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Matt Lieb, Live From a Toilet in Sedona [Teaser]

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[SPEAKER_02]: The other problem was that it realized that was also wasn't a question, like it's just like it's shit.

[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, it's Matt.

[SPEAKER_00]: Hi, Matt.

[SPEAKER_00]: Did you park?

[SPEAKER_00]: No, I didn't even shit.

[SPEAKER_00]: I have to go to start the pod.

[SPEAKER_02]: We started.

[SPEAKER_02]: Hey, are you playing a, are you in a Rick Nielsen tribute band?

[SPEAKER_02]: Is that why you address like that?

[SPEAKER_00]: I don't understand the reference, and I won't respond to it.

[SPEAKER_02]: He's the nerd from T-Trick.

[SPEAKER_01]: We're saying RIP to our favorite.

[SPEAKER_01]: Wire cast members.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, fuck.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: I can James Ransome.

[SPEAKER_01]: Want to maybe the best part of generation kill.

[SPEAKER_01]: That's right.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, absolutely.

[SPEAKER_00]: Where's Brandon?

[SPEAKER_02]: I actually read the generation.

[SPEAKER_02]: Brandon after, uh, after I, after I, uh, like, but after I saw the television show and I couldn't picture that was one of those instances.

[SPEAKER_00]: We're coming on, listening to me.

[SPEAKER_00]: Where's Brandon?

[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, he's a pump exploded.

[SPEAKER_01]: He put a pump exploded.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: He's also doing some plumbing related activity like you.

[SPEAKER_02]: He came over to fix your mom's plumbing.

[SPEAKER_00]: I'm shitting out of my butt.

[SPEAKER_00]: I can't even hear your snide remarks about my mother.

[SPEAKER_00]: I have to go, uh, but this is the only time I have away from my family.

[SPEAKER_00]: I love vacation.

[SPEAKER_00]: Did you find it farting spot?

[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, eventually I found a part is, oh, you, you heard about the story.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, you pulled this story.

[SPEAKER_00]: Of course.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: My dick my show.

[SPEAKER_01]: You're in Sedona.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm in Sedona.

[SPEAKER_01]: What's next for the event your adventures in Sedona?

[SPEAKER_01]: What are you doing for New Year's Eve?

[SPEAKER_00]: I'm I'm going to go out to a restaurant.

[SPEAKER_00]: Hold on.

[SPEAKER_00]: I'm pushing.

[SPEAKER_00]: We're going to go up to a restaurant after we put our child down and then and then and then I'll finally enjoy myself after four days.

[SPEAKER_01]: Wait wait, you're going to kill your child.

[SPEAKER_01]: Put your child down.

[SPEAKER_01]: We're going to live in a farm.

[SPEAKER_00]: You know what?

[SPEAKER_00]: I called here to talk to my best friends, Brendan and Sean.

[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, how's there you?

[SPEAKER_00]: All right, now I'm no longer alone in a bathroom.

[SPEAKER_00]: You guys have a good time, how's the bike going?

[SPEAKER_00]: It's going good.

[SPEAKER_00]: It's good, how is Sedona?

[SPEAKER_00]: It's great, I don't know, man.

[SPEAKER_00]: You know what's really great is going on vacation.

[SPEAKER_00]: It's not vacation.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_00]: Everyone here loves crystals.

[SPEAKER_00]: And...

[SPEAKER_00]: And they're like, oh, the energy is so good.

[SPEAKER_00]: And I'm just like, oh, yeah, you know, it's good.

[SPEAKER_00]: Good energy waiting 45 minutes for a fucking parking spot.

[SPEAKER_00]: So you've got to hike.

[SPEAKER_02]: There was no other role.

[SPEAKER_02]: But there's no other places to park.

[SPEAKER_02]: Doesn't it just like a trail?

[SPEAKER_02]: Can you just park anywhere on the trail?

[SPEAKER_00]: No, there's still laws.

[SPEAKER_00]: They got laws here.

[SPEAKER_00]: Just those are laws.

[SPEAKER_00]: I got to go.

[SPEAKER_00]: OK, don't take a copy, Sheriff Joe.

[SPEAKER_00]: What's that?

[SPEAKER_00]: Isn't Sheriff Joe around there somewhere?

[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know shit about shit.

[SPEAKER_00]: I want to get out of here.

[SPEAKER_00]: Joe or pile.

[SPEAKER_00]: All I want is to be at home, just chillin'.

[SPEAKER_00]: I want to park.

[SPEAKER_02]: Instead, here in the Arizona Arizona.

[SPEAKER_00]: And so Donna, recharging your crystals.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, dude, everyone here's just all the, the, the vortex.

[SPEAKER_00]: That's all they talk about.

[SPEAKER_00]: It's a fucking vortex.

[SPEAKER_00]: There's no fucking vortex.

[SPEAKER_00]: It's nothing.

[SPEAKER_00]: Everyone here is lying to themselves.

[SPEAKER_00]: It's like, it's watching mass hysteria.

[SPEAKER_00]: And I fucking hate it.

[SPEAKER_00]: It's like going to a place where everyone thinks astrology's real.

[SPEAKER_00]: And I'm, I'm the asshole.

[SPEAKER_00]: I'm the fucking asshole.

[SPEAKER_00]: I'm the one here who's just like, you're all on drugs.

[SPEAKER_00]: I'm so, like, I think you're just supposed to not be sober, so they can lie to you.

[SPEAKER_00]: It's like an entire town where everyone's on fucking GHB.

[SPEAKER_00]: Everyone is taping themselves so they can believe that courts has energy.

[SPEAKER_00]: Shut up!

[SPEAKER_00]: Shut up!

[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, is that what you love to like from Phoenix when you've done like too much coke and you need to like get it You just want to wear all turquoise all the time Yeah, you need to get it to mindfulness.

[SPEAKER_00]: It's such a it's high in it's I'm going to hide It's it's high in so like everyone's fucking Italian or someone wow some weird Okay, I got to go I got to go my wife's calling love you guys [SPEAKER_01]: Wow, everyone's Italian or Chinese.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's the Dota Arizona.

[SPEAKER_02]: Well, that he's got Francesca covered.

[SPEAKER_02]: I think he was just looking at his mom in the world.

[SPEAKER_02]: He's like, wow, everyone's Chinese and Italian.

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