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I Chris Sucks want to kick it with my Corolla digital buds of yesteryear with me today.

All the way in No Ho, Cia.

He's back, mister Mike Dawson.

Chris Chris, Chris, Chris, Chris, Chris Gras.

That's right.

Yeah, so I know, for the listeners who aren't watching on video, it sounded like Dawson and Gary were just scatting together.

We're just riffing.

Yeah, it was pre taped in the studio.

I hate to do this.

I hate to reveal the magic trick right away.

But Gary is not here.

He's at an event for work, so we are just that's just a drop, he says.

That's for me.

I know it gets me some time I'm pressing the button, think of what it's doing to me.

It's it's a real mind f all right, Well we're talking about minds.

This is a Matt f all the way in Austin, Texas, Mister Matt Fondelier, Babe yo yo.

And then lastly enjoying his slurm vintage team Man throwback mister Caleb Bean going on, kayn oh, A lot's going on.

First off, So before the show started, Dawson said, Hey, guys, I just had a comedy set and conquered.

And I thought he said he had a comedy set and he conquered like he just freaking rocked it.

Bro Uh No, Actually what he said was, I know, just I go.

When I go up there, I take no prisoners.

Is that how they named it?

Like someone's like, what should we call it?

He just like conquered as he put the flyer.

Downe the same as every other conquered across America.

But we are the only smart ones.

You pronounce it conquered.

It's not pronounced concord.

Yeah, because that just means with cord and that's not nearly as cool.

Exactly, dude, now.

Or you know anything but cone beans, I'm down with, dude.

Free hold is come on, no, well in Chili, dude, you know we don't need the cone free holds.

Wow.

Took a turn.

Yeah, well this is oddly going to be tied to my shade today.

It's a shock that you've that you've mentioned this, So I'm just saying it's a tease, I'm telling you, Chris, Yeah, yeah the way.

Well, no, you can't tease this early because now I just can't stop thinking about it.

Yeah, wow's going to be all right.

And so well, look I missed you guys, Dawson.

I know you.

You were gone last week because you were producing the comedy show and uh and also a punk rock show.

I was headlining a comedy show and doing sound for a punk show.

Yeah, and stage managing and supplying the sound and setting up and tearing down.

And it was the funnest fucking twelve hour day.

So much fun there there, And I know I had some people I could rely on, but it was basically running back and forth and solving audio problems for twelve hours straight and trying to make punk bands sound good.

There's a there's a delicate art to it that involves distortion and feedback.

Don't they that part?

I feel like they should handle that part, do you?

First off, I mean, when you hear about a punk show, I've been a plenty, tell me about the pit.

How's the pit?

This was mostly a gen X crowd, so a lot of hurt backs.

Yeah, No, they were, you know occasionally.

Last year, like one started with like four people and went for five minutes.

Wow.

This year, this year, I think like I saw, I saw like two people run in and try they just kind of pitted with themselves.

They weren't trying to get anything going.

They just had some angst, a little extra energy that they're like and then they just you know, go across.

And do that.

But it was like two dudes at different times, so zero pit action.

Sound sounds like you had pity on them.

Anyway, anyway, keep going.

I want Chris, don't give me that look all right, I'm trying to bring the funny here.

I appreciate it.

No, I encourage it.

It's just I wanted that silence to be as long as possible.

Yeah, So I just I just decided to hold it just a little bit longer.

Now.

Remember I went to a show recently where everybody's pumped.

I mean, we're all getting old that this is the age now where every show just feels like it's a throwback show.

Now it doesn't really feel like something new when you see these bands that you listen to you back in high school.

But there's a huge resurgence just because the people that actually make money can afford to go to shows now, or the people that listen to you in high school if you're the band.

So I remember we were watching a band and you just hear that first chord boom and the lights come on and everyone just like yes, And then didn't you just hear the the one?

And then the drum just struck doing like like the punk beat, and you just feel you just get pushed from the left, you get pushed from the right, you get pushed from the back.

You're like, oh my gosh, okay, we're doing all right, we're doing this.

Oh yeah, all right, and then the pit just forms.

It's like, oh this is amazing.

And then about fifteen seconds and you realize I'm really old, and and then the pitch just kind of just slows down a little bit.

And then everyone just kind of looks at each other like we're good, right, we're done.

We just we did the thing, but we don't need to we don't need to keep it going, and we all just come to an agreement, come to slow stop and just go back to standing and watching the band, watching the van.

We did it.

That counts.

That counts.

Yeah, was there a moment later in the show when I picked back up again and you were looking around, like.

All right, there's always a couple of agreg Yeah, they they try to get it going again.

There's always a few people.

And really to start a mosh bit, you just have to push somebody and then they end up put It's a domino effect and then they pushed somebody and it's like, oh okay, we're doing this, so or you just throw your body around and then eventually it just kind of happens.

I mean, that's that's the how you start amash pit organically, I guess.

But yeah, there are a few things like I remember you guys.

Have you guys ever crowdsurfed?

I've seen you CrowdSurf.

I have a picture from one of the Corolla cruises of you, Chris looking like Cloud nine isn't even high enough.

You were on Cloud eleven.

And what I'm talking about, you know what I'm talking about that picture I've seen.

I've seen the picture.

I've seen the photo a few times.

You remember this moment, yeah, and it was.

You said, because I vaguely remember that.

I don't think it was.

We were just at a bar.

Remember this happen.

There was a band playing at one of the bars on the cruise and we were just really feeling it and nobody wanted amash with me.

So the crowd surf, all you do is you tap the guy next to you and you just go get me up there, And ten times out of ten the guy just goes okay.

And then just like put like the hand cuts the hands you step.

I mean, they really have to like you because you're getting your filthy shoe onto their onto their palms as they launch you into the air, and yeah, and they and they they send you on your way.

Crowdsurfing I've gotten.

I've gone to the age where I don't really care for it anymore, especially when other people do it.

There's a there's the picture.

Look at that and found it.

Look at that hair.

Amazing, dude, how.

You just brought that up to make us feel bad that we haven't been crowdsurfing ever.

You've never done that, Austin, You're the most surprising.

I could see Matt not doing it and Kaitlin not doing because he's boring, but.

You you're surprising that I haven't done it.

But if you ask the four of us, who would be the most likely with no prior knowledge, I'd probably get the most votes.

Yeah, but no, it's not.

You can't expect that you're in rarefied air, dude.

Literally, yeah, it literally.

I feel like there and this is really more a disservice to myself here, but I do feel like there's a weight limit when it comes to the crowdsurfing.

I'm not saying I'm as big as John Popper, but you're not expecting John Popper to go crowdsurfing.

Chris Laxamana, on the other hand, I feel like not that big.

Of an ask, you know, definitely a huge part of.

It, right, absolutely, Yeah, I see, I see what you're saying.

The guys you got to ask somebody bigger than you.

Yeah, I mean, that's not hard for me to find.

So they just they could just launch me up and I'm basically a piece of popcorn.

After that, it's it's fun, but you really don't have any control.

Once you're up there, you're really at the mercy of this crowd and they can just put you wherever they want you.

Typically, Typically they just send you right up to the front and the security card grab the security guard grabs you brings you down right in front of the stage.

Now you're close to the stage possible, but they're getting you out of there and you have to walk all the way around and start from the back again if you want to get that close.

So it's it's it gets the energy going.

But there's no worse feeling than enjoying a band and then all of a sudden smack, just a Chuck Taylor just hits the back of your head, going, oh what the because somebody's company just popping around.

Imagine Yeah, that might make me angry.

Yeah, so I'm not I'm not really for the crowdsurfing these days.

I appreciate the energy and if we do it safe, I guess that's good.

But the washing, I'm still you know, I've I've washed in the last month.

Yeah.

The I think I've only played a few choice shows in my life where there were enough people in front of the stage who could sit staying.

A crowd serving really yeah, I mean it's it's definitely under ten shows, it's maybe five.

You gotta go through the shows, all right, Well, I I did go when it was it was it was a plast I mean, I suggest everybody, everybody try the masha or the crowd surf, especially if the music doesn't warrant it.

People love that, people love you.

If you go to a country show and just start start trashing away.

Just a little pro tip for going to a concert if if you don't mind me saying, now, Dawson, you mixed a punk band and I gotta go to your Instagram here because you posted the set lists from one of the bands.

Yeah, that played.

And once again, because I didn't read the caption right away, I looked at it.

I will just read the set list here.

Maybe I should just put it up because I mean, I'll read it.

I can.

I can read it.

This is These are not okay, Matt, listen are visual learners.

I understand that, but I'm having to talk and do this at the same time.

Yeah, Dawson, just hold hold your phone up to the screen.

There you, Chris read it from there.

There you God, Dawson's phone is nice.

Okay, I will read it from top to bottom.

Cock debacle, fart jar QAnon on size matters, don't say gay, abort the Supreme Court, the answer mild pedophilia, weed ripper, bat in the Cave, and then the second half of the list motor boatable, man boobs one two, love You, Obligatory, Obligatory, pass Analysis, Paralysis, l g v t Q, bumshit, math, rock, sucks, give me some Action, and the closer the encore, no one is treading on You.

So Dawson posted that, oh even put this is the best set list I've ever seen in my life in his caption.

But before I read that caption, I looked at that and I knew Dawson had a comedy show, and I thought Dawson posted.

I thought Dawson posted his set list, and I was like, he's gone edgy.

So so to know that this is the punk band's set list of what's the band called?

Dawson that that band.

Was called Ole Fox hold.

On New And that's a great name, that's a great pun.

There's no way the name is better than any of those.

Times they were they were maybe they hold on.

I know that they got.

You got a lot of living up to do to that set list.

Okay, Dust, you can't just hold up your phone and be quiet because I'm still what is happening here?

All?

Just listen to this list them on stage.

Okay, we're gonna let's listen to this here we go.

Feel free to put that up to the microphone.

Microphone is where you want that.

They want to.

Unmute it too, unmuted it.

To take everybody.

I'd like to take this moment to welcome to new listener.

I definitely not here, not.

Hearing that are they?

They are just the quietest punk band I've.

Ever Anyway, Dude, that song mild Pedophilia they went This next song is.

About Jared Fogel.

It's called mild Pedophilia.

What two, three four?

And then it's a two minute song.

What the fuck?

Dude?

And that that entire set list, Chris, that you read.

Sure that was like thirty one minutes of music.

Yeah, I mean like eighteen songs.

They played eighteen songs in like thirty one minutes.

That's awesome.

They probably wrote some of those in the car on the way over.

What are they called?

What is this band name?

If anyone wants to look them up?

Uh yeah, hold on, I got them on Instagram.

They're at East Bay punk band.

Cold Green Day.

Now I gotta go to my mess off all.

Fat, all right, we'll find it.

Okay, so we'll hear what band because they deserve the credit and please do not give any of that credit to me.

All Right, Well, look, Matt had a This is How You Remind Me, which I'm excited to listen to.

Speaking of music, there's some music involved in it.

Love me some music.

And then before we get to that, though, we are fresh off the movie club for Gerald's Game, which I know we've talked about it a lot, and truth be told, it's been on my mind a lot for the last two months, so that's why.

But it is behind us now, and it is now Klein's turn to pick a movie.

He says that it's ready, It's ready.

Yeah, it's Kaylyn's trying to pick a November movie, a nice Thanksgiving season movie to give thanks one.

To be his head now.

Well, so it's nice Trains Automobiles.

That's of course, that's where I went.

That's that was my first search when I knew it was my picks not on Netflix, and I'm not really sure of any other Thanksgiving movies.

So in its place, we're gonna get a nice little assassin movie.

This is one that I've only seen twice, once in the theater and the second time not for at least over ten years.

It's a great movie.

It's from two thousand and four.

It's Michael Mann with the world's greatest action star in the very rare villain role, Tom Cruise Jamie Foxx.

Yes, is clo well done, a palate cleanser, just knowing, just knowing to get to watch that again.

N there's handcuffs in that movie done.

This is the shocking death in it.

Look there's a wolf.

There's like a dog.

This is the same.

Movie I love I love me so Rihanna, go ahead.

Does Collateral.

They're called spurt.

Pie, expert pie.

All right.

That definitely wasn't as good as any of their something.

It was the early stage.

This name of man is the first thing you do.

Look, what's the movie Collateral?

So good?

Yeah?

I love me Rihanna, but I also love me when good boys go bad too?

And Tom Cruise, Tom Cruise going heel as the is that what they say?

And I don't think so, but it's okay.

The turn heel kind of makes I don't know, they go heal.

I just say it, dude, go with it, don't.

Yeah, I don't apologize because none of us know.

All right, Well, Mark Ruffalo also.

As as they would say, Chris fucking go heal on it, bro go hel and.

Uh, I did just learn that.

Cowboys.

Back in the day, the term being healed meant having your guns on you.

I don't do that.

If you said, like I'm not healed, it means I don't have I'm on arm I don't have a gun on me.

So I just I just learned that term.

So your dad was on Tombstone and you heard that yesterday obviously just podcast it all making sense.

Yeah, so I love Look Brian Cranston did it.

Guys just have to go bad every once in a while, and it's fun there.

I don't know.

I think actors prefer to play bad guys for the most part, Like it's.

Funny Denzel won an Oscar training day.

That's right.

What a piece of work he was in that.

Yeah.

The only thing is we as humans, it's hard for us to differentiate the if you play a really great villain in who you are in real life and what I can see you in the future and that I can root for you.

Now, that's why King Jeoffrey quit acting.

It became like a SCIENTI.

Didn't you just do an interview that said that's not why he quit acting.

I'm sure you could say that.

He's also in a new TV show on Hose of Guinness on Netflix.

Oh's he in that an interview?

I thought that he said.

I thought that was that he said that he had quit because of that reason.

But then he was just missed acting so much.

He wanted to get back to it, and I think he might have like returned to the stage and maybe he's starting to being things again.

But yeah, all those bills were piling up, but he's like, I really miss acting.

Look, Jason Alexander, I.

Don't know, dude.

That's he probably made a fucking buttload of money from Game of Thrones, right.

I don't think so he was dumb.

I don't like Season four as parents did.

Spoiler the Jason Jason Alexander.

I remember he played a bad, bad gund pretty woman and when he would go out in public, women would like hit him with their purses and ship.

Yeah, it's just we can't we're I.

Mean, what about fucking screech each dude, the ultimate It wasn't.

He was just fucking and he ended up fucking yeah dead.

Oh well he did KAYL k Tright too.

Before we're talking about Dustin Diamond.

Yeah, yeah.

Somebody told me that was Neil Diamond's kid once a long time ago, and I just believed it.

I just took it.

I was just like, okay, and I never questioned it, never except the whole time in my head, I'm like, how did Neil Diamond get such an ugly fucking kid?

All right?

Rested Power?

All right?

Come on?

What rest and Powers?

I think his name was Screeched Powers.

Interesting, Well, there you go.

It all comes together, all right.

Well, look, Calin, I cann't be happier.

Collateral is a fantastic film.

I'm sure Gary is listening to this right now and he's opening He's opened the center Finest Tesla and he's just screaming to the heavens, thank God.

So we're we're all okay, We're all okay, and all is right in the world.

And I'll be honest, I was not expecting that.

I thought you were going to really lean into the misery of.

And pick misery.

Right.

It's kind of winter, you know, winter centric.

I would have gone pretty good, that's pretty good.

I haven't seen misery either, But I.

Know to tell you never an end of the body, Chris, I'll tell you this.

I had gone.

I had gone on a church retreat for confirmation.

I was like fifteen or sixteen years old, and like our confirmation was like a year kind of long program thing with retreats and fucking whatever.

And I had just come back from this retreat and and my girlfriend wanted to go see a movie or I just wanted to get out of the house's you know.

Anyway, I went and saw Misery right after this, God Jesus retreat.

Catholic, you're gonna be Catholic?

Yeah, here we go Catholics.

And then I go watch Misery.

That was like, that was a really bad idea because now I'm fucking miserable.

Oh well, the title holds true, speaking of speaking of a possible misery.

So I'm not doing this just so everybody could wish me happy birthday.

But my birthdays next week.

Oh and that's it.

So we have comments here.

Ask for a nice table.

I should ask for a nice table if I got what are you?

If I could just copy and paste your message.

Here's the thing.

I've never been a big birthday I actually we did the birthday thing already.

We went on the cruise last month.

So it feels like that should count, but it feels so long ago now.

So I have a lot of other family members that have birthdays around mind, so I just I typically just say hey you Celbert, yours and don't even worry about mine kind of thing, which is fine, But this one is a bigger one because it ends in a zero, and so it feels a little has a little more half, a little more weight.

And I don't know if this is the time for me to have the quote unquote mid life crisis.

I'm not really in crisis about this time.

Just wait till you have the birthday once.

Once that number is a part of your life, that's really when it's going to kick in.

I'm speaking from experience.

Well, we have two guys here who can speak from experience.

So yeah, Chris, you're not a allowed a midlife crisis until or any crisis into child is at least eleven or twelve years old, and maybe not even that.

Oh is that right?

You're out of crisis, dude.

Well, my kid'll be twelve when I'm in ten years, so I'll be exact.

I'll be a different zero.

I'll be fifty.

And that is now assuming that I live to one hundred, which is it's very possible.

Well, with technology these days.

And technology you're a healthy guy.

Yeah, I'm Asian to start smoking.

Wow, you're Asian?

Sorry?

Yeah, But so I don't know if I'm not really having a crisis to where I'm worried about anything or the or my own mortality things like that at this moment.

Oh, good for you?

Are you do?

How often do you think about that, Matt every day?

Dude?

Really?

Yes?

Yes?

Unfortunately I too was like, ah, midlife crisis, that's that's just that's poppy cock.

That's not real.

It's real, and it is.

It sucks, it's not good.

But you know, you've got a lot, you're You've got a career that you love, You've got a beautiful family, a wonderful son that you're raising.

Maybe maybe it'll be put off a little bit, But when you're looking down the barrel quite literally, you know, it starts to just go.

Out and get a motorcycle.

You're supposed to, that's right.

So I'm sure there's a lot of depressing thoughts that come along with this.

Jen will kill you before the bike goes.

Jen would't even let him have an e bike.

It's not that you would have let me have the bike.

I could have have the e bike Kalin, I just never wrote it and I need It's just like, yeah, we don't need that around here.

I'm in control here, So how dare you?

That was my decision slash approval.

Well, but in regards to buying stuff, I don't know why, but something is clicking where I just want to buy a bunch of stuff and.

Well what what?

In particular guitars, Yeah, I definitely want some new guitars, some audio, just just music stuff for the most part.

Yeah, maybe maybe motorcycle kiling, maybe.

A car you go now we're talking, Yeah.

Yeah, maybe.

Be gun go get a gun, get a gun, Get a gun, get a gun.

Motorcycle crisis right.

Yeah, right behind me is a midlife crisis purchase, now that I think about it.

This mcsway guitar.

Yeah, great guitar.

That's a Mixedwing Guitars out of Portland.

They make incredible, incredible pieces.

Was gonna play riff right now?

What's going on?

I'm not so we are looking at a mcswing guitar that I spent way.

Too much money on this because I needed some fucking validation or something.

Well you got it.

I look at it every time I talk to you, and it's sweet.

Yeah, so you don't want it to.

Al take it, Chris, I.

Might have to make you feel good.

I've heard, wasn't there?

I thought he was like the owner of the Colts died recently and he had the biggest, most valuable collection of guitars in the world and he is putting them all up for auction.

Have you heard about this?

I think Bona Massa has the most.

Whoever, whoever, I think it was the owner of the Colts, or it was some sports team which I had a legendary that that might have been.

Yeah, that sounds right.

He had just a legendary collection of guitars and he put in as well, like these guitars need to go out to the public.

I don't want them to be kept so huge auction.

All the money's going to charity.

But there's probably one in there you could probably find, Chris, if you're willing, if you really wanted to spend some money.

Well there's and there are two ends to that auction too.

Some of the stuff you may get a fucking sweet guitar for an incredible deal.

Well I'm that okay, So without speaking ill of the wonderful Mixwing Guitars Doss.

Did it give you the satisfaction you were looking for?

Nah?

In the end?

In the end, No, the only thing that gives me the satisfaction is an honest day's work.

Look at you.

I love that.

Hoping you wouldn't say that the next song title right there?

Yeah, no, I really didn't.

And it's like I use it as a lesson.

Hey, remember that time you had eight grand?

Now you got that thing on your wall.

Yeah, I love I love it for many reasons.

Yeah, and it fucking plays great.

Good reminder.

It is an incredible, incredible piece.

All right.

Well, look, we got a lot of stuff to get do.

I don't think I did comments comments last time, so I do want to get into those, and then we also have it.

This is how you remind me.

So why don't we dive into some klammis from you.

Let's do it.

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Sometimes Matt will go get Goriflo's drink.

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I gotta say, I don't want to go too far off topic here, but you just saying that all those people they usually skip forward.

That reminded me of something.

If I was in the most famous band in the world and I was an absolute rock star and we were on stage, what I would love to do is introduce that song everybody knows, there's always one songs from the new album, Everybody's gonna get up and go pee, And then ten seconds into that song, I would bring out like Mick Jagger and Paul McCartney and we would all just be jamming and be like everyone who went to the bathroom.

You guys missed it, you guys.

Everything about doing.

That I do.

I actually did that at my last show because there's so easy.

Other numbers.

Paul McCartney just waiting.

I just love the idea that no matter how big of a band you are, there's always one song where like half of the crowd is like, boy, let's go, let's go get our fucking drinks, and you should.

I'll tell you where that does not exist at any Rush show.

Mm hmm.

I thought you were going to say American Pie whatever that band is called the punk show.

I would not want to miss one of those tracks.

Expert Pie, expert Pie.

There you gods before I finish.

I should have gone there.

Do you have a comedic mind?

You should stand up.

Rush is going back out on tour.

Are you going Russia?

Rush?

Yes, Yes i am.

I'm going to two shows in June at the Forum, both floor seats.

The first night, I'm just gonna have a few drinks, you know.

So if they say here's a new one, you're gonna lose your mind.

No, we're gonna it's They may have a new song, but they're not, as far as I know, they're not composing new material.

They're just digging back and rehearsing everything.

And it's no longer a trio.

There're gonna be a lot of musicians on stage.

They got this new drummer, that nude drummer.

Yeah, dude, it's so okay.

Well, she's filling in for Neil Pearts, filling Neil Peart's high hat shoes.

And hey, if Geddy, if Geddy and Alex say it's okay, then it's okay.

That's what I'm thinking.

Like you guys are I don't know if anybody have you anything that's gonna suck okay.

Well, yeah, I'm just saying if they say that there's a new song, do not leave because McCartney there's a chance.

Come out the day they come out and they start playing.

Uh, they start playing along, So I agree.

Well.

Anyway, the patroon accomplished water cools where you go for all that extra content.

Plus you get access to a movie night.

We're gonna talk Collateral and I'm going to be in a much better mood guaranteed, guaranteed, So tune in for that and access to meetups things like that.

There's just a lot of opportunities for some cool stuff to be a bigger part of the show.

Also, this is the gateway drug and a Patreon.

Everybody.

If you're not on here, I suggest to go we're it's still growing.

I'm getting a ton of approval or requests to be a part of this group.

And it is our Facebook group very easy to join.

It's so so easy.

I know.

The internet's been around for a while.

Okay, we have chat, GBT, we have a bunch of things now we are.

We are well into it.

But you are savvy.

If you don't think you're savvy, what are you saying for so long?

This is.

Keep going, Chris, you got this.

Bring it home.

Let drag out a little bit more.

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The people who hit skip fifteen seven times and then just heard that are super.

No escaping me.

All right, So those those are how you leave clments.

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That is we we are out of time.

Now let's let's get into it.

So let's This is one from our Patreon page in regards to our episode last week, Vinegar and Honey, by.

Which somebody point out it's always sunny in Philadelphia.

There's a vinegar and honey reference in that show, but this had nothing to do with that.

No, honey and vinegar.

It's it's how you attract flies.

Rights much easier to attract flies with honey than vinegar.

So so Joy is just trying to get a bunch of flies in her house.

That's what that's okay.

Darren Sutton says, damn, I love this show.

It could be it could be a daily show in my humble opinion.

Wow, mhm, love that, love that opinion.

Fortunately, trust me, it's hard enough getting us together one night a week it is.

Yeah, Matt, Matt's schedules this show, and I feel for him.

Uh.

Darren also says that, oh sorry, damn it, you're now.

Darren also says saying he didn't go on rides as a young buck, struck a chord a little bit, I remember having the same thoughts being a person who loved roller coasters from the start.

Wasn't worried about being said coward Lol, But I remember seeing those people wondering how the cowardice would overwhelm the peer pressure.

No judgment, but you gotta be pretty freaked out to not just go for it.

Maybe that pertains to the scary movies.

Nice, it's true, they're also a thrill ride.

They are a thrill ride.

Well, anyway, Darren, appreciate you and yourself.

George on Patron says one hundred percent.

A lot of people on Facebook said this to Matt, speaking of percentages, it's seventy thirty for PBJ.

I'm just still so confused by that.

We don't need to get into it.

But yeah, I just don't even know.

We don't all get into that.

But but Matt, the way Matt puts on a T shirt, we go five episodes.

This is just kind of weird.

That's an arc that had an arc to it.

Okay, yeah, but seventy thirty seventy thirty for that, let's see here.

Casey Peter says it regards to the Halloween candy next year, I'm saving some money and putting out and I'm saving some money putting out an empty bowl.

Every kid will think the kid before him just stole it all.

And he quotes some people just weren't the world Wow, nobody would ask questions?

Uh speaking of.

The only person who would ask you a question, casey is is Saint Peter.

Yeah, it's just try go ahead, try it on.

On Halloween, we had a number of trigger treaters come to our door and one of them was dressed as a Spider Man ninja, like a ninja spider Man.

And I said that's a great Spider Man Ninja costume.

And he was like thanks, and then took a beat and he went you don't remember me, do you?

And I was like, lemonade kid, well if you're close, I was like no, no, he's like last year I sold you popcorn.

And then I remember little boy scouts go around twenty five dollars for a bag of fucking caramel corn.

He's getting you for next year.

Ye, Dawson gets better than this, It gets better.

I was like, oh yeah, yeah, the popcorn.

Oh cool, that was really good.

He walks, HEAs a couple steps away and then turns around and he goes, you know I'm going to be back through this neighborhood next week again, maybe I'll swing by.

I was like, yeah, dude, come on buy, we'll buy it.

And as soon as I said it, I regretted it.

And sure enough he came a couple of days ago and I now have I've now spent fifty dollars in the last year two bags of popcorn.

How does he have you?

I don't know.

But it was so smooth though.

It was so smooth.

Yeah, I really was.

Yep, I'm impressed.

Get that kid's number.

I want to hire them.

I don't know what I'm gonna have him do.

But I have questions for him too.

That's a salesman right there.

It was pretty incredible.

Wow.

Yeah, I just love like.

He made you comfortably uncomfortable.

He did Spider Spider Man man.

You know, if you ask him, he'll say, oh, he bought the second and he opened his door.

Yeah yeah, it in my head.

He just has a shit eating grin the whole time.

I'll be back as your wife's.

On you right at the top, right at the top, he has you on your heels.

You don't remember me, do you?

Yeah, now you feel guilty, that's right.

I mean to be fair.

He was wearing a spider Man mat.

Oh god, this kid is fucking genius.

Yeah, I'm a big fan of him.

Yeah, I got got.

Uh dan who popcorn?

Did you get caramel corn?

Waste?

He didn't get any spicy, any savory corn like cheese popcorn.

I would have gone for the cheese corn, but my laugh for first like something that tasted like a corn.

Two bags, all right, Killing made of money said.

Oh you go, okay, bought two bags this time as well.

That is so funny.

I had two trigger treaders and they were my neighbor's kids, and I was just texted my neighbor early in the day and said, hey, I bought a lot of fucking candy all for your kids.

So they were my only two trigger treaters.

So I got a lot of No, dude, I gave meets two big fool bars.

Nice.

The dan Hoover writes, I think we should file a class action lawsuit against House of Dynamite.

I want those hours of my life back.

We talked about it.

Yeah, it feels better.

I don't think I'm gonna end up watching it.

I've I meant to watch it when it came out.

Then I just saw terrible things online, and then more people said bad things, and I think it's over for me.

I'd be curious to hear what you say, what you think of the kailon.

I don't even remember watching it.

I think maybe I've blocked out.

Maybe you know, maybe I was just like I can't Maybe maybe it was too much and I just decided I couldn't remember.

Jeffrey Lee writes childhood flashback toory.

You visit the PBJ topic, by the way, hot topic in the Facebook group as well.

Everybody's chiming in.

I'm sure you've been seeing it, Matt.

I hope you have.

He says, but did anyone ever try a strawberry jam and mayo on white toast?

Sand discussed?

It is very savory?

This is a very long time ago, jeff.

I've had jam and butter.

I've had strawberry jam and butter and not just a great sand.

O strawberry jam and butter.

Witch.

Okay, I have I have thoughts on that dos but first I just I just have to talk with Jeffrey.

M What are you doing, man, Jeffrey.

They don't know that that does not work, that doesn't go together.

I'm sorry, I.

Know it's going seventy with it.

It doesn't talk.

About it, it doesn't mat Jeffrey, Well, don't eat it.

Don't talk about I don't let anyone know, because there are people who will kill you.

I don't think there is a more satisfying breakfast food for me than a piece of toast with butter and strawberry jelly or strawberry jam.

It's just it's just perfect.

It's absolutely perfect.

I never want to even better in a sandwich.

I don't even know.

It's like two pieces on top of each other.

I need an open face.

If they last longer, I'd rather eat.

I'd rather eat two separate ones then they need them at the same time.

But but yeah, what if you're pressed for time?

Oh I can that's okay.

I could eat in the car.

I can get wherever I want to take it with me.

They they they got there on the coach.

If you couldn't eat in the car, Oh no, I'll find a way.

I'll wait.

I'll make people wait.

Maybe wait there.

If he didn't have arms or hands, there you go.

Then you didn't have arms, and you probably wouldn't have hands.

You don't know that Kaling's true.

That is true, you don't.

That's an assumption and that's weird.

I don't like to do that on the show.

All right, Sorry at all these people who have offended assuming that just because you have hands means you need arms.

You have arms too, so apologies to those listeners.

A lot of people commented on being scared of roller coasters, and if you're on my side, I just want to say, it's nice to know that I'm not alone.

And if you are making fun of me, then that sucks.

Appreciate you, I do either way.

Maybe like once a month or once every other month, I think about that you like roller coasters?

Motherfucker dropped from it?

Just yeah, it just always pops into my head and I laugh every time I.

Think about out that drop a lot too, that that just lives in my lives in my head.

There's a few of them with you, and that's absolutely one of them.

Let's see here, Oh, someone watched Rand Gardener, says Kaylen.

He watched a moment of contact and it freaked him out.

So there you go, Kaylen.

You're you're influencing people, which I don't know if we should like.

And then here's a here is a little food pull on Facebook.

Matt, Yes, from this, I mean from the fifty to fifty PP and J guyer food Guy, which I don't get it, but he just says, which is the superior meat pie?

Is it chicken pot pie or shepherd's pie?

And it is a sixty six thirty four split?

And I know what the answer is.

Yeah, it's pretty obvious what the answer should be.

Yeah, I know what the answer is.

But I disagree what.

I'm hoping that people are saying chicken pot pie.

Yes, chicken Klen disagrees because he's from England.

He's a British bias.

I grew some shepherd's pie.

Yea of people, but they're wrong, freaking put that, put that in a crust.

But he invented the fucking meat pie.

That's got nothing.

I love the meat pie, man, I'll and I'll throw it back there.

You know, fucking mighty props to the inventors of the meat pie.

I think a lot of people in Minnesota would would not be in an agreement.

But it's a chicken paw pie.

Because have you ever said, bitch, make me a shepherd's pie.

No, you never did have.

That's what I used to just call my mom and.

Man Philip understand on Patreon rights and all caps.

I'm back, baby, I should make this This is not Neil who, But Neil has started a revolution.

But Neil also commented to answer the question of where I went, because we're all wondering he's writing.

He writes, I was working a construction job that had problems paying me timely, so I couldn't afford the Patreon.

I quit that job was unemployed for the summer until I found a better job in selling floors again.

I love the show.

Guys.

Hey, Neil, you found a new job, a new gig.

You're back, Yeah, and congratulate the way back.

I totally understand why you're back, baby.

David Brosower Smith sixth nine says, we're back baby for the pbe get a Trader Joe's Dark Chocolate Peanut butter cup.

Oh that's the first.

People do really like that.

I don't eat them, but I've even heard that those in the.

Bomb their bomb there bomb.

You should try him, k They're just right the checkout stand.

You would like you get you, I'll get you one for Christmas.

Stewart is not black licorice.

Stuart J.

Moore says I'm back.

Well, I never left when I'm back as well, and I never had peebe and Jay growing up because of his British immigrant parents.

But he says a peebe and American cheese licks.

Oh my god, what.

Is happening?

What's wrong with you people?

I'm I'm a little worried about the kind of audience we're attracting, attracting like it's just I.

Wonder if they're just trolling us.

I mean, the idea of putting jam and mayo together on a sandwich, it's so hard to believe.

I think he just made that ship up and wanted to see how we would react to it.

Would you be willing to try these on arm somebody?

Actually, I think that was a voicemail that we did.

Let me find out really quick.

I think we had a voicemail where somebody said the same thing on the Corollas shoe.

So it's a thing be an American cheese, I mean, or it's the.

Same person or something we had something to do with peanut butter sandwich.

It haired already, Yeah, Okay, that's got a look some weed break that.

Okay, Well, maybe Matt'll tried on air and he rates.

Them just different different variations on the peeb and ja.

Yeah, just the sandwich.

I want you to try strawberry jam and mayo, and I want you to try peanut butter and American cheese sandwich and give us your thoughts.

Does it have to be hot or are we talking on cold cheese like cheese with.

Okay, because what's better?

Cold cheese are hot?

Peebe because you have to pick one, and I think I think cold cheese wins that one.

That's the sandwich you get in in your lunch box.

And then I remember as a kid, my friend's mom made cream, cheese and jelly sandwiches.

That's fine, and it was fine, but it was just a little confusing.

That's actually a good I like that.

I would eat that.

That's more of a dessert.

Yeah, you know, peanut butter and jelly is the dessert of sandwiches.

Cream cheese and jelly is like a poor man's It's like a it's a poor man's strawberry cheesecake.

Yeah, like a Yeah, it's true.

I would.

I would totally.

I'll be down for that.

And then Andrew that one guy Richard says, Matt, we need a segment for best vinegar foods.

I'd say a good Greek or cucumber salad.

He wants vinegar foods.

Jen went to Costco, I want to say, the next day after that show aired, and she just text me a Costco size thing of vinegar and said, do you think we need some?

So she's not trolling me too, It's no.

What you get.

What you get is an extra virgin olive oil, maybe a nice one, and red wine vinegar and and then that's how you make a vinegar and oil salad dressing the easiest shit in the world, and then crumble some uh parmesan romano on romana is better pecco.

Guys speaking of a children's food, Chris, what's in your juice box?

Kind of juice box you got there?

Kalen, I don't know.

Honest is this is this honest, the honest juicealing honest?

You know it's honest always.

This is honest organic apply ever after hit the Frecking ef Hits the Frecked Spot.

Baby, more of a fruit punch kind of guy.

Yeah, Kale, do you juice box in it?

Oh?

Yeah, I mean yeah, you got a juice box when you have kids, you juice Yeah?

You box it, right, that's why you guys juice box it.

You will not juice box it after your kids don't juice box juice box it.

Dawson, Would you drink a beer in a juice box?

Like of course light came in a juice box, a little sippy straw.

It would help with maintaining if you were having to go, but if.

You were trying to if if that was like a vessel for the course, and it just looked like I was drinking apple juice, and I could do it like in church.

It meant like you go up to a bar and you say, give me a box of beer.

Yeah.

I would never.

I would never.

You know.

What about just drinking beer through a straw?

That was like a people really really look down on that, And I never thought, what's the big deal?

Yeah, people really upset whenever I would do it.

I mean people I would do it was not a big thing, like they made a pretty big deal about it.

They're humiliated in front of the table all the time by everybody.

Yeah, so I think.

That's it's just unnatural.

I don't know.

We shouldn't be drinking out straws anyway.

Right.

The turtles, the turtles.

Oh yeah, let me let me.

I will.

I will cut this box straw and a bunch of a little different pieces so that the turtles are okay.

All right, well, look we do have this is how you remind me?

I'm gonna tease it for the next episode because, ah, what's wrong, Matt?

Well, we gotta have Dawson here for it?

Is he not sticking around for the next episode?

Oh?

You want to do our this how you remind me in our patreons?

Yeah?

Sorry patreon episode?

Yeah, okay, okay, I guess that's fine.

A bit exist solely to get people to check out our back catalog, but that's okay.

Sure, Yeah, well, yeah, we're gonna do that.

I Matt, what do I got?

What do I got next week?

Well?

No, I'm just saying, you know what am I doing?

I just want to make sure that you're here.

I forget something.

No, no, no, you know, next.

Week it doesn't work out, I'm gonna be bummed.

All right, Matt did the there's a video?

Gosh, I did this once on the show.

I was like, I should talk about videos I watch online a lot, and I talked about that Googo Dolls video and then that was it, and the and the eagles man who saved all those kids out of the burning building, and and talk shit on Agalar.

But there's another video of this guy, this old man who is like doing a panel and he sits down and he crosses his legs and he sits on his balls.

And in the second, the second that he sits on his scrot show so many The second is on a scronum.

He's just he just goes and you know the exact moment and Matt, Matt doing that when you found out that we were pushing.

This is how you remind me.

Just note for no identical.

It's just honestly postponed hurt as much as sitting on my own balls would.

Herd Kle.

I haven't thought about that video.

And Christy used to show it to me when we worked at Carolivigial and I would watch it over and over and over again.

It's so fucking funny.

You should post somebody find them you can't find I don't know.

I'll try and find it.

We'll find it one day.

But but yeah, it's it's pretty legendary and it's it's I'm sure it was extremely painful to hate to laugh at that, but he's okay.

I'm sure he's okay if you're still alive, and yeah, so we'll be uh you know, we can watch that later and laugh about it.

All right.

Well, anyway, Matt was no for note, just that reaction, and it's just reminding me of it.

So there's a video that i've I've watched a personal viral video.

All right, well, why don't go around the horn, guitar plugs in and we'll GTFO start Patreon so we can tell the Patriot listeners to go back to our gives to listen to and listen.

But I look, there's some Patreon listeners who want we want to go back as well, so and sometimes they have people listening in their car.

So let's go around the horn, getter plugs in and GTFO I will start over there.

Awesome, can't just walk here it.

He's criky.

I couldn't wait for between shows.

I'll watch it right now.

We're trying to wrap it up.

Galen's laughing, he's making me laugh.

I need it.

There's no sound.

I don't think I'll.

Think there's sound.

I don't think there's sound.

O.

Uh Well, first of all, I'm gonna plug not sitting on your balls.

That's definitely for the best.

Uh.

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And now I'm gonna watch a video of someone sitting on their balls someone else tries to promote.

I might even watching it just makes me laugh.

But he's watching it all right, I just saw it.

Yeah, time you want exact moment?

What your buck for you, buddy.

He's watching the video right now.

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Yeah, so just follow me at Los Angeles that's so.

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I really don't care.

Well I care.

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