From Workhouse Connect and aj Benze fame.

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This is your daily Unfiltered podcast or September twenty fourth, twenty twenty five oh nine four too oh to five.

One more week and we're into October.

Man, the summer is gone.

Fall started a couple of days ago.

Still got the AC on all day long, although I do shut it now at night.

But I'll tell you what.

When I shut it at night, the problem is I hear the neighbors upstairs too much, too much, dropping shit on the floor, moving furniture, whatever the hell they're doing.

This is apartment living, which I haven't done for so long, and it can get aggravating.

Uh.

But yeah, you know, I hear the sirens outside.

This is shits fill after all.

But when the windows close and the AC's on, I hear nothing but my TV, which is a very welcome thing for me to hear.

Oh god, I just saw it, by the way, Today's show all over the board.

Today's show is like, okay, so many topics.

You know what, I'm gonna tell you something.

Now, you know what an umbrella rig is.

An umbrella rig you guys know who fish.

Guys and girls who fish know it an umbrella.

An umbrella rig is something that looks like picture a couple of clotheshegers that are on fishing line and you throw on the end of your fishing pole and each there's like eight to ten different hooks that also have like you know, rubber on them to look like worms or fish.

They're lures, but they have the big hooks in them, and you throw that umbrella rig in the water.

You don't sit there at your boat and just jig with it, although you can.

But the best thing you do with in an umbrella rig is you get in the boat.

You troll, And by troll, I don't mean any Internet kind of shenanigans.

Trolling means you take the boat and drive it very very slow, two miles per hour.

Whatever you can do.

Just push that throttle up a little bit, no wake.

You throw your lines down so your lures and your bait is not dragged on the bottom of the bay or the ocean.

You're like three four feet beneath the surface.

And when these bluefish, which put up a tremendous fight, let me tell you that bluefish travel in schools like their blm or antifa.

If bluefish are more diabolical than barracuda because they got teeth.

But when you hook into a bluefish and you get one on an umbrella rig, or two or three at a time, it happens.

Get ready for the fight of your life.

Anyhow, so many things going on today is an umbrella rig of his show.

That's the word, the term you have to know moving forward, umbrella rigg day.

Guys won't tell me went fishing.

We always went fishing.

But I'll tell you so many tales.

There was this one night we were crabbing the under the bridge, which means you get in your boats, you drive very slow around the pilings.

It's nighttime because the blue claw crabs come out at night and they swim on.

They swim one inch beneath the surface of the water.

It's a very no one During the day they're down on the bottom buried in grass.

At night though, they swim right beneath the surface.

So you get your boat.

You got three or four guys with long fishing nets.

You've got a car battery in your boat that's connected to several different spotlights that the men, let's say me Jack and Frankie or Joey Jackie are shining on the water.

My pop, my father's driving the boat through the pilings, avoiding other boats.

It's a traffic jam.

But you spot a crab and you go bananas.

You reach over the boat, you grab it.

If you're missing, you tell the other guy on the stern side, Frankie yours.

I watched at three o'clock, Bye bye.

It's a great time.

Don't know why I brought up the crabs.

What was I saying about crabbing?

I don't know.

God damn it.

See there's so many things to talk about.

I forget what I'm talking about.

But I wanted to say this before I move forward.

I saw a video it's so sad James Vanderbeek, you know, from Dawson's Creek, and I love Varsity Blues.

What a great fun movie.

If you haven't seen it, for God's sake, see Varsity Blues.

If not for anything but the stars it turned out.

Go look at a young Ali Lauder there's so many people in that movie that made it.

But anyhow, James Vanderbeek is suffering from a rectal cancer and he couldn't make the Dawson's Creek Reunion.

It's a show I never watched with Michelle Phillips and Joshua Jackson.

I think Katie Holmes right, never watched it once, but I know it was a huge hit.

I was too busy back then, working and going out every night.

And he you appeared on video.

He wanted to be there, obviously, And you know, it's the face of cancer.

You know.

I don't.

It's just we've all seen it.

Some of us have had it, and I hope never to have it again for many of you, for all of you, but it's there.

And he was brave enough to get on video and tell people he misses them, And you know, just fuck, don't you?

Are you like me?

Do you go to bed at night or wake up in the morning and go okay?

Like when I go to bed, I go okay, you know, got through another day.

If I die in my sleep, I'm gonna complain.

I did it.

I had a great time.

What a fucking life.

I would do it again in a second.

But when you wake up in the morning, you go, holy shit, I'm still alive.

Okay, I gotta straighten my shit out.

I gotta do things better.

I gotta this, I gotta die.

As you're sleeping, you feel like it was a great time.

But when you wake up and you know that God's given you more time, you go, oh shit, I have to redirect my shit in the right way.

I'm not gonna die.

I can't die.

Anybody who's suffering it goes on video to talk to friends and family.

Oh my god.

It's a very brave act.

And it's as hard as it is for us to see.

You imagine the people who do it what they feel, you know what I mean.

Speaking of TV, I told you briefly about Black Rabbit with uh.

I love him.

I love Jason Bateman, don't like his politics, love his acting, love his podcast.

And Jude Law.

Not a huge fan of Jude Law, but he's turned out some movies that worked out pretty well.

And this series Black Rabbit.

I really like Black Rabbit.

To me, it fell apart in the middle, but it definitely came together in the end.

I think I've said that it reminded me of me and Rocco when he had his restaurant downtown.

There's a lot of things for me that I love, but I think you will too.

However, however, there's always these instances.

I know, we say Dei's over and this and that, but it was another one.

This movie was being or the series is being made.

There are things that you might see on your screen or on a movie get his screen tomorrow next week, that were made two and a half years ago when Dei and all the woke bullshit was still alive.

So I'm watching Black Rabbit and I love it, and I love the acting.

I love Cleopatrick Coleman.

She's so what a face and a smile on those lips, and she's got two dimples, like I always said, that can hold a cup of water.

But then by the end of the movie, by the end of the series, they have it with no wig on, just very little hair and no makeup.

Why why do that to her?

Anyhow, there's a part in this move where there's a character in this movie.

She's an Asian journalist.

We've got to check boxes game, don't forget in the in the kitchen downstairs, there's a black bull Dyke chef and a Latino gay sous chef and they have it going, Oh you know what I'm saying.

You know what I'm saying.

How you doing, baby?

You're looking that kind of ship?

Okay, but get out of the nineteen nineties.

Can we come up with new dialogues and look in God's sister, Oh my goodness, where you're going to that well, you're gonna make them last, sister.

Stop it.

You think those scenes are throwaway scenes, they're not.

We need to hear original dialogue.

I broke my dick last night, something something different.

Never forget when Dennis Robin told me he broke his dick.

I'll never forget that because we were together in Miami and he was with this blonde girl who was kind of like my not fixer, but she was the chick I met who would get me to the interviews on time and get me in my hotel on time.

And she's a great chick.

I never had anything with her at all, Robin, really nice girl, pretty girl.

Robin took to her like white on rice, and he told me, he rouges, I can't, I can't even and I can't.

And when I see your name on my phone, oh, Oh my god, he broke his stick on her.

It's hard for me to reconcile that.

But it's not her fault.

You can't elevate the girl too high or else you run the risk of breaking your disc Okay, I was better at that time.

I didn't say dick and either way, Asian journalists at the restaurant trying to get answers because this other girl, some waitress, had an overdose at the restaurant.

She is getting down to the nitty gritty.

But the way they portray this journalist, I wanted to go, can we get a consultant on set?

This is not the way journalists treat people.

She's in the restaurant, she's looking for the story.

Right, you have to ingratiate yourself to a degree to have these people talk to you, give up information.

But she's like, you need to come with me and tell me the story.

No, no, no, no, reporters.

Journalists can't do that.

And then she sees the person's phone.

She goes, tell me right now, who's on that phone?

Call?

Tell me who you were just on the phone with five minutes after that murder, Tell me now now again.

Journalists don't do that.

So stupid.

But watch Black Rabbit.

It's it's definitely something you should You should watch and get behind if nothing else.

Jason Bateman with the long hair and the beard looks like this from nineteen sixty nine.

He's great.

This is his emmy.

I know he did Ozark, which was great.

This is not as good as Ozark, but Bateman he needs an award.

And he's directing some of the series.

And so is his co Starc from Ozark, Laura Lenny, who I love.

So it's a family affair either way.

Just drop Rocco off to get a haircut.

And I passed this particular area on Tahunga Avenue and there's always this homeless encampment to the left off off the road, but on the sidewalk under and underpass.

I'm talking.

This guy's got a dresser, a couch.

You have no idea.

He has more shit to move than I have in stories right now that I paid two hundred and twenty hours a month for.

This guy's got it with him.

And of course a couple of shopping cards from Ralphs.

It's been there for months and I pass it and I go, why don't I just go?

These fucking assholes upstairs.

They're playing the music again.

Two young black kids with a guy smoking pot on a poster out of their window, pop smoke who died of an overdose.

This is the guys that got above me.

There's gonna be stories, trust me.

I already knocked on their door last week.

They didn't answer.

If I get shot and killed in the hallway, you know why?

Anyhow, I'm like, do I call three one one and tell them, look, you gotta get rid of this this bullshit?

And I said, ay J, you can't do that.

This guy didn't know he'd end up there.

Whoever's there did not know.

He may have been driving his car to work or taking his kids to school every day like you do.

And suddenly, because of this, that and the other thing, he's now relegated to being homeless on the street he used to drive on every day.

Do you know how how low he must feel.

I said, I can't call anybody to get this guy clean.

I can't do it.

And that's you know what I mean, that's that's weird, Like we don't want to see it, but we don't want to do anything to make these people's lives worse, you know, what I mean.

It's a shame.

It's just a shame.

And I know Trump had a bad day.

Listen, Trump had a bad day.

I was hysterical when he gets on the escalator, I guess at the UN to make his big speech, and the escalator within within within ten seconds, stops moving while he and Milaia are on it.

And he's just like me, right away, the anger, right away, excuse me, what's going on?

You know?

Once answers immediately he has to walk, god forbid, walk up the escalator like steps, you know, like we all do every day, and and uh.

And then he gets to the podium.

The teleprompt is not working great, so of course he has to comment bad escalator, bad teleprompt, just a bead, just very bad.

When the president's here, you need to make sure these things UPRK.

He's just me.

Excuse me, but I left.

I laughed so hard watching him get so pistol.

But that guy in the homeless encampment, that will be gossip about Hollywood.

Hold on, the guy in the homeless encampment.

I just thought, you know what, how he never knew he'd end up there.

This guy had dreams, This guy had plans, I would imagine, like we all did and still do.

I remember when I was living with Rosalie with no money, me and my two kids, Lola live in her house.

I shed a bedroom and a bed with Rocco, a single bed, Lola, shevyl Roxy, another single bed, you know, the beds, the bed of my youth.

And it was very humbling, of course.

And I take the cab in the morning to go to best Buy.

I would get a lift from a cabby and go to best Buy.

And I talked to these camp drivers and they tell me hell stories.

When you start driving a cam pal, well, you know, it's interesting.

I used to live in this very neighborhood.

You did, Yes, I did.

I lived down on Drake Court, had a nice dirty foot boat.

I mean, I had a great time.

We had a lot of friends and relatives.

And the marriage started to go bad, and my two kids and left the band.

She divorced me, and now I live in an a basement apartment in Bay Shore and she's got the house.

And I swear to God, I talked to at least three of these guys with the same shitty stories.

And I said to myself, because at this point my marriage, I it was not good.

And I said, AJ, you're gonna be exactly what these guys are right now.

You're gonna you just don't, don't go all the way underwater, but you're gonna jump in that wall.

Life's gonna dump you in that side of the pool.

Just don't go underwater.

And I did.

I ended up in that side of the pool.

I ended up not only listening to them, but driving a camp and knowing the guys.

He used to take me to work and they knew me.

Still working at best Buy.

Yeah for now.

Yeah, but they're not gonna go get some money and go back to Los Angeles.

How are you gonna do that.

I'm writing this book.

I got a book idea, and I think my agent will get me a nice advance.

Okay, good, good luck pal, And I go, motherfuckers, you have no idea.

And we go to the same bodega to get the same chip, chip, beef sandwich or bacon, egg and cheese at five am and then have something at lunch with the bay.

The bodega next to the train station had you know, like the best Cuban music playing and people with dance and you know, when you get out of your offices and out of your cars and just immerse yourself in that side of life where people are hustling and working so hard that people under the radar.

You can't believe how fast things are moving.

You know, I got to give them a lot of credit because they're surviving under they're under all of us.

And not to mean that they're worse than us, so they're not as good as us.

I mean, sometimes life puts you under things.

Like I've said before, you know, like you think things are bad, I've been where things are bad.

I've been at rock bottom.

But guess what rock Bottom's got trap doors.

Rock Bottom is not the end you think.

Oh I fell on my ass.

I'm at rock bottom now.

The only thing to do is get back up.

Now there's trapped doors.

You're full, You're full.

Deeper, there's spikes underground, there's walls that close with spikes that can kill you.

There's a lot of shit there.

I'm telling you, I'm bringing back reports from the front.

Rock Bottom's got trapped doors.

Stay away.

But speaking of the guy, I tell you this show is crazy, speaking of the guy in the homeless encampment, you know, the other night, Shay Wiggham who's a really good actor.

I started to watch that show, uh primeval which I gotta tell you I'm not I'm not crazy about it.

It's a lot of it's a lot of murders, a lot of Indians and people keep people killing people like you know, I get it.

It was a crazy time to you know, across the country with Indians and pioneers and all sorts of bad people.

So the show to me with uh Betty Gilpin, who I think is a doll tailor Kish who is a schmuck, good looking kid, halfway good actor.

He was on Joe Roe showing Joe didn't have more than one hundred words to say.

Taylor just kept talking abous awesome life.

Bro.

It was amazing.

And then we do like we'd meditate, Bro, And then I run with the Seal team.

Bro, it was awesome.

Have you ever run with the Seal?

J was like, yeah, I have, oh man, Bro, it was such a either way.

I'm watching Prime Villa and Shay Wigham is there and he says to Betty Gilpat you know I'm gonna paraphrase, you know, men get some place they don't know where they're gonna go.

They end up somewhere and they put down their spikes and that's where their life's gonna begin.

And if you think about people traveling across country all those years ago, like what made people stop in Missouri or stop in Pennsylvania.

If they're leaving from the east coast, what made them go?

Now, I'm gonna keep going man?

And then they almost get to all stay in Arizona.

This area is okay, But the people who kept going and the people in general, unbelievable.

What heart, what strength?

What courage?

So Wigan basically says, you know, a guy puts down is his feat and that's where he's going to start his life.

And you know, I thought about the guy in the homeless encampment, and I thought of my dad and a lot of us.

I don't know where your parents began and how they found the house you grew up and as a kid.

But my father, his story was he went to go fishing.

We lived in Brooklyn, and he loved fishing.

And he said, this great fishing on Long Island, this fishing in Brooklyn too.

Off the pier in the bay, Gravesend Bay.

You know, my father caught a stripe bass.

The dad was born after I was born.

He went fishing and he claims that's the only striper he ever caught.

And I believe him, because we didn't catch many stripers when I was a kid.

But my father was going fishing.

And as he's driving down Montauk Highway, which runs the south it's the south shore of Long Island.

You're like a mile away from the which is the bay and then the ocean.

And he got a flat tire in his Mustang sixty five Mustang flat tire.

What does he do?

Takes his tackle box, his fishing pole, puts his knife in his back pocket, and begins to walk down a street polled Snetecore Avenue.

And he kept walking and there was nothing but lots and an occasional house here and there, lots and reeds and weeds and hills and there the street turns into sand, and the sand turns into the bake.

And he fished there.

But while he was fishing, as he walked back, he noticed a home, a model home that he thought would be a great deal for us to all leave Brooklyn in and live in.

And it was twenty four thousand dollars, this beautiful four bedroom house, really with a great yard.

I mean, just a perfect house across from a school, beautiful.

And we pulled our money, my father's money.

Mary chipped in, my father's father chipped in.

We all live together.

And but it's amazing, like where do people end up and why do they end up where they are?

Something as crazy as a flat tire can change so many lives.

That flat tire, which I'm sure he cursed, although he still got his gear on one fishing that flat tire.

Think of the lives it changed, the reverberations.

Is that a word to use?

The ripple effects, so to speak?

You know what I mean?

Anyhow, I know I'm going everywhere with this, but uh, I feel like I have to some a storytelling bug me.

I'm reading a story about a cruise ship and the fact that some people on the cruise ship, mainly women or all women, like to stuff their key, their pass key, in their brother I have no problem.

It's called a sea pass.

They put it in their bras, And apparently now the people around these cruise ships are not happy with the fact that these women are putting their passes in their bra and not wearing a lanyard.

Nobody looks good with a lanyard.

You feel like you're in a fucking conference.

You went to Pittsburgh for the conference.

You're all staying at Holliday in Hoo.

Did Helen blow after the party?

You know what that's like.

No, fuck lanyards, You're not in a rock and roll concert.

Put the pass between your tit and your bra.

And by the way, men love this.

If a woman gives me a If I work at hotel and here's my kid, it's not working, and I know I'm touching something that was just on her tit, I know we're ridiculous, We're stupid, we're monkeys.

We don't understand.

We just we react.

So this is on her body, it's got her sweat.

Ha.

Don't forget my asshol who bought the alarm clock that the woman down the block from my house we called the whore, used to hit every morning because we love the way she looked.

She was so sexy.

I had to have something she touched every day.

We're sick or I'm sick, but I think a lot of guys are like me too.

Not for nothing.

If I worked on a cruise ship, I'd say, excuse me, ma'am, allow me, and I'd retrieved the pass key from her brawl.

I think it's a classy thing to do it with your pinky out, of course, pinky out, man, May I pull it right out?

How much better would the love boat have been if Captain Stubing had to retrieve key cards from chit's bras?

Oh my god, and back then they can show double ds.

They don't really show them now anymore.

Man, Sidney Sweeney pops up here and there, but everybody else now we're talking to AB's a's and b's a's and b's not my a's and b's not my thing.

It's fine for many people, not for me.

Your president likes more than bees.

Sorry, I want when he's not president anymore.

I don't know what I'm gonna do because I have to talk like him all the time.

If I'm not doing Tutsi's voice, I'm doing Trump's voice.

Pretty soon, I'm gonna have TOUTSI imitate Trump.

Skippy, guys, I think there's a problem, I'll work on it.

Don't go to Lanyard's cruise ships.

Keep the sea passes in between the woman's boobs.

That's it.

Your hands touch everything on that filthy boat.

What the hell Are you worry about people and their germs?

They used to say Donald Trump's a germ freak.

I said no.

I was the first person to go, no, he's not.

Oh no, no, he won't shake hands.

He's a germ freak.

Really, but he fox girls with don't con them.

How much of a germ freak is he?

Do the math?

Not everybody knew that, but I did for reasons that are obvious to you.

But like the germ freak is bullshit.

People want to Harry dry mouth.

A lot of guys want to act like mysterious.

I don't know.

I might be like Howard Hughes.

Germs really bothered me.

You know, a lot of guys think they need something moving forward to give them a little conversation topic with.

A girlfriend can tell her mom and dad he's a germ freak.

Isn't that funny?

And then they can all laugh and talk around the table at Benny Hannah.

No, don't go with germ freaks.

They're full of shit, because that guy's gonna want you to put your tongue you know where.

Oh, he's gonna put his tongue you nowhere.

And that doesn't mean he's afraid of germs.

It means he's okay with germs.

I can't take people as such hypocrites.

I can't take it speaking of bull show us and hypocrites.

You know, Jennifer Anison.

I don't know much about this boyfriend of hers, this fucking hypnotist.

But I've been seeing a lot of Jennifer Aniston because I'm watching The Morning Show again.

It's back on Apple season four.

I watched the first episode Tomorrow.

Wait, today, Wednesday, Today's Tuesday.

Tomorrow is the next episode, looking forward to it.

I enjoy that show.

It's crazy, but it's New York, so I feel like I'm seeing my city again.

And I don't know, I don't know.

I like her.

I like Reese Witherspoon, people on that show that I like, so I watch it.

But now she's with this hypnotist dude.

And here's what people aren't really thinking about.

Let me give you my angle on Jennifer Aniston.

Okay, let's suppose I'm hanging out and I meet this chick and I'm like, oh, I think I just flipped for this girl.

What does she do?

Well?

She's in movies, TV?

Really, she's famous?

Oh yeah, she's famous.

Yeah, and what is she like?

Well, I mean she's smart, she's funny, you know, just I will have a great time.

But she hasn't dated a guy since twenty eighteen.

Guys and girls, when a woman or a man hasn't dated, hasn't been in love, hasn't been head over her heels with anybody for seven to eight years, keep it moving, keep it moving.

I know you want to say she's hot.

I get it.

You want to hit it once.

Whatever.

She's not gonna like you after that, but you don't want to be there.

You're not going to be the guy that turns over a woman that hasn't dated seriously for eight years.

You're just not.

It's bigger than you.

But now she's what the professional hypnotist as if there were non professional hypnotists.

I love this category.

What are you doing?

Hun?

Mom?

Dad?

Jim is a hypnotist.

In other words, did he change the way she feels about dating men?

Did he make her want to date him?

Because?

Okay, yeah, decent looking guy, of course, you know, has a good voice, decent physique, but he's very al Franken, he's very Stuart Smiley looking in the mirror.

Good enough.

I'm funny enough and gosh darn it, I like me that kind of shit.

These two have been together for a while, a few weeks they were.

They were just recently off the coast of Majorca.

I'd love to go to these places these people go.

When I went to Capri with Rosalie and Jack and the kids, we saw Star Jones and a couple of actresses trying to walk on cobblestone slanted streets with big fucking lubaiton heels.

Star Jones fell on her ass and Jack couldn't wait to hear her story on the view.

And she never told it, but we saw it.

And when she felt a dress, her skirt was so tight she could barely get up.

Her friends had to help her with both hands.

She ain't like so off the coast of my arca.

These uh, these two are hanging out.

Of course, she was a Jason Bateman and a man the anchor his wife.

I love that he's married to Paul Anker's daughter, and that these two have been photographed everywhere.

You know, she he he went.

See, here's the thing when you're when you're a guy that's dating a very famous woman, you you can't only just have dinner with her alone.

But then the next date is dinner with or maybe the first date is dinner with her and all famous friends, which kind of puts you back on your heels a little bit if you're not really secure about yourself.

The next day, Hey, I've got my new dry shampoo launch party.

Please come to that.

Oh sure, where everybody's looking at you, the cameras are pointed to you.

No one cares about me, but God, sell your fucking dry shampoo.

And the next day, let's go on a double with Courtney Cox and her boyfriend Johnny McDade.

What do you say?

And after that we can go to the premiere of my show on Apple the morning.

In other words, nothing's regular.

And if you're a guy, you got this hot shiit or let's just call Jennif Franson what she is.

She's a beautiful woman.

Of course she is not crazily my type.

But if you're in a dinner and she was across the table and someone said that blonde of it is interesting and you go talk to him, you'd fucking run there, you crawl across the table.

But still and all, she's not my type.

Not to say I'm her type, trust me.

I'm a Courtney Cox guy.

But either way, it's just a weird thing.

When you're a guy with a woman like this, you know, and what do you do?

You got to blow up your resume.

Well, I'm not just a hypnotist.

I'm also an entrepreneur.

I'm a health advocate too, because you know, I advise people on health.

I've also been an author and a hypno coach.

Isn't not a hypnotist.

No, it's a little bit different.

Let me let me explain.

No one cares.

Let me explain hypno coach verus hypnotists.

They're already passing food, getting ready for the next entrede.

They don't want to hear this shit.

If he said something like the gay what happened on the Sony lot today, they all drop their forks and ship their pants.

I'm also a student of human engagement, and now they're just lost.

No one cares.

I used to work at WebMD also health Centro passed the butter get yeah, can I get that pepper tanks on?

They're gone.

You need a lot, You need a lot in your body to stick with.

These people are famous and then eat at the tables where all their friends are famous.

It's very difficult this guy.

You know, it began very innocently.

She was liking his comments on his Instagram page obviously, you know, tickling the ivories that means say, I kind of just to know you talk.

We've all done it, not slotting into DMS per se, but give it a little Hey.

I like that And they write back thanks.

Oh my god, they wrote back, I know what that's like.

It's weird, but it's kind of fun.

But I don't know what she's doing with this guy.

I don't know how this guy makes money repeating mantras over and over, helping random people on the internet.

How he says, manifest their dreams.

Come on, bro, it's a girl's job, into a girl's life, a girl's career.

What are you doing?

Chop some wood have a fist fight.

If he had a fistfight at the bar, I would completely flip over on his side.

You and atman Aison's boy from one he fucking broke a guy's jaw because he said something to Jen outside of Noble.

Oh.

I love this fucking guy, but he's not gonna do that.

No one does it.

I'm the last of a dying breed.

Hypno coach the fuck out of here.

You can get his courses for one hundred and eighty eight bucks one eighty eight and alive four weeks zoom class.

You ready for this price?

Four weeks?

Don't forget.

He's very uh, you know, very angelic.

The price of four weeks of zoom classes is one one hundred eleven dollars eleven eleven gang.

Isn't he adorable?

That's something he thought girls would love to tell their girlfriends about.

And it doesn't work.

Then again, there are people who fall for their yogi's or their fitness people even they hit it to Alec Bowin fell for Pilaria back in twenty twelve.

She was his yoga teacher.

I'm sure he went to yoga demanding he get her class.

We've all done that before.

I want to do yoga, but only with her.

That's it.

Then I'll do yoga.

Otherwise I'm not gonna do yoga again.

She could have taught taught a course on using the guillotine and he would have volunteered.

That's how hot she is and was.

Brad pitt Jens X was dating a holistic healer by the name of set Hadi Caltza.

No, nope, not doing three names.

It's not Hadi Kautza, not doing three names.

That's the chick who helped him found his line of twenty five hundred dollars cashmere button downs, his brand called God's True Cash.

Here Bethany Frankel, who, by the way, I know she's tookose epic.

I know she's being completely healthy.

I see her promoting this juice that cleans your liver as if she was a big partier.

If that's if that's what you need, What the fuck do I need?

Industrial strength pumped from a cement truck up my ass?

If bring me If if Bethany Frankel is taking something for her liver, what do I need?

And ain't gonna come in an announced can.

That's for sure my own fault.

But yeah, Frankel did it too.

And now Frankel's telling, hell, you know, I dated this guy ten years ago.

She dated Jim, and she thinks it's gonna work because he's very like, you know, it's the whole things.

She's a California girl, and you know he's got the vibe, the wellness talk.

It's very Hollywood, very actor.

Bethany's right, On top of that, she's exactly right.

Meanwhile, what I hear is you ready for this?

Jen's new boyfriend doesn't like one of Jen's security guys.

See, not many people understand this, like, well, you with a very famous person, you don't just pick them up and go out and say TEXTI when you're home.

Whatever the fuck they got security.

I've been on those dates.

When I dated Patty Davis, there was still Secret Service guys following us.

I'm not even sure why.

It was the mid nineties and that should have been taken away.

But we went to the Today's Show in the morning at God's Hour, five o'clock in the morning.

They were they the Secret Service guys, dinner, Secret Service guys.

You really can't be yourself.

You can't really grab a ass or a did you can't say certain I mean they led back, but still they hear.

They want to tell stories too.

A Secret Service podcast would be amazing change their voice right if they told stories about former presidents and all the bullshit that goes on, like the shit that Bongino knows and ain't saying.

He can't right now, but by the way, this will take thirty seconds.

Bongino Pattel and Bondi.

I don't even know what to say.

I never liked Bondi.

I knew Bongino was in over his head.

I thought Cash Puttel had his shit together and his feet planted firmly on the ground.

But he doesn't.

And when I see their faces, namely Dan and Cash, I can tell they're answering to somebody else.

They're not giving you what they gave you during their confirmation hearings or when they were campaigning for the job.

They're listening to someone else.

It's very disheartening, gang.

It really is to think that this is going on right beneath our noses.

But it is everything.

I mean.

You can spend days looking at alternative theories about Charlie Kirk's death and this and that, and please stop stop trying to shame me for saying that Charlie's wife to me was a little off.

God forbid.

I know I don't mean anything bad about him, or a horror that children or the whole thing that happened.

I'm sick.

I cried my eyes out, but we are.

This is a very judgmental show.

I'm very critical of people, including myself, including listeners, and this is what I do.

I take on topics that people don't want to take on sometimes, and I tell the fucking truth and let the chips fall where they may.

So if I say, you know Charlie's wife something about it, I don't know, and I got women going.

You know what?

You know?

It makes me sick that men can talk about women.

Now, Listen, I make fun of men consistently.

I make fun of myself consistently.

Don't tell me I can't point out a woman who I think is is that that you guys get the same vibe?

My god, it's no big deal.

Well, don't say it out loud, say it in private.

What the fuck good does that only two people know one person?

No, I want my listeners to know.

And by the way, before I sign off, I'm very fucking pissed off.

Even though I lost because my Patreon app or whatever the hell, because I have full blown aids, I can't see the amount of subscribers I have.

I have a general idea because I've known it for years, and there's a thing on that Patreon app.

If you're me or Mike, you can see how many people pay and how many people listen for free, and you know something.

This is about four hundred and something people who listen for free and don't pay.

Those people make me sick.

If a hundred of you people would just chip in your fucking seven dollars a month, you'd make my life a little bit easier.

And since I make yours easier by making you laugh and pointing out things that you didn't know, breaking stories you didn't know, maybe some of my stories, making the life of your fucking party, you got to shed the seven bucks a month.

You can't keep going for free.

Man.

See, if I ran this shit, i'd be very different.

But Mike's the businessman.

Mike does things his way, and I love him and I trust him.

He's got my back.

But I would have a fucking mandate.

You listen for free for a certain amount of time, then you're done.

You're done.

It's not all you can eat.

It's all you can eat until I tell you, hey, that's all you can eat.

I'm aj Benzon.

That was your daily Unfiltered podcast for September twenty fourth, twenty twenty five.

Now I'm when I watch the Yankees and you watch Black Rabbit.

Tell me what you think.

I'll talk to this tomorrow.