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Speaker 3Hello everybody, this is Donald Linn and welcome to my Hot White podcast.
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Speaker 3Level, no, no, okay, more normal.
But yeah, it's a little bit of a shock for us.
We've been kind of, you know, had it easy for the past couple of winters, and I was like, what the temple and zero?
This sucks.
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And again we've had a few people writing in and they've been really cool answering questions for him, and we have you pardon me, uh and then you know they're like, oh man, I'm sorry for bugging.
It's like, really, you're not really bugging those we don't really have lives, So.
Speaker 3Yeah, well that that's true.
Speaker 2I mean, honestly, when was I mean we went out with a friend several weeks ago for dinner.
I mean I mean several weeks ago, several weeks ago, and uh, we haven't.
We don't go out to eat, we don't do anything.
We work.
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Well, you work from home, so you're always home.
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Speaker 2So you're not interrupting us, not even a little bit.
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Okay, we're going just to visit.
Not going to be a play session because your shoulders show out a commission.
There's going to be a little social visit.
Say hi everybody, and you know.
So we're looking forward to that.
But back to the original thing there was, Yeah, please you have questions, comments, whatever.
Speaker 3Disturbing.
Speaker 2A couple of people were telling us how awesome we are, and that's that's awesome.
You think that again.
We're just two people that enjoy the lifestyle when we can and just sharing our experiences, our opinions.
We're officially authorities on nothing.
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Nothing?
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Wow, So it'll be out on the first or sooner.
But you're quick.
I kind of know what I'm doing.
Get out of here, some things, not everything, like you tell me, Well, yeah, you don't know everything.
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Shut up anyway.
So tonight's topic came up with the last podcast came up with a concept, but don't have an official title for the show at the moment.
We will when we post this.
So the question, it's a question to you and it'll bounce back to me.
I guess.
Speaker 3Oh yeah.
Speaker 2And I can think of one instance that this applies, but and you probably will too.
Has there been a time that you see a woman with me, because it wouldn't be a man with me that like they're doing or something that maybe you don't do, which is very few things.
Speaker 3I can't think of anything but that.
Speaker 2Like makes you jealous and inspires you to maybe try to step up your game or try something new.
Speaker 3Well, I don't think i'd be jealous, but it would be like, hey, you know, if she's doing something.
I can't even think of anything that anybody would be doing to you, but if they were, she's.
Speaker 2Not dry heaving, I should try that on with it.
Speaker 3Shut off your ass.
No, it's it's if it's something you really enjoy and I see you're really enjoying that, I might be like, hey, let me get on get on this, you know, let me see you know what I can do.
Speaker 2The one that comes to mind is when our one friend was blowing me but she had her tongue.
Speaker 3Oh, the tongue piers Yeah, and your comment was are you going to take me to get my tongue peers?
Like the next day it was funny though, it was really super funny.
I couldn't be jealous.
I was actually tickled pink because it was you enjoyed it so much, and the joke was like, you're gonna get me to get my tongue pierced because me and you came a boom.
Speaker 2That was a rapid one.
Yeah for me, that was incredibly fast.
Speaker 3Well, it's always those sensations that are new and different that kind of push you over the edge.
I think like if somebody does something different, it may not be that different, but just just the how they're doing it, or you know, the type of movement they're doing on where body part that they might be doing it on, it just might be just a little bit different.
That just boom, like her tongue being pierced in that ball rolling up, and there's.
Speaker 2A different different sensations.
Well, it's like when you sucked that one guy who.
Speaker 3I couldn't really go to town on that because it was a new piercing, so I really couldn't like ex.
Speaker 2Yeah, he was like sort.
Speaker 3Yeah, because remember the other girl we were with.
He kept saying, she's kinda settled down if she's hurting my dick, And I was like, I got a hoop.
Speaker 2I'm you would think that having a nail driven through.
Speaker 3Your dickhead would hurt.
Speaker 2Would hurt, and you might need time to heal.
I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 3I just you know it's crazy, Vina.
You're all talking crazy talk here using that day.
Speaker 2Come on, when I use a nail gun, I make sure I don't aim it at my crotch.
It's like we had not I use a firearm.
I don't crotched.
I crotch your any part of my body actually.
Speaker 3Or a Shane Saul.
Speaker 2Chainsaws are different, you know that's I mean, like I can't think.
I mean, I'm sure some people because okay, like in the last year or so little, like you've embraced anal right, right, where some women are like, well I don't do anal right.
Yeah, they might see their husband at a party or whatever all of a sudden, you know, given angle.
Some woman just stick with.
Speaker 3One whatever, whatever, whatever.
Speaker 2What's about?
But do you think that might be something that would drive a woman to like, well, you know, watching him you know, fuck her in the ass.
Yeah, obviously made him happy and she seemed to be loving it.
Maybe I need to I mean, do you think that's the kind of thing.
Speaker 3It could be.
I think people in the Life Star are definitely going to be more open to it.
They might be like, oh, you know, I don't know, there were something there defied.
They're like, no, anal But then there's something like you know what you know, do at least think about the proposition.
They might you know, maybe explore doing some you know, anal play with the fingers, you know, start out easy, something that you know.
You don't just go right in there jam a big old dick up your ass.
That's not how it works.
No, you started.
Speaker 2To foot the page of my notebook.
Speaker 3Yeah, the page.
Well, you start out with small toys, maybe just some kind of and hold on a second.
No, I'm being serious.
Now, you played the outside of that, you know, your butthole, you know, and tease it a little bit.
You use lots of lube just an ass.
I can't take you anywhere, and you don't.
That's why.
That's exactly why.
But you know, I mean, you can work yourself up into it because like you said before, there's there's a lot of nerve endings back there.
You know, it does it.
It can really enhance an orgasm.
Like you know, I used to love if I was riding somebody on top, I used to take like a butt plug or a smaller vibrator and put that in my ass.
Speaker 2I used to think that was so you stopped them from trying to fuck your ass.
Speaker 3Now you know, now it felt into me.
I could I came like so much harder and faster and stronger with that kind of anal stimulation.
But you don't have to go like, you know, you know, full book boogie, you know, just full tilt boogie, just shoving a big old thing up your butt right away.
No baby steps, you know, you know, use your finger, use some lube, use a little vibrator, then slide the vibrator in, but not all the way, just a little bit, just to tease yourself.
You know, There's so many things you can do that work yourself and get yourself into that that sensation, so you don't have to like go to town on it from you know I did.
I certainly didn't know how to work up to it.
But then you know, you start taking one, it's like, hey, you know what, I could take a little more, I can.
You know, you just work your way up to it.
Speaker 2It's not words I've never said.
Speaker 3I said no Vince.
Speaker 2Ever, I say no Vince this Vince.
I don't speak.
Speaker 3But yeah, I mean, if women are like intimidated by anal and that's like something their husband I'm using.
Speaker 2Yeah, I've seen that women who don't do oral oh okay, well yeah, I mean or don't let don't let a man come in their mouth or whatever, Oh yeah, But of all of a sudden, if you were to see, if you weren't a person who allowed a man to come in your mouth, that you saw me getting a blow jaw by another woman, and and you know she took it in her mouth.
And there's a difference in an orgasm huh, that is jerked off versus one that has finished in the mouth.
There is a big difference.
Speaker 3Even if you jerk off into their mouth or while her mouth.
Speaker 2Is around their mouth is on your deck, there's a different her or you jerking off.
It feels good either, don't get me wrong, there's no bad feeling there, but when when the woman keeps it.
And that's why a lot of guys want that.
Oh yeah, you know, it's because it feels so it's as close as you're going to get to feeling like you're inside the pussy.
Yeah, because if you have to wear a condom while you're while you're having sex, well whatever, I know, whatever.
Speaker 3I'm not judging that.
No, you gotta do what you gotta do.
Speaker 2But the people that you know, like the women, I turned my headphones up and all of a sudden, I think I'm talking louder.
I should do that, but yeah, it's if you're used to fucking with a condom, getting a blowjob and finishing in the mouth is sort of like having giving a cream pie without a condom.
Speaker 3Oh yeah, yeah, we figured the mouth is hot, it's it's it's wet.
And then the nice thing is is like if your pushy had a tongue.
I mean, can you imagine that's what you have?
This thing, this this tongue which is your pussy doesn't have so this tongue is flicking around the head of your dick and it's you know, writhing around and feeling around and yeah, it's god to feel great.
Speaker 2Yea, That's why I like old women.
They don't have teeth.
Speaker 3Get a gum job.
Speaker 2It's like a pussy we just you know, ti your lips because it's got gums.
Now interesting, have your teeth removed?
Speaker 3Yeah, well, I think that that might happen on its own, you know what I'm saying here.
Speaker 2Well, on its way not But no, I think you know, there's things that happened or you know, there are people that like one of the things that I've kind of like, I don't want to say I'm proud.
I don't know what the wording would.
But like some of the women I've played with, like at the house party, you know, during my whole oral session with them, you know, you know, insert one or two fingers and they're pussy and they have a few orgasms, and then the asshole is generally very welcoming and also aside fingers in there and and everything else.
But then afterwards, like I generally don't want anybody put anything in my ass.
Speaker 3It's like when you that turned on all of a sudden, It's like even your but says I want something inside.
Speaking from my point of view, that says I want something else inside my.
Speaker 2Ass checked out the whole it's not even there.
You know, there's things that had World War two, those metal crosses, like so vehicles couldn't go through my assholes those up like nope, nothing coming in here.
Speaker 3Nope, as long as those are do.
I had some of the probably the strongest orgasms from anal play or anal penetration or vaginal penetration, but anal play or some mixture of the you know, whatever was the toy in my ass or you know, a dick in my ass and a toy my pussy.
I mean, it's like all these things are very you know, stimulating at the same time.
So I had some of the best orgasms when there's some kind of anal play going on.
Yeah, yeah, but you know it's nuts.
Speaker 2I understand that.
Speaker 3You understand that.
But I don't know.
I think most people like in the lifestyle of getting back to the original topic, I don't know if, yeah, partners might get jealous.
I mean, you see, we've seen partners get jealous, so don't if you're in the life style, doesn't mean there's not jealousy going on.
Speaker 2But that couple, you were playing with him and I'm playing with his wife or girl girlfriend.
Yeah, and you know she was having a few.
Speaker 3That The one was like we were in the living room floor in the old house and he turned around looked at me.
She never made a noise like that for me.
Is that the same guys?
I think?
So, do you remember his name?
I did remember.
It was like.
Speaker 2Whoa that inspires people to want to kick up their game.
Speaker 3You know what, if you're smart, that's what you do.
Oh okay, you know if you're not, then you get pissed off, jealous and you shut the whole thing down.
Then nobody has fun.
So that's not good and not to mention.
Does this need to be a competition?
No, I think people do get kind of competitive.
It's like, oh, I could suck dick better than her, and it's like that's kind of a fun thing to do.
But even if you lose, what, what do you really lose?
Nothing, You're just still having fun.
Speaker 2If you think you need to kick up your game, practice becomes more interesting.
It does.
It does, Honey, I need to step up my oral game.
So I'm just going to eat your pussy, you know, three or four times tonight, three four times tomorrow night.
Speaker 3Oh and what.
Speaker 2And the wife goes, Wow, my dick sucking apparently could be better.
But oh well, wait a minute, don't you want to practice.
Speaker 3There's homework that she's going to be testing us tomorrow.
We better get our better do our homework tonight.
I mean yeah, I think I think just speaking from people in the lifestyle, something like that happens.
They're more likely to try something different and be more accepting of taking on and maybe a situation that that's not comfortable for them.
You know, they're up to the challenge.
Sure, you know what I'm saying.
They're more first of all people in the life star are definitely more open to things, even if they're not into it.
But if somebody post general in general, well, either more accepting up and like, hey, I'm not into that, but you do you.
It's usually that kind of attitude.
You do you.
But if somebody's like, hey, you know, my husband really likes this, I'm not really comfortable doing that.
But maybe if I, you know, practice on him more, maybe maybe I'll get more comfortable with it, and maybe he'll tell me what he likes and we both learned from the experience.
Yeah, that would be the ultimate thing.
I mean, like, I'm not real comfortable doing any kind of anal play on somebody else.
I'm not comfortable putting my fingers in anybody else's.
But now let's just say hypothetically, so don't put my head off here.
Let's hypothetically say maybe in another lifetime you might want anal play.
I wouldn't be comfortable with that at this stage of the game.
I mean, I'm glad you're not into that, but let's just pretend, pretend, okay, that you would want that.
I'd be afraid, like my nails, would you know, rake your little anus and I want to do that, don't worry about it.
So we don't have that to worry about it.
But let's just say, yeah, there's there's things I'm not comfortable with, you know, I'm just and it's just I just haven't had the situation to come up where I'm confronted with that, like pegging.
Oh there's pegging.
Oh forget it.
I just don't know if I can do that.
And I have in the past.
I've had guys say, you know, I really want to be pegged.
I even bought that that strap on strapless strap on dildo thing is like the dreamy slut, the one that's strapless.
That's cool, but I never used it because he disappeared.
But he was like, oh, you got to peg me, And I'm like, I am not comfortable with that at all.
I don't know where that piece of plastic is going.
Is it going to puncture something?
I don't know, you know, I'm just so I get it.
I understand what people's anxiety is about.
In fact, if I had to peg somebody, I would be very very very uncomfortable.
Speaker 2I've paid somebody.
I've paid some of these people for strange.
Speaker 3Kind of pagging, the kind of pegging.
But yeah, that's that's probably one.
Speaker 2Of the big kids I pegged them for.
Speaker 3Oh no, that's probably the thing for me that if you just say hypothetically again, doing that very hypothetically or like maybe a partner, I'll just say, I'll even take you an equation.
I'm with a partner and he wants to do that, and somebody else, another woman pegs him, and I'm like, oh, I would be very uncomfortable.
Speaker 2I think it's we've talked about that off air because of your concerns with that.
Oh yeah, yeah, And I think it's gotta be a lot of uh slow introduction, one of those things like you just don't, you know, strap this thing on and thank you.
You know I would tender jackhammer.
Speaker 3Oh yeah.
Speaker 2You know, you got to find out what's comfortable.
You know, you got to sit there and go, Okay, how much of this do you want to I'm gonna throw up.
How much of this do you want inside him?
Speaker 3Remember I'm going back.
I can use her name, because if I don't, you'll be like, who are you talking about?
Jess?
Remember I had a strap on I was doing her.
I was so uncomfortable anally I did, Yes, I was so uncomfortable.
Speaker 2It must have been a custom video because she didn't like anything in her.
Speaker 3This was she was with remember the guy that liked being Yeah, she was fucking him or doing something with him.
Speaker 2Or pussy was Yeah, the trailer.
Speaker 3We were in, the barn we were in there was a car remember or something.
It was like a really more BD s M kind of.
Speaker 2Okay, yeah, okay, and I was trailer that that that location location.
Yeah, yeah, you you she was sucking as dick maybe Rimmingham, I don't know.
It's all blur and then yeah you had to strap on, but I was not.
I didn't think you were doing her an she didn't do anal to my knowledge, she did.
Speaker 3That day because I was like, is this are you sure you want to do this?
Speaker 2Maybe we should an, I mean whatever.
Speaker 3It's it's like from the I don't know, but it was.
It was really uncomfortable.
Speaker 2She always wanted to fuck me, but we never fucked.
Like when she was staying with us, she kept saying, like, you know, she could you know, I need to fuck you, We really need to fuck.
Eventually it was.
Speaker 3Just wrong plays wrong time.
It was.
Speaker 2Yeah, it was weird again.
Yeah, that was a different show.
But yeah, we weren't.
Yeah, we weren't at a point where I felt because a lot of times she would say that and you weren't around, and it's like I'd rather wait, get to like Donna's here, and.
Speaker 3Yeah, yeah it does make sense.
Speaker 2Yeah, I mean I didn't want to at that time.
Maybe I could do it now, but.
Speaker 3Yeah, it's different at a different time.
Speaker 2That was again, she was living with it, so I didn't want it to seem like yeah whatever, So anyway, but yeah, I think again, I haven't had to.
I've ever been in a situation where I've seen someone doing something with you that are like, oh, I got to kick out my game.
I mean, I can't grow my dick any bigger than it is, you know, my apparently my oral games.
Okay, it works for me, it works for a lot of people, apparently, So that's good and and I'm grateful for that.
So you know, apparently I could get a bit easier for me to say, give good conversations.
So I got that going for me.
Speaker 3Yeah, a little little of it.
Yeah, good conversation.
Speaker 2I'm drinking for a few hours now, But yeah, I mean for people again.
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Of course subscribed to it.
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Speaker 3Hot, just frightening see you in leather.
Speaker 2This is like the opposite of what we're talking about.
You're not spring me on, you're turning me off.
Okay, I don't like.
Speaker 3It's just not something you would.
Speaker 2So anyway on the show.
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You're the one who brought the whole gay Catholic boys and leather thing.
And then I started thinking about you and leather, and they just they just went to hell and an.
Speaker 2Shame on you.
I'm not Catholic.
Speaker 3Oh that's that makes all the difference in the world.
Speaker 2That's how people won't know it's me.
I'm not Catholic.
I could be gaining leather and episcopalia, yea Lutheran, Baptists, agnostic.
Speaker 3Who knows, who knows, you know, pagan.
Speaker 2They're looking at the Catholic one, not looking at me.
It's like, no, no.
Speaker 3That's just right now, right stop that.
We're not supposed to be talking about religion on the show anyway, and here we are.
Speaker 2It's like the rest of life.
It's all fun.
Speaker 3Yeah, I guess so, oh ship that's what Sorry, just ruin his always out.
Speaker 2To Somebody laughed at me.
Speaker 3Oh my god.
I can see you prance around and left.
I think would be a sight to you if I see prance.
Speaker 2That's the point right there, that's the point right there.
Okay, I'm not prancing.
Okay, that's a horse fetish.
Speaker 3I was going to say, you know, it's like the steeds that they teach those horses how to how to deal those fancy steps.
That's not you.
You're the client stale, You're the Clydesdale of the horse.
Speaker 2I'm the horse they put down in the backfield.
Speaker 3No, no, you're so sway swayed back and.
Speaker 2Broken one the three stooges rode way back.
Yes, it's touching the ground.
Speaker 3Oh that's terrible.
Well no, you're intact.
Geldings are emasculated or castrat.
Speaker 2That's your job.
Speaker 3Emasculate you so well, I mean physically emasculate you're not emotionally.
Speaker 2Well do one the other one happens pretty.
Speaker 3Much and there are two peas in the same pod.
But yeah, I think we beat this to death.
Just ended.
Now okay, sorry, I'm doing it again.
I'm stealing all your lines, right.
Speaker 2So anyway, Yeah, I would love to hear from you if you guys have any situation like that that you've been in or whatever.
And until next time, stay horny.
Speaker 3I have a good night, everybody.
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