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Hello, everybody, this is Donald Linn and welcome to my Hot Wife podcast.

And it's sounding a little bit loud to me.

Yeah, of course I'm here with my husband Vince.

Oh that's much better.

Yeah, that's pretty good.

Yeah, I'm like yelling at myself and my heades.

We haven't touched them though, so I don't know why be so loud.

But you know, you got a hair trim the other day, so maybe oh yeah, it's.

Yeah, that would do so much I never know.

Now, I act like my sasquatch or something.

You know, got a hair trim.

Sorry, there's about four inches out those headphones.

There's another that's not you.

I don't have big feet, do they?

Well, they do.

They have tiny feet at their big foot.

Do they have a small feet, small foot, petite foot?

Okay, okay, enough stupid joke about why do women with big tits have small feet.

Because of the things.

Yeah, things don't grow in the shade.

He thought that was funny.

But hey, the new magazine, the new Fifty Shades of Pleasure magazine came out.

Yeah, you just finished it today.

Yeah, worked my tail off on that got that out, So check it out.

It's free now.

And the potentially next month there's gonna be a second magazine.

Oh okay, we talked about this.

Yeah, we're gonna come out with another magazine.

It's going to be called The Swingers Journal.

That is going to be more swinger based articles, and Fifty Shades of Pleasure is going to be more so you know, not that they not that you can't read both.

However, I do think because the amount of work it's involved and there are expenses, that it will be a pay to read magazine.

It might only be two ninety nine or something like that, but you know, help compensate for some of the work I do.

If you enjoy reading them, hopefully enjoy reading.

So it's just a lot of work.

So anyway, so that is out, and thank you.

The numbers keep climbing for the show.

We're getting back to.

Where we were.

Yeah, yeah, we're halfway back over halfway back.

That's good.

So you just to take a.

Break, yeah, exactly, but no more breaks, folks.

Well we need it.

Despite one of our listeners had said, oh, you haven't been on four years.

Well, when I go on the the app we use spreaker, it says the last four years.

Is that Okay, that's four years.

If they tell me and and I count how many shows we have, it's four years.

So anyway, So tonight's topic is.

If you could pick a playmate for your significant other, who would that be.

Yeah, I guess.

In some ways I do that for you.

I was going to say you do that for me, but you know, I don't pick I clear them, right, But you're like, hey.

You know, it's like this guy seems really nice, it seems.

Really right, but or sometimes you'll be like, oh, I want to see you play with this person, you know either because yeah.

It's amazing whatever it is, topic it's going to be if you could, And if you could, what would be the criteria?

Mm hmm.

And and then the other thing is curious, is I wonder how many we'd love to hear from me on this infote hotwifepodcast dot com.

Would you do you have a fantasy to see your significant other with a certain type or type of person or a person that they don't want to.

Oh that's interesting.

Oh yeah I was.

I'm usually there have been a couple of guys you picked out for me that was like not not thrilled with, but it actually ended up being really okay.

So you can never judge a book by its cover, you know.

And I just agree because you're like, oh, you know this, this guy doesn't have a lot of experience.

You think something I wasn't crazy about too.

Yeah, but not for you.

No, No, you never pick a guy for me, and I'm grateful for that.

I'm very happy.

No guy has ever sure it up for me.

No, there you go, But I mean it's it's I mean, you have criteria for guys that you want to see me with.

Yeah, like I have a general one.

I want them to be remotely attractive.

Do I prefer to be in relatively good shape?

Sure, But most of all they have to be decent guys.

Right, that's number one.

I get that.

That definitely makes sense.

And then once that gets queer that hurdle, then I turned them over to you and then you know, you decide whether you want to or not.

You know, makes sense.

I am not making the cut with you anymore, So it's okay, Yeah, I mean like I was thinking, more like in a party atmosphere.

We go to a house, a house party, and.

If I said, okay, you go play.

If I had to pick one of the guys of the party, what would be my criteria?

And again I want to know what your criteria would be for me?

Oh hmmm, for you, well, it has to be somebody that would be fun and it has a I'd hate to, you know, set you up with somebody who's just lays there and doesn't have any kind of No, that's the problem.

Go the outward outward appearing.

Yeah, right, you know.

It has to be well, I know that you like that that Mediterranean look.

So if if somebody at the party was like that, which I haven't seen too many, but I haven't seen it, you know, but it's like somebody that Mediterranean, you know, long dark hair, kind of olive skin, you know, sultry eyes, and you know, I don't.

Have to necessarily do it to appease me.

Oh no, I think be fun to watch it with that with a person or a woman like that, say, you know, but there is there is one girl at the party that she was the one that I think if you saw on the show, you probably would walk right by her.

She was the one that was, you know, taking her lingerie and oh thank you, thank you, rubbing it over me.

Just walking walking by.

Possibly I would not give her a second look.

Probably, not that anyone gives me a second look other night, I mean what happened to him?

But no, but I mean short after meeting her, you know, when there was no play talk involved.

I mean because initially that was the first night they were there, right, and they were just going to kind of just observe.

Right, I remember that.

Yeah, sorry, my drink is but.

You are great to make a noise.

On air, But just a couple of ice cubes.

What's next?

You're gonna start chewing them.

You always do it.

I tell you, watch your teeth.

Yes, dear, okay, you.

Have bought your dentist to custom orders.

Oh my god, that's that's not true.

But it is the other ones she's saving up.

She needs one more visit.

Yeah, one more visit.

She gets her merceived.

She pays cash for it.

Oh my god.

But okay, go ahead.

But just like outward appearance, I wouldn't have thought anything until you start to like talk to this particular person, and then you find out how exuberant they are, how how much fun they are, and so that does that makes a whole big difference.

So you can't just go buy looks.

It's such a kind of an talking.

To her and her boyfriends.

I'll say boyfriend I don't.

Know, and you know, just a chill just hanging out, you know, talking, And both of them were great people, great people, you know, and she had a definite about her being really really pleasant stuff.

Yeah, so that made her very attractive.

Oh yeah, she was.

She was who she was a lot of fun.

Yeah you know.

Yeah.

Well, I mean I'm glad that that's your criteria, you know, because that means that's exactly what I kind of look for.

Well, yeah, it doesn't make sense, don't.

Get me wrong.

I'd love to have you know, Cather's Aida Joanes, stuff like that, that kind of Mediterranean look, but not necessity.

You know.

It's chances are the women that don't look like that are probably more fun.

Actually you're probably right, but.

Yeah, no, I I yeah, I would say that's a good way judging it is you know, if you like went around the room and just you know, found someone that was a lot of fun.

And I think one of the things that makes it fun for me with that is I'll use the word words that like if they don't know what I bring to the.

Table, and that does make it more fun.

Yeah, I mean there's been almost all of them.

I've been like, yeah, okay, like that on the unsuspected one, you know, okay, and then you know.

An hour and a half later, Yep, there's a whole they're singing a whole different song.

Well if they can even sing at that point, but walk.

No, like at a party.

I guess for me, the ones like obviously the guys that like hone in on you and like oh god, my god, my god, I want to go with her and with her.

They're the ones like, nah, I'm more interested.

I think the guys that are quiet right right, yeah, and like they're there more for their wives.

I find that to be for you, you know, like if you go play with them or show them attention or whatever.

I find that to be more kind of ironic because it makes them feel special.

Yeah, I agree.

I agree.

And the guys that kind of like are ready to jump on you, Yeah, it's it's little, I don't know, it makes me a little uncomfortable sometimes, you know, all the time.

Actually, you know, it's like you're they're looking actually like you're a piece of meat.

You're like they're like licking their chops almost.

It's like, oh my.

God, if you're at a swingers club or you're yeah, everyone's technically a piece of meat.

Yeah technically.

Yeah.

But it's a little.

Mud and just tell everyone no, right right, you know, or just be you know, like no, I'm not interested in you, or which everyone is entitled to, right, thank you am saying that's not you know, a valid thing.

But yeah, it's I find it more the guys that, like there was one gentleman that was just kind of sitting at the kitchen table A few parties go when we went there that he was from New York.

Okay, yeah, yeah.

He was kind of just hanging out, you know, his wife was I wanted to play with his wife.

I didn't get to I know who you're talking about.

I think you wind up playing with I did.

Actually he was he might have been just chilling at the kitchen table, but when he was like down in the playroom, he was very what's.

The word I'm looking for?

Aggressive?

Aggressive?

Was he?

Yeah?

More or forward?

You know, like he's just like you're, oh right, no, you're gonna suck moredc that kind of thing.

And I'm like, well, I'm not opposed to it, but what makes you think, okay, that I would do that.

He was kind of arrogant, That's the word I'm looking He's a little bit arrogant.

You know, look what I have.

It's like it was a New Yorker.

Well I got all New Yorkers are like that, but no.

And it wasn't like he was anything, you know, all that he had like a belly on and stuff.

He was he was older, but but he was like a little mid Yeah.

You know, I can't guess his age at this point.

No, I can't either.

But he was just a little bit arrogant, you know.

I for me, that kind of stuff is a huge turnoff.

Yeah, you know, a huge turn off.

It's like, ah, oh yeah, No.

He almost like assumed that I was going to be sucking his dick, and I was like, well, what makes you think that I would do that?

That's did you just saw you suck three other guys?

Yeah, but I had you know, it's different.

I it was just his the way he came off.

Whether I sucked, I could have suck twenty guys dicks behind him, but you know, his attitude was just laying there like because he was on the bed, like look at me, you come over here and suck my dick.

It was like, okay, that's a the top of that guy.

Yeah, on somebody else, But yeah, that was kind of turn off for me.

I'd rather have like a more respectable guy, a little more quiet, kind of you know, just tucked into the the fringes like that.

The one young lady's uh, the boyfriend of the girl we talked, he was kind of like he was fun to fuck.

He was a lot of fun and he was like a little more a little more shy, a little more reserved.

You know, he wasn't really like out there, you know, jumping into things and being ooh yeah, you know, he is just a little more subdued, and I had to like actually coax him out of his shell a little bit.

But he was fun.

He had pretty big schwantz from what I remember too.

Yep, big Matt, too big.

I didn't notice.

I was busy, right, Yeah, I heard somebody else talking about it, like, oh, whatever is it.

He's got such a big cock.

I mean I knew when I was playing with his girlfriend.

Right right, right, Yeah, it was pretty big.

I don't yeah, I'm not sure if I did anal with him or not.

I don't.

I don't remember.

I told you he had like whiskey dick going on too.

I think he was just nervous.

Okay, that could have been it.

So it could have been a lot of things going on.

Yeah, if he's expressed it, he would love to come out and shoot with you too.

He'd be a lot of fun.

I think in that environment he might not be so nervous.

When you're like in that that, I mean, you're out in the open kind of it's like you're everybody can see you.

I mean, there's you're.

If you're not an exhibitionist, and I'm not, so that's why I just tend to stick to eat.

And pussy right right, Yeah, I get it.

I mean if you're not well, it.

Goes on clubs.

I mean, I know clubs have private rooms, right exactly.

In general, it's you know, it's again, there's so many fetishes going on there.

There's the exhibitionists, there's voyeurs.

You know, you don't know what you're getting into.

But you hope to within reason, within reason.

Yeah.

So I think there's in that kind of environment where it's it's natural for people to get stage, right because I mean you look around and there's all this commotion and naked bodies and you know, skintily clad bodies running around and you know yeah, and I mean it's not like you have these bright lights on.

You are you know, under a spotlight.

I mean it's you know, a nice environment, nice muted lighting and all that, but still you're out there for everybody to say basically, so yeah, you.

Know, but uh, yeah, I mean I think I mean, I think we have a raceship enough that we would trust the other person's choice because we kind of you kind of do that, now, why do it with you?

Essentially?

Yeah, kind of.

I don't anybody.

Were like, oh, he'd be interesting, you know, I to see you with him that type of thing.

There's ones and that's more from the aspect of generally for video.

Yeah, the visual of it.

Yeah, but no, but yeah, I think I'd be curious to hear how many partners would not only you know, want to find something for their mate that is above and beyond themselves.

How many guys are willing to go get a guy with a bigger dick than them true?

You know where women find another woman for their significant male that is like perfect body, like we off the pages of Playboy, you know, would you want that or you want the woman who's got a worse body theoretically than you.

It depends on I'm just saying, if you're secure with yourself or not, maybe you don't want the competition.

Yeah, where how much would take?

How much would it take to make the green eyed monster come out?

That's a that's a good question.

That's a good question.

Would somebody you know sit there and like, you know, if I go, if we go to a party, am I going to sit there and go, oh, there's a guy a lot fatter than me, with apparently a lot shorter dick than me.

It's only three other guys in the world like that.

But it's like, Donna, I have the perfect man for.

You hot, And by that I mean I'd be laughing so much I'd be wetting my ass up.

But or you go, hey, there's this twenty five year old guy.

He's ripped right off the pages of GQ.

Bag is he good looking guy?

He's got fucking nine inches stick.

You know, it's like you want that?

Or you at a guy who makes you look good?

You know, well, here's the thing.

Just because he's like ripped and all this and that he's fun to look at.

Don't get me wrong, sure, but how many times you guys like that they were fine to look at and could not fuck to save their lives.

It was not and I'm not gonna say it was a bad experience for me, but it was not the top ten.

Let's just say that it's.

Not something you masturbate too.

No, it was like, God, he's so good looking and he can't do anything.

All he can do is like take his dick and shove it into me.

It's like, what about for it's just for a while that I said she was gorgeous, right right.

I mean we had a great relationship there too, but in bed it was horrible.

She didn't touch you with her hand, didn't touch you with her mouth.

Oh my god.

Basically two positions, you know, missionary or or a doggy.

That was it.

Oh she didn't really trim.

Oh well, that was the stuff.

But when you saw her like dressed up, it's like, I guess man, guys are come up in the bar like hit on it, and I'm like, dude, I'm right here, and They're like, oh you know again.

Yeah.

A couple of fights ensued.

Yeah, I want everyone.

But anyway, Yeah, it's you know, so do you want someone?

You know?

Would people want to get them their their significant other?

Because I'm gonna word this for both ends.

Yeah, here's the question of people answer it.

So it's the multifaceted Okay, how many like how many Now in the lifestyle, there's a lot of buy men and women exactly, So how many men maybe their wife isn't by like if they if you had the agreement with your significant other that I'm going to pick somebody for you to play with, and you have to play with them, you know.

And I say, all of a sudden, husband goes see her, honey, I want you to play with her?

How many would do it?

See?

For me?

That would be a new big I'm.

Saying is how about people that are not by you know, the same as a woman says to her boyfriend husband, honey, see that guy he's by, and I want to see you have I want to see you get fucked by him or fuck him, or I wouldn't I want to see you or him suck each other's dick.

That could really add some uh problems in a relationship.

I'm just like, no, I hope that they wouldn't do that.

I hope that they I tell you, I don't think so, now go home.

Yeah exactly, I wouldn't.

I wouldn't do that to you.

I know what.

I'd have to take into account what your likes and dislikes are, which is very evident obviously, and I would go from there.

I mean I would never, I never.

I would want to pick somebody that you would enjoy and they would enjoy you hopefully.

Yeah.

So that's the idea.

I mean, that's what I would go for it, not like home and get back at my husband.

I'm gonna I'm gonna make him play with another man, even though he's straight.

It's just a question.

Oh that's just milicious.

You don't do that if your significant other, okay, it kept within your genre, right, sit there and says, okay, here's a guy I want you to you know, okay, that ways heavier than I am.

Okay, okay, but you know, would the with a significant other if you're if you're if your significant other picked out someone that was heavy, missing.

Teeth, yeah, I'd have to put my foot down and say no, sorry, no.

I came up.

I'm just asking where where is the playful edge?

Stop we at that point.

It may not be playful, might just be vindictive.

You know, I'll get back at you.

I'm going to suggest you play with this per That is cruel.

I would never do that.

To sit there and say this, this person that you're eyeing up essentially right, is you know, almost less than human.

That's not right.

No, it's not right.

But I hope that couples would not do that to each other, and they wouldn't do that to this other individual.

That's what I guess you know, I would like to think if I were to pick out a playmate for you, it would be something that we both would be on board with.

I know your likes.

That that could be too sure, I would have a problem with that.

That would actually be a lot of fun, But I would I know your likes, I know your dislikes, and I know mine and my dislikes and likes.

So hopefully we picked something that we would all be on board with and would enjoy be fun.

And that's yeah, I mean absolutely, I would.

Just want controversy.

That's all you want.

Hey, I'm trying to make it.

You know, we could talk about for half an hour.

Yeah, I mean you picked out a couple of guys.

I was like, I don't know.

Vince, He's he had terrible this.

This poor gentleman had really terrible profile pictures on the swinger lifestyle.

I mean there are hard Well, he.

Was sitting in a one of those micro brews up the street and with the beer be behind him, and he's kind of on the he's a little on the heavy side, not not bad.

I mean he's got a little meat to him.

But then he's he's kind of like not sitting upright.

He's kind of frumpy, and it just it made him look like an old man.

You know.

It was not a good profile picture.

A little little uh.

You know, heads up, if you're going to put profile pictures, make sure that there you put your best forward and you look as as good as you can look, you know, suck it in, stick them out.

You stand up straight.

Yeah, we'd have more pictures of you, but it would just be the top of your head and between some ladies, you know, so that's all you'd see.

You see the top.

Of your head, maybe your eyes looking up, and that would be it at that point.

Doing what I do best, that's what I agree.

Well, that was a little conversation to see, you know, if people would consider hopefully you'll write into us about it.

You know, is it something you do already or is this something you would consider doing.

You're doing like if you go to a club or a house house party you sit there and say, you know, tell your mate that I'm going to pick out I'm picking out who you play with tonight.

Well, it doesn't mean you're going to the other person asked their greed.

To it exactly.

Well, here's the thing you might be thinking that in your head, but you probably wouldn't say that to your significant other necessarily.

You might try to leave them, like.

Hey, how about this person over here?

They look like they'd be fun.

You know.

See he's like, yeah, I want to see her with it.

You have that, Why wouldn't you have a conversation.

I don't know, but maybe that that's a whole other can of worms or I don't know.

I'm you and I talk about this all the time, so it's not a big deal for us, you know, but I.

Think couples should sit there and have that discussion of hey, honey, you know this is we're doing this because it arouses both of them.

I agree, So you know what I would love to And I'm sure like the whole you know, interracial stuff.

You know how many how many men have told their wives say, oh, honey, I want to see you with a black gentleman.

That's exactly what I was thinking of.

Like secretly in their mind they're like, oh, I want to see her get fucked by, you know, a black guy.

And you know, guys, think I really want to see that.

You know, the contrast of the skin colors and you know is you know big thick.

Sometimes it's a matter of the what is stereotypically thought of taboo.

I agree, that's more than the contrast.

Some people don't break it down to the artsy FARTSI yeah, but it's a matter of okay, here, you know Jane Doe who goes to church on Sundays, sits up front, you.

Know, and Saturday night at school.

But you know one one night a month or whatever.

Yeah, she's a dirty little girl and just you know, like to be defiled by a group.

Of guys that that sound like fun.

That's it.

That's the the secret that you know, like you said, back when you used to work work in corporate, like, hey, Donald, how was your I know, I couldn't tell them that, well, you know, five different guys this weekend and uh you know, and you know got you know, covered and calm.

I was a closed donut.

You know, you had to sit to good just to work around the house.

Oh yeah, no, same old, same old.

Yeah.

They had no idea, you know.

Yeah, that that was a fun little secret to have in my head.

You know, especially they're asking what do you do is weekend?

A lot of people, I'm sure have that.

Yeah, or it's that's a fun little private little secret.

That's a dirty little secret.

That's fun, you know, because like in my head, like I was thinking about the things that I'd done that weekend, and I just and I just grinned and like you said, oh yeah, we just did stuff around the house.

Now it's like, yeah, I got stuffed.

I did him over there in the house.

I got stuffed around that house.

But yeah, okay, Yeah, anyway, that kind of just something to think about, talk about, you know, emails info at Hot Wife podcast dot com.

Let us know if it's something you guys do or maybe we're going to start doing m you know, love to hear from it.

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And uh that's all I got, so hey, stay horning, have a good night, everybody.