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Well Today, the Kingfish had a hard day at the pool hall, and as he returns home, he finds his wife's sci fi are all excited.

She's just received a letter from her sister in Georgia.

Oh hold on else.

Home, I'll come in, George, I got some wonderful news from back home in George.

Yeah.

Yeah, my youngest sister and sister's gonna get married.

Oh so your mama finally unloaded the last one.

Huh what do.

You mean, George, Mama had no trouble getting us girls marriage.

Why back home, we was the bells of the town.

Yeah, I remember that, honey and when you got married.

They call it the miracle of the bells.

Yeah, well, anyway, George, I ain't gonna miss my sister's wedding.

Me and you are going down to Georgia for two weeks.

It'll be a wonderful vacation for him.

What you mean, I can't take no vacation.

I gotta stay here for business reasons.

Business reason yeh who's.

Gonna pick up Morne and parma check?

They don't know them things to you know?

You gotta go have them?

Nothing me?

Can you trying to judge it?

For my assistant?

Way?

The realmship tickets is about a hundred dollars and it's up to the provider of this damily to raise the money.

Well, it's all right with me, honey.

But do you think you can get a job and touch your nods?

George?

This is your responsibility.

The wedding is one week from today.

We has gone and you have got to get that hundred dollars for the railroad tickets at I many.

Mm.

That old girl is getting more unreasonable about a minute.

Next thing, I know you're gonna ask me to start supporting her.

Oh that's the story.

Hundreds though, I just laid down the lord coming about getting one hundred dollars to take this trip to Georgia.

Well, a trip south at this special time would be delightful because the weather here is simply been abdominal.

Do you know my wife was always making trouble for me one word other man.

It's just like I've always said, King Fish.

Marriage would be a wonderful institution if a woman wasn't mixed up in the thing.

Me go to Georgia, the Sea south Fire assister, get married.

Yes, I don't blame you.

My wife drank me to a big society wedding last week.

The social missus Angelous smythe of New York and Miami beachs got herself fixed up to mister Pats Wilson of the Apartment of Sanitation, Mordieu.

Yes, after the wedding, we all went up to the bride's home for a very formal receptacle.

Did the heaven nice wedding?

Yes, but they ran into it little difficulty due to the recent snows here in New York.

There was no roses in bloom at the time of the ceremony.

And you know what these society functures, it's customary for the power girls to scatter rose petals down the isle at the very head of the nuptials procession.

Well with the ruses, what did to do?

Well?

They got the effect of the rose petals by painting some potato chips rare and the flower girls care of the potato chief here that the physicion.

Yes, it was quite a thing to hear the bride and groom come crunching down the aisle.

Templetatatives must make quite a mess.

It was messy, but Bigroom picked up the debris the following day when he made his rounds on the sanitation truck.

Well, still gonna have a tough time raising one hundred bus between now and next Tuesday.

I wonder if I could inviggle a hundred dollars go to had it.

It would have to be a very clever wiggle.

Bass Andy told me that he was gonna take the money he's gotten by hisself automobile more.

The boy's gonna get herself a new car.

Yes, And the only thing that holds me up is that the dealer can't promise him delivery for four or five months.

Oh yeah, that new cause it isn't still tough for it.

It s is I heard that the only cars that you can get quick delivery on is the foreign mates.

Uh you say that, you hear that the quick delivery is the foreign new car.

That's right, and it wouldn't surprise me to see Andy buy one of those neither now?

Uh foreugn me because wait a minute, Henry, I just got a flicker of light, A flicker of light.

If I please my cards, right, I might be able to flick in the out of one hundred dollars and light right in Georgia.

Well, I got this picture of this fine car to the color of Whole Life magazine.

Yeah, that's a Finn call right now, if I can just convince the end.

Oh, Jay, come down the hall.

Let me get on the telephone.

Hello that James Fume the minutanda just making a trans atlantic telephone call.

Why are you calling Frans Atlantic?

Oh?

Right, of course.

I's the agent for the new French foreign automobiles and I want to talk to the manufacturer.

A Hello operator, It's just a French operator.

Gimme a crack.

Who's that four nine three seven n meg car to?

This company know how to make them?

Due, they know how to make them?

Why this man did I called him in France is one of the greatest automobile men in the world.

Hello, France, let me talk to Madman Pierre.

I think I headed him somewhere.

Hello, hello, madman.

Oh, this is George Stevens New York office.

We weive bone.

It's not just to you too, there.

I just received the picture of your new car.

Congratulations Mercy o coop coupe hula lah uh well remember me to the little mad woman.

Say hello to mis Eiffel Tower.

O'kame mad man, Pine boy, thank kings fisher ass you meet the big frenchman like that?

Oh, I knowed him for years and doing the First World while me and him was mademoiselle together in the French faign legion.

You see hand the Ayers knowed I vote him for so ever since then.

Now right this minute, I is the American distributor for the new French automobile.

You are now standing in the showroom of the pious motive.

Come their Harlem brand.

No fooling.

What is the name of the car you saw?

The name of the car is no in the trade as the uh quick delivering mercities bend one hundred dollars deposits Street eight.

That's what they call it.

You know, there's a funny thing.

I've been trying to get a car myself.

What does the car look like?

Well, now I just happen to have a picture of it that was sent by wire from Paris just yesterday.

Where is that?

Oh?

Yeah, hey, is I looked at over Yeah they can't.

That's a good looking automobile.

Order.

No, that's pretty liver of them lines.

Hey wait a minute, to wait a minute.

They done struck the steering wheel on the wrong side of the car.

Oh no, No, that's why they call it the merc of these bends before they send it over here, the bends the staring wheel over that side.

See well, I like American cars though, Well now I don't forget it.

And their fine cause is more economic of the run.

Say why is that?

Because and over there they all runs on kilometers.

Yeah, well it does them killometers wear out as quick at tires.

Oh no, and the killometers is distant over there have we major assistance in miles.

Killing meters are shorter than miles.

Go there, you is, when you drives in France, you ain't got so far to go, you would?

I mean to get gay.

Yeah, yeah, that's who's cut down the distance.

Luck air King Fish.

If I ordered one of them French cars, when could I get it?

Well, now, let me do a little stick in here replace his daughter to day by radar.

The thing has gotta be cussing the in and then they got to create it up shift the car from France in the United States got to see four thousand miles.

Two thousand miles goes into custom.

How about players did this week?

They tell me this?

How can they make cars faster bare than weekend yere in America?

Because they were smart and they're gonna solve the steel problem.

But how they do that?

They got steeled from us?

How much of this French car self?

Well, now you give me a hundred dollars deposit and Grant told us up to sixteen hundred dollars f o B.

That means Franks on the battle here and not wait a minute, wait a minute.

I ain't letting you have no money till I.

Seize the car.

And boy that is deaf or not listen, man, you be in the car driving up len of seven.

You are them girls got twenty one old years old sitting over there on the street.

They're looking at you.

You got a new car, they got the new look, and you sort of glanced over at him and smiled at something.

Putty girl and says.

You don't old little children.

I hear the horn of blowing.

I hear it near a hamp.

I hear the car.

We was rumbling and rolling through this land.

Now get on board, just get on boli.

Don't get on bolo.

Let's let's I don't want balk in your balk.

To him more.

He's coming.

I hear.

She's saying in every don't get on board.

Let's do.

Let's get on bo this too.

I don't get on boboard and let's you let me.

Let's combat to here more row and nine of rock at right.

I then got that I can't got the smoking night and I getting.

Down that long long road out of rock, can right?

I just going, I man, I think, I right, man, I have.

Nothing?

What is me?

I am happy as I can be, meeting two or three in my model three kill bard.

Get hard, hen hard.

Man.

I'm long on board.

Just let's get on board.

Bore this too, don't get on board.

Listen, there's a many.

Well, no more holidays for a while, and I think the ladies are glad of that.

Give them a chance to catch up on all the cleaning.

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Yes?

Well, going Stet's barber job here.

See if you knows where I can get a new car.

Hello, that shorn brother, I was god going over it.

I didn't know what much cooker you got.

I got high kikes.

Then uh, sorry, line, you can help me here.

I gotta get a fine car in a hurry.

Oh that there is clashing looking already.

I had a roadster once.

Now I wanted to make it look like a fine car.

So come, I had the skin wheel put over on the right hands five, moved the starring wheel hun by.

When I come down lit the street, everybody looked at me cause I was driving at a slant.

Well why was you driving at a slant?

Because of breaking the crush was still over on the left.

Well look with chardy, I I gonna tell you the whole situation.

I need one hundred dollars for me in the way to get a railroad ticket to Georgia.

And I can get the hundred dollars on and it if I can just show him a fine car.

Well, pretty where the king frids I got it.

A friend of mine has got a car that he let you have.

He he building your health.

He could pass for a fine car through it.

It's a great shame stept for wonderful thing.

What's that?

Well?

If he the cry it ain't got that.

You can't no motor.

No motor, you see, I half of the fellow build it.

He he couldn't find a motor for it.

And the right now it is hitting in his garves.

He he'll give with you if he'll just cow it away.

Yeah, tell you what I'll do.

I'll get that and I'll put it over the LAWDSL and I'll find something with a French name on it and put it on the front of the RIDI And yeah, that's a good idea, right ken Frids.

I gotta leave.

Now where are you going?

Jordan?

I got to go over to the hospital and free a fella.

His face is all flashed and cut up.

He to fi get all flash and cut up.

Well, see he would take my he fell down a baby and touch get in and he was walking, I think, but that I would I shaved him.

Come on in the office and there got some great news for you.

Yeah, what is the news from France?

What the luckiest fella you is?

Yeah?

I just talked the madman tier again and he told me that he was gonna let you have a nineteen forty nine model and it arrived this morning.

Oh that's great.

Where's it?

Oh in the showroom?

Right up?

Here in the large Oh, come on, follow me here.

Oh boy, eye as crazy to see this new car.

All right, you just do it here and then now right over there there she sets in it between them two ferns.

Pretty in it.

The prince his years ahead of us on design.

And to notice the underslung body.

Yeah, I wonder who slung that together.

Oh look at that team job there.

Wonderful paint job.

That's fat enamel finished stake right on there.

It looks a little overdone in the spots.

To me, this is a genu wine French car.

Oh tell me it's genuine.

Come up here and look at the name played on the front of it.

There the name plate is made out of paper to cut it on the wind resistance.

Uh here too, he you say, here made in France, and the name of the car is Falkland Burgundy.

Oh wonderful minute.

Hey, wait a minute, look at it.

Say vintage of nineteen thirty four.

One of that vintage mean a French world means convertible or it's wonderful thing.

And the nineteen thirty four Is this a nineteen thirty four model?

Or don't be silly, I don't But what does the nineteen thirty four stand for oh horsepower or now wait a minute, here, wait a minute.

How can they get nineteen hundred and thirty four horse power in that little car?

They use smaller horses, that's what they now.

Step right over here, look at the inside of it.

Look through the window there, Look at that up horsted gin.

You wine, let the red oil claws, or you slide in and out there.

Blue thirty two go right through their model minutes.

Yeah, you know, it's kind of hard to get used to this fun stuff.

Let me see the motor, can't they We wanna see the motor huh uh?

Well, now that's what it goes clean to anly, the motor is stealed under the hood to keep a dust free said steal and oil another one of them things.

And knowing that you would be just the one that would want to start tampering with the mortar eyes done had a pad lock welded on there so you can't get in there and get in trouble.

And I done throw the keys away.

Well, tell me this kings thing.

How do you get to the motor caps?

Nothing go wrong through the exhaust pipe.

That's that is a little unhandy and it's look here sports, something go wrong with that mortar?

Now, how can I get it fixed?

Very simple?

Lander?

Or you got a dude to find a mechanic with a long sin arm.

That's all you got?

Yeah, well maybe I ought to take Oh yeah, you ought to take him.

Take you right away.

Okay, here you is, king Fish.

Here's one hundred dollars downstam at our fight.

Right the deal is closed.

Now I want to take it out for a little spin right now.

I hate to tell you this and the but you're gonna have to hold off a little on your spinning.

You see.

Being a French car, this car don't run on gasoline.

It runs on tetrol and the in a drop of petel in this country at the moment.

Well, why couldn't I use gas instead?

Oh now, I'm gonna splend that to you too.

Man.

Uh you see, the American gasoline has got to sing any call I can now.

These foreign cars has got a narrow gas I'm I can just won't go through it.

That's the old sebat wag it out, hun, Yeah, closets right up there every time.

But I spected the shipment of pechyls and naturally you'll be the first one on the desk there.

That's all I wanna.

When is that coming in?

Well?

Now, I was leaving for Georgia with my wife for a couple of weeks, and the petrel ought to get here just the time I get back.

Well, I guess I gotta wait till Linda said, Well, I gotta run along now and there I'll row all the old bull ditches and all that.

Just you letters, how along?

Can't let me take a good look at my car?

Here?

M leave?

I opened the door and get him there and sit down.

Hm, Well that door ain't open.

I guess when Pierre tried to get in one of these cars, that's when he started calling himself madman.

Well, hello Dan, what you doing here?

Go over here, amos, I want to see my new car.

Oh this is yours?

Huh joys you must see going into soap box derby.

Wait a minute, this is the latest French automobile, the mechanic with a long arm or sealed under the wood.

Now what is that again?

In it's got a letter of that motor with small horses in a too.

I guess see the King's HEAs leave here?

Did he tell you that thing.

Well, I give him a hundred dollars down famous.

He's gonna get me some petrol too.

Yeah.

Tell me this who stuck that lebelo on the front of it?

From a bottle of Spartan Burgundy?

I think the madman done it this car, you know good?

And and look at that that king's fleece has done stuck you again.

Look at that you ain't even got no windshield.

All he got at the frame there, I thought that glass was awful clean.

You better get your money back then.

Yeah, just wait till I get my hands on that king free.

And if I ever get the plants where they make these cars, there are gonna be two mad men over there.

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Well, the show put one over one end they with that foreign count.

I a better luck of my office here and lay lord till tomorrow when I get on the trains for Georgia.

Then I'll be safe for oh he and I just leave him.

Well, you ain't leaving back up, I said, back upout, backing.

You don't have to be so ruffle.

I want to have a show down with you.

But that automobile you showed me.

But we have just had a nice talk with Madman tire again.

The pickle is on its way over here, he fash, I'm going up you write the nose.

You took my one hundred dollars just so you and your wife could take a trip to Georgia.

I want my money back.

I'm gonna feat you like you ain't never been beat before.

Take me, if you must remember ires An Officials, a French automobile dealer which comes under the jurishdictionary of the French Government.

And if you take me, it will be the Pearl harp of nineteen forty eight.

Wait a minute, what Pearl Harbor got to do with me bussing you in the faith and you is forgetting his ire as a French car dealer, and in that capacity I ain't no longer.

George Stevens the king say all right, it's a symbol of France.

All right, simble put up your duke, don't hurt him.

Say remember my innocent fans.

Hitting me is just like slugging Joan of Ark.

Who you know what, fifty million frenchmen go swarm all over you are.

Now Wait a minute, who hit the England even though a Frenchman give you the sack of liberty you got in your harbor here.

You know what that means that America and France will be a warf you hit me and Andy Brown will go down and hit it as a warmongol.

Say in a minute, now, King's fitch.

Just hold of it here with this.

Don't try to tell me that a mezor one hundred dollars is going to start a war.

Oh, they're starting for less than that's look at history.

How do you think the Wall of eighteen twelve started over eighteen dollars and twelve cents?

I know, well, look at history again.

The Franco American War started over canna spaghetti.

Oh I'm telling you, well, listen here.

How can I get my money back without starting the war?

Well, it's unfair to me, but the only thing to do is arbitre.

What is that?

Well, you got to find the third person that's disinterred and he who's court and decide who is raised.

Well that suits me, because anybody will know that I is right all right to tell you what will We will pick out our lawyer stone War.

I'll meet you at stone Wall if you'll be over there in thirty minutes, and we'll let him be the judge of arbitree.

Okay, I'll be there in thirty minute now, stone wall, and they're gonna be here in your office any minute.

Now.

I don't give you a hot patch up the g us so you can arbitrate the thing honestly.

Now, I can't face from what you run told me.

I'm freid of your cakes going hold.

Water well, well a part of the build.

Plug up the leak.

Not only plug it, I said, a water proof it at the same time.

And I here's the part I thank.

I just put this in my pocket.

Come in as hello, do them all?

I just second walking myself.

And then I ain't had time to say hello to doing all?

Hello, doing off?

And I said.

The king says, Hi, ain't kings, how you doing a stone wall?

We want you to arbitrate the kids between me and end it right.

Let them get behind the arbitration desk case.

Yeah, get up there, sit up there, hright for you do this fok can They called.

Up arbitration in nine sessions Here I see in the legal terms of the arbitrailer, we shall refer to the king fish as their arbit and to you.

And they asked the trailer just call him Benedict.

Arnold.

Go ahead now, before we begin, I want you to understand that this card is gonna be absolutely fair, tacically unpartial, and completely unbiased.

Now I can't fish you talk first, because you're gonna get the true side of the case than you.

Well you want he uh and the here order the Farne call from me and I had to see shifted all the way from France.

Yeah, keep talking to Uh, Well you done?

When do you live with the car?

To him in good conditions?

He give him us one hundred dollars down to him and now he wants his money back and wants better to deal.

Yeah, keep talking, go to all his mind side again?

Why flap of mouse?

Now wait a minute here, wait a minute.

Story Hold, I'm going to hear my story.

What I tell you, and you see in my career, as I betrayed, I found that it's too confusing and listeners to more than one side.

I don't like the way things are going.

You can't argue with the stale adjusted Well, I don't care about that.

I'm gonna win this case even if I got to pay a lawyer ten dollars to do it.

Ten dollars.

Huh, they're they're there there'll be a quite recess.

While I read Ballance.

At the scale of Justice here.

I heard him, Man, I'll see you sixteen dollars.

You a good lawyers, You know what I mean?

Fifteen fifteen fifty can I asked it?

Where a minute, jo, So want us quit yourself here and get back to tea side and the kids saying on us that you agreed to do for me well after taken all the evidence presented and wearing it on the skill of justice, it looked to me like the scale is tipping in favor of the king.

Say there you is and it there's nothing enough for you to do but to wait for the petal to come from France and keep you big moch doesn't go on about your business.

So lord, you mean to say that the scales say that the kings has done one.

My final verdict is that the King fish ain't got to give you back one hundred dollars that he treated you out of.

Well, so far hunting up and down dallfics or this say the note in my business affairs are and all ready to get on experiends with Georgia.

Uh is your parts?

Oh yes, George?

But I decided on a much cheaper way of bringing George Oh with us.

Period though we can clear money.

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