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Humor and Relationships

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Speaker 1

Welcome to the Hot Wife Podcast, where we dive into discussions about relationships, intimacy, and everything in between.

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Now let's heat things up.

Speaker 2

You'll let them get to SCRAMed it.

Time to roughly your wild streams.

Speaker 1

I'm work podcast, breaking all the norms, open discussions about the swing a fall.

Speaker 3

Hello everybody, this is Donald Linn and welcome to my Hot White podcast.

Of course, I'm here with my wonderful husband Vince, as usual, so wonderful, I think.

So, I think you're the best.

Speaker 2

Yeah, well that's all matters.

Speaker 3

Yeah, I mean you dot all the i's and cross all the tea's in my book.

Speaker 2

But I haven't seen your teas in a while.

Speaker 3

Too cold my tea.

Speaker 2

I told you I wore them up.

Speaker 3

Oh that's so sweet.

This wind is already.

Speaker 2

Yeah, I've been the last a few days have been quite show fucking single digits, almost into the negative single digits.

It's fucking ridiculous.

Speaker 3

We've had so many like mild winters.

I think with this one being like more of a normal winter, we're putting us We're like, uh.

Speaker 2

And the fine normal Well I can't on any.

Speaker 3

Level, no, no, okay, more normal.

But yeah, it's a little bit of a shock for us.

We've been kind of, you know, had it easy for the past couple of winters, and I was like, what the temple and zero?

This sucks.

Hey.

Speaker 2

We always give out the email addressed in the very beginning, which is info hot wivepodcast dot com.

Like to hear from you guys, always a pleasure.

We try to answer every email.

I think we do it successfully.

And again we've had a few people writing in and they've been really cool answering questions for him, and we have you pardon me, uh and then you know they're like, oh man, I'm sorry for bugging.

It's like, really, you're not really bugging those we don't really have lives, So.

Speaker 3

Yeah, well that that's true.

Speaker 2

I mean, honestly, when was I mean we went out with a friend several weeks ago for dinner.

I mean I mean several weeks ago, several weeks ago, and uh, we haven't.

We don't go out to eat, we don't do anything.

We work.

Now come home.

Well, you work from home, so you're always home.

Speaker 3

I'm always home.

Speaker 2

So you're not interrupting us, not even a little bit.

I think Next Saturday is that house party.

Okay, we're going just to visit.

Not going to be a play session because your shoulders show out a commission.

There's going to be a little social visit.

Say hi everybody, and you know.

So we're looking forward to that.

But back to the original thing there was, Yeah, please you have questions, comments, whatever.

Speaker 3

Disturbing.

Speaker 2

A couple of people were telling us how awesome we are, and that's that's awesome.

You think that again.

We're just two people that enjoy the lifestyle when we can and just sharing our experiences, our opinions.

We're officially authorities on nothing.

Speaker 3

There you go, what you got there?

Nothing?

Speaker 2

Are you going nowhere?

Little boon Dock Saints reference.

So yeah, please reach out to us if you have a question, you have a comment, you have a show idea.

You know, if you want to write an article for fifty Shades of Pleasure, you know info at Hot Wife podcast or info at fifty Shades of Pleasure dot com, either one.

So I'd love to hear from you.

Speaker 3

Yeah, so you're working on the magazine now, so.

Speaker 2

I hope to have it wrapped up tomorrow.

Wow, So it'll be out on the first or sooner.

But you're quick.

I kind of know what I'm doing.

Get out of here, some things, not everything, like you tell me, Well, yeah, you don't know everything.

Yes, I do know.

Shut up anyway.

So tonight's topic came up with the last podcast came up with a concept, but don't have an official title for the show at the moment.

We will when we post this.

So the question, it's a question to you and it'll bounce back to me.

I guess.

Speaker 3

Oh yeah.

Speaker 2

And I can think of one instance that this applies, but and you probably will too.

Has there been a time that you see a woman with me, because it wouldn't be a man with me that like they're doing or something that maybe you don't do, which is very few things.

Speaker 3

I can't think of anything but that.

Speaker 2

Like makes you jealous and inspires you to maybe try to step up your game or try something new.

Speaker 3

Well, I don't think i'd be jealous, but it would be like, hey, you know, if she's doing something.

I can't even think of anything that anybody would be doing to you, but if they were, she's.

Speaker 2

Not dry heaving, I should try that on with it.

Speaker 3

Shut off your ass.

No, it's it's if it's something you really enjoy and I see you're really enjoying that, I might be like, hey, let me get on get on this, you know, let me see you know what I can do.

Speaker 2

The one that comes to mind is when our one friend was blowing me but she had her tongue.

Speaker 3

Oh, the tongue piers Yeah, and your comment was are you going to take me to get my tongue peers?

Like the next day it was funny though, it was really super funny.

I couldn't be jealous.

I was actually tickled pink because it was you enjoyed it so much, and the joke was like, you're gonna get me to get my tongue pierced because me and you came a boom.

Speaker 2

That was a rapid one.

Yeah for me, that was incredibly fast.

Speaker 3

Well, it's always those sensations that are new and different that kind of push you over the edge.

I think like if somebody does something different, it may not be that different, but just just the how they're doing it, or you know, the type of movement they're doing on where body part that they might be doing it on, it just might be just a little bit different.

That just boom, like her tongue being pierced in that ball rolling up, and there's.

Speaker 2

A different different sensations.

Well, it's like when you sucked that one guy who.

Speaker 3

I couldn't really go to town on that because it was a new piercing, so I really couldn't like ex.

Speaker 2

Yeah, he was like sort.

Speaker 3

Yeah, because remember the other girl we were with.

He kept saying, she's kinda settled down if she's hurting my dick, And I was like, I got a hoop.

Speaker 2

I'm you would think that having a nail driven through.

Speaker 3

Your dickhead would hurt.

Speaker 2

Would hurt, and you might need time to heal.

I don't know, I don't know.

Speaker 3

I just you know it's crazy, Vina.

You're all talking crazy talk here using that day.

Speaker 2

Come on, when I use a nail gun, I make sure I don't aim it at my crotch.

It's like we had not I use a firearm.

I don't crotched.

I crotch your any part of my body actually.

Speaker 3

Or a Shane Saul.

Speaker 2

Chainsaws are different, you know that's I mean, like I can't think.

I mean, I'm sure some people because okay, like in the last year or so little, like you've embraced anal right, right, where some women are like, well I don't do anal right.

Yeah, they might see their husband at a party or whatever all of a sudden, you know, given angle.

Some woman just stick with.

Speaker 3

One whatever, whatever, whatever.

Speaker 2

What's about?

But do you think that might be something that would drive a woman to like, well, you know, watching him you know, fuck her in the ass.

Yeah, obviously made him happy and she seemed to be loving it.

Maybe I need to I mean, do you think that's the kind of thing.

Speaker 3

It could be.

I think people in the Life Star are definitely going to be more open to it.

They might be like, oh, you know, I don't know, there were something there defied.

They're like, no, anal But then there's something like you know what you know, do at least think about the proposition.

They might you know, maybe explore doing some you know, anal play with the fingers, you know, start out easy, something that you know.

You don't just go right in there jam a big old dick up your ass.

That's not how it works.

No, you started.

Speaker 2

To foot the page of my notebook.

Speaker 3

Yeah, the page.

Well, you start out with small toys, maybe just some kind of and hold on a second.

No, I'm being serious.

Now, you played the outside of that, you know, your butthole, you know, and tease it a little bit.

You use lots of lube just an ass.

I can't take you anywhere, and you don't.

That's why.

That's exactly why.

But you know, I mean, you can work yourself up into it because like you said before, there's there's a lot of nerve endings back there.

You know, it does it.

It can really enhance an orgasm.

Like you know, I used to love if I was riding somebody on top, I used to take like a butt plug or a smaller vibrator and put that in my ass.

Speaker 2

I used to think that was so you stopped them from trying to fuck your ass.

Speaker 3

Now you know, now it felt into me.

I could I came like so much harder and faster and stronger with that kind of anal stimulation.

But you don't have to go like, you know, you know, full book boogie, you know, just full tilt boogie, just shoving a big old thing up your butt right away.

No baby steps, you know, you know, use your finger, use some lube, use a little vibrator, then slide the vibrator in, but not all the way, just a little bit, just to tease yourself.

You know, There's so many things you can do that work yourself and get yourself into that that sensation, so you don't have to like go to town on it from you know I did.

I certainly didn't know how to work up to it.

But then you know, you start taking one, it's like, hey, you know what, I could take a little more, I can.

You know, you just work your way up to it.

Speaker 2

It's not words I've never said.

Speaker 3

I said no Vince.

Speaker 2

Ever, I say no Vince this Vince.

I don't speak.

Speaker 3

But yeah, I mean, if women are like intimidated by anal and that's like something their husband I'm using.

Speaker 2

Yeah, I've seen that women who don't do oral oh okay, well yeah, I mean or don't let don't let a man come in their mouth or whatever, Oh yeah, But of all of a sudden, if you were to see, if you weren't a person who allowed a man to come in your mouth, that you saw me getting a blow jaw by another woman, and and you know she took it in her mouth.

And there's a difference in an orgasm huh, that is jerked off versus one that has finished in the mouth.

There is a big difference.

Speaker 3

Even if you jerk off into their mouth or while her mouth.

Speaker 2

Is around their mouth is on your deck, there's a different her or you jerking off.

It feels good either, don't get me wrong, there's no bad feeling there, but when when the woman keeps it.

And that's why a lot of guys want that.

Oh yeah, you know, it's because it feels so it's as close as you're going to get to feeling like you're inside the pussy.

Yeah, because if you have to wear a condom while you're while you're having sex, well whatever, I know, whatever.

Speaker 3

I'm not judging that.

No, you gotta do what you gotta do.

Speaker 2

But the people that you know, like the women, I turned my headphones up and all of a sudden, I think I'm talking louder.

I should do that, but yeah, it's if you're used to fucking with a condom, getting a blowjob and finishing in the mouth is sort of like having giving a cream pie without a condom.

Speaker 3

Oh yeah, yeah, we figured the mouth is hot, it's it's it's wet.

And then the nice thing is is like if your pushy had a tongue.

I mean, can you imagine that's what you have?

This thing, this this tongue which is your pussy doesn't have so this tongue is flicking around the head of your dick and it's you know, writhing around and feeling around and yeah, it's god to feel great.

Speaker 2

Yea, That's why I like old women.

They don't have teeth.

Speaker 3

Get a gum job.

Speaker 2

It's like a pussy we just you know, ti your lips because it's got gums.

Now interesting, have your teeth removed?

Speaker 3

Yeah, well, I think that that might happen on its own, you know what I'm saying here.

Speaker 2

Well, on its way not But no, I think you know, there's things that happened or you know, there are people that like one of the things that I've kind of like, I don't want to say I'm proud.

I don't know what the wording would.

But like some of the women I've played with, like at the house party, you know, during my whole oral session with them, you know, you know, insert one or two fingers and they're pussy and they have a few orgasms, and then the asshole is generally very welcoming and also aside fingers in there and and everything else.

But then afterwards, like I generally don't want anybody put anything in my ass.

Speaker 3

It's like when you that turned on all of a sudden, It's like even your but says I want something inside.

Speaking from my point of view, that says I want something else inside my.

Speaker 2

Ass checked out the whole it's not even there.

You know, there's things that had World War two, those metal crosses, like so vehicles couldn't go through my assholes those up like nope, nothing coming in here.

Speaker 3

Nope, as long as those are do.

I had some of the probably the strongest orgasms from anal play or anal penetration or vaginal penetration, but anal play or some mixture of the you know, whatever was the toy in my ass or you know, a dick in my ass and a toy my pussy.

I mean, it's like all these things are very you know, stimulating at the same time.

So I had some of the best orgasms when there's some kind of anal play going on.

Yeah, yeah, but you know it's nuts.

Speaker 2

I understand that.

Speaker 3

You understand that.

But I don't know.

I think most people like in the lifestyle of getting back to the original topic, I don't know if, yeah, partners might get jealous.

I mean, you see, we've seen partners get jealous, so don't if you're in the life style, doesn't mean there's not jealousy going on.

Speaker 2

But that couple, you were playing with him and I'm playing with his wife or girl girlfriend.

Yeah, and you know she was having a few.

Speaker 3

That The one was like we were in the living room floor in the old house and he turned around looked at me.

She never made a noise like that for me.

Is that the same guys?

I think?

So, do you remember his name?

I did remember.

It was like.

Speaker 2

Whoa that inspires people to want to kick up their game.

Speaker 3

You know what, if you're smart, that's what you do.

Oh okay, you know if you're not, then you get pissed off, jealous and you shut the whole thing down.

Then nobody has fun.

So that's not good and not to mention.

Does this need to be a competition?

No, I think people do get kind of competitive.

It's like, oh, I could suck dick better than her, and it's like that's kind of a fun thing to do.

But even if you lose, what, what do you really lose?

Nothing, You're just still having fun.

Speaker 2

If you think you need to kick up your game, practice becomes more interesting.

It does.

It does, Honey, I need to step up my oral game.

So I'm just going to eat your pussy, you know, three or four times tonight, three four times tomorrow night.

Speaker 3

Oh and what.

Speaker 2

And the wife goes, Wow, my dick sucking apparently could be better.

But oh well, wait a minute, don't you want to practice.

Speaker 3

There's homework that she's going to be testing us tomorrow.

We better get our better do our homework tonight.

I mean yeah, I think I think just speaking from people in the lifestyle, something like that happens.

They're more likely to try something different and be more accepting of taking on and maybe a situation that that's not comfortable for them.

You know, they're up to the challenge.

Sure, you know what I'm saying.

They're more first of all people in the life star are definitely more open to things, even if they're not into it.

But if somebody post general in general, well, either more accepting up and like, hey, I'm not into that, but you do you.

It's usually that kind of attitude.

You do you.

But if somebody's like, hey, you know, my husband really likes this, I'm not really comfortable doing that.

But maybe if I, you know, practice on him more, maybe maybe I'll get more comfortable with it, and maybe he'll tell me what he likes and we both learned from the experience.

Yeah, that would be the ultimate thing.

I mean, like, I'm not real comfortable doing any kind of anal play on somebody else.

I'm not comfortable putting my fingers in anybody else's.

But now let's just say hypothetically, so don't put my head off here.

Let's hypothetically say maybe in another lifetime you might want anal play.

I wouldn't be comfortable with that at this stage of the game.

I mean, I'm glad you're not into that, but let's just pretend, pretend, okay, that you would want that.

I'd be afraid, like my nails, would you know, rake your little anus and I want to do that, don't worry about it.

So we don't have that to worry about it.

But let's just say, yeah, there's there's things I'm not comfortable with, you know, I'm just and it's just I just haven't had the situation to come up where I'm confronted with that, like pegging.

Oh there's pegging.

Oh forget it.

I just don't know if I can do that.

And I have in the past.

I've had guys say, you know, I really want to be pegged.

I even bought that that strap on strapless strap on dildo thing is like the dreamy slut, the one that's strapless.

That's cool, but I never used it because he disappeared.

But he was like, oh, you got to peg me, And I'm like, I am not comfortable with that at all.

I don't know where that piece of plastic is going.

Is it going to puncture something?

I don't know, you know, I'm just so I get it.

I understand what people's anxiety is about.

In fact, if I had to peg somebody, I would be very very very uncomfortable.

Speaker 2

I've paid somebody.

I've paid some of these people for strange.

Speaker 3

Kind of pagging, the kind of pegging.

But yeah, that's that's probably one.

Speaker 2

Of the big kids I pegged them for.

Speaker 3

Oh no, that's probably the thing for me that if you just say hypothetically again, doing that very hypothetically or like maybe a partner, I'll just say, I'll even take you an equation.

I'm with a partner and he wants to do that, and somebody else, another woman pegs him, and I'm like, oh, I would be very uncomfortable.

Speaker 2

I think it's we've talked about that off air because of your concerns with that.

Oh yeah, yeah, And I think it's gotta be a lot of uh slow introduction, one of those things like you just don't, you know, strap this thing on and thank you.

You know I would tender jackhammer.

Speaker 3

Oh yeah.

Speaker 2

You know, you got to find out what's comfortable.

You know, you got to sit there and go, Okay, how much of this do you want to I'm gonna throw up.

How much of this do you want inside him?

Speaker 3

Remember I'm going back.

I can use her name, because if I don't, you'll be like, who are you talking about?

Jess?

Remember I had a strap on I was doing her.

I was so uncomfortable anally I did, Yes, I was so uncomfortable.

Speaker 2

It must have been a custom video because she didn't like anything in her.

Speaker 3

This was she was with remember the guy that liked being Yeah, she was fucking him or doing something with him.

Speaker 2

Or pussy was Yeah, the trailer.

Speaker 3

We were in, the barn we were in there was a car remember or something.

It was like a really more BD s M kind of.

Speaker 2

Okay, yeah, okay, and I was trailer that that that location location.

Yeah, yeah, you you she was sucking as dick maybe Rimmingham, I don't know.

It's all blur and then yeah you had to strap on, but I was not.

I didn't think you were doing her an she didn't do anal to my knowledge, she did.

Speaker 3

That day because I was like, is this are you sure you want to do this?

Speaker 2

Maybe we should an, I mean whatever.

Speaker 3

It's it's like from the I don't know, but it was.

It was really uncomfortable.

Speaker 2

She always wanted to fuck me, but we never fucked.

Like when she was staying with us, she kept saying, like, you know, she could you know, I need to fuck you, We really need to fuck.

Eventually it was.

Speaker 3

Just wrong plays wrong time.

It was.

Speaker 2

Yeah, it was weird again.

Yeah, that was a different show.

But yeah, we weren't.

Yeah, we weren't at a point where I felt because a lot of times she would say that and you weren't around, and it's like I'd rather wait, get to like Donna's here, and.

Speaker 3

Yeah, yeah it does make sense.

Speaker 2

Yeah, I mean I didn't want to at that time.

Maybe I could do it now, but.

Speaker 3

Yeah, it's different at a different time.

Speaker 2

That was again, she was living with it, so I didn't want it to seem like yeah whatever, So anyway, but yeah, I think again, I haven't had to.

I've ever been in a situation where I've seen someone doing something with you that are like, oh, I got to kick out my game.

I mean, I can't grow my dick any bigger than it is, you know, my apparently my oral games.

Okay, it works for me, it works for a lot of people, apparently, So that's good and and I'm grateful for that.

So you know, apparently I could get a bit easier for me to say, give good conversations.

So I got that going for me.

Speaker 3

Yeah, a little little of it.

Yeah, good conversation.

Speaker 2

I'm drinking for a few hours now, But yeah, I mean for people again.

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If you've been in a situation where you've seen your mate with somebody else that really they were doing something that you didn't do, or can't do, or don't want to do, but made you step up your game.

Love to hear it.

We don't mention your names.

People have written in we don't talk their names.

You can listen to our past shows.

We won't say that.

It's you know, Joe said that we don't even use your email address.

You know, gay Catholic Boy Leather at ja dot com said that we don't do that.

That would be my email address.

Speaker 3

I think you had that website too.

Of course subscribed to it.

Speaker 2

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I love my content.

Speaker 3

I have pictures of my mind.

Oh no, stop, I.

Speaker 2

Can't wait to see what I post next.

My god, I'm so.

Speaker 3

Hot, just frightening see you in leather.

Speaker 2

This is like the opposite of what we're talking about.

You're not spring me on, you're turning me off.

Okay, I don't like.

Speaker 3

It's just not something you would.

Speaker 2

So anyway on the show.

Speaker 3

Stop it.

You're the one who brought the whole gay Catholic boys and leather thing.

And then I started thinking about you and leather, and they just they just went to hell and an.

Speaker 2

Shame on you.

I'm not Catholic.

Speaker 3

Oh that's that makes all the difference in the world.

Speaker 2

That's how people won't know it's me.

I'm not Catholic.

I could be gaining leather and episcopalia, yea Lutheran, Baptists, agnostic.

Speaker 3

Who knows, who knows, you know, pagan.

Speaker 2

They're looking at the Catholic one, not looking at me.

It's like, no, no.

Speaker 3

That's just right now, right stop that.

We're not supposed to be talking about religion on the show anyway, and here we are.

Speaker 2

It's like the rest of life.

It's all fun.

Speaker 3

Yeah, I guess so, oh ship that's what Sorry, just ruin his always out.

Speaker 2

To Somebody laughed at me.

Speaker 3

Oh my god.

I can see you prance around and left.

I think would be a sight to you if I see prance.

Speaker 2

That's the point right there, that's the point right there.

Okay, I'm not prancing.

Okay, that's a horse fetish.

Speaker 3

I was going to say, you know, it's like the steeds that they teach those horses how to how to deal those fancy steps.

That's not you.

You're the client stale, You're the Clydesdale of the horse.

Speaker 2

I'm the horse they put down in the backfield.

Speaker 3

No, no, you're so sway swayed back and.

Speaker 2

Broken one the three stooges rode way back.

Yes, it's touching the ground.

Speaker 3

Oh that's terrible.

Well no, you're intact.

Geldings are emasculated or castrat.

Speaker 2

That's your job.

Speaker 3

Emasculate you so well, I mean physically emasculate you're not emotionally.

Speaker 2

Well do one the other one happens pretty.

Speaker 3

Much and there are two peas in the same pod.

But yeah, I think we beat this to death.

Just ended.

Now okay, sorry, I'm doing it again.

I'm stealing all your lines, right.

Speaker 2

So anyway, Yeah, I would love to hear from you if you guys have any situation like that that you've been in or whatever.

And until next time, stay horny.

Speaker 3

I have a good night, everybody.

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