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What's that at the bed spooky?
Speaker 2Hey Joky, I'm rereally sure it's dead.
Speaker 1He's coming this way.
Wait a minute, I said, nandas police.
Hey boo, it's me Ros and welcome to Ghosted by Roz Hernandez, the podcast where I talk to people that I like about the paranormal.
Zach Noey Towers is back on the pod.
The two of us always a gay old time.
Isn't that we had a great time.
I think you're going to enjoy this one.
I have a story first, though.
This one comes from Shallby Shall be Rights.
I bought my first house in twenty twenty two, an old farmhouse built in the eighteen eighties and located across from a cemetery.
I love this place and I've always felt safe and comfortable here, but pretty early in there were some signs that we weren't alone in the house.
I have two experiences I wanted to share about this house.
The first is the ghost cats.
When I first took custody of the house, I could smell cat pee and a couple of the main rooms, and I just assumed it was where the litter boxes had been.
I deodorized every room to make sure any lingering urine was taken care of and I forgot about it, But the ghost cats didn't forget about me.
For almost two years, I kept smelling cat pee and ran rooms and could not find a source.
I was going crazy until one of the neighbors told me about old Lady Holly, who lived here before the owner I bought the house from.
She was an animal lover and had dozens of cats over the years.
It's unclear if she died in the house, but sign's point to yes.
Since hearing the story, I've taken to saying hi, Miss Molly when I enter rooms with an unexpected odor, speaking cheerfully to her.
The cat pee has mostly disappeared, but I like to think she's still sticking around and keeping an eye on her house.
The second point I wanted to share is connected to Miss Holly and her spying.
I am very sure I have many spirits in my house.
I've seen figures walking between rooms while looking directly at them.
I've heard footsteps and creaking doors, and even heard some disembodied voices.
For the most part, I get the impression that they're all mischievous and perhaps teasing me.
But sometimes it's a lot They never mess with my dog though.
The interesting thing is she sometimes seems to be watching someone or interacting with someone who isn't there, with no signs of stress.
They love my dog as they should because she's fabulous, and it puts my mind at rest.
My favorite part is when it sometimes gets overwhelming and there's too much activity.
I ask them to scale it back, because if they scare me off, my dog leaves with me and never fails to stop long enough for me to pull myself together.
Honestly, they're not the worst roommates I've ever had.
Thanks for reading, Shelby.
Here's my theory.
You know, like when muppets would like make a person and they like go in a trench coat, I think it's the cats.
I think it's the old cat ghosts that are like putting on a trench coat and acting like they're human ghosts.
And that's what you see walking through your hallway.
That's my theory.
What do I know?
Love it?
Thanks for sending that.
Okay, here we go.
It's time from my conversation with zach Noy Towers and with the show.
Welcome to Ghosted by ros Hernandez, the podcast where I talk to people that I like about the paranormal.
Today we're making an exception.
I am joined by zach Knowe Towers.
That's me.
How are you?
Speaker 2And is it because you don't like me?
You love me?
Maybe?
Yeah?
Speaker 1I love you.
Speaker 2I'm great, I'm better now.
I've been looking forward to this.
Speaker 1Yeah, your life's so sad.
Speaker 2Okay, I see how this.
You've set a tone now.
You came in here.
Yeah, but we were, we were going fresh once we hit record, and you you decided to violence.
Speaker 1Yeah it is well.
Listen, I invited you here today to not fight.
Invited you here because I have been traveling all over the place by myself and I'm very lonely and I just need some warm body.
Oh okay to talk to.
Speaker 2Well, I'm lukewarm at best.
You might need to put me in the microwave for a couple of minutes.
Nuke yellow back.
I'm freezing cold in the middle.
You bite into it.
It's like, okay, here's a horror story.
Speaker 1One time when I was a child, my sister who was stop my sister who was probably like too young to be supervising a child.
Speaker 2Sure, I was like, I'm hungry.
Speaker 1Oh no, So she made me a frozen corn dog and the entire dog was dog was frozen.
Speaker 2That is a nightmare.
So was the corn meal hot or warm?
Like when you bit was it at copsicle?
And when do you think about what a hot dog is?
It's actually what what isn't a hot dog?
Speaker 1In all of it?
Speaker 2It's all of it, It's everything, it's everything everywhere, all at once.
Speaker 1Oh my god, this's you.
I'm every woman but a corn dog, every corn dog.
But it's like I'm every giblet.
Speaker 2Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yea yeah yeah, every giblet.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Anyway, I wanted to talk about news, okay, because there's a lot going on in this country and then this war.
Speaker 2Is this with a paranormal slant or just like news?
Speaker 1I only covered the most vital important news stories.
Speaker 2Corn dog adjacent news.
Speaker 1Well, I wouldn't be surprised.
This is the podcast where you hear about someone saw Jesus in a corn dog.
Speaker 2Great, great, great, and then they shoved it up their butt.
Speaker 1Oh my god.
Speaker 2And that person was me And we have which one is my camera?
That one we didn't put any Oh, there's an.
Speaker 1Alman those today.
We thought this should just be an audio.
Speaker 2I love that because my voice is very pleasing to the ear.
Speaker 1Yeah, okay, I have four news stories for you.
Okay, this episode's not gonna come out for like a while, so we are.
We're recording this in June, just so everyone knows.
Remember June.
Oh it was before all that, oh all that the horror stuff happened, whatever it is, because I know a billion things happen all the time.
Speaker 2What if he passes away though, maybe let's okay, let's live in that future timeline.
Oh my god, wasn't that the best Pride month ever?
That was a good We put him underground.
Speaker 1You don't know who we're talking about, Michael Henry.
Speaker 2Okay, okay.
Four news stories that are incredibly timeless important.
Speaker 1Here's one.
Okay, you're on tour?
Speaker 2When are as comedians?
When are we not?
Speaker 1Yeah?
Well I'm like doing a tour.
Oh yeah, okay, so yes, and that way.
Speaker 2I've never been on tour, I know me, neither was are my first time I were doing that?
But like, no one's no one's clamoring to keep me on the road.
Speaker 1I am because I want you away for me.
Well, here's someone that is on tour, Annabelle.
Speaker 2Oh she's missing.
Speaker 1Yes, Okay, so at the time of this recording, it's before she murdered Beep, So you probably remember this news story Annabelle.
People believe that she was missing or do.
Speaker 2They not believe that anymore?
What if she was just going to find herself in like India and do like a yoga retreat.
Speaker 1Well, I have felt for years that she needs to have like her own a rebrand.
Yeah, like, oh, that's what I used to be, like a Megan two point zero.
Well, if you think about like nowadays, so many of these women will like commit a bunch of crime and then they get like the docuseries rebuilding Annabelle, and then it's like she's on Dancing with the Stars.
Yes, like that's kind of like a path.
Sure, so I would like that for her.
But as of right now, she is on tour and people can go see her.
People have been going crazy because they believe that when she was taken to New Orleans, a bunch of bad things happened, and they believe it was because annabel was there.
Speaker 2Isn't New Orleans.
I got a classically haunted space though of course, wait, I would that's so interesting you brought that up.
I can't believe Annabelle is not a gay icon, like.
Speaker 1She just for me.
Speaker 2Well, yeah, but you're not.
You're not regular and what you're like weird?
Speaker 1Okay, you know that you wanted to say trance, that's what you meant by that.
But it's fine.
Uh.
So she's been traveling with a Catholic priest.
Oh, just to make sure.
Speaker 2That are they just friends for sure?
Speaker 1We don't know.
Speaker 2We don't know how many hotel rooms are their father, Stop who's getting on whose knees?
So?
Speaker 1Uh.
She was to go to New Orleans May thirteenth and May fourteenth, and that plantation burned down, which was between Baton Rouge and New Orleans, the not Away Plantation House, and people were like, it's because annabel Great.
That's why all these people on the internet started saying.
Speaker 2Do we not think that that animal would be completely racist?
Speaker 1She probably is of her time.
She is a demon, Okay at the end of the day.
Speaker 2Wait, so are you saying demons are racist or demons that like don't see color?
Speaker 1No, demons to do everything bad?
Speaker 2Interesting?
I would like to think demons are an equal opportunity destroyer.
Speaker 1Yeah, I think so.
Yeah, I think they don't like anyone.
Speaker 2Also, why don't we just burn all the plantations down?
And that is why they'd be therapeutic, I think for everyone.
Speaker 1Being in this world.
Your laptop good paranormal.
You don't know how many times it's like, oh, this ghost play and then you like look it up and.
Speaker 2It's like, oh, it's a mass grave.
Speaker 1It's all everything.
It's it's all a reminder of how horrible our history is.
It's just like when you go to an antique store and you're like, oh, this is fun, this is fun, and that should not be for sale totally.
Speaker 2Are we talking about like the racist dolls?
Speaker 1Oh, that's a start.
Some of the things I've seen and bought, don't lie.
Well, some of these some of these things I've.
Speaker 2Seen, we should go through those stores and like buy the things and then destroy them.
That'd be cool.
Speaker 1Or the just destroy them.
I don't want to give somebody why is somebody making many of them them?
Speaker 2So steal them and destroy.
Steal and destroy.
That's the new gate.
That's Pride this year.
The theme is steal and destroy.
That's hot, isn't it.
Speaker 1So.
Another thing that happened ten inmates escaped from a prison, like.
Speaker 2Working together like as a team building exercise.
I love that.
I love that.
Maybe that was the maybe that was the challenge all along, like to make friends and make a plan.
Speaker 1They did it, and they're lessen.
They're going to be spending a lot more time together because they were caught.
No, so people say it was all because Annabel was there.
Speaker 2Oh this is still that story.
That's okay, Sorry, this was all in the same.
Speaker 1You know, we do.
Speaker 2We know briefly how they got caught.
Were they trying to see Annabel?
They're like all handcuffed together in orange jumpsuits and like, we love her?
Speaker 1That's all.
Speaker 2They played Annabel Creation every night, and.
Speaker 1Cello, I have to say, I don't like the movies, love the character.
It's the same thing with the nun You.
Speaker 2Know, all of those movies, the Conjuring Universe movies are constant jump scares, and that really puts me on edge, right obviously, but I don't accurate.
Speaker 1At least they're practically documentaries.
Have you seen have you seen ed Warren looked like he looked exactly like he looked exactly like Patrick Wilson.
Speaker 2Wilson did he No, are he's a troll person?
Is that what I'm gathering.
Also, like, isn't it like widely said that they were like snake oil salesman.
Speaker 1Yes, they also he he had like a I never even want to talk about it.
It's so vile.
But read the Hollywood reporter tell all about them.
Speaker 2Oh no, and yet Hollywood just keeps making the movies.
So wait, they're getting so rich.
Speaker 1So I want you to guess if this photo I'm showing you is Patrick Wilson or the real Ed Warren.
Speaker 2Well, one's going to be like black and white.
Oh my, oh my.
Speaker 1God, is that Patrick Wilson?
Speaker 2You know who that is?
That's Harvey Dangerfield or whatever.
Speaker 1Harvey danger Field.
Speaker 2You know, I don't get no Rodney Dangerfield.
I don't get no respect you know that guy.
Speaker 1Of course I do.
I'm a comedian.
It's my job professionally.
Speaker 2Well, I mean, Hollywood obviously does every real person favors.
I've never been watching the end of the credits of like inspired by a true story and seeing the real person and been like, whoa much hotter?
So I was like, okay, they've both had brown hair.
Speaker 1They were very Catholic, so everything that they did was an approach that was like that's a demon.
There's a demon in that doll.
Lock it in a box, you know.
They keep her in a terrarium essentially, like she's like at the last case.
Yeah, well, okay, obviously she is a doll.
They have one of those like hamster.
Speaker 2Like water bottles, but with holy water.
That's rude, That's what I'm guessing.
Like, Oh, okay, I.
Speaker 1Don't know, but I know they keep her well, no, they have her in the box.
They said just to you know, keep everything safe.
All the people that work with her have been blessed with holy water and holy oil.
Speaker 2What a weird Dave orientation?
Speaker 1Yes, can you I mentione hr for that.
There's also crosses that are on each side of the case and uh yeah, they're good.
They got it all covered.
She ain't gonna catch them slipping.
And people said that she was missing, but I guess she wasn't.
It was just, first of all, her publicist is who because she I'm not getting pressed like this for my tour.
She's in everything.
Speaker 2It's just so funny that, yeah, exactly that they could literally have just put her in a trunk in the basement and like she's missing, ask us just be like.
Speaker 1For the next couple of hours.
Speaker 2I'll just be like, we don't know, but she's like still posting on her Instagram.
Speaker 1Seriously, these stars, it's you got to keep an eye on.
Speaker 2And this publicist, if they were smart, they would do Annabelle's Instagram and she's like at the Green Canyon of course, next story?
Speaker 1Did you know?
Probably not?
No, I guarantee you knew this one.
LGBTQ people and young women are Astrology's biggest fans.
Speaker 2Us survey because we need something to believe in, We need to find hope somewhere.
It's it's literally nowhere around us.
So we're like maybe the fucking stars and moons?
Speaker 1Do you are you an astrology?
Speaker 2No, But every time someone tells me something about myself, I'm like, yeah, that makes sense.
Speaker 1Well yeah, because it's like about you.
That's how I feel.
I'm like, it's like psychic.
I'm like, I'll pay you to talk about me.
Sure to my face, sure a half hour.
Speaker 2Have you ever heard a psychic who told you something gnarly shit that you like were like whoa, yes, ew, I'd be like, this is not what I'm here for.
Speaker 1I had one that started telling me about conspiracy theories about Barack Obama while I was being read by her.
Speaker 2Oh, I guess I met more like do you want to know what day you're gonna die?
Speaker 1Oh?
Speaker 2And then you're no, no, no, no, no, no, no no no no, I haven't no I did.
I went to one in West Hollywood and they're like forever.
Speaker 1I went to one in West Hollywood and she said, the second you leave this door, something good's gonna happen to you.
It happens every time people come here.
And then I like walked out of the door and literally like nothing, not a single thing there was, just like a random person on the street that was like fuck no, like nothing out of the ordinary.
Speaker 2Maybe if you had been just walking down that street and air conditioner would have fallen on your having crushed you.
So the really good thing is actually something that didn't.
Speaker 1Didn't happen well.
According to nbcnews dot Com, fifty four percent of lgbt Q Americans consult astrology or horoscopes at least yearly, which is about twice the portion of US adults overall at twenty eight percent.
The report, published by the Pew Research Center, is based off of a nationally representative survey of nine five and ninety three US adult.
Speaker 2Well that doesn't sound like good enough.
First of all, well that's how they do a survey.
Second of all, you know, there's some people, like primarily in the South or like rural areas that probably think it's gay to know what their sign is.
You know what I mean, like Bubba Joe, what's your signs?
Like?
I don't know that ba shit.
Speaker 1Yeah, well that is true.
LGBTQ adults were also three times is likely to consult tarot cards the non LGBTQ adults.
This feels homophobic.
Just like releasing this.
Speaker 2I feel like propaganda to make the right think we are actually crazy.
Speaker 1Okay, well, let's talk about their spiritual beliefs that.
Speaker 2Jesus diversions and rose on the third Day and doesn't want us to get married, which I agree with.
Speaker 1I don't think you should get married.
Speaker 2Anyone should get married.
Let's talk about it.
Speaker 1I know.
Seriously, so it says they're four times is likely.
There like, I'm not part of this.
They're these people freaks, These liberal freaks are four times as likely to say that they rely quote at least a little on what they learn from astrology and tarot and make major life decisions, oh, twenty one percent versus five percent.
LGBTQ women are more likely than LGBTQ men to consult astrology and taro at least once a year at sixty three percent and forty percent.
Speaker 2Hum, that's wild for major life decisions, that's wild.
I do do you well?
Speaker 1Sometimes do you literally?
Speaker 2You like check co Star and you go, Okay, I guess I'm not buying this car today.
Speaker 1Sometimes if I'm literally I haven't done this in a while.
But if I'm like, what do I do?
I can't figure it out.
I don't know either way.
And then if if I check and it says go with the one that makes you feel this way or whatever, I don't know, but I'm like, okay, oh so it doesn't help me a tiebreak.
Speaker 2But it's just like your your psych heymocid, your psycho, Oh my god, your psychic just like talks to you about you, Like there's a lot of like clarity to be had in like something a prompt making you think something through you know, are you trying to think of wai or disagree with.
Speaker 1Me or something?
Speaker 2No?
Speaker 1I don't yeah, no, I just don't care.
Speaker 2Okay, are you depressed?
I'm not depressed, are you sure?
Speaker 1I let's check our horoscopes.
Speaker 2Maybe we shit, horoscope is one of these other things that I'm like, did someone write this?
Are they just consulting chat GPT?
Speaker 1Now?
Speaker 2Like this is why I'm like, okay, like where's this information coming from?
Is this copy and paste from last year?
Like give me a reason.
Speaker 1Yeah.
I don't like it when a horoscope is just like or like when you get a fortune culture and it's just like your smile is nice, this path.
Speaker 2Through happiness is the shortest distance, and you're like, okay.
Speaker 1But even that is more than what I am saying.
Like I hate it when it's just like.
Speaker 2You keep your chin up, yeah, or not.
Speaker 1Even that, like that's like advice.
Speaker 2Sometimes it's just like keep your chin up though, Like that's not fortune either.
Well, it's usually like I just have a problem with when it's like last month you did a lot of stuff and this month you're not going to Yeah, it's like okay, all of us, Okay, tell me something.
Actually, since we were talking about psychics, here's an article from the New York Post.
Not a big fan of New York Post, but the thing I love about it.
Speaker 1Is that they cover shit like this like it's news.
Yeah, they posted.
On May twenty sixth, psychic correctly predicted the location of a missing college student's remains finally in a fifty two year old cold case.
Speaker 2That's cool.
Speaker 1So basically this man, he was a Utah college student.
He disappeared more than fifty years ago.
Speaker 2Wow.
Speaker 1And his name was Douglas Brick.
Why do you look at me when I said Brick?
Speaker 2Because you got me bricked?
Speaker 1Twenty three year old University of Utah senior.
He was active in several academic organizations when he disappeared from his dorm on October twelfth, nineteen seventy three.
So the past five decades they have been stumped.
Okay, Wow, couldn't figure out what happened to him.
Speaker 2That's creepy.
Speaker 1A breakthrough occurred last fall, when a hunter discovered skull fragments in the foothills above the university and alerted authorities.
A DNA lab finally confirmed in early May that the remains were indeed those of Brick.
Speaker 2Whered The psychic come in, Well, here's the thing.
Speaker 1So they start going through just all the old files, okase files, uh huh, and they find that Brick's mother, Donna.
Speaker 2Brick This Pride Donna Brick.
Speaker 1She died in twenty ten, but she kept a journal of just different thoughts and developments about the Sun's case.
She wrote in nineteen ninety an entry that describes an uncanny encounter with the psychic.
She was shopping at her department store in Salt Lake City.
She happened to meet a store clerk who said she was psychic.
Maybe you can tell me what happened to my son, Donna had asked, he really wants you to find him, the psychic told her.
According to the entry, the psychic revealed details that no one had known at the time about Brick's disappearance.
She told Donna that her son had gone to the foothills above campus where he contemplated trigger warning ending his life.
But he became afraid and because it was dark, he slipped and fell, she said.
According to the release, these details stuck out to me, said one of the investigators where the skull was located.
The terrain I was traversing as part of the search is extremely steep and loose on both sides, and I was having a hard time in the daylight using my footing under me keeping my footing under me and figuring out where I was going.
So they still don't know how he died.
Speaker 2But skull fragments, that's never a good sign.
No, if you find pieces of my skull somewhere, honey.
Speaker 1You better ask another psychic.
Yeah.
Speaker 2Yeah, So they were like, oh, the psychic was like, they fell because it was slippery, sloppery, and that's where they found the body.
Yeah, that's that is very creepy to have such a cold case look into a journal and then find an entry that aligns with the future.
Speaker 1Well, and this is how going back to the LGBT thing, this is how we know there were no gay investigators, because if a gay investigator would have seen in nineteen ninety that there was a journal entry that said a psychic at a department store overreading it, huh no, go on, they go, we should look into that.
But these people were like, oh, that's weird.
They kind of looked into this, you know, thirty five years ago.
Speaker 2I wonder how many queer people are detectives.
Speaker 1I am, okay, I'm sure, but I can literally figure out anything.
Speaker 2Ow can you figure out why you're such a bitch?
Speaker 1I can't figure out why anyone finds you funny, But otherwise I have solved a lot of mysteries.
Speaker 3Okay, here's the last one I have for you.
Bigfoot Hot Bigfoot was found smash.
Bigfoot was recently sighted in Michigan, my home state.
Speaker 1Wait second, I.
Speaker 2Was just wearing a hideous cardigan and a trucker hat.
Speaker 1Oh my god, what if I'm too afraid to keep reading?
Speaker 2Do it?
Speaker 1What if it was like she did a show at Gigi's Cabaret, which is where I just performed.
Shout out, Oh my god, coolest place you gotta go.
Okay, Okay, Bigfoot sighting in Monroe, Michigan.
It's deemed credible by a tracking group, a bigfoot tracking group.
Speaker 2Okay, they can't.
You can't do that though.
You can't use one looney tune group to confirm another looney tune group.
Really yeah, really really?
Okay, Well, I know if you're a looney tune listening to this, no offense, that's all, folks.
I started to watch that movie The Daffy Duck.
No, it's the day the word World blew up or something.
It's like a feature films in theaters.
It's it's very good.
Speaker 1This sounds depressing.
Okay, So on row father and his son claimed that they saw Sasquatch and a national Sasquatch believing organization believes them.
Speaker 2Did you say believe twice?
Speaker 1That's how it's written.
This is on the Detroit News.
Speaker 2UFO lover loves to see UFOs.
Speaker 1Yeah, this was written by Francis X.
Donnelly.
It's from the Detroit News, which says serving Michigan since anti time serving Michigan, She's serving Michigan.
Honey.
Edward Henry and his twelve year old son went bowfishing, fishing for bows.
Wait, what is bowfishing?
It's like a bowe and like when you shoot with a bow.
Speaker 2Picture I'm picturing that.
Oh no, that's fly fishing, that thing where they like loop and lasso or whatever.
How come you while you're at saddle Ranch.
I don't know what bowfishing is, and none of your listeners do either.
Speaker 1That's the good need no lesbians listen to them.
Be nice?
Okay, no, not my lesbians.
They wouldn't kill animals.
Okay, So they go bowfishing May eighteenth.
They're in a swampy forest.
Speaker 2Okay, back to my panties.
Speaker 1They're in a swampy forest in southeast Monroe, according to the Bigfoot Field Researchers Organization, an Akron, Ohio group that tracks sightings of the mythical creature.
So these two they hear rustling in a tree, and then a loud thud on the ground.
A big heavy this be about me.
A big heavy animal headed toward them in the brush until it was intercepted by their dog.
The creature then moved quickly past trees and up a slope with the dog in hot pursuit, until Henry called him back.
The dog, Oh, the dog, not me.
Uh okay.
The Henrys, who were interviewed by the Bigfoot Group after filing a report with that said the animal was as big as a bear and looked like a gorilla.
They got their best look at the figure when it ascended the slope.
They said it was hunched over while running on two legs, and even hunched over, it was six feet tall.
Speaker 2And neither of them has a smartphone to document.
Speaker 1Now, of course not.
You can't take pictures.
Yes, that would be a bigfoot.
Is a quote from Matt Moneymaker, who was the director of the Bigfoot Group.
Moneymaker, who founded the organization in nineteen ninety five said he questioned the Henrys separately and extensively.
He found their accounts credible and quote freshly descriptive.
He deemed it a class a encounter moneymaker who believes there are thousands of big foots said.
Other factors suggest the Hairy ape was visiting Monroe.
The sighting was.
Speaker 2Visiting like on tour have.
Speaker 1The sighting was behind the Monroe County Inmate dormitory in southeast Monroe.
The marsh was teeming with deers and cattails.
Oh, I know what that is, two things that sasquatch loved to eat.
Speaker 2Stop.
This one's making me mad for some reason.
Like I could have talked about Annabel for like hours, but this one's like frustrating me.
And then when you said the person's name is something moneymaker, Yeah, let me guess it's like a dollar sign dash maker.
Now, you know, we both love kesh as Tadash, but she god of that.
She got rid of that years ago.
Speaker 1Yeah, I guess, so she's.
Speaker 2Just as Kasha.
So basically it just you know, boardfather and son found a Kooki website and wasted everyone's time, including hours.
Now God Bigfoot sightings they're like a chain mail for wasting people's time.
Speaker 1Now wait a minute, go on, this is giving me at least ten minutes of time I can spend talking about this rather than do you pay fair?
So this is doing good fair the marsh where it was spotted by the Oh my god, it's still going okay.
It says big feet or bigfoots will travel great distances along railroad beds, sometimes ending up in small pockets of woods, like in Monroe.
They've also been known to have podcasts about ghosts and perform in Gay Buyers across America.
I have said that you're like.
Speaker 2A gorgeous bigfoot.
Speaker 1I don't know how I'm supposed to take that.
Speaker 2It's a compliment, I said, gorgeous.
Speaker 1Anyway, that's the news.
Speaker 2Wow, all the news that's fit to print?
Is there bigfoot porn?
Speaker 1Though?
There's everything porn?
Speaker 2You're right, I would I think I would watch I think I would watch that bigfoot.
Yeah, bigfoot like destroying a twink or something.
Have you ever seen the porn that's et No?
Is it someone in an et suit?
Speaker 1Yeah?
But like it has a mouth.
It's like et with like a human's mouth, like sticking his tongue.
Speaker 2Out, and do you think inside the et is a girl or boy or they or is it et?
Speaker 1I don't know what it's in there.
Interesting, I really don't know.
I wasn't on set that day, but so you were.
Speaker 2You were like, oh.
Speaker 1I was in it, but no, it wasn't on any of the got it?
No, But I have seen these scenes, like people will post it sometimes, like you can go to like YouTube and find clips of it.
You know, it's not like, Okay, I'm sure somewhere you can watch the actual stuff, but people have like taken compilations of like sure just to show you.
Yeah, teasuck dick, Yeah, pretty much.
So you have seen it.
Okay, I'm gonna show you haunt a doll, please do.
It's time for the dolls are living.
This doll that I've pulled.
Speaker 2Up, this looks a little bit like me.
Speaker 1I mean it has beautiful blue eyes, a little tiny bang.
Speaker 2A beauty mark.
Speaker 1Do you have that?
Speaker 2I mean I have freckles, Okay, I have pre melanoma facial marks.
Speaker 1It's very like munchkin Land.
Speaker 2I also thought the pillow behind it was wings.
I thought it was like I thought it was like Fairyville.
Speaker 1Okay, so that's a pillow, but it has like this little hat that has like one of those Santa Claus poof balls at.
Speaker 2The end, it's giving baby who.
Speaker 1Yeah or who?
I was thinking who?
Or munchkin?
Okay, So his name is Tyler.
Speaker 2Oh that's a very masculine name for such a fairy like doll.
Woa.
Speaker 1I know a couple Tylers really, So you can get Tyler for sixty five dollars.
What a steal on even it or not that's a steal.
Here's the little bio that comes with Tyler.
Tyler was born on March thirtieth, nineteen sixty nine, and he died on January tenth, twenty twenty.
Because this is the This is a living human that is now in this doll.
Oh that is now for sale.
Speaker 2And how do they meet?
It's like a dating app of sorts, but for dolls.
Speaker 1And that's the great mystery.
It seems like none of these people can ever really ask they know everything else about these spirits.
Speaker 2I would believe it if you like buried the doll with the corpse and then dug it up and took the doll out.
Speaker 1Oh, that's why I think it's like a hermit crab.
Like, have you ever seen a clip of like a hermit crab that's like in a Pepsi bottle and.
Speaker 2Like poked its head out.
Yeah, I can picture that.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Okay, so he was fifty.
He was a fifty year old, flamboyant gay man.
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 1When I first picked him up to talk to him, he said.
Speaker 2The doll or the fifty year old man.
Speaker 1I think the doll.
Okay.
When I first picked him up to talk to him, he said, quote, oh no, let's get this party started.
He went to the gay bar all the time.
His alcohol of choice was Mimosa's slash mixed drinks.
He's been in reallylationships before, but he was single and had been for a long time.
When I went to ask him what his favorite color is, he was like, quote, honey, let me tell you any bright color.
Speaker 2This actually sounds like a woman doing a bad impression of a gay guy.
Speaker 1He said he likes horror movies and chick flicks.
Okay, okay.
He died, I'm gona aggressive form of cancer, and I didn't want to list him, but when I kept seeing an image of his doll in my mind, I had to talk to him.
And he wants a chance to be adopted.
Speaker 2Now.
Speaker 1He's funny and a great friend.
He's great at listening and making you feel better.
He has told me, quote, girl, you have a lot to offer.
Speaker 2Oh no, not a doll giving her a pep talk.
Speaker 1Oh so, don't be down in the You deserve to be treated like gold.
He's okay with pets, other spirits and everyone.
He's okay.
Well that's how I know.
It's on a gay man and a sippies.
He's not okay with everyone.
He's okay with a female or male keeper, as long as they are accepting.
He's talked to me telepathically with dowsing rods and a pendulum.
He has set off the cat ball once and a balloon light a lot.
These are all like ghost hunting things.
So anyway, that's Tyler.
Do you believe it?
Speaker 2I want to, but I'm gonna say no.
I think this is a woman who's very lonely, and she's like given, you know.
Speaker 1But why does she get rid of him?
You know what he said to her?
He said, girl, you have a lot to offer.
Speaker 2She's like, but what I want is sixty five dollars.
So, oh, I'm sorry to be so pissed if my like hag was selling me for sixty five US dollars, I'd be like, bitch, go get us some kind of mine and let's go.
Speaker 1Could you imagine this little gay man stumbles on like her computers open one day?
Speaker 2Honestly, he'd be still making that face.
Speaker 1But this little guy would be so mad to find out that she's just He's also like I told her that in confidence.
Speaker 2I do think this picture is missing him with like a parliament light hanging out of his mouth.
Speaker 1Oh cute, and oh well, he loved Mimosa's girl and mixed drinks too vague.
Come on, girl, let's go.
Let's get the party.
Speaker 2Startpisota, I've got to slip down before winter.
Do you think that's real?
Speaker 1Of course?
Speaker 2Oh you think they're all real?
Obviously, you're as credible as that bigfoot website you.
Speaker 1Oh okay, backfired?
Can I buy you some ghost voices?
Speaker 2Oh?
Speaker 1I love?
Speaker 2Is that esp R es N?
What is it?
Speaker 1How dare you?
It's called e V P or EV.
Please thank you.
Speaker 2You're welcome.
I'm a great co host.
Speaker 1What I do is I go to YouTube and I find alleged recordings of ghosts speaking?
Speaker 2You do or your producer?
Does I do?
Speaker 1Do any of you people do it?
I didn't think thank you.
I really wanted them to throw you under the bus.
Now do you do you think that I had them find these articles?
Do you think I?
Do you think I had them spend hours trying to find the right gay doll with blue eyes and blonde hair for me?
That was me?
They do a lot, though.
Speaker 2Why do people say heartless and mean?
They don't say that?
Why does everyone in this building think you're a monster?
I don't know.
Speaker 1I don't call me bigfoot again?
It's that for e VP or ev plase.
Okay, so I've got two of them for you.
This is so hard now, it's not.
This is from Soulmates Paranormal.
They posted this at a private residence.
What do they believe that this ghost is saying.
Speaker 2You're a giant?
Vagina liquor?
Oh my god?
Speaker 1Oh yeah, that's like that?
What?
Speaker 2What?
What?
What are my options?
Though?
Speaker 1I really don't like the liquor part.
What l i q.
Speaker 2U o oh?
Vagina flavored liquor would be crazy?
And we know Tyler, would I be drinking it?
Speaker 1Girl?
Not the kind of mimosa ordered mimosa more like menosa.
Okay, so let me wait.
So they did not think it was what you the vulgar words you said?
Did they?
Speaker 2Do you think Vagina's vulgar?
Speaker 1No?
I don't like the liquor.
You know, I'm sober.
Was it a Pat Say Jack?
Speaker 2No?
Cross it off the list?
Speaker 1B nasty child?
See I did not say that.
Speaker 2Or d I said, Chai, that's you at Starbucks.
I'm still hearing Vagina le gird.
But I'll say nasty child because I think that would be a good brand.
Speaker 1Nasty girl.
Oh that's what I'm thinking, which I love.
They do think it was nastay child.
I think it's Pet Sayjack.
No, listen, here's the thing.
A lot of ghosts are like older people and they watch wheel Ford.
Speaker 2But if they're too old, what if Pat stay Jack?
Was that annoying new host for them?
Speaker 1Yeah?
They're like, are you look at these young people?
They're like Pet say Jack?
Okay, kids these days lay Jack.
Here's the last one.
This was posted by Medesto c A twenty five and they recorded this one at the Mark Twain Museum, which is in Virginia City, Nevada.
What's this guy say?
Speaker 2Twenty seven more times.
I don't even know which of the frequencies I'm supposed to be listening to.
What are my options?
Speaker 1Hey, that's never gonna fit.
B you're definitely thick.
Speaker 2Oh, that's an eerie one.
C.
Speaker 1The devil is big?
Or D you dirty little big?
Speaker 2Oh, let's hope that it's a dirty little pig.
Speaker 1Okay, it's one of those.
Let's listen.
Speaker 2If you actually hear words, I need to have my hearing checked.
Speaker 1They believe it's C.
The devil is big?
Speaker 2Well duh, but why would the devil need that type of pr And who I thought he was small?
Speaker 1Let's listen for the devil is big?
I hear it.
Speaker 2You're crazy.
Speaker 1That's never kind of fit.
That's what I hear.
And then you had to take it there?
What can you have this person removed?
Please?
Oh?
Speaker 2Now I'm a person all of a sudden, this person, I.
Speaker 1Guess that's it.
Wow, that's fun.
Speaker 2It was fun.
Yeah.
If you had to make a premonition about me, or if you had to be a psychic for me, what would you say.
Speaker 1For when give me a timeline?
Speaker 2Let's say the next twenty four hours.
Speaker 1I see you with Bob and drag queen at like a gay bar, kind of like Club West Hollywood.
Whoa, yeah, whoa, Oh yep, wrong, it's been a long month for me.
Speaker 2Oh no, did I not?
Did I make your job harder today?
Speaker 1No, you're really really easy.
Speaker 2Okay, I'm not the first time I've been gone yet.
Speaker 1Can you sell people what you want them to know?
Speaker 2My name is zach Nee Towers.
That's z A c h n O E t O W E r S.
You can find me on all social media platforms.
Speaker 1There.
Speaker 2I'm doing some roguas oh Chicago in September, So come to see me at Zany's in Old Town Chicago September like twenty fourth through the twenty seventh or something like that.
Yeah, just follow me everywhere.
Harrassed me, not her assed me.
But you know, tell me you like me, compliment me, keep me going.
Yeah.
The devil is big, never gonna fit.
Speaker 1Put me back in the door.
Thank you so much to zach Nowie.
Thank you all for listening.
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