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I say you, Judy.
Speaker 2Hello, Hello, Judy, this is Zugi.
I have something very important to ask you.
Speaker 3But go right ahead, OOKI.
Speaker 4I was wondering, that is, I was desirous of knowing if you'd.
Speaker 5If you'd, if you'd go steady with me?
Why oogie, I just love to my goodness you would.
Speaker 6Of course I.
Speaker 7Can go study with you the whole first week in February.
Speaker 8That's Judy, folks, Judy Foster, the lovable teenage girl who is close to all our hearts.
Well, it's evening at the Foster's house and Judy and her friend meets her discussing life Rammdolph.
Judy's twelve year old brother is Kibbezi to night of the third night in the consecutive Hunk, I don't have a date.
Speaker 3Business is bad with me too, Judy.
Speaker 2I wonder what's become of men.
Speaker 6This must become of them.
I care about us.
What's going to become of me?
What's going to become a minor evening island?
If I never wear it?
Speaker 9Oh, it'll just probably stay in the cupboard till one day it falls off the hook.
Speaker 6Dead quiet Randall, you know, Mitzi, this is the longest law without dates I've ever known since well for a couple of weeks.
Speaker 3I don't know what, Judy, Let's have a party.
Speaker 6Oh that's a bring at idea.
Speaker 9Well, a party might put us right back at our feet socially, honeyhow I'll give you another crack at the boy.
You know the tidy with most parties the other girls you said at Mitzi, seems like every time I give a party, some other girl gets well practically engaged.
Speaker 7You could only have a party without other girls, just as boys, Mitsy.
Speaker 6Why couldn't I couldn't we Why half a party without other girls?
Speaker 2Huh?
Speaker 6Don't you see?
We could just bike boys, millions of them.
We'd have all the men to ourselves because the only girls would be there would be us, Julia, are you sure you want Mitchie to come?
Speaker 10Of course?
Speaker 6Why don't we have it tomorrow night?
What do you say?
Speaker 5Don't with's the deal?
Duty?
Speaker 6And now we better start inviting boys right now with a scrumtis idea?
Yeah, except do you think the boys will want to come to the.
Speaker 3Party when it's why not we're the only girls there?
Speaker 6Well, that's simple.
Speaker 9We we'll tell them, but we'll'll be kind of a letdown when they find it out at the party.
Speaker 6Were hand off.
We'll cross that bridge and you come to it.
Come on, Mitsy, let's go over to your house now and call a boy.
Say can't we do it here at your house, Judy, because my family gets nervous when I use the phone twenty five or thirty times in a row.
Speaker 3That is mine.
Speaker 9Oh, but Judy doesn't have to live with your family, Mitsy.
Speaker 6Come on, Mitzi, if you let us call the boys from your house, I'll have a party at my house.
Well all right, that sounds fair enough.
Speaker 9Well, hi, mother, where out in the porch with Judy and missing?
Speaker 5Aren't girls weird?
Speaker 2Uh?
Speaker 8Huh?
Speaker 2Yat to the yachty?
Speaker 6Yat to do there?
Speaker 2Back and forth?
Speaker 5Mother, you're not even listening to me.
Speaker 2I'm very busy right now, Rondal.
Speaker 1What you doing.
Speaker 2I'm counting the people out invited to my party tomorrow.
Speaker 5Night, Your party tomorrow night.
Speaker 2Certainly who else would be having a party tomorrow night?
Speaker 9Well, you never can tell.
I thought it would be a good chance to have a very elegant hen party while your father's out of town.
Yeah, but uh, under the circumstances, I think you better pretrem do please go over to Curly's house with some place.
Speaker 2I am trying to chat.
Speaker 9Do you know chatting might be very profitable at this moment?
Mother, on accounel, I can hand you some chap.
It'll make your hair stand on end.
Speaker 2Now, land off, that's enough for a boy of your age.
Speaker 9You talk too much Tomorrow night this time when you please remind me of that, Mama.
Now let me see Missus Smith make fim eleven, Missus Goodman.
Speaker 2Twelve, and there ain't I haven't you gone yet?
Speaker 1That's settled.
Speaker 2I will now stand and let nature take its course.
Well, yes, that does it, Randall, What are you gonna do tomorrow night?
Speaker 5Mean?
Speaker 9I'm just going to sit back and enjoy a double feature.
Speaker 2Judy, here, come here a minute.
I want you to help me with something for the party tonight.
The party told them.
Speaker 6You know about it?
Speaker 2What do you mean I know about it?
Speaker 9I'm up to my ears and work for it, don't I?
Speaker 6Oh, but I hate to see you working so hard.
Speaker 8Mother.
Speaker 6I was gonna do a step.
Lad we need to hear.
Speaker 2I want to get down the silver, the stirling and silver ge.
Speaker 6Mother, you shouldn't go to all that trouble.
See every day silver, it'd be perfectly good.
Speaker 9And oh no, they'd all the woman talk about me if I just had every day silver on the table.
Speaker 6Oh, I don't think they would.
I don't think they'd even notice it.
Speaker 9The idea they've noticed it to douce a dead fly on the inside of a chandelier two inches from the ceiling.
Speaker 6Oh, you won't need to worry about them hanging from chandeliers or anything.
They'll probably behaved pretty well most of the time.
Speaker 2Wow, hope.
So now let's see, I haven't decided yet on the menu.
Speaker 6Well, I was thinking about hot dogs and baked beans and maybe a bunch of Deale pickles.
Speaker 2I never heard of anything so ridiculous.
No, my life, hot dogs, Judy.
Speaker 9Why if I've stayed enough points, I'm gonna have ham maybe a turkey.
Speaker 2Oh, how too early luxury are now?
I suppose cocktails are out?
Speaker 11Cocktails?
Speaker 1Oh?
Speaker 2Mother, that's silly.
Speaker 6Root beer is good enough.
Speaker 9If you don't stop making idiotic suggecting rude beer.
Speaker 5Why.
Speaker 9I want this to be one of the nicest parties ever held in this house.
Speaker 6That's the way I feel about it.
But I didn't know you felt him.
Speaker 2I'll have fruit punch FLUCIVI it with the obtive home.
Speaker 6Mother, you're just about the most understanding person I ever heard of in.
Speaker 9My whole if I wouldn't understand how to have a nice potty after all.
Speaker 2These years, you know, Judid, This body's gonna cost a lot of money.
Speaker 6Oh, mother, you're awfully generous, and since you're so terribly sweet, I'm gonna put up fifty cents of my own money.
Speaker 5Oh, you don't need to spend.
Speaker 2Money on this party?
Why not?
Speaker 1Mother?
Speaker 2I'm glad to sometimes I underestimate you.
Speaker 9When you come right down to it, you're about the sweetest, most unselfish girl I know.
Speaker 2Mister Lesler, this is missus Foster.
Would it be possible to orders of ice cream for a party this evening?
Speaker 1Oh?
Speaker 2Oh, I see half ice.
Speaker 9Cream at half here, but huh, well, I'll be very glad to get it, mister Leslie.
Speaker 2Is this the Gordon Record Shop?
Well, this is Judie Foster, and I'd.
Speaker 6Like to buy a few records for a party.
I'm having a night something very hot in boogie woogie, you know what I mean?
Speaker 5Have you got let's play hockey?
Cookie?
Speaker 2Well?
Speaker 6I'll take that.
And if you got hello goon, let's spoon, LL send those.
And oh wait, i'd like a good conga number.
Oh yes, cast me on the box for a cocin.
Speaker 7That's wonderful?
Speaker 2Is this is am?
Speaker 3Well, this is Foster.
Speaker 9If I'm having a party tonight and I'm thinking about entertainment, I wondered if you could come and play.
Speaker 2Your lovely heart.
Speaker 12For the ladies.
Speaker 2You can't, Oh, mister May, that would be wonderful.
Speaker 11Vermotion or.
Speaker 10Okay, okay, okay, act.
Speaker 1An hour?
Speaker 13Back to a date with duty, cold praise everybody world.
Speaker 9Duty's upstairs joking your loveliness in the bathtub.
Mother's just finished junking her.
Speaker 2Nay, I'm just hanging around.
Speaker 9This is gonna be quite a night.
Speaker 2But I can gog upstairs her duty along.
Speaker 3I guess somebody's coming.
Speaker 1All right, I'll go.
How do you do?
Speaker 8Young man?
Speaker 1Now?
I just pull the door open.
I'll bring my heart there.
Speaker 9Before you go to all that trouble made you will be a good idea to find out if.
Speaker 1You've got the right address.
This is the posture residence, isn't it.
Speaker 6It is where anything can happen.
Speaker 8Young man, is this the largest door you have in this house.
It's gonna be very difficult to get my heart to it.
Speaker 2Well, well maybe you could sort of fly in through a window.
Speaker 1No, livety, young man, nolivity.
Now kindly send to your mother.
Speaker 10Mother.
Speaker 1Mother, I didn't say shout.
Speaker 2Shouting is the only thing that gets results from the tund off if you call me.
Speaker 3See, oh, this is the room.
Speaker 2When you're here already with your heart come right here.
Speaker 6He can come in.
Speaker 2But the question is can is heart?
Speaker 1This is the smallest door I've ever been.
Speaker 2I don't think your heart time get No, don't not be careful, man.
I suppose you and mister Maywim go around to the back door and see you you can get the hot through that way.
Speaker 5Don't worry.
Speaker 9I'll open wide then purrigates.
Speaker 2Come on, mister any one.
Speaker 8Oh, I'm getting all worn out of lugging this hop route.
I wish I had it stuck to my pick alow.
Speaker 2And good is somebody's here already and I haven't the count maid.
Speaker 1Hello, you perfume rad to see your old husband them.
Speaker 2Dear, let me expect you home from the first of the week.
Speaker 8We got for you.
Speaker 1Dear, this is missus Miller, how do you do, Missus Foster, how do you do?
I stopped off at the Miller's in clevement of talking little business, and I thought missus Miller and a spending a few days with us as a house case.
Speaker 2Well, how lovely?
Isn't that grand?
Speaker 1You would be tiggle to death.
Speaker 8I've talked to Doris so much about you, missus Miller, you and your charming husband.
Speaker 1Hell and I.
Speaker 9Goodness, And to think I'm having a party this season, party party, just paying off some of my obligations, you know, miss Miller.
Speaker 1I see, well that's that's fine.
Man.
Speaker 8Well all right, I suppose missus Miller want to go upstairs and change after the RIDEA oh yes, of.
Speaker 2Course, I'll show you up to the guest room.
Speaker 5I have mills.
Speaker 2Mister Mayworm can't get us hot to the back door?
Speaker 1Oh father, oh don oh, missus Miller.
I want to beat my boy Randolph.
How do you do?
Speaker 9How do you do?
Speaker 2I wonder if mister may won't you try the.
Speaker 1Side do it?
I told Randolph so much about you, Missus Miller.
Ellen Randall, huh, oh, yeah, I should say so.
Speaker 2He's been drooling all over the place.
About Mill.
Speaker 9He's hardly talked about everything else for a month, Randolph.
Speaker 2Before you show missus Milra to the guest Drom, I'd like to speak to your father a minute.
Oh sure, all right this way, missus Miller.
Speaker 9Thank you, follow me, Missus Mirray goodness takes Norton.
Speaker 1Who is she, Dora?
She is the stiffest, most straight flaced, tight mouthed woman in the world.
Speaker 2That's obvious, but I still ask who is she?
Speaker 1She's W.
L.
Miller's wh Who?
W L.
Miller?
Just one of the biggest smoke tongue distributors in this country?
And that thought?
Oh story.
Speaker 8If I can get his account I won't have to give my mister thought for a year.
We hope this is going to be a nice, polite party, Dore.
I hope you have a nicely usual friends.
Speaker 9What do you mean.
Speaker 2I don't get excited.
Speaker 6It's just that I want.
Speaker 8Everything to go smoothly.
You have no idea how much influence missus Miller has on us.
And she's got to go home and tells w Well, she wants them to give me the account.
Speaker 9Well, I'll do everything I can here in the guest room, taking off her dead Thanks Branda.
Speaker 1Say dark here, I hope you're not playing cords tonight.
Speaker 8Oh nothing except when some of.
Speaker 1Your friends sit down and play bridge.
It's no longer a polite social.
Speaker 9They play for blood well Nils, and I don't send my friends to Child's Crew before I invite them to a party.
Speaker 2Besides, it's going to be a very bigger side of theirs.
There's no reason why it's gonn't be just the thing to please her.
Speaker 9I can take of a few reasons, but that nal sort of A quick glance at my watch makes me realize it's too late to bring up a fan.
If you mean about mister Mayworth's hop have him try the side door.
Speaker 8Then I look, Dora, there's no sense in my hanging around now.
I'm gonna leave Missus Miller entirely to you.
Speaker 2Well, what are you gonna do?
Speaker 5Dan?
Speaker 1I don't think i'll go both of you game.
You certainly don't want any men around the house tonight.
I should say no, I should say now, well, I'll run along.
Speaker 8Man, have a good time tonight, and please Dora, whatever you do, see if Missus Miller has a good time, oh, don't worry about her.
Speaker 2Missus Miller certainly came as a surpise.
I'm certainly glad they're going to have a nice party for her.
Speaker 1You suppose everything is all set n though like a hells.
Speaker 2I guess somebody you're old it along, missus Foster, Yeah, I guess, JUDI it will be down just a minute now.
I hope you'll go out someplace and don't come back till the party's over.
Speaker 5Till the party's over again, Missus Foster.
Speaker 2Indeed, kild hind am I the first one.
Speaker 5Yere boy, you look snazzy, Thank you loogie?
Speaker 2Oh everything that's some nice, doesn't children?
And mister may one can't get a talk to the side, garys and oh.
Speaker 9For the love well said?
Please, will everybody stop beating with him?
Let me paint Randolph tell mister may want to take his hop up on the porch.
Since he can't get the hop inside the house, the ladies have to go outside to hear him.
Speaker 11The ladies.
Speaker 2Mother, certainly, who do you think I was having at this party?
Speaker 5Man?
Speaker 2You know what I am?
Speaker 9What are you talking about?
There are fifteen women coming this evening, and no there's not.
Speaker 3There's fifteen boys coming after Mitzi Goudie's.
Speaker 2Like me to stay.
Speaker 3See Ugi's here already, and he's a boy.
Speaker 2I can okie definitely, Judy, do you mean to say you're having a party to night?
Speaker 5Of course?
Speaker 11What have we been doing all this.
Speaker 5Work for him?
Speaker 2But my pas?
Speaker 6Oh mother, you mean a lot of women are coming on, Judy Foster.
Speaker 1Why do you do these things to me?
Speaker 5I don't worry, mother.
Speaker 2I could have invited my voice castro, but I didn't.
Speaker 5This is.
Speaker 1Mister Boston, great nots, great notes.
I've just succeeded in getting my heart through the cellar door.
Speaker 3I'm going out of my mind.
Speaker 5Well blow me down this island.
Speaker 1No, I'll go.
Speaker 2You better let me do it.
I'm neutral, I can't ride here.
Speaker 9And one and all the facilities are just about to begain.
Speaker 12You've first met all the boys this is I have Herod, the Poogie and Ren and I believe this is stinky over here.
Speaker 5Oh you flatted Jojo, Juran and Panny Way.
Speaker 2How to you?
Speaker 6I'm terribly sorry this happened.
Speaker 4Oh I don't quite understand, Judy, all of us boys and all those well fairly elderly ladies, it's all.
Speaker 5A most terrible mess.
Speaker 6How was I don't know mother was having a party tonight.
Speaker 4Well I understand, Judy, I understand about your mother's party.
But what I'm talking about is your party.
Speaker 1Where's the girls?
Speaker 3Well there's Mettia and me, two girls for fifteen.
Speaker 5Man thought it was just an idea Mitsy.
Speaker 2And I had.
Speaker 6We thought it would work out all right, and what have?
Speaker 9Mother hadn't had a party too, Judy, I'm simplest.
Granted, missus Biller's just sitting there glaring, she's shocked at it.
Speaker 2But it wasn't her.
Speaker 5My goodness, nobody's done anything.
Speaker 2Why I wasn't gonna what she thinks.
I tried to explain that we were having two parties, but I don't think she believed the word of it was your Look the way.
Speaker 9She's sitting there isn't very relaxed and shed what to do if your father loses that contract on account of barn Do you.
Speaker 6Think it had help any if I got my voice to mix with you our girl.
Speaker 1And Sunny would not.
Speaker 9Oh, Judy, I know what I'm gonna do.
I'm gonna get everybody down in the cellar.
And we listened to mister Bayworm and play.
Speaker 2His heart in the south.
Speaker 6Well, he couldn't get his half in the place else, so we just have to get down there.
Speaker 2Thank you, Thank you, mister Dawn, thank you.
And now everybody, let's go upstairs and now and.
Speaker 8Now we're my fifth rendition.
I've chosen the medley of the lesson on works of Yakoma maya Bear.
Speaker 9Oh hello, all, ride your head brother, here we go again.
Speaker 2Be quiet, Randolph, you're not supposed to be here at this Paul anyway, who is he?
Speaker 4Boys?
Speaker 6I'm terribly sorry about this.
Speaker 3It's the house jam fessionality.
Speaker 6We too a lit and I'm terribly sorry.
It's all part of the terrible mistake.
Speaker 2They are the best looking girls at this party I ever saw.
Speaker 3There by the mistake.
Too quiet glaring at us, I'm glaring at him too.
Speaker 2My special favorite number is Missus Miller.
Speaker 1Look, she's just sleep on our double chins.
Speaker 5Be quietly.
She's a guest of.
Speaker 6Honor, no wonder, she's the hugest one on the burn.
I'm terribly sorry.
I guess your fellows aren't having a very good.
Speaker 1Time, and I'm loving every minute of it.
Oh this is too much, it's too much.
I just can't go on.
I just can't playing in the cellar like this.
Speaker 8I'm not used to it, and all this whisperings and now my springs, bro.
Speaker 2Now we won't be able to hear the end of the peace.
Well, we just have to go upstairs, ladies, and everybody.
May one we'll have to play for her some other evening that is debated.
A mother, please come over here and minute.
Speaker 6I want to talk to you.
Speaker 2As a member of the family.
Speaker 6May i'd be in on this conference?
Speaker 1Quiet Randall, that's what is it.
Speaker 6Judy, on account of your women are kind of old for my men.
I was wondering, could you take your party in the dining room and let my party dance in the living more?
Speaker 9I don't care what we do anymore.
Father's deals beyond saving anyway, missus Miller's fast asleep.
Speaker 2Anyhow are you.
Speaker 5Gonna wake her up?
Speaker 1Mother?
You're just gonna leave her to enjoy it.
Speaker 2I'm gonna wake her up this father for her, and she's not gonna get out of it's so easily.
Speaker 6Well, come on, everybody, my gang.
I mean, we're going upstairs and play Conder records.
Speaker 2Oh that's a great idea.
And what are we ladies going to do?
Missus fist.
We're gonna play bridge.
Speaker 1Would you all please go upstairs.
Speaker 2To the dining room.
Oh, Randall, I'm going upstands for the other.
Could you textfully wake up?
Missus Miller?
Speaker 1Oh you bed?
Oh, missus Miller.
Speaker 2Missus Miller is trying to get up.
I mean, would you like to play some bridson?
Speaker 6Missus Miller?
Speaker 1No, No, what's that?
Speaker 14Oh love me lovely music?
Oh well, that's been over for five minutes, it has I was sitting here thinking so deeply.
I didn't realize.
Speaker 1What's that?
Speaker 2That crossed me on the box with the coconut?
You don't state them?
Speaker 5Yay?
Speaker 1Is it?
Speaker 11What's that?
Speaker 2They started to crawl upstairs?
That's the house bouncing.
Speaker 8Well, I guess I'll end to that tournament.
After all, you bowled a swell game, poser.
Yeah, let's get back and bowl another one.
Let me get off of the whole.
Speaker 1Oh no, I'm sorry, Bill, but I did it be getting home?
Welcome?
Speaker 8Okay, here's your forty five cents.
Speaker 1Why a man to go home to his wife when his wife was having a hemn party?
I'll never know?
Oh this hen party's different though?
How can it be different?
They cackle?
The same at all their party, not the one on the door during the night.
This is a nice, quiet, dignified one.
It has to be.
See, we're entertaining the wife of a very important client of mine.
And believe me, that old battle axe wouldn't stand for anything.
Noisy, Oh, sir, I hustled.
Be so quiet and peaceful.
I bet I'll never even recognize it.
Speaker 5Young people do make a lot of noise.
Speaker 9Don't say, oh, you know, Missus Foster that while I'm dummy, I think I'll go in the living room.
Speaker 1She got take you all, I bet hurry back.
Speaker 2The last dummy we had when in the living room and never came back.
Seems most of the ladies in the living room Missus Miller.
Missus Miller shot him to play.
Huh oh, I did fasty as far as the bidding's over.
Speaker 1You're playing the hands.
Speaker 2Oh yes, I have been listening to the music.
Speaker 1Weird, isn't it?
Hope it isn't bothering.
You're not at all?
Speaker 9Well?
Speaker 1Girls having fun?
Speaker 2Randop you doing in here again?
You're going back in the living okay, even though I think I'll go with you.
Speaker 5What just take my arm?
Speaker 9Missus Miller and mother may I suggest you give up Bridge entirely and play Solace and comes.
Speaker 3What are they doing back though?
Speaker 5And that's a conger?
Speaker 2Liz n is missus Newton's baseboot.
Speaker 6I can't wait to see you action.
Speaker 1What if the Sam Hill is going on in this ho?
Speaker 2Why did you come?
Speaker 1This is a get ju?
What are you doing?
Speaker 2Oh?
This is.
Speaker 1Awful thing happened?
Speaker 2I'm so sorry?
Speaker 1Where you water?
What are you playing a new ruin my business?
I thought you said this was gonna.
Speaker 2Be a signified Melton's parted out to be.
Speaker 1But well for nobody.
Please that music fine?
Speaker 2What are you stopping?
I was just beginning to enjoy my.
Speaker 1Tell enjoy us?
Why missus Miller, I thought you'd be curious?
Speaker 2Curious by mister Foster.
I congratulate you.
Speaker 14This is the first time in my life I've had a good time with a business acquaintance of my husband.
Speaker 2Well, most of them are straight laced and boring.
Speaker 1Why did you you knew how many harm solos?
Speaker 9And that's the sopranos I've listened to, and I've been of so many shoody Bridge parties.
Speaker 2I'm numb.
The pens are to find people who know how to enjoy themselves.
Speaker 1Well, well, thank you.
Speaker 3Why didn't you join our candiline Missus Miller.
Speaker 2Well, I don't know how to conga, but how bet I can steal bully hugs.
That's a wonderful idea.
Speaker 1I think these young people would losses.
I'll slay the piano.
Speaker 6Way, Alie.
Speaker 1I don't like to drag, but I.
Speaker 14Was the buddy Hu's champion abnors in Ohio in nineteen lessons.
Speaker 5Missus Miller kerr and show us.
Speaker 2How we all soll right, But I'll need a posture.
Come on, mister Foster, now.
Speaker 1Come on.
Speaker 2All you do is put your arms around me like this and lit her it putting around around and.
Speaker 1I'm good.
Speaker 11I'm alone.
Speaker 5When you're looking at me.
Speaker 1My huppy, I'm a little rough.
You're not waiting.
Speaker 11It's a little wonderful body.
Speaker 1Oh yeah, no, I never a minute here taking you for a.
Speaker 9That's what Tom wasn't everybody had the best time after it got started.
Speaker 1Well, missus Miller has gone to bed.
Speaker 2So I should think so.
Speaker 3She was exhausted, and you know it was the first party.
Speaker 6I didn't have to worry about the other women snagging all the men.
Speaker 1I can understand that, but how are we undertain this?
As Miller, Tomorrowner.
Speaker 3That's all arranged.
Speaker 6The gang's coming over.
Speaker 9I'm gonna teach you to do the bum what before anybody does anything that's a job to do in the cellar for a wrong run.
Speaker 5It's mister maywarn.
Speaker 2He gotta chop in the cellar, all right, but now he can't get it out.
Speaker 1I think what Judy is written by Elaine Lastly and stars Louise Erickson and Dick Davis.
Mister and Missus Foster was led by John Brown and Myron Mark.
Speaker 8Music was composed by Paul Son Tell and conducted by Constantine Magalinako.
The program was produced and directed by Helen Back.
This is the Armed Forces Radio Service.
Speaker 13I follow, I support a little, but the super Ball cont
