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Hi, this is donal Lynn and welcome to my Hot Wife podcast, where we discussed all the good, the bad, and the really erotic of the swinger lifestyle.

Hello everybody, this is Donald Linn and welcome once again to my Hot Wife podcast test.

I'm here again with my wonderful husband, Your husband, wonderful on anyway, You're wonderful to me, dear.

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Well, like the last show, Oh man, yeah, you were fine, you said I was fine.

I don't know, I apologize if I was like going off with some tangent about I don't know what.

I just I've had my shows where I was bothering drunk.

So you're about to have.

That'd be the last time I pot like that the one thing.

And I'm done drinking alcohol.

Yeah, Okay, a dirty martini?

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So so dirty martin, cloudy water, all of them with green makes me want to just lock it, swallow those after I chew them.

Okay, so I don't even know where it is fun?

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Because it's it's just silly.

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Oh my god?

Yeah, I'm all the fun I'm having.

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I love that.

Yeah, I've gotten a couple of emails and messages lately from new listeners, which is really cool.

One of them asked about the spunk whip.

We sent them some Yes you did, and another gentleman actually sent me a video of Again we're not gonna mention names, sent me a video of his wife with one of their favorite players.

They practiced the hot wife lifestyle.

That's that's awesome, where it was very ironical.

Always always enjoy seeing that stuff.

You know, I'm not gay or dead, so mentally so.

And I got to talk to our account the other day doing our taxes, and here's a woman who is very vanilla but enjoys the podcast.

So I'd be interested in hearing from other people who have stumbled across the podcast to practice of vanilla lifestyle.

But like the podcast, I'd really like to hear from you.

I think it'd be a you know, tell us about yourself and what you'd like about the podcast.

Is it something like you the fantasy of being a swinger, or just the stupid stupid things we say on this show.

I mean, I don't know which is the whole show.

That's probably the ladder there.

All right, it wasn't all matters.

So with that said, the one thing, so today you got to have fun with one of your regular.

Playmates earlier today.

So I'm still I think I'm a little crusty in my face.

Though, I'm going to take it to the car washing powerwasher.

I might enjoy that.

You got to do something a little different.

You did this years and years ago, but I mean years and years ago.

No, yeah, but you got to do something more recently.

You did something now, what you tell a story?

Yeah, Well, we have a inversion table and my husband perversion table.

What is now?

But when I used it before I was on it, I was upside down and I was giving my playmate a blowjob that way.

So previous one, the previous one, yeah, years ago, and I was like, well, let's we have this inversion table or perversion table.

Now absolutely, I said, let's use that.

I mean, my playmates a pretty in really good shape, you know, so these apps could just because you can't be like, you know, somebody who wasn't in shape and fit.

Otherwise it could be like me, so like my belly would flop flop up and cover my face and smother me.

Probably you said that, Well, the fat funk was on the inversion table, I went upside down, and the fat rolls would run up and just smothered him.

I think I considered suicide.

He knew how fat he was.

It could be difficult if you don't have like abdominal muscles, if you're not in a good position, and you're.

Not going to be staring at me, say.

I'm really staring at you.

So anybody's like, I picked a playmate that would be able to do this.

So actually he was all the inversion perversion table and I squatted over his face so he could eat my pussy.

And I'm just a teeny bit short, but I could still blow him when he's upside down, So that was kind of cool.

Why are you showing the knife to me?

I'm just opening I'm opening up my multitude.

I just reached in there and opened one and it happened to be a knife.

Oh.

I was like, where are you playing with the knife?

Or stop?

Sorry, I'm sure.

So that was actually kind of cool because I could blow him and I could be eating like a sixty nine except for on this inversion table and it's it's not straight up and down, but it's like af into like an angle.

So it was kind of good.

It was kind of cool.

You know, we have to modify a couple of things so we can do some other pretty cool.

Yeah, I'm just a little bit short, like I wanted him to be on the table and like just had me like bend over like cou touch my toes and he could just like fuck me kind of doggy, but like you know, do do anal that way?

And I'm just like a couple inches too short of like yeah, I'm sure you don't understand that.

So next time, if I could wear heels or something with a little bit of a lift, I think that would work.

You wear your door of the explorer.

Door to explore these heels, you know with the little blinking lights.

I'm just a little bit short for that.

Actually, I was getting guess the other day, Oh I guess wow that I was getting it.

Yeah, and I was even getting some from my truck.

A woman pulled up a pump, a couple of pumps over and she got out of the thing.

Was like, wow, she's as an Amazon compared to that.

Really literally this woman and she wasn't like a dwar for whatever.

She was portunate board, but she probably I'm going to guess you're four eleven.

She might have been for seven.

Oh wow, that's quite a bit short, maybe four six.

I think she would have had to jump a little see over the hood.

Oh that's terrible.

I mean again, it's a penis super.

Yeah, the superus fit me like my kid is.

Not meant for small little lesbians.

Small little lesbians like my legs are two partic size lesbians.

I have to pillows and all the cars I drive, I always have to anyway rotic stuff.

Yeah, I forget about the car.

So I'm just too short to do the anal.

I wanted to do anal, and I just I couldn't.

I was a little too short for that.

So we ended up flipping around and I had them on the perversion table and I was blowing them somewhere like on my knees.

It was like a vertical sixty ninety.

Yeah, well I did the vertical sixty nine.

Then it was just like regular, like he was standing up and I was on my knees blowing them.

And then we went to the other side.

And yeah, unlike you know, like some guys like to pick a woman up and from upside down, but no one was picking anybody up.

He was actually on that on the version table and it was upside down.

And you know, I'm videotaping, so I can't say a whole lot because no one want to hear me, but you know, he's upside down and I'm trying to motion to you you might need to give him a break all the blood.

Yeah, and I got to try.

You started to move a little bit and he started coming up.

He just go deeper into your pussy with his face and You're like, oh, you don't want to get up.

I'm like, he probably can't talk.

So I did.

I let him up.

I figured it was long enough, let him.

Up eat my pussy.

Maybe I'll let you up eat my pussy.

Boy.

That was fun.

It was a good time.

And then well we flipped him around so he was like leaning against the perversion table and again I was on my.

Knees and the blood rush to the other.

Head exactly and he Wow, that was a huge fucking I know.

It was bouncing off your face and coming towards me.

I've crawled back.

My fucking ass grew legs.

Man, I'm walking backwards, my ass cheeks fucking come coming to know.

I got it all over my engaged to him or something.

An it was like, yeah, it was.

That was a very good facial.

Yeah, I mean was a lot.

He saved that fucker up.

Yeah, he did.

That was that was super fun.

So okay, so that was just afternoon, Yes, that was this afternoon.

That was a good time.

That was a lot of fun, a lot of fun.

So us, what's the topic, Oh, wife breeding?

So on that note, And I didn't get a cream pie.

I had gotten a cream pie that would been a better segue, but I got a facial But that's okay.

So, yes, sperms are flying, So the whole a.

T shirt, sperms are flying.

I will wear it because it depends on where it's flying to or from exactly.

So yeah, this whole thing, with the whole wife breeding thing, I've seen a lot of videos and people talk about it, and you know the gang there's the gang bang.

Generally it's a big fantasy.

Yea, it is a big It could be something people do practice.

Well, you can practice, but not to not to finish, not to the actual to the individuals.

Yeah, that's up to them.

Sure, I think it's just basically kept as a fan to see with the alpha alpha male or the bull coming into.

I've seen a lot of it with interracial sex.

Yes, absolutely, I've.

Seen videos labeled where the wife is doing a a BBC gang bang and it's like, you know, they just they want them to breed her.

It's it's a big cream pie party, huge cream It's like, you know, the husband's like, yeah, you know what, all you guys would jump into her and you know, so we don't know who the father is, but you know, just you know, fill her up, impregnator.

It's like, what do you think that's the fantasy?

What do you think that's the way it's.

I would say probably ninety nine point nine percent times it's a fantasy.

Oh, I would think so too.

You know.

I mean it's kind of hard to explain to your family events.

Your child's cute, coo, but.

It doesn't look like either of you because it looks a little bark.

I never think Donald might be cheating on you.

No, Donad's not cheating on me.

Did you notice your child it doesn't look like an African American?

Yep, yep?

Does yep?

Sure that doesn't.

Where were you?

No?

Not really, No, Donna got pregnant during that BBC gang bag.

Oh huh yeah, exactly what Yeah, a whole other can of worms.

You know, I mean, I'm not saying if I'm sure people have gotten pregnated by someone, they're playing with that isn't their significant other, and they still have raised a child and everything else, and that's great, but it's you know, it's one thing.

I mean, unless your family knows about you and what you do, you want to.

Keep that on the down low.

I think this is something that's definitely more of a fantasy, definitely more of a fantasy than actual completion.

Sure, oh, I think.

Yeah, the fantasy you can relive over and over again.

Yes, you know, it's like how many times do you want to get your wife pregnant period, whether it's you or somebody else, And oh no, that's my fantasy.

I went seventeen exactly by by potentially thirty five different men exactly.

I don't.

I mean, the fantasy is very alluring, but the reality is.

Your second child looks African American, their third child an Asian.

Well, we kid looks half Latino and half Middle Eastern.

Okay, that's a mixture.

Wan ach met No, he's fine.

Yeah, but no, the fantasy of it, of you know, I mean, again, if that's your fantasy to to go through that, I mean, and we'll stick with the pretend.

Yeah, fantasy.

I think that's fine, you know, I mean You've had people ask you for custom videos where they want to see you get pregnant.

Oh yeah, yeah, Oh yeah, that's a huge one.

That's a huge one.

You know, tell me, you know, tell me how strong your you know your sperm is and how much you know, how how virile you are.

Yeah, so that's a whole.

Huge to the egg, to the egg.

To the egg.

We go, well that this plays right and along with that whole alpha male bull thing that seems to you know, guys want to their I was looking for a bull or somebody who's the alpha male for their wife.

Now do you find that kind of When I think of that, I think it's kind of this is just my personal opinion kind of degrading to the husband.

Or is that just the husband's in alpha or not?

Well, piece in alpha.

I'm an alpha in a fairness, I mean, you know, I don't I'm not intimidated, nor do I want to be degraded.

I've made that queer to people you play with.

I don't sit there and tried to degrade me, because I will beat you to death while you're naked.

That's not a pretty picture.

Yeah, but I mean.

No, I mean people who are into that that they feel they're not on alpha.

That's fine.

I mean I don't walk around beat my chest and say I'm a alpha.

Right.

There are people again, we know, people that have been women, that have been doms, and they talk about some of their biggest clients, patrons, whatever you gonna call them, being people of power.

I mean I dated that one woman I talked about at work.

She was so dominant.

But as soon as we left work, you know, like I said, hey, we're doing.

I don't care like a wet rag have an opinions.

What are we doing this weekend?

We want to But at work it's like about this project.

Yeah, you will do Jesus.

Christ and you brought the whole which so do this?

You know, so maybe these these guys maybe you know, I can't really speak to this.

Yeah, this is definitely out of our realm.

Yeah, you know, so much is.

Paying bills, making money.

We don't understand that either.

Long division, Why the alphabet song?

Why the alphabets in the way?

It is that?

Because this a song?

You know?

So the Yeah, are these predominantly guys that are in normal life very dominant, but when it comes sexually they be I'm very submissive.

That could be definitely one scenario.

Absolutely absolutely.

And then sometimes the man is just more subservient or more of a sub in general, and so he we've prit of couples or I I remember talking to somebody in the lifestyle and and that's what his that he wanted to find a bull for his wife, you know, a very dominant but not overly dominant, you know, man black white.

They didn't care.

They just wanted a bull for his wife.

Hmm.

And I just think he was just going.

To shoot with us.

Yeah, okay, great couple.

I don't find the husband necessary to be the alpha.

You can agree with me or whatever.

I'm not sure what a couple you're reading.

They were going to shoot with us.

A lot of I don't know what you're trying.

Oh okay, okay, there, I get it now.

Because he's like making all these like weird gestures.

I'm like, I don't know who the fuck you're talking about, dude, I have no idea, now I do, Okay, Yeah.

Husband guy, he's from the death great guy.

He's not an alpha.

He's a little I was, he's not an alpha.

Just he's very low keyed.

He's like goes with the expresses what he likes.

She plays along, but then ultimately when he gets to getting up to the line.

She backs up.

Yeah, so she's the one who's the dominant one.

Yeah, because that's fine, that's fine.

Well, here's the thing is, sometimes just talking about it and stuff is very exciting, and then when the rubber hits the asphole, you're like, you know what I mean, Oh, that's gonna be very painful.

That's not good for.

Play right there on the don't funk on the road.

I'm just wondering their case.

Sometimes this whole, the whole entire thing is the fantasy is convinced.

And that actually is what's coming to my mind is.

As never even has to materialize.

He wants to see her, and I think she's not necessarily opposed to it one hundred percent, but she's not on board one hundred percent.

Right.

That's a weird dynamic there, but that's fine.

That's you know, some people taking one for the team.

We've talked about Yeah.

Well it could be to We've talked about things like, you know, certain the threesomes and and they sound really great in my head and very erotic, and I know I definitely want to do them again.

It's not like I haven't done them.

But sometimes, like you said, the fantasy is more erotic than the actual act.

And sometimes with people, certain people, the fantasy is enough just talking about Oh baby, I want to see you with somebody else.

I want to see you spit roasted.

I want to see that, you know, come dripping out of your pussy.

And sometimes that's it.

And I keep telling you I don't have a pussy.

That's not a pussy, Okay, I want to see the cum dripping out of your ass.

And then I tell you that's only one of us.

Both of us don't want that.

Well, you know what I'm saying.

Sometimes I think that that's enough much, that's too much.

Yeah, I mean, there's something very erotic about being having a guy come inside your your pussy.

That's not your husband getting scared.

I steal it.

From my point of view, something thixty about having a guy come in your husband's head.

No, no, no, no, no, unless you're into that.

When I know you're not.

He's gagging again, Do I need to bring up.

Come on, let me refer a song about it.

Let me phrase that man eating woman's ass, woman eating woman's ass.

Fine, anyone eating man's ass not good, not even visually attractive.

We beat that putting a cigarette out and fried eggs not attractive.

Well, there's this whole thing about the whole wife breeding thing.

It's it's breaking a taboo because you know, it's is somebody else's come.

That's kind of what I was getting at.

That's a wifing thing.

You hear the whole phrase Stephen or number one fan, number one fan, and it's teetering.

It's tittering and teethering whatever.

He's teetering, teetering.

It's the word tittering.

Tittering is if you titter, it's different than teetering.

Teetering is like you're on the tip and you can fall over the fence one way or the other.

Okay, so anyway, let's stick with the interesting stuff.

Now this is the wrong word word.

I want you just make up words.

He's teetering, I run the board I can make up with he's tittering.

Okay, so he's on the fence where a number one fan, it doesn't reach out so much.

We have a gentleman who sends me jokes and that.

He's climbing, climbing like he's right there.

Two more jokes, I think him.

Okay, go on, what we're gonna say about being on the fence.

Oh no, they talk about reclaiming, like when you play, if you're fucking another man's wife, then the husband can get to go reclaim your right.

And that's a whole big I mean.

To me, it's like they make it sound like it's a big game like Dungeons and Dragons, which is a PEDm thing.

But anyway, I don't have to reclaimer.

She's mine anyway.

Yeah, you know, I just I just loan her out and then powerwasher.

I don't even loan her out.

It's like I give you free will.

That's the way.

That's the way I look at it.

It's and and God bless you you like you said hey so and says coming over tomorrow one o'clock.

Is that okay with you?

It's like, I'm okay with It's up to you.

I'm not fucking the guy.

Well, I want to make sure you don't have you know, I had my girlfriend's coming over and you gotta hold a camera this time, and you know whatever, or join in or go home.

Tell me one time that happened.

Never okay, said vince never.

But okay, but you could if I tell you that, it means I'm going down to the studio, go to lock the doors and master be it.

That's code.

My girlfriend's coming over.

It's rosy palm and her fore finger.

You see me just scrubbing one hand in the kitchen.

I'm clean, I'm cleaning, I'm clean.

Moisturizing just the one hand so it feel soft.

I'll cleaning as fast as I can.

It's oh my god, you're just so not right.

But yeah, I'm very right.

Well for us, there is no reclaiming.

I mean some guys that I have to go back and you know, dirty up again.

But whatever, I mean fairness.

Like one thing we're not into is choking.

Yeah, and we tell guys you play with, don't choke.

Don't choke me because.

It could be dangerous.

Well besides that, besides that, I don't feel I hate to sound.

Like my dad say it's degrading.

None he's ever.

Said that, where's a cigarette?

It's also my dad of course, actually the same impersonation.

Here's our dad's now.

Birth deceased oak moon on is something happy.

But anyway, you think it's degrading, you think it's degrading.

And again, I don't want to sound like someone who claims property.

I don't think of you as property because there's no value there.

Just rates keep going up, but there's still no value.

Plumbting it's a super fun site, has no street value.

But the super fun a minute, I like the super fund.

Analogy, say fun, I said fun fun.

Yeah, I put a d in there.

Yeah, trying trying to be a super fun site.

But and what is this afternoon?

Not to me?

But anyway, Oh well.

Too bad for you.

Wow, let's just say that the super fun if a lot of things get dumped in me.

Okay, I'm just saying.

Exactly if if I liked you, that would hurt.

But anyway, No, I use a phrase of terminology that like your mind.

I don't mean that in a possessive way.

Should I just get these shackles?

Please?

Can?

I just need to put the ball back in?

But anyway, No, you're someone I care about.

That might be better to say so.

I don't want to see harm or the portrayal of harm to you.

Right.

That infuriates me.

Right, I'm a very protective person, but not possessive.

Oh, there's a difference between no, no, I'm I'm agreeing.

I'm just saying that that's actually interesting.

Yeah, you're not possessed and you're protective.

Yeah, and there is a difference, Like you get upset sometimes when guys smack my ass too hard, and it's fine because my ass gets red really easy.

Anyway, I think just looks good.

Hurting back to my seat.

They do that, and you're like during a video like oh yeah, oh yeah.

But then like after they leave or anything, it's like, motherfuckers smack my ass kind of hard.

It's like, well, then don't let them smack your ass.

Sometimes you complain about it.

Sometimes it's like we can't have it both both ways.

Yeah, I agree.

But when I looked at the video, I'm like, yeah, I'm good it didn't complain because it looked really good.

Kick it over that you didn't complain.

When did that ever happen?

Oh that's the I'm looking.

I mean, I'm looking at the window right now.

I don't see the four horsemen.

On the.

So now.

But anyway, so back to the topic we kind of wandering.

Yeah, I mean the fantasy of it of and again for you, you know, I mean, you're past the point of ever being able to get pregnant again.

Oh yeah, so I may ask you a question about that.

We have other topics that are kind of related.

Is there a level of empowerment hang on for you knowing one you're making this guy or guys or team or counties or the fifth regiment have an orgasm, like bringing them to orgasm and like kind of let's say it's a cream pie obviously, like like empowering like you that you know, you're like, okay, yeah, I'm gonna let you come in me.

Is there is there an empowerment for you with that?

Well?

Yeah, In fact, that's funny when you gave me this list of the waite reading and female empowerment is next all list, you know.

Yeah, well it's.

Oh, I definitely think it's a.

Yeah, yeah, it's you can say call it empowerment.

There's a there's an endearment in a way, yeah, because it makes men and dear to you.

It's God, I had to wear a condom with somebody or whatever.

You know, it's like, oh my god.

Most girls don't want me to do that.

I don't.

For us, It's it's not a problem because I well, I can't get pregnant obviously, but you know, yeah, it's definitely something that brings them closer to me because they can do that with me when they can't do that with other people.

Possibly, possibly, And which is.

More empowering vaginal creampi or anal.

Creampire anals because it's more more taboo.

That's how many people know.

I'm asking you for you.

I can't say yeah, well for me, anals just you know where I want to be most of the time anyway, because that's just for me.

It sometimes it just feels better.

It sounds like our friend Jay, she has really discovered you and she is now.

Actually that Yes, in fact, when.

Makes them both come faster.

Oh yeah, there's no doubt about it.

It's a little tighter.

It's a little different feeling.

If you talk to guys, you know, it kind of feels the same, but other guys say it feels a little bit different, or maybe just the fact that it's in their head that it's not the pussy, it's the ass, which is more taboo.

It makes it a little more naughty.

And how many women, well men, women think people don't give it up?

Sure don't, don't you don't not my ass not my ass, and I was like that too for a little.

My boyfriend in your as he says, you don't have a vagina, said, then don't get your dick out.

Keep it.

We're here having beers.

Put your dick up away.

Christ you think, I think when you're an altar boy, you could just fucking be the altar boy when sorry, that was wrong.

You're very You're wrong on so many levels here, But yeah, that the anal is usually the taboo thing.

A lot of people don't want to give it up.

They're not you know, it's something that they themselves, or they don't do anal at all because it doesn't feel good or whatever.

Well, I think, okay, I'll put myself in a position of a single guy.

Okay, One, I got to fuck this guy's wife, he's right there.

Okay.

Two, I'm gonna cream pyre, which is yeah, that's kind of taboo, Like, Okay, I get the fuck her ass in front of her husband.

I do more tabot and then I get the cream pie her ass more.

It's you this taboo on top of taboo, on top of taboo.

Sorry it was me I hit this.

Sorry.

Yeah, so that that's kind of very very cool there that you can.

I guess it is a type of empowerment.

So yeah, because I'm letting people do those things to me, but I'm I'm allowing.

Them to especially every time you would a guy fuck your ass, you always like, okay, I don't you should guys in my ass?

But okay, and he says to.

The last okay, they're just like a little there's a signing backer it says, enter here.

Your videos and the same thing for all.

I enjoy anal.

I would have done anal today if I was just two inches taller and I could just like you know, it was like perfect, was like right there, but I was just two inches too short.

Oh there you go?

Is that a threader of promise?

I got the fist ready for me.

Oh, I'm gonna get my two hours of anal fisting.

Explain that I'm.

Pretty sure we did.

If you make it like short, just abbreviated just to recap.

Should I just tell the story of that or with my daughter?

That just sounded wrong?

Now I gotta explained.

I know the joke up once.

My daughter was living with us when she was younger, and we always kid around about sexual thing.

We'd be going to bed and like, okay, we're gonna go make some animal noises.

Just ignore that.

Held she moves out.

She don't know.

She moved down and got married everything else.

He husband was a great guy.

And in that time I started joking around with Donna, the whole reverse psychology thing of like, dope, don't be sucking my dick tonight.

Wherever you do, I would, hey, have you suck my dick tonight?

Okay, So with that one time, I just made a joke like, you keep that ship up, done it.

I'm not giving you your two hours of anal fisting today.

You go.

So that was a joke, and I've said it covis times and obviously not been aware when I said it.

So one night he said it so much, that's the problem.

So one day my daughter and uh brought the sun in law over here and I'm making dinner and stuff like that, and again it just slips out.

Something went on with the conversation.

I said, Donna, keep it up, You're not getting you two hours anal fisting.

Also, my daughter slams her fists on table.

She goes, that's where the fuck he got it.

I'm like what she And now my son, all back up, real quick, sun all very stoic, very quiet young man, A great guy.

He doesn't has very little sense of humor.

If he told a joke, you would not know it.

Yeah, he's super dry, great guy though, Love him to death.

And anyway, I go what she goes.

The other day he says to me, keep that up.

I'm not giving you two hours resting.

I was like, where the fuck do you get that from?

She was.

All he did was laugh and walked away.

She was, I should have guessed they got it from you.

Yeah, yeah, I said, Oh, I guess I must have said that in front of him.

So apparently he also says a lot of other things.

I say, So that's our running joke.

Not not in the least.

That's why they won't let me teach at Sunday School.

There's probably one reason.

When you're over there and he's got his fist and he's like kind of like muck spitting on him, like, h two hours manal fisting.

Here we go.

So anyway, so do you find that empowering and a turn on?

Getting creampied?

Oh?

Yeah, yeah, that's very hot.

It's very hot.

It's there's the fantasy I have about the breeding, and it is just a fantasy.

It's like having you know, guys coming you over and over and over again.

I think in the fantasy realm I find very erotic.

The reality, I don't know, it seems like to be kind of messy and slippery and whatever.

The one girl cream Pie Kathy.

Yes, yeah, woman, yes, I saw she does like.

A lot of gang bang things with just a cream Kai cream Pie gang bang.

Yeah.

You would think when you get that full of seamen that no one's getting traction and then they're going to last forever.

Yeah, that's what I would think, you know, I don't know.

I don't know.

Maybe we'll have to experiment.

Wow, no shyness there.

Well, I think I'm due for a decent three.

So maybe, you know, cream pile thing might.

Be kind of I haven't heard back from our friend that we approached about that.

If he had a friend, yeah, yeah, to reach out to him again.

So it's gonna be interesting.

So the fantasy of breeding, where do you stand with that?

I find it very erotic in the fan to see form okay, well, and to the part of acting out the fantasy I find also very erotic.

I just like, like, what we said before with fantasies are always better than reality.

I think be really cool would be fucked by multiple guys.

I have them all come inside me.

I find that very erotic.

Okay, so is it a fantasy or role playing?

It could be a little bit of both, sure.

Okay, sure, no wrong answer.

No, No, there's definitely a little bit of role playing.

You've done things with the step son thing.

Yeah, it's that's hard to get into that role.

I don't find that.

Very theoretically, the step son and breeding the step mom.

That's true.

There there could be that pregnancy.

Oh I do the fake one, the fake one.

I just like, well, she's gained some weight what was called her pregnancy.

Yeah.

Yeah.

There are guys who are approached me on certain platforms that that's what they really wanted to see, and I oblige them by getting that prosthetic.

It was really silly have a picture of me.

Like, oh no, look give me I'm pregnant.

At sixty three.

So that was kind I sent you that picture.

I'm like, oh look, Luca came in the mail today my pregnancy value and people found it very erotic.

It's like very bizarre.

But.

Eroticism transcends so many different weird taboos, fetishes, whatever you want to call them, that this whole pregnancy and wife breeding is just one aspect of all these fetishes.

So, I mean they were gratified by they They really enjoyed the video.

They thought it was something very erotic.

And you know, the guys were writing me, oh yeah, my young sperm wouldn't pregnate you, and it's like, not one, dude, I'm been in Menopaulsit's bioloon.

You know, let's let's go back biology class.

The hand could open the door knob, but the factory.

Shut exactly one.

But all the workers have gone home.

Pretty much.

The equipment, the equipment, well, the equipment still.

There, it's just not being used.

The power power, nothing is running.

Oh this kid insisted, Oh man, I'm twenty four, my sperm is so strong, blah blah blah, I'll knock you up.

And that was his fantasy though, And I was like, at first, I did argue with him.

I was like, dude, that's not going to happen here, Like, let's go biology one O one, folks, biology one O one.

Let's go back, let's follow the science here.

And he just wasn't getting it, so I just played into it and he loved it.

When I made that video, he was like, yeah, I was all on top of that.

I was like, there you go.

I just I'm just here to please, I guess.

But it's there's always that psychological aspect that's always behind the veil of these fetishes.

In honesty, again, it's the topic of itself, the whole fantasy.

You know that maybe we need to explore that as a next show that you know, vanilla life, where you don't have fantasies, you don't have desires per se.

You just like, Okay, we're going to do missionary and that's all we're gonna do.

You know, we're going to do the typical you know, mad of night sex thing.

No, I but we it just weepened in this swinger life's so for so long.

But even before swinging, we didn't.

Do just missionary.

Before I was were you brought me into the.

I've talked about this one hundred years ago in the show, like my grandparents only had sex.

My grandfather apparently thought you only had sex to reproduce I always have a pleasure or anything else.

He only had it to have my my father, and once she got pregnant with my father, was sex stopped.

I think maybe that's why he's a crotchy old fuck.

Well, yeah, they're missing the whole boat.

Yes, sex can definitely be for that, but we also found it for us and other couples, millions of couples that find that having intimacy, however you describe it, whether there's intercourse or not, it doesn't matter.

Some type of intimacy.

About the The next show, okay, is about we're going to do fantasies.

How important fantasies are?

Oh?

Absolutely down.

Okay, you write that down and I'm just going to shut up about it because we'll leave that for the next show.

Shutting up us.

That ain't happening anytime as soon as it so we keep.

The horse about breeding.

And again I want to thank you everyone for.

Listening or or whatever we were doing here.

Guys, we're just we're just background noise.

Again.

Challenge, I haven't done this, challenge you all again.

We don't ask you for a dime, and we won't, but we challenge you to find two friends you think might like the podcast.

Haply friends that you like, well, maybe if you hate them torture.

That's fine too.

Friends that one listen to podcasts too, are open sexually.

They don't have to be swingers, no, just something to have fun.

And again, we try to bring you the swinger lifestyle.

We try to bring you fun with sex.

We try to bring them a little bit of humor.

Maybe, yeah, crickets crickets on this.

Side showing pictures you naked, they'll.

Absolutely and they're all over the internet, so have at it.

But anyway, so again we can't thank you guys all enough, men and women and everybody else you identify as.

So I want to thank you for listening and until next show

Have a great night, everybody.