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Judy Canova Show - A Date With Mickey Rooney

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Speaker 1

For a breath.

Speaker 2

That's sweets, had a smile that dazzles.

It's coldgates toos powders.

Speaker 1

That's for a ride of fun.

Speaker 2

It's Americans black and whist for watchful cutter, bave uli.

Speaker 1

Get over, Thank you birth and I'm sure I'm glad to see y' all the night.

Speaker 3

Uh.

Speaker 1

I know that ought to be getting back to ranchoking over, but I just had to stay over in Hollywood to see you premire that twelve picture.

This is the army you should have seed.

The celebrated as it was rising, if I do say so, I was turned up too.

As I walked in the lobby, A fellow said, it looked like I just stepped out of a magazine.

Say what's popular mechanics?

Speaker 4

You know what?

Speaker 1

That great big fellow lad Creek guard got out of a car and walked in, and one soldier turned to his buddy and says, look, the civilians are traveling in convoys now.

Then Dorothy Lamore arrived and hush the wrong.

It was the quiet.

Everybody was waiting for a penda drop.

I finally got me a seat between Don Wilson and Edward Donald.

I didn't see much as a picture, but it sure got a good massage.

There was a sale of asked sting in back of me, and he says, what's going on here?

I said, this is the army.

A few minutes later I felt arm flip around my neck.

I said, what's going on here?

He said, this is a navy.

Ye we ain't must save ain't no.

I just society woman next to him, because she looked at me.

Throw a lawn eddie.

That's the dirty look on a stick.

I couldn't gare a saying anyhow, because the fellow in front of me had a baby on his lap and the kid would climb something offul Finally I tapped him on the shoulder.

I says, what's the matter.

Didn't you bring a bottle?

He said, yeah, but the kid wants milk.

After the picture, soldier took me home at this motorcycle.

When I got home, I said, welfa, that's the last time I'll ever arrived in a sidecar.

He says, Lady, this motorcycle ain't got no sidecar.

I said, chuck, no, wonder, I'm out of breath.

Speaker 2

Well, Judy, if you've got your breath back, how about a song?

Speaker 3

Huh?

Speaker 2

Why does you dig way down on that song book and bring up that old favorite just because.

Speaker 1

All right, mister Noyes, so you think here.

Speaker 5

So I'm something as got you think here so you ain't so hug your thank you.

Speaker 1

Got some saying that's no sidem past you wait, God, I don't something by jo.

You make me spend all my money.

Speaker 3

You have to call me.

Speaker 5

Miss Sadi Crawl.

But I'm telling you, honey, I'm even you becase.

Speaker 1

Because I mean this.

I meant hip hip this this fifty a la hi al hustic.

You guys you say I dam susy say God be blue, thank God suge you think God be boullie.

Just stay home and where sire you.

I ain't waiting no nobody, So I'm now bone.

Let me stop home.

I'm fight when you I can call me man Sunny Crawl.

I'm telling you, honey, I threw it in bec because I'm through with you.

Speaker 6

I laap you.

I'm lorda lips you you.

Speaker 1

Geradium.

Yess what happened?

I was down at the corner grocery Star and Mickey Rooney come by and drop me a note that says meet me at eight tonight.

And I got to go shopping for a store bought leaving down right?

Now mine mine, magg you losing when I know this is one of them movie stars.

A fall for you cause you was the most beautiful, most blacking and the sweetest good I ever did see tars geranium kid just saying nice because it's true.

Well, how do you show us?

Look at having a date tonight?

I show wish my boyfriend palm Roy was here.

Hap's you had a date?

Since palm Roy went in the army.

Oh, I had one little old date.

Bunch of us went for a ride and a car.

Me and my date had to sit in a rumbo.

See you mean to tell me as big as you are a cheer and the fellas at no rumbo.

See we showed this.

I wonder they're becoming him.

You know you know you're ain't in the trouble with you?

Is that you should order reduce?

Why Palm Moore said it was my figure or to be mis Amorica.

Yeah from part of Canada and Mexico too.

Wow, this ain't getting me.

No evening gown.

Uh my date was making ronies at eight o'clock and here it is four thirty.

Come on, Selveasta's waiting outside with the car.

I'll selve i, sir sl head boy, you're here, Miss Judie, oh for gold, Wait a minute now, why ain't deal with them?

You hitched to the station wagon.

Well I left drover and little stea boy.

Uh did you make a nice bad fire in her saw a?

Speaker 2

Sure?

Speaker 3

There is.

Speaker 7

Its food.

Speaker 1

I was in there, pictures.

Speaker 2

All.

Speaker 1

Come on, let's get started downtown.

Speaker 2

Oh chazel, different point.

Something's wrong with a mustard?

Speaker 1

Oh I want it run well?

Speaker 7

A spark plug fall it just stood.

Speaker 1

It turns on a strizzler.

That's a leaking of cylinder head gas.

And oh yes the stuner.

Yes, and on top of it, you're losing compassion.

Come on, let me like get in geranium, all right, miss chety corl a switch now st up on a stun hold only a tolerader.

Yeah, you better put up the top two hundred stun the raine.

Oh come on, geranium, I reckon.

We'll have to take the sweet sarn see you light yourself as the all right, but shorty un up, Miss Judy.

Here comes the street corner.

It's a curs fuss, that is.

Speaker 2

Hey, pardon me, ladies, Hey mord a minue.

Let me off.

Question what's the man?

I haven't got my glasses with me, and I thought this was a hamburger wagon.

Speaker 1

Said, why don't you set out on this juda dazzle space.

Oh I can't set in that little space or just a minting honey, all wedgeon, a man of mine, doctor car.

Four people just fell off the bike.

Whoa, look that's a store.

Let's get off.

Wats the idea of far bows?

Speaker 3

I just ran over Jimmy piddlers.

Speaker 6

Let me out in front a.

Speaker 1

Let me out in back too, minium, Yes, ma'am, I'll run in the fierce.

Speaker 5

Mind.

Speaker 1

It's yours.

A man of folks in here this afternoon.

Oh yah, there's mis smiles over there by the music counter.

Speaker 2

You do that's and all?

Oh hold there, Judy, you'll say this is a surprise.

Speaker 1

What are you doing in here?

Well, sir, I got to get the self of evening gowns day tonight with Mickey Rooney.

With Mickey Rooney, Yep, he dropped me a note in the grocery store, and he says, make me at eight tonight, Nicky Rooney?

What are you doing here, mister Niles.

Speaker 2

Well, I'm helping Eddie Dean sell his songs.

There he is over by the piano.

Speaker 1

Oh, Eddie, here's Judy.

Speaker 2

Oh hello miss Judy.

Hi Eddie say, I'm plugging a song from when you pictured Vitamin Studios.

All right, now, let's get a crap.

Okay, all right, right over this way, ladies and gentlemen, we have a star here from Vitamin Studios, mister Eddie Dean, who will think for you.

And just a few moments you better practice up, Eddie, Shine on, shine on hard this by old boy.

I can't pass this one up.

When Colgate toothpowder shines up your teeth, you'll forget all about the shine on the moon.

Yes, sir, Coldgate toothpowder does such a swell job removing dull film and surface stains from teeth that it reveals all their natural brilliance and lusters.

That's the shine Colgate toothpowder gives you.

All right, go ahead, Eddie thinks no more?

All right, how's it you leave me?

Speaker 1

Oh that's fine, Eddie.

Speaker 2

Coldgate toothpowder cleans your breath as it cleans your teeth.

And when you have a combination like that, a breath that's sweet and a smile that dazzles.

Well, boy, you really got some some oh.

Speaker 3

Sweet mystery of life.

Speaker 2

No, Eddie, there's no mystery about the way Coldgate toothpowder squeezing your breath.

Scientific tests have definitely proved that Coldgate toothpowder stops or unpleasing breath stopped it instantly in seven.

Speaker 1

Cases out of ten, Oh noles.

Speaker 3

Why don't you take a powder?

Speaker 1

Well, why doesn't everyone take a powder?

Speaker 2

Coldgate toothpowder.

Take it to brush your teeth night and morning and before every date.

And I'll promise you a breath that sweet and a smile that dazzle.

Don't forget Coldgate toothpowder.

Speaker 1

Well, now how about me?

Speaker 2

Oh yes, here's Eddie Dean.

He's gonna lasso a rainbow.

Speaker 3

For you, Gonna laugh rainbow for you, Gonna life fall rainbow or got my wings from uncle sound.

You don't know how proud I am.

Gonna life fall rainbow for you very well, Texas Bell, keep my heart for you know I'll be true.

Speaker 7

I'll ride back when the star is shining on a cloud with a kilder liner, Gonna life fall rainbow for you.

Speaker 3

Fall well, your bell, keep my heart for you know I'll be true.

Speaker 7

I'll ride by when the sun is shining on a cloud with a silver.

Speaker 3

Liner on a life fall.

Speaker 2

For you.

Speaker 1

Heydee, that was swell Eddie, that was just swell.

Speaker 2

Little thank you with Judy say, I'll be through here at five o'clock and I'd like to take you to dinner.

Speaker 1

Oh I'm sorry, Eddie, but you see I've got a date tonight.

Let's make you Rooney at eight o'clock.

Maybe some otther time, run shure.

Speaker 2

I was hoping that after dinner I could take your roller skates.

Yeah, you did that last night.

You took her roller skating and what happened?

You left her on her own all night, mister Niles.

Speaker 7

Now stop that.

Speaker 1

Eddie meant well, come with me and help me pick out a dress.

Speaker 3

Song Eddie, So long, Miss Judy.

Speaker 1

Let me see now the lady's department is on the forest floor.

Speaker 2

Hey, look look at this sign on the elevator.

Due to the shortage of health customers will please run the elevators themselves.

Speaker 1

Golly, I don't know how to run an elevator.

Speaker 6

I do.

Speaker 1

I used to work where they had a drumb waiter.

He told me how to run the elevator too.

Speaker 2

Come on, get in.

Speaker 4

Farest Farm.

Speaker 6

Please, yes, ma'am, all the house button, pitty wager?

Speaker 1

See that flag, Paul, Yes, ma'am.

Speaker 4

Well a flag is me?

Speaker 6

Fire?

Speaker 1

Damn, Honey, I'm testing all right?

Speaker 6

Ssh what happens?

I lie half mask?

Well me?

Hey?

Where's listen?

Speaker 2

Now?

Speaker 1

Are you in the elevator?

Speaker 3

Jennis?

Speaker 7

I'm worrying it.

Speaker 1

Oh, jerinim, come on, take me back down to the fourth floor.

Speaker 6

Going down.

Speaker 1

I can't understand that I'm over shooting, o madam, Judy gonna come down too fast?

Thing no gerinium.

I always wear my girdle under my chin.

Why do I got to get up to the forest floor all RaSE the floor walker out mester?

Why will I find the osculator?

Huh, madam?

Speaker 2

You mean the escalator.

An osculator is someone who grabs you and kisses you.

Speaker 1

Why will I find the osculator?

They're not stay in the basement, Honey.

Always finds a lot of stuff in the bogging basements.

Speaker 5

My mind.

Speaker 1

Look at all them pretty statues.

Yeah they are lovely, but I ain't interested in statues.

Speaker 6

I ain't mister.

Speaker 1

Wait a minute, what are you doing?

Speaker 7

Uh?

Speaker 2

The gonna have it of picking up things and ring them over to see what they're made.

Speaker 1

Well, put me down.

Speaker 2

Hey look, Judy, there's the dress department over there.

Speaker 1

Oh yeah, gee, they still have beautiful a state they are chiving them.

Said, yes, sir, I'd like to get myself an evening gown.

Speaker 2

And a fur piece kudasa Jesse shieldeau Fox.

Speaker 1

Well, I would be pretty by it's got to be genuine.

Speaker 2

Wimmsee Andre one genuine shooter Foxer.

There you are one genuine Chiven fox stuff.

Speaker 1

Boy, that's your service?

Speaker 7

Are all right?

Speaker 6

I'll take it?

Speaker 4

And easies in evening gown that he's divine because I called the complete?

Speaker 1

Are they real?

According complete?

Speaker 4

Oh?

Speaker 1

Run your fingers over them.

Speaker 6

I'm jenny.

Speaker 1

See I'll take it.

Tell every every time I said, I'm I can play it all or nothing at all?

Speaker 2

And now may I suggest an evening wrapped?

He just let me sleep.

These muddle on your shot dels.

This is called down block out.

Speaker 1

Keep blackout, cape cajee?

Why makes you so heavy in.

Speaker 2

The bag them send It has a dgting eerie dwarding and a bucket of shind Hey, Judy, don't forget your dates would make you lotly at eight o'clock.

Speaker 1

You better hurry all right, mister and Iles.

Let's Judy wait for me while I'm here.

Speaker 2

I'd like to get a pass last you wear Science fifty two, don't you?

Speaker 4

Yes?

Speaker 1

Or how'd you know?

Speaker 2

I used to make stiles to seabiscuits?

Speaker 5

You'ladium?

Speaker 1

I'm a fight.

We ain't got time.

Come on, we gotta take the creek car home.

Speaker 4

Some on.

Speaker 2

Yeah, well at eight o'clock, Judy, if you really had a date with Maki Roning, he ought to be here.

Speaker 1

Now listen, now, don't you go teasing this Judy.

He done told you that he done got the louse thro and the grocer.

So, oh gee, I bet that's making now hello and la shan areta.

I hate my pay, so set to pieces for talking in your face?

Oh it's you paidro say, how's lover boy?

I'm a pig.

Speaker 2

Oh the beach.

Speaker 1

She is very chic for the friend of mine.

Speaker 2

He's making him some pills.

Speaker 1

He belongs to the International gemmis Union.

Oh I see you, he good boy, I see you.

Hey Tho.

You know I'm merely beginning to worry about love boys.

I don't wanna lose that pig.

If he's getting once, maybe I better come out there tomorrow morning.

Speaker 3

Or I off your call, Senorita.

Speaker 1

I I'm started of cooking my yourn knees.

Speaker 2

I always be sure happy to see your lovely fish that I always gets your hands, I always gets your feet.

Speaker 1

All paidro You mean your heart is full of love?

Speaker 7

Ah?

Speaker 1

Shame?

Does he think it's one of the issues tasted banana?

Well, Judy, where's McKey rooney?

Speaker 2

It's eight thirty.

Speaker 1

Maybe he can't find the house.

I guess I better go out and stand on the curve and watch fun.

Speaker 2

Well, you shouldn't be standing out on the street alone at night, you know, Hollywood.

I'll go with you.

Speaker 1

What a choice?

Nice.

Speaker 2

I don't see a sign of a car on the street anyway, Judy, are you sure mcke rooney made a date with you for the night.

Speaker 1

Yeah, he made the date in the corniversery store.

I was standing by the tomatoes and he picked me out.

Yeah, he dropped.

He dropped a note at my feet as as he passed by.

Here's a note right here.

It says meet me at eight tonight.

Speaker 3

Make you reony?

Speaker 1

Yeah, let me see that note.

Speaker 2

Well, Judy, your own trouble is coughing up again.

Speaker 1

You can't read O can't read by that note that they meet me at eight tonight.

Make your own judy.

This is a grocery list.

Speaker 2

It says meat and potatoes tonight and macaloney and a judy.

Before you sing you are my sunshine.

I would like to sing the places of Colgate toothpowders.

Speaker 1

Friends.

Speaker 2

You know this is true that no matter how attractive a person may look, they're not attractive to be with unless their breath is sweet.

Speaker 3

Right.

Speaker 2

That's why it's so important for all of us to be sure that our breath is always sweet and wholesome.

And friends, it's a scientific fact that in seven cases out of ten, Coulgate toothpowder stops oral unpleasing breath instantly.

Yes, Colgate toothpowder cleans your teeth.

That lively active foams penetrates right into the tiny hidden crevices between your teeth.

Speaker 1

It goes to work right where much oral.

Speaker 2

Unpleasing breath starts.

And you'll be delighted too to see how Colgate toothpowder quickly reveals all the natural brilliance and sparkle of your teeth.

So for a breath that sweets and a smile that dazzles, use Colgate toothpowders.

May I repeat the name Coldgate Toothpowder.

Well, Judy, I'm sorry you didn't get your date with Mickey Rooney, but right now you have a date with all those boys in the service who have requested you to sing that old favorite.

Speaker 1

You are my sunshine.

Speaker 7

Had a night.

Speaker 1

As a lightly tam I dreamed the whole when mom.

When I awoke, I had mistake it and I have my sad Cris.

You are my Sundine, my only son goes.

You make me happy when Sila pray.

Speaker 3

You never know.

Speaker 1

Almost I know he don't say my son's turn away.

Speaker 6

I always love you and make you happy if you an only say the same.

Speaker 1

But if you leave me loving lothers, you regret it all some day.

Speaker 4

You are my sunshine.

Speaker 1

Come my only son.

You make me happy.

You never know.

Speaker 5

All these don't save my son's.

Speaker 1

Thank you, folks, And now I want to talk to all the women folks listening in.

Pretty soon our boys are gonna invade Europe, and for months they've been getting all them explosives and ammunition together.

You all know that waist kitchen fat helps make them bullets.

So let's all get together.

Huh, save all our waist fat and make it boom time for our boys.

Please don't throw a wave and the teaspoons full of that waist fat, cause just that little bit might make a bullet that some poor fellow in a foxhole might need to get back home safe.

And ladies, it's the grief that you say that'll put the skids under them.

Access fellers.

All you have to do is pour that fat and a clean metal container, and when you got a pound the more, take it to your butcher or a meat dealer, and please don't let it sit around the house.

Take care of the first thing in the morning.

You'll help beat our victory.

Thanks Shell.

You know, I could stand here and join with y'all all night, but I'm kind of worried about my pig glover boy, so I'll see y'all next Tuesday night.

At this same time, there's a Judie can Over saying thanks a lot and good night.

Good night, Shi, goodies.

Speaker 2

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Speaker 1

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Speaker 2

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