daughters, as if to be like, why are you even talking to me?

When I think somebody else said it, But he he has two boys, like he doesn't know anything about young girls, Like he doesn't know about a young woman.

He doesn't He probably is like why are you even talking to me?

Like understand your kind yes, Yeah, I was like, he's just what it felt like.

He's like, we don't talk about emotions.

Yeah, I'm not going to tell you how I like.

By the way, Evan pointed out last week, he was married for twenty years, he's and they just got divorced.

So that means he married her when he was forty and she was twenty, just out of high school.

Yeah.

The math, it's like a seventeen year difference.

Just look at the math of that.

You look at the math young and it was when he was forty they got married.

Oh, so he really is not going to get engaged because he doesn't really want an older woman.

No, No, he does not want to be here.

He does not like any of it, he's said on the podcast, right, and.

He's also probably not used to ever having to work for a woman.

He just goes, oh, hey, I played in the NFL.

Yeah, man, I'm a lawyer live an Orange killing.

Oh my god, I didn't know this age gap about that.

Also, the wife just to me so such we haven't gotten any.

Apparently apparently apparently she's marrying a woman.

Now that's what somebody.

Good for her?

Iconic iconic.

I don't know if it's or not.

I'm like, something is a little katy quiet about her for them not really speaking.

He's just like, yeah, we got divorced.

That's fascinating.

She was like, well, I'm gay now.

Apparently she did say an interview where she was just like still like any future woman yesterday, She's like good luck.

Wow.

And he had to pay her almost a million dollars and that's like whatever, you know, I feel like he should pay more when you get divorced than twenty years And he's.

Like football, I think football paid a little differently twenty years ago.

And that was twenty years ago.

Wow.

Wow, Wow.

I love her with a woman.

But yeah, I like that storyline.

Wait, let's see, let's see what Let's just see who dm me.

Let's see if there was a link.

While you're doing that, I will say it.

Says, have you seen this story that says Mels X married a woman?

No?

Well, I will say I've, for some reason, over the past two weeks, taken a deep dive into the real house eye of Orange County, and all I'm thinking about is him in that dating pool.

Yeah, because it seems that everyone seems to date each other.

It's like a very small pool, and I was like, he would fit in so perfectly.

Yes, with those people, I feel him.

Joining, Like whoever he marries, if they it would be great if then they joined the spin off.

Yes, yeah, Orange County, Yes, I would love that.

Yeh.

Same.

You think he's going to marry any of these women?

And I think in you hear that he's dating a twenty five year old you know, indeed, maybe.

A thirty eight one of Cindy's daughters, thirty eight.

I think thirty eight would be too old.

I honestly think it would be too old.

Before I knew this about his ex wife, I think that I had been having feelings of him and Cindy kind of going the Claire Dale route where it's like or the Jojo Jordan route, where it's like you all maybe knew each other before, and this is just like you all because she's so deep in it with him and he really only seems to like her.

But now that you're telling me this about the age, he's not taking.

That's way off of this camera.

He's not listening to.

That's why he's so checked out.

He's tolerating having to fake kindness towards women that he thinks are disgusting.

Oh my god.

Yeah, by the way, might have been wrong.

I think it's a nineteen year age gap.

Yeah, it's twenty or so.

She was just out of college and he was forty.

Seeing several of her numbers.

By the way, that's like every actor in LA.

So none of this is surprised.

It's just it's for him to pretend to walk back the age comments when he clearly feels that way, then they also should have cast it that way.

Yeah, like, well you can't because you have to.

They had the certainty.

You don't bring a lead on who doesn't want over.

It just seems like a giant red.

Yeah, he told you.

He let us know immediately.

Who he was, and I really tried to stand up for him, but those daughters, I was like, this is awful off.

It was embarrassing, and I felt like the only one he said that he had any connection to was the one he he.

Caught he actually did.

And I actually disagree when she said because it did feel like because she wasn't married.

I didn't think it was that.

I just think I don't know what's going on in his head, because I'm shocked that the people are at my lawyer.

Look at my lawyer.

Hi, buddy, there's like a horse in the yard.

Buddy, Hi, are you talking about talking?

You?

But this is why you need the YouTube.

Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're right.

Just there's like a horse in the podcast studio.

We're miss he's not the size of a horse.

A deer.

There's a deer.

He's so cute.

It's like a little deer.

It's like bambies running around.

Should we take a quick break, get a picture of me with your lawyer, and get.

You a T shirt?

Thank you?

Oh bone Zone, Time for the bone Zone.

And we're back.

We were just saying about my cooking skills.

When you're a chef like I am, it's hard to be a world renowned chef.

Are you good or bad that you and Mariah should do a cooking show?

Lauren?

Lauren cannot believe she thinks like she thought I was exaggerating.

What did you make?

Oh?

Nothing, like she's I've just kept myself alive in front of Oh god, She's like, whall like you just girl dinner every night?

Yeah?

Yeah, give me give me a chop.

That's what I before I started cooking, I say I know how to chop.

That's it.

Oh, I don't even chop.

What do you make it?

Yeah?

I don't even want to talk.

I want to know.

We're like that.

Tell me, is it like popcorn?

No?

But I but sometimes no, I'll make like.

I've never seen.

Ashamed that I just I just I'm like, it's like a It's literally like a seven year old was like just is like trying to hide the fact that both their parents just never came back from the convenience story, like you should.

Like, I make almost the same thing for lunch every day, which is I like the superferm tofu and I mix it with like nutritional yeast and turmeric and onion patter some stuff, and I mix it and I saw heeya with spinach and then I have a vegan sausage patty because I'm just I just want to get like protein.

And then I have probably rice and beans and vegetables for dinner like four times.

Okay, that makes me feel you could just come up with something like that and be like, I have my rice and beans.

Okay, who cares as long as it feeds you.

I'm fed.

I like, say, I made my which I thought I was going to turn into a big internet sensation.

I wasn't, but during the pandemic when I made the coronavirus kitchen recipes Instagram account, it was my Instagram account.

You know, it's called read Tank.

I think it's called red Tank Recipes now.

But I will say it's actually the greatest thing ever because I'll say to my husband, what do you want for dinner?

And I'm just like, look at the posts and figure out what you want, and then I have the grocery list below, so then he'll run out by everything.

But everything that I've put on there is so simple to make.

I'll look, I literally feel panics.

I like, probably like that that that protein?

How do the taste?

Like maybe I feel like that's what you probably like eat that?

And I wish I mean I have I have in the past.

You can also like, I mean it's daunting at first, but it's like I just can't do you.

Can you feel over?

Feel Can you feel me going into a vortext right now?

Can you come up with something like the rice and beans meal?

Then you're like it's easy, okay.

Yeah, want me to come over and like just show you a couple of easy things.

You can't judge me when I'm cooking it.

I would never judge you for anything.

Okay, good.

I just don't know how to cook.

Doesn't matter.

I didn't know how to the first time I ever made it, it was absolutely disgusting.

I didn't know about the concept of seasoning.

Okay, okay, I mean it tastes like cardboard.

Okay, what are you cook?

I do not cook?

Okay, I can cook, we don't want to.

I am lazy.

Yeah, So my wife cooks, yeah, and my my do you guys sisters make fun of me because they always ask my son, what did mommy?

Okay, you but he doesn't.

But do you all sit at a table have dinner together every night?

No?

We do not, okay, And there are times I'm very picky about what I eat, Like if I have a taste for something, I have to have it.

My wife kind of like slop and I don't get down with slop.

Yeah.

My son, he's a four year old.

Ye, what do you want to be for Halloween?

He kind of had a similar moment as your son last year.

He was a pumpkin last year.

For weeks he's been saying he wants to be a pumpkin.

Again, sure, and then he said, I want to be a vampire pumpkin.

Yeah, you know what to choose, so he chose both.

I'm going to be twinker Bell.

I'm going to be a twink tinker Bell I love.

My name is Cody.

I'm fresh off the bus from Kansas.

I was starting lineup on my football team.

I'm also magical princess.

That's amazing, yeah, Brent, and sang herself.

I'm waking up at the crack of dawn tomorrow and going down to my niece and nephew because I can do hair really well.

My nephew wants to be Wolverine and he has like the hair for so which version I'm gonna have the And then my niece is going to be the K Pop demon Hunting, so I've got to do roomy love it.

I have to go and do the hair.

I want you to do my hair sometimes and do it in any in any style that you want.

I think we could do some fun beach waves with that long hair, right, I'm.

Obsessed with my hair.

Can I just say my hair?

My hair getting destroyed is the best.

Well, I also don't know how to do it, so it just sort of hangs.

I'll never not have an extension again.

My hair getting fried off was the best thing that ever happened to me.

I'm telling you you should do that.

You know that not I put in my hair because I can show you.

We don't have to talk about that.

I don't know what you're talking about because.

Your hair is so it's like mine.

I just make like a not in my hair.

Yeah, like that, and it makes such a great wave, like it's it's done.

We'll do it after, We'll do that after.

Okay, great, great, I mean I'm trying.

I've got a curling I was just so much hair that it's like, this is.

The easy way to do like beach waves.

Great, look at this.

We're full.

They give us a boring episode.

You gotta talk about beat Okay, all right, so here we are, We're back.

We have you know Nichols.

Nichols.

She was like, there was no strategy.

I was a trailblazer period.

I wanted to empower women.

And then Debbie was like, you did not empower us.

You dismissed us.

You were rude about the first season.

And then Kathy and Chris Jenner were like, fuck yeah, it's like and they're like, I was so disappointed you if I love when Debbie said, if you want to be an influencer, you're not going to be if nobody likes you.

Incredible fucking Carol shut it down.

Yeah, what was that was?

I think that was her.

I think that was Carol trying to move the conversation away from Nicole.

I think that was once a year.

Yeah, you have a real eye on Carol and her savvy games.

And I do because I love her.

I see what you see?

What's so good about her?

What do you love about her?

She's a boss, she is an actual She's a very intelligent person that is playing the damn game.

Yeah, and Nicole, the call is like.

He worked on Bridezilla's.

Remember that.

I remember you saying that.

Do you think that the towel moment during the people shoot was her pretending.

He did completely completely complete, one thousand percent?

So she kept saying what She's like, I'm shy, I'm.

Sure I'm naked.

If I just pulled on this, I would be naked in front of you.

Yeah, naked, imagine imagine think Yeah, it's yeah.

It's a question that I had.

So do you really think that they will chooser, just because she did the exact same exit that the that the one that they the bachelorette they chose the year before did like they both took themselves out of it, and I thought, oh, that'd be interesting if they do too in a row.

That's that made also maybe wonder if they told her to self eliminate because they wanted to keep her because they want to get to Freddy Freeman.

I still think, yeah, they want because she's pretty, and you can't.

I mean, they obviously can and they will and have, but having two blonde white women, that's like I thought the exact same thing, but I was like, surely they can't.

Yes, they will, they will, they will they bachelor, they will?

Who did they pick us a BA?

Right right?

That's right?

I mean that girls screams relationship issues, needs to be in therapy.

Yeah, and like has sex on the first stage.

She's going to be knocked up, and it's really going to be a game of like who knocked her up?

No?

No, not Taylor.

You love you love to us about to us about our lead.

She is troubled, she is deeply troubled.

She is in therapy, and I really want her to have a moment because she's actively also filming Mormon Wives right now.

Okay, I want the best for Taylor, and I want her to take a break from the dating I don't want.

I don't want her to jump into because at the end of the show is supposed to be an engagement.

Taylor is not ready for that.

Why because she has been married before, she has three kids.

She's actively in a tumultuous relationship with the baby daddy ex boyfriend.

So not the one that the cops on her, Yes, Dakota, Yes, so that's not the ex husband.

And she.

Correct and reason was like, they like did stuff next to.

Yeah, parallel play, that's different.

So was she with her husband in a room next to somebody else in yeah, in the city.

But but but it was the operator of the hands on her with her.

Husband, so what Yeah, So that's why when they said threesome and they were like Mormons had threesomes.

When they revealed what it was, I was like, that's not a threesome.

That's not a threesome.

That's a parallel play.

Yeah, so anyway I think that.

Yeah.

Also, I don't believe that's I mean fun go for you?

Yeah, Yeah, I just she's not.

She's not ready.

She's not ready.

She does not need she.

Does not There was no like even like kiss swapping of husbands or anything.

It was all parallel play.

I thought the girls kiss, but the husbands did not.

Kiss a girl.

Yeah, or each other or each other.

Now that's where I log in.

Yeah, that's where I play.

That's that's in.

God, you really helped us.

Yeah.

I want the best for her, So I want her to have a successful season, But I think that it is shark jumpy.

When is she gonna?

When is it?

Zactly what I said?

Okay, okay, you know.

I was just like, this is the season that they jump the shark completely.

Because they're capitalizing.

It's because they're capitalizing and it's not someone.

Yes, listen, she does want someone to fall in love with them.

Will I watch every moment out of just knowing having watched the Mormon Wise, I'm like, this girl really needs to like learn to love herself and realize that she doesn't need men's approval, and then she's going straight into like twenty men who are all going to be madly.

Like pretend in love with her.

And I just was like, it's always been so religious sort of secretly, but now it's like bachelorette the bachelor in general.

You have always sort of like had a little religious thing under Yeah, and then I thought, oh, this is going to be even more And is she really going to choose someone that isn't Mormon?

Like that seems crazy because every because she's a Mormon.

Why yes?

Yeah.

And my sister Lauren brought up a good point that Lytilla was so huge.

Uh, I know for bachelorette dude.

And freaking fracking Grant couldn't stand on business and say that he didn't want to be with her because she was Mormon, and now our bachelorette.

I mean it was Mormon charity put in the charity put in her, you know, like when you can put the little note in your like like when for the Instagram felt your bubble on your hers was like like just basically talk about double standards.

It's crazy.

Like so it's okay if it's a blonde girl, and like because she was so lovely, yes.

Beautiful Latina.

I love the franchise, but I hate the franchise the front office.

She is the bachelorette, Yeah, she is.

She is the bachelor.

Basically I feel like she gave them the idea, but they're never.

Gonna get us.

Yes, and maybe she didn't want it, and that's that's on her.

But she was so good.

But I'm like, she was teed up, so.

I know it should have been her.

It should have been but people would have.

Attacked her for her religion.

Taylor.

Yeah, she's already at least she has.

She's been through it enough.

And I feel like, but we know that she has premartal sex, which I feel like people would get behind.

Maybe because they couldn't only have But Letia came on and she was willing to be with Grant and he wasn't Mormon, but she also was like, I'm ready to get married.

Yeah, Taylor, that is not what she's been giving us.

Yeah, that's what her parents want, that's what her friends want, Her family wants that.

But she across socials, across shows, she is not saying I want to be with someone.

Yeah, that's not what we're getting.

Look at this.

This we're getting great.

This is great.

Do you feel seen?

Yeah?

I want to know what your thoughts are on the two that are on Dancing with the Stars.

I saw them, I saw them dance I think they can dance the dance.

I mean those huffs, those huffs, those huffs.

I think Jen has gone too soon.

I think that Whitney.

As Whitney said, Yeah, but here's the thing.

Talk to me.

She is devilish.

Yeah, she's a trying little sister said on our show this morning, if anyone knew her spirit, they would not be voting for her.

Agreed to agree.

And I saw some on Twitter say that they're going to post the video of her dancing in the hospital while her son was in the hospital room and have it offering from RSB while she's doing like a TikTok.

No, they were like, I'm posting this every day until she's voted off.

She cannot win.

She did not wait, she did like a little TikTok trend dance while her son was in that while she was like revealing why her infant son was in the hospital.

No, she's a bad agg she's a bad Whitney's she is a bad witness.

Ye, I've been in the hospital with an infant.

You don't want to dance, You ain't dancing, You ain't tiktoking.

No, I don't care how much money.

No one is sponsoring that video.

No, and also not only just your kid, the environment, No, in the and everyone is it's heavy, so heavy.

Yes, it's disrespectful to what everybody's going on.

That's crazy.

So for her to also be giggling when her co star colleague Jen gets voted off is wild to me.

And then Jen and her person went live on TikTok and they were like, yeah, don't.

They both were like, we're not voting for her.

Wow.

So the drama is because I was like, there's always the issue with Whitney on that show.

And then I was thinking too how she played it.

I know, we're but how her husband like clearly was auditioning to be on Dancing and she even said, oh, he should be on.

And I'm like the fact that you're so delirious yes to think that your husband could be on this show, and the fact that they're.

Still crazy, the fact that they're still making I mean.

Come on, it's we all see, we all see, we all see, we all see, we all see.

Get Whitney off of there, Get.

Her off of there.

We all the Mormons have taken my name and Whitney from city.

You're the only Whitney.

Then we went back to Jerry, all these people with their media training talking about the Mile High Club.

She was like, I was not there.

I am in my bi blow my scripture and I'm talking about the Mile High Club.

But I was like, they were like no.

Mom was like, no, it was your father, it was our honeymoon.

We were taught.

I'm like, what is that?

Can we just have a real person?

We can't.

Everyone goes through it and then gets a media trainer.

Yes, it's weird.

For the Goldens, it's weird.

It's weird.

Yeah, it's weird.

That bummed you out, like a bum me out.

It's so hot in here right now.

It just made it so clear, so hot.

Seeing which characters from the show they profiled, like like the one on one.

I was like, these are like the clear puzzle piece characters of the show.

Like she was this.

Character Robin Robin.

Yeah, she picked the fucking dumbest character to play.

Off, and that she didn't laugh at any of the stand ups.

Joe, you love that she didn't last.

I love it.

He was annoying me.

He wasn't that man at all, but his whole vibe to me, so I don't love it.

No, I was not enjoying any of that.

Agree to the fact that way to go back.

I'm sorry you're recapping a season, and let's break on the percentage of time in the forty five minute episode that you gave to re threading the second tier jokes, yes, and giving this time more time to talk.

I was like, this is like a solid ten percent of your recap show is involved with this comedium.

Yes, I don't know what is the point.

Il sucks and that it's so boring and that he was so disengaged with the women guy.

And as a progen, I'm looking at this going Okay, my audience is looking at this and they're continually asking who is he?

Yeah, I'm not putting this on.

I much rather show the women in the swimming pool.

Agree, I'm not showing him again and again again and give him a mic in the audience.

No, that was bizarre.

It's a bro move.

I thought thought they would have been much better served giving Jess preparing Jesse with better questions sim would create that sort of acknowledge some of the controversy and made them respond to it.

How did that make you feel?

Is too open ended?

It's not a good question.

It really felt like they love Mel, they're still protecting Mel.

And but the women it felt like that to them.

For me, it felt like they were why do they need.

To protect I think if they want to get on paradise.

Yeah, they're being good, which is bad TV.

It's bad.

Unfortunately they were.

They were like Devil's advocating everything, which is so annoying.

I wouldn't like to see true.

I mean, it could be sometimes they all fall under that spell of wanting that guy.

I mean usually you snap out of it when you leave.

But I also feel like so many of those women, it's spent the last twenty years not feelings, yeah, in relationships Yeah, and they are divorced and lost someone, and they they live their children's lives, and they have all been given the ability to like actually care about themselves and have some fun.

And they're getting people reaching out to them and dms and I'm sure that this is such a the experience has probably been so incredible for them, yeah, that they want to keep it going.

So let's play ball.

See myself doing something like that.

Yeah, yeah, so you're having an adventure.

Yeah, it's like you get to finally be yourself and have this ex Yeah, having an exciting adventure when you thought the rest of your life was just babysitting the grandkids.

Yeah right, yeah, I have to say, look at he had a great group of memory.

They so they had this dud lead that there was never gonna be kindling because he was never he was because he was like society dismissing them just because they were hot.

Terry the dentist and his seventies have been trill question.

Yes, she's a star.

Yeah, that's why I'm like, I would much rather have seen more of Terry and her puppet Terry.

I want more of that opening for Jeff Dunham on the carry Way too soon.

Yes, Terry is fucking funny.

Yes, Terry looks amazing, Terry still works.

Terry's hot.

By the way, Sondra and Andre the most beautiful seventy seven year olds I've.

Ever Andree anytime.

No, And she was gorgeous.

And then who was the woman with the braids who came out was so beautiful and she was like the model and she was like, I want to show you that there's life after six to Carla is so yes.

Because she was sitting behind uh what's her name behind Debbie, and I was like, someone's boobies are just peaking out.

Carla, Carla.

It was Carla, Carla, Carla is hot, all of those women.

I think it was again the people shoot where I was like, typically I can tell that the contestants on non Golden seasons that they're dressing themselves and they're doing their own makeup Golden.

I was like, they either have glam or these women got tutorials prior to because they're doing Yeah, I'm like, their hair looked good, great, they looked comfortable, they looked confident.

They finally had time to do their own that's true.

That's true.

They were like, I have like three days down days here and again I'm not taking care of the grandkids and having to carpool stuff.

I was like, they had time to actually apply.

I loved to uh oh, the one our sweet girl that just got the woman who just got cut from Colorado.

No, not Debbie.

Debbie when she was like I went right for the bay Watch look, and then the other people were like, no, you're the right, come on, that was hurtful.

I was like, those bitches, Yeah, that was I thought the producer.

Choice that you said that was unkind.

Yeah, oh you never got this, dear, Why don't you is condescending.

It's condescending.

And then the whole time they were like, she looks like a bride, he might as well get married.

Now it's like, yeah, I told her to wear the dress.

Yeah, you know what.

I actually didn't buy that that the other girls told her to dress up like the bride.

And to me, that seems like that moment would have been in the show because that's like pivotal.

Oh, I'm gonna just make the bailots, you should be the bride.

Wow, that's like a very I'm including that in the episode.

Yeah for sure.

So producer probably just told one of them to say it and then they said it.

Yeah for sure.

We're going to take a quick break and we'll be right back.

I don't know about you.

But things agetting so hot in here.

I think I got a take.

And we're back.

Okay, So I really I did I missed.

I wanted more terry then we have we have Debbie.

Debbie was sort of like I did like her, asking like, was it was it that I wasn't ever married with children?

And him very much so lying even if it wasn't the reason why he cut her, him saying I never thought about that.

I never want about.

I don't think he was thinking about that.

I don't think, honestly, to be real with him, I don't think he's thinking about any of them.

I think none of them are in the running.

How can you remember that she's the one that had never been married when.

He's not listening to anyone, he sucks.

He sucks.

The Debbie was fitness with Debbie, that she had been like a face forward performers, so to speak, for decades.

There's an element of like, that's probably why you haven't been married.

Like it's so intimidating to have this, like my body, I'm out there performer.

These guys are dated a guy who then, yes, that's who dated?

Who dated what was his name?

We got excited.

They dated what's his name?

Oh, Cindy dated.

The action star Chuck Norris.

Cindy dated Chuck Norris.

Yes, yes, yeah, we try to figure out when.

Okay, so then pre facelifter, I mean Cindy's Chuck Norris.

So then Alexandra, Alexandra goes, I have one question, will you introduce me to your friends like that?

And then she liked and that she wasn't using her vibrator on her ass.

And on her thigh.

I was like, we're getting a little too close.

ABC loves to dabble in sexuality and then they're like, okay, cut the camera.

It's like, can you gave her the vibrator?

The motocross gal Cheryl, I think her story freaked him out, and then he had they had proof of life of the sun there because the guy stole the baby.

They had proof of life of the sun.

You don't think that was all a ploy for her to be the bachelorette.

We've met her, like, why did we have to meet him?

And the grandkids?

Like, what's the great question?

She's very hot.

I mean I just think that would be none of us saw.

Yeah, and she was the only one who was very vocal and steadfast, like I love him.

Yeah, I am in love with her.

I'm in love with him, yes, mellow.

She plays the part every woman wants to be a princess.

Yeah, that's right.

I felt like a princess, the princess thing.

But I think from her it felt very earnest.

She believed her too.

But I just didn't understand of all the people why did we see her son?

I think she might be that she might be the bachelort.

That's a great question.

Yeah.

So then we find out they're going to Antigua.

Yeah, and it didn't occur to me.

It didn't occur to me until hometowns, where I was like, we've traveled nowhere.

Yeah.

Yeah, we didn't go to like the Nemicolon result.

They went to the Queen Mary.

They went to the used to go.

Somewhere, travel anywhere last year during Golden is either they did it.

I don't think so.

I don't think.

I don't think so.

Why is that just because it's so short.

I don't think so they did, Like they kept driving.

It was like, now we're in a diner.

I thought they took Joanes somewhere.

It might have been a helicopter.

Somebody might have gone to Vegas, the Vegas dates.

No, we get that.

I'm that tracked.

He does walk very slow, so maybe I like, I didn't.

Like PEG's impression of him walking.

I like Peg, he's not going to pick her.

Shocked that she got that far.

I mean, I love her and I think.

She's so fun, but I'm just I don't she's so great.

But I don't see him thinking her she's great, which also that I'm like, is there something about him?

I don't know that she is fun and great?

That's why it's that's the best thing about.

The best thing about him is that he's kept Peg.

Yeah, Peg and Cheryl went further than they should have this Orange County fake spiritual football players.

Yes, the spirituality is coming fake every episode, but left field every time.

I know, and it never lands anywhere, it never never reveals it's so.

I'm just very spiritual.

Yes, not with the Bible, just spiritual.

Yeah.

On the on the plane with his highlighted.

Book, what was that?

I don't what was if?

I loved the idea that it was him highlighting his own things.

But keeping Peg, to me is signaling that Cindy is the one because I'm like, he's keeping someone who is like I can just have fun with her, but she's never going to be the ring girl.

I'm never going to give you the ring I think Cindy is.

But what if he picks Peg, I will like him more.

I will too, He won't.

But I would be I would be like.

Huh, yeah, it would surprise me.

I hope.

I'm surprised.

I like Cyndy.

Yeah, I like Cindy.

I think they have a lot of fun together.

I think he's great gas fun.

Who Cindy or Peg?

I just think he and Peg together are adorable and he seems the most at ease, He likes.

The most with her because she's actually a good time Katie, what do you think?

I don't think he's gonna end up with.

Are you saying that, No, He's gonna have to choose somebody?

But I think Cindy, Yeah right, yeah, I don't know.

Yeah, and we're back.

What is Mischief Night?

So Mischief Night?

I guess this was huge in New Jersey.

But it is the night before Halloween and you go around and you like toilet paper people's houses.

And the fun thing is that like all the teenagers in town like oddly go and try and buy eggs because he also egg houses.

Oh that's fun, but it gets like crazy, Like one year, my dad woke up and like looked, and somebody puts sugar in his gas tank, which can like ruin a car.

So that might have been the person because we used to my dad used to drive around with me and we for the two weeks ahead of time.

We'd pick up all the four sale signs from people's houses in town.

And then my dad would say to me, who who is mean to you this week?

And so my god, and then we would go and put all of the realtor signs.

On that person.

Wow, how old were you?

Oh?

I was young, so fine.

I was like he had some funny moments.

Yeah, and then that's a great Dad would like to I would take like the you know, radio stations used to give out uh just like bumper stickers.

So I would like nobody in our town lists in the country, So I would get the country music station and then stick it on people's cars.

I mean there was a lot of stuff, but like the cops were like out all night, like searching.

But my dad used to love it.

So we would go out and like just toilet paper the streets and to be like dressed in black.

It was so it was so so so much fun.

And it was like Mischief Night was a big deal, called mischief Night, the night before Halloween.

Yeah.

Have you guys ever heard of mischief nights?

Only like in places I've heard it.

Sometimes it's called Devil's Night.

Yeah.

Fun, I mean, it was so fun.

I mean it was that's the thought, the real thing to wake up the morning and just have all four And we had some neighbors who had like weird things in the front of their lawn, and so my dad had found something in the house next door.

But it was like a like a crappy Christmas thing and he would like put it on their lawn because he thought it was funny to add with all the rest of them, and they really liked it.

And every year Christmas they brought.

Up a stopped out of the sky.

Wait what was it?

What did he was like a giant like Santa cardboard cut out that my dad just thought was funny to put on the collection.

How people adapt to mischief Night with like ring cameras.

Now, like we would, you know, I would just masked into an all girl high school.

And we decided to mischief Night our high school.

And so we just had like I mean full on all black with like pantyhose on our face.

But and did the whole thing.

Took a picture of ourselves in front of like but you can't really tell.

And then the next day at school it was like a huge thing, like who the hell did this to the school?

Yes, and they we never got caught.

And the funniest thing is we put that picture in the yearbook.

There was a girl that got expelled from our school because I remember she broke into the like academic building in high school and she jammed every toilet with sausages like calbossas and flushed all the toilets and then it flooded the whole floor.

And then there was like we had to carve plaques for our senior year, so any plaque that had a hole in it, she put sausages in calbossas all over a lot of it.

She did this by herself, by herself, and she flooded.

I don't know, but she got but she got kicked out for how much killed?

But how much?

That sounds like I can't even find.

That's amazing.

Isn't that fun?

Did she go on to be you know what?

I remember seeing her in New York and she wrote down her name and I'll tell you after her name, and she wrote on it like like our school was called Middlesex and she wrote MX connects, like she wanted to connect with me, and I was like MX connects with her phone number, and I just thought she was a senior when I was a freshman, and I just thought, I don't know that I want to be friends with you as an adult.

But you were a legend, legend, and you were the one that gymbossing girl.

You gim everything was like dick.

Anywhere for her.

That's fine, that's a lot.

What did somebody get expelled from your school for?

You know, I almost don't want to say, because it was he's in prison.

Okay, I have another that this girl, This girl, I knew she didn't get kicked out of school for this, but she went down to We must have been seventeen, because she wasn't.

So she went down to Atlantic City and decided to gamble, which she's underage four and she won just one big, like a huge, huge part.

What are we talking at the time, it was it was thousands, like good for her, but she got caught because she was under age, and then she had to go to gamblers.

Last girl.

I just thought it was so funny that she was like, did this one bad thing?

Like that?

She was just square and like and then to turn around and yeah, so she had.

Yeah, all right, Paul, what do you got?

I don't remember anybody getting expelled from our school.

We had a doctor that took a ship in every golf course.

Hall a doctor the bathrooms.

That's fus in that moment.

That's fun.

That's fun.

By the way, that.

Maybe maybe a.

Couple of maybe a couple holes, but it's got the aim.

But it was still a couple holes.

That's fine.

School and still that's fun.

That's a start.

Do you think they would weed those people?

No, No, they're all crazy.

That's fun, Katie.

What do you get from a town prank?

Nothing?

Like, I don't think there was anything that nothing, nothing that I can remember.

Oh wow, we got a lot.

Okay, that's fun.

That's when you're from the East Coast.

East Coast people are trash bags.

Trash bags, honey, because you know what East Coast people are a little like would you say about my cousin.

You know, there's a little bit of like there's a little bit of there's a there's a little bit of like the South, the vibe like okay, were just like yeah, he just kind of you think you're better than me.

Okay, well I'm gonna take a ship and you're like yeah, oh yeah, that's fine.

I mean that lighting the on like that happened in our town when people would like like bag like a bag.

Oh yeah, yeah, that's that kind of stuff would happen.

I mean we should definitely do nasty.

Oh yeah, it was fun.

I like the amount of time and effort it would get into, like and then the next day you pretend you're like four again, running around asking for candy from everything.

It's your favorite holiday.

I do love it.

I know you don't.

I like it because you don't have to give presents to anybody and you get to dress up and you just get candy.

Yeah.

I do enjoy that.

And I don't really like the I know everyone loves Thanksgiving food.

I don't.

I don't want to eat any of it, and it's.

Kind of very yeah, the only and I hate turkey.

So I'm okay that all of them die.

Asshole they are.

Why, well, thank you for asking me back in the day when I was a radio DJ in Albany, New York at fly ninety two.

Yes, page of sor so, I forgot what it was.

Turkey Turkey.

So, by the way, we want you to know, we've we're done with the episode and so we're just we're just talking.

We're just okay, there we go, okay, we needed another commercial blank.

So the so we decided to have live turkeys in the studio with us while we were on the air, and so we had two wild turkeys.

Those things are fucking nasty.

They so the whole time I'm on the show like I'm no, no, and we are right now, we're right now.

You can see this will actually been.

Made.

Those shorts they're so cute and she sounds yeah, they're they stink.

They package you.

And then when people are like.

In the studio, well, it was like a bit.

It was like a morning show like, hey, it's Thanksgiving, we're having he's in the studio wubba Actually yeah, well radio because it was just screaming and like.

And it would make for a good visual YouTube podcast now that I've been schooled, it's yours Are you on YouTube?

You know?

And you know why why?

Because it's behind a paywall because it's serious excess.

Do you wish it was on YouTube?

Well, I guess our radio show they is not on YouTube, But the podcast we do a lot of clips on social so that's how we kind of get around it.

We do a lot a lot of clips.

But we did just say today as sisters, like, we need to be putting stuff on YouTube shorts.

There you go, yeah, YouTube shorts.

Yeah, okay, biggest streaming service in the world.

What's the YouTube and YouTube shorts you it's there.

It's like.

You just left it me.

It's their exact version of TikTok or and it can only be sixty second sixty second okay, but it.

Does reach a whole like so it's its own app.

No, so where do you put it up on your YouTube page?

So it's like your Instagram page.

You can put a reel up.

It's the same sort of thing rackets your YouTube.

Correct.

I don't know.

I'm just I'm trying to figure out.

I had no idea.

I'm tappy.

You asked.

I was like, I got nothing.

You should know this.

I don't know this.

Yeah, I put stuff on YouTube shorts.

Yeah, got to.

Yeah, you can hip of you and it just spread.

You can read.

If you put the long the long form thing and you put up YouTube shorts, you can link it to an associated video.

So it's like the shorts are driving people to the longer video.

Yes, and then you have to put like hashtags to get people.

They don't have to know they can be discovered now, stuff can be discovered.

Fake like TikTok does sort of just can I tell you?

Because I had to go have a colonoscopy.

Stop ragging.

I know, and uh hard ends the doctor.

Nothing is it's of interest.

But I was worried about it because I was like, I haven't ever had I had, and I knew you had had a bad time.

I vomited all over the walls like the Exorcist.

Yeah, pre yeah, I vomited all over the walls at four in the morning.

Yeah.

I could have stop vomiting because of the the it was coming out.

But I decided to watch on the TikTok on the wall.

It's like a stream of it greeze everywhere, Okay, because I threw up too.

It wasn't fun.

I didn't throw up as badly as you, but I decided to watch.

This is the first time I've ever used like TikTok as Like I was like, I feel like this is the place that's going to tell me how to like what I should be prepared for for a colon and not a problem.

No, But it was really fun because that's where I've forgotten that you'd gotten sick.

From it.

But I was like, the girl was like, once you start doing it.

I started watching all these tiktoks, and I learned so much, and I was like, this is such an educational tool.

Yes, it can be, it can be, it can be.

Look, guys, we're catching.

We're catching all of us up to the present day.

Welcome.

Thanks, all right, all right, who do we think it's going to be?

All You're gonna take a quick break, won't be right back?

Oh my god, they did not.

No, they did not.

Oh yes they did.

Am We're back.

All right, look listen, look, listen.

Because nobody wanted to watch this episode.

We had very few tweets.

I'm sure very few tweets.

We just won, so which is really there's like three.

Okay, okay, that's okay.

Then for trying, we're not really having.

By the way, they're going to win themselves a sleep crown.

Shout out ju.

Julie's the Queen.

I was thinking about how much I love my sleep ground and how much I love walking into the bedroom when my husband is taking a nap and he's got that thing on his head, and I'm like, you look ridiculous.

So happy.

I've been using the body.

I've been using the body pillow.

You can touch it.

You need to see it.

It's the right size, and it's I'm a snuggle bun with it.

I just get on and I just I just get it.

I'll put my little face in it, and I just I bury myself in like a little corky dog.

I'm about to just flush out a toilet.

Hole I find.

Come on in your hole.

Okay, this is from Carrie d Carrie, do oh this You're gonna love this.

This is this is just an accurate I couldn't believe Cheryl hadn't spotted her family sitting right there.

Then they called deputy of the hot seat, and I had no idea that Donnod would sneak in on detective, slip her hands over her Jesse's eyes and yell, I'm the twin.

Dude.

Can we discuss Cheryl crying as if she hadn't gone home to see her like her son, she lives in the same town as I found that annoying and performative.

I found it performative that she was crying about.

So can I ask you about the I'm the twin?

Which was the greatest thing?

Did she ever tell us.

That she knows.

She talked about her sister.

She wasn't like.

She did not want him to know about her.

That was the one.

She's the one that was getting laid all over high scho.

I'm the twin, the twins twin.

I was like, I'm the twin.

I was waiting for him to go, you have a twin, like we all we all thought it when she.

Popped up a twin, I bet you wouldn't believe it, you know what.

I wish the twin was actually our queen that started off that Diane's in Hawaii.

I was Diana.

I wish Diane had a twin and she was with the twin.

If we could have had a buddy comedy with Diane and the twin.

Are you kidding me?

Yeah?

Thumbs up, com no notes.

Okay, so we have that.

Yeah.

I thought Cheryl's tears were performative.

Okay, here's here's another.

We'll do two more as a This is from air wreck up as a fifty year old single, never been married woman with no children.

Debbie is my new Diane.

That's her idol.

That's her new idol.

And then we also have Erica, the real most dangerous game is in truth?

Or dare is with ice cream and tworking at sixty o'clock.

I was like, if she toorked really well, it would have been a fun bit.

But I was like, why are we even talking about?

Yeah?

And then she air RecA also said put those vibrators aside and give Debbie a standing ovation.

After that, Nicole slapped, yeah, okay, so I'm gonna say my top two.

I'm going to say Debbie new Diane and an ice cream?

Or do we want?

Or do we want?

Cheryl hadn't spotted her family, Like, okay, all right, here's our top two, Carrie dough at carried two.

I couldn't believe Cheryl hadn't spotted her family sitting right up front.

Then they called Debbie to the hot seat.

I had no doubt that Donna would sneak in undetected, slip her hands over Jesse's eyes, and yell, I'm the twin.

I love it?

Or we have air RecA at air RecA as a fifty year old single, never been married woman with no children, Debbie is my new Diane?

Do we have I'm the twin?

Or Debbie is my new Diane?

I'm the twin Okay, I'm okay.

Debbie is my new Diane.

Okay, we have a winner.

You have been winning.

Our winner is and you have won yourself asleepground.

If you want your own sleepcout, go to sleepcount dot com and then put in backslash to be way t R.

But there's no code.

You just have to put a note in and say I listened to week except this rose because the code got out and she couldn't afford everybody get in the discount.

So but you did win carried out.

You win yourself a sleep crown.

All right, So we're gonna have a book give out.

Tell us about the book that the giveaway is gonna be.

Oh, and next week we can do we just I was talking to Audrey and Emily.

So the book is called Anne of Avenue Avenue A, Avenue A, but it's.

Part of the trilogy.

So next week we thought we give away all three of them.

Okay, So you guys, or you gotta be in the running.

You're gonna go on Apple yeah and write reviews.

You need to get on Apple podcasts and write reviews.

Just go to the bottom, you tell and then you write a review.

It's very easy.

Yeah, it's very simple.

So so the books are like modern day adaptations of Jane Austen books.

So it's stuff you've seen before.

It's like clueless.

And the other fun thing is it has been options, so it's also you know when it's fun, like if you'd read the bridges and books ahead time, like one of those things.

Like yeah, so you know what's happening.

So we're and what if people want to order it?

It's available.

It came out, yes today and it's available on Amazon, and it's Audrey and Emily's book and it is called Anne A n n E of Avenue A.

Well, the person who won it was.

The person who left our review this week.

Yes, please, Megan Zim five stars.

I can I believe I just discovered this podcast.

You have said every thought I have had about mel in just one episode.

I will be binging this for the rest of my life.

Yes, Meganzim, you're.

All right.

We're going around.

So if you this is a big win for next week, a big win to get all three books.

Do you best get You better be getting your reviews up there because it's going to be fantasy sweets.

Okay, do you who's having sex and who's going to win and who's the next bachelorette?

Both Cindy and Peger having.

Said I agree to agree, I agree.

I think so too.

And Cindy is winning?

And who's gonna be the bachelorette?

I do you think it's a motocross?

Now?

I think it's Cheryl?

Okay, you don't think it's going to be Freddy Freeman Carol?

No, Okay, because she's not, because she's gonna demand.

She will be on paradise.

Agree, Yeah, okay, Paul, who's having sex?

Who's the winner, and who's the bachelorette?

Uh, PEG's gonna have sex, Cidy's gonna want to, but in the last moment, it's not going to happen, and it's going to be very awkward.

Uh.

And I think that.

I mean, they've made a strong play for Cheryl to be the bachelorette, but I still think Carol has that Midwest appeal aka Freddy Freeman.

Is skin color.

Yeah, she's all the way white and that's what they want.

Yeah.

Can I say I know a lot of I've been on this podcast a lot this year, and the story I've been following the most is trying to figure out what kind of shoes Mel has been wearing?

Yeah, and I figured it out.

What is it?

No, they're UFOs.

Oh they're UFOs.

That one's really good.

It's like, oh, that's why I was like looking up shoes with oe on it, and I was like, oh, this is a particular line of the UFOs shoes.

They make great recovery shoes and they got a bunch of these.

It's like you wear it after you play a sport or run.

So he's in so much pain.

He's in so much pain.

He's in twenty four hour pain.

That's why he walks the way he walks.

Yeah, you could call that a walk, Okay, I het he shuffles, shoffle Okay, let's call it what it is.

Okay, that's not a swinging gate.

Okay, okay, okay.

Wait, he said, I think you guys are really that you think Mel can get it up two nights in a row.

I mean that.

What's not back to back nights?

Is it?

Yeah?

A pill?

Yeah, definitely pill.

You don't go to a whole?

Yeah, go to You don't think he get a boner too?

Nice in a row?

I think he can on something.

Go to sprouts and you will be You'll be around mind blown with how many boner medications they have that sprouts of the variety.

Wow, I have it for ladies.

I bet you they do.

I bet why wouldn't it work the same?

I don't know.

I don't think PEG's gonna have sex with him.

I don't think she actually will.

I think Cindy will because or Cindy's going to give him the BJ.

But I don't think he is going to give him a BEJ because she said if you're a good boy.

Yeah.

I think if he's going to get the closest with anyone, it's Cindy.

I don't think it's Pegg.

I think PEG's a fun time.

But I think Peg is that person kind of reminds me of me, who was like the fun, so fun.

But I'm not putting out just because neither are also worked with all men to be around dudes, and again, he has sons.

That's fun, and I think people would have thought that.

I was like, absolutely not, you need to actually woo me a little the same.

I don't know who you are yet, yeah, exactly, I'm not.

I don't need a body count in my page.

I think in this scenario, the goal when you want to win, and the Goldens are not like they've already been married, they've already done so it's we're not.

They still yes, they're put on the helicopter, they're brought to the island.

I think there's a amount of just like environmental wooing, it's happening on behalf of the program.

End up getting in that room and then realizing you don't know who this person is, like because you're going to sit there and be like who did you vote for?

And you know, what is your four oh one K and your retirement plan, like if you have because these duds are going to have to have some real conversations and if they start drinking and I think they'll be canoodling.

I just anyway, that's my opinion.

I'm realizing we haven't seen a lot of intimate moments between Peg and Mail also, like a lot of the kissing and stuff that we've been seeing because he.

Pulled aside when she was just like a cheerleader was saying like that, Okay, and you know, I think I think it's Cheryl just based on my last night's episode, Okay, Katie sex or BJ's winner and Bachelorette.

I agree with you.

I think that Peg is not going to have sex and the Cindy will you think sex or BJ sex?

Okay, it is.

Not stuff.

Okay, okay, our queen said no sex, but you can true stuff.

And then I think they're gonna make Nicole because I think they're evil, my little fuckers.

I don't think they would do that.

I don't think they would do I don't think they would do that they're doing.

I don't think they would do that.

I think she's going to be on She'll be on Paradise.

I wouldn't put it past them.

I mean, I would be shocked.

I don't think people would watch.

No, well, they don't seem the care because they're we watched this scene.

I think Peg is going to do it with him.

I think Cindy's going to give a b J.

I think Cindy's gonna win.

I think Carol's going to be the bachelorette.

Yeah, because it weren't we just the Carol.

Piece of it is the Freddie Freeman because obviously they start shooting it right away and he will not be The games are done and it's their break time, so they could film it with him at all.

Yes, and he just had such a But how much do they want him to be involved?

Like it's they want him a lot involved.

Well, here's the thing.

He had the son who was like had a was very sick and so they started a charity.

So I can see them taking them to that event that they have in the off seasons.

Like there's a whole bunch of stuff that that family does that.

I doing, and they need for one day to get the b roll in the scene to like.

Re run and we can see his giant white teeth.

Oh my god, so he's so he looks like a video game version of a baseball player, which is what I love.

Yes, prototype it.

Well, this has been such, by the way, a really fun hang.

Yeah, this has been a really fun hang.

Thanks for having me.

Look, if you guys want to come back for the finale, it's like a real episode.

Then that you've you've you've paid, and you'll be enjoying tacos at my birthday party.

I need to see the teeth.

I'm like looking up teeth.

Oh, because he went and got himself new teeth a few years ago.

Oh, I say so tall that the camera shoots up so those street to his teeth.

Wow.

Yeah, that's that's his old teeth.

When we were watching the game the other night he hit the home run.

My friend Mike Bridenstein turns to me and goes chompers jumperwn r Wow.

Wow.

Okay, fun, fun, okay, okay, fun.

Well, what would you like to promote?

I would like to promote my podcast with my sisters, Smith's Sisters Live Deep Dive, which you can find wherever you get your podcasts, and our radio show, Smith's Sisters Live, which is Monday through Friday nine am Eastern, six am Pacific.

That's cool, I'm serious.

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I love that you guys do that.

Guys are so cool.

Love talking TV.

Oh my god, same, Paul, what would you like to promote?

Of course, my album just came out, so check that out and follow me on social media.

And let's go Dodgers.

Okay, yes, yes, go Dodgers.

Okay, pussy Pussy power.

What do you got, Whitney?

What do you want to promote?

I'll promote Audrey and Emily's book again, and I'll promote the Dodgers.

Okay, KT money.

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Okay, okay if I.

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I don't know that I could bring two.

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