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Speaker 1

What's that at the bed spooky?

Speaker 2

Hey Joky, I'm rereally sure it's dead.

Speaker 1

He's coming this way.

Wait a minute, I said, nandas police.

Hey boo, it's me Ros and welcome to Ghosted by Roz Hernandez, the podcast where I talk to people that I like about the paranormal.

Zach Noey Towers is back on the pod.

The two of us always a gay old time.

Isn't that we had a great time.

I think you're going to enjoy this one.

I have a story first, though.

This one comes from Shallby Shall be Rights.

I bought my first house in twenty twenty two, an old farmhouse built in the eighteen eighties and located across from a cemetery.

I love this place and I've always felt safe and comfortable here, but pretty early in there were some signs that we weren't alone in the house.

I have two experiences I wanted to share about this house.

The first is the ghost cats.

When I first took custody of the house, I could smell cat pee and a couple of the main rooms, and I just assumed it was where the litter boxes had been.

I deodorized every room to make sure any lingering urine was taken care of and I forgot about it, But the ghost cats didn't forget about me.

For almost two years, I kept smelling cat pee and ran rooms and could not find a source.

I was going crazy until one of the neighbors told me about old Lady Holly, who lived here before the owner I bought the house from.

She was an animal lover and had dozens of cats over the years.

It's unclear if she died in the house, but sign's point to yes.

Since hearing the story, I've taken to saying hi, Miss Molly when I enter rooms with an unexpected odor, speaking cheerfully to her.

The cat pee has mostly disappeared, but I like to think she's still sticking around and keeping an eye on her house.

The second point I wanted to share is connected to Miss Holly and her spying.

I am very sure I have many spirits in my house.

I've seen figures walking between rooms while looking directly at them.

I've heard footsteps and creaking doors, and even heard some disembodied voices.

For the most part, I get the impression that they're all mischievous and perhaps teasing me.

But sometimes it's a lot They never mess with my dog though.

The interesting thing is she sometimes seems to be watching someone or interacting with someone who isn't there, with no signs of stress.

They love my dog as they should because she's fabulous, and it puts my mind at rest.

My favorite part is when it sometimes gets overwhelming and there's too much activity.

I ask them to scale it back, because if they scare me off, my dog leaves with me and never fails to stop long enough for me to pull myself together.

Honestly, they're not the worst roommates I've ever had.

Thanks for reading, Shelby.

Here's my theory.

You know, like when muppets would like make a person and they like go in a trench coat, I think it's the cats.

I think it's the old cat ghosts that are like putting on a trench coat and acting like they're human ghosts.

And that's what you see walking through your hallway.

That's my theory.

What do I know?

Love it?

Thanks for sending that.

Okay, here we go.

It's time from my conversation with zach Noy Towers and with the show.

Welcome to Ghosted by ros Hernandez, the podcast where I talk to people that I like about the paranormal.

Today we're making an exception.

I am joined by zach Knowe Towers.

That's me.

How are you?

Speaker 2

And is it because you don't like me?

You love me?

Maybe?

Yeah?

Speaker 1

I love you.

Speaker 2

I'm great, I'm better now.

I've been looking forward to this.

Speaker 1

Yeah, your life's so sad.

Speaker 2

Okay, I see how this.

You've set a tone now.

You came in here.

Yeah, but we were, we were going fresh once we hit record, and you you decided to violence.

Speaker 1

Yeah it is well.

Listen, I invited you here today to not fight.

Invited you here because I have been traveling all over the place by myself and I'm very lonely and I just need some warm body.

Oh okay to talk to.

Speaker 2

Well, I'm lukewarm at best.

You might need to put me in the microwave for a couple of minutes.

Nuke yellow back.

I'm freezing cold in the middle.

You bite into it.

It's like, okay, here's a horror story.

Speaker 1

One time when I was a child, my sister who was stop my sister who was probably like too young to be supervising a child.

Speaker 2

Sure, I was like, I'm hungry.

Speaker 1

Oh no, So she made me a frozen corn dog and the entire dog was dog was frozen.

Speaker 2

That is a nightmare.

So was the corn meal hot or warm?

Like when you bit was it at copsicle?

And when do you think about what a hot dog is?

It's actually what what isn't a hot dog?

Speaker 1

In all of it?

Speaker 2

It's all of it, It's everything, it's everything everywhere, all at once.

Speaker 1

Oh my god, this's you.

I'm every woman but a corn dog, every corn dog.

But it's like I'm every giblet.

Speaker 2

Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yea yeah yeah, every giblet.

Speaker 1

Yeah.

Anyway, I wanted to talk about news, okay, because there's a lot going on in this country and then this war.

Speaker 2

Is this with a paranormal slant or just like news?

Speaker 1

I only covered the most vital important news stories.

Speaker 2

Corn dog adjacent news.

Speaker 1

Well, I wouldn't be surprised.

This is the podcast where you hear about someone saw Jesus in a corn dog.

Speaker 2

Great, great, great, and then they shoved it up their butt.

Speaker 1

Oh my god.

Speaker 2

And that person was me And we have which one is my camera?

That one we didn't put any Oh, there's an.

Speaker 1

Alman those today.

We thought this should just be an audio.

Speaker 2

I love that because my voice is very pleasing to the ear.

Speaker 1

Yeah, okay, I have four news stories for you.

Okay, this episode's not gonna come out for like a while, so we are.

We're recording this in June, just so everyone knows.

Remember June.

Oh it was before all that, oh all that the horror stuff happened, whatever it is, because I know a billion things happen all the time.

Speaker 2

What if he passes away though, maybe let's okay, let's live in that future timeline.

Oh my god, wasn't that the best Pride month ever?

That was a good We put him underground.

Speaker 1

You don't know who we're talking about, Michael Henry.

Speaker 2

Okay, okay.

Four news stories that are incredibly timeless important.

Speaker 1

Here's one.

Okay, you're on tour?

Speaker 2

When are as comedians?

When are we not?

Speaker 1

Yeah?

Well I'm like doing a tour.

Oh yeah, okay, so yes, and that way.

Speaker 2

I've never been on tour, I know me, neither was are my first time I were doing that?

But like, no one's no one's clamoring to keep me on the road.

Speaker 1

I am because I want you away for me.

Well, here's someone that is on tour, Annabelle.

Speaker 2

Oh she's missing.

Speaker 1

Yes, Okay, so at the time of this recording, it's before she murdered Beep, So you probably remember this news story Annabelle.

People believe that she was missing or do.

Speaker 2

They not believe that anymore?

What if she was just going to find herself in like India and do like a yoga retreat.

Speaker 1

Well, I have felt for years that she needs to have like her own a rebrand.

Yeah, like, oh, that's what I used to be, like a Megan two point zero.

Well, if you think about like nowadays, so many of these women will like commit a bunch of crime and then they get like the docuseries rebuilding Annabelle, and then it's like she's on Dancing with the Stars.

Yes, like that's kind of like a path.

Sure, so I would like that for her.

But as of right now, she is on tour and people can go see her.

People have been going crazy because they believe that when she was taken to New Orleans, a bunch of bad things happened, and they believe it was because annabel was there.

Speaker 2

Isn't New Orleans.

I got a classically haunted space though of course, wait, I would that's so interesting you brought that up.

I can't believe Annabelle is not a gay icon, like.

Speaker 1

She just for me.

Speaker 2

Well, yeah, but you're not.

You're not regular and what you're like weird?

Speaker 1

Okay, you know that you wanted to say trance, that's what you meant by that.

But it's fine.

Uh.

So she's been traveling with a Catholic priest.

Oh, just to make sure.

Speaker 2

That are they just friends for sure?

Speaker 1

We don't know.

Speaker 2

We don't know how many hotel rooms are their father, Stop who's getting on whose knees?

So?

Speaker 1

Uh.

She was to go to New Orleans May thirteenth and May fourteenth, and that plantation burned down, which was between Baton Rouge and New Orleans, the not Away Plantation House, and people were like, it's because annabel Great.

That's why all these people on the internet started saying.

Speaker 2

Do we not think that that animal would be completely racist?

Speaker 1

She probably is of her time.

She is a demon, Okay at the end of the day.

Speaker 2

Wait, so are you saying demons are racist or demons that like don't see color?

Speaker 1

No, demons to do everything bad?

Speaker 2

Interesting?

I would like to think demons are an equal opportunity destroyer.

Speaker 1

Yeah, I think so.

Yeah, I think they don't like anyone.

Speaker 2

Also, why don't we just burn all the plantations down?

And that is why they'd be therapeutic, I think for everyone.

Speaker 1

Being in this world.

Your laptop good paranormal.

You don't know how many times it's like, oh, this ghost play and then you like look it up and.

Speaker 2

It's like, oh, it's a mass grave.

Speaker 1

It's all everything.

It's it's all a reminder of how horrible our history is.

It's just like when you go to an antique store and you're like, oh, this is fun, this is fun, and that should not be for sale totally.

Speaker 2

Are we talking about like the racist dolls?

Speaker 1

Oh, that's a start.

Some of the things I've seen and bought, don't lie.

Well, some of these some of these things I've.

Speaker 2

Seen, we should go through those stores and like buy the things and then destroy them.

That'd be cool.

Speaker 1

Or the just destroy them.

I don't want to give somebody why is somebody making many of them them?

Speaker 2

So steal them and destroy.

Steal and destroy.

That's the new gate.

That's Pride this year.

The theme is steal and destroy.

That's hot, isn't it.

Speaker 1

So.

Another thing that happened ten inmates escaped from a prison, like.

Speaker 2

Working together like as a team building exercise.

I love that.

I love that.

Maybe that was the maybe that was the challenge all along, like to make friends and make a plan.

Speaker 1

They did it, and they're lessen.

They're going to be spending a lot more time together because they were caught.

No, so people say it was all because Annabel was there.

Speaker 2

Oh this is still that story.

That's okay, Sorry, this was all in the same.

Speaker 1

You know, we do.

Speaker 2

We know briefly how they got caught.

Were they trying to see Annabel?

They're like all handcuffed together in orange jumpsuits and like, we love her?

Speaker 1

That's all.

Speaker 2

They played Annabel Creation every night, and.

Speaker 1

Cello, I have to say, I don't like the movies, love the character.

It's the same thing with the nun You.

Speaker 2

Know, all of those movies, the Conjuring Universe movies are constant jump scares, and that really puts me on edge, right obviously, but I don't accurate.

Speaker 1

At least they're practically documentaries.

Have you seen have you seen ed Warren looked like he looked exactly like he looked exactly like Patrick Wilson.

Speaker 2

Wilson did he No, are he's a troll person?

Is that what I'm gathering.

Also, like, isn't it like widely said that they were like snake oil salesman.

Speaker 1

Yes, they also he he had like a I never even want to talk about it.

It's so vile.

But read the Hollywood reporter tell all about them.

Speaker 2

Oh no, and yet Hollywood just keeps making the movies.

So wait, they're getting so rich.

Speaker 1

So I want you to guess if this photo I'm showing you is Patrick Wilson or the real Ed Warren.

Speaker 2

Well, one's going to be like black and white.

Oh my, oh my.

Speaker 1

God, is that Patrick Wilson?

Speaker 2

You know who that is?

That's Harvey Dangerfield or whatever.

Speaker 1

Harvey danger Field.

Speaker 2

You know, I don't get no Rodney Dangerfield.

I don't get no respect you know that guy.

Speaker 1

Of course I do.

I'm a comedian.

It's my job professionally.

Speaker 2

Well, I mean, Hollywood obviously does every real person favors.

I've never been watching the end of the credits of like inspired by a true story and seeing the real person and been like, whoa much hotter?

So I was like, okay, they've both had brown hair.

Speaker 1

They were very Catholic, so everything that they did was an approach that was like that's a demon.

There's a demon in that doll.

Lock it in a box, you know.

They keep her in a terrarium essentially, like she's like at the last case.

Yeah, well, okay, obviously she is a doll.

They have one of those like hamster.

Speaker 2

Like water bottles, but with holy water.

That's rude, That's what I'm guessing.

Like, Oh, okay, I.

Speaker 1

Don't know, but I know they keep her well, no, they have her in the box.

They said just to you know, keep everything safe.

All the people that work with her have been blessed with holy water and holy oil.

Speaker 2

What a weird Dave orientation?

Speaker 1

Yes, can you I mentione hr for that.

There's also crosses that are on each side of the case and uh yeah, they're good.

They got it all covered.

She ain't gonna catch them slipping.

And people said that she was missing, but I guess she wasn't.

It was just, first of all, her publicist is who because she I'm not getting pressed like this for my tour.

She's in everything.

Speaker 2

It's just so funny that, yeah, exactly that they could literally have just put her in a trunk in the basement and like she's missing, ask us just be like.

Speaker 1

For the next couple of hours.

Speaker 2

I'll just be like, we don't know, but she's like still posting on her Instagram.

Speaker 1

Seriously, these stars, it's you got to keep an eye on.

Speaker 2

And this publicist, if they were smart, they would do Annabelle's Instagram and she's like at the Green Canyon of course, next story?

Speaker 1

Did you know?

Probably not?

No, I guarantee you knew this one.

LGBTQ people and young women are Astrology's biggest fans.

Speaker 2

Us survey because we need something to believe in, We need to find hope somewhere.

It's it's literally nowhere around us.

So we're like maybe the fucking stars and moons?

Speaker 1

Do you are you an astrology?

Speaker 2

No, But every time someone tells me something about myself, I'm like, yeah, that makes sense.

Speaker 1

Well yeah, because it's like about you.

That's how I feel.

I'm like, it's like psychic.

I'm like, I'll pay you to talk about me.

Sure to my face, sure a half hour.

Speaker 2

Have you ever heard a psychic who told you something gnarly shit that you like were like whoa, yes, ew, I'd be like, this is not what I'm here for.

Speaker 1

I had one that started telling me about conspiracy theories about Barack Obama while I was being read by her.

Speaker 2

Oh, I guess I met more like do you want to know what day you're gonna die?

Speaker 1

Oh?

Speaker 2

And then you're no, no, no, no, no, no, no no no no, I haven't no I did.

I went to one in West Hollywood and they're like forever.

Speaker 1

I went to one in West Hollywood and she said, the second you leave this door, something good's gonna happen to you.

It happens every time people come here.

And then I like walked out of the door and literally like nothing, not a single thing there was, just like a random person on the street that was like fuck no, like nothing out of the ordinary.

Speaker 2

Maybe if you had been just walking down that street and air conditioner would have fallen on your having crushed you.

So the really good thing is actually something that didn't.

Speaker 1

Didn't happen well.

According to nbcnews dot Com, fifty four percent of lgbt Q Americans consult astrology or horoscopes at least yearly, which is about twice the portion of US adults overall at twenty eight percent.

The report, published by the Pew Research Center, is based off of a nationally representative survey of nine five and ninety three US adult.

Speaker 2

Well that doesn't sound like good enough.

First of all, well that's how they do a survey.

Second of all, you know, there's some people, like primarily in the South or like rural areas that probably think it's gay to know what their sign is.

You know what I mean, like Bubba Joe, what's your signs?

Like?

I don't know that ba shit.

Speaker 1

Yeah, well that is true.

LGBTQ adults were also three times is likely to consult tarot cards the non LGBTQ adults.

This feels homophobic.

Just like releasing this.

Speaker 2

I feel like propaganda to make the right think we are actually crazy.

Speaker 1

Okay, well, let's talk about their spiritual beliefs that.

Speaker 2

Jesus diversions and rose on the third Day and doesn't want us to get married, which I agree with.

Speaker 1

I don't think you should get married.

Speaker 2

Anyone should get married.

Let's talk about it.

Speaker 1

I know.

Seriously, so it says they're four times is likely.

There like, I'm not part of this.

They're these people freaks, These liberal freaks are four times as likely to say that they rely quote at least a little on what they learn from astrology and tarot and make major life decisions, oh, twenty one percent versus five percent.

LGBTQ women are more likely than LGBTQ men to consult astrology and taro at least once a year at sixty three percent and forty percent.

Speaker 2

Hum, that's wild for major life decisions, that's wild.

I do do you well?

Speaker 1

Sometimes do you literally?

Speaker 2

You like check co Star and you go, Okay, I guess I'm not buying this car today.

Speaker 1

Sometimes if I'm literally I haven't done this in a while.

But if I'm like, what do I do?

I can't figure it out.

I don't know either way.

And then if if I check and it says go with the one that makes you feel this way or whatever, I don't know, but I'm like, okay, oh so it doesn't help me a tiebreak.

Speaker 2

But it's just like your your psych heymocid, your psycho, Oh my god, your psychic just like talks to you about you, Like there's a lot of like clarity to be had in like something a prompt making you think something through you know, are you trying to think of wai or disagree with.

Speaker 1

Me or something?

Speaker 2

No?

Speaker 1

I don't yeah, no, I just don't care.

Speaker 2

Okay, are you depressed?

I'm not depressed, are you sure?

Speaker 1

I let's check our horoscopes.

Speaker 2

Maybe we shit, horoscope is one of these other things that I'm like, did someone write this?

Are they just consulting chat GPT?

Speaker 1

Now?

Speaker 2

Like this is why I'm like, okay, like where's this information coming from?

Is this copy and paste from last year?

Like give me a reason.

Speaker 1

Yeah.

I don't like it when a horoscope is just like or like when you get a fortune culture and it's just like your smile is nice, this path.

Speaker 2

Through happiness is the shortest distance, and you're like, okay.

Speaker 1

But even that is more than what I am saying.

Like I hate it when it's just like.

Speaker 2

You keep your chin up, yeah, or not.

Speaker 1

Even that, like that's like advice.

Speaker 2

Sometimes it's just like keep your chin up though, Like that's not fortune either.

Well, it's usually like I just have a problem with when it's like last month you did a lot of stuff and this month you're not going to Yeah, it's like okay, all of us, Okay, tell me something.

Actually, since we were talking about psychics, here's an article from the New York Post.

Not a big fan of New York Post, but the thing I love about it.

Speaker 1

Is that they cover shit like this like it's news.

Yeah, they posted.

On May twenty sixth, psychic correctly predicted the location of a missing college student's remains finally in a fifty two year old cold case.

Speaker 2

That's cool.

Speaker 1

So basically this man, he was a Utah college student.

He disappeared more than fifty years ago.

Speaker 2

Wow.

Speaker 1

And his name was Douglas Brick.

Why do you look at me when I said Brick?

Speaker 2

Because you got me bricked?

Speaker 1

Twenty three year old University of Utah senior.

He was active in several academic organizations when he disappeared from his dorm on October twelfth, nineteen seventy three.

So the past five decades they have been stumped.

Okay, Wow, couldn't figure out what happened to him.

Speaker 2

That's creepy.

Speaker 1

A breakthrough occurred last fall, when a hunter discovered skull fragments in the foothills above the university and alerted authorities.

A DNA lab finally confirmed in early May that the remains were indeed those of Brick.

Speaker 2

Whered The psychic come in, Well, here's the thing.

Speaker 1

So they start going through just all the old files, okase files, uh huh, and they find that Brick's mother, Donna.

Speaker 2

Brick This Pride Donna Brick.

Speaker 1

She died in twenty ten, but she kept a journal of just different thoughts and developments about the Sun's case.

She wrote in nineteen ninety an entry that describes an uncanny encounter with the psychic.

She was shopping at her department store in Salt Lake City.

She happened to meet a store clerk who said she was psychic.

Maybe you can tell me what happened to my son, Donna had asked, he really wants you to find him, the psychic told her.

According to the entry, the psychic revealed details that no one had known at the time about Brick's disappearance.

She told Donna that her son had gone to the foothills above campus where he contemplated trigger warning ending his life.

But he became afraid and because it was dark, he slipped and fell, she said.

According to the release, these details stuck out to me, said one of the investigators where the skull was located.

The terrain I was traversing as part of the search is extremely steep and loose on both sides, and I was having a hard time in the daylight using my footing under me keeping my footing under me and figuring out where I was going.

So they still don't know how he died.

Speaker 2

But skull fragments, that's never a good sign.

No, if you find pieces of my skull somewhere, honey.

Speaker 1

You better ask another psychic.

Yeah.

Speaker 2

Yeah, So they were like, oh, the psychic was like, they fell because it was slippery, sloppery, and that's where they found the body.

Yeah, that's that is very creepy to have such a cold case look into a journal and then find an entry that aligns with the future.

Speaker 1

Well, and this is how going back to the LGBT thing, this is how we know there were no gay investigators, because if a gay investigator would have seen in nineteen ninety that there was a journal entry that said a psychic at a department store overreading it, huh no, go on, they go, we should look into that.

But these people were like, oh, that's weird.

They kind of looked into this, you know, thirty five years ago.

Speaker 2

I wonder how many queer people are detectives.

Speaker 1

I am, okay, I'm sure, but I can literally figure out anything.

Speaker 2

Ow can you figure out why you're such a bitch?

Speaker 1

I can't figure out why anyone finds you funny, But otherwise I have solved a lot of mysteries.

Speaker 3

Okay, here's the last one I have for you.

Bigfoot Hot Bigfoot was found smash.

Bigfoot was recently sighted in Michigan, my home state.

Speaker 1

Wait second, I.

Speaker 2

Was just wearing a hideous cardigan and a trucker hat.

Speaker 1

Oh my god, what if I'm too afraid to keep reading?

Speaker 2

Do it?

Speaker 1

What if it was like she did a show at Gigi's Cabaret, which is where I just performed.

Shout out, Oh my god, coolest place you gotta go.

Okay, Okay, Bigfoot sighting in Monroe, Michigan.

It's deemed credible by a tracking group, a bigfoot tracking group.

Speaker 2

Okay, they can't.

You can't do that though.

You can't use one looney tune group to confirm another looney tune group.

Really yeah, really really?

Okay, Well, I know if you're a looney tune listening to this, no offense, that's all, folks.

I started to watch that movie The Daffy Duck.

No, it's the day the word World blew up or something.

It's like a feature films in theaters.

It's it's very good.

Speaker 1

This sounds depressing.

Okay, So on row father and his son claimed that they saw Sasquatch and a national Sasquatch believing organization believes them.

Speaker 2

Did you say believe twice?

Speaker 1

That's how it's written.

This is on the Detroit News.

Speaker 2

UFO lover loves to see UFOs.

Speaker 1

Yeah, this was written by Francis X.

Donnelly.

It's from the Detroit News, which says serving Michigan since anti time serving Michigan, She's serving Michigan.

Honey.

Edward Henry and his twelve year old son went bowfishing, fishing for bows.

Wait, what is bowfishing?

It's like a bowe and like when you shoot with a bow.

Speaker 2

Picture I'm picturing that.

Oh no, that's fly fishing, that thing where they like loop and lasso or whatever.

How come you while you're at saddle Ranch.

I don't know what bowfishing is, and none of your listeners do either.

Speaker 1

That's the good need no lesbians listen to them.

Be nice?

Okay, no, not my lesbians.

They wouldn't kill animals.

Okay, So they go bowfishing May eighteenth.

They're in a swampy forest.

Speaker 2

Okay, back to my panties.

Speaker 1

They're in a swampy forest in southeast Monroe, according to the Bigfoot Field Researchers Organization, an Akron, Ohio group that tracks sightings of the mythical creature.

So these two they hear rustling in a tree, and then a loud thud on the ground.

A big heavy this be about me.

A big heavy animal headed toward them in the brush until it was intercepted by their dog.

The creature then moved quickly past trees and up a slope with the dog in hot pursuit, until Henry called him back.

The dog, Oh, the dog, not me.

Uh okay.

The Henrys, who were interviewed by the Bigfoot Group after filing a report with that said the animal was as big as a bear and looked like a gorilla.

They got their best look at the figure when it ascended the slope.

They said it was hunched over while running on two legs, and even hunched over, it was six feet tall.

Speaker 2

And neither of them has a smartphone to document.

Speaker 1

Now, of course not.

You can't take pictures.

Yes, that would be a bigfoot.

Is a quote from Matt Moneymaker, who was the director of the Bigfoot Group.

Moneymaker, who founded the organization in nineteen ninety five said he questioned the Henrys separately and extensively.

He found their accounts credible and quote freshly descriptive.

He deemed it a class a encounter moneymaker who believes there are thousands of big foots said.

Other factors suggest the Hairy ape was visiting Monroe.

The sighting was.

Speaker 2

Visiting like on tour have.

Speaker 1

The sighting was behind the Monroe County Inmate dormitory in southeast Monroe.

The marsh was teeming with deers and cattails.

Oh, I know what that is, two things that sasquatch loved to eat.

Speaker 2

Stop.

This one's making me mad for some reason.

Like I could have talked about Annabel for like hours, but this one's like frustrating me.

And then when you said the person's name is something moneymaker, Yeah, let me guess it's like a dollar sign dash maker.

Now, you know, we both love kesh as Tadash, but she god of that.

She got rid of that years ago.

Speaker 1

Yeah, I guess, so she's.

Speaker 2

Just as Kasha.

So basically it just you know, boardfather and son found a Kooki website and wasted everyone's time, including hours.

Now God Bigfoot sightings they're like a chain mail for wasting people's time.

Speaker 1

Now wait a minute, go on, this is giving me at least ten minutes of time I can spend talking about this rather than do you pay fair?

So this is doing good fair the marsh where it was spotted by the Oh my god, it's still going okay.

It says big feet or bigfoots will travel great distances along railroad beds, sometimes ending up in small pockets of woods, like in Monroe.

They've also been known to have podcasts about ghosts and perform in Gay Buyers across America.

I have said that you're like.

Speaker 2

A gorgeous bigfoot.

Speaker 1

I don't know how I'm supposed to take that.

Speaker 2

It's a compliment, I said, gorgeous.

Speaker 1

Anyway, that's the news.

Speaker 2

Wow, all the news that's fit to print?

Is there bigfoot porn?

Speaker 1

Though?

There's everything porn?

Speaker 2

You're right, I would I think I would watch I think I would watch that bigfoot.

Yeah, bigfoot like destroying a twink or something.

Have you ever seen the porn that's et No?

Is it someone in an et suit?

Speaker 1

Yeah?

But like it has a mouth.

It's like et with like a human's mouth, like sticking his tongue.

Speaker 2

Out, and do you think inside the et is a girl or boy or they or is it et?

Speaker 1

I don't know what it's in there.

Interesting, I really don't know.

I wasn't on set that day, but so you were.

Speaker 2

You were like, oh.

Speaker 1

I was in it, but no, it wasn't on any of the got it?

No, But I have seen these scenes, like people will post it sometimes, like you can go to like YouTube and find clips of it.

You know, it's not like, Okay, I'm sure somewhere you can watch the actual stuff, but people have like taken compilations of like sure just to show you.

Yeah, teasuck dick, Yeah, pretty much.

So you have seen it.

Okay, I'm gonna show you haunt a doll, please do.

It's time for the dolls are living.

This doll that I've pulled.

Speaker 2

Up, this looks a little bit like me.

Speaker 1

I mean it has beautiful blue eyes, a little tiny bang.

Speaker 2

A beauty mark.

Speaker 1

Do you have that?

Speaker 2

I mean I have freckles, Okay, I have pre melanoma facial marks.

Speaker 1

It's very like munchkin Land.

Speaker 2

I also thought the pillow behind it was wings.

I thought it was like I thought it was like Fairyville.

Speaker 1

Okay, so that's a pillow, but it has like this little hat that has like one of those Santa Claus poof balls at.

Speaker 2

The end, it's giving baby who.

Speaker 1

Yeah or who?

I was thinking who?

Or munchkin?

Okay, So his name is Tyler.

Speaker 2

Oh that's a very masculine name for such a fairy like doll.

Woa.

Speaker 1

I know a couple Tylers really, So you can get Tyler for sixty five dollars.

What a steal on even it or not that's a steal.

Here's the little bio that comes with Tyler.

Tyler was born on March thirtieth, nineteen sixty nine, and he died on January tenth, twenty twenty.

Because this is the This is a living human that is now in this doll.

Oh that is now for sale.

Speaker 2

And how do they meet?

It's like a dating app of sorts, but for dolls.

Speaker 1

And that's the great mystery.

It seems like none of these people can ever really ask they know everything else about these spirits.

Speaker 2

I would believe it if you like buried the doll with the corpse and then dug it up and took the doll out.

Speaker 1

Oh, that's why I think it's like a hermit crab.

Like, have you ever seen a clip of like a hermit crab that's like in a Pepsi bottle and.

Speaker 2

Like poked its head out.

Yeah, I can picture that.

Speaker 1

Yeah.

Okay, so he was fifty.

He was a fifty year old, flamboyant gay man.

Speaker 2

Okay.

Speaker 1

When I first picked him up to talk to him, he said.

Speaker 2

The doll or the fifty year old man.

Speaker 1

I think the doll.

Okay.

When I first picked him up to talk to him, he said, quote, oh no, let's get this party started.

He went to the gay bar all the time.

His alcohol of choice was Mimosa's slash mixed drinks.

He's been in reallylationships before, but he was single and had been for a long time.

When I went to ask him what his favorite color is, he was like, quote, honey, let me tell you any bright color.

Speaker 2

This actually sounds like a woman doing a bad impression of a gay guy.

Speaker 1

He said he likes horror movies and chick flicks.

Okay, okay.

He died, I'm gona aggressive form of cancer, and I didn't want to list him, but when I kept seeing an image of his doll in my mind, I had to talk to him.

And he wants a chance to be adopted.

Speaker 2

Now.

Speaker 1

He's funny and a great friend.

He's great at listening and making you feel better.

He has told me, quote, girl, you have a lot to offer.

Speaker 2

Oh no, not a doll giving her a pep talk.

Speaker 1

Oh so, don't be down in the You deserve to be treated like gold.

He's okay with pets, other spirits and everyone.

He's okay.

Well that's how I know.

It's on a gay man and a sippies.

He's not okay with everyone.

He's okay with a female or male keeper, as long as they are accepting.

He's talked to me telepathically with dowsing rods and a pendulum.

He has set off the cat ball once and a balloon light a lot.

These are all like ghost hunting things.

So anyway, that's Tyler.

Do you believe it?

Speaker 2

I want to, but I'm gonna say no.

I think this is a woman who's very lonely, and she's like given, you know.

Speaker 1

But why does she get rid of him?

You know what he said to her?

He said, girl, you have a lot to offer.

Speaker 2

She's like, but what I want is sixty five dollars.

So, oh, I'm sorry to be so pissed if my like hag was selling me for sixty five US dollars, I'd be like, bitch, go get us some kind of mine and let's go.

Speaker 1

Could you imagine this little gay man stumbles on like her computers open one day?

Speaker 2

Honestly, he'd be still making that face.

Speaker 1

But this little guy would be so mad to find out that she's just He's also like I told her that in confidence.

Speaker 2

I do think this picture is missing him with like a parliament light hanging out of his mouth.

Speaker 1

Oh cute, and oh well, he loved Mimosa's girl and mixed drinks too vague.

Come on, girl, let's go.

Let's get the party.

Speaker 2

Startpisota, I've got to slip down before winter.

Do you think that's real?

Speaker 1

Of course?

Speaker 2

Oh you think they're all real?

Obviously, you're as credible as that bigfoot website you.

Speaker 1

Oh okay, backfired?

Can I buy you some ghost voices?

Speaker 2

Oh?

Speaker 1

I love?

Speaker 2

Is that esp R es N?

What is it?

Speaker 1

How dare you?

It's called e V P or EV.

Please thank you.

Speaker 2

You're welcome.

I'm a great co host.

Speaker 1

What I do is I go to YouTube and I find alleged recordings of ghosts speaking?

Speaker 2

You do or your producer?

Does I do?

Speaker 1

Do any of you people do it?

I didn't think thank you.

I really wanted them to throw you under the bus.

Now do you do you think that I had them find these articles?

Do you think I?

Do you think I had them spend hours trying to find the right gay doll with blue eyes and blonde hair for me?

That was me?

They do a lot, though.

Speaker 2

Why do people say heartless and mean?

They don't say that?

Why does everyone in this building think you're a monster?

I don't know.

Speaker 1

I don't call me bigfoot again?

It's that for e VP or ev plase.

Okay, so I've got two of them for you.

This is so hard now, it's not.

This is from Soulmates Paranormal.

They posted this at a private residence.

What do they believe that this ghost is saying.

Speaker 2

You're a giant?

Vagina liquor?

Oh my god?

Speaker 1

Oh yeah, that's like that?

What?

Speaker 2

What?

What?

What are my options?

Though?

Speaker 1

I really don't like the liquor part.

What l i q.

Speaker 2

U o oh?

Vagina flavored liquor would be crazy?

And we know Tyler, would I be drinking it?

Speaker 1

Girl?

Not the kind of mimosa ordered mimosa more like menosa.

Okay, so let me wait.

So they did not think it was what you the vulgar words you said?

Did they?

Speaker 2

Do you think Vagina's vulgar?

Speaker 1

No?

I don't like the liquor.

You know, I'm sober.

Was it a Pat Say Jack?

Speaker 2

No?

Cross it off the list?

Speaker 1

B nasty child?

See I did not say that.

Speaker 2

Or d I said, Chai, that's you at Starbucks.

I'm still hearing Vagina le gird.

But I'll say nasty child because I think that would be a good brand.

Speaker 1

Nasty girl.

Oh that's what I'm thinking, which I love.

They do think it was nastay child.

I think it's Pet Sayjack.

No, listen, here's the thing.

A lot of ghosts are like older people and they watch wheel Ford.

Speaker 2

But if they're too old, what if Pat stay Jack?

Was that annoying new host for them?

Speaker 1

Yeah?

They're like, are you look at these young people?

They're like Pet say Jack?

Okay, kids these days lay Jack.

Here's the last one.

This was posted by Medesto c A twenty five and they recorded this one at the Mark Twain Museum, which is in Virginia City, Nevada.

What's this guy say?

Speaker 2

Twenty seven more times.

I don't even know which of the frequencies I'm supposed to be listening to.

What are my options?

Speaker 1

Hey, that's never gonna fit.

B you're definitely thick.

Speaker 2

Oh, that's an eerie one.

C.

Speaker 1

The devil is big?

Or D you dirty little big?

Speaker 2

Oh, let's hope that it's a dirty little pig.

Speaker 1

Okay, it's one of those.

Let's listen.

Speaker 2

If you actually hear words, I need to have my hearing checked.

Speaker 1

They believe it's C.

The devil is big?

Speaker 2

Well duh, but why would the devil need that type of pr And who I thought he was small?

Speaker 1

Let's listen for the devil is big?

I hear it.

Speaker 2

You're crazy.

Speaker 1

That's never kind of fit.

That's what I hear.

And then you had to take it there?

What can you have this person removed?

Please?

Oh?

Speaker 2

Now I'm a person all of a sudden, this person, I.

Speaker 1

Guess that's it.

Wow, that's fun.

Speaker 2

It was fun.

Yeah.

If you had to make a premonition about me, or if you had to be a psychic for me, what would you say.

Speaker 1

For when give me a timeline?

Speaker 2

Let's say the next twenty four hours.

Speaker 1

I see you with Bob and drag queen at like a gay bar, kind of like Club West Hollywood.

Whoa, yeah, whoa, Oh yep, wrong, it's been a long month for me.

Speaker 2

Oh no, did I not?

Did I make your job harder today?

Speaker 1

No, you're really really easy.

Speaker 2

Okay, I'm not the first time I've been gone yet.

Speaker 1

Can you sell people what you want them to know?

Speaker 2

My name is zach Nee Towers.

That's z A c h n O E t O W E r S.

You can find me on all social media platforms.

Speaker 1

There.

Speaker 2

I'm doing some roguas oh Chicago in September, So come to see me at Zany's in Old Town Chicago September like twenty fourth through the twenty seventh or something like that.

Yeah, just follow me everywhere.

Harrassed me, not her assed me.

But you know, tell me you like me, compliment me, keep me going.

Yeah.

The devil is big, never gonna fit.

Speaker 1

Put me back in the door.

Thank you so much to zach Nowie.

Thank you all for listening.

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Artwork by the spooky Vanessa Lilac, Photography by the terrifying Elizabeth Karen.

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