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And now let's visit our friend, the Great Guildersleeve who's just arrived home in great humor for the local paper contains a big write up and picture of our heroes.

The latest in the series they've.

Been running, entitled Men who Have Pushed Summerfield Ahead Number eighty nine.

Strock Morton P.

Gilders leaves right, hey, go ahead, read on, Marjorie.

Mister Gildersleeve gained his college education at Princeton, where he was a member of the class of fourteen.

He was one of Princeton's star athletes and musicians, and was selected by his classmates as student most likely to like two hundred pounds in ten years.

Oh yeah, yes, dear Old Princeton.

Incidentally, Marjorie, do you like the picture of me the newspaper printed?

Oh yes, uncle, you look positively handsome?

Handsome?

Oh no, what do you think of it?

Bertie?

Just like when their movie stars, or you got a pretty mustache?

He ain't?

Oh is that so?

At which start do you mean?

Ronald Coleman, No, No, are you positive?

Definitely Tyron Paul No, Clark Gable at, Frederick marsh At, Robert.

Taylor, No, Cary Grass, Victor Mature, that's.

Not who Victim Mature, No Costello of Abdue Costello.

Now you only had mustache.

Like yo, Yeah, excuse me, I'll get it in Costello of Abdon.

Hello, Hello, is this.

My old wealthy guilty?

This is Trock Martin p.

Gillis.

Leave who's speaking?

Please?

I'll yourself apply?

If Brownie Brownie, I don't know any Brownies?

Which brown are you?

Your old help?

Bub blown?

Who went to college with you?

I just arrived in town for a few days and I thought i'd give you a race.

Well that was mighty nice of you.

If Bob brown Is I still don't remember him, well, we'll have to get together.

Is the sometime you bet.

You my life?

Oh?

How about you coming right downtown?

Haven't did it with me?

Oh?

I couldn't do that tonight?

But a whole align a minute, will you?

If old Bertie, it would be all right for me to invite a guest out for dinner?

Yes, the roast ill stretch.

You're sure that we have enough of everything?

Now?

Oh?

In only maybe you better ask him to bring his own sugar.

Hello brown say, I've got an idea.

Why don't you come out and have dinner with us?

Oh?

No, I wouldn't dream of troubling you.

Oh, it's quite all right.

The road will stretch.

Come on out.

We're at seven four seven parks Side Avenue, Park Side.

I'll be there, you know, Jim Andy.

I can hardly wait to see you.

Goodbye, If Brown, if Bob Brown, I better.

Get out the good linen.

It's deadly.

Miss Marge is with demo passing and finger bowling.

Tonight, Yes, Bertie Olira, I go comb your hair.

We're having a guest for dinner.

Shee pers.

Every time we have somebody for dinner, I gotta comb my hair.

Who is an uncle Morton?

Well, I can't quite remember, my boy.

There were two Bobby Brown's in my class at Princeton, and I don't know which one this is.

Gee, when you were at Princeton, I bet you were a big noise around the campus.

Th No, my boy, I didn't go out for cheerleader.

He was was athletic time.

He was what a you starring uncle football?

No, my boy, I was associated with the water polo team.

See how you play that?

Well?

If water polo is a sort of a soggy version of soccer, the team whose polemot breaks down first has declared the loser.

And what position did you play on.

Well, I had a very important position.

I was the assistant business manager.

It's all great jumping jeeps.

That must be him already, I'll answer it.

Where'd he phone from the corner drug store?

Will give me you, old Wood?

How was the kid?

Oh?

He's oh you mean me?

I'm just Brown, Dandy.

I mean I'm Dandy Brown.

If you come on in, won't you?

Oh?

Sure?

Sure?

Hey, heavy?

Just throw my luggage up on the porch.

Well, trockey, it's great to see you.

You you, how are you, old rascal?

You know you haven't changed a ton I haven't done.

No, no, thirty bob.

Some of your pompador slip down to your lower lip, and some of your chest is slipped down to your belt.

But I still know you anywhere.

I wish I could say the same about you, Brownie, old fellow.

If you come on in and meet the family.

This is LeRoi, my Leroy.

You're certainly the image your old man, aren't you.

Leroy happens to be my nephew.

Oh yeah, yes, of course, And this is my How do you do, mister Brown?

Why dauty you all reprobate?

Congratulations?

What a beautiful young wife Whydreie is my niece Your niece?

Oh, yes, of course, but I was just kidding.

Don't mind me both.

Oh yes, and this is britt I know your maid, absolutely correct, mister Brown.

Oh yes, your uncie was one of our star athletes.

See mister Brown, tell us some more I think happened to you and uncle Morton College.

Yes, you seem to know so much, but Uncle Water has never even.

Mentioned, and so much that never even happened to Well.

I love too, kiddies, but i'd better get down town and register at one of the hotels.

Could you expect to be here a long Brown?

Oh, yesterday or two?

Then off again like a gypsy.

Gee.

I'd like to travel all the time, or you'd soon get tired of it, my boy, say, I'd give my iteth for a comfy home like this, with a big.

Fireplace, a couple of swell kids, and a little guest room in case an old friend should show up.

Good by the way, Brownie, do you ever run into Eddie Maxwell or Bill Simmons or Clarence Benzer.

No, can't say that I have.

But I saw Paul Green in New York last summer.

Oh, good, old Paul Green.

Don't believe I remember him.

Oh, he was one of the boys.

Now he's in the game, game game.

Yes, he makes puzzles.

Now there's a great guy.

You know.

He insisted on me coming out to his Long Island place for the weekend.

Don't you think it was?

Oh, yes, Green, I remember him now.

Stockey Fellow was sort of sleepy eyes, yeah, that's.

Right, and talking about sleepy eyes eyes sleepy.

Yes.

But now it seems there's nothing to do but toddle along to a only room.

Don't care mister Brown's sail overnight, not guess room.

What?

Oh, of course, our guess room.

I wonder why I didn't think of it myself.

You will say, you mister Brown.

Oh now, please, Maud, you don't call me mister Brown.

Just call me uncle Ball, uncle Bob, you mean uncle Boob.

You know this is just too grand of your guilty.

I'll just get my luggage.

I think the driver left it on the porch.

Oh no, you just sit there, uncle Bob.

I'll get it.

Now.

We'll have time for a few more yarns about college.

A frocky old sackey.

Oh, yes, of course, Brownie, old clowney.

You know, when I think of those ivy clad walls.

Wait a minute, hold on there, Brown, there was no ivy on the walls at Princeton's been back there lately, guildersly, No, But when I think of those ivy clad walls, I can't help remembering the days of the pross for excuse me a moment, won't you?

Yes, de Roy, what don't you mind helping me?

Young?

What's a couple?

Can't you handle Uncle Bob's luggage by yourself?

Keepers?

No, Uncle Bob Brunnus trunk?

What then the voice from the Cooper line, No, third, ain't nobody here?

That's a chickens he name?

Oh brother, what a memory.

I'll be right after the train full of breakfast bag.

This he gives me, your friend?

Sure it's pleasant, yes, pleasant and permanent.

He's been here three days already, Bertie.

Did he give you any hint as to when he's leaving?

Well, he did, discussed plans for a picnic.

Both of July.

Now I got to fix him a nice poached egg.

For his breakfast, George, I'd like to fix him a nice poached mickey.

Uncle Bob Leroy, mister Brown is not your uncle Bob, I know, but he's.

Such a swell guy, and he haven't an enough hews of his own, so I sort of adopted him uncle.

That guy gets more service around here than a cop in the kitchen.

Nobody ever feeds me poached eggs in bed.

Oh, good morning, Uncle Moore.

Oh hello, my gie.

At least you're not going to neglect your uncle.

I see I should say not.

How're you feeling this morning?

Why uncle Bob?

Oh, so you've adopted.

Him to he hasn't any nieces.

Of his own.

You know that bird hasn't anything of his own but an appetite.

Oh yes, isn't it a shame that five arranged a nice, big formal dinner for.

The night formal dinner?

You mean I've got to put on soup and fish just to listen to that fish eat his soup.

Oh no, I haven't buy a Judge Hooker and Rosita Callahan and meet Uncle Bob.

You think he's Rosita's tight?

He wears pants, doesn't me?

What is it?

Leroy?

Oh?

Come Bob asked me to tell you.

Then you'll be ready to leave right out for breakfast.

He will splen that I've been waiting for this.

Yeah, can you have a call already then, Oh, with.

The doors open and the motor running good, he wants you to take him on for a long drive.

In the country.

I should have known.

You can stop here, guiltless.

Leave.

This is Hickory Hills, isn't it.

Yes?

And during the last war, camp Hickory was located here.

I remember the rifle range was right over there.

Hickory was one of the biggest training camp.

Well, we've got bigger plans for at this time.

We have Oh not you, my associates and I, Hey, you know, guilty.

I haven't discussed my reason for being in.

Some of you.

Oh there was a reason.

Oh, yes, yes, and it's very confidential.

You see the hills.

Yes, our mining engineers report that they contain one of the richest deposits of manganese in the country.

If manganese not so loud.

Yes, you know what it is.

Oh, it's a very valuable mineral.

It's used to tough and steel.

Right, it's in great demand now for war production.

You mean someone's finally found something of value in them?

Bear Hill skilled to sleep.

There's millions in them there, Bear Hill millions.

Brownie.

Oh foul, yes, guilty.

I suppose we were there snoop around and find out who owns this land?

Don't you think we could pick it up pretty cheap?

No, I'm afraid the owner wants a pretty stiff price.

Guilty.

Oh you know who it is, I'll say, I do.

Look here, Brownie, little chum.

After all, you were schoolmates together at Princeton.

Do you mind telling me the owner's name?

Not all kids?

Good?

Then?

Who is it?

It's me?

See my woice I implowed you uncle.

Hello, nice, Nice to have you so jolly again.

You've been awfully grumpy the past few days.

Well that's all changed now, my dear.

Run along and get into your texty though, I guess I do in half an hour the guess, of course.

It's well hell right, my boy?

Are you waiting to see me?

Yeah?

I sort of stumbled into something by accident this afternoon and it's got me worried.

What is it, my boy?

Yes?

I found it up in the yet.

Why that's my old college yearbook.

Say wait till I showed this to Bob Brown.

You'll get a terrific kick when he reads it.

No, you'll give him a terrific kick when you read a ship hero?

Why should I kick uncle Bob, because he is not.

For Bobby's an imposturator, impersonator.

What do you mean?

Look, this book's got pictures of your whole class, including the two Bob Browns who graduated with you.

Yes, and one of them was bald, so that couldn't be him.

I remember now, how bald hero he finally graduated, But couldn't have Brownie here have been the other one?

No, the other one was an Indian.

Me you think he scouted the first.

One, Leroy, Why couldn't you found all this out there just a few hours earlier, Because this humbug just took me out and showed me a reasonable facsimile of a manganese mind.

See, he's a thinker rule probably looking for a sucker.

No, my boy, he isn't looking anymore.

He just sold me a half interest in his manganese mine.

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Uncle mort had to go through with the dinner in honor of his old college chum Bob Brown.

Right now, it's cigar's coffee and conversation, the ten places in the living room.

Look at him, go after my Really, it is the most jobbing dinner.

And I think that mister Brown is most charming crude.

Oh yes, Miss Callahan that fellow CoA charmer sneake out of his skin.

If present company.

Accepted it, he's led.

That's an adventurous license.

I understand that he was once an aviator.

You're right, sort of a fly by nice.

However, I have hopes that the government's going to step in and ground him for the duration.

You maybe deaf now, but you'll get your hearing and.

All for Corn's sake.

Leroy, I don't blame you.

I'd like to talk to you the moment too.

Excuse us, won't you, miss Callahan?

Oh?

Yes, yes, quarter Leroy?

Do you want that brown chap to get wise?

If we suspect him and put away that junior g man fingerprinting out there?

How else can I trap it?

Look, I'm gonna call in a mining engineer the first thing in the morning.

We've got to be sure where we're stepping before we put our foot into it.

Well, what'll we do now, Bill?

Just keep our eyes open and pretend we're completely ignorant.

The way I let myself get swindled, I won't have to do much pretending either.

Here comes Judge Hooker.

What is that old hippo?

Jed Hooker?

Say?

Killoy?

Sleep?

I must admit that I was completely taken by your friend Brown.

Alcolm More was taken to leroy it go away someplace and pass the after dinner man.

Okay, maybe I can get some prints that way, Prince.

I was just thinking, guilty, how nice it is to renew old friendship.

Yes, very nice.

Indeed, No, I'd rather have an.

Old friend than a million dollars, wouldn't you.

Well, I suppose so, although that seems to be the some rule that you can't have both of them at the same time.

Oh now, guilty, you mustn't be so hard bitten.

I can't help.

But it's because I've bitten so hard.

Judge.

There's something I better tell you, and quickly.

Mister Brown just left with miss Callahan.

He's taken a car ride to the Magnesia mind.

What oh, the Manganese mind.

Yeah, he's got her in Christon too.

George, I've got to stop before she does anything rash.

Come on, Judge, maybe you can help here.

Maybe this will help you.

Hold you right.

I've told you before.

I don't have that fingerbread out there.

Go down kilner sleeve.

There's Rosita's car rocked up ahead.

I wish I knew what.

This was all about?

Yes, Oh, I hope I'm not too late.

You've heard Brown's attention to Judge while I talk to her if Rosita, Rosita, Oh, Rosita, I must speak to you alone, Judge.

You take care of Brownie Joe.

This is an emotional life night.

Now, what do you want?

Was little me?

Well, excuse me for asking, Rosita.

But why did Bob Brown bring you out here?

Well?

I thought I had an idea, but I was wrong.

He wanted me to buy a quarter interest in some perfectly wonderful mining property.

Oh my end, did you well?

It was like this.

The moon was so beautiful, and he was so persuasive, and I'm so impulsive.

I just couldn't say no.

I never should have introduced you to Yes, what is it, Judge Canners?

The most wonderful thing has just happened to me.

You'll never guess I bought a quarter interest in a.

Man I'll see here.

I'm not going to beat around the bush any longer.

You're a fraud and a fake and I know it.

Oh, you won't talk.

He I demand my money back, and right now too.

And if you don't assume mister, but it is mister, Browning here.

It's no Berdie, I'm looking for it myself.

Hello.

I was just passing by and I thought I heard someone paging me.

Oh yes, Brownie, it's a little matter i'd like to discuss if you have a minute to spare, Always have a minute for my little bunkie.

What is it more, well, it's excuse us for a moment, will you, Bertie?

Yes, miss guilty?

Now what was it pal?

Well?

I have sort of been thinking over that mining deal of ours, Brownie, and I've come to the conclusion that it wasn't very fair of me to jip you out of a half interest for only ten thousand dollars.

So I was thinking, well, if you're not satisfied, Guilty, I'll take the stock back.

If you will, sure, I'll give you back your check and a five hundred dollars proper if five hundred dollars profit in cashually.

Now, just as soon as you hand over your stock certificate, I stay right there, don't move.

I'll be back in the flash for the cash.

Excuse me, Bertie, get out of my way.

Oh, Bertie, you waiting to see me?

Yes, I do all that money out of my building and loan like you done told me.

Mister Brown, good, I have your stock certificate already for you, one thousand shares at fifty cents a share.

Here you are.

Oh, what a beautiful certificate.

And here's the five hundred dollars mister Brown take good, gabvit now.

Just don't worry now, remember not a word if this anyway.

Mister Gildersleeve would be awfully angry if he found out that I let you in on this too.

Don't you words.

My mouth is gonna be a clothes book.

Good bitch here becomes high that certificate?

Yeah?

If all right, rown O Bertie, will you please excuse us again?

Thank you very much.

You brought your certificates.

Good.

Yeah, here's your check back in five hundred dollars in cash.

Oh man, let me have the stock.

Yes, wait a minute, Brownie, don't rush me into this thing now.

But that's what you wanted.

Yes, But if a shrewd operator like you is willing to pay me five hundred dollars profit on the deal, there must be something to this little mine after all, kildless sleep, we just made a bargain.

We didn't shake hands on it.

No, soon you're not gonna jump me out of my investment.

Brownie, I wasn't born yesterday.

You know.

I'm gonna hold on to this stuff.

Oh good afternoon, Marjorie, my dear, any mail or messages or a dividend checks for me?

No, no mail, Uncle Moore.

But there's been a mister Connolly's flowning all afternoon.

Oh yes, Bill Connley.

He's the mining engineer I hired to give me a report on the manganese.

Mind.

What did he say?

I don't know.

Uncle Bob took the mess.

Oh uncle Bob did.

Well.

I'll have to go ask him.

Oh wait a minute, I forgot.

I've got some good news to you.

Good news you have.

Yes, he's been so anxious to get rid of Uncle Bob.

Well, no, he's low left.

Put my dear, I don't want him to go now.

Are you sure he's gone for good?

Oh?

Yes, but after he's spokes to mister Connolly's going for a testing text.

And scooter right out.

No great jumping jeeps.

That can mean only one thing, My dear, hand me the phone, Marjorie, Thank you very much.

I've got a Warren Judge Cooker.

The brown is a phony.

He's a I'll explain later.

Hello, is mister Gilder, I mean, this is mister Gillier's leeve?

Is he there?

He's going to the bank.

Oh, the bank.

Thanks, I'll try him there on.

I don't understand.

I've been done Brown by Brown, my dear.

He's a crook, a thief, a confidence man, no confidence man.

He never went to Plinston Summerfield National Bank speaking.

Oh, mister she Han, this is mister Gillier's leave.

Is Judge Hooker there, Judge Hooker, he just left.

Oh too bad, mister she Han.

I want to stop a check that I wrote made out in favor of a Robert Brown.

I'm sure, mister gil but Brown was just in here and cashed that check.

No, are you sure?

Yes, Judge Hooker brought him over and introduced him.

He cashed number of checks.

Is there any message in case mister Brown comes back?

Thanks, just the same, mister Shean.

But that bird will never come near your cage again, Bertie, you let me know just as soon as it's mister Connolly the expert shows up.

There may be a remote possibility that there actually is in manganese in those hills.

Yes, and mister Shaw, if I don't take it so hard, Bertie.

After all, you didn't lose any money, Yes, I did do.

All my building and loans is gone.

And that missus Brown answers your honestly, what Bertie?

How could you be so gullible?

Oh?

I guess it just runs in the family, mister gil I takes after you.

I'd like to lay my hands on that crook, now me.

I just like to cook for you'd like to cook for him, Bertie?

Yes, I dis like to cook for him one day, that's all.

Judge Hooker bellowing like a hook.

I'm in here, Joe, you certainly have fine friends to Tita.

Poor innocent girls?

What poor innocent girl?

What's her name?

Oh you?

I'm terribly sorry about the whole thing.

Rosita.

Well you'll be a lot sorry when I file a lawsuit against you, Judge Hooker, I I just sue him in your court?

Can I make it the.

Points in his court?

But mister Callahan and Rosita, you know I tried to stop you life.

I'm getting mister gilsle.

Folks, that's probably the mining expert I hired.

We might as well hear that's sad news.

Yeah, Dad, mister Collins's been waiting for mister.

Seve well Conley.

Is there any manganese in Hickory.

Hills now, mister Gilder's leave.

It's a well known natallurgical fact.

The presence of manganese and commercial quantities in this region is a geological impossibility.

Does that mean I get my five hundred dollars back?

Nobody?

It means that we're all stun very.

Well, mister he's here for my lawyers.

Hillessly, never speak to me again.

I wait, Oh, I'm sorry if I've upset you folks.

By the way, I stumbled across a curious thing up there.

It might interest you.

You know where the Camp Hickory rifle range used to be during the last war, mister Gilders.

Lee, Oh, yes, it's on my property.

What about it?

Well, the hills in back are just chuck full of bullets.

Must be two or three thousand tons of pure lead just waiting to be dug up.

What does that mean we're going to make a prophet after all?

Sure, judge, come on, all we gotta do is get the lead out.

Oh uncle lord, it's wonderful.

Not only is this a profitable business venture, but you're reclaiming vital metal for our war production effort.

Yes, my Jarie, And here's some ore good news.

In order to dig those bullets out, you've got to level off those hills, which means they'll make dandy building lots after we finished it a more profite.

You're a regular financial.

Gizzard Leroy, my boy, that's the wrong word.

You're a regular financial blue.

Just let it go, Let it go, good night, folks.

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