Hey, folks, welcome to Everything Is a Bitch.

Two weeks in a row, episode forty of Everything Is a Bitch.

Mike here with aj.

We just got done doing a little relationships episode with Irena.

She's so sweet.

Yeah, she was good.

She was good today.

Oh she always She's always good.

But once we keep that, once we get relationship topics in that show, she really comes to life with what she knows and how helpful she is.

She does know her shit.

I mean she does.

She has We're sitting there being clowns, and I know she's given legitimate feedback.

I mean she really got me on the alcohol thing there at the end.

Yeah, that was good.

So all right, first thing, I I don't know, see if you your thoughts are are are are near mind?

But so apparently Rod Stewart's ex wife is in the hospital.

So all this story was trending about her being in the hospital.

And Rod Stewart is always I've always found him really interesting.

Yeah, because well see if it's for the same reasons as me.

But there are a few of his songs that I think are just brilliant.

I love the songs.

They're unbelievable.

Some of the some of the lyrics I Love Maggie May is probably the first song of his that fell in love with.

But but You're in my heart like as a love song.

You know, my love for you is immeasurable, My respect for you immense.

Your ageless, timeless lace and fineness, your beauty and elegance, your rhapsody, a comedy.

You're a symphony and a play, your every love song ever made.

But honey, what do you see in me?

What?

How beautiful and great writing is it?

What do you see in me?

I know?

And forever young?

Okay?

All that well I had first cut is the deepest Okay, some great greats?

Have I told you lately?

Yeah?

I mean that's beautiful.

But that same guy, same exact guy, did uh hot legs?

And that's right?

What is it?

The big one?

Do you think I'm sexy?

How does it go?

What is it?

If you like my body and you think you can't do your every love song ever written?

But what do you see in me?

And then do hot legs?

Well, if you can do it, you have to do it.

He's that he's that well versed at songwriting.

He gets both sides of the coin.

Look, he was younger then too, Wake up, Maggie May.

Obviously he's in bed with an older woman and he's young.

He's got to get back to school.

So that's an experience of his hot legs.

Look, the guy got a bunch of tail all his life.

He's had beautiful girlfriends and wives.

As he got older, the love songs got sweet and the sex songs not as much.

But he made I'm gonna say the mistake because he's very wealthy, but he made the mistake of writing do you Think I'm Sexy?

And to give all the proceeds of that song to some charity, oh really, unise or something.

I don't think you ever earned a penny from do you Think I'm Sexy?

And that's a huge hit.

And to me that like, I think the guy's an amazing artist for those songs we talked about, but you have to deduct.

You have to deduct those two songs from his overall score.

I mean, you just do well.

I can't.

I can't respect hot leg throw have you have?

I told you lately?

And you're in my heart and Maggie May at me.

First cut is the deepest, but you can't even Tonight's the night, but you can't.

But you can't do hot legs.

I disagree because he's younger.

He's like, Look, if you can write about sex and love and then heartbreak and heartache and loving a woman that well, you don't think what she sees in you.

You can't believe what you see.

There's two sides to every man.

It's a wonderful But he can catch up both the sexy and the softness, you know.

I mean, that's what makes a great writer.

To me.

Look, if you take away from him, then we got to start taking away from the Beatles because you can't.

So I totally agree total.

Number nine, number nine and mean miss the Mustard and Rocky Raccoon, And there's a few songs they put out that were just real shit.

Hey, I'm not there on the Beatles, I'm not there.

Well, it's very interesting you mentioned them, because I don't know why this is a music Everything is a bit but running around x virally in the last two weeks has been this Greatest twenty five rock and Roll Bands of All Time thing, and millions and tens of millions of people have waited and voted on this thing, and as it currently stands, at least the last time I looked at it, the top ten was the Beatles, Rolling Stones, led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Queen, the Beach Boys, Yeah, you two good, The Eagles, Yeah, Nirvana, Feet with Mac That was the top ten of all time.

I buy at least eight of those picks.

You do.

Yeah, I wouldn't go with Pink Floyd was never my group.

Du I don't like Pink Floyd.

They don't do with me.

The one more Brick in the Wall.

I just never did nothing for me.

Maybe with the greatest album of all time.

I don't they do nothing for me, but I know they're immensely Look, I would have put the Who up there.

Who would have been my top ten.

They were there eleventh on that list.

The last three were weird.

I love fleet with the.

Last Thing with Eagles, Nirvana, Fleetwood.

Mat Nirvana to me, even though there I know they came out and I get it, but they never did much for me.

Maybe four songs I like a Nirvana maybe.

I mean you could put you could put Motley Crew up there.

You could put what's the name of the guy that killed him?

Not Neirvana.

Oh god, I can't think of the other group now.

But there's a few that didn't make the cut, and look, Beatles have to be first because there was nobody before them.

All that stuff was originally they may have taken stuff from all black guys.

Okay, they're not in my top ten there, Beatles aren't.

The Beatles aren't.

The Stones aren't.

Zeppline isn't.

The Beach Boys aren't, and you too isn't.

All of them are gone?

Those are those four, Those Stones, Beatles, you two.

They're on every list of mine.

His top three, top four, without a doubt.

In my book, you.

Have to hate Bono, you can't write now.

I don't like his politics, but when I first got into him in the mid eighties, he never talked about that kind of shit and I wasn't political.

So everything he did, every Joshua Tree, all those albums were tremendous for me.

I saw them many times in concert.

When he turned political ten twelve years ago, fifteen years ago, more of.

Me, dude.

Look at the songs on War and Boy political from day one.

Well, yeah, but he wasn't pretty bnouncing his politics on TV and talking about it just I think when he met Obama, when he made Obama and starting hanging out with Presidents.

He got his writing became different and.

Okay, but you're only so the only two you're throwing out of there.

You're throwing Floyd, You're you're you're hurting me.

They're not even my top thirty.

Roger Waters is very upset right now.

And what were you throwing besides Floyd out of the top.

Nirvana just didn't blow me away, and.

I respect what that Nirvana out.

I put the food Fighters above Nirvana.

Food Fighters aren't anywhere near the top twenty five, I know, but.

They're fun, they're great to listen to.

I think got music.

All right, here's my ten go ahead.

Number one, Are you am No?

Number No, We're on a different wave.

Number two, Chili Peppers, number three, Floyd number four, Nirvana, number five, Aerosmith six, Green Day seven, Eagles eight, Radiohead nine, Pearl Jam ten, Boston, Oh well Boston.

I agree with they're great, but Pearl Jam.

Yeah, Edy Vetera that he's got a no.

No one has a voice.

I get any better.

I'll give you a Pearl Jam, I'll give you pro Jam.

But I cannot go with Pink, Floyd and those other groups you mentioned up top.

That just the Eagles Fleetwood.

Match Chili Peppers.

Nah, I mean they're good.

Look, they're all very talented people.

But I don't run to a Chili Pepper's album.

I don't run to if they're on the radio and it's give it away, Give it away, give it away.

I change the channel.

I've heard it's good, it's good under the Bridge.

I know that I know the music.

I know the music.

They're good.

I don't want to say they're not good.

I like that, but I don't love them.

I don't remember you as a Zeppelin guy.

I always isn't the Zeppelin and I worked out as a kid, and uh after high school we were lifting a lot in my house at Ronnie and Freddy.

I got into Led Zeppelin like crazy.

I still listen to the Black Dog and rock and Roll and oh there's so many of their songs.

I love.

They get me charged up, charged up?

Are this groups in there that we have any mentions?

Give me a great Rolling Stone song, that's a great.

Satus saction written something years ago.

Still can't you can't talk the beginning of satisfaction.

Nothing like it?

Say namy good Rolling Stone songs is like, I don't even know what to say.

It's like, how do I explain this to you?

You put me on the spot.

Every song they make is tremendous.

I have to look at it.

I can't come up with a song.

Okay, wait, hold on the Rolling Stones.

The big argument is Beatles or stones.

That's the argument.

The argument is not is a Nirvana or Pink Floyd.

It's always Rolling Stones and Beatles.

Yeah, rolling I can't believe I can look this up.

I have like stage right, Rolling Stones.

Well, Sticky Fingers.

There were some good songs on Sticky Fingers.

One of the best albums ever made.

Painted Black I See a Red might be their best song, Simpathy for the Devil.

Please allow me to introduce myself.

I'm a man of weld In Fact, Jimmy Shelter, Ray Murder, jump In Jack Flash, Beast of Burden, Miss You.

That was our year high school.

Angie can don't you hear me?

Knocking Hockey?

Start me up?

You can always get what you want.

She's a Ruby Tuesday, She's a rainbow Wild Horses.

It's only rock and roll.

She's so cold.

There's a million Midnight ram.

Street Fighting Man one of my top ten songs.

Street Fighting Man.

Oh No, I got two.

I really like there.

Oh god, yeah, I don't know Beatles.

Beatles to me, there were bad songs for every good song.

Ah, Queens it Queens on your list.

I love Queen.

Yeah, like Queen Alive.

I don't think they have twenty good songs though, but the ones they have that were hits.

What I loved and.

You kept in your time.

Oh god, they're way up.

They might they might be six.

To me that that that's the music of our youth, anything from our youth, that high school ship.

I'm all all all over it, like I love Boston.

Uh, Kansas was tremendous.

Not not one of the top twenty, but they were great.

But the doors, the doors, look, they have to be in top twenty doors.

They didn't make top twenty.

In a row and that they're twelve.

Yeah, the doors have to be up there.

They have a tremendous cream.

I'm not a big clapped in guy, but I appreciate what they did.

They weren't up there.

The police were up there, pretty high police.

The clash.

The clash was pretty hard.

Oh another great Banford looking to get charged up.

Yeah, guns and Roses, that's the band I was gonna talk about earlier.

Yeah, Guns and Roses.

To me came out like like a storm when they hit Axl Rose the perfect rockstar look no more now, but they had everything.

They had it all.

No band reminds me more of high school than Bad Company.

Bad Company and Sticks.

Because every party we walked into was come sail Away or what we heard that in every house party is terrible.

But I know, but it was like carved into every chair at every desk in the stupid high school.

That's right, you could.

I don't know who did the sticks carvings.

Did you ever do a sticks card?

I would look at those and go, well, idiot is right carving sticks into the.

Bat Who with a stick.

You can't do all with a stick.

But yeah, they were Yeah.

The Who has a lot of great Hey, look the Who were favored by all our buddies in high school that had the big altercation with Passio Stevens, Mattie, Chris, Scott Hall, Billy Fitzpatrick.

They were huge Who fans and they played the Who to get sighted.

They were a big Floyd fan.

I went to Floyd at least one Floyd show with most of those guys.

Van Halen, Oh yeah, I forgot them.

They were great.

They were great, even the even the second van Halen had some great songs.

No, but davidly Roth van Halen.

Yeah, I'll give it to them.

They were they were phenomenal.

That's but that's a big high school, big high school band.

Yeah yeah, yeah, what radiohead.

You're not a radio just No.

People love them, I know, I don't really get it.

What do they make there?

They?

Oh you said Green Day Billy Joe Armstrong is the biggest fucking punk bitch ever.

Can't stand them great songs, though.

Every show begins with him telling a joke to his guitar player.

I hate the whole thing, you know.

I'm glad though up there.

Well, I shouldn't say it.

This is I'm gonna make a lot of enemies the East Street Band.

No, I was.

I was actually a little bit surprised because they have things in here like, uh, the Jimmy Hendrix experience, and so they have sort of solo artists with their bands, and and so Springsteen released almost everything as Springsteen and the E Street Band.

So I think they're credited with you know, Worner on his eas Street Band.

And and I'm not a.

Huge Springsteen guy, I'm not the movie.

I doubt I hate him today.

I liked him when I was younger, But so I was gonna you have to have all this in front of you, do your temp, but the Beatles is your one.

Yeahs Beatles and Stones.

Then I might even go.

I might throw fleet I might throw the Eagles up to three or four?

Are they're that good to me?

Fleetwood Mac is going to top five for me?

Whenever I hit the music, I want to get up and do something.

I love that music and R e M.

No, no interest you at all.

They never knocked me out.

I don't like Michael Stipe's face.

It looks like a guy dying of cancer.

I'm sorry.

The greatest pipes ever.

Uh, yes, if you like the songs Radio Free Europe I liked.

That was very early, so we actually uh they were a Southeastern Conference touring band, so they they're most of the guys are from uh University of Georgia where University Georgia is appens, Georgia, and they would play band parties fraternity parties across the Southeast in the from like late eight seventies through early eighties.

I saw the first time I saw them.

Was at a place called War Memorial in Nashville.

I think that building has been blown up.

It couldn't.

It was maybe sad one thousand people we were in.

I threw up on the fucking stage.

I threw my puke, missed Peter buck By like you know, three feet, but carried them with me from from there.

And I always loved to saw them at at the Hollywood Bowl.

They were amazing at the Bowl a few years back.

I mean, just but them and Chili Pepper's for really the last thirty years, for sure have been mine.

I throw I've hired two, and I'd probably throw the doors up higher.

You two would probably be six or seven for me.

You know.

No one said black Sabbath, but I'm not gonna lose sleep.

They're twenty first on the list.

They're here.

The Smiths were twenty third.

Dismissed where that came from?

Le had some big hits, didn't make.

The list at all?

Interesting?

Yeah, No Southern Rock really made this.

No Almonds on this list.

I thought they would have made it.

Yeah, yeah, no Almods, No Letther Skinner.

The Kinks.

The Kings have to be up there somewhere.

Kinks were just outside the top.

Twenty Oh, I know it's not there, and I'm glad they're not.

I can't stand grateful dead, but they got to be up on that list.

Nobody what there's so many twenty five.

It's such a it's such a like niche thing.

Uh, you know you were either you know I stopped for hallucinations bumper sticker guys or you or you or you weren't.

But I'll take it back.

Okay, we'll get off music.

Since last long Steve Miller band talk about high school?

Whoa, it was fun, ste what was the dance?

But what was the mister Steve Miller band?

It was like a Superman song, some kind of Steve Miller bands hit.

I know what this?

No, it's it's uh Billy Joe and Bobby Sue.

What's that song?

Yeah, take the money and Run.

Take the money and run like they got some good songs.

Yeah, not that many though.

Okay, let's move from rock and roll to fashion.

All right, let's got what you got?

Well, it's it's fashion week in Paris.

Oh wow, right now, so there are three key fashion trends that have emerged from Fashion Week in Paris.

Let me hear this ship.

Okay.

One broadened shoulders.

Meant like the old days.

No no, no no, no broadened shoulders.

Two skin reviewing designs so showing more skin.

And three dressy formal fashion but for every day so dressing up every day stuff.

It's not a bad idea for professional women, all right.

So remember the shoulder pads of the freaking eighties big time, where you know, you go out with a girl and she'd turn and it was like you were hit by a linebacker because she's wearing fucking shoulder pads bigger than an offensive tackle would wear.

That was I hated those freaking things.

Yeah they were, they made.

Look they're really all to the girl's body.

Back then you didn't get quite the same.

And you know, they're not even that appealing.

They're not like a good looking accessory to put on a woman like.

I don't want a woman wider and then me on her shoulders, you know.

I mean men had those in suits too, like unstructured jeans, unstructured jackets had like pads, a little bit of padding for a man.

I had one green jacket like that, but no women with bigger shoulders.

I don't know why.

I like extra skin and I'm all for dressing up more fancy when you can, because I I can't look at what I see in airports or just in general the way people I'm guilty sweat sneakers, shorts, T shirt.

And you go look at an old ball game or an old anything, and everybody's in the it stands with hats and suits and nice coats, and the women wore hats, like where do we go?

Where did that era go?

Was so nice?

And you know, I had an uncle that wore a suit every day even when he wasn't working.

Uncle Ada, who's always had a suit on.

Well, whatever he came to see.

Us on a Sunday, he'd have a suit on, or a Saturday, he'd come in a suit.

He wouldn't come like with a T shirt.

And some guys like to dress up.

I used to love when I was on TV.

I got the best suits from Barney's Top Names.

I loved walking into restaurants and clubs with those kinds of suits.

That's two thousand dollars suits back then.

I love it.

I love dressing up, but I don't have a reason to anymore.

So I don't.

Well nobody does, right, Yeah, I mean we're all cash, all the all the time.

But the whole shoulder pad era for women I just thought was was awful.

I mean it shouldn't.

You couldn't tell the shape of a woman from because you know, they'd start out with the shoulder blades that were fifty inches from each other.

It was hard to tell what the heck was there.

But the big hair and big shoulders.

That was big, big hair on the ladies in the eighties, and big shoulders with the jet with the blousers.

Things were bigger back then.

It was actually a really bad decade for water when you think about it.

It's the the yes, all of that, plus they weren't shaven anywhere.

No, I mean, so Kenny liked it.

Well, it's a bit.

I just had a bad flashback picking up a girl with big shoulder pads who you know would end up having a bigger pubic region than I had.

Yeah.

None, Yeah, I mean.

We should have been smart enough in the eighties to dump that stuff while it was it was gone.

What we should have done is invented the yoga pant in the freaking eighties.

Because you have to shave them that.

Yeah.

Lulu Lemon was probably two years old if that back then.

When did when did when did the yoga pants start?

They started with with Lulu Lemon.

I would say the late nineties, early to probably late nineties, not until then, huh, I think so?

Well, remember those stupid aerobicized outfits in that the eighties.

My sister had those aerobic, aerobic stretchy like you know, legging.

But they would like put something.

They had weird layers and they would put.

They put leg warmers on the bottom like.

A skirt, a skirt over the leggings kind of thing.

That was a big eighties look.

A lot of new wave punky kids did that.

I saw a ship the other day.

She's a goth.

She's crossed the street with I had to stop the car and go.

What is she?

Because she did look good, but so outrageous with the black black hair, the crazy makeup and a few piercings, but fishnet stockings, a mini skirt, big combat boots.

I'm like, I have to take this all in is where is this girl going right now?

But you know, I like to see people dress up more than just dressed down.

I like, you know, wear some nice makes you feel better when you wear some nice.

So a woman in a dress or a woman in yoga pants.

Well, it depends what we're going to go.

If we're on a date, I'll take the yoga pants.

Think they're more I just I like the way they feel in my hands a little bit of fact, if the date proceeds to that.

I like the shape of her backside a yoga pant.

I can't really see that in a dress all the time.

I like the size of the shape of a woman's legs.

They're just a little more defining than a dress.

But I love a beautiful dress.

Don't get me wrong.

To me, they're cruel in a way.

I mean they are the ultimate.

I mean, you are either a player or you're not.

And you could in other decades you could kind of fool us.

You can kind of work your way around, you know, a little bag of your jean, you know whatever.

Now it's just you know, I mean, it is all there in the freaking yoga pants.

Yeah, you see it.

All the girls in Rockel School wear yoga pants, and they wear you know, the kids at eight seventeen, sixteen.

I can't believe what they look like in dress, like sweats, pajama bottoms.

I don't know something like that in private schools.

But in public schools, these kids don't give a shit.

You know, private school is a lot of short shorts.

I mean, yeah, really surprised that.

Yeah, I tho a lot of kids getting sent home.

Andrew went to high school in San Diego, and she said that she would go to school regularly in a bikini top and shorts.

I said, And you wonder why the male teachers were hitting on you.

You can't look.

She had the same body then as she does now.

But yeah, she grew up on the beach.

So that's what they were all wearing kind of at school, very comfortable beachwear.

What was the standard West Ice of high school female wear in nineteen eighty.

Ugly winter sweaters, for sure.

They made They made a big appearance.

Girls well out of school.

I love tuptops.

Tubtops were the best.

It was leave but it was lee guys.

Girls are wearing Levi's.

All the white clopper pants.

I forgot the name of the brand.

Carpenter pants were big.

Oh right, Carter's is a Carter's I know.

But there was one brand that.

Like a major brand.

We all bought it.

We had white and blue girls.

Girls were those you know, but actually.

Those needs to come back.

Those were those were cool to wear.

Those are comfortable.

I know a bunch of pockets.

Yeah I love them.

Yeah, I even love the fatigue pants.

But uh, the.

Other what was wrong with him?

Why don't we have to get rid of those?

Because I got accused of stolen valor one time by some old guy who was seeing me getting my call with those pants on.

Did you serve?

I said no, I didn't know what he meant, stolen valid for.

Car like a like a like like a handyman came up to you and what are you doing wearing those carpenter pants?

They were camouflage.

There were camel camele pants.

You said, yelling at you were stolenalve for wearing carpeterve pants.

It's like Joe the painter on your Higby Lane and going, hey, listen, motherfucker, I paint the houses around here.

Don't you show up in carping your pants?

Who you know?

Unless you're gonna hang.

An fake paint stains, you got it?

You know.

That's the bullshit paint stains you get at the store when you buy them.

These are real paint.

Remember that that little loop you hang a hammer from you really want to school, you know.

I wore Cameo jeans and the guy and I brought them from a military store in San Diego, right next to San Diego where a lot of military guys are there.

There's a base over there, and they were really real.

He didn't like it.

Unless you serve, you can't wear those pants.

I said, sorry, I'm sorry, I don't.

Yeah, no, you can't be around.

Can't pendle him with I was.

I was in that San Diego right, that can't do that?

No, I was, I was in.

I was in La when I went when I was busted.

But I bought them out there.

So you can't do that, soldier.

And you also can't buy painters pants on Hagbie Lane each is you know, if you're not legitimately uh a painter, you can't.

You can't do something like that.

But anyway, those are the big the big fashion.

I do like the the formal fashion for the every day.

I think that could that could, that could come back.

Showing skin is good.

I like sin so, uh, since we've been doing music and we've been doing uh fashion, let's talk about your favorite sports gossip.

What who's my favorite.

Taylor Taylor Swift.

So Taylor is pretty much universally getting hammered on this album.

Yeah, they're saying the lyrics are like, uh what they say like not anti American, but something about the lyrics is.

Not like her.

Apparently, uh that you may change.

I haven't listened to the music yet.

Well, apparently she did this entire like no one knew she was doing this.

She did it while she was on that tour for that other album.

I don't I say this to people that I don't know a single song.

I don't know a single Tailor Swift song.

There's maybe you could sing one and I would know it from having heard it in the background of gazilion places, but you have.

But I'm sure there is one or two whatever.

But I don't know her songs either.

I don't Andrea knows everything.

She just but they're canceling lyrics.

Apparently, Well this could be this could be the fall of I'm I'm like reading stuff where her swifties, her bass are bailing on her because this album is so shitty.

Yeah, I read that, but I'm not.

I haven't heard the songs yet, so I don't know what's so shitty about them.

I mean, what is she singing about?

I took what does she ever sing about?

You know?

I don't know this chick.

Oh, let me let me, let me find this all.

I just I was just reading this.

I took notes to talk about it on this show.

It was in the post.

You know what, I gotta open this up.

I'll do it later.

But there's something about her.

The lyrics are not up to her standards, so to speak, and her fans are pissed off.

Her fans never get pissed off on her.

So does she do she do this Easter egg thing?

Is that?

That's a big thing that she does all the time.

Always yes, Okay, So I guess.

They're unhappy with her Easter eggs, like she did one for Travis's podcast.

What the heck is name of the podcast?

Never Let's do it once?

I listen to it too, him and his brother.

I forget what it's called.

But yeah, Uh.

She has a raunchy Travis Kelsey song that she insists is innocent because she says in it, I think something abou him throwing her down, throwing her down or something.

I guess I don't want to hear that she has sex for the football player, but they get a little look.

Most of her friends, most of her fans are young girls.

So you know, how much do we put stock in what they're saying about her?

Is there a point where they where they?

So if you were a fan of hers when she first kind of broke out, well, she broke out as a country star, right, But so say, say when you were seventeen and she's now thirty five, right or.

Something like that.

So do you stay with her?

So you started to be a fan of seventeen at thirty five, you're still a fan following these albums she breaks and all that, or she completely recycles and this new group of teenagers comes in, and the new group of teenagers follows.

So she always has a teen audience or one of her shows.

Now do you have forty year olds mixed with teenagers?

Yeah?

How does this?

Yeah?

You do?

Yeah?

Mothers and daughters like crazy, and they're spending a fortune.

I think, Rachel, you could tell friend of mine took her daughter to see Taylor a year or so ago.

Tickets ran like between, everything's like six grand I'm like Jesus to see a Taylor Slift concert.

But and she wanted to go as badly as her daughter wanted to go.

Kind of thing.

Listen there, I can't if I write something negative about Taylor Swift the Travis Keltz on the Facebook podcast of Cesspage, there are women who come at me hard.

They really anything said about I didn't like his haircut, the way he was dressing, gonna suit with shorts.

They were like, well try that.

I'm gonna go on.

Can I post that I heard her new album?

So please see what happens.

You're gonna get lamp basted.

There's a there's an there was a listener in Ireland that I cannot let in back into the group because she got a moderated so pissed off about Taylor Swift that they fought and the girl from Ireland said like, you know, you guys are idiots or something, and I'm like, let her back in.

They go, no, she's not good for us.

We're not.

We can't keep her the group.

So I lost it.

Well, you know I feel about that.

You shouldn't do that, but.

I know, but you know, I mean the mora I'm.

Going, I'm posting that that her new album, that it's the official Tally is in and and her new album sucks.

Well, you see what.

I can't believe your audience.

You have that many people that are freaking Taylor Swift fans, a lot.

Of mostly female listeners.

And the song in question.

One of the songs in question is a song called Wood, interestingly enough, which can be as sexual that you put the wood to her.

He's hard as wood, And it's a song about Travis Kelsey's sweeping off her feet basically, and I think that's a little too hard for her younger girls.

Maybe the parent doesn't like the fact that she's using that track, But Taylor said no to me, it's knocking on wood like, it's like a superstitious kind of song.

I don't buy that answer.

I think it's about sex because she's been blown off her feet by this football hero.

Well let her right, but she wants to write it's not another breakup song, thank goodness, because that's all she's been writing about, not all.

But so you think maybe it's like the first time she got a good banging.

Yeah, yeah, really, look at her exes.

Look at all these little soy boyds.

I don't know, Harry Styles, the other guy, the English guy that's a singer too, as well, one guy who's always kissing his male guitar player before every show.

In the mouth.

She's with some weird dudes and uh, they get tossed away and she writes a bunch of songs about them, and her fans love it because we all all girls love heartache songs or breakup songs.

She's developed quite an audience.

I don't think she's gonna lose that audience because of one album.

Every artist has a look, every every great baseball athlete football has one bad year in their fucking football card or baseball card.

It's just the way it goes.

Injuries, life is hard.

Her billion dollar tour around the world, and she has enough steam to go in studios and make another album.

Jesus correct, that's you have to commend her for that.

I haven't heard it yet, but.

I'm sure that.

I'm sure I wouldn't like it.

But to me, every other album sucked, although I've never listened to any of them.

I know, what if what if we toss her into Ping Floyd, then what do you do?

That'd be interesting?

Swift?

Right, David Gilmore meets Taylor Swift.

She writes really good lyrics.

I have to give her that she's a good writer.

She has a lot of good a lot of good lines.

If you look at Andrea got me to really take a look and stuff.

And there's some songs that I go, I could see this, I could really see a girl going bananas for it.

It's not geared toward men, but hey, she's making a fortune writing for women basically and gay men.

Maybe it's funny because I think I normally think I'm a little bit more evolved and uh, you know, uh see more sides of things sometimes than you do.

In this particular case, I am like I'm but I'm locked in.

I can't take it.

I can't and you're open minded and your never.

I'll never put I'll never put a songs on.

I did it because I loved Andrea, but I I could walk away going that's.

A phenomenal song.

Wow.

Never not once, But I could.

Say, here's the test.

Did you ever catch yourself singing it?

No?

What shake it off?

Leird and I don't know what song, but any song of hers that's stuck in your head?

Did you ever find yourself in just a moment singing it's not for me?

Oh, I know my head is shaken off, And that's a silly song.

Shake it off, Shake it Off.

It's a teeny bop er, stupid pop gum bubblegum song.

But no is she shaking off?

Shaken off like.

Bad vibes and you know, bad bad attitudes and little problems take shake it off, shake it off and get moved and something like that.

It's silly, but that's the one I know.

But I could care less about it.

See, she could have done a collab with the Beatles because to me that, wow, there, they're equally stupid songs you want.

To play right, Oh right, O'll come in second, you're going first?

Or John?

Yeah, that'd be fun before them.

You know, here's one more thing about the Beatles.

Tell me another group that really had three lead singers that could have all started their own bands, Harrison, Lennon.

Okay, but they're in different class.

Lennon is in the class bus So if you say the only thing that's redeeming from the Beatles is Lennon.

No, I think George Harrison has bigger soul than John Lennon did.

Lennon was a great writer, but he was jealous Paul McCartney's writing ability.

Paul wrote Paul wrote more.

Look, they had a little rival, a big rivalry going, but ALM's warm.

I'm more of a Carney guy than I've been a Lenin guy, and I'm and Harrison snuck up the ranks real quick.

He's got like four or five tremendous songs that you've that you forget.

Here comes the sun.

Oh photograph, the photograph.

Oh uh yeah, Oh my lord, I really want to see my sweet Lord.

That's a huge song.

That's a great song.

Five of those?

Was it Ringo?

That did Ringo?

He's still singing and touring that basked.

Look, he's a big winner.

He got Barbara Bah.

I know, man, he took her out of circulation and he's and he was singing, sweet you're sixteen, You're beautiful in your mind.

I mean to be that ring Yes, But everybody saying about fifteen sixteen year old girls, Chuck Berry, they all they all was singing Elvis.

It was a different fucking world that And by the way, these fifteen year old girls wanted to go with the band.

They wanted to be with them.

It wasn't like, oh, I shouldn't be here, Emily fifteen, And they didn't care about ages back then.

Yeah, that's crazy.

They're very different.

I know, I agree, I agree.

And some of the some of the lyrics that made I don't know why I was thinking about this the other day.

I think you got me started because we were talking about Jason Bateman and and he's married to paul Ank's daughter, one of her daughters and his daughters, and paul Anka had a hit record with a song called You're having my baby.

I know, I know, no, actually no, If you sing that to your wife, it's a beautiful song.

If she hears you, and you have my What a lovely way of saying I much you love me, you have my baby.

I can't say anything wrong about paul Anka.

The guy wrote my way, terrific songwriter, great, great.

Nice, He's a nice guy.

I met him several times.

But that song always cracks me up.

You have my baby.

I know it's weird.

It's a weird thing to say in a song, but uh, I mean, the guy's prolific, prolific songwriter.

Weird now underappreciated.

Should have made our list.

You know, he's he's also done some fun stuff, weird al I.

Just saw him in something well.

The funck was he Oh, he's in the Stupid dou Naked Gunhi.

Of course.

Oh, I started watching the task.

I like it.

Look I hate Ruffalo, me too, but it's a really it's really good and his character is really good.

There's two more episodes to go.

I like where it's going.

It's interesting.

Are you up to dates?

You watched that?

I watched five of them.

He's on the water at the lake with the gun John the guy Robbie, So we'll see what I was with the biker.

Yeah, great, great, good casting, good looking people, you know, speaking of he's talking about Mark Sanchez, the New York Jet ex quarterback who's caught in the stabbing of that man.

He's got a gorgeous wife, Yes, you know Perry Mattfield.

Oh god, she is a Jennifer Aniston, but to me prettier and younger now.

But the dimples on her.

She always shows the left side of her face because she has a dimple that can hold a cup of water, it's so big.

And that's his wife, and she has the three year old baby.

She's in that show Chad Powers with the k Oh.

Really, I didn't know she was an actress.

He's the coach's daughter who works on the team as a statistician or whatever the hell, but just a gorgeous girl.

And that's that's sanchez Is.

It was weird to see her the same day and looking at Mark's ridiculous situation he's in now they say they're waiting for toxicology to come back.

Look, you could tell a guy's drunk when you take him to the hospital.

You smell his breath, you could see it.

Look at his eyes.

It ain't hard the spot.

But maybe they're wondering if it's more than that.

More than that, and that takes weeks, which I don't know why, I don't believe it, but six weeks, seven weeks, it seems too long to wait for tox to college.

You would think, you know, the they travel as a big team, that it's a big production put to to cover an NFL game.

You would think that there'd be people within that group watching out for making sure those kind of guys don't because you never hear about those guys getting in trouble.

And look, I've I've heard a lot of not so good things about Troy Aikman, but I've never uh.

But you never see him in the in the news get like.

What being like fights and ship like ornery.

I heard some bad things and you can kind of see I see, you can kind of see it.

I could see it.

Yeah, I don't see that in Chris Collins work, but I definitely see it until and TROYA and I could see that he has a short fuse.

I could see that happening.

Totally, you know, yeah, like kind of crazy.

Yeah, okay, well, but.

Still you don't hear I mean, you don't hear about those guys.

Uh oh, you heard about Michael Irvan and Lawrence Taylor.

But outside of those, there was a few guys we've heard about the wide Yeah, but that's as players, not as like the cocaine off the field and dui is off the field and guns in the car.

But never a broadcast team.

Yeah, but not well not like Urvan's been in broadcasting now.

He's been good twenty years or whatever, and you don't hear about him getting in big trouble.

None of them do.

No, no, no bad stories about and you know they look.

I've seen those guys at scores back in the day.

Chris Berman and those guys, they like to have fun, they like to Chris Berman's on air one day if you could find it.

It's out there on YouTube or whatever where he's talking about going to Canada and he loves going.

This is throwing a break.

He's telling his guys in around the room.

Yeah, I get those coding.

They got great code Dean there in Canada.

Over the counter.

First thing I do right after my hotel, I go to the pharmacy and I buy a few bottles of that great codem we can't get here in the States.

What does that make you feel good?

Ooh, A couple of those coding.

He's talking about being high and he isn't really he doesn't realize that it's going out to everybody with a mic or an earpiece, and it's funny to hear.

But I've seen him get wild that scores.

I've seen him pull a girl on his lap and get up and do air guitar.

I was so embarrassed for him.

So then those guys.

Cut it up.

They cut it up.

But they for the most part, athletes tend to have great resolutions.

They can get hammered the night before, especially at thirty eight, and go to work the next day.

But uh, too much, too much?

Oh yeah, no question, you could rally for work if you got that hammered.

I mean, at that age, I was going out with clients all the time and having to bounce back that the next day.

That's not really a problem.

But to the point where you get in a freaking bar fight, I mean too much, you got especially they've all got personal conduct clauses in their contracts.

You know, anything like that goes the wrong way, you know, you're going to get You're gonna get tossed.

What's his name, Marshall Falk Oh, yeah, yeah, Marshall Falk got tossed in that whole stupid ESPN scandal with that girl during the middle of the Met Too movement who she claimed everybody at ESPN wash yeah yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.

I know for days girls.

I mean, we haven't heard much more about well, we finally heard about Molly Querman quirm on the first take.

What happened to her?

She apparently was making half a mill.

She wanted a raise.

You know, she runs the show for years.

Steve Smith makes twenty one million dollars stephen A.

Smith.

She wanted more than a half mill.

They said no.

She wanted to host other shows, they said no.

So she uped and left and Shannon, I mean stephen A, being the exec producer, should have looked out for her more and got herm more money.

I'm not saying, well, he's making thirty Actually he's making thirty million dollars a year, and you tell me she was making a half a million dollars a year.

That's I mean, you would have thought that he would have reached into his pocket and come up with a million dollars a year.

You got you gotta, you gotta fight for her.

She's you're the producer, exact producer.

I didn't watch it, so I don't know how good she was or I mean, I've seen it a couple of times, so I know she was competent.

I don't know how, you know what she brought audience to the show or anything like that.

I watch it for the sports talk.

But it's nice to see her because she never wasn't really revealing in what she wore.

You could tell she had a great body.

She was voluptuous, but she kept it neat.

Whereby the other girl, Joy Taylor, dresses like she's gonna go partying every every day with the kits out.

Another ample body, but Joy Taylor who stoughted with I.

Can't stand him.

The guy was on FS one cal and Cowherd and she went all over the place.

And now you know, she got everybody in trouble because who was hitting on her?

And the other guy, the old guy who I also can't stand.

He used to do opposite, opposite, even a you know the older sportscasters.

Around for oh, the Dallas guy who went to vanderwid Yeah, okay, he's terrible.

Yeah, I know, terrible.

But she had accused him then, I had Giles accused him.

And look, at least Molly Quoram doesn't have that kind of mentality.

And she was married right away to the basketball player they broke up.

Uh, but yeah, she kept it neat.

But she's still very sexy, and she did she did a job good in keeping the show moving, tossing it here.

The older I get, the more I know that that's a skill, that's a skill set to be able to get everybody talk.

No, they're timing.

It's like dancing with two or three different people.

It's not that easy to do.

For sure.

And they were one like, look, I I'm not the Fox News guy that Kenny is right, but I will watch Fox and Friends in the in the morning, and I get up super early.

So there's this Fox and Friends first thing that comes on, and they've got a woman there on there named Carly Shimkiss.

You know what I'm talking about, really pretty, unbelievably talented, unbelievably she's her shit's together, she knows every story, She's always got a smile on her face, she does great interviews, she's really good on her feet.

She does news on regular Fox and Friends.

But the Ainsley airhead on Fox and Friends, the one who's with Sean Hannity, the when he gave the twenty five million dollar house too, He's clueless.

I mean she's completely freaking.

Clueless, beautiful and smart Fox News.

Yeah she's she's uh, she's definitely hot and and and smart.

But but last I think that the Carly, if I was Carly's manager, I would be up in arms.

She should be on Fox and Friends sitting in the middle.

Not Eansley, who is I mean Sean Hannity's talent talentless as well and not smart.

They have a lot better, you know, they will kine who's the best person on the whole damn network.

I mean, you would get in there, and you would see.

Look and guess what they're gonna have.

Real CBS is gonna be for real now with Barie Weiss and and and they're gonna do real journalism.

They're gonna get back to what it was.

She's uh, she's got carte blanche to do it.

She's as good as anybody.

We'll be watching CBS News because Fox completely blew it, putting incompetent people in all these spots when they have talent in the middle.

I mean I was.

I was thankful that they rescued Will Caine, but they put him at four o'clock.

You can't.

Who's got time at four o'clock to watch?

If you remember to record, then you come back.

But o'clock, he's one o'clock your time.

I just talked to Will Caine when he was on Twitter a lot when he had a sports show, because I found him very entertaining on sports as well.

I didn't know he knew politics.

And look, my favorite, no one can talk Megan Kelly for me.

Uh.

Making Kelly to me is the smartest.

I love her work, and I love how she is now, how honest and open and untied.

I love it.

It's a performance.

I mean it's a complete performance.

But everybody looks she's she's she's good at what she does.

But you know, you don't go from being where she was with Trump to where she is now with Trump she completely I mean it's his phony.

Well that's people.

I mean, she's people.

People can win you over, and you know he's good at that.

As much as you think that, you know you don't like people.

I'm not saying look and I'm not saying she's not good.

She's really good.

She's just phony.

I think Will Kine is Will Kane is completely.

Look here, Look he's more of a rising star at Fox than Pete Hegseth was at Fox, I believe for sure.

Okay, no, for sure, not in clean close.

Yeah, okay, so we agree on that for sure.

Hegseth is doing exactly what he should be doing, talking with a bunch of soldiers and rallying them up and doing push ups in the field.

That's exactly what he should be.

He loves that life, and I think it's good for the morale of the people in.

The armed forces.

They like a guy like him.

But Will Kane definitely will be the next Jesse Waters.

You want to save a fortune, Fox, give say goodbye to Hannity and his girlfriend.

Put Will Caine in Hannity's slot, and he will increase that audience by twenty percent over what Hannity has.

You'll you'n't only have to pay him half of what you're paying Hannity.

Yeah, of course.

And now you got a killer lineup late night because r Ingram's terrible to get hurt out of there.

Put somebody else in it.

It's and then and then it becomes watch well.

I hate that that there's no you know, Keyboled News at that time of night that I that I want to watch.

I would watch Will Caine if he were on it at yeah that time, they'll.

They'll put him up.

I just want I want to see another another Democrat, uh female on the on the network as well.

Then they need another one, not just what's her name on the five because she gets trounced and hammered every day when she's on there.

They need someone.

I think they're all in love with her.

Actually, yeah, you're probably.

I think there's serious sexual tension on that.

I find good point.

I find her attractive, I really do.

I think Jesse finds her very Yeah, they have.

A little game.

He's always trashing her and she takes it.

But well, Jesse's wife is really hot.

Very hot, very hot.

Jesse does.

Look.

I was a big Bill o'rally fan.

I knew Bill at the News.

He would call me from inside edition, Benza, what are you going with tomorrow?

What do you got in the column?

And I tell him because he had to get like more gossipy on inside edition, so I'd give him a story or two.

All right, are you sure about this story, Benza?

You're not gonna do it?

So he's I found him funny, a lot, a lot of fun to be around.

But I watched Jesse Waters come up as his assistant and his guy you through out in the field.

Every mannerism Jesse does is Bill o'rally's hand movements, the pen on the hand and the sweeping of the He does all Bill movements.

So I feel like O'Reilly is still at the News when I watch Jesse.

I know you don't like Jesse, but I find him funny that in the middle of politics talk he can say, look at this man sitting at the table, sitting with so and so.

Three no nos he's crossed his legs, he's wearing birkenstocks, and there's a straw in his cup.

Three things a man can't do in public.

I think that's funny when a guy can have those kind of thoughts while he's run a serious news show.

But he's a friend, No, I think.

Look, I mean he's got good chemistry with gutt Feld, and I don't I'm not a Dana Perino.

I don't know what she does her old man husband.

I just doesn't mean she's not.

She's not bad, she's just not just doesn't bring anything unique to that.

She's from DC, she you know, work there for many great men.

I don't know why she doesn't bring more.

Yeah, she's not she doesn't.

I don't know.

I mean, beautiful to look at, but not much.

I don't think she's attractive either.

Do you think she's attractive?

Attractive, sure, but not to the point where I go with a Meghan Kay and Kelly or Emily Campagna and about ten other girls in that network that are just thrown in different shows for little segments here and there.

They they find the good looking ones, just.

As YE know they do all their reporters, all the reporters are gorgeous.

Yeah, yeah, there's one that my son loves.

She said, they send her to all the floods.

What is that girls?

Oh yeah, I love this.

There's so many Fox News girls.

I went out with one a long time ago.

Her name was Got I called a go go and Rebecca Gonzales Rebecca Gomez, I called the go go Gomes.

She went to my book party to report of my book party for a Fox This is before nine to eleven, so they had like more lighthearted fare and I convinced it to go out as hot as hell, come to Scores with me.

I can't go there, and this newsman she went to ask a girl to go to the teddy bar with.

She went to Scores after my book party.

She was enchanted by all my friends and I'm fun.

We were having She liked me, like, we got along.

Let's go to Scores.

You're gonna love it.

I've never been there.

But within within an hour she's getting lap dancers that I'm paying for.

Her blouses ouf and girl's hands are in there.

And then she had a sexual arrestment situation and she's gone.

And then the other one had a sexual I knew three women who had them, and they all wanted to work in journalism.

They're so mad they're gonna get back of news.

They got their settlements and left television and left the news.

The one that always had the nose that sounded like she was too much coke the night before the blonde.

She was out for a long time with Fox, but she had a sexual thing with Roger and some other guy.

They got rid of like five chicks.

They were good looking girls too, But that she in my hands on her tits and scores, that's for sure.

Didn't make.

All these lollipops.

But anyway, I don't know how we got on how we got on that one before we run your Yankees done.

What's going on.

Here certainly looks that way.

I'm very upset that they can't figure out how to hit a fucking splitter or or I just can't believe they're swinging in dirt.

I didn't know this guy was going to be this good.

We only four s thoughts under his belt.

We beat us in game two.

We're not hitting, that's a big problem.

And and Boom is making.

The wrong moves.

He pulled out Freed too early in game one.

He puts Warren in in game two.

None of us like Warren.

He's had problems.

You don't go with him.

You don't go with him at that point.

You go with the other guy who was lights out here and I'm screaming on the mound.

When we beat the Boston, you go with him Cruise.

So this is this best the seven best of seven or five?

I think it's five.

There's three two two one two five.

So we we had to win last game.

Obviously we got to win tonight.

I don't know this guy Schlitter, our rookie pitcher who pitched to Jim.

He's back.

He's gonna be on the mound.

That's a comforting thought.

All right.

I might watch my wife's away.

I might watch a Yankee game.

Watched this picture.

You'll see a lot of good things in this picture.

And if they if he thought the ship the bed, then you're bringing Louis Heel who was.

Rookie of the elas.

Yea, we've got some guys there.

You can you can patch work a game three with and come back with free for game four.

But it's an uphill battle, and you know what, don't pitch to Guerrero.

Just don't give him anything the fuck is wrong with them?

All right, Well, good luck to your Yankees.

I'll try and catch a little bit of it.

And folks, we're gonna be better about getting an e I AB out to you every week.

So thank you for thank you for listening, and we'll be back at you next week.

AJ hang in there, yeah,