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You're a coward.

It's easy to have a scapegoat.

And now joined by bad Larry Shayan Irving and Dylan the graphics guy.

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Here's Dan Patrick.

Is that a new kind of hairstyle for Sammy P.

No, it's a little short.

It looks like it's uh, it's kind of high.

Well look look at this too, buddy, Wow rocking.

Let's go.

Uh repping the merch there.

We appreciate that.

By the way, round of applause for Sammy P.

Who do you guys want to tell everybody what Sammy P did for you guys?

The winning ticket that he gave us, Yes, the very sharp winning ticket.

Yeah, that was the offensive player of the year was going to be Saquon Barkley and it was was that twenty two to one odds.

Sammy I did give the boys the worst number that I had.

I did have a thirty to one I'll ticket, I'll tell I thought, if I'm going to give them thousands of dollars, I'll give them the twenty to one ticket, not the thirty to one ticket.

Oh so you went even earlier at thirty to one for Saque last year.

You know what's funny, though, dan is people are texting me last week or so are we doing Barkway again?

And the answer is no.

There's a player though.

Not to take this right here, but I find myself this year betting with San Francisco.

Waiter, are you going to spoil it?

And this a tease?

Sammy, I'm not going to give you the bet, but I guess I was about to give you the bet.

All right, well the board, we'll come back to this.

Okay, tuned, Okay, tuned, Okay, Ray, where's bad Larry?

I'm still trying to find him, can't find him yet, killed an action, probably playing bachi.

Don't say that he might actually have like a heart attack or some shit.

Shay walked in and I said, hey, how you feeling?

He goes why I go like it sounds like there's something up.

Yeah, it was weird Danny asking like how I'm doing?

Or I just had a therapist yesterday, So my mind's kind of jumbled up.

I want to make sure I'm on the right track.

That is kind of the perfect answer to how are you doing why?

Like an investigation, the interrogation begins.

Oh, well, you sounded guilty as.

Shit, right, I feel guilty immediately.

Okay, Wait a minute.

Do you think that I sounded like a therapist with my question of how are you doing?

No?

You sounded like a cop.

Oh yeah, okay, but you haven't heard that in a while.

No, no, it's been a minute.

Where I live.

They don't really uh invent to gate people like me.

But they might pull you over.

No, no chance, oh never.

Okay, So bad Larry didn't bet on football last week because, as Pa Ray says, he's a coward.

Fact, Dylan won one unit last week.

Shay won three last week.

Yep, but bad Larry non football.

He won one unit last week, up six and a half.

Are are we getting rid of all these now?

Yes?

Okay, this is Dylan min Is twenty nine.

I'm fine getting rid of them Dan.

Okay, I'm sure.

You are golf golf, fucking golf.

Okay.

By the way, Sammy p is host of bet Sweats and Betting Analysts for Fox Sports.

Sammyp also releasing a weekly newsletter.

How can they follow you, Sammy?

They can follow me very simply on Twitter at sp shoot, but I would prefer if they did not follow me home from work.

That would be great.

Fair enough, fair enough.

We're going to proceed without Bad Larry's that.

As of right now.

Yeah, he says he can hear us but can't talk, So we're going perfect in London?

Perfect.

Oh, that's right.

He's in London entertaining your family.

Buddy Wiser there for the last five days.

Yes, he's there.

There was a family wedding, and my wife and two of my daughters are there.

But okay, so bad Larry can hear us.

You can try calling one of them and maybe get him on the horn.

Thank you, and pass the phone to Bad Larry.

Let's see.

I don't know if there's any place you want to start ray as the producer.

I mean, you gave me a couple of bullet points here.

How about first day of school for the girls?

Show Danny what a mess three daughters the night before the first day of school.

I mean, it's hell on earth for me.

They're all yelling at each other, screaming, at each other and then they wake up at like six am and they're yelling at me to wake up.

And I got to go with the roommate to drop him off at school, which I mean is pretty redundant.

You're dropping them off like we got to be there.

I didn't understand that, but I got in big trouble for saying, Oh, I don't want to go.

Why would I want to go?

Well, why can't she go in the morning and you go in the afternoon.

To pick up the kids?

Yeah, no, h has Danny.

That's not the arrangement we have.

I think we're going past the fact that Shay gets woken up by his daughters to school.

There's a single time in my whole life I.

Woke either of my parents up to go to school.

By the way, I don't know if the odds are out that they will get married.

They're engaged, and of course I told you they were going to get I know, Love, I Love Love Taylor Swift, Travis Kelce.

I don't know if there's any betting odds out there, Sammy P.

I don't know if there's anything from Made of Honor over under when they're going to get married.

Can you guys, help me.

Anybody see any prop bets on this?

I didn't, but whatever it is, I'm taking under two and a half kids hammer it.

Oh yeah, well under two and a half yep, yeah, yes, Ray.

The odds I'm seeing right now is odds on before December thirty, twenty twenty five plus five twenty five to get married before then.

Is minus nine fifty minus nine fifty.

Damn.

I saw a couple of props.

Stand.

There's a prop on will they announce a pregnancy first, which is favored No way, or will he retire first?

That's the dog And then my favorite prop, naturally, will Dona Donna Kelsey show cleavage at the wedding is three to one, three to one, three to one on yes, wait.

The favorite is that she's already pregnant.

The favorite is that they'll announce a pregnancy before he retires.

No chance, I agree with you, I agree no way.

Yeah, but he's retiring in February.

Be a movie star after this, trying to do Yes, he's this is it.

He's done.

She's got a pretty busy tour schedule, though probably for the foreseeable future, I would imagine, right, and she's just coming out with a new album.

Yeah, she had a new album.

My kids hate it.

They were pissed.

Really yeah, maybe maybe there's a certain involved.

In No, no.

Interesting, just throwing it out there.

Is that an abomination?

I mean she's only thirty.

Four, right, yeah, but she's busy.

Oh dude, that would be an abomination.

Milly Millie Bobby Brown from Stranger Things just adopted a baby, isn't she's like twenty one?

Yeah, yeah, that's weird.

Bon Jovi's daughter in law.

That's her prerogative.

What oh okay, yeah, she's twenty twenty one.

They just adopted a baby.

Fucking weirdo.

Man, Hollywood will mess you up.

Man, Well, I don't know if they're in Hollywood though.

Well, I mean that that whole realm being famous, and it didn't screw me up.

Well fair, I forgot all that.

Yeah, hello, you.

Missed the child actor.

I did period that.

There's I would have been one of those victims they're.

Bat in a thousand of just completely falling apart.

Oh I would have, there's.

But you had to be good looking, you know, when you're younger, and I never could have pulled that off.

Beans from even Steven, he's pretty weird looking.

Yeah, okay, I don't if that counts.

By the way, Jordan Hudson is trying to trademark gold Digger smart Bill Belichick, Bill Belichick's girlfriend.

Dude, I know what a mess I know.

I think, well, it could be even mess here.

What do you mean, I don't know if she's gonna get pregnant.

I don't know that would be a mess.

Here.

How many wins?

Man?

How many wins for them this year?

What do you think?

What is the over under?

Seven and a half?

Okay, because I was going to say, is it eight and a half?

That means I'm probably going over seven.

I'll go over.

Wow, schedule sucks, it's so bad.

What are you taking over under?

I agree with you.

I think they will get better over the course of a season, more than any team not named Clemson in the ACCA.

All right, Georgia tech baby.

By the way, people on the show on the radio show still want to know if we're going to watch the Cowboys and Eagles together here in the man Cave?

Yeah, Danny, are we?

Well?

Can you do it and not curse?

Not curse?

Is it gonna be live streamed or something?

Well?

Yeah, I mean yeah, I could Yeah, if I know that going in, I could.

Yeah, I'm so you.

Could throw a disclaimer in the front of it, Dan.

I could do it.

But you're gonna hear some weird like things.

Well I know that, yeah, but but this is where you know where it's uh, you're gonna pick up a CD and then you're gonna go it's gonna have the like skull and crossbones there and tell you that you get ready for yes, absolutely, yes.

Yeah, let's do it all right?

All right, so next Thursday, then we're gonna sit over there on the couch.

Are we smoking here?

Yeah?

Hell yeah, although nobody has smoked in here, I'm gonna I was gonna smoke a cigar.

I'll be banging haters and cigars, yeah for sure, okay.

And and I was going to bring in tequila.

Well I'll be drinking something else okay, yea or a mocktail, diet coke, die coke, and a heater man breakfast a champions standing okay.

Real breakfast of sadness.

No, it's every morning for Shay exactly.

Oh.

By the way, I did think of you.

Avery Johnson, the k State quarterback.

Uh.

So he's playing in a football game and then his dad and brother got into a fight after the loss.

And I don't know why I thought of you, Shay that.

I don't either, but that was amazing.

I mean that dad.

Could you see getting in a fight with your dad?

No?

Hell no, No.

I tried once when I was fourteen, and every boy tried.

You know that.

He threw me into a wall and down the hallway.

Dad strength chucked me.

I was like, all right, fuck that.

I've never tried to fight my dad.

You never challenged him or stood up to him or no, oh, all right, well all of us are risk takers.

I was like Opie Taylor, I was not, No, would you have gotten smoked?

Well?

I know that my oldest brother, who played football at South Dakota, came back and he brought some things with him from college.

Oh yeah, and my dad found it, and that didn't go well.

South Dakota probably meth.

Right, No, I don't think meth was in at that time, in the early seventies.

No, but I know that I was hiding in my bedroom with my other brother and my dad.

I think escorted my brother up the steps and down the steps and then somewhere in the middle and then all of a sudden that then it stopped.

After that, I didn't need to be reminded that.

You know, my dad could be a tough guy if he wanted to be.

What do he do with the supply?

Flushed it down the whole right in front of him.

From South Dakota.

It had to be bad, though, I have no idea it had to be.

Because I'm not a pothead foker, so I don't I don't know anything about that.

Okay, let's uh, Sammy p is going to have the big unveiling of his Offensive Player of the Year.

Also, are you going to have your NFL MVP, which is different than your Offensive Player of the Year?

Are you going to have that for us?

I did not bet MVP, but if the room wants to join me on a bet, I would definitely get down.

Okay, our squad ride, okay, is uh so bad?

Larry's not here?

Is there anything to recap from last week with you guys?

Yeah, Daddy's mortgage bet came home hammered, which everybody thank me, nichols U I w mortgage bet.

That one was sad.

It was great, I know, but but when it's incarnate word and and that's a big bet and your you're right.

Yeah, I mean that's when it's sick.

When I hear the word degenerate, then I would think of something like incarnate word.

Yeah, FCS football bet and is pretty get down in dirty.

Especially zero of like the actual college football season.

That's when the edge exists.

Baby.

Yeah, you know it's bad.

You know it's bad when you can't find it.

On TV, right exactly?

Uh, Dylan, you got anything for me?

Uh?

Two and one in football?

Dan Fresno State money line versus Kansas ended up being a bad bet.

I told you, I told you about Hawaii.

Yeah you did.

I said, that's the best game Hawaii at home and.

Island State was in Kansas State was a slop fest over in Ireland.

Can help if Stanford doesn't know how to call plays and they get four yards per pass attempt or completion here, all right?

That leads us to this week.

I'm gonna have to I guess read bad Larry's is that it's better content if he's not with us.

Let's see, he's got so h ray you keep me honest here, he's got Notre Dame minus two and a half.

He's got Tennessee Syracuse over fifty one, Georgia Tech minus four and a half against Colorado, Rutgers, Ohio under fifty one, Wisconsin, Miami of Ohio under forty one.

He's got Wisconsin minus seventeen and a half against Miami, Bama, Florida State over fifteen and a half, and Bama minus fourteen against Florida State.

All of those, All those are correct, and then he has a future two units.

Notre Dame makes the playoffs minus one eight.

Well, he is a Notre Dame apologist.

Yeah, I just want to say, and since bad Larry's not here, I read those, but I should have gone to Sammy p because he's our guest here today.

So Sammy, what do you have for us this week?

I love Miami.

It makes me uncomfortable.

Dan.

I bet three in the summer against Notre Dame.

I think the portal has been very kind to Mario.

And they also have a bunch of receivers this year to bring along with Carson Beck, their quarterback, who ironically enough, was the Heisman favorite last summer.

We were all talking about Carson Beck being the best quarterback in college and it didn't quite work out.

Out of Georgia.

But now he goes to a system that just made Cam Moore the number one pick.

They're gonna run it, They're gonna gun it.

They're gonna have a lot of fun this year in South Beach.

I have Miami plus three really big on Sunday.

It makes me nervous.

Okay, anybody any other games this weekend?

Yeah, I think Ohio State Texas is gonna go over.

Sharp guys came in, they bet under fifty and a half, right, So now that total is forty seven and a half, and I'm ready to buy it back and play it over twenty six twenty three.

Everybody's gonna win because it'll land forty nine.

You've got four NFL receivers and two of the most talented quarterbacks in the country.

Sure they're young, I get it, but we're talking about home run hitters with Smith, with Carnel Tate, with the speed of Texas, we're gonna see a couple fifty yard touchdowns in this game.

I'm curious, shay am I dumb for buying the dip on that total.

I think over forty seven and a half's a good bet.

I do too, but I don't know if Ryan Day's gonna allow anybody to air it out like he's such a conservative at heart.

I don't think their offense is going to be able to keep up.

I think Texas by ten.

I love it.

Final score?

What is it?

Oh?

I think Texas puts up thirty eight, thirty eight, twenty four.

Good, let's go.

Oh wait, you're actually trusting Shay.

Yeah.

Remember Ryan Day last year, how many NFL receivers he had.

He didn't do nothing about it until Chip Kelly, I don't know, stole the playbook and shut him up.

He didn't.

I mean, he was running the ball against Michigan the entire freaking game, and he's got first round draft picks on the outside.

It was weird.

It feels like he has to unleash those guys, even though you got you know, saying is making his debut, you got it, you have to unleash them.

Well.

See, I think he's just a conservative.

I think he's scared of getting fired.

He's scared of catching heat.

And if he doesn't running, he.

Just won the national title.

They're not gonna fight.

I think he's really say.

That was a very legitimate fear, though, until they're in the national title last year.

Okay, but he won the national title.

Yeah.

I think he's super sensitive.

That's what I think I do.

I think it's an mpathy EmPATH.

I think he feels too much.

He's not in the right profession.

He should be like a social worker or some shit.

And we all know Ohio needs more of them.

So what the state you?

You're so soft.

You couldn't even swing a wedge.

That was That was a tiny club.

That was a miniature club.

You could not swing a wedge and hit the ball.

That was a miniature club.

I'll redo that with an It is not a miniature club.

Those are can put it in my pocket.

Those are legitimate clubs.

Those are fitted for me.

I agree with everything she said Ohio related, but that was very much a full sized golf club in Boston.

You whift on it like six times.

Yes.

By the way, Ryan Day dies his beard, Yeah, he does.

Exactly doesn't want the criticism of being old, so he's he's self conscious, so he dies it.

Yeah, mpath.

He needs like an in between color too, because you can see the distinction between the hair hair and the beard.

Who's he doing that for?

Dude's merry?

Like, what needs some paint samples.

I don't much like Saban dyeing his hair.

Yes, yeah, but the beard is a different that's a different level, I know.

But then you get like Howard Stern has darker hair and then his beard is gray.

That's like me.

Yeah, I don't know why guys do that.

And if you're gonna dye your hair, Sammy p I'm gonna say this to you, since you're now a big celebrity, make sure you start early because if you don't start early, then all of a sudden one day, somebody's gonna look at you and go, you're dyeing your hair.

Yeah.

I always plan on following the Robert Redford model.

Dan, to be honest with you, so I'm ready to go.

Robert Redford doesn't look good with his hair.

He's kind gray, I know.

Yeah, Oh I'm sorry I saw him slow.

I'm slow.

Shade dumbs me down?

Yeah, I dumb?

How the w old A show?

I done it down?

And women love gray hair, well yeah they do.

That's because of the daddy complex.

For sure.

Absolutely, yes, marm Did they call it a silver fox?

Oh yeah, just for men touch a gray nice selling one, I think.

And and guys look older when they dye their hair.

Yeah, I could see that.

Yeah, Like George Clooney did a Broadway show and then he dyed his hair for the show and it looked, I mean it looked he looked older.

I didn't figure out what to do with my hair.

I'd cut it off, shave it.

Yeah, you don't have a more creative solution, Yeah, I don't.

I'm going to Turkey, are you?

Yeah?

I get the implant, the content.

Are you going to get cosmetics something?

I might get a risky bbld in hacking it up?

Oh yeah, okay, because Turkey became this destination to go get stuff done.

Well, seeing the videos of guys flying back from Turkey just the head and they're like mopping it up to save four grand on a hair transplant.

All right, Shaye, what do you have for me this week?

I got some college football, Danny.

I got the uh, there's no other football, it's college all.

Right, Well, you know there's high school football, O could.

I got the Dreadlock Rostas versus the Frozen Tundra plus seventeen and a half.

That's Buffalo.

I got the Sopranos laying fifteen versus the Gates of hell, I have Texas money Line plus one ten.

That's a two banger, and I got Heroin versus Lane Kiffin's Leftovers under sixty one and a half.

Wait, Marylyn Heroin.

Yeah rhymes and the wire come on heron.

I got nobody wants to live there plus six versus broke Back, and I got.

An Akron Yeah nobody won't yet.

Why why do you do this too, Ohio?

And don't say Ohio?

Yeah, what did Ohio do to you?

Existed?

Pretended that it wasn't you know?

I do have a problem with Ohio.

And the reason is, again, it's just Alabama with shittier weather, and they act like, you know, they're so important, and here comes an election.

Let's hear from the governor, let's hear from the center.

Let's hear for the fucking dogs and cats that are getting eaten.

All right, enough, Wood's the one who brought up about dogs and cats getting eaten.

Not me.

You're people, my people, Yes, Dandy, I don't even know what that means.

I'm a patriot, you are, that's it.

Heritage American?

But then would you move back to Ohio?

No, Well, I've already dominated.

There, You've already cleaned up there.

Yes, yeah, yeah, and they haven't put up a sign that says home of Dan Patrick.

You could probably get one of those if they put one up.

Maybe I'll go back.

You get buried in Ohio with the snow.

No, I mean like when you die, oh Am I getting buried there.

I thought you meant the sign is but I get buried there?

Maybe really next to my my parents.

Yeah, that's what I'm asking.

Yeah, you know, I wanted to go where as many people want to come by.

And see it, they're not Ohio.

Yeah, so I don't know.

Maybe like Washington, d C.

There you go, Well, you could do it on the side of the interest and have the sign say Dan Patrick is buried here.

Also this was the home of Dan Patrick.

Yeah, but I don't want it to be a place where you conveniently pee, you know.

Fair.

No, there's no shoulder on that part of the highway, so yeah, get out.

No, like if they buried I could be buried in Ohio.

But I just I want to be fair to a nation and let them come grieve when they need to.

And then you can't do Ohio.

Slight observation And you basically just said you would only go back to Ohio when you're dead.

When I die.

Yeah, yes, Marvin, so Arlington is what you're saying.

I'm saying, arling, Okay, what else do you have to I'm a patriot.

I got Magic City lane four and a half against Deon Sanders.

I'm not doing this alternate spread.

Take that off the board rate.

I was going to do Georgia Tech lane seven, but it's only plus one ten.

And don't you have Ted Cruz to represent your ste's you mean Raphael, Well that's your guys.

Call him by his damn given name, Rafael.

He's not even born in the United States.

He's a Canadian Cuban.

I got time for that son.

Of a bitch.

If you actually black hate him the Zodiac Killer police sketches and you shay, you do kind of get Ted Cruz.

I hate that guy.

Wow, I'm not a fan.

Okay, but he still represents your state.

Okay, So all right, that's not my fault.

Ohio is not my fault either.

For whatever you defend Ohio I do because Cruse, they're great people.

That's not true at all.

It's a heartland of America.

That's where you find patriots.

There we go not ones.

Hey, look at my cowboy boots of my hat and look a look at look at my well.

I got an oil and I'm I'm from.

Houston, Canadian.

Go ahead, all right, North Cakilaka State laying eleven and a half against the pirates revenge angle two units.

And then I got unlv Sam Houston over sixty and a half.

And tonight Boise State versus South Florida under sixty two and a half.

Yeah, I think NC State was minus fourteen and a half.

Ray was that Rutgers was like ten and a half.

I don't even like that.

Rutgers bet no more, but I mean same he Are you on that?

No?

I made like three bets to your twenty?

All right?

Fine, See that's why he wins because he doesn't spread himself out.

I just like he knows what he knows.

And then that's it.

That's that's how you bent.

That's also not how you like get your mortgage paid for.

If I'm only they got a second one, you get a hea lock.

Ray, I thought NC State was given fourteen and a half to Eastern Carolina.

I'm looking right now.

I bet eleven and a half yesterday, Okay, Yeah, because I was gonna, I would say take the fourteen and a half with East Carolina.

Revenge.

I like the Pirates what they beat him in a ballgame, meaningless bawl game last year.

I think revenge angle.

This is the first time m C State's going to give a shit about ECU.

Okay, they're going to pour it on.

Okay, all right, Uh is there anything?

Do we want to do?

Football?

Futures here?

I mean bad Larry's not here.

Yeah, we can do whatever we want now.

We can do college this week, NFL next week.

M all right, do you have any few?

Well, I don't know if Sammy p is ready to have futures here.

Oh I got anything you need.

Yeah, that's the one thing I'm ready for.

Okay, Okay, go ahead.

No, No, it's you.

You, you're the guest.

I've got Toledo every which way.

I've got him to go over the way total eight and a half.

I have them to win the MAC at plus two thirty.

I may have even splashed a little Toledo playoff at fourteen to one.

I don't think it's gonna happen, but if it does, you know, you bet a little to win a lot.

So Unlike most schools in the MAC Boys and Girls, Toledo got better in the portal.

Usually when a Toledo team does well, you lose guys of the portal.

Well, Toledo added running backs from Ohio State and Virginia Tech this year.

I don't think there's gonna be a lot of MAC teams that are gonna stop them.

And they did get a lot of sharp action this week against Kentucky.

Kentucky probably wins, but they could definitely beat Western next week Western Kentucky and they might run it from there.

Eleven and one is not impossible.

I love that team this year, and I think Jason Kandell's defense is going to be elite again.

And by the way, Kentucky's quarterback is twenty five nicey.

Toledo also have like an NFL cornerback again.

They've got two guys they think can go to the NFL.

Remember one of the corners on the Eagles last year, Quinnon Mitchell, sort of started that caliber at Toledo.

They're very, very good, and their quarterback, Tucker Gleason's been there a long time.

They got better in the portal most MAC teams do not.

Once again, that's Sammy p host of Betts, Sweats and betting analysts for Fox Sports, and also releasing a weekly newsletter.

Dylan, do have futures?

I have no futures?

Then, okay, no college futures.

Shaye, do you have college future?

Oh yeah, Danny, South Bama puts some South in your mouth to win the sum Belt plus eight fifty, and I got USC to win the Big ten plus seventeen hundred.

Utah win the Big twelve plus six fifty.

And then Georgia Tech, which I love over seven and a half, wins two units.

Okay, Sammy, you of course gave the gift, the great gift last year that sikwon Barkley would be the offensive.

Another round of applause.

And so these guys split up what two grand or twenty two hundred twenty two?

Yeah, twenty two hundred.

They had to go to Vegas to cash that in, and they actually came back with money.

Yeah, do you have a gift this year for these I'd.

Like to start with a little thing that I found in my pocket yesterday.

So this is not the big reveal, but I apparently made a bunch of these bets in Vegas.

This is Jonathan Grenard to win the Defensive Player of the Year.

It's one hundred to one Dan.

Wow.

So I found this.

I no shit.

I was reaching to pull something out of my pocket and I was like, oh, so that means I have multiple of these.

That's a long shot though.

I don't know that it's gonna win.

But Minnesota's defense added Jonathan Allen and Hargrave on top of Van Ginkole and Grenard.

I think they are a top three defense this year.

Flores is gonna blitz a ton.

Grenard had twelve and a half sacks last year, and now you added more bodies in front of him, so they're going to be impossible to double team.

If you're looking for a little to win a lot.

Again, one hundred to one on Grenard.

But I find myself betting San Francisco this year the way that I was betting Philly last year.

Nobody was betting Philly because their defense fell apart.

There were a lot of questions, remember this time last year, people were doubting Philadelphia.

Well that sentiment is now this year San Francisco people are saying, oh, don't they don't have any receivers and they lost a lot on defense.

Bringing in Robert Sala is a huge deal to me.

I think that's maybe the best hire of the offseason, to have him shore the defense up.

You know, Shanahan's going to be fine on offense.

They paid the quarterback.

But I find myself betting San Francisco and Christian McCaffrey.

Your offensive player of the year.

Yep, twenty five to one is what I bet.

There's some twenty two to twenty in the market.

Anything twenty or higher on McCaffrey.

They are going to use him time and time and time again.

And when he's healthy, he cannot be stopped.

You can only hope to contain him.

Well, you know that, but he's never healthy.

Oh that's not true.

He won the award two years ago.

And then he got hurt and now he's not hurt.

But didn't they bring in a running back as insurance?

Yeah?

But they I mean they bring in Robinson from Washington.

Look, I'm buying the dip.

Okay, bought the dip on Barkley last year.

Or I'm buying the dip on McCaffrey.

Okay.

They got an easy schedule too, I mean it eight.

And they're going to be up in a lot of those games.

So in the third and fourth quarter, who's going to be touching the fucking ball?

Christian McCaffrey.

I don't know if we need to drop an F bomb.

Yeah, I don't.

I mean, did I not drop one today?

You did?

But Sammy p is a professional like you.

Bad influence over here?

Really he steeps down to our level.

Yeah, yeah, all right.

What do you guys think of that offensive Player of the Year Christian McCaffrey.

Man, he's always healthy.

I'm down, Sammy.

They got Grenada eighty to one on DraftKings.

We got it at a hundred I sharp, okay, big brain moves.

I like that.

It could end up like sixteen sacks, I know.

And what if Michah Parsons doesn't play, No, he's gonna play.

Oh what if you hit sits out or has a.

Back spasm or whatever you think is gonna happen with your cowboys?

I don't.

I mean, it's so bad right now, Danny.

I really thought we had a chance to do something, and uh, I think Thursday they're gonna get exposed.

Defensive line in the secondary is still trash.

And if Micah doesn't play, it's just wide open.

It's bad.

You actually thought they were going to do something I did.

Yeah, okay, I did.

Yeah, I know, I know, I know.

I'm fucking sick.

He can record his podcast on Sundays at least.

No, Yeah, just I'm depressed about it.

It's just really depressing.

It's again and again and again.

And my kids keep asking why are you a Cowboys fan?

Why do you keep rooting for the Cowboys?

Because they don't understand it, like a child's mind doesn't understand like obsession and devotion and things like that.

They just think you're stupid.

I totally disagree.

I feel like that's when you're like the most obsessed and devoted.

Well, not with eight year old girls, because I get the shit all the time.

Are you sorry you had them?

No?

God, no, okay, because when I see little boys at are eight years old, I'm like, these kids suck.

But you know that somewhere out there there is a boy who is going to marry your youngest daughter.

Oh I don't know, yeah, okay, we're a girl, yeah, or a girl, Danny.

Well okay, but some somewhere, somebody's walking around and they have no idea what's gonna happen.

You're gonna have to hang out this fucking and you're you know.

You're terrorist your youngest right, yeah, Fee, Yeah yeah, Fife, And we always wonder about that, like my youngest daughter.

We kept saying, somewhere there's some little boy walking around going, let me bang my head into the wall here, and he's gonna marry my daughter.

You better be big as hell.

Okay, podcast, Yeah, I doing one tonight.

Then I haven't done picks yet.

Bamn.

Well, there's could be.

A tactical move.

Actually maybe it just don't bat Well.

I gotta be honest.

Your your picks were so bad over the summer, it's easy to gloss over what you provide.

We're about to make all of it back on the rider and then I'm done all right tonight since money line against.

Nebraska, that's a nasty uh.

Nebraska is on the no betting list for me.

Well, Cincinnati with the Kelsey brothers.

Yeah, that's where they went.

They went Cincinnati.

Yeah, and they're from there too.

From northern Ohio.

Same thing.

No, it's not definitely not a it's actually continue that's.

Plus two a five and then I'm rocking with Shay.

Sorry, I'm taking Texas plus the one and a half against Ohio State, Tennessee and Syracuse over fifty and a half.

Big fan of Syracuse's QB, former irishman.

And then I'm breaking a rule.

I'm taking Florida State plus fourteen against Alabama.

Samie, Are you high on Bama this year?

I have him as my fourth highest rated team in the country.

But my biggest question is can the coach win at that level?

I don't know that answer yet.

I don't give me your top five teams same.

Yeah, sure, So Texas is won at a one to twenty five, so that means they're twenty five points better than the average team.

I've got Penn State two at one twenty four and a half, so just an eyelash below Texas.

Then I've got Ohio State, Alabama, Clemson to run out the top five.

But don't you have the same question with James Franklin.

Can he win a game at that level?

Well in terms of like winning the playoff, yes, of course, but they should win eleven games this year and the ten I don't know.

To your point, Dan, I don't know that I would bet them to win three straight games against three really good teams so I did not bet Penn State, but they power rate insanely high.

I mean talking about one or two in the country and most bookmakers' ratings.

Dylan, do you have anything else?

I do?

Dan?

Speaking of Clemson, I've got Clemson minus three enough against lsu Fade Brian Kelly, that's a no brainer, Ucla plus five and a half against Utah, And then I have Miami straight up against Notre Dame plus one twenty.

Notre Dame is a pretty terrible track record going down to South Beach.

And I know Larry too.

Yeah, well everyone does.

And since Laire's not here, he has to accept my side bet day.

I just heard that.

I was like, wait a minute, Yeah, is that you?

You your track record in Miami's bad.

So bad South Beach.

Where do you have a good track record?

Uh?

Ohio rehab?

No, because you were in and out of rehab.

Yeah, it was the last time I went.

It was good.

I have a bad rehabit Beach.

I went to a wedding with the roommate and it was bad.

I just appeared for a day.

You could say, I had a wedding in blank with the roommate and I disappeared.

Now if I was an Akron or something, I wouldn't disappear.

I'd stay in the hotel room.

I would genuinely be more afraid of you and Akron disappearing than South Spach, I.

Think, because some psycho would kill me in Ohio.

It's not Wait, how long ago was it that you went off the wagon?

This was a while ago?

No, no, no, this is like six seven years ago.

Oh but I knew you?

Yeah?

Yeah, but I got wasted?

Yeah?

How does that happen in a wedding where I mean, it's easy.

You start drinking and then like the party favors come out, and then you take a couple of four bars to go to bed.

But it's five in the morning, and so the roommate starts looking for you.

Well wait, how does she lose you?

I left the hotel room, we went to bed, and then I just got up, walk the fuck.

Out, got a little cluster phobia.

Yeah, hit the street.

Even in the stick talk begins, Yes, anything else doing.

I'm making a side bet with bad Larry, and he has to take it since he's not here.

He likes Notre Dame, I like Miami.

The loser has to get a spray tan the darkest.

Selling that he never agree.

To that he already probably a skin cancer.

What's with those teeth too, he'd look.

Hilarious, all white teeth.

Man, they'd shine, they would be.

Poppy, He'd be Rex Ryan.

He'd be wrecked Ryan.

Okay, is that it have We've done everything we need to do.

Yeah, but I'm holding him to that bet and he has by proxy accepted.

I'd like to admit something, Dan if I can.

Yes.

Second, for the first time in my life, I have bet my hard earned money on the Buffalo Bills to win the Super Bowl.

Chris Berman.

I don't know.

I don't know why.

I just I have a feeling.

I go Bills over Niners and on the Niner in My roommate and I were watching Happy Gilmore Too, and she says, that guy looks familiar.

Is that is that Dan Patrick?

I said, nah, babe, that's Pat Daniel Bunny.

Yeah.

Will Ferrell says you got to keep the mustache, and I said, I can't grow it.

You can't, I don't think so have you tried.

Wait, you can't grow a mustache?

No, No, you can just commit to the fake stash.

Those things are really expensive.

They're like they're like Broadway level mustache glued onto your face.

Yeah it is, yes, but no, I don't look good in the mustache.

You do?

You look awesome?

No?

Yeah?

Look why look old?

You look cool?

Ship?

Uh you can't get chicks with a mustache.

You can't.

Yeah, you can call the ride.

Thank you.

Jay also knows you can get dudes with the mustache.

YU love it.

Let me tell you, it's like.

Mercury.

Once again.

Sammy p, host of bet sweats and betting analysts for Fox Sports, also releasing his weekly newsletter.

Once again, another round of applause for Sammy pe the Ultimate team Player gave a winning ticket to you guys, and maybe he can do so this year with who is it?

Or No, You're not giving a ticket this year to these guys, are you?

I have a.

Ticket set aside on a caffre.

Who am I kidding?

Let's go.

I feel like we should.

We need to give Sammy a futures ticket.

I just don't know that you.

Have to win one.

I got fucking some NFL futures that are going to hit like.

A Yeah, there's your vote of confidence.

Okay, bang biscuit, these are gonna guarantee lock them in.

How about we do you want to wait till next week?

Fine, I'm just saying these are solid gold.

Okay, that's it.

That's another edition.

I think it might be the best one we've done in a long time.

Bad Larry's not here, Sammy p is here, and I thought, uh, Dylan did okay already right.

That's pretty good.

Yes, glowing yes, actually yeah, Ray did a great job producing this.

Marvin gets to sit here and listen.

Shay's here in a decent mood after therapy.

Everything's good.

And Dan, you did great.

Hey, that's that was waiting.

Yeah, yeah, this is this is what I'm going to be known for my Wikipedia page and they'll be like all these other things that will go.

And also the host of Dan Patrick takes a gamble.

Blah blah blah.

Yeah, how about we thank you, Sammy.

How about we do this again and we're going to do it next week.

Okay, thanks for joining us.

So Dan Patrick takes a gamble and good luck